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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba, da-da-da-da-da-da
da-da-da ♪
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- Son, back in the day,
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my friends and I spent way
too much time on our phones.
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Is this another tangent?
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- Yes! But it's a fun one.
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It even has a musical guest.
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- Why is Rachel wishing everyone
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a happy International
Daughters Day?
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Do you think she's dating a
new woman with a daughter?
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Oh, my God.
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Rachel's gonna be a sexy
stepmom, and I'm gonna die alone!
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- So, Ellen's gone mad since
breaking up with Rachel.
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- Ellen, I think you
need a phone break.
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- Yeah, she's not the only one.
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- Oh! Which Power Ranger am I?
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- Enough!
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We need a break! An
entire day with no phones,
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no screens, no internet.
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Who's with me?
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Hey!
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Now Charlie has
to clean that up.
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- Come on! Anyone?
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- Fine. I'm in.
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Whole day with no Internet. Ha!
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On an unrelated note, does anyone know
if they still make porno magazines?
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- Sid, gimme.
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Done.
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- Mm. Anybody else?
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- Yeah, I'm in.
- Won't even be hard for me.
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Unlike the rest of you losers,
I'm not a prisoner to my phone.
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'Cause I read novels.
And I write music.
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And I think.
- Hm...
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- Also, I got my first
date with Parker tonight,
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and I never use
my phone on dates
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because I like to be
present, to observe...
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and slay.
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- Hoo!
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Dude!
- Ooh...
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- You're going out with the cute
gym teacher from your school?
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- Mm-hmm. I just did a cool,
casual ask a colleague out,
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ran it up the flagpole with HR,
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filled out the requisite
paperwork, was assigned my witness,
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and invited her to dinner.
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- Hey, Val. You with us?
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- The Taupe Ranger?
Who the hell is that?
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Hey! What the...
- I'm invoking
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my BFF power of attorney.
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Sid, put these in the bar safe.
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At midnight, we'll all meet
back here, collect our phones,
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and toast to our
glorious device-free day!
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- So... what do we do now?
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- Just sit here.
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Alone.
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With our thoughts.
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- Quick, somebody say something. I
don't do well alone with my thoughts.
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Oh no. Here they come.
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- What's wrong? You look great.
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- I know,
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but I can't post a selfie,
so no one will ever know.
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- I got my first paycheck.
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But, I can't use my phone,
so we have to go deposit it
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the old-fashioned way.
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What a great phone-free
walk that was!
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I waltzed with a doorman.
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I waved to a dog in a stroller.
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I nodded thoughtfully
at a mural to show
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that I supported its
political message.
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Is your eye twitching?
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- Gah! We should have gotten
pagers to ease the comedown!
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Val, just breathe.
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Okay, you need to lean in
to phone-free life. Just...
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take in this bank
with me. Oh, my God.
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It's a pen on a chain!
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- Fine. I'll take in the bank.
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Okay.
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- Clock.
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Door.
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh...
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Lance Bass and Joey Fatone.
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Wait, what?
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- Holy shit. Holy shit.
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Oh, my God, it's 40% of NSYNC.
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Oh, my God.
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They still hang out together.
They still bank together.
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Oh, my God, if we go to more banks,
do you think we can collect them all?
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- G-God! I love NSYNC!
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Stridex Medicated Acne Pads
Presents The Monsters of Pop Tour
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was my first concert!
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- Uh-uh, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't try to out-NSYNC fan me.
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I learned how to masturbate
to Digital Get Down.
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- W-We have to go talk to them.
W-What do we do? What do we do?!
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- Brush their hair out of
their eyes and kiss 'em.
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- Um... I think
you dropped this?
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- Did I?
- Oh, silly old me.
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- We're new to in-person banking,
so we just didn't realize how...
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slippery the pens are.
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- Y'all are funny.
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- I don't mean to brag,
but my friends did call me
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the laughingstock
of our high school.
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- That's sad. But,
look at you now.
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I mean, you're a banking beauty.
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- Oh, that's good.
- Right? Song.
