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And so, due to one
architectural oversight,
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the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906
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claimed the lives of 75 people.
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Now, I hate to stop
while I'm on a roll,
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but happy Halloween, ya crazies!
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Professor Brosby, you gonna
come get beers with us later?
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Nah, I got a thing.
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But you kids have fun
trick or treating.
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This is our treat.
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You're the coolest, Professor Mosby.
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Well, hot dog.
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- Did it hurt?
- What?
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Getting that kid's nose
surgically removed from your ass.
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It's not her nose
that's in my ass, Lily,
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it's her heart.
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My class loves me.
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I'm really making
an impression on those guys.
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I'd like to make impression
on those guys.
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Man, I love the office
Halloween party.
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It is so much sluttier
than the office Christmas party.
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Though not as freaky
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as the office President's Day Rave.
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Or the office Tu B'Shvat
Pajama Jammy-Jam.
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Hey, guys.
Hey, Boss.
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Hey, Randy.
You want a beer?
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No, thank you. I brew my own.
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At the risk of bragging,
my Hazelnut Pilsner won fourth prize
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at the Weehawken Retirement Home Clam
Bake and Wheelchair Maintenance Picnic.
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I wouldn't consider any
part of that bragging.
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It just occurred to me,
is your friend...
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What's her name? Garbin, Flabin...
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Robin. That's it, yeah. Is she gonna
be here? Not that I really care.
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Robin has another party to go to.
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No! Damn it!
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- I'm leaving.
- But she might stop by later.
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I guess I can
hang out a little longer.
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So, anyone going to see
the Halloween parade?
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We were big fans of New York's
annual Halloween parade.
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I don't mean the one that takes place
Halloween night in the Village.
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I mean the one that takes place
the morning of November 1st...
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the Annual Post Halloween
Walk of Shame Parade.
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Look at them heading home
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after their dirty, filthy hookups.
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Looks like that bee got busy.
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Looks like that French maid
didn't turn down somebody's bed.
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Looks like Pocahontas
has a couple of wounded knees.
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- Come on.
- That's a line.
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- It's because of the...
- We get it.
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Does it get any better than this?
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Yes, it does.
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Crap.
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Team Who's this fucking mother?
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Synchronisation:
Kyros, MiniBen314, Titou, Strex
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Adaptation:
Dark_Chii, H3AV3N, Titou, TTT
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Relecture: MiniBen314, Titou
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6x07 - Canning Randy (1.00)
.:: www.sous-titres.eu ::.
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There she is...
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Florence-Night-In-Bed
With-A-Stranger.
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- So, who's the lucky patient?
- I don't want to talk about it.
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Please tell me you're not hooking up
with one of your co-anchors again.
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- My co-anchor's a woman.
- Please tell me you are.
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Robin had always believed
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the key to success was intelligence,
hard work and professionalism.
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Her new co-anchor
had a different philosophy.
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It's the Farhampton Boat Show!
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Remember 5th, 6th and 7th
at the Farhampton Civic Center.
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Come on down.
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You did a commercial?
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Why not?
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You're a journalist!
Don't you wanna be taken seriously?
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No. I'm cute.
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Well, if you really think
this is going to help your image.
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Boats, boats, boats!
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Robin, a little help here?
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You gotta not worry so much
about being liked.
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Easy for you to say.
Everybody loves you at your job.
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That was true of my teaching job.
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But I was also designing
the new headquarters
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for GNB, and well...
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We don't like you!
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What do you say to yourself,
tearing down a beautiful, old building
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to put up
a stupid bank headquarters?
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Boo...
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freakin'...
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hoo.
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Boo freakin' hoo? That's it?
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The Arcadian
is an architecturally significant...
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Architecturally significant?!
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You're very pretty.
Your hair smells great.
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Shampoo.
You should try it sometime.
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You don't know the first thing
about architecture.
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Key, Ted Mosby's car.
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Go on.
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I'm a professor, okay?
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I teach this stuff at one
of the best colleges in the country.
