Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

OOH!

INNOCENT ONLOOKERS COWER

AS DRACULA SOARS OVER THE CITY!

THEY DO NOT KNOW THAT THE PURE-HEARTED LUCY

WILL TRIUMPH IN THE END.

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT READ THE BOOK

OR SEEN THE MOVIE--

OW! HEY!

LILO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ALOHA, MYRTLE.

STITCH AND I ARE PLAYING DRACULA.

YOU WANT TO BE LUCY?

NO.

WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU

TO STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE.

AARGH!

I SAID, AARGH!

ARE YOU A REAL PIRATE?

AYE. A PIRATE I BE.

WOW! PIRATES ARE ALMOST AS COOL AS VAMPIRES.

EHH, EHH! KEEL HAUL THE LUBBERS!

AH, LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.

GRINNIN' JACK BE THE NAME,

PIRATING BE ME GAME.

ARR, MATEYS.

BE YE WANTIN' A TREASURE MAP?

A TREASURE MAP? TO WHAT?

ARR! A TREASURE!

HERE YE GO, LITTLE WENCH.

MAHALO, MATEY.

IT'S MINE!

BUT HE WAS GIVING IT TO ME.

NUH-UH!

YE CAN ALL SHARE.

THERE BE ENOUGH TREASURE FOR YE BOTH.

OOH! OOH!

Lilo: HERE'S THE STARTING POINT,

UNDER THE GIANT "X."

NOW IT SAYS WE NEED TO GO 100 PACES TO THE EAST.

WHICH WAY IS EAST?

HA GE TA!

STITCH SAYS IT'S THAT WAY.

WHAT IS HE, A COMPASS?

UH, NO.

HE'S, UM... PART POINTER.

[COUNTING TOGETHER] ONE...2...

3...4...5...

6...

[CROWD CHEERING]

Both: 98...99...100!

THIS IS IT!

WE BETTER START DIGGING.

[GIGGLES]

SORRY, I DON'T DIG.

OK, THAT MEANS I'LL GET TO THE TREASURE FIRST,

BUT I'M SURE THERE'LL BE SOME LEFT FOR YOU.

AAH!

Computer: 412, BAGEL BURNER.

413, FOOD SPOILER.

414, MOLDY BREAD SPREADER.

415, SINGLE SOCK EATER.

AH, COME ON, THERE'S GOTTA BE ONE USEFUL EXPERIMENT IN HERE.

A BOLOGNA MAKER OR A MUSTARD SQUIRTER.

COME ON, GIVE ME SOMETHING--

HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, FISH FACE,

I AM SEARCHING FOR AN EXPERIMENT

TO ASSIST MY PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT SANDWICH.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

WE NEED TO KEEP THE COMPUTER FREE

IN CASE ANY EXPERIMENTS ARE ACTIVATED.

WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

OH, YEAH.

YOUR SO-CALLED "JOB" AS HAMSTERVIEL'S ERRAND BOY.

I AM NOT AN ERRAND BOY!

I AM WORKING TOWARD MY RETIREMENT.

Computer: WARNING-- EXPERIMENT 251 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: BINDS TOGETHER INCOMPATIBLE INDIVIDUALS.

NOW WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?

WHO KNOWS?

I JUST WORK HERE.

YAAARGH! GRRR! RARRR! GRR!

[GROWLING]

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Myrtle: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DIG FOR TREASURE?

HMM?

YOU HAVE TO DIG FOR IT 'CAUSE IT'S BURIED.

WHEN I FIND THE TREASURE

I'M GONNA INVEST IT IN CONDO-MINIMUMS.

TREASURE?

YOU CAN'T INVEST GOLD COINS

AND DIAMOND NECKLACES.

GOLD? DIAMONDS?

I'M GOING TO GIVE SOME TO NANI,

SOME TO THAT PIRATE GUY,

AND SOME TO THE HOME FOR RETIRED VAMPIRES.

UNLESS I FIND IT FIRST.