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- ♪ She's a banking beauty ♪
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♪ Doing her financial duty ♪
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- ♪ And her friend is
a total... cutie! ♪
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I don't know, is this real life?
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So , so...
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W-W-What are you guys
doing at the bank?
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- I don't trust mobile deposits.
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People are too dependent
on their phones nowadays.
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- Oh, my God, we're in the middle
of a phone-free challenge right now.
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- That's so cool.
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- It was my idea.
- Oh, nice.
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Well, uh, if you wanna do something
without your phones tonight,
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we're going to a party.
Would you guys like to come?
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I mean ,
yeah, sure, I guess.
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- Yeah, I'm down.
- Alright, great.
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It's at the old bologna factory.
- See you there?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,
not if we see you first.
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But you probably won't
'cause we're really short.
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There's gonna be lots of
people there.
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- ♪ Well, can't wait to hang ♪
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♪ Banking beauties ♪
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- Alright, buddy,
it's over, alright?
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We have some errands to
do. We gotta go to Meineke.
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We gotta go to the
post office. Let's go.
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- Well, c-can we still
go to Jamba Juice?
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- We'll see.
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- "We'll see" means no.
Lance, you always say that!
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- Can't believe we're gonna party
with NSYNC at the old bologna factory!
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- I know, I know,
I know, I know!
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Where is the old
bologna factory?
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- No idea. I thought you knew.
- Nuh-uh.
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I didn't want Lance
to think we were dumb.
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I mean, he almost went to space.
- Mm!
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Uh, we'll just look it up.
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How?
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H-H-How do people find
stuff without the internet?!
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So, this is a library.
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What's that smell?
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- Knowledge.
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- I am telling you, a spa day
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is the perfect way to
take your mind off Rachel.
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We have cucumber
water, face masks,
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essential oil diffuser. Huh?
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Guess the smell. Go on.
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It's tea tree!
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- The FedEx guy just left a
giant box at Rachel's door.
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No signature required.
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Interesting.
- Ellen...
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- I bet it's that mini-trampoline
she's always wanted.
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Maybe, she'll come over and
ask me if I wanna jump on it,
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and then I'll say, "Take
me back forever says what?"
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And then she'll say, "What?"
And then she'll take me back.
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And then we'll bounce and bounce
forever and ever and ever.
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- Okay! This madness ends now.
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We are going to have a
nice, relaxing spa day,
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stop obsessing over
Rachel whether you like it
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or not.
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- Sucker!
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I can still see
through the crack.
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Right.
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Do not make me tape you, too.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Well, thank you for picking
a vegetarian place for me.
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You know, I was just
reading in the Atlantic
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that most of the world's population
will have to give up meat
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by 2100 because
of climate change.
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- Yeah.
- Interesting.
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Huh.
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That
is interesting,
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but you don't know
anything about it.
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Go to the bathroom and
google climate change
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so she thinks you're
interesting, too.
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You can't. You don't
have your phone. Huh.
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That's okay, big guy. You
don't need your phone.
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You're a great
conversationalist. A raconteur.
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Well, I'll be dead by 2100.
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And so will you. I mean, you know,
you'll be dead for sure, so...
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- I mean, yeah, I-I hope so.
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I would not look cute at 110.
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You're not a
raconteur. You're an idiot!
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You just told her
when she'd be dead by.
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- Evening, you two.
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Let me tell you about
our specials tonight.
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You can
turn this around.
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You just read that Esquire
article about surefire ways
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to impress a woman
on a first date.
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What were some of them?
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Pull out her chair!
She's already sitting.
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Be fun! Uh, be generous!
Yes, that's it. Be generous!
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We'll take all of them!
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- All six of the specials?
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Are you sure?
- Yep!
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I'm just a fun...
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try-a-lot-of-stuff kinda guy.
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And give us
your best bottle of champagne.
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- Right away.
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- Hey, it's on me. I gotta
keep racking up these points
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if I'm ever gonna make
it to Quebec City.
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She laughed!
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She loved your Quebec City joke!
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You're crushing this, and she's
gonna think you're hot shit
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when you slap your card down...