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I don't go down to your place
of non-employment and lecture you
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about how your little protest
is a misguided waste of time,
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except, whoops, I just did.
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Ha-burn.
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- Good, the eggs are here.
- Well, I should head up.
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No, GNB was not popular.
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That's why every year they produced
a video to improve the bank's image.
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What makes Goliath National Bank
different from other big banks?
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Here at GNB, we care.
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I care about our precious Earth.
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I care about old people.
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I care about high-yield
offshore investments.
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And so does Tugboat here.
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Isn't that right, Tugboat?
Yeah.
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Okay, get that camera out of my face
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before I flip you
like a cheese omelet.
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All you have to do is say,
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"I care about
making dreams come true."
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First of all, that line
makes me sound like a hooker
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and saying it makes me
feel like a hooker.
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Everyone is in this video.
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Randy's in the video.
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I don't want to brag,
but in 29 takes,
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I only threw up thrice.
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Randy, did you send the Hermanson
contracts downtown?
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I did.
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I sent them downtown.
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Why are you saying it like that? They
never arrived at the downtown office.
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They...
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To make sure we're on the same page,
is "send them downtown"
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not an expression
for shredding a document?
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You shredded them?
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I sent them downtown.
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You know, down into the shredder.
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You feed the paper
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in a downwards fashion, so that's
where the expression comes from.
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That's not an expression!
That has never been an expression!
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I can fix this.
I am all over this project.
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I'll say this,
there is no quit in that guy.
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- You should fire him.
- Okay, that, that right there.
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That attitude is exactly why
I won't be in your video.
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Because GNB doesn't care.
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They hand out pink slips
like they're hors d'oeuvres.
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Last week,
I was talking to Arthur...
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You're wearing a green tie now.
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I'm wearing a green tie.
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GNB treats people like
they're disposable,
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and I will not be a part of that.
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Marshall Eriksen
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does not fire people, period.
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Just want you to know, we are making
good progress on this new project.
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You gentlemen keep talking,
I will answer that.
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Marshall Eriksen's office.
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Yeah, I can get that for you.
Just a second.
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Bank.
The B stands for bank.
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Okay, Mother, I'll see you tonight.
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Yikes. I'd better get
Mr. Messy a napkin.
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Period.
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Tell me who you slept with!
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I don't want to get into it.
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It's someone we know.
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If it was some ding dong we didn't know,
you'd just give me his name.
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Fine.
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It's Bill Pepper.
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Bill Pepper.
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Kind of a coincidence
there happens to be
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a bill and a pepper
shaker here on the table.
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Any chance you and Bill had
a three-way with Fork Napkin?
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It's someone we know!
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I'm assuming you all read the chapters
on the Greek Revival architecture.
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Questions?
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Yes.
How do you sleep at night?
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- What are you doing here?
- It was recently made clear to me
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that I don't know the first
thing about architecture, so...
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here I am.
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Very well.
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Let's get started.
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Some examples of Greek Revival
architecture...
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Is The Arcadian Greek Revival?
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What's The Arcadian?
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It's just this beautiful,
old building
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that Professor Mosby
wants to tear down.
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What? No.
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Professor Mosby loves old buildings.
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He wouldn't do that.
Right, Ted?
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Getting back to Greek Revival...
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I lost them.
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Look, you're new at teaching.
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In my kindergarten class, I have had
plenty of troublesome students.
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Like Johnny Marley...
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He and that little stuffed horsey
raised all kinds of hell.
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But I have a simple method for
shutting down troublemakers.
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You know that '98 Taurus
that's always parked outside?
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The one with the really
annoying alarm?
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We're familiar with it.
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When a kid like Johnny
acts up in my class...
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Shuts them right up.
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My students are adults,
and I treat them that way.
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I'll give them more candy and make them
a mix CD. Problem solved.
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Baby, what's wrong?
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Something bad happened.
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- Have you seen...
- Before that,
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regarding the earlier project
I was working on...
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Voil�!
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That's the Hermanson contract?
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The Hermanson contract?
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Oh, man, this is
the Filbert contract.
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Damn it!