KEEP IT ALL FOR MYSELF, RETIRE,

AND TELL DR. HAMSTERVIEL TO GET ANOTHER ERRAND BOY!

[RING] HELLO?

GANTU! I HAVE AN ERRAND FOR YOU.

PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING YOU DROPPED OFF LAST WEEK.

WHAT?! THAT'S ON PLANET SLYGNATZ.

SIR, THAT'S 4 PARSECS.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO, GO, GO!

GRR!

[HUMMING]

[CHUCKLES]

TA-DA!

FINALLY, THE BEDROOM IS ALL FRESH AND CLEAN!

HOW ABOUT THAT?

HMM? EHH...NO.

NOT DUSTY.

UH, JUMBA, DIDN'T I GET THE ROOM

ALL FRESH AND CLEAN? HMM?

[RUMBLES] AAAH!

OH, YOU MISSED A SPOT.

I DID NOT SPEND 4 YEARS AT THE GALACTIC ACADEMY

SO I COULD CLEAN UP AFTER AN INTERPLANETARY EX-CONVICT

WHO NEVER HELPS!

INVENTION OF KETCHUP-FLAVORED ROCKET FUEL

TAKES MUCH OF JUMBA'S TIME.

THAT IS THE DUMBEST INVENTION I EVER HEARD OF.

HEY, ASTRONAUT WITH EMPTY GAS TANK,

FRENCH FRIES AND NO KETCHUP WOULD DISAGREE.

FOUND ANYTHING YET?

NOTHING. NAGA.

HEY!

YOU MUST BE DIGGING IN THE WRONG PLACE.

GIVE ME THAT!

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING TOGETHER.

WE ARE, SEPARATELY.

[LILO AND MYRTLE TUG AND GRUNT]

HEY! WHAT?

[TRILLS] UH-OH.

COUSIN!

NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FREAK DOG THINGIES.

EHH...EHH...

WE'RE STUCK.

GET THIS OFF!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GROANS] NAGA BO TIFA!

[GRUNTING]

HURRY UP! I WANT MY TREASURE

AND MY CONDO-MINIMUMS.

STITCH, UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO GET

A SAW OR SOMETHING?

[SPITS]

OOGE TAKA!

OOH.

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE AGREED

TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU.

I'D LIKE TO SEE KETCHUP-FLAVORED ROCKET FUEL

WASHING THE TOOTHPASTE OUT OF YOUR BATHROOM CUP!

[GASPS] EVIL MONSTER!

EEEVIL MONSTER!

UH-OH.

UH-OH? WHY "UH-OH?"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY UH-OH?

WHAT DOES UH-OH MEAN?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY UH-OH?

UH-OH.

NICE 251.

GOOD 251.

VERY TRICKY EXPERIMENT.

FINDS PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT COOPERATING

AND SCHPLATZY! STICKS THEM TOGETHER

WITH SUPER-STICKY GOO.

WITHOUT COOPERATION,

SOCIETY IS TURNED INTO BIG, STINKY MESS!

YOU'RE TELLING ME?!

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU TO COOPERATE

ON THE BIG STINKY BATHROOM MESS FOR WEEKS!

AAAH! OH, NO!

I'M BONDED TO AN EVIL GENIUS.

AND I'M BONDED TO A BATHROOM CLEANSER.

NO! NO, NO!

LET ME GO!

IS USELESS!

I'M DESPERATE!

ALSO SURPRISINGLY STRONG. WHOAA!

[BANGING]

NO! DON'T GO THAT--

WAIT! WAIT!

WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

[CHAINSAW BUZZES]

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

STITCH!

I KNEW IT!

DROP THAT CHAINSAW!

A CHI GATA! SA SA!

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH YOU TODAY.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE WATER SKI BOAT.

ABA TOOKAH! ABA TOOKAH!

PAJAGI NA!

HEY!

[TRILLS]

[GRUNTS] WHAT IS THIS?

