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But it's a fun one. 7 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:27,444 It even has a musical guest. 8 00:00:33,285 --> 00:00:34,743 - Why is Rachel wishing everyone 9 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:37,246 a happy International Daughters Day? 10 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:39,367 Do you think she's dating a new woman with a daughter? 11 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:41,083 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:44,170 Rachel's gonna be a sexy stepmom, and I'm gonna die alone! 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,256 - So, Ellen's gone mad since breaking up with Rachel. 14 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:49,508 - Ellen, I think you need a phone break. 15 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:51,343 - Yeah, she's not the only one. 16 00:00:57,893 --> 00:01:00,728 - Oh! Which Power Ranger am I? 17 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:01,771 - Enough! 18 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:05,149 We need a break! An entire day with no phones, 19 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,775 no screens, no internet. 20 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:07,652 Who's with me? 21 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,071 Hey! 22 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:13,033 Now Charlie has to clean that up. 23 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:15,492 - Come on! Anyone? 24 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:17,037 - Fine. I'm in. 25 00:01:17,996 --> 00:01:19,998 Whole day with no Internet. Ha! 26 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:24,376 On an unrelated note, does anyone know if they still make porno magazines? 27 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:25,670 - Sid, gimme. 28 00:01:27,589 --> 00:01:29,506 Done. 29 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:31,467 - Mm. Anybody else? 30 00:01:31,468 --> 00:01:33,719 - Yeah, I'm in. - Won't even be hard for me. 31 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,055 Unlike the rest of you losers, I'm not a prisoner to my phone. 32 00:01:36,056 --> 00:01:38,225 'Cause I read novels. And I write music. 33 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:40,476 And I think. - Hm... 34 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:42,144 - Also, I got my first date with Parker tonight, 35 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,395 and I never use my phone on dates 36 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,899 because I like to be present, to observe... 37 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:47,524 and slay. 38 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:48,525 - Hoo! 39 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:49,526 Dude! - Ooh... 40 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:51,654 - You're going out with the cute gym teacher from your school? 41 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:55,157 - Mm-hmm. I just did a cool, casual ask a colleague out, 42 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,700 ran it up the flagpole with HR, 43 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:59,078 filled out the requisite paperwork, was assigned my witness, 44 00:01:59,079 --> 00:02:00,119 and invited her to dinner. 45 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,457 - Hey, Val. You with us? 46 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:06,335 - The Taupe Ranger? Who the hell is that? 47 00:02:06,336 --> 00:02:07,878 Hey! What the... - I'm invoking 48 00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:09,213 my BFF power of attorney. 49 00:02:09,214 --> 00:02:11,090 Sid, put these in the bar safe. 50 00:02:11,091 --> 00:02:14,385 At midnight, we'll all meet back here, collect our phones, 51 00:02:14,386 --> 00:02:16,638 and toast to our glorious device-free day! 52 00:02:18,557 --> 00:02:21,809 - So... what do we do now? 53 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,311 - Just sit here. 54 00:02:24,354 --> 00:02:25,605 Alone. 55 00:02:26,356 --> 00:02:28,233 With our thoughts. 56 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,736 - Quick, somebody say something. I don't do well alone with my thoughts. 57 00:02:32,571 --> 00:02:33,613 Oh no. Here they come. 58 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:41,495 - What's wrong? You look great. 59 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:42,913 - I know, 60 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:45,667 but I can't post a selfie, so no one will ever know. 61 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:48,544 - I got my first paycheck. 62 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:50,629 But, I can't use my phone, so we have to go deposit it 63 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:52,047 the old-fashioned way. 64 00:02:54,926 --> 00:02:57,136 What a great phone-free walk that was! 65 00:02:57,137 --> 00:02:59,138 I waltzed with a doorman. 66 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:01,307 I waved to a dog in a stroller. 67 00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:03,851 I nodded thoughtfully at a mural to show 68 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:05,811 that I supported its political message. 69 00:03:05,812 --> 00:03:07,187 Is your eye twitching? 70 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:09,607 - Gah! We should have gotten pagers to ease the comedown! 71 00:03:09,608 --> 00:03:11,317 Val, just breathe. 72 00:03:11,318 --> 00:03:14,987 Okay, you need to lean in to phone-free life. Just... 73 00:03:14,988 --> 00:03:17,823 take in this bank with me. Oh, my God. 74 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:20,576 It's a pen on a chain! 75 00:03:20,577 --> 00:03:23,120 - Fine. I'll take in the bank. 76 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:24,539 Okay. 77 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:26,541 - Clock. 78 00:03:27,876 --> 00:03:29,251 Door. - Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,586 Uh... 80 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:32,213 Lance Bass and Joey Fatone. 