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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?

WHOA!

"IS YOUR HULA HIP ENOUGH?"

A HIP-HOP HULA FUSION STUDIO IS OPENING ON KAUAI.

UGH. THAT PLACE IS SO LAME.

WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH THOSE SNOBS IN THEIR GATED COMMUNITIES?

THEY TURNED HER DOWN.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO GET INTO SOME SNOBBY NEW HULA SCHOOL, ANYWAY?

Lilo: HI, GUYS!

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY TOE-YO? I INVENTED IT.

ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE THE NEW HULA SCHOOL

WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO GET AWAY FROM FREAKLO.

WHAT NEW HULA SCHOOL?

IT'S IN THE GATED COMMUNITY.

THEY MIX HULA WITH FUNKY STUFF.

IT'S CALLED "HULA FUSION."

BUT I LIKE OUR SCHOOL.

YOU'D NEVER GET INTO HULA FUSION, ANYWAY.

GIRLS WHO GO TO THE HF

ARE SUPER-RICH AND SUPER-TALENTED.

AND YOU'RE JUST A SUPER NOTHING.

OH, YEAH? I BET THAT SCHOOL WILL LET ME IN

WHEN THEY SEE MY KUNG-FULA.

d ALOHA HAI d

d ALOHA HAI d

d ALOHA HAI d

d ALOHA HAI d

CHUBBY CHEEBA.

d ALOHA HAI d

OHH!

OHH!

[CAT YOWLS]

GOOD LUCK GETTING INTO HULA FUSION WITH THAT ROUTINE.

ONCE A WEIRDO, ALWAYS A WEIRDO.

WHERE DOES SHE KEEP ALL THE COOL STUFF?

LOOK AT THIS. IT ALL LOOKS LIKE NANI.

TABBA TEEKA TASHUBA?

I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE NANI.

I WANNA LOOK FUSION-Y.

LILO, THIS IS NANI'S ROOM AND NANI'S STUFF,

AND YOU'RE NOT NANI!

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH NANI'S STUFF

IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A COOL GIRL

TO GET INTO THE NEW HULA SCHOOL TO SHOW MYRTLE EDMONDS

SHE CAN'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO,

BUT I CAN'T DO THAT IF I LOOK AND DRESS AND ACT LIKE ME!

YOU GUYS ARE IN CHARGE OF EXPERIMENT HUNTING.

WHAT? CHABBA CHEECHU?

LITTLE GIRL IS GIVING UP EXPERIMENT CHASE?

I HAVE TO IN ORDER TO DEVOTE MY LIFE

TO FUNKIFYING MY HULA!

I KNOW YOU GUYS CAN HANDLE IT WITHOUT ME.

BUT WE CAN'T! SHE'S THE ONE WHO--

I DON'T HANDLE AUTHORITY WELL.

YOU LEAVE EVERYTHINGS TO ME.

JUMBA HAVE BIG PLANS NOW THAT LITTLE GIRL IS OUT OF PICTURE.

[GIGGLES]

[GIGGLES]

Computer: EXPERIMENT 540 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION--

GENERATES DEVASTATING WIND BLASTS.

YOU HEAR THAT? THIS GUY'S

AN EVEN BIGGER WINDBAG THAN YOU, GANTU. GANTU?

HEY, COME ON. AREN'T YOU GONNA LEAP UP AND GO TRY TO CATCH THAT EXPERIMENT--

NOPE. PERHAPS I CAPTURE THE EXPERIMENT.

OR MORE LIKELY, I DON'T CAPTURE THE EXPERIMENT.

I SUCCEED, I FAIL.

WHAT IN THE INKY AND INFINITE BLACKNESS OF SPACE

DOES IT ALL MEAN?

UH, NOTHIN'?

EXACTLY.

ALL RIGHT, LILO,

IF YOU WANT A BRAND-NEW YOU,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF.

YUCK!

THIS IS SO EXCITING!

SURE, YOU LIKE THE OLD LILO,

BUT I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT--

SWEET NEBULONS OF NORBUS!

YO.

GABBATA KUTE CHABA?

GIRLS WHO GO TO HULA FUSION

AREN'T LIKE NORMAL GIRLS.

I HAVE TO LOOK COOL TO FIT IN WITH THEM.