THIS IS AN UH-OH.

[STITCH GRUNTING]

I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, EITHER.

BUT THIS IS A NEW RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME,

AND I'M NOT GONNA BLOW IT.

I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.

HA! YOU BETTER BE.

I'VE BEEN WAITING 6 MINUTES.

YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR DOG?

OH, HE JUST LOVES THE WATER.

DAH CHA DINI! DUNGA!

I'M PICKING UP DRY CLEANING

FOR DR. JACQUES VON HAMSTERVIEL.

AND PLEASE HURRY, I'M HUNTING TREASURE.

TICKET?

OH, UM, I LEFT IT ON EARTH.

SORRY. GOTTA HAVE A TICKET.

GRRR!

[STITCH MOANING]

YOU'LL BE FINE.

THIS BOAT'S TOTALLY SHIP-SHAPE...

[ENGINE BACKFIRES]

EXCEPT FOR THE MOTOR.

HEY! WHAT'S THE DEAL?

SORRY!

IT WILL JUST TAKE ME A SECOND TO FIX.

OR MAYBE AN HOUR.

COME ON!

GET THAT HUNK OF JUNK GOING!

ZEE BOOGO!

STITCH!

THIS IS A BOAT, NOT A ROCKET SHIP.

KANDIGI BAH. ZIZZIT!

AAH!

WHOO-HOO!

THE BOAT!

NOBODY'S STEERING THE BOAT!

WHAAAH!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

WE GOTTA WAIT FOR STITCH.

NO! WE GOTTA FIND THAT TREASURE

BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES.

NO! WE HAVE TO FIND STITCH'S COUSIN BEFORE GANTU DOES.

WHO?

UM...MR. GANTU.

HE'S FROM NAIROBI.

HE'S WITH ANIMAL CONTROL,

AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO...

CATCH MY DOG.

THIS WAY, WIERDLO.

NO, THIS WAY!

NO! THIS WAY!

STITCH! DO SOMETHING!

AAAAH!

AAAH!

WHY DID I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING?

WHOO-WAAH!

AAAAH! UNH!

OH, THAT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN.

NA GA! CHUCHU CHOO!

AAAAH! AAAAAH!

AAAAAAH! UNH!

MAN, THAT WAS GREAT!

I'LL BE BACK TO DO IT AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON.

HEAR THAT?

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WORKING THE NEXT SHIFT, TOO.

[LAUGHING]

CHECK IT OUT!

THE MUD MADE THAT BLUE GUNK DISSOLVE.

EH! MAKA MAKA!

ZA ZA!

UNTIL YOUR SO-CALLED GENIUS

CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNSTICK US,

YOU DO KNOW HOW TO OPERATE ONE OF THESE, HUH?

[SNIFFS] OF COURSE.

[RELAXED GROANS]

HOW DARE YOU DEFILE THE BROOM LIKE THAT?

I CANNOT POSSIBLY WORK WITH YOU.

HEY, IS ALSO NOT PIEWALK FOR JUMBA,

BEING STUCK TO NON-EVIL NON-GENIUS.

COME TO LABORATORY.

WE'LL FIND A WAY TO CUT STICKY HANDCUFFS.

NO! WAIT!

YOUR EVIL LABORATORY IS--IS EVIL!

[MUTTERING]

[FAMILY ARGUING]

[PEOPLE MUTTERING]

HE'S BEEN HERE ALREADY.

DUH! CAN WE GO NOW?

LOOK, THE SOONER YOU HELP ME FIND STITCH'S COUSIN,

THE SOONER WE CAN GO BACK TO GET THE TREASURE.

NO, TREASURE FIRST!

[STRAINING GRUNTS]

LOOK!

HE'S RIGHT THERE!

COME ON! WE'LL JUST GRAB HIM

AND THEN WE CAN GO RIGHT BACK TO TREASURE HUNTING.

OH, ALL RIGHT, BUT HURRY UP!

