Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEH HEH HA HA HA!

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

AH, HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BYE!

HEY, GIVE THAT BACK!

HEY, KNUCKLEHEAD, GIVE BACK THAT EXPERIMENT POD!

STITCH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OUT OF MY WAY, HUMANS.

[SCREAMS]

OK, LOOK OVER HERE. OVER HERE.

THROW THE BALL TO ME.

HEH HEH HEH.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

AH, WHAT EVIL SECRETS DO YOU HOLD,

EXPERIMENT 234?

YAAH!

I GOT IT.

OHH.

I GOT IT. YEAH! AAH!

OH, NO.

OH...

HUH?

[BOTH SCREAM]

ALOHA. I'M LILO.

SHH. Boy: WHAT WAS THAT THING?

Girl: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T WANNA STAY TO FIND OUT.

HEY, AM I HEARING THOSE KIDS THROUGH YOUR TAIL?

COUSIN. SHH.

Gantu: OW! THAT BLASTED BLUE TROG MADE ME SKIN MY KNEE.

HEY, THIS LITTLE GUY COULD BE A LOT OF FUN.

SO, ARE THESE AVOCADOS FRESH?

OOH, CAN WE GO TO THE MOVIES AGAIN TONIGHT, LYNN?

SHH. PEOPLE WILL HEAR.

I CLOSE DOWN AT 6:00.

WOW, MISS HASAGAWA'S DATING,

AND HER FIRST NAME IS LYNN.

COOCHIVA.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, LUKI,

PUTTING THE MANGO JUICE IN THE COCONUT BIN?

YOU'RE LOLO, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

LOLO. [GIGGLES]

AND LUKI TALKS TO HIMSELF.

I'LL TAKE 3 BEAR CLAWS, 2 CRULLERS,

AND A MAPLE BAR FOR HERE.

AND OFFICER KOHIKO HAS A DONUT PROBLEM.

[BELCHES]

[ROOSTER CROWS]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT GUY.

I MEAN, YEAH, HE'S CUTE, BUT WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?

NANI'S TALKING ON THE PHONE ABOUT DAVID.

HUH? I SEE EXPERIMENT 234 HAS YOU MAKING EVIL DOINGS.

HEH HEH. I'M SO PROUD. MUST GET CAMERA.

HOW NICE. ANOTHER EVIL ALIEN.

WHAT DOES THIS ONE DO, EAT THE LINOLEUM FLOOR?

HE LISTENS TO PEOPLE'S PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS.

THAT'S NOT REALLY EVIL.

NOT EVIL? OF COURSE IT'S EVIL.

EVIL IS ANYTHING THAT IS NOT GOOD.

AND IF YOU THINK IT'S GOOD TO LISTEN IN ON SOMEONE'S PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS,

THEN YOU'RE EVIL.

HEY, EXPERIMENT IS VERY HELPFUL.

234 WAS DESIGNED TO LISTEN IN

ON SECRET TALKINGS OF THE ENEMY DURING WAR TIMES.

EVEN IN AN INTERGALACTIC FRACAS,

EAVESDROPPING IS STILL NOT POLITE.

SHH. I WANNA HEAR WHAT SHE'S SAYING ON THE TELEPHONE.

IT'S LIKE THEY GAVE HIM AN IQ TEST,

AND THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE.

HA HA HA HA.

NOW, THAT IS NOT POLITE, EITHER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S TALKING LIKE THIS ABOUT DAVID.

I KNOW YOU CAN TURN HIM OFF. WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU FEED IT SOMETHING? WASH IT WITH SOAPY WATER?

SCRATCH ITS FEET? PULL ITS TAIL? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT?

IS EASY. PET HEAD LIKE SO.

AW, THAT'S ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

BUT I'M TELLING YOU, LISTENING IN ON PEOPLE'S PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS

IS JUST WRONG.

IT'S DANGEROUS, AND IT'S...JUST WRONG.

SHH.

HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

Nani: HE IS SO DUMB,

THE MIND READER GIVES HIM A DISCOUNT.

HA HA HA HA.

