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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEH HEH HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BYE!

TEE HEE! HA HA HA!

COME ON, LILO. YOU'VE GOT TO EAT SOMETHING.

I MADE YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH,

PEANUT BUTTER AND ANCHOVIES.

I'M TOO SAD FOR ANCHOVIES.

[PANTS]

IMI TUA!

HEY, THAT WAS FOR LILO!

EWW!

NOW I'M REALLY NOT HUNGRY.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP.

LILO...SAD?

[SIGHS] YES, LILO'S VERY SAD.

TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY

WE BECAME A BROKEN FAMILY.

TAKING A NAP IS JUST HOW SHE DEALS SOMETIMES.

WE SHOULD LEAVE HER ALONE FOR A WHILE.

I'LL WAKE HER UP AT 6:00,

AND MAYBE I CAN GET HER TO EAT SOMETHING.

UNH.

I MISS YOU.

Man on television: I LOVE YOU, JESSICA.

Woman on television: OH, BRAD.

[KISSING]

Announcer: JOIN US AGAIN TOMORROW

FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE YOUNG AND THE IMPOSSIBLY BEAUTIFUL.

[SOBBING]

WHA?! OH, NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

[GASPS]

I'VE JUST SEEN EXPERIMENT 276

FLOATING BY WINDOW.

IS THAT THE ONE THAT TURNS EVERYTHING INTO HAM?

NO, 276 IS INCONCEIVABLY

MORE DANGEROUS THAN PORK-MAKER.

SOLE PURPOSE IS TO ENTER ENEMY'S DREAMS

AND TRANSFORM THEM INTO NIGHTMARES.

OK. ONE WORD.

AAH!

STAY AWAKE! MUST STAY AWAKE!

I KNOW! COFFEE!

I NEED COFFEE! LOUD MUSIC! POWER TOOLS!

SCREECHING MONKEYS! ANYTHING!

PLEAKLEY, MUST GET GRIP ON SELF

AND HELP TO QUICKLY CHECK ON OTHERS.

RIGHT. GETTING GRIP.

GETTING GRIP. LOSING GRIP.

LOSING GRIP. GETTING GRIP.

GOOD. 626 IS NOT SLEEPING.

NAGA.

HA HA HA!

[GASPS]

LILO!

SHH! SHH. SHH. SHH.

DO NOT BE MAKING PEEPS.

BUT SHOULDN'T WE WAKE HER UP?

SHH. NO!

WAKING LILO WOULD BE CATASTROPHIC.

IF SHE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS WHILE 276 IS IN HER DREAM,

EXPERIMENT WILL REMAIN INSIDE MIND FOREVER,

TURNING ALL FUTURE DREAMS INTO HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES.

IS GENIUS, NO?

SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO--

ENTER LILO'S DREAM

AND CAPTURE 276 BEFORE SHE WAKENS.

AND HOW EXACTLY DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT?

REMEMBER HYDRO-NUCLEAR POWERED PANCAKE FLIPPER

I FASHIONED TO HELP NANI AROUND KITCHEN?

YOU MEAN THAT FAILED SPATULA?

WELL, FAILS AS SPATULA,

BUT SUCCEEDS AS INSOMNAMBULAPORTER.

HEH HEH. IF SWITCHED INTO REVERSE, TRANSPORTS BEINGS INTO DREAMS.

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

AH, LILO.

I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO.

[SIGHS]

NOW, REMEMBER,

ONCE INSIDE DREAM, REMAIN WARY.

IN MIND OF THIS PARTICULAR LITTLE GIRL,

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

GABA, BIK?

Jumba: LACK OF ILLUMINATION IS COMMON OCCURRENCE

DURING INITIAL INSOMNAMBULAPORTATION PERIOD.

Pleakley: OH, GOODIE.

I WOULDN'T WANNA THINK WE WERE LOST FOREVER

IN AN ENDLESS VOID OR ANYTHING.

SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.

BY ALL CALCULATIONS,

WE SHOULD BE INSIDE LILO'S DREAM.

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.

Lilo: HEY! I'M UP HERE!

HUH?

UPSIDE-DOWN LILO MUST SIGNIFY

THAT WE ARE, INDEED, PART OF HER IMAGININGS.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE PARTY.

WHO WANTS CAKE?

WOW!

AAH! THE UNDEAD!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.

THEY'RE MY ZOMBIE FRIENDS BRAD AND ZACK.

ZOMBIES? IT'S A NIGHTMARE ALREADY!

HEY, LILO, THANKS FOR INVITING US.