AND THIS IS COOL?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

I'VE NEVER BEEN COOL BEFORE.

GOO BAJA!

Lilo: I'M SORRY, STITCH,

BUT YOU CAN'T COME.

AT LEAST NOT FOR THE FIRST DAY.

I HAVE TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

NO WEIRDNESS.

YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU?

DO YOU WANT TO WISH ME GOOD LUCK?

GRR!

OUR LITTLE GIRL IS GROWING UP!

KA CHAKA!

HERE, ABOMINATION, ABOMINATION, ABOMINATION.

I HEAR THE WHOOSH AND THE CRACK,

BUT WHERE'S THE CRASH?

[GIGGLES]

GANTU.

UHH. WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU TOOK A CLOGGIN' ON THE NOGGIN, MY FRIEND. HA HA!

GOOD THING THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE, HUH?

UH, THAT WAS AN INSULT, PAL.

I MEAN, YOU SHOULD BE GRABBING AND YELLING

AND THREATENING ME BY NOW.

OOH! HE MUST'VE GOT HIT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

MUST HAVE THAT EXPERIMENT.

[BUZZER]

Man: PASSWORD?

EXCUSE ME?

IF YOU'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO OUR SCHOOL,

YOU WERE GIVEN A PASSWORD,

AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY WHINING

ABOUT IT BEING TOO HARD TO REMEMBER.

I MADE IT EXTRA EASY FOR ALL YOUR LITTLE BRAINS.

I'M HANGING UP!

UH, CHEESE?

[BUZZER]

MMM, CLOSE ENOUGH.

[ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE]

YO.

WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

I'M LI--OH.

I MEAN, I'M, UH...RICH!

YOUR NAME IS RICH?

NO. I MEAN, I'M RICH

BECAUSE, UM, MY FAMILY

OWNS THE BIGGEST... PINEAPPLE--

PINEAPPLE COMPANY ON THE ISLAND.

YOU ARE A KALANUI?

OF COURSE. AMBER KALANUI.

I'VE MET AMBER KALANUI, AND SHE'S NOT YOU.

THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THE OTHER AMBER,

AMBER PINEAPPLE.

AMBER PINEAPPLE KALANUI.

WHICH MEANS I'M RICH, PINEAPPLE RICH.

THAT'S SO COOL! NICE TO MEET YOU.

JUMBA, STITCH JUST HEARD

THERE'S AN EXPERIMENT OUT THERE,

AND SINCE LILO LEFT US IN CHARGE,

I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE HE AND YOU...

HA HA HA! OR YOU AND HE

OR JUST YOU OR HIM OR YOU AND HIM AND HIM

OR, ACTUALLY, ANYBODY OTHER THAN ME

SHOULD GO AND MAYBE CATCH IT.

IS NO MORE NEED FOR CATCHING

WITH JUMBA'S NEW AND IMPROVED METHOD.

MEET LATEST GENIUS CREATION.

THE PLASMATIC ENGLOBULATRON.

WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON,

IT'S 76.3% CHANCE THAT MACHINE

WILL INSTANTLY CAPTURE ANY EXPERIMENT IT'S POINTED AT.

WOW! THAT'S REALLY--

OF COURSE, IS ALSO 23.5% CHANCE

ENGLOBULATRON WILL DESTROY ENTIRE PLANET

WITH BIG BOOM.

OOH. WHAT?!

NO! UH-UH!

NILCH! NO WAY!

I KNOW I DON'T SPEAK FOR THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE,

BUT PERSONALLY, I THINK THE POSSIBLE DESTRUCTION

OF THE ENTIRE PLANET IS A VERY BAD THING.

BYE-BYE. [DOOR CLOSES]

d ALOHA, KYAH! d

d ALOHA, HAI! HYAH! d

HYAH!

I LEARNED THAT FROM MY RICH UNCLE KATUKI,

WHO'S A SEVENTH DEGREE IN BLACK BELT IN NINJITSU.

WOW! YOUR FAMILY SOUNDS SO COOL!

AND I TOTALLY LOVE YOUR LOOK.

IT'S SO ECCENTRIC.

WHEN YOU FIRST CAME IN,

WE JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE WEIRD.

NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT ME,

JUST A RICH, NORMAL...