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Your credit card's
in your phone case.
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You have no way of paying for this
dinner, you stupid idiot.
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- Here it is.
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The answer to all
of our problems.
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A Complete History of Manhattan's
Meat Factories, Volume Two.
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Do you know how I got this?
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One of the grandmas who
worked here climbed a ladder.
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This book is gonna take
us straight to NSYNC.
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Okay.
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B...
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for bologna factory...
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Hm.
- What?
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- There's, like, dozens
of old bologna factories.
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Who knew New York
was such a hub for deli meat?
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- I'm never gonna get to hook
up with Lance Bass, am I?
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- Val.
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He's famously gay.
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- Lance Bass?
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No! He dated Topanga.
- Oh, my God.
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If I had my phone right now, I would
show you Lance's beautiful husband.
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- If I had my phone,
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I would google where
the bologna factory is!
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- Well, you don't have your
phone because we made a pact.
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- You know what? Screw the
pact. I didn't DocuSign shit!
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- See? We are so relaxed,
we look like the women
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in the "after" part of an
antidepressant commercial.
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- Mm-hmm. Totally
relaxed over here.
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Charlie?
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I think we need to take this
spa day to the next level.
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- Massages? Well,
I am open to it,
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- but your hands are so
tiny and cold. - No.
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Sensory deprivation.
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To truly disconnect and relax,
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we need to block out the world.
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Busy Philipps said
on her podcast
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that she does a sensory
deprivation spa day
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whenever she's stressed.
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- Well, I trust anyone that
was in the film White Chicks.
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Right. I'm in.
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- Ah.
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Charlie?
247
00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:40,517
Charlie...
248
00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:43,186
Charlie!
249
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:49,859
Oh, damn it.
250
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:05,583
Oop.
251
00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:11,088
Don't panic.
You've got this.
252
00:11:11,089 --> 00:11:14,091
Just call a friend to come
spot you a few hundred bucks.
253
00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:15,593
Think, Jesse. Think!
254
00:11:15,594 --> 00:11:18,096
Just call any phone
number you know by heart.
255
00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:24,184
This is 88.1 WESU-FM,
256
00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:27,314
Wesleyan University's
number-one radio station.
257
00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:31,981
- Can you play Sweater
Weather by The Neighbourhood?
258
00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:36,614
Okay. Just go
tell Parker the truth.
259
00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,657
She'll spot you for dinner,
you'll pay her back,
260
00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:40,200
and one day, you'll
laugh about this.
261
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,536
A story to tell the
grandkids. Who knows?
262
00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:44,539
Maybe we will live
till we're 110!
263
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:49,001
Nope. You can't
tell her. Damn it.
264
00:11:49,002 --> 00:11:51,212
You could have memorized your
credit card number, Jesse,
265
00:11:51,213 --> 00:11:54,216
instead of Coach Taylor's speech
from the Friday Night Lights pilot.
266
00:11:59,888 --> 00:12:02,598
- Sid, I need my phone back.
- Sid, give me back my phone now.
267
00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:04,850
- Sid, do not give
her her phone, or her.
268
00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:05,851
God, you guys are weak.
269
00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:08,354
I am not gonna let you quit this
like you quit our ballet lesson!
270
00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:10,357
- My toes were bloody stumps!
271
00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:14,693
- Okay, I'm only giving phones back
in case of absolute emergencies.
272
00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:17,071
So, Ellen, state your emergency.
273
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:18,697
- I have to know
what Rachel is doing.
274
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:21,325
Like, what if she posts one of
those TikTok videos that goes,
275
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,579
"One thing about me is..." I
wanna know what the thing is.
276
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:27,873
- Request denied.
- I hate you.
277
00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:29,333
You're the meanest
person I've ever met,
278
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,835
and I rode in an elevator
with Rachael Ray.
279
00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:32,876
- What did Rachael Ray do?
280
00:12:33,547 --> 00:12:36,298
Hey! Hey. What did
Rachael Ray do?!
281
00:12:36,299 --> 00:12:38,300
- My thing is an emergency.