81 00:03:32,214 --> 00:03:33,089 Wait, what? 82 00:03:35,217 --> 00:03:37,009 - Holy shit. Holy shit. 83 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,928 Oh, my God, it's 40% of NSYNC. 84 00:03:38,929 --> 00:03:40,512 Oh, my God. 85 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:43,140 They still hang out together. They still bank together. 86 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:45,726 Oh, my God, if we go to more banks, do you think we can collect them all? 87 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:48,187 - G-God! I love NSYNC! 88 00:03:48,188 --> 00:03:51,190 Stridex Medicated Acne Pads Presents The Monsters of Pop Tour 89 00:03:51,191 --> 00:03:53,150 was my first concert! 90 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:56,153 - Uh-uh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't try to out-NSYNC fan me. 91 00:03:56,154 --> 00:03:58,572 I learned how to masturbate to Digital Get Down. 92 00:03:58,573 --> 00:04:02,076 - W-We have to go talk to them. W-What do we do? What do we do?! 93 00:04:02,077 --> 00:04:04,120 - Brush their hair out of their eyes and kiss 'em. 94 00:04:10,502 --> 00:04:13,295 - Um... I think you dropped this? 95 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:16,590 - Did I? - Oh, silly old me. 96 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:21,303 - We're new to in-person banking, so we just didn't realize how... 97 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,013 slippery the pens are. 98 00:04:24,641 --> 00:04:25,849 - Y'all are funny. 99 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,810 - I don't mean to brag, but my friends did call me 100 00:04:27,811 --> 00:04:29,562 the laughingstock of our high school. 101 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:33,857 - That's sad. But, look at you now. 102 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:34,984 I mean, you're a banking beauty. 103 00:04:34,985 --> 00:04:37,194 - Oh, that's good. - Right? Song. 104 00:04:37,195 --> 00:04:39,822 - ♪ She's a banking beauty ♪ 105 00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:42,866 ♪ Doing her financial duty ♪ 106 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:46,997 - ♪ And her friend is a total... cutie! ♪ 107 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:50,165 I don't know, is this real life? 108 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,293 So , so... 109 00:04:52,294 --> 00:04:54,628 W-W-What are you guys doing at the bank? 110 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:57,006 - I don't trust mobile deposits. 111 00:04:57,007 --> 00:04:59,049 People are too dependent on their phones nowadays. 112 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,802 - Oh, my God, we're in the middle of a phone-free challenge right now. 113 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:02,803 - That's so cool. 114 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:04,889 - It was my idea. - Oh, nice. 115 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:08,225 Well, uh, if you wanna do something without your phones tonight, 116 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:10,436 we're going to a party. Would you guys like to come? 117 00:05:11,688 --> 00:05:13,981 I mean , yeah, sure, I guess. 118 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:15,274 - Yeah, I'm down. - Alright, great. 119 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:18,402 It's at the old bologna factory. - See you there? 120 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:20,988 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, not if we see you first. 121 00:05:20,989 --> 00:05:22,823 But you probably won't 'cause we're really short. 122 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:24,867 There's gonna be lots of people there. 123 00:05:24,868 --> 00:05:26,744 - ♪ Well, can't wait to hang ♪ 124 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:28,495 ♪ Banking beauties ♪ 125 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,080 - Alright, buddy, it's over, alright? 126 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:31,749 We have some errands to do. We gotta go to Meineke. 127 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,667 We gotta go to the post office. Let's go. 128 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:35,961 - Well, c-can we still go to Jamba Juice? 129 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:37,546 - We'll see. 130 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:40,758 - "We'll see" means no. Lance, you always say that! 131 00:05:43,053 --> 00:05:46,764 - Can't believe we're gonna party with NSYNC at the old bologna factory! 132 00:05:46,765 --> 00:05:48,307 - I know, I know, I know, I know! 133 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:50,059 Where is the old bologna factory? 134 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:52,102 - No idea. I thought you knew. - Nuh-uh. 135 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,646 I didn't want Lance to think we were dumb. 136 00:05:53,647 --> 00:05:55,439 I mean, he almost went to space. - Mm! 137 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,399 Uh, we'll just look it up. 138 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,776 How? 139 00:05:58,777 --> 00:06:01,946 H-H-How do people find stuff without the internet?! 140 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:07,869 So, this is a library. 141 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:10,538 What's that smell? 142 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:12,790 - Knowledge. 143 00:06:15,293 --> 00:06:17,670 - I am telling you, a spa day 144 00:06:17,671 --> 00:06:19,797 is the perfect way to take your mind off Rachel. 145 00:06:19,798 --> 00:06:22,424 We have cucumber water, face masks, 146 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,426 essential oil diffuser. Huh? 147 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,220 Guess the smell. Go on. 148 00:06:26,221 --> 00:06:27,806 It's tea tree! 149 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:32,143 - The FedEx guy just left a giant box at Rachel's door. 150 00:06:32,686 --> 00:06:34,688 No signature required. 