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

WELL, I ALREADY DID,

SO THERE'S NO POINT IN YOU DOING IT NOW, IS THERE?

LILO, YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME.

THIS IS A DREAM.

PLEAKLEY, 626, AND I ARE NOT PART OF YOUR DREAM.

OF COURSE YOU ARE. WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE HERE?

Jumba: WE HAVE COME TO RESCUE YOU

FROM HORRIBLE DREAM-INTRUDING EXPERIMENT.

WILL TURN DREAMS INTO NIGHTMARES.

BUT THIS IS A GOOD DREAM.

HEY, YOUR PIECE OF CAKE IS BIGGER THAN MINE.

OH, NO! NOT THAT AGAIN!

OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

DON'T THINK DISAPPEARING ON ME IS GOING TO SOLVE THIS.

WHERE'D THEY GO?

276 IS INTRUDING ON GOOD DREAM

AND BEGINNING TO TURN IT INTO BAD DREAM.

[ALL SCREAM]

AAH!

OOH!

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR.

WE'RE IN KOKUA TOWN.

WE'VE BEEN EJECTED FROM LILO'S DREAM.

WE'RE BACK IN TOWN.

BUT THEN I WOULDN'T BE HERE

IF YOU'D COME OUT OF MY DREAM,

'CAUSE I AM A DREAM, RIGHT?

EXACTLY, LITTLE GIRL.

WE ARE STILL IN DREAM.

HEY, LOOK.

THERE'S MRS. HASAGAWA.

YES! SWEET, LOVABLY BEFUDDLED MRS. HASAGAWA.

ALOHA, MRS. HASAGAWA!

IT'S A WONDERFUL DAY, ISN'T IT?

WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I'M NOT QUITE FEELING MYSELF TODAY.

I'M FEELING A LITTLE...CRABBY!

CRAB HEAD! HEAD OF CRAB!

CRAB-HEADED LADY OVER THERE! CRAB HEAD!

THE EXPERIMENT.

HA HA HA!

PLEAKLEY, 626, HELP TO STEADYING THE VACUUM.

QUICKLY, TAKE HOLD OF NOZZLE!

WHOA!

[GROANING]

WHOA!

HA HA HA!

THIS IS NO GOOD.

MUST UNCLOG SUCTION TUBE BEFORE 276 ESCAPES.

THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT! LOOK!

HE'S DISSOLVING MY DREAM.

UM, MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

WHAT?

RUN!

GOOD IDEA. FOLLOW ME!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

HELP! AAH!

WHOA! WHOA!

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE HIT DEAD END.

DID YOU HAVE TO PUT IT THAT WAY?

HMM! ABA LOOCHA!

A DOOR!

A REALLY, REALLY PRETTY DOOR!

WE CAN'T GO THAT WAY.

WELL, WE CAN'T GO THAT WAY.

I'VE HAD THIS DREAM BEFORE.

BAD THINGS ARE IN THERE. YOU GO WITHOUT ME.

OHANA MEANS FAMILY.

FAMILY MEANS--

I KNOW. I KNOW.

NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND.

OK, STITCH.

COME, LITTLE GIRL.

WE MUST FIND WAY TO GET TO DOOR.

THIS IS YOUR DREAM.

CONCENTRATE.

[GROANS WITH EFFORT]

Pleakley: DENTAL FLOSS?

I WAS TRYING FOR A ROPE.

EVEN TEENSY PLAQUE-ERADICATING STRING

MAY PROVE TO BE LIFESAVING, TOO.

WOW, YOU'RE GOOD.

IF THERE'S EVER AN ORTHODONTIC RODEO,

REMIND ME TO SIGN YOU UP.

WHOA. WHOO.

PREPARE, EVERYBODY.

WE'RE ALMOST AT DOOR.

OH!

AAH!

PLEAKLEY, HOLD ON!

ARE YOU OK?

I SAW MY WHOLE LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYE.

I REALLY SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE OUTGOING IN HIGH SCHOOL.

IKATA!

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

DID ANOTHER PIGEON GET INTO YOUR PANTRY?

NO. IT'S LILO.

SHE'S IN A BAD MOOD.

TODAY IS A VERY SAD DAY FOR BOTH OF US.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I'M IN THE DUMPS?

NO. WHAT?

WELL, FIRST I EAT AN ENTIRE ROAST CHICKEN.

THEN I REMEMBER THE WORDS TO AN OLD SONG

MY MOTHER USED TO SING TO ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE.