[RATTLING]

[GASPS]

Gantu: WHERE'S EXPERIMENT 540?

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!

OK, IS THAT GUY TALKING TO YOU?

ALL RIGHT, YOU BIG BULLY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

I LOST EXPERIMENT 540'S TRAIL,

BUT I FOUND YOURS.

OH. VERY CLEVER OF YOU TO TRAVEL IN DISGUISE.

BUT IT ONLY PROVES YOU'RE CLOSE TO 540.

WHERE IS IT?

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

WHO IS THIS GUY, AMBER?

AMBER?

THIS IS MY UNCLE, UM, CHESTER.

HE GETS CONFUSED EASILY.

HE'S LIVED A HARD LIFE OF SUN, SURF,

AND A SHAVE ICE ONLY DIET.

AND IT'S STARTING TO CATCH UP WITH HIM.

IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE FIGMENTS OF HIS IMAGINATION.

[WHISPERS] He thinks he sees aliens.

All: OHH.

I...I DID GET HIT ON THE HEAD BY A COCONUT TREE.

POOR UNCLE CHESTER.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST HIT THE BEACH,

CATCH SOME WAVES, EAT SOME SHAVE ICE,

AND MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER?

BEACH, WAVES, ICE. YES.

THAT SOUNDS VERY NICE.

[540 BLOWS]

[GIGGLES]

THAT IS IT, MY CREATION.

COME TO JUMBA-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GET AWAY FROM THAT BUTTON!

THIS IS AN UNAUTHORIZED TEST

OF A POTENTIALLY EARTH-DESTROYING, EVIL INVENTION!

YEAH, BUT ENGLOBULATRON

MIGHT ALSO NOT DESTROY EARTH.

WHY DOES SCRAWNY NAG BEING

NEVER SEE JUMBA'S SIDE?

HAS ANYBODY SEEN LILO TODAY?

5, 6, 7, 8.

AND FREESTYLE AND FREESTYLE AND GOOD.

AND, AMBER, YOUR HIP ISN'T HOPPING.

[BELL RINGS]

AMBER. AMBER!

HUH?

OH. OH, ME AMBER.

AND ME TIRED OF WASTING MY VOICE

AND MY TALENT.

WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY, LADIES.

YO, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?

HE REMINDS ME OF MY UNCLE FABULO.

HE WANTED TO BE A DANCE INSTRUCTOR, TOO,

BEFORE HE FOUND WORK AS A SHARK TAMER

IN THE SECRET UNDERWATER CIRCUS.

Stitch: TOOKA SABUSA. TOOKA SABUSA!

AAH! AAH!

OH, IT'S OK. HE'S JUST MY DOG, WENCESLAUS.

DABBA GEE.

WHAT IS IT, WENCESLAUS?

GITA JUMBA POOSHA.

PLEAKLEY CONCHAMBA CANASHA.

UHH! GRR!

NAGA BABA. PUCHA!

DID YOUR DOG JUST DO CHARADES?

OF COURSE! RIGHT.

ALL THE REALLY RICH PEOPLE HAVE EXOTIC PETS.

OH, COOL. CAN HE HANG OUT WITH US?

MEEGA.

LET'S GO, STI-- UH, WENCESLAUS.

SO WHAT WAS HE SAYING, ANYWAY?

OH, SOME KIND OF TROUBLE AT THE KAIULU SCHOOL.

HA HA! THE KAI-LOSER SCHOOL?

WITH THAT RED-HEADED WEIRDO

WHO THINKS SHE'S SO COOL?

UH, YEAH. THAT PLACE IS SO OLD-SCHOOL.

WHO'S UP FOR SOME FUSION GIRL FUN?

[LAUGHING AND TALKING AT ONCE]

OH, AMBER, YOU ARE SO FUN!

THIS DAY HAS BEEN SO COOL.

OH. HELLO, MYRTLE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR AND CLOTHES?

YOU LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A FREAK.

OK, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

THAT'S HOW ALL THE RICH PEOPLE ARE DRESSING THESE DAYS.

AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR OUTFITS?

All: YEAH!

HER DAD'S THE NUMBER 2 PINEAPPLE MAN.

JEALOUSY IS SO SAD.

TINKO TA FABA.

PBBLLTT!

Girl: YOU SAID IT, WENCESLAUS.