151 00:06:35,313 --> 00:06:36,814 Interesting. - Ellen... 152 00:06:36,815 --> 00:06:38,732 - I bet it's that mini-trampoline she's always wanted. 153 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:40,609 Maybe, she'll come over and ask me if I wanna jump on it, 154 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:41,986 and then I'll say, "Take me back forever says what?" 155 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:44,238 And then she'll say, "What?" And then she'll take me back. 156 00:06:44,239 --> 00:06:46,198 And then we'll bounce and bounce forever and ever and ever. 157 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,284 - Okay! This madness ends now. 158 00:06:48,285 --> 00:06:51,036 We are going to have a nice, relaxing spa day, 159 00:06:51,037 --> 00:06:53,497 stop obsessing over Rachel whether you like it 160 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:54,498 or not. 161 00:06:54,499 --> 00:06:55,749 - Sucker! 162 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,168 I can still see through the crack. 163 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:00,463 Right. 164 00:07:01,882 --> 00:07:03,132 Do not make me tape you, too. 165 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:04,592 - Oh, my God. 166 00:07:06,845 --> 00:07:09,805 - Well, thank you for picking a vegetarian place for me. 167 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:11,223 You know, I was just reading in the Atlantic 168 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:13,601 that most of the world's population will have to give up meat 169 00:07:13,602 --> 00:07:15,644 by 2100 because of climate change. 170 00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:17,229 - Yeah. - Interesting. 171 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:18,230 Huh. 172 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:20,024 That is interesting, 173 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:21,609 but you don't know anything about it. 174 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:23,235 Go to the bathroom and google climate change 175 00:07:23,236 --> 00:07:25,154 so she thinks you're interesting, too. 176 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:27,573 You can't. You don't have your phone. Huh. 177 00:07:27,574 --> 00:07:29,658 That's okay, big guy. You don't need your phone. 178 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:32,661 You're a great conversationalist. A raconteur. 179 00:07:32,662 --> 00:07:35,080 Well, I'll be dead by 2100. 180 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:40,212 And so will you. I mean, you know, you'll be dead for sure, so... 181 00:07:41,213 --> 00:07:43,797 - I mean, yeah, I-I hope so. 182 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,966 I would not look cute at 110. 183 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:48,636 You're not a raconteur. You're an idiot! 184 00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:50,430 You just told her when she'd be dead by. 185 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:52,264 - Evening, you two. 186 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:54,266 Let me tell you about our specials tonight. 187 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:55,601 You can turn this around. 188 00:07:55,602 --> 00:07:57,895 You just read that Esquire article about surefire ways 189 00:07:57,896 --> 00:07:59,730 to impress a woman on a first date. 190 00:07:59,731 --> 00:08:00,940 What were some of them? 191 00:08:00,941 --> 00:08:02,441 Pull out her chair! She's already sitting. 192 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:05,236 Be fun! Uh, be generous! Yes, that's it. Be generous! 193 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:06,738 We'll take all of them! 194 00:08:07,906 --> 00:08:09,448 - All six of the specials? 195 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:11,117 Are you sure? - Yep! 196 00:08:11,785 --> 00:08:13,661 I'm just a fun... 197 00:08:13,662 --> 00:08:16,164 try-a-lot-of-stuff kinda guy. 198 00:08:16,748 --> 00:08:19,029 And give us your best bottle of champagne. 199 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,501 - Right away. 200 00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:23,170 - Hey, it's on me. I gotta keep racking up these points 201 00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:24,922 if I'm ever gonna make it to Quebec City. 202 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:26,840 She laughed! 203 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,342 She loved your Quebec City joke! 204 00:08:28,343 --> 00:08:31,011 You're crushing this, and she's gonna think you're hot shit 205 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:32,846 when you slap your card down... 206 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:34,431 Your credit card's in your phone case. 207 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:37,851 You have no way of paying for this dinner, you stupid idiot. 208 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,152 - Here it is. 209 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:48,779 The answer to all of our problems. 210 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:52,742 A Complete History of Manhattan's Meat Factories, Volume Two. 211 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,369 Do you know how I got this? 212 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:57,539 One of the grandmas who worked here climbed a ladder. 213 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,043 This book is gonna take us straight to NSYNC. 214 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:04,837 Okay. 215 00:09:04,838 --> 00:09:06,338 B... 216 00:09:06,339 --> 00:09:09,675 for bologna factory... 217 00:09:09,676 --> 00:09:11,844 Hm. - What? 218 00:09:11,845 --> 00:09:14,848 - There's, like, dozens of old bologna factories. 