Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEH HEH HA HA HA!

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BYE!

Lilo: DEAR UNCLE JOE,

ALOHA AND MAHALO FOR THE RED DRESS.

I'VE WORN IT EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS.

LOVE, LILO.

P.S. SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE.

I WAS BUSY SAVING THE GALAXY.

[SLURP]

HMM.

UGH.

HEY, LILO.

HOW ARE THE THANK YOU NOTES COMING?

I'M WRITING 'EM.

CAN STITCH AND I PLAY ZOMBIE SLAYER 4 NOW?

SORRY, LILO. YOU KNOW IT'S CHORE DAY,

AND YOUR CHORE IS CATCH UP ON 3 YEARS OF THANK YOU NOTES.

AND DIDN'T YOU BEAT THAT GAME ANYWAY?

YEAH.

HEY! WOULD DOWNLOADING A NEW GAME

COUNT AS A CHORE?

NOT UNLESS YOU FIND A GAME

CALLED ZOMBIE THANK YOU NOTE WRITER 4.

HA HA.

[SLURP]

YUCK!

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD INVENT

ICE CREAM-FLAVORED GLUE.

AVA SOHA. BLECH!

OR MAYBE ENVELOPES THAT LICK THEMSELVES SHUT.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL WISH FOR PEACE IN EASTERN FLORGABORG.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A SCIENTIFIC GENIUS

TO INVENT A CRAZY GADGET LIKE THAT?

Both: JUMBA!

Lilo: JUMBA?

WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANTING?

I'M VERY BUSY.

CAN YOU INVENT AN AUTOMATIC STAMP STAMPER

AND ENVELOPE ENVELOPER?

OF COURSE!

BUT FIRST MUST INSTALL PLASMA REFLECTING ROOF TILES,

IN CASE OF ATTACK BY GALACTIC CRUISERS.

TALK ABOUT CHORE.

BUT I DON'T THINK GALACTIC CRUISERS

ARE GOING TO ATTACK TODAY.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ON UMBILICUS FLAXUS.

THEN ONE DAY, WHOOMPH!

PRETTY PLEASE?

WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP?

OY! I'M SUCKER FOR IMAGINARY DESSERT TOPPINGS.

OK!

[COCK-A-DOODLE DO]

TA-DA!

CAN LICK ENVELOPES AND STAMPS 5.9 TIMES

FASTER THAN HUMAN BEING AND...

NEVER DRIES OUT.

[BEEPS]

I CALL IT INVENTION NUMBER 41372.

IS CATCHY, YES?

I'M GONNA CALL IT THE LICK-O-MATIC.

WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS IN ONE HOUR.

NO, I DID THIS IN ONLY 15 MINUTES.

I DID THIS IN ONE HOUR.

PLEASE TO FOLLOWING ME, PLEASE.

[GASPS]

ENVELOPE-LICKING MACHINE WAS SO EASY,

I AUTOMATED ENTIRE HOUSE.

ROBOTIC SHELF ALPHABETIZES BOOKS BY AUTHOR.

MECHANICAL SOFA IS COMPLETELY STAIN PROOF

AND GUARANTEED FLUFFY.

WINDOWS NOT ONLY WASH THEMSELVES...

THEY LOCK OUT BURGLARS, STRAY KITTIES

AND DINNER-TIME SALES PERSONS.

WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO DO CHORES AGAIN?

NAH. COMPUTER BRAIN DOES WORK FOR US.

COME. I SHOW YOU.

THIS IS NERVE CENTER OF WHOLE HOUSE.

COMPUTER COMMANDS HOUSE TO OPERATE ELECTRONICALLY.

WHAT'SA FA--

AAH!

[SPRAYING]

SYSTEM IS TOTALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT.

REQUIRES NO INPUT FROM USERS.

SO IT'S DISASTER-PROOF?

EVEN BETTER.

IT'S PLEAKLEY PROOF.

Pleakley: I HEARD THAT!

NOW ALL WILL HAVE FREE TIME TO DO WHATEVER THEY'RE PLEASING TO DO.

OHH!

WHAT I AM PLEASING IS SOME ZOMBIE SLAYER 4!

HA HA HA HA HA!

TO THE ROOFTOP DOME, FELLOW ZOMBIE SLAYER!

GOO BADJA!

GOO BADJA!

THERE YOU GO, SLUGGER.

WHOA!

All: HEY!

FASCINATING.