282
00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:40,427
Sophie and I need to find
an old bologna factory,
283
00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:43,389
so we can go to a
party with NSYNC!
284
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,850
- You mean the Schmitz Meatpacking
Warehouse on 14th Street?
285
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,727
Yeah, it's an old bologna factory
that's an event space now.
286
00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,854
- How do you know that?!
- Seriously?
287
00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:52,898
I know I sound like
a broken record,
288
00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,276
but there is nothing I love more
289
00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:58,738
than an old processed
meat factory. Mm.
290
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,284
- I must have not
been there for that.
291
00:13:03,285 --> 00:13:05,911
- Come on. Let's go
party with NSYNC!
292
00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,580
- Okay, let's! SOPHIE:
Wait, wait, wait.
293
00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:10,667
Why are you coming?
- Do you like NSYNC?
294
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,961
- Seriously?
295
00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,507
Oh, this?
296
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:21,427
Just an exact replica of
Justin Timberlake's iconic
297
00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:24,013
American Music Awards
red carpet look.
298
00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:26,516
And I know. I sound like a
broken record, but, uh...
299
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:28,894
I'm an NSYNC superfan.
300
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:33,314
- Huh. I have no
memory of that either.
301
00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:35,357
- Me neither. I
definitely wasn't there.
302
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,196
Lance and Joey!
Lance, Lance and Joey!
303
00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:49,873
- Come on!
304
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:52,542
Dah!
305
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:02,384
I can't believe
we're gonna party with NSYNC!
306
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,803
But do you think we're
all going to do the
307
00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:07,349
It's Gonna Be Me
choreography together later?
308
00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:10,601
- Should I go practice? I think,
I... Yeah, I'm gonna go practice.
309
00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:12,682
Oh, my God, wait. There they are.
310
00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:15,815
Oh!
311
00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:22,154
- They are not NSYNC.
312
00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:24,365
They're just... dudes.
313
00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:25,783
What?
314
00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:27,076
No, no, no, no, wait.
315
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,827
We... We saw them!
316
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:32,165
- Lance called us "y'all."
They made up a song about us!
317
00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:34,750
- We were so blinded by the
thrill of being off our phones
318
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:37,712
that we let two random dudes
sing to us at the bank.
319
00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,423
Ew!
320
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:43,509
- Ugh, this would've
never happened
321
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,845
if I had been able to Google
Image "Joey Fatone 2023."
322
00:14:46,846 --> 00:14:49,139
- I cannot believe you got
me excited for nothing!
323
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,643
Like, I am never,
ever gonna get over...
324
00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:53,894
Oh, my God.
325
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:56,398
Are those original stainless
steel meat extruders?
326
00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:59,358
- Listen, I really thought
that getting off our phones
327
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:02,112
was gonna lead to some magical
reconnection with the real world.
328
00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:04,613
- Um...
329
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:07,617
Soph, I don't trust my eyes
without my phone anymore but, uh...
330
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,327
I think that's Ian.
331
00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:28,262
- Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey,
Parker! Where are you going?
332
00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:30,431
I'm leaving, Jesse.
333
00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:33,310
You left me here for half an hour
with enough food for six people.
334
00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,103
Everyone here thought I was
stood up by my whole family,
335
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,646
which is a thing that's
happened to me before.
336
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,107
So thank you so much for making
me relive my 14th birthday.
337
00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:41,692
- Wait, hold on, Parker, wait, wait,
wait. Look, look, look, look, look.
338
00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:42,568
I'm sorry, okay?
339
00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:45,237
I just, after we ordered, I
realized I forgot my credit card.
340
00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:47,781
- Oh. Why didn't you
just tell me that?
341
00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:49,700
- Because I already
ordered all this food.
342
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,160
- Why did you do that?
343
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:52,661
- Because I really
like you, okay?
344
00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:55,205
And I felt like my conversation
skills were sucking,
345
00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,583
and I was trying to distract
you by being fun and generous,
346
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,418
like a... like a medieval king.
347
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:02,963
- Jesse, medieval kings are notoriously
terrible people. I mean, historically...