219 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,643 Who knew New York was such a hub for deli meat? 220 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:22,980 - I'm never gonna get to hook up with Lance Bass, am I? 221 00:09:22,981 --> 00:09:24,273 - Val. 222 00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:25,692 He's famously gay. 223 00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:28,444 - Lance Bass? 224 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:31,530 No! He dated Topanga. - Oh, my God. 225 00:09:31,531 --> 00:09:34,950 If I had my phone right now, I would show you Lance's beautiful husband. 226 00:09:34,951 --> 00:09:36,493 - If I had my phone, 227 00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:38,746 I would google where the bologna factory is! 228 00:09:38,747 --> 00:09:41,874 - Well, you don't have your phone because we made a pact. 229 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,169 - You know what? Screw the pact. I didn't DocuSign shit! 230 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:51,217 - See? We are so relaxed, we look like the women 231 00:09:51,218 --> 00:09:53,510 in the "after" part of an antidepressant commercial. 232 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:56,722 - Mm-hmm. Totally relaxed over here. 233 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:06,523 Charlie? 234 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:09,610 I think we need to take this spa day to the next level. 235 00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:11,654 - Massages? Well, I am open to it, 236 00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,614 - but your hands are so tiny and cold. - No. 237 00:10:13,615 --> 00:10:15,075 Sensory deprivation. 238 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,202 To truly disconnect and relax, 239 00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:19,703 we need to block out the world. 240 00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:21,664 Busy Philipps said on her podcast 241 00:10:21,665 --> 00:10:23,958 that she does a sensory deprivation spa day 242 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,834 whenever she's stressed. 243 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:27,962 - Well, I trust anyone that was in the film White Chicks. 244 00:10:27,963 --> 00:10:29,714 Right. I'm in. 245 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:34,970 - Ah. 246 00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:37,430 Charlie? 247 00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:40,517 Charlie... 248 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:43,186 Charlie! 249 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:49,859 Oh, damn it. 250 00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:05,583 Oop. 251 00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:11,088 Don't panic. You've got this. 252 00:11:11,089 --> 00:11:14,091 Just call a friend to come spot you a few hundred bucks. 253 00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:15,593 Think, Jesse. Think! 254 00:11:15,594 --> 00:11:18,096 Just call any phone number you know by heart. 255 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:24,184 This is 88.1 WESU-FM, 256 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:27,314 Wesleyan University's number-one radio station. 257 00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:31,981 - Can you play Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood? 258 00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:36,614 Okay. Just go tell Parker the truth. 259 00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,657 She'll spot you for dinner, you'll pay her back, 260 00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:40,200 and one day, you'll laugh about this. 261 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,536 A story to tell the grandkids. Who knows? 262 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:44,539 Maybe we will live till we're 110! 263 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:49,001 Nope. You can't tell her. Damn it. 264 00:11:49,002 --> 00:11:51,212 You could have memorized your credit card number, Jesse, 265 00:11:51,213 --> 00:11:54,216 instead of Coach Taylor's speech from the Friday Night Lights pilot. 266 00:11:59,888 --> 00:12:02,598 - Sid, I need my phone back. - Sid, give me back my phone now. 267 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:04,850 - Sid, do not give her her phone, or her. 268 00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:05,851 God, you guys are weak. 269 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:08,354 I am not gonna let you quit this like you quit our ballet lesson! 270 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:10,357 - My toes were bloody stumps! 271 00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:14,693 - Okay, I'm only giving phones back in case of absolute emergencies. 272 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:17,071 So, Ellen, state your emergency. 273 00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:18,697 - I have to know what Rachel is doing. 274 00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:21,325 Like, what if she posts one of those TikTok videos that goes, 275 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,579 "One thing about me is..." I wanna know what the thing is. 276 00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:27,873 - Request denied. - I hate you. 277 00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:29,333 You're the meanest person I've ever met, 278 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,835 and I rode in an elevator with Rachael Ray. 279 00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:32,876 - What did Rachael Ray do? 280 00:12:33,547 --> 00:12:36,298 Hey! Hey. What did Rachael Ray do?! 281 00:12:36,299 --> 00:12:38,300 - My thing is an emergency. 282 00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:40,427 Sophie and I need to find an old bologna factory, 283 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:43,389 so we can go to a party with NSYNC! 284 00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,850 - You mean the Schmitz Meatpacking Warehouse on 14th Street? 285 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,727 Yeah, it's an old bologna factory that's an event space now. 286 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,854 - How do you know that?! - Seriously? 