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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEH HEH HA HA HA!

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BAO!

Nani: LILO!

KITCHEN! NOW!

WE'RE ALREADY HERE.

STITCH AND I COOKED UP OUR LATEST RECIPE.

WANT SOME?

WHAT I WANT IS FOR THIS MESS

TO BE CLEANED UP BEFORE I GET HOME!

I GUESS WE DID MAKE A PRETTY BIG MESS.

UNH.

WE PROBABLY SHOULD CLEAN IT UP.

DO YOU FEEL LIKE CLEANING?

NAGA.

ME, NEITHER.

BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO CLEAN.

HEE HEE HEE!

PLEAKLEY, WE NEED YOUR HELP.

STITCH AND I ARE TOTALLY UNPREPARED

FOR THIS CLEANING THING.

WE HATE IT.

ENH! HATE IT.

BUT CLEANING CAN BE FUN.

YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE A GAME OUT OF IT.

FOR EXAMPLE, SEE HOW MANY PLATES YOU CAN WASH IN AN HOUR.

BY THE FIFTH OR SIXTH HOUR,

YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE DOUBLED YOUR PRODUCTIVITY.

UH, YEAH.

SEE, THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN.

IT'S YOUR PASSION.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MESS.

OHH!

AAH!

[SIGHS]

GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO CLEAN IT OURSELVES.

READY FOR A BREAK?

EH.

OH, NO!

WE FORGOT ABOUT PLEAKLEY!

COME ON, STITCH, LET'S GET HIM ONTO THE COUCH.

[CHATTERS LIKE A SQUIRREL]

UNH!

STITCH?

STITCH, PLEAKLEY'S STILL ON THE FLOOR.

YOU GOTTA HELP ME MOVE HIM OUT OF THE WAY.

NAGA.

NAGA?

THIS IS WEIRD.

IS DEFINITELY VERY UN-626 BEHAVIOR.

COULD BE WORK OF 285.

285?

YOU MEAN, A NEW EXPERIMENT ?

IS DESIGNED TO CAUSE ENTIRE POPULATION OF CITY TO STOP WORK.

POLICE, ARMY, GARBAGE COLLECTOR.

NOW IS EASY FOR INVADING.

I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE HE'S ZAPPED ALREADY?

COULD BE DOZENS. HUNDREDS.

PERHAPS THOUSANDS!

COULD BE END OF WORLD AS WE ARE KNOWING IT!

HA HA HA.

JUMBA WILL WRITE JOURNAL OF CATASTROPHE.

I'M BACK, EVERYBODY.

I WAS JUST SO SHOCKED AND DISGUSTED

BY THE ABJECT FILTH IN THE KITCHEN

THAT ALL THE BLOOD LEFT MY BRAIN.

BUT NOW I'VE GOT A SECOND WIND,

AND I'M READY TO CLEAN!

NOW, WHO WANTS TO HELP?

OOH, LOOK AT THAT PRETTY FLOWER.

CHAPTER ONE--

HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THE END.

PLEAKLEY? JUMBA? WHAT HAPPENED?

WORK IS FINISHED.

TIME NOW FOR RELAXING.

HEE HEE HEE!

YOU! YOU DID THIS!

WHOA!

HE'S GETTING AWAY! COME ON, STITCH!

[YAWNS]

YOU MIGHT BE ON VACATION,

BUT YOU'RE STILL COMING WITH ME!

COME ON, STITCH.

IF WE DON'T STOP HIM, HE'LL TURN THE WHOLE ISLAND

ALL LACKADAISICAL.

COME ON.

YOUNG MAN, I'D LIKE MY BAGS TAKEN UP TO MY ROOM.

YOUNG MAN! WAKE UP!

EVERYBODY'S TURNING INTO MELLOWTRONS OR SOMETHING.

WATCH IT! COMING THROUGH!

LAST ONE IN THE POOL

IS A ROTTEN BOLOGNA SANDWICH CRAWLING WITH MAGGOTS!

WELL, ALMOST EVERYONE.

WAIT, SPINELLI! I HATE BOLOGNA!

AND CHLORINE TURNS MY HAIR GREEN!

AND MAGGOTS ARE ICKY!

TOURISTS.

COME ON, STITCH. STITCH?

WE REALLY SHOULD BE HEADING OVER TO THE OBSERVATORY.

COME ON, GRETCH.