OW!

OH!

HEH HEH HEH HA HA!

[DING]

AHH!

AHH!

GOLDEN BROWN PERFECTION.

UMPH! HEY!

WHO DID THAT?

COULD IT BE...

A HAUNTED TURKEY?!

LET US GO SHRED WATER WAVES LIKE CHEESE FOR PIZZA TOPPING.

HA HA.

ARE YOU SURE WE CAN JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE

IN CHARGE OF ITSELF?

IS PERFECTLY SAFE.

NO INVENTION OF MINE HAS EVER MALFUNCTIONED.

EVER!

EH...MUCH.

Game: YOU WIN AGAIN.

[YAWNS]

HEY!

HEY!

NOBODY PANIC.

IS RATIONAL EXPLANATION SOMEWHERE.

DON'T WORRY! I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

HAUNTED TURKEY.

WE DO BELIEVE IN HAUNTED TURKEYS, RIGHT?

JUMBA, WHAT'S GOING ON?

IS PROBABLY A GLITCH IN REACTOR.

PLEASE TO REMAIN HERE.

223?

HELLO, EXPERIMENT 223.

I KNOW I DESIGNED YOU

TO TURN TECHNOLOGY AGAINST ITS OWNER,

BUT THIS IS JUMBA HERE,

YOUR OLD CREATOR PAL, EH?

HEH HEH HEH HA HA!

[GASPS]

MUST WARN OTHERS.

223, OPEN DOOR.

VERY GOOD.

HEH HEH HEH HA AH!

STAY HERE. I'M GONNA LOOK FOR JUMBA.

JUMBA?

[CRASH]

AAH!

JUMBA?

ARE YOU UP THERE?

AAH!

HEH HEH HEH HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

NANI'S BEEN GONE WAY TOO LONG.

THIS IS JUST LIKE IN ZOMBIE SLAYER 4,

WHERE THE INNOCENT VILLAGERS GET PICKED OFF

ONE-BY-ONE.

PICKED OFF?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PICKED OFF?

I DON'T WANT TO BE PICKED OR OFF.

RELAX. I KNOW HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED.

WE'LL BE FINE AS LONG AS WE STICK TOGETHER.

COME ON.

NO, NO. NOT WITH THAT POULTRYGEIST OUT THERE.

I'M STAYING HERE SO NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN--

PLEAKLEY?

PLEAKELY?

PLEAKLEY?

WHERE ARE YOU?

223: HEH HEH HEH HA HA!

WHO'S OUT THERE?

[GASPS]

AAH! AAH!

Both: AAH!

LOOK.

IF THIS IS A GAME,

WE ADVANCED INTO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

AAH!

HA!

AAH!

AAH!

STITCH!

OH! NO!

AH-GA!

STITCH, HELP!

UNHH-UNHH-UNHHH!

NO!

AAH!

UNH!

THE WHOLE HOUSE HAS GONE CRAZY!

HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA!

STITCH, THAT'S ONE OF YOUR COUSINS.

HE'S INSIDE THE COMPUTER SYSTEM.

WE CAN'T LET HIM TAKE OVER THE HOUSE.

WE'VE GOT TO BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME.

GAME?

HEY.

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

OH, YEAH.

HEH HEH HEH HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HEH HEH HEH HA HA!

WE'VE GOT YOU NOW, GLITCH.

GAME OVER.

AAH!

GATHER ABOUT.

YOU KNOW,

I COULD BUILD ROBOT BUTLERS TO CLEAN MESS SO THAT--

All: NO!

OH. ALL RIGHT.

WE CAN DO IT BY HAND,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[GAME MAKING NOISES]

WOW! THIS GAME IS HARD.

LILO, ENOUGH ZOMBIE SLAYER 4.

IT'S CHORE TIME.

I'M NOT PLAYING ZOMBIE SLAYER 4.

I'M PLAYING AGAINST GLITCH.

I THINK I FOUND HIS ONE TRUE PLACE.

AND THAT IS MY CHORE.

AW, NO FAIR.

I GOT DISTRACTED.

HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA!

OK. BEST 2 OUT OF 3?

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU GOT TO KNOW FEEBIE.

YOU GOT TO KNOW FEEBIE!

[COCK-A-DOODLE DO]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

PLEAKLEY, AE YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO HELP?

Jumba: I TRIED TO WARN HIM.