287 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:52,898 I know I sound like a broken record, 288 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,276 but there is nothing I love more 289 00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:58,738 than an old processed meat factory. Mm. 290 00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,284 - I must have not been there for that. 291 00:13:03,285 --> 00:13:05,911 - Come on. Let's go party with NSYNC! 292 00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,580 - Okay, let's! SOPHIE: Wait, wait, wait. 293 00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:10,667 Why are you coming? - Do you like NSYNC? 294 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,961 - Seriously? 295 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,507 Oh, this? 296 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:21,427 Just an exact replica of Justin Timberlake's iconic 297 00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:24,013 American Music Awards red carpet look. 298 00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:26,516 And I know. I sound like a broken record, but, uh... 299 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:28,894 I'm an NSYNC superfan. 300 00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:33,314 - Huh. I have no memory of that either. 301 00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:35,357 - Me neither. I definitely wasn't there. 302 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,196 Lance and Joey! Lance, Lance and Joey! 303 00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:49,873 - Come on! 304 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:52,542 Dah! 305 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:02,384 I can't believe we're gonna party with NSYNC! 306 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,803 But do you think we're all going to do the 307 00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:07,349 It's Gonna Be Me choreography together later? 308 00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:10,601 - Should I go practice? I think, I... Yeah, I'm gonna go practice. 309 00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:12,682 Oh, my God, wait. There they are. 310 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:15,815 Oh! 311 00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:22,154 - They are not NSYNC. 312 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:24,365 They're just... dudes. 313 00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:25,783 What? 314 00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:27,076 No, no, no, no, wait. 315 00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,827 We... We saw them! 316 00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:32,165 - Lance called us "y'all." They made up a song about us! 317 00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:34,750 - We were so blinded by the thrill of being off our phones 318 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:37,712 that we let two random dudes sing to us at the bank. 319 00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,423 Ew! 320 00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:43,509 - Ugh, this would've never happened 321 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,845 if I had been able to Google Image "Joey Fatone 2023." 322 00:14:46,846 --> 00:14:49,139 - I cannot believe you got me excited for nothing! 323 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,643 Like, I am never, ever gonna get over... 324 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:53,894 Oh, my God. 325 00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:56,398 Are those original stainless steel meat extruders? 326 00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:59,358 - Listen, I really thought that getting off our phones 327 00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:02,112 was gonna lead to some magical reconnection with the real world. 328 00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:04,613 - Um... 329 00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:07,617 Soph, I don't trust my eyes without my phone anymore but, uh... 330 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,327 I think that's Ian. 331 00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:28,262 - Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, Parker! Where are you going? 332 00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:30,431 I'm leaving, Jesse. 333 00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:33,310 You left me here for half an hour with enough food for six people. 334 00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,103 Everyone here thought I was stood up by my whole family, 335 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,646 which is a thing that's happened to me before. 336 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,107 So thank you so much for making me relive my 14th birthday. 337 00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:41,692 - Wait, hold on, Parker, wait, wait, wait. Look, look, look, look, look. 338 00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:42,568 I'm sorry, okay? 339 00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:45,237 I just, after we ordered, I realized I forgot my credit card. 340 00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:47,781 - Oh. Why didn't you just tell me that? 341 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:49,700 - Because I already ordered all this food. 342 00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,160 - Why did you do that? 343 00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:52,661 - Because I really like you, okay? 344 00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:55,205 And I felt like my conversation skills were sucking, 345 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,583 and I was trying to distract you by being fun and generous, 346 00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,418 like a... like a medieval king. 347 00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:02,963 - Jesse, medieval kings are notoriously terrible people. I mean, historically... 