348
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,216
- Please don't say anything
interesting about medieval kings, okay?
349
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:07,218
'Cause I'm not gonna have
anything interesting to say back,
350
00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:08,979
and I'm just gonna end
up ordering more food.
351
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,598
- Okay. Don't worry.
352
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:14,684
I got this.
- You... got this?
353
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,650
What... What are you...
354
00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:25,091
- Well, it doesn't work if the
hair is the same color as mine.
355
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:27,781
Uh, excuse me, sir!
356
00:16:29,658 --> 00:16:31,826
Yeah, this is so disgusting.
357
00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:35,120
I think I'm gonna
be sick.
358
00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:38,375
Wait till I tell my followers about
this. One of whom is Taye Diggs.
359
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,834
- I am so sorry.
360
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,503
Let me go speak
with the manager.
361
00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:45,799
Your meal will be
completely comped I'm sure.
362
00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,678
- So, you're, like...
363
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:51,804
a little insane, huh?
364
00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:53,681
- Oh, yeah. I'm totally nuts.
365
00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:56,475
I sat here for 30 minutes
while you ran around the city.
366
00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,186
- How are you?
367
00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:00,729
How are things?
368
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,232
- I'm good. Really good.
369
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:04,441
Now that I'm
working at Columbia,
370
00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,945
I feel like I finally have
my feet on solid ground.
371
00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:10,155
Probably because I'm not
working on a boat anymore,
372
00:17:10,156 --> 00:17:11,157
but mostly because...
373
00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:14,285
I think I'm back in
the city for good.
374
00:17:14,286 --> 00:17:15,287
- Oh.
375
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:18,707
- Hey.
376
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:20,833
Sophie,
377
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,961
this is my girlfriend, Kiana.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
378
00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:27,089
Kiana, hey. Such a pretty name.
379
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,299
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
380
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,010
And the name Ian
is in Kiana.
381
00:17:31,011 --> 00:17:33,512
- Yeah.
- So, Ian is in Kiana!
382
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:35,974
Or
he will be later!
383
00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:39,018
I
think I'm gonna go.
384
00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:46,191
Excuse me. Excuse me.
385
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,070
What's going on?
386
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,114
- The landlord was stealing
gas from next door,
387
00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:53,909
and some idiot busted the line.
388
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:59,330
- I bet the idiot was probably on
a really valid emotional journey.
389
00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:01,624
- Either way, they caused
a very dangerous gas leak.
390
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,710
- I did?! I mean, they did?
My roommate is up there!
391
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,587
- Nah, we evacuated
the building.
392
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:09,506
Knocked on the door, sent
out emergency texts.
393
00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:12,301
He'd have to be doing some hardcore
sensory deprivation to miss all that.
394
00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:14,095
Is that smoke?
395
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:22,061
- ♪ And I... ♪
396
00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:26,982
♪ Will always love you ♪
397
00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:30,861
♪ I will always ♪
398
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,780
♪ Love you ♪
399
00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:38,077
♪ I will always ♪
400
00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:41,247
♪ Love you ♪
401
00:18:41,248 --> 00:18:44,625
♪ I will always ♪
402
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:49,421
♪ Love you ♪
403
00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:52,216
♪ I will always... ♪
404
00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:54,218
I always thought
405
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,053
that thing about how
a mom's adrenaline
406
00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:58,639
can lift a car off a baby
was a myth, but look at me.
407
00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,807
I'm a supermom!
408
00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:02,810
- And I'm the helpless little
cutie that inspired you!
409
00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:03,811
You know what?
410
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,564
If Rachel doesn't wanna be
with someone who loves so hard
411
00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:09,149
that she'd risk dying in a
gas leak of her own design
412
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,776
to save a friend, that's on her!
413
00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,361
- Hell yeah, it is!
414
00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:14,989
I'm sorry I called your
hands small and cold.
415
00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,865
They're strong.
416
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:18,577
And cold.
- Yeah.
417
00:19:21,705 --> 00:19:23,498
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
418
00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:27,752
I'm happy for him.