AHEM!

d WHEN STORM CLOUDS GROW d

d AND I FEEL BLUE d

d YOUR SONG COMES DRIFTING ON THE TRADE WINDS d

I KNOW THAT SONG!

OUR MOTHER USED TO SING THAT TO US, TOO.

THANK YOU, MRS. HASAGAWA.

GOOD.

NOW, REMEMBER TO STAY HAPPY,

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT HAPPINESS.

IT'S LIKE PERUVIAN MONKEY FLU.

VERY CONTAGIOUS.

[WATCH BEEPS]

HMM.

OH, NO! I HAVE TO GO WAKE UP LILO!

IF I DON'T, SHE'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT.

OK, AND DON'T FORGET THE SONG.

I WON'T!

HEY.

THIS ISN'T WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS IN THIS DREAM.

YAY! IT'S LILO'S HULA SCHOOL!

ALOHA, LILO!

HI, LILO!

ALOHA, LILO!

THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS.

LILO, YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY.

JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S HAIR.

AND YOU'RE NOT WEIRD, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

YOU JUST HAVE A QUIRKY PERSONALITY,

ON ACCOUNT OF THE HARD LIFE YOU'VE HAD.

REALLY?

YES! YOU'RE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.

AND I'M HERE FOR YOU, LILO,

WHENEVER YOU NEED ME.

HEY, JUMBA, THIS DREAM'S GETTING WEIRDER BY THE--

OH! OH!

LOOK! IT'S ME! HI, ME!

AND I'M GRACEFUL.

d EVERYBODY CONGA d

d EVERYBODY CONGA d

Pleakley: MY DREAM SELF HAS RHYTHM.

PIKA LAKU!

SASA! HA HA HA!

LILO, YOUR DREAM, IT IS REMARKABLE.

FLYING DREAM JUMBA LOOKS SO GOOD IN TUXEDO.

HAS WONDERFUL SLIMMING EFFECT. HEH HEH.

DREAM SELF MUST LEARN TO DRIVE

DREAM INVENTION, HOWEVER.

EARTH CHILD WITH THE PRETTY HAIR! GREETINGS!

HUH?

OK, WHO'S GOT THE GRUM-BELLIES?

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

I'VE NEVER HAD A DREAM THAT WAS SO COOL.

WHEE!

THIS IS THE BEST, LILO.

YEAH, I ELECT LILO

THE HONORARY PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE.

All: YEAH!

DREAM JUMBA REMINDS ME.

FLYING GIZMO ALMOST CAUSED ME

TO LOSE FOCUS THERE FOR MOMENT.

NOW, LILO, WE MUST KEEP SHARP EYE OUT FOR 276.

AW, CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A LITTLE MORE FUN?

AFTER ALL, I AM PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE NOW.

ACTUALLY, THAT WOULD BE BAD IDEA.

276 WAS DESIGNED TO ATTACK AT PEAK OF SUBCONSCIOUS ENJOYMENT.

OH, PLEASE?!

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

NO ONE'S EVEN CALLED ME WEIRD.

AND LOOK.

ALL THE EXPERIMENTS ARE TOTALLY BEHAVING.

Dream Pleakley: d LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA d

d LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA d

Jumba: ALL BEHAVING EXCEPT 276.

d LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-- d

AAH!

OH!

AAH! EELS! EELS!

SO SLITHERY, SLIMY!

[GIRLS SCREAM]

d HUH, HUH-HUH, HUH-HUH-HUH, HUH-HUH d

WHAT A SURPRISE!

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.

YOU'RE SO PREDICTABLE!

AND WEIRD.

YOU CAN'T EVEN DREAM RIGHT.

YEAH! YEAH!

Nani: LILO, WAKE UP.

[GASPS] OH, NO!

PLEAKLEY, YOU MUST QUICKLY INSOMNAMBULAPORT OUT OF DREAM

AND STOP LARGER GIRL FROM WAKING LILO!

WELL, IF YOU INSIST.

d LILO d

d LILO d

STOP!

I MEAN...

[WHISPERING] Stop.

Do not wake Lilo.

WHAT ARE YOU, LOLO?

SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT?

JUMBA?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

PLEAKLEY'S TOO LATE.

WE ARE ABOUT TO BE TRAPPED IN DREAM...

FOREVER.

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, PLEAKLEY?

HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING THE HORSERADISH AGAIN?

I'M SUPPOSED TO STOP YOU.

JUMBA AND STITCH ARE AFTER

A DREAM-INTRUDING EXPERIMENT,

AND IF LILO WAKES UP,

THEY'LL BE TRAPPED INSIDE HER DREAM FOREVER.