DON'T BE SUCH A WET BLANKET, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

WE'RE ON VACATION HERE. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

ACTUALLY, SPINELLI, NONE OF YOU ARE HERE FOR LEISURE.

AS YOU RECALL, T.J. CONVINCED THE UNIT OF CONCERNED BRAINY KIDS

THAT YOU SHOULD ALL ESCORT ME TO KAUAI

AS MY 5 ASTRONOMY ASSISTANTS.

YEAH. GOOD ONE, TEEJ.

HEY, I'D SAY JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

FOR A CHANCE TO GOOF OFF IN PARADISE.

INDEED.

OUR LOCALE BRINGS TO MIND THE GREAT JOHN MILTON,

WHOSE EPIC PARADISE LOST

I INTEND TO READ COVER TO COVER DURING OUR SOJOURN HERE.

HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FRUITY DRINK?

IT'S THE ONE WITH THE PAPER UMBRELLA.

AAH! SOME WEIRD MONKEY HAS MY DRINK!

STITCH, GIVE THE NICE BOY BACK HIS PINEAPPLE PIZZAZZ!

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

MY DOG'S GOT SOME PERSONAL SPACE ISSUES.

HEY, YOU'RE A LOCAL KID.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN ON THIS ROCK?

UM, WELL, LOTS OF STUFF.

"OF EDEN, WHERE DELICIOUS PARADISE,

NOW NEARER, CROWNS WITH HER ENCLOSURE GREEN--"

AND FRUITY DRINKS REIGN SUPREME.

I PENNED THAT LAST PART.

HOO CHI FAH.

OH, NO!

WHAT IN THE NAME OF FINSTER'S SUPPORT HOSE

JUST HAPPENED?

HE'S HERE! EVERYBODY DUCK!

WHO'S HERE?

UM, MY OTHER...PET.

HIS NAME IS...LAX.

HE GOT LOOSE, AND I'VE GOT TO CATCH HIM

BEFORE HE ZAPS ANYONE ELSE.

LAX? ZAPS?

YOU SEE, GRETCH?

THE REAL EXCITEMENT ISN'T UP IN SPACE.

IT'S RIGHT HERE, ON GOOD OLD PLANET EARTH.

[GANTU HUMMING]

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

[BEEPS]

625, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE CONTAINER COMPUTER BLARING?

YUP. DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB YOUR PRIVATE TIME.

YOU ALWAYS NOTIFY ME WHEN ANOTHER EXPERIMENT HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

WARNING, EXPERIMENT 285 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION:

CAUSES ENEMIES TO ABANDON WORK.

HEY, HEY. THERE'S ONE YOU DON'T NEED.

YOU NEVER WORK.

OH, SORRY.

I MEAN, YOU NEVER GET PAID.

'CAUSE YOU NEVER CATCH ANY EXPERIMENTS.

HMM. ONCE HAMSTERVIEL'S LOCATOR SATELLITE IS ONLINE,

THOSE DAYS WILL BE A DISTANT MEMORY.

LOCATOR SATELLITE?

THAT IS CORRECT, YOU LAZY YET CULINARILY INCLINED MUTANT.

IT IS MY LATEST TECHNOLOGICAL BRAINSTORM,

AND IT SHOULD BE READY VERY SOON.

HA HA HA!

ONCE IT IS,

FINDING ANY ACTIVATED EXPERIMENT

WILL BE AS EASY AS STEALING FOOD PELLETS

FROM A BABY, DON'T YA KNOW?

HA HA HA!

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

GO CAPTURE THAT EXPERIMENT, FISHY FISH.

THE SATELLITE ISN'T WORKING JUST YET.

SO? UNTIL IT IS OPERATIONAL,

YOU HUNT EXPERIMENTS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

WHAT, BADLY?

[SIGHS] YES, SIR.

DON'T HURRY BACK.

I'M GONNA BE KICKING IT AND LISTENING TO TUNES.

SEE HERE, SPINELLI,

I HARDLY THINK THE MISCHIEF OF SOME BIZARRE PET

OUTWEIGHS THE POSSIBLE DISCOVERY

OF A NEW PLANET.

USING THE ISLAND'S HIGH-POWERED TELESCOPE,

I HOPE TO PROVE THAT THE OBJECT

I SAW FROM MY GARAGE OBSERVATORY WAS--

INCREDIBLY BORING.

NO OFFENSE, GRETCH, BUT WE'RE ON VACATION.

WE'D HAVE MORE FUN CHASING DOWN LAX FOR LULU OVER HERE.