RAPID MOVEMENT OF BODY MAKES BREATHING HEAVY

AND SKIN TO BECOME WET.

THEY DON'T CALL IT A TOURNAMENT FOR NOTHIN'.

HYAH!

BUT IT'S A TOURNAMENT FOR TOPPLING DOMINOES.

IT'S THE INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT OF TOPPLING.

AND THIS YEAR, THE KOKAUA TOPPLING TITANS

ARE GOING TO TAKE IT! SHEW!

THE WORLD RECORD IS HELD BY THE DUTCH DOMINO DOMINATORS.

200,008!

WE NEVER EVEN GOT 'EM TO 200,000 BEFORE.

AND DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THE 8!

[DOMINOES CLACKING]

HA HA HA! HA HA!

THAT ISN'T FUNNY!

DO YOU REALIZE EVERY TEAM I PLAYED ON HAS LOST?

AND ACCORDING TO MY EARTH RESEARCH,

BEING A LOSER IS BAD.

THE KOKAUA DART DEVILS CAME IN EIGHT PLACE.

THE KOKAUA PADDLE BALL QUEENS CAME IN FOURTH.

AND THE KOKAUA BOWLING BRAHMINS HAVE NEVER WON ANYTHING.

EVER!

I HAVE TO WIN THIS ONE.

HAVE TO! HAVE TO! HAVE TO!

I HOPE THE DISCOVERY OF THIS POD PLEASES YOU, SIR.

THAT WOULD BE A SWITCH, YOU UNPLEASING PERSON WHO DOES NOT PLEASE ME.

OOH!

OHHHH!

EXPERIMENT 600!

PERHAPS A PROTOTYPE OF 626.

MY RECORDS INDICATE HE HAS ALL THE STRENGTH AND POWERS

OF THE BLUE TROG HERE ON EARTH.

EXCELLENT!

I THINK THIS EXPERIMENT COLLECTION

BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO BREAKING FREE OF THIS BAD-SMELLING PRISON!

THEN I SHALL OVERTHROW THE GALACTIC COUNCIL,

THEN RULE THE GALAXY AND...

TAKE A VACATION! HA HA HA HA HA!

HA! I'M GOING AWAY! HA HA HA!

Guard: EVERYTHING OK IN THERE?

I'M FINE. I MEAN, HEY, IT'S PRISON, BUT I'M FINE!

HAKA NAKA TABANGA!

Computer voice: ENCRYPTED VOICE MATCH COMPLETE.

NOW, MY ARMY OF EVIL,

WATCH AS I RELEASE ANOTHER OF YOUR RANKS

FROM ITS DEHYDRATED FORM.

BE FREE! HA HA HA HA!

HEE HEE!

AYIEE--WOOPS!

[THUD]

GENTLY NOW, MY SAVAGELY EVIL MONSTROSITY.

OOH--WOOPS!

AAH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CREATURE?!

PERHAPS A SIDE EFFECT OF THE INTERPLANETARY TRANSPORTATION?

STOP. STOP AT THIS MOMENT THAT I AM SAYING STOP!

WOOPS!

OW! EE! AAH! OW!

Guard: WE'RE COMING IN!

YOU CAN'T LOCK ME UP!

WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

JUST SERVING MY WELL-DESERVED PRISON SENTENCE.

HA HA HA.

[MACHINE NOISES]

SIR, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT PART DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

WHEN I SAY THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS

AND QUIT BEING SO IRRITATING?!

ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TRANSPORTING THEM TO YOU.

I HAVE HAD A NEAR-MISS WITH THIS LEATHERY LIZARD PERSON GUARD

THANKS TO THAT RIDICULOUSLY CLUMSY CLUMSY EXPERIMENT!

WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM?

WELL, KEEP THEM UNTIL I TELL YOU TO NO LONGER KEEP THEM.

AND GET RID OF THAT NEW ONE.

HE IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

WOOPS-OOH-OHH!

YES! I AM OUTTA HERE!

UNH, BLITSNAK.

GOOD RIDDANCE, I SAY.

THAT NOSE IS ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS THIS GOOFBALL.

SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH HIM?

[SNUCK]

I HAVE A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU.

YOU'RE JUST GIVING US AN EXPERIMENT?

WHAT EVIL THING DOES HE DO?

STEAL PURPLE PAINT?

TURN PEOPLE INTO CHOCOLATE BUNNIES?

HE'S JUST A LITTLE CLUMSY.