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Anyway, what's your thing?
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I need the Filbert contract!
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I'll do what I can.
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But in my experience, twice
shredded is fairly permanent.
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Sorry, Randy,
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but this just isn't working out.
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Marshall popped his cherry!
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Come on, Marshall, you have to admit,
the guy was a disaster.
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It reflected badly on the company.
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He was an embarrassment.
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A huge embarrassment.
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You slept with Randy!
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What?
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It's elementary,
my dear Scherbatson.
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Your co-host is getting super-popular
because of her stupid commercial,
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So, when you arrived
at the GNB party after we left,
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you were feeling vulnerable
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and drunk.
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Then, from across
the not-so-crowded conference room,
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your eyes met.
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And as we all remember...
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Randy has a unique condition.
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Your nose is bleeding like a faucet.
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God, this happens every time
I get an erection, I am so sorry.
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That's...
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exactly what happened.
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If getting fired is an execution,
at least the guy had a last meal.
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I promise you,
tomorrow you'll feel a lot better.
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What's going on?
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I just wanted to say,
no hard feelings.
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Thank you.
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So where are you headed now?
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Downtown.
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It's okay, baby.
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It wasn't okay.
So the next morning...
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Arthur,
I'm here because I made a mistake.
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I fired Randy yesterday.
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That was a mistake.
You should have fired him a year ago.
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No, sir,
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that is what's wrong with this company.
How can we say "GNB Cares,"
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and then turn around
and treat someone like that?
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Sure, he made a few mistakes,
but everybody makes mistakes.
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Like Tugboat here.
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I bet you he's made some mistakes.
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And you didn't fire Tugboat,
did you?
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No, I got him fixed,
and he calmed down.
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Exactly... kind of.
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00:12:12,178 --> 00:12:15,023
Randy doesn't need to be fired.
He needs to be fixed.
252
00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:18,360
We do some pretty bad things
around here, but I...
253
00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:20,691
Sir, I'm saying
instead of getting rid of someone
254
00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:23,573
when they screw up, we should...
we should help them.
255
00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:26,440
We should nurture them.
256
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:34,876
I changed the ice pack on his crotch
every hour for three days.
257
00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:40,889
If you want to un-fire Randy,
I support you,
258
00:12:41,014 --> 00:12:43,343
because to come in here
and say what you just said,
259
00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:45,595
you've got a couple things
that Tugboat doesn't.
260
00:12:50,948 --> 00:12:53,228
Prof Rock
is a really good mix, okay?
261
00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:55,707
A piece of New York history
is being torn down,
262
00:12:55,832 --> 00:12:58,632
and all you could say
was "Boo freakin' hoo"?
263
00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:03,655
I may have mentioned our conversation
over a session of hacky sack.
264
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:07,362
The one day I miss the sack circle,
you guys sub her in?
265
00:13:07,618 --> 00:13:08,724
Why'd you miss?
266
00:13:08,849 --> 00:13:11,121
Too busy tearing down
the Statue of Liberty?
267
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:16,126
I was returning a hot dog costume
that you all enjoyed.
268
00:13:18,156 --> 00:13:19,838
They were all turning against me,
269
00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:21,798
so I figured, what the hell.
270
00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:38,968
- And, did it work?
- Like gangbusters. We're buddies again.
271
00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:40,765
After class, we hacked a little sack
272
00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:42,819
to the thumpin' strains
of my Prof Rock CD.
273
00:13:42,987 --> 00:13:45,312
And no, none of them
had heard the Pixies B-side.
274
00:13:45,437 --> 00:13:47,497
Actually, none of them
had heard of the Pixies.
275
00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:48,741
Or a B-side.
276
00:13:51,277 --> 00:13:52,535
I know that smile.
277
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,527
Lily, there's no easy way
to say this.
278
00:13:54,652 --> 00:13:57,000
Marshall's dead.
Randy murdered him.
279
00:13:57,627 --> 00:13:59,962
I know why Randy is smiling.
280
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,338
You're smiling because of Robin.