IT'S LILO,

AND STITCH AND I CAN CATCH HIM OURSELVES.

IT'S LIKE OUR JOB.

THERE HE IS! HE'S UP IN THAT TREE!

HEY, YOU DUMB ZAPPER.

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN VINCE LASALLE.

I'LL SHIMMY UP THERE AND GRAB HIM.

SOMEBODY SAY READY, SET--

CHILL.

THAT FIEND!

WHAT'S HE DONE TO OUR PAL?

HE'LL BE OK.

HE'S NOT HURT OR ANYTHING.

HE'S JUST SORT OF... ON VACATION.

LOOK, LILO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF CREATURE THAT IS UP THERE,

BUT IT ZAPPED TWO OF MY FRIENDS,

DON'T WORRY, STITCH AND I WILL CATCH HIM.

[SIGHS]

UM, YOUR STITCH IS ON VACATION.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED REINFORCEMENTS.

BUT I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SAFETY.

HEY, NO PROBLEM.

THAT'S WHAT FINSTER'S FOR.

WHAT'S A FINSTER?

MISS FINSTER, OUR FACULTY CHAPERONE.

A LOT OF GOOD SHE'LL DO US.

SHE HASN'T LEFT THE SPA

SINCE WE GOT TO THE HOTEL.

OH, ROLF.

NOBODY CAN MASSAGE THAT DEEP TISSUE LIKE YOU.

ROLF ME, BABY! ROLF ME!

UNG!

OH, MISTER, YOU JUST DOUBLED YOUR TIP.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

I'M T.J.

THAT'S VINCE, SPINELLI, GUS, GRETCHEN,

AND MIKEY'S ON THE RAFT.

HA HA HA!

SAN ZUP! VAP! VAP! VAP!

Lilo: WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO CATCH HIM

WITHOUT GETTING ZAPPED OURSELVES.

YEAH. IF I GET ANY LAZIER THAN I ALREADY AM,

I'LL FORGET TO BREATHE.

[WHISTLES] HEY!

HEY, WHAT YOU KIDS DOING DOWN THERE?

KEEP MOVING, MISTER. KEEP MOVING.

HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.

IF I DON'T GET THIS FOOD OUT TO THE CABANA,

MY BOSS IS GONNA EAT ME FOR--

AH, LUNCH!

GRETCHEN, I'VE SCOURED MY DATABANKS,

AND I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY RECORD OF A CREATURE

THAT CAN FOCUS A BEAM OF ENERGY

THAT CAUSES ONE TO STOP WORKING.

IT'S ASTOUNDING.

INDEED, GALILEO.

IT STRIKES ME AS VERY ODD, AS WELL.

LILO, IF I MAY BE SO BOLD,

THIS CREATURE ISN'T, WELL,

OF THIS EARTH, IS IT?

WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

I KNEW ALIENS EXISTED! I JUST KNEW IT!

PLEASE, GUS, WE KIND OF TRY

TO KEEP A LID ON THE WHOLE "ALIENS ON EARTH" THING.

[YAWNS]

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN, LILO?

I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.

UM, DO YOU MIND?

OH, THAT'S WEIRD. I REALLY DON'T.

I CAN USE THIS TO DEFLECT LAX'S RAY,

BUT I COULD USE A DIVERSION.

GOOD THINKING. SPINELLI, LET'S GO.

AYE, AYE, TEEJ.

GO! GO! GO!

LILO, FORGET IT! LAX IS DOWN!

Spinelli: HE'S HEADING FOR THE GOLF COURSE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO THAT CADDY OF OURS.

IMAGINE, MAKING US CARRY OUR OWN CLUBS.

Lilo: SORRY!

THERE'S LAX!

AND THERE'S STITCH! STOP HIM, STITCH!

YOUR SHOT.

WHERE ARE YOU, TROG?

OW!

HMM, SATELLITE'S STILL NOT ONLINE. HUH?

[CAR TIRES SCREECHING]

[CARS CRASHING]

HE CUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

ARREST HIM!

ME? YOU WERE SPEEDING, LADY!

WORK IT OUT, BROTHER. I'M ON A BREAK.

A LONG BREAK.

285 HAS BEEN HERE.

THE SATELLITE! IT'S ONLINE!

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE LINE FOR THE CART, GUYS.

ABA TOOKA!

HOW FORTUITOUS!

HE'S LED US DIRECTLY TO THE OBSERVATORY.