WHO'S WENCESLAUS?

Gantu: COWABUNGA!

THERE YOU ARE.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

HEY, IT'S THAT FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION AGAIN.

IF YOU DON'T FIND EXPERIMENT 540,

HAMSTERVIEL'S GONNA BE FURIOUS.

HOW CAN HE BE FURIOUS IF HE'S JUST A FIGMENT?

SURF'S UP!

[540 BLOWS]

NO, NO, NO! I FORBID IT!

YOU ARE STANDING IN WAY OF PROGRESS AND BLASTING.

ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL?

I PROPOSE WE USE THE ONLY COUNCIL-APPROVED METHOD

OF CONFLICT RESOLUTION.

YES. PAPER, ROCK, GLORNETS.

ONE GAME. WINNER TAKE ALL.

IF YOU WIN, YOU GET TO TEST YOUR DEVICE.

BUT IF I WIN, I GET TO DESTROY IT!

HMM...IS DEAL.

VICTORY IS MINE! LITTLE DID YOU KNOW

I'M A PAPER, ROCK, GLORNETS MASTER.

3-TIME CHAMP OF THE P.R.G. GALACTIC CIRCUIT

UNDEFEATED IN 157 MATCHES!

THEY SAY I CAN READ MY OPPONENT'S MIND.

EH, ME, I ALWAYS CHOOSE GLORNETS.

NOW WHAT?

WHY DON'T WE GO TO YOUR HOUSE?

WELL...I DON'T KNOW IF THE ROBOT BUTLER

HAS DONE ALL THE CLEANING.

[540 BLOWS]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT LOOKS LIKE A NEW EXPERIMENT.

OH! THAT, UM, MY RICH SCIENCE GENIUS UNCLE FABULO

IS CONDUCTING WITH HIS WIND MACHINE.

I THOUGHT YOUR UNCLE FABULO

WAS A SHARK TAMER IN THE SECRET UNDERWATER CIRCUS.

NOW WHAT I HAVE TO ASK MYSELF IS

IF YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE GLORNETS

JUST TO THROW ME OFF

OR IF YOU'RE REALLY THAT BAD A PLAYER.

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHAT KIND OF MAN IS JUMBA.

IMPATIENT MAN. 540 GETTING AWAY.

THIS WHAT YOU PLAY FOR, PLEAKLEY.

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THE CHAMP.

GET INSIDE HIS HEAD. ROCK, PAPER, GLORNETS.

THINK, MAN, THINK! YOU CAN DO IT!

OK, HERE GOES.

Both: 1, 2, 3.

PAPER!

GLORNETS CONSUMES PAPER!

I WIN! I WIN!

NO!

NO BOOM? IT WORKED!

OH, JUMBA, YOU ARE A GENIUS!

YOU REALLY ARE A GENIUS.

THE EXPERIMENT IS...

Pleakley: MUTATING? WHAT HAPPENED?

I THOUGHT IT WAS SLEEPY SLEEP OR BOOMY BOOM.

76.3% CHANCE SUCCESS.

23.5% CHANCE BOOM.

THIS WAS OTHER 0.2% CHANCE.

[INHALES]

Pleakley: WHOA!

AAH!

OHH!

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

YEAH. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

WE HAVE TO GET LILO!

DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THE SUN?

I MEAN, REALLY NOTICED IT?

IT'S SO SUNNY.

AND HOW, MAY I ASK, IS THE BEACHING OF YOUR BUM

HELPING YOU TO FIND MY EXPERIMENT?!

YOU'RE AN ADORABLE LITTLE FIGMENT, AREN'T YOU?

ADORABLE?!

I AM POWERFUL AND FURIOUS!

625, IS YOUR MIND THINKING

WHAT MY VAST BRAIN IS THINKING?

UH, KICK HIM IN THE REAR?

UHH! UHH!

[COUGHS] YOU MISERABLE TROG!

I'M GOING TO--WAIT.

THAT ACTUALLY HURT, NOT IMAGINARY HURT.

YOU'RE REAL! BINGO.

AND WHAT PRIZE DO WE HAVE

FOR THE BIG, UGLY BOY IN THE BEACH TRUNKS?

[SIGHS] I WAS REALLY HOPING I WAS UNCLE CHESTER.