THAT DOES IT. NANI!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TALKING THAT WAY ABOUT DAVID.

HE LIKES YOU, AND HE'S YOUR FRIEND,

AND HE'S MY FRIEND, AND...AND...

UM...HELLO?

OH, HOW'S IT, DAVID?

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A MOVIE WE JUST SAW.

I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.

I'M IN TROUBLE, RIGHT?

BIG. FIRST OF ALL,

DON'T ACCUSE PEOPLE OF SOMETHING

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS.

SECOND, WHAT WERE YOU DOING LISTENING IN ON MY CONVERSATION?

OK, SORRY. I WON'T DO IT ANYMORE.

YOU BETTER NOT.

GANTU, COME HERE THIS INSTANT.

HEY, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY CHEW-OUT.

SIR, IT WAS A VERY HARROWING SITUATION.

AT THE TINY EARTH CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND?

YES, BUT IT WAS DIFFICULT TO MANEUVER.

GANTU, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FIRED YOU?

UH, 4?

5, YOU UNINTELLIGENT, NOT SMART AMPHIBIAN

WHO MAKES ME FIRE YOU 5 TIMES.

AND AGAIN I'M SAYING YOU'RE FIRED!

OH...

SHUSH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND

SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOU TO DO.

Woman: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS?

NO, SHUSH.

SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES EAVESDROPPING.

Girl: BUT THEY'RE JUST NO FUN TO PLAY WITH ANYMORE.

THAT'S MYRTLE.

WAH DAH UH-UH.

BUT, STITCH, DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW WHO SHE'S TALKING ABOUT?

THEY'RE NOT PRETTY, I DON'T LIKE THEIR CLOTHES,

AND THEY'RE JUST KINDA BORING.

Mother: ALL OF THEM?

THE DARK-HAIRED ONE, THE ONE WITH THE STRAIGHT HAIR, AND THE LITTLE ONE?

OH, MY GOSH, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT TERESA, YUKI, AND ELENA.

YES. EXTRA SPECIALLY THE LITTLE ONE.

[GASPS]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, WEIRDLO?

I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,

SOMETHING AWFUL.

OK, BUT HURRY UP.

MYRTLE DOESN'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE.

SHE SAID YOU'RE BORING.

MYRTLE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT US.

SHE DID. STITCH AND I HEARD IT WITH OUR OWN EARS.

RIGHT, STITCH?

[GRUNTS]

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOUR CLOTHES, EITHER.

[ALL GASP]

BUT SHE TELLS US WHAT TO WEAR.

SORRY, WEIRDLO,

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH US TODAY. IT'S A RULE.

WELL, WE AREN'T PLAYING WITH YOU, EITHER, MYRTLE.

LILO TOLD US EVERYTHING. HUH?

IT WAS KINDA MEAN, MYRTLE, EVEN FOR YOU. BUT--

MYRTLE EDMONDS, WE DON'T WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS

OR ANY KIND OF FRIENDS WITH YOU EVER AGAIN.

YEAH. YEAH.

COME ON, LILO, YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH US NOW.

HUH?

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD TURN ALL OF MY FRIENDS AGAINST ME.

I'M JUST A PRETTY PRINCESS.

I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M JUST AN UGLY OLD TROLL.

I MEAN, I HAVE A YUCKY BLUE DOG,

AND I'M A WEIRDY, WEIRDY WEIRDO.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO? YES, THIS IS MYRTLE EDMONDS.

OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU.

WHAT? YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME?

SOUNDS INTERESTING.

GOOD. I LOOK FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

I LOVE THIS PART. YOU'VE SEEN IT ALREADY?

YEAH, LIKE 3 TIMES.

SO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE WOMAN WITH THE FLOWERS?

SHH!

SHE'S GONNA GIVE 'EM TO HER FRIEND IN THE WHEELCHAIR.

THAT IS SO NICE.

SHH!

YEAH, BUT THEN SHE'S GONNA GET HIT BY A BUS.

THAT IS SO SAD.

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD BE QUIETER.