WHAT?

I CAN'T LEAVE YOU FOUR ALONE FOR A MINUTE, CAN I?

SLEEP, LILO.

SLEEP.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND DECENT,

SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP.

IT'S NOT WORKING!

OF COURSE IT'S NOT WORKING.

YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN SPRINKLER.

WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW A SONG THAT MIGHT WORK.

d WHEN STORM CLOUDS GROW d

d AND I FEEL BLUE d

d YOUR SONG COMES DRIFTING ON THE TRADE WINDS d

d YOUR BRIGHT SMILE SHINES d

d LIKE SUN ON SAND d

d AN ISLAND DREAM OF YOU d

I KNOW THAT SONG.

Pleakley: IT WORKED!

LULLABY SEEMS TO BE WORKING,

BUT TROUBLES ARE NOT OVER YET. LOOK!

[GASPS] OH, NO!

HA HA HA!

FOLLOW ME!

[GASPS]

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, WEIRD-LO?

Girls: YEAH.

HEE HEE HEE!

HEE HEE HEE!

Nani: LOOK AT HER.

THEY MUST STILL BE IN TROUBLE.

LILO'S DREAMS HAVE BECOME NIGHTMARES.

VOLCANOES AND STORMS AND BICKERING ZOMBIES.

SHE'S JUST MISERABLE.

STORMS.

AN ISLAND DREAM OF YOU.

PLEAKLEY, THAT'S IT!

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK IN.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

IT'S FULL OF DARK, SLIPPERY HALLWAYS

AND FLYING CLOCKS AND BICKERING ZOMBIES.

AND, OH, YES, A LITTLE THING CALLED DANGER!

YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS PICTURE TO LILO.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DANGER?

THIS PICTURE MAKES HER HAPPY.

IT MIGHT HELP HER REMEMBER THE HAPPY TIMES,

INSTEAD OF FILLING HER HEAD

WITH SADNESS.

THEN, MAYBE SHE'LL BE ABLE

TO TURN HER OWN NIGHTMARE

BACK INTO A DREAM.

DID I MENTION THE DANGER?

I THINK I DID AT LEAST TWICE NOW.

PLEASE, IT'S UP TO YOU.

I HAVE TO STAY HERE AND SING TO HER AGAIN

IF SHE STARTS TO WAKE UP.

OK. OK.

SHEESH.

[GIRLS GROWLING]

AAH!

OK, BAD DECISION.

AAH!

PLEAKLEY, YOU CAME BACK!

UNFORTUNATELY, IT LOOKS AS THOUGH

CAPTURE OF 276 IS LOST CAUSE.

WE ARE ABOUT TO BE DIGESTED

BY BIG LITTLE GIRL MONSTERS.

YES, I'VE GOT THE PICTURE.

WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S RIGHT!

I'VE GOT THE PICTURE!

MY PICTURE!

HEY! HA HA!

QUIT IT! HA HA HA!

NANI, HELP!

Gantu: YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE THAT EASILY, DID YOU?

WELL, THINK AGAIN, TROGS!

HUH?

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

AHA!

HA! GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE NIGHTMARE!

LILO?

NO, NO, NO, NO.

LEAVE HER TO DREAM, 626.

SHE IS IN PEACEFUL PLACE.

HOW IS SHE DOING?

I THINK SHE'LL BE OK.

[YAWNS]

WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING HERE?

OH, NOTHING.

WE JUST DROPPED BY TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.

NANI, I HAD THE BEST DREAM EVER.

WE WERE HAVING A PICNIC AT THE BEACH WITH...

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER.

RIGHT NOW, I'M HUNGRY.

WILL YOU MAKE ME ANOTHER SANDWICH?

I PROMISE TO EAT IT THIS TIME.

SURE, LILO. ANYTHING YOU SAY.

EXTRA ANCHOVIES, PLEASE.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

OF COURSE.

I HAVE REPROGRAMMED 276 TO BE COMPLETELY HARMLESS.

NOW, RATHER THAN INVADING DREAMS,

276 CAN TAKE CHILDREN ON FANTASTIC JOURNEYS

WITHOUT CAUSING NIGHTMARES.

THERE YOU GO.

KNOCK SELF OUT.

WHOA!

MAYBE IT NEEDS TO BE TUNED DOWN A BIT.

I THINK IT'S TIME A CERTAIN BLUE GENETIC EXPERIMENT

TICKLED A CERTAIN LITTLE GIRL.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

MEEGA...

NANI, HELP!

HA HA HA! JIMITO!

[BOTH LAUGHING]