HIS LIFE HAD SOME MODICUM OF MEANING.

BUT I SEE NOW THAT I'M [SIGHS] GANTU.

YES, AND YOU'RE "GANTU" GET ME MY EXPERIMENT

BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TO CAVE WIPER

AT THE INTERGALACTIC HOME FOR SEASICK ANIMALS!

EVERYBODY, BACK IN THE STUDIO!

STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!

NANI TAUGHT ME WHAT TO DO IN A HURRICANE.

THAT'S NOT A HURRICANE, IT'S A--

IS EXPERIMENT 540 GONE ENGLOBULATRON.

WHAT?

JUMBA INVENTED A NEW THING,

BUT THEN IT MADE THAT THING

INTO A BIG THING!

540 MUST BE STOPPED OR WILL DESTROY ENTIRE ISLAND

WITH MIGHTY WIND!

AMBER, WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

Lilo: OH, UM, THIS IS MY AUNT ATHENIA,

AND, UM, UNCLE...

JUMBA!

JUMBA.

Lilo: THEY'RE FROM OUT OF TOWN.

WE HAVE RELATIVES DROPPING IN ALL THE TIME.

OUT OF MY WAY, TROGS.

YOUR FAMILY JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER.

THEY'RE NOT WEIRD!

WE'RE JUST A LITTLE...DIFFERENT.

WHATEVER. ARE WE GOING INSIDE OR WHAT?

NO. I HAVE AN EXPERIMENT TO CATCH.

UNH! OOF!

IS THERE ANY WAY TO DIS-ENGLOBULATRON THE EXPERIMENT?

EFFECT WILL WEAR OFF WHEN GOES TO SLEEP,

BUT, HEH, 540 IS NOT LOOKING SO TIRED JUST NOW.

SIC HIM, BOY!

RRARR!

UNH!

LOOK OUT!

HUH?

ACHA BOKA MOPA!

[GRUNTING]

UNH! OOF!

WHOA! AAH!

[GASPS] [GASPS]

HI. CAN I COWER IN HERE WITH YOU?

AAH! AAH!

[ROARS]

STITCH!

BABA EEBA.

[STITCH SINGING LULLABY]

WAY TO GO, STITCH!

STITCH? I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS WENCESLAUS.

AND THAT HE WASN'T A FREAKISH MUTANT WITH 4 ARMS.

YEAH. SEE, THE THING ABOUT THAT IS...

THERE IS NO AMBER PINEAPPLE.

MY NAME IS LILO AND THAT'S MY DOG STITCH.

HI!

Lilo: AND THAT'S PLEAKLEY AND JUMBA.

THEY REALLY ARE MY FAMILY,

BUT WE DON'T OWN A PINEAPPLE COMPANY.

I ONLY PRETENDED TO BE WHO I WASN'T

BECAUSE I WANTED TO FIT IN.

SO YOU'RE NOT A RICH PINEAPPLE HEIRESS?

NOPE.

OK, THEN YOU'RE JUST WEIRD.

YEAH, BUT I'M GOOD WITH THAT.

HUH?

GRRR!

UH, I'LL JUST SAVE THIS FOR THE NEXT ONE, THEN.

[WIND BLOWING]

I THINK I'M GONNA CALL HIM "PHOON."

HUH?

LIKE TYPHOON, ONLY CUTER.

HOW'S IT COMING, JUMBA?

PLASMATIC ENGLOBULATRON IS NO MORE.

IT SEEMS NEW AND IMPROVED WAS NOT MUCH IMPROVED.

Lilo: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

I'D RATHER BE THE OLD LILO THAN THE NEW AMBER.

PRETENDING TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE IS JUST TOO MUCH HARD WORK.

Hamsterviel: WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME

WITH THIS SILLY TIME-WASTING BOARD-SURFING?

WHERE ARE MY EXPERIMENTS, GANTU? GANTU!

I DON'T WANT TO BE GANTU.

GANTU GETS YELLED AT AND HIT ON THE HEAD WITH COCONUT TREES.

I WANT TO BE UNCLE CHESTER.

COWABUNGA!

COME BACK HERE!

TURN AROUND WHILE I AM RANTING MY RANTS AT YOU!

I AM NOT DONE RANTING! GANTU!