PERHAPS WE COULD THROW THE CREATURE OFF BALANCE

BY ROTATING THE BUILDING UNDERNEATH IT.

A ROTATING BUILDING? COOL!

BE STILL MY HEART.

THE STELLARSCOPE 997B.

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?

UH, YEAH.

HOW DO WE MOVE THE BUILDING?

Lilo: GET READY TO CATCH HIM!

HA HA HA!

IT'S NOT WORKING.

COME ON, TEEJ, ME AND YOU.

GUYS! NO!

AS LONG AS I'M HERE,

IT CAN'T HURT TO TRY TO MAKE SOME OBSERVATIONS.

DECLINATION, PLUS 60.

RIGHT ASCENSION, MINUS 20.

OH, MY GOSH! THERE IT IS!

LILO, COME LOOK AT A NEW PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.

NEW PLANET?

DOES THIS THING HAVE A FOCUS?

HERE.

THAT'S NO PLANET.

THAT'S A GERBIL-SHAPED SATELLITE.

A WHAT NOW?

A SATELLITE. GERBIL-SHAPED.

WITH WORDS ON THE SIDE.

"HANDS OFF, LOSER LIFE FORM.

"EXPERIMENT LOCATOR.

"PROPERTY OF DR. J. V. HAMSTERVIEL.

"P.S. THIS SATELLITE IS NOT GERBIL-SHAPED,

IT IS HAMSTER-SHAPED."

LET ME SEE THAT!

LOSER LIFE FORM IS RIGHT.

SOME DISCOVERY I MADE.

IT IS IMPORTANT.

HAMSTERVIEL IS AN EVIL ALIEN RODENT.

WE'VE GOTTA TAKE IT DOWN.

I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION

YOU ISLANDERS WERE EASY-GOING.

STITCH, I KNOW YOU'RE ON VACATION,

BUT I NEED YOU!

[SIGHS]

GUS?

I TRIED TO STOP 'EM! I REALLY DID!

HEY, TEEJ, I FOUND ANOTHER PRETTY PINK SHELL.

THE TWO OF THEM,

THEY JUST LOST THEIR HEADS!

THEY DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE.

THEY DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE!

HEE HEE HEE!

AAH! AAH!

IF WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO DESTROY HAMSTERVIEL'S EVIL SATELLITE CIRCLING EARTH,

HE'LL BE ABLE TO CAPTURE AND CONTROL

HUNDREDS OF ALIEN EXPERIMENTS.

AND AT THAT POINT, GUS,

I DON'T THINK ANY OF US STAND A CHANCE.

TAKE THAT, YOU SAND CASTLE BUILDERS!

GET 'EM!

HAMSTERVIEL'S ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THE GALAXY,

AND EVERYBODY'S ON VACATION.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO US THREE

TO STOP THAT SATELLITE.

BUT HOW?

LAX HAS GOT US TRAPPED IN THIS OBSERVATORY.

PERHAPS GALILEO HAS SOME IDEAS.

ACTUALLY, GRETCHEN,

I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ONLINE SCIENTIFIC LIBRARIES,

AND I'VE BEGUN TO DEVELOP A PLAN OF ACTION.

WATCH OUT!

THANKFULLY THE FALL DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE DAMAGED GALILEO'S PROCESSOR.

GALILEO, YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO TELL US YOUR PLAN.

DON'T ASK ME. I'M CLOCKED OUT, BABE.

HEY, DID YOU KNOW I HAVE SOLITAIRE LOADED ON HERE?

GALILEO NEVER CALLS YOU BABE.

MY COMPUTER'S ON VACATION NOW, TOO.

BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

UNLESS...

UNLESS THE RAY WORKS ON MACHINES, TOO.

AND THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

IF WE COULD GET LAX TO FIRE HIS RAY THROUGH THAT TELESCOPE,

IT MIGHT MAKE THE SATELLITE GO ON VACATION.

IT'S CERTAINLY WORTH A TRY.

IT WILL REQUIRE SOME SOPHISTICATED CALCULATIONS,

WHICH, THANKS TO LAX HAVING DISABLED GALILEO,

I MUST NOW DO BY HAND.

NOW ALL WE GOTTA DO IS CATCH LAX.

WHOA! AAH!

HEY! WHOA!

HEY, GUYS!

WHO WANTS TO PLAY LAX GOLF?

IT'S A NEW GAME. IT'S FUN.