281
00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:05,425
Like how I think about her
when I'm in the shower?
282
00:14:05,593 --> 00:14:06,993
I'm trying to eat.
283
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:10,138
Because you slept with her
on Halloween.
284
00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:12,966
What? No.
I went home,
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00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,351
had a shower, and went to bed.
286
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:17,769
- You didn't sleep with her?
- No.
287
00:14:17,894 --> 00:14:21,024
Even in the shower,
the farthest we ever get is hugging.
288
00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:23,568
So why are you smiling?
289
00:14:23,736 --> 00:14:24,944
I'll tell you why.
290
00:14:25,704 --> 00:14:27,489
This just isn't working out.
291
00:14:28,186 --> 00:14:30,259
I'm fired. Great.
292
00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:33,624
This is the candle kiosk
at the mall all over again.
293
00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:35,589
Wait a minute.
294
00:14:35,714 --> 00:14:37,614
I can get a severance check.
295
00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:39,159
If I don't shred it,
296
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:42,084
I can use that money
to start my own brewery.
297
00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:44,566
Imagine a beer with my name on it.
298
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,651
Randy Wharmpess,
this is the best day of your life.
299
00:14:51,105 --> 00:14:53,704
Thanks to that severance check,
this time next year,
300
00:14:53,829 --> 00:14:56,434
you'll all be enjoying
a frothy mug of Wharmpess.
301
00:14:56,602 --> 00:14:58,353
Randy, great news!
302
00:14:58,521 --> 00:14:59,646
You're not fired!
303
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,052
Good morning, everybody...
304
00:15:14,023 --> 00:15:15,245
Where's my class?
305
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:21,631
Ha-boom.
306
00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:27,507
I got you your job back, Randy.
307
00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:28,883
You'd be happy?
308
00:15:29,051 --> 00:15:30,391
But I don't belong here.
309
00:15:30,516 --> 00:15:33,304
I'm born to be a brewer!
A hopsmeister!
310
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:35,431
Then quit.
No one's stopping you.
311
00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:37,277
I can't.
I need my severance check.
312
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:39,894
Well, I'm sorry Randy,
but that's called fraud.
313
00:15:40,062 --> 00:15:42,683
It's not fraud.
I'm asking you to get me a lot of money
314
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:45,567
to not work here
and not tell anyone about it.
315
00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:48,069
Even if I wanted to fire you,
after my talk with Arthur...
316
00:15:48,237 --> 00:15:50,269
Come on, Arthur can't remember that.
317
00:15:50,394 --> 00:15:53,074
What a memorable talk
we had yesterday.
318
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:58,956
On behalf of everyone at GNB,
both in and out of prison, we're sorry.
319
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,666
And I want to assure you
you will never be fired again.
320
00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:04,541
You're going to work here
until you die!
321
00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:06,796
Green tie?
322
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,591
Nice choice.
323
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,222
Thanks. It brings out my eyes.
324
00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:13,529
I'll bring out your eyes.
325
00:16:15,031 --> 00:16:16,337
Listen, Randy, I'm sorry,
326
00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:19,512
but I broke my own moral code once
and I felt evil.
327
00:16:19,876 --> 00:16:21,582
I will not let GNB change me.
328
00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:25,498
I will never fire anyone again ever.
329
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,483
We'll see about that.
330
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,461
Anyhoo, while I got you, big smile.
331
00:16:34,598 --> 00:16:38,104
"We care about making dreams come true",
in three, two...
332
00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:41,123
What?
333
00:16:41,248 --> 00:16:43,296
Are you unhappy with my performance?
334
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,877
Well, I guess I'm fired, then.
I'd better turn in my I.D.
335
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,298
No, it's actually...
336
00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:51,065
nice having some of this clutter
off my desk.
337
00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:58,156
And there's more.
338
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:03,186
I dunno what I'll use this for,
but it's great.
339
00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:04,479
Now am I fired?
340
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:09,199
I've been meaning
to clean out that file cabinet for ages.
341
00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:10,818
I'm not even here.