348 00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,216 - Please don't say anything interesting about medieval kings, okay? 349 00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:07,218 'Cause I'm not gonna have anything interesting to say back, 350 00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:08,979 and I'm just gonna end up ordering more food. 351 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,598 - Okay. Don't worry. 352 00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:14,684 I got this. - You... got this? 353 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,650 What... What are you... 354 00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:25,091 - Well, it doesn't work if the hair is the same color as mine. 355 00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:27,781 Uh, excuse me, sir! 356 00:16:29,658 --> 00:16:31,826 Yeah, this is so disgusting. 357 00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:35,120 I think I'm gonna be sick. 358 00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:38,375 Wait till I tell my followers about this. One of whom is Taye Diggs. 359 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,834 - I am so sorry. 360 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,503 Let me go speak with the manager. 361 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:45,799 Your meal will be completely comped I'm sure. 362 00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,678 - So, you're, like... 363 00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:51,804 a little insane, huh? 364 00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:53,681 - Oh, yeah. I'm totally nuts. 365 00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:56,475 I sat here for 30 minutes while you ran around the city. 366 00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,186 - How are you? 367 00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:00,729 How are things? 368 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,232 - I'm good. Really good. 369 00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:04,441 Now that I'm working at Columbia, 370 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,945 I feel like I finally have my feet on solid ground. 371 00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:10,155 Probably because I'm not working on a boat anymore, 372 00:17:10,156 --> 00:17:11,157 but mostly because... 373 00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:14,285 I think I'm back in the city for good. 374 00:17:14,286 --> 00:17:15,287 - Oh. 375 00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:18,707 - Hey. 376 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:20,833 Sophie, 377 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,961 this is my girlfriend, Kiana. - Hi, nice to meet you. 378 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:27,089 Kiana, hey. Such a pretty name. 379 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,299 - Yeah. - Thank you. 380 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,010 And the name Ian is in Kiana. 381 00:17:31,011 --> 00:17:33,512 - Yeah. - So, Ian is in Kiana! 382 00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:35,974 Or he will be later! 383 00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:39,018 I think I'm gonna go. 384 00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:46,191 Excuse me. Excuse me. 385 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,070 What's going on? 386 00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,114 - The landlord was stealing gas from next door, 387 00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:53,909 and some idiot busted the line. 388 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:59,330 - I bet the idiot was probably on a really valid emotional journey. 389 00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:01,624 - Either way, they caused a very dangerous gas leak. 390 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,710 - I did?! I mean, they did? My roommate is up there! 391 00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,587 - Nah, we evacuated the building. 392 00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:09,506 Knocked on the door, sent out emergency texts. 393 00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:12,301 He'd have to be doing some hardcore sensory deprivation to miss all that. 394 00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:14,095 Is that smoke? 395 00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:22,061 - ♪ And I... ♪ 396 00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:26,982 ♪ Will always love you ♪ 397 00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:30,861 ♪ I will always ♪ 398 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,780 ♪ Love you ♪ 399 00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:38,077 ♪ I will always ♪ 400 00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:41,247 ♪ Love you ♪ 401 00:18:41,248 --> 00:18:44,625 ♪ I will always ♪ 402 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:49,421 ♪ Love you ♪ 403 00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:52,216 ♪ I will always... ♪ 404 00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:54,218 I always thought 405 00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,053 that thing about how a mom's adrenaline 406 00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:58,639 can lift a car off a baby was a myth, but look at me. 407 00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,807 I'm a supermom! 408 00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:02,810 - And I'm the helpless little cutie that inspired you! 409 00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:03,811 You know what? 410 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,564 If Rachel doesn't wanna be with someone who loves so hard 411 00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:09,149 that she'd risk dying in a gas leak of her own design 412 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,776 to save a friend, that's on her! 413 00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,361 - Hell yeah, it is! 414 00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:14,989 I'm sorry I called your hands small and cold. 415 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,865 They're strong. 