[TRILLS]

Lilo: HE'S GETTING AWAY FROM US.

STOP!

MAKE LIKE A LASSO!

GOTCHA!

MAHALO, MYRTLE,

YOU HELPED ME CATCH AN EXPERIMENT.

I THINK I'M GONNA NAME HIM...

LINK.

BECAUSE HE LINKS PEOPLE TOGETHER?

NO, SILLY.

IT'S SHORT FOR LINKENSTEIN,

THE ZOMBIE PRESIDENT.

NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WE HAVE TO FIND THE ONE PLACE HE TRULY BELONGS.

NO WAY! WE HAD A DEAL--

CATCH YOUR DOG'S WEIRD DISCONFIGURED COUSIN,

THEN WE GET THE TREASURE.

MYRTLE!

LILO!

I AGREE WITH THE FRECKLED ONE.

AAAH!

GANTU!

I HAVE RUN MY LAST ERRAND.

I'LL TAKE THAT EXPERIMENT FIRST,

THEN THE TREASURE.

GRRR!

THIS WAY!

NO, THIS WAY!

AAAAH! AAAAH!

WHOOAAH! WHOOAAH!

I THINK WE DID BETTER WHEN WE WERE COOPERATING.

[GASPS] LINK IS GETTING AWAY!

I'VE GOT YOU!

[SPLAT]

Lilo: HE DIDN'T GET US.

AAAAH! AAAAH!

HE GOT US.

OH, BLITSNAK!

LILO, THE ONLY THING WEIRDER THAN YOU

ARE YOUR WEIRD FRIENDS.

HE'S NOT MY FRIEND.

HE'S A BIG DUMMY!

QUIET, YOU TWO.

[ARGUING]

HOLD ON.

LIKE WE HAVE A CHOICE?

LINK! RUN!

NICE SHOT.

HUH? AAH!

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, TROUBLEMAKER.

Nani: JUMBA! PLEAKLEY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M BREAKING DOWN GLUEY HANDHOLDER

WITH FULL-BODY LASER INFUSION.

LASER?

HAH! SMILE, AND SAY "KAFRATZKA."

WAIT!

THE BLUE STUFF WASHES OFF WITH MUD.

NOT POSSIBLE.

251'S IMMOBILIZING BOND

IS DESIGNED FOR INDESTRUCTIBLE FUNCTION

ON 50 DIFFERENT PLANETS.

IS EARTH ON THAT LIST?

NO! EARTHLINGS IMMOBILIZE BEST

WITH BIG SCREEN TV AND PEPPERONI PIZZA.

COME TO THINK OF IT,

I VISITED MANY A PLANET IN MY DAY

BUT MUD IS SOMETHING I'VE ONLY FOUND ON EARTH.

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

I JUST CLEANED UP IN HERE.

IS EITHER MUD BATH OR INTERNAL LASERING.

OK, FINE!

BUT THIS IS YOUR EVIL MESS,

YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER IT.

DEAL.

OK, THAT'S MESSY.

THAT'S...MESSY!

[GASPS] I'M FREE!

FREE!

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT BEING A MESS COULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY!

AND JUMBA IS SO HAPPY TO BE FREE,

HE WILL CLEAN UP WITH NO COMPLAININGS.

PASS SOAP AND SPONGE, PLEASE.

[BUBBLES SNIFFS]

YEAH, SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY DISTORTING

THE TASTY RATIO.

LET'S SEE...

OH, THERE WE GO. TOO MUCH MUSTARD.

[DOOR OPENS]

HEY, CAN I HAVE A RIDE NEXT?

OH, BE QUIET.

I WAS USING THAT!

DID THAT DOG JUST TALK?

QUIET! YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME.

I NEED TO RESEARCH A WAY TO REMOVE THIS STUFF.

MAGA TA!

Lilo: STITCH!

HALT, ABOMINATION!

MYRTLE, JUMP!

AAAH! UNH!