419
00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:31,046
- Sophie, this is Ian.
420
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:34,217
Getting blindsided by him with some
new girl has to hurt a little bit.
421
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,969
- Actually, I wasn't
blindsided at all.
422
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,429
I knew all about Kiana,
423
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:41,558
the public defender who has a
three-legged cat, does hot yoga...
424
00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:43,726
- Oh?
- From Ian's Insta.
425
00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:45,645
- Oh...
- Yeah.
426
00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:48,857
Pretty much everyone that I've
dated is in a relationship.
427
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:50,567
Oscar.
428
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,571
Robert.
429
00:19:57,616 --> 00:20:00,409
There was a cute girl
in Drew's Insta story.
430
00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:02,328
Turns out, she's
just a handsy cousin.
431
00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:05,539
Stop, stop,
stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop.
432
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,875
Our moms are sisters!
433
00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,793
- Probably pretty soon,
I'm gonna see a picture
434
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,546
of Jesse with this Parker
girl in, like, a photo booth
435
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:15,634
with a caption like,
"I think I'll keep him." Ugh...
436
00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:20,095
- So the real reason you
wanted this no-phones day...
437
00:20:20,096 --> 00:20:21,097
- Yes, I needed a break.
438
00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,766
Just one day off
439
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,477
from feeling like everyone
is just moving forward,
440
00:20:26,478 --> 00:20:27,811
and I'm stuck.
441
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,147
Standing still.
442
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,900
- It's funny. You needed
an escape from your phone,
443
00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:34,736
and I use mine to escape.
444
00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:37,821
When I scroll, my brain turns
off, and I stop wondering
445
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:40,992
when I'll meet anyone I like
as much as I like Charlie.
446
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,620
- Why haven't we told each
other this stuff sooner?
447
00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:46,539
Oh, my God!
448
00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:50,543
My No Phone Day did help
us reconnect with the world
449
00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:52,504
'cause I reconnected with you.
450
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,880
You are my world
451
00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:58,343
- Sophie, please don't say things
to my face you wouldn't text me.
452
00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,387
You're my best friend,
and I love you.
453
00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:02,389
God!
454
00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:08,269
Five, four, three,
two, one! Midnight!
455
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,354
- Happy everyone gets
their phone back!
456
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:12,022
Yes. SOPHIE: Honestly,
457
00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,401
you know what? I thought
it was a really good day.
458
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:17,152
Right? Like, we should get
off our phones more often.
459
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,033
- Oh! Parker texted me!
460
00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:25,829
She just got home, and she's
already missing ya boy!
461
00:21:27,247 --> 00:21:30,834
- Probably 'cause she's never
heard you say "ya boy" before.
462
00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:33,294
- No... No!
- What?
463
00:21:33,295 --> 00:21:35,170
Look! LANCE BASS : What's up, y'all?
464
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,840
We're partying here at
Schmidt's Meatpacking Warehouse!
465
00:21:38,842 --> 00:21:41,260
- Where are the girls we met at the
bank? I bet the blonde can dance.
466
00:21:41,261 --> 00:21:44,722
- Ah, seriously. My husband's already
okayed the other one as my hall pass.
467
00:21:47,893 --> 00:21:50,477
- The pain still feels fresh.
468
00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:52,479
♪ Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC playing ♪
469
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,607
♪ Don't wanna be
a fool for you ♪
470
00:21:54,608 --> 00:21:58,068
♪ Just another player
in your game for two ♪
471
00:21:58,069 --> 00:22:01,238
♪ You may hate me,
but it ain't no lie ♪
472
00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:03,574
♪ Baby, bye bye bye ♪
473
00:22:03,575 --> 00:22:05,910
♪ Don't really wanna
make it tough ♪
474
00:22:05,911 --> 00:22:09,038
♪ Just wanna tell you
that I had enough ♪
475
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:12,416
♪ It might sound crazy,
but it ain't no lie ♪
476
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:15,002
♪ Baby, bye bye bye ♪
477
00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,837
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
478
00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:21,509
♪ You just hit me with
the truth, now... ♪
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