416 00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:18,577 And cold. - Yeah. 417 00:19:21,705 --> 00:19:23,498 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 418 00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:27,752 I'm happy for him. 419 00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:31,046 - Sophie, this is Ian. 420 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:34,217 Getting blindsided by him with some new girl has to hurt a little bit. 421 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,969 - Actually, I wasn't blindsided at all. 422 00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,429 I knew all about Kiana, 423 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:41,558 the public defender who has a three-legged cat, does hot yoga... 424 00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:43,726 - Oh? - From Ian's Insta. 425 00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:45,645 - Oh... - Yeah. 426 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:48,857 Pretty much everyone that I've dated is in a relationship. 427 00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:50,567 Oscar. 428 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,571 Robert. 429 00:19:57,616 --> 00:20:00,409 There was a cute girl in Drew's Insta story. 430 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:02,328 Turns out, she's just a handsy cousin. 431 00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:05,539 Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 432 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,875 Our moms are sisters! 433 00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,793 - Probably pretty soon, I'm gonna see a picture 434 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,546 of Jesse with this Parker girl in, like, a photo booth 435 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:15,634 with a caption like, "I think I'll keep him." Ugh... 436 00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:20,095 - So the real reason you wanted this no-phones day... 437 00:20:20,096 --> 00:20:21,097 - Yes, I needed a break. 438 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,766 Just one day off 439 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,477 from feeling like everyone is just moving forward, 440 00:20:26,478 --> 00:20:27,811 and I'm stuck. 441 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,147 Standing still. 442 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,900 - It's funny. You needed an escape from your phone, 443 00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:34,736 and I use mine to escape. 444 00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:37,821 When I scroll, my brain turns off, and I stop wondering 445 00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:40,992 when I'll meet anyone I like as much as I like Charlie. 446 00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,620 - Why haven't we told each other this stuff sooner? 447 00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:46,539 Oh, my God! 448 00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:50,543 My No Phone Day did help us reconnect with the world 449 00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:52,504 'cause I reconnected with you. 450 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,880 You are my world 451 00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:58,343 - Sophie, please don't say things to my face you wouldn't text me. 452 00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,387 You're my best friend, and I love you. 453 00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:02,389 God! 454 00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:08,269 Five, four, three, two, one! Midnight! 455 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,354 - Happy everyone gets their phone back! 456 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:12,022 Yes. SOPHIE: Honestly, 457 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,401 you know what? I thought it was a really good day. 458 00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:17,152 Right? Like, we should get off our phones more often. 459 00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,033 - Oh! Parker texted me! 460 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:25,829 She just got home, and she's already missing ya boy! 461 00:21:27,247 --> 00:21:30,834 - Probably 'cause she's never heard you say "ya boy" before. 462 00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:33,294 - No... No! - What? 463 00:21:33,295 --> 00:21:35,170 Look! LANCE BASS : What's up, y'all? 464 00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,840 We're partying here at Schmidt's Meatpacking Warehouse! 465 00:21:38,842 --> 00:21:41,260 - Where are the girls we met at the bank? I bet the blonde can dance. 466 00:21:41,261 --> 00:21:44,722 - Ah, seriously. My husband's already okayed the other one as my hall pass. 467 00:21:47,893 --> 00:21:50,477 - The pain still feels fresh. 468 00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:52,479 ♪ Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC playing ♪ 469 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,607 ♪ Don't wanna be a fool for you ♪ 470 00:21:54,608 --> 00:21:58,068 ♪ Just another player in your game for two ♪ 471 00:21:58,069 --> 00:22:01,238 ♪ You may hate me, but it ain't no lie ♪ 472 00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:03,574 ♪ Baby, bye bye bye ♪ 473 00:22:03,575 --> 00:22:05,910 ♪ Don't really wanna make it tough ♪ 474 00:22:05,911 --> 00:22:09,038 ♪ Just wanna tell you that I had enough ♪ 475 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:12,416 ♪ It might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie ♪ 476 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:15,002 ♪ Baby, bye bye bye ♪ 477 00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,837 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 478 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:21,509 ♪ You just hit me with the truth, now... ♪ 36132

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