342
00:17:11,108 --> 00:17:12,236
Randy, the coffee.
343
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:21,329
I've been meaning
to cut back on my caffeine.
344
00:17:22,098 --> 00:17:23,854
Here, try this,
but really go for it.
345
00:17:23,979 --> 00:17:25,541
Remember, this guy ruined your life.
346
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:33,966
That's just the pick-me-up I needed.
347
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,844
Speaking of that,
can we try the first one again?
348
00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:45,561
It didn't work. They hate me.
How do I get them to like me again?
349
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:47,924
You don't.
Ted, you're their teacher.
350
00:17:48,049 --> 00:17:50,220
The only people
that like their teachers...
351
00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:52,151
- I like my teachers.
- ... are dorks.
352
00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:54,362
Except for you, Miles.
353
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,548
You just have to learn
to embrace their hatred.
354
00:17:59,673 --> 00:18:02,578
Because behind that hatred
lies fear.
355
00:18:02,856 --> 00:18:04,489
And you can use use that fear,
356
00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,749
like I did with Johnny Marley.
357
00:18:07,015 --> 00:18:08,209
Was there more to that?
358
00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,007
A little bit.
359
00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:30,732
Tou're a psychopath.
360
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,899
A little bit.
361
00:18:33,527 --> 00:18:34,360
A panda!
362
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:38,609
I thought about Lily's advice.
363
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,984
And I figured fear was worth a try.
364
00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:46,539
What do you want to say to us?
365
00:18:47,615 --> 00:18:50,165
Anyone not in class tomorrow
gets an "F".
366
00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:54,959
You said that?
367
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,661
Technically, they'd get an incomplete,
but I thought...
368
00:18:57,786 --> 00:18:59,719
"F" had a nice, scary ring to it.
369
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:04,358
- Who'd you sleep with?
- I told you, Randy.
370
00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:06,434
He was a machine.
371
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:07,935
Where's the poop?
372
00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:12,741
Fine.
I didn't sleep with anyone.
373
00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:14,994
The thing is,
ever since Becky did that commercial,
374
00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:16,673
everyone at work loves her.
375
00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,072
The day after Halloween,
I was in a commercial.
376
00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:21,949
What... Why didn't you tell us?
377
00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:25,870
Bladder trouble, it's embarrassing,
378
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:28,998
it's uncomfortable,
and it can affect anyone.
379
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,336
I'm going to the bathroom right now.
380
00:19:31,794 --> 00:19:35,011
Neat and discreet adult diapers
for anyone.
381
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:36,422
Say...
382
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,733
I can't wait to see it.
383
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:50,739
Hopefully you never will.
They might not even use it.
384
00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:52,271
It ran for seven years.
385
00:19:55,773 --> 00:19:56,567
You win.
386
00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:59,654
Maybe trashing your office
was a mistake.
387
00:20:00,781 --> 00:20:02,988
It's just as long as I can remember,
388
00:20:03,113 --> 00:20:04,867
making beer has been my dream.
389
00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:07,799
Wharmpess?
390
00:20:11,361 --> 00:20:14,370
I know it sounds dumb to someone
who's already achieved his dream...
391
00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,796
big-time lawyer
at a huge corporation.
392
00:20:17,235 --> 00:20:19,173
You think working here is my dream?
393
00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:20,716
Of course.
394
00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:23,585
Anyways, I'll clean this stuff up.
395
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,305
Have someone get that dead squirrel
out of your desk.
396
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:33,688
This is delicious.
397
00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:36,698
You're fired.
398
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,439
Kids, the next morning,
399
00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:43,948
my class
had the highest attendance ever.
400
00:20:46,272 --> 00:20:47,550
And not long after that,
401
00:20:47,675 --> 00:20:50,371
Randy used his severance money
to start a little brewery.
402
00:20:51,113 --> 00:20:54,313
Now you can have a Wharmpess
at every bar in America.
403
00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:55,585
And all because...
404
00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,837
I care about making dreams
come true.
405
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:01,927
You got what you need?
406
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:03,750
That's a wrap.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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