LILO, IF WE'RE GONNA LET YOU AND YOUR WEIRD DOGS HANG OUT WITH US NOW,

THEN YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO.

YEAH. YEAH.

SHH. SHH.

[DING DONG]

HE--UH, ALOHA?

YES, ALOHA IT IS, INDEED.

WHAT AN ADORABLE ROBOT COSTUME.

MADAM, THIS IS NO COSTUME,

BUT A HIGHLY ADVANCED ROBOT DRONE

WHICH I CONTROL REMOTELY

FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

IN WHAT YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN BRAIN

CALLS OUTER SPACE.

OF COURSE IT IS.

YOU ARE SO CLEVER.

[STAMMERS] CAN MYRTLE COME OUT TO PLAY?!

AND YOU ARE?

JACQUES.

CUTE. MYRTLE!

GOT IT, MOM.

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. WHAT'D YOU DO, TAKE A BUS?

I SEE YOUR WINNING PERSONALITY IS STILL VERY MUCH INTACT.

FIX, LET'S TALK TURKEY.

GRR...

LILO, DO YOU HAVE ANY HAIR GEL?

I'LL GO CHECK.

PLEAKLEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY HAIR GEL?

OF COURSE. HOW DO YOU THINK I KEEP MY WIG SO HEALTHY, LUSTROUS, AND HARD AS A HELMET?

[HUMS]

NOW LET'S SEE...

COARSE, STRAIGHT...

ARE THOSE SPLIT ENDS?

IT'S NOT FOR ME.

THE HULA GIRLS WANNA USE IT ON STITCH.

HERE. AND IT'LL HELP WITH THE SMELL.

Teresa: I MEAN, NOW THAT WE'RE NOT FRIENDS WITH MYRTLE ANYMORE...

SHUSH, WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.

DID YOU EVER NOTICE HER HAIR'S LIKE THE COLOR OF CARROTS?

Other girls: YEAH!

AND SHE THINKS EVERYBODY'S GONNA DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS.

YEAH. YEAH.

AND THAT HER HAIR IS CARROT-COLORED.

WE ALREADY SAID THAT.

YEAH. I'M SO GLAD LILO HURT HER.

WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN HOW TOTALLY NOT OUR FRIEND SHE IS.

LILO, I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAVESDROP.

SORRY.

YOU COULD END UP HURTING SOMEONE.

I DIDN'T HURT ANYBODY!

MYRTLE DID.

BUT MYRTLE DIDN'T TELL HER FRIENDS ANYTHING.

YOU DID THAT.

BUT SHE'S THE ONE WHO SAID IT.

IN A PRIVATE CONVERSATION

THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU TO HEAR.

NO, BUT IT'S A GOOD THING I DID.

RIGHT?

WRONG.

AND NOBODY'S ANY BETTER OFF FOR WHAT YOU DID.

I THINK YOU NEED TO STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT

WITH MYRTLE... FACE TO FACE.

VOILA!

DID YOU FIND ANY HAIR GEL?

UH, YEAH...

BUT STITCH AND I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE.

UM...BY OURSELVES.

BUT WE WERE GONNA DO THE OTHER DOGGY NEXT.

MAYBE LATER. COME ON, STITCH.

OH...OTTATAKKA!

SO YOU WANT ME TO GO CAPTURE

THOSE STINKY DOG THINGS OF LILO'S

AND GIVE THEM TO YOU?!

EXACTLY.

AND WHY DON'T I TAKE THEM

STRAIGHT TO THE DOG POUND?

UH...BECAUSE, UH...

BECAUSE I--

[SHOUTING] BECAUSE!

AND WHY DO YOU WANT ME?

YOU ARE RUDELY RUDE AND PLEASANTLY UNPLEASANT,

AND YOU DO NOT LIKE THE ONE CALLED LILO.

THAT'S THE ONE THING YOU SAID I UNDERSTAND.

SO YOU WILL DO IT?

SURE. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANY FRIENDS

TO KEEP ME BUSY ANYMORE...

THANKS TO LILO!