THE OBJECT IS TO HIT GOLF BALLS

AT THE ALIEN EXPERIMENT UP ON TOP OF THE OBSERVATORY.

FIRST KID TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE ROOF WINS!

OBVIOUSLY, THAT KID'S GONNA BE ME.

HA HA!

EXCUSE ME.

FORE!

HUH?

THANK YOU.

IT'S OK, DON'T BE SCARED.

WE JUST WANNA CATCH YOU AND USE YOU

TO MAKE AN EVIL SATELLITE GO ON VACATION.

LILO, I'VE VERY NEARLY FIGURED OUT

THE VECTORS WE'LL NEED TO DISABLE THE SATELLITE.

NO!

OH, MY.

GRETCHEN, PLEASE TELL ME

YOU FINISHED THE CALCULATIONS BEFORE...

BEFORE YOU--

NO, I'M AFRAID I HAVEN'T.

WE'RE DOOMED.

BUT IT SHOULDN'T TAKE ME VERY MUCH LONGER.

I JUST NEED TO TWEAK THESE COORDINATES A BIT.

BUT YOU GOT ZAPPED BY LAX.

DON'T YOU WANNA GIVE UP DOING ANY WORK AND GOOF OFF?

GRACIOUS, NO!

FOR ME, WORK IS FUN.

WORK...FUN?

IF ONE VIEWS THEIR WORK AS FUN,

ONE'S LIFE IS MORE REWARDING, LESS STRESSFUL.

AKIN TO, WELL, RECESS.

LIKE TURNING AN EXPERIMENT HUNT INTO A GOLF GAME.

HELP! HELP!

HEY, LAX! OVER HERE!

UH-OH.

AKA TOOKIE!

STITCH, YOU SAVED ME!

YEAH! BIG FUN!

PEOPLE, WE HAD BETTER MOVE

IF WE WANT TO DESTROY THAT SATELLITE.

WE JUST NEED YOUR LAZY RAY FOR ONE MINUTE.

READY, GUS?

ALL SET HERE. GRETCHEN?

I NEVER WISHED TO APPLY MY KNOWLEDGE

TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF WEAPONRY,

BUT, IN THIS CASE, I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

LAX, FIRE AT WILL!

Lilo: IT'S WORKING!

GETTING WARMER, WARMER.

WHAT THE--

OOH! WOW!

COOL!

NO!

IT WOULD SEEM THAT OUR PLAN

HAS PROVEN EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE.

THANKS, GRETCHEN.

THE WHOLE UNIVERSE OWES YOU BIG TIME.

YOU, TOO, LITTLE GUY.

THANKS.

COWABUNGA!

WELL, WELL, WELL.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

AND IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

TO A NASTIER GUY THAN HAMSTERVIEL.

I'LL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT.

[ALL GASP]

LET ME GUESS, ANOTHER ALIEN?

SILENCE!

I'LL JUST BE TAKING THE EXPERIMENT NOW, AND--

AAH!

d HIDE AND SEEK d

NOT IT!

I'M GLAD LAX'S RAY FINALLY WORE OFF,

AND YOU GUYS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.

DID YOU END UP FINDING A GOOD HOME FOR LAX?

YEAH, I THINK HE'S GONNA BE REAL HAPPY.

HEY, KEEP THOSE STINKING THINGS AWAY FROM ME!

HEY, WOULD YOU PEOPLE MIND?

I'M ON AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS CALL HERE!

YEAH, J.B. I'M STILL HERE.

I CAN BE REACHED ALL WEEK.

NO. NO. NO. I HATE THE BEACH.

THERE'S NO FAX MACHINE OUT THERE.

HEH HEH. SACHA!

HUH?

I--I...

I'M ON VACATION.

STITCH AND I ARE REALLY GONNA MISS YOU GUYS.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK WITH US?

SORRY, WE'VE GOT A KITCHEN TO GO CLEAN UP.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE A GAME OUT OF IT.

UM, GUYS, I HATE TO SPOIL

OUR LITTLE GOOD-BYE PARTY,

BUT WHERE THE HANG IS FINSTER?

MURIEL, SHOULDN'T YOU CHECK IN ON THOSE KIDS OF YOURS?

QUIET!

WE DON'T MENTION THOSE MISCREANTS ON SPA PREMISES.

SORRY, MURIEL.

ROLF, YOU GOT A SET OF PALMS ON YOU.

OOH, BABY.

NO WONDER THEY CALL THIS PLACE PARADISE.