HE STOMPED ALL OVER MY AZALEAS.

HE BROKE MY BLASTER.

HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

ALL HE CAN SAY FOR HIMSELF IS WOOPS, WOOPS, WOOPS, WOOPS.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WANTS THESE ABOMINATIONS.

YOU TAKE IT.

OK. HOW BAD COULD HE BE?

UNH! WOOPS.

EEH. OHH.

WOOPS.

I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE

AND NAME YOU...WOOPS.

HA HA HA HA.

ARE LITTLE GIRL AND 626 COMING TO PLEAKLEY'S DOMINO TOURNAMENT?

SURE. AND WOOPS CAN COME WITH US.

EXPERIMENT 600?

NO, NO. HE IS TOO CLUMSY.

THAT WOULD BE VERY--

[BELL DINGS]

INTRIGUING IDEA.

Pleakley: 7,503...

7,504...

STEP ASIDE, STEP ASIDE.

DOMINOES COMING THROUGH.

7,507...

WHAT'S SO EVIL ABOUT AN EXPERIMENT THAT'S CLUMSY?

NOTHING. I ATTEMPT TO CREATE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPERIMENT

WHO COULD DO EVERYTHING, BUT INSTEAD CREATE

DESTRUCTIVE EXPERIMENT WHO CAN DO NOTHING!

HE'S SO CLOSE.

MAY WE HAVE ABSOLUTE QUIET, PLEASE?

DOMINOES TAKES CONCENTRATION, FOCUS,

MENTAL CLARITY AND--WAIT.

WHAT NUMBER ARE WE ON?

ONE, 2, 3, 4...

ALMOST THERE, TEAM.

OH, NO!

HEY, PLEAKLEY, WE CAME TO WATCH YOU WIN.

I DON'T WANT THOSE LITTLE MONSTERS

ANYWHERE NEAR MY--

OOH! WAA! WAA!

AAH!

WOOP--

RA CHUCHA!

EH, HA HA.

YOU GET THAT LITTLE MONSTER OUT OF HERE!

I CANNOT BE ON ANOTHER LOSING TEAM.

TAKE HIM AWAY.

FAR, FAR AWAY AND LOCK HIM UP

AND PUT AWAY THE KEY UNTIL THIS TOURNAMENT'S OVER!

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL KEEP HIM SAFE.

COME ON, WOOPS.

SORRY, WOOPS.

IT'S JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

[SNORING]

AH-CHOO!

WOOPS!

YEOW! WOOPS!

OOH! AAH! OH! WOOPS!

Crowd: 200,007...

200,008...

ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

AW, BROTHER.

WITH THIS SINGLE DOMINO,

THE KOALA TOPPLING TITANS

WILL OVERTAKE THE RECORD OF THE DUTCH DOMINO DOMINATORS,

MAKING US THE NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

ABBA LUCHA!

OH, NO. OH, NO.

NO, NO, NO!

[GASPING]

STOP! STOP!

STOP!

SHI MIKAL!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

[SNIFFING]

AH-CHOO!

WOOPS!

Crowd: NO!

AAH!

OH, NO!

[DOMINOES CLACKING]

[MEOW]

[SCREECH]

HUH?

WOOPS.

HA HA HA.

"HA HA HA." WE LOST.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

L-O-S-T. DID NOT WIN.

EH, YOU DID NOT BEAT OTHER TEAM'S RECORD,

BUT YOU BEAT YOUR OWN RECORD.

YOU MADE IT TO 200,000!

OHH!

AND WE COULD'VE WON IF IT WASN'T FOR

YOUR EVIL EXPERIMENT DESIGNED TO--TO

NOT BE GOOD AT ANYTHING.

HEY, PLEAKLEY, WHAT'S YOUR NEXT TEAM SPORT IN?

WELL, THE BOWLING BRAHMINS HAVE

A TOURNAMENT COMING UP,

BUT I'M NOT GETTING MY HOPES UP THIS TIME.

NO, SIREE!

HMMM.

Pleakley: HERE YOU GO, LITTLE GUY.

DO IT AGAIN.

WOOPS!

IT'S A PERFECT GAME!

THE BOWLING BRAHMINS WIN!

I ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING!

[ALL CHEERING]

WOOPS IS GOOD AT ONE THING--

KNOCKING STUFF OVER.

UHH!

All: WOOPS, WOOPS, WOOPS, WOOPS!