BUT I DON'T WORK WEEKENDS, NIGHTS,

HOLIDAYS, OR WHENEVER I DON'T WANT TO.

AND I DON'T WEAR A DOPEY RED CAPE.

IT'S NOT DOPEY!

YOU TRY FINDING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS GOOD

WITH WHITE FUR!

UNH! UHH!

OK, FINE.

BUT I WILL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO WEAR THIS.

WHAT IS THAT THING?

OH, JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING

TO HELP ME KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOU,

AND TO TURN YOU INTO A ROBOT.

TURN ME INTO A ROBOT?!

[BEEPING]

HA HA HA! YES!

TURN YOU INTO A ROBOT!

NOW I HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL!

HOO HOO! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

AHH...

I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS TO GANTU YEARS AGO.

[SPEAKING LIKE ROBOT] READY FOR MISSION.

YES. NOW BRING TO ME EXPERIMENT 234.

ALOHA, MRS. EDMONDS.

DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?

UNH. OH, YES. THANK YOU.

THESE DOLLS ARE HEAVIER THAN I THOUGHT.

DOLLS?

YES. MYRTLE'S DECIDED

TO GIVE AWAY SOME OF THE DOLLS

SHE'S NOT PLAYING WITH.

NOT PLAYING WITH?

WELL, SHE DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE PRETTY,

SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEIR CLOTHES,

AND SHE THINKS THEY'RE JUST KIND OF BORING.

[GASPS]

ISN'T THAT CUTE?

I'LL TELL MYRTLE YOU'RE HERE.

STITCH, THIS IS TERRIBLE!

I MESSED EVERYTHING UP WITH MY EAVESDROPPING.

IT'S JUST WHAT NANI WARNED ME ABOUT.

I'LL HAVE TO TELL MYRTLE EVERYTHING.

[BEEPING] TARGET IDENTIFIED.

MYRTLE, ARE YOU OK?

[BEEPING]

AAH!

TARGET PURSUIT.

AAAAH!

TARGET CAPTURE.

HEY! MYRTLE,

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!

GIVE HIM BACK!

I THINK THAT IS VERY UNLIKELY.

LOSHEEBAH!

YOU SEE, YOUR NOT SO FRIENDLY FRIEND

WORKS FOR ME NOW.

MEET MY NEW EXPERIMENT HUNTER.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HAMSTERVIEL, I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU TURNED MYRTLE INTO A ROBOT!

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

AH, BUT ALREADY I HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THIS.

READY FOR MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT, MASTER.

MYRTLE, QUIT SAYING THAT.

NO, KEEP SAYING IT. I LIKE IT.

LOSHEEBAH! GRRRRRR.

[GULP]

STITCH!

THE IMMOBILIZER RAY IS WORKING NICELY!

HA HA HA!

LET US TRY IT ON THE LITTLE GIRL!

[GASPS]

STOP RIGHT THERE, RED-HAIRED MENACE!

YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY JOB.

UHH--OH!

HA HA!

GO AWAY, YOU ALGAE-SMELLING EX-EMPLOYEE!

I FIRED YOU!

IF I'M NOT WORKING FOR YOU,

THEN YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT MYRTLE BEING THE NEW DUMMY HEAD, DUMMY HEAD?

I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN.

I HOPE NOT.

SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GOOD AT IT.

THAT'S IT, GET HIM!

UHH! UHH! THE AIMING ON THIS THING

IS HORRIBLE! UNH!

UHH! UHH!

Hamsterviel: THE IMMOBILIZER IS WEARING OFF.

OH...OOH...OW.

WAAAH!

IMBALANCE! DEFENSIVE MODE!

DEFENSIVE MODE!

GIVE ME THAT EXPERIMENT.

WHOOAHHH!

GOT HIM!

FINE. IT'LL BE EASIER

TAKING THE TROG FROM YOU.

CHIMITO!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED

IN MY PLANNING STAGES! HEY! HEY!

BLITSNAK.

GOOD. NOW GET THAT EXPERIMENT,

YOU NEW EXPERIMENT GETTER!