HELP!

THE DOG CATCHER HAS ME!

SURRENDER OR THE BESPECTACLED ONE

WILL BE VAPORIZED.

MYRTLE, CATCH!

AAAH! AAH!

YOU'VE GOT MUD ON MY FACE!

WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR USUAL EGG. HEH!

YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[TRILLS]

[SPLAT]

COME BACK HERE, YOU TROGS!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE

TILL AFTER LUNCH.

WHAT THE-- OOF!

Computer: PLEASE ENTER MAYONNAISE RATIO.

LET ME GO! NO.

BUT THE EXPERIMENT, THE TREASURE--

NO. MY RETIREMENT FUND!

NO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

WHERE IS MY DRY CLEANING, HMM?!

I MEAN, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE

TO GET INTO A ROCKET SHIP,

FLY TO PLANET SLYGNATZ, PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING--

I MEAN, DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU EVEN LESS MONEY

TO GET YOU TO DO MORE WORK?

IS THAT IT?

[GROANS]

AND WHERE IS THAT EXPERIMENT

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING ME? HUH?

I HOPE IT ISN'T ERRAND BOY EXPERIMENT,

BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAILURE EVEN AT THAT!

YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT YOUR RETIREMENT PAY, YOU HEAR?

SO WHAT ABOUT THE TREASURE?

DON'T WORRY. ALL WE HAVE TO DO

IS FOLLOW THE MAP.

YOU STILL HAVE YOUR HALF OF THE MAP, DON'T YOU?

NO! THE ANIMAL CONTROL GUY FROM NAIROBI

MUST HAVE TOOK IT.

WE'LL NEVER FIND IT NOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WASTED A WHOLE DAY

SEARCHING FOR THAT DUMB--

CONGRATULATIONS, MATEYS!

YE FOUND GRINNIN' JACK'S TREASURE CHEST!

HEE HEE HA HA!

WHAT?! WE FOUND IT?

AYE.

THE RICHES YE SEEK BE INSIDE.

IT'S...IT'S...

A PIECE OF PAPER.

THIS IS A TREASURE?!

AYE! IT BE A COUPON FOR A FREE TRIP TO...

GRINNIN' JACK'S YE OLDE DENTIST SHOPPE

FOR A FREE TEETH CLEANING AND POLISH.

EWW! EWW!

BECAUSE THERE'S NO GREATER TREASURE

THAN A HEALTHY SMILE. HEH HEH, YARR.

WHAT A WASTE!

NOT A TOTAL WASTE.

WE CAUGHT AN EXPERIMENT.

LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT--

THIS WHOLE WEIRD DAY DIDN'T HAPPEN.

THERE WERE NO WEIRD SPACESHIPS,

NO WEIRD ALIENS, AND NO WEIRD DENTISTS.

I'M LEAVING WEIRDSVILLE

BEFORE I TURN INTO A WEIRDO, TOO.

WELL, I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, NANI.

FIRST YOUR SPEED WATERSKIING TOUR, AND NOW THIS.

AFTER THIS WE'RE GOING FISHING.

I LIKE TO FISH ON MY VACATION.

THIS IS MY VACATION, TOO, NOW,

AND WE ARE GOING TO THE BOTANICAL GARDENS.

HAVE FUN.

WHOAAH! WAHOO-HOO!

Both: LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

NANI, I THINK YOU'VE EARNED A RAISE.

YOU WON'T REGRET IT.

MAHALO, MR. JAMISON.

IT'S LIKE LINK HAS 2 PERFECT PLACES IN ONE--

A GREAT ADVENTURE ACTIVITY

AND TEACHING COUPLES TO DO THINGS TOGETHER.

EHH! SORRY, NO TREASURE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OK.

'CAUSE FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS,

EVEN MYRTLE AND I COOPERATED.

AND MAYBE THAT'S THE GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL.

BESIDES...

I TOOK THE FREE CLEANING AND POLISHING.