Lilo: HEY, MYRTLE, LOOK AT ME.

MUST DESTROY LILO.

NO, NO! GET THE EXPERIMENT!

HERE I AM!

AAH!

AAH-HA!

NO, NO. SHIELD UP! SHIELD UP!

TEMPORARILY... IMMOBILIZED.

HURRY, STITCH.

LET'S GET HER TO JUMBA.

MAYBE HE CAN DE-ROBOTIFY HER.

GET UP AND WORK, YOU IMMOBILIZED PILE

OF IMMOBILE ROBOT PARTS!

EH, WILL BE EASY TO FIX.

EYE COVERING PIECES BASIC MODEL T-179.

HUH, ON HOME PLANET,

CAN BUY AT CONVENIENCE STORE.

WILL SHE REMEMBER BEING A ROBOT?

UH, SADLY, NO.

UH, JUST WONDERING, BEFORE I DEACTIVATE,

IS EASY FOR ME TO MAKE SOME... IMPROVEMENTS.

DO YOU MEAN TAMPERING WITH HER MIND...

TO TURN HER FROM A HOLY LITTLE TERROR

INTO SOMEONE KIND, CARING,

AND CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS?

EXACTLY. DO IT!

OH, YEAH, DO IT!

IT'S TEMPTING...

BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.

MMM, OK. HERE GOES EVERYTHING.

[WHIRRRRRRRRR]

MYRTLE? WEIRDLO?

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

UH...YOU GOT SICK,

SO I BROUGHT YOU TO MY UNCLE.

HE'S A DOCTOR.

EWW! I'M IN YOUR HOUSE?!

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE? OH!

I'M PROBABLY COVERED IN WEIRD GERMS.

IS IT TO LATE FOR THOSE... IMPROVEMENTS?

ALOHA, GUYS.

YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU GUYS ARE BEING TO HARD ON MYRTLE.

I MEAN, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF I HADN'T LISTENED IN ON HER CONVERSATION

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I KNOW SHE'S KIND OF DIFFICULT,

AND IT WAS NOT VERY NICE

WHEN SHE WAS SHOOTING GREEN RAYS OUT OF HER EYES,

BUT SHE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, AND--

WE KNOW. YOU DO?

YEAH. SHE TOLD US EVERYTHING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT

SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT US

WHEN SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER DOLLS.

YEAH. YEAH.

READY TO GO, GIRLS?

YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO PLAY WITH US, WEIRDLO...AGAIN.

I GUESS I HAD THAT COMING.

[SIGHS]

COME ON, STITCH.

I THINK I KNOW WHERE SHUSH BELONGS.

WE GOTTA MAKE A PHONE CALL.

SHUSH, IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT

TO LISTEN IN ON PEOPLE'S PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS...

UNLESS YOU'RE AN AGENT

OF THE SECRET, UNDERGROUND GOVERNMENT.

I NO LONGER OPERATE IN THAT AREA, LILO.

I'M JUST A NORMAL SOCIAL WORKER

PAYING A NORMAL HOUSE CALL.

Pleakley: SHE IS GIVING YOUR LITTLE MONSTER

TO THAT STRANGE, FRIGHTENING MAN.

SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED THIS PERSON.

HELLO THERE.

HOWDY-HO!

[CRACK]

HOWEVER, I DO HAVE SOME FORMER COLLEAGUES IN VIRGINIA

WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS CREATURE'S

UNIQUE CAPABILITIES.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR STINKING JOB BACK!

THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU!

I PROMISE YOU WILL SEE A MORE DETERMINED GANTU

WHO CAPTURES MANY, MANY MORE EXPERIMENTS.

DON'T BE ABSURD. I AM ONLY REHIRING YOU

SO THAT I MAY BERATE YOU.

I SHALL BEGIN WITH YOUR CLUMSINESS.

YOU ARE SO CLUMSY!

AWW...

AND YOUR FISHINESS. YOU ARE SO FISHY!

I CANNOT STAND HOW FISHY YOUR FISHINESS IS!