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MAYBE IT IS TIME FOR US TO QUIT ART AND GET REAL JOBS, NO?

BUT WE ARE THE FINEST ARTISTS IN EUROPE.

THEN WHY CAN'T WE AFFORD LE RENT?

BECAUSE, MY FRIEND, WE HAVEN'T SOLD ANYTHING YET.

AND WHEN WILL WE SELL SOMETHING?

FIRST WE MUST CREATE IT, NO?

OUI. AFTER INSPIRATION COMES, OF COURSE.

ALLO, YOU ARE EVICTED.

OH, NO! WHERE WILL WE GO?

YOU CAN GO TO HELL AS FAR AS I CARE.

NOW AWAY WITH YOU.

AH, WE DON'T NEED NO APARTMENT.

NO, WE DON'T. WE ARE "LE ARTISTE."

NOBODY CAN KEEP US DOWN, CAN THEY?

NO. NO.

♪ OHHH... ♪

♪ WE ARE ARTISTS ♪ ♪ YES, WE ARE ♪

♪ DOODLY-DOO ♪ ♪ YES, WE ARE ♪

♪ WATCH US PAINT AND SCULPT AND WRITE ♪

♪ WE'RE SO CREATIVE, WE JUST MIGHT ♪

♪ SIT IN CAFÉS AND DRINK CAPPUCCINO ♪

♪ PHILOSOPHIZE AND SWAT MOSQUITOES ♪ ♪ WAIT AROUND AND EAT BURRITOS ♪

♪ TO BE AN ARTIST SURE IS NEAT-O ♪

♪ WE ARE ARTISTS AND WE'RE BLESSED BY ZEUS ♪

CUT! PRINT! BRENDON,

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, YOU CAN'T PRINT VIDEO.

WHATEVER. JUST CUT THEN, OKAY?

ANOTHER PERFECT MOVIE FINISHED.

ACTUALLY, YOU DID SAY CUT BEFORE THE MUSIC FINISHED.

SO NOW CUT IS IN THE MOVIE FOREVER.

SO IT'S NOT EXACTLY PERFECT.

RIGHT. IT'S FAR FROM IT. JUST TO NOTE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

WHAT IF WE RAN AWAY? WE WHAT?

LET'S GO... LET'S GO TO EUROPE.

LIKE, HONESTLY. WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GET OUT OF WORK.

HEY, JASON. JUST HUMOR ME FOR A SEC. OKAY.

OKAY? WHAT IF WE RAN AWAY AND WENT TO EUROPE

AND SPENT OUR DAYS RUNNIN' AROUND CREATING ART,

STEALING PIES OFF WINDOWSILLS,

SNEAKING AROUND INTO HIGH-SOCIETY PARTIES

AND GETTING GRANTS FROM RICH, OLD LADIES, YOU KNOW?

IT DOES SOUND COOL.

AREN'T WE TOO YOUNG TO GO TO EUROPE?

NO, THEY'VE GOT KIDS EVERYWHERE. REALLY?

DID YOU SEE THE RED BALLOON? MM-HMM.

NO. I SAW 1001 DALMATIANS.

OUR MOVIES AREN'T APPRECIATED HERE, ARE THEY? IT'S TRUE.

WHO CARES ABOUT THESE MOVIES?

JUST US, AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE? EUROPEANS WILL.

MAYBE WE WOULD BE APPRECIATED THERE.

EUROPEANS DO HAVE A MORE AVANT-GARDE SENSIBILITY.

EXACTLY.

AND WHO ELSE DOES? US.

- THAT'S TRUE. - WE'RE ON THE CUTTING EDGE.

EXACTLY.

UM, DO THEY HAVE COTTAGE CHEESE IN EUROPE?

OH, YEAH. GOOD, 'CAUSE I HAVE TO EAT THAT EVERY MORNING ON TOAST.

WE CAN TOTALLY DO THAT. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

OH, COME ON, YOU PIECE OF CRAP.

I PUT IN THE GAS. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HUH?

STAY WITH ME, BABY. COME ON. STAY WITH ME.

PIECE OF...

COFFEE CAKE? UM...

THEY TELL US TO GIVE OUT COFFEE CAKE.

WE GET IT EVERY MORNING. COULD YOU STEP BACK SOME MORE A LITTLE BIT?

YEAH, NO PROBLEM. YEAH.

WE HAVE A GUY WHO BRINGS IN COFFEE CAKE.

COOL. I'LL HAVE A PIECE OF COFFEE CAKE.

HEY, GUS, GOOD COFFEE CAKE THIS MORNING. JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH.

OKAY, $1,100. $1,100?

I KNOW. YEAH. FOR WHAT?

FOR WHAT? YOUR REAR AXLE'S SHOT, YOUR DIFFERENTIAL'S SHOT.

LOOK OVER THERE. THE CARBURETOR'S GOTTA BE RESET.

LOOK OVER THERE. POWER CONVERTERS. THOSE NEED TO BE REPLACED.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. YOU MADE YOUR POINT.

START WORKING AND I'LL, UH... I JUST NEED TO MAKE A FEW CALLS TO RAISE THE MONEY.

WHAT? JUST START WORKI" AND I'LL BE BACK.

COACH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE BUS?

CAR BROKE DOWN. WOW.

IT'S TOTALLY HUMILIATING, BRENDON.

YUP.

BRENDON, WHY ARE YOU, LIKE, SO SAD?

HUH? YOU'RE SITTIN' ALONE ALL BY YOURSELF.

YOU'RE LIKE A LONER, RIGHT? SOMETIMES IT'S NICE...

LIKE A LOSER. LIKE NO ONE LIKES YOU. I REMEMBER THOSE KIDS.

LISTEN, I'M NOT THAT KID.

BELIEVE ME. I USED TO MAKE FUN OF THOSE KIDS. THE LOSERS.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I'M NOT THAT KID. HE'S OVER THERE. LOOK.

SEE HIM? YEAH, YEAH.

YOU GUYS SHOULD SIT TOGETHER.

WELL, YOU KNOW, UH, I DID SPECIFICALLY SIT BY MYSELF

'CAUSE I HAVE MADE A PRETTY BIG DECISION.

OH, YEAH? WHAT IS IT?

I'M RUNNIN' AWAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN I'M MOVING TO EUROPE. I'M RUNNING AWAY. YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME?

YEAH. RIGHT NOW.

NO, NOT RIGHT NOW, BUT SOON.

I GOT A FEW THINGS TO IRON OUT. I HAVEN'T, YOU KNOW...

I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. REALLY?

THEY GOTTA GET A NEW BUS. THIS IS AWFUL.

EVERYBODY'S SO DOWN IN THIS BUS.

COACH, EVERYONE IS DEPRESSED 'CAUSE THEY'RE GOIN' TO SCHOOL.

YOU SHOULD SEE THIS PLACE ON THE RIDE HOME.

♪ THE HORN ON THE BUS GOES BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪

♪ BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪

♪ BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪

♪ THE HORN ON THE BUS ♪ COME ON, BRENDON!

♪ BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪

♪ THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE HORN ♪

♪ THE GEARS ON THE BUS GO RRR-RRR-RRR ♪

♪ RRR-RRR-RRR RRR-RRR-RRR ♪

♪ THE GEARS ON THE BUS GO RRR-RRR-RRR ♪

♪ THAT'S THE GEARS ON THE BUS ♪

♪ THE... ♪

OH, WE'RE HERE.

SEE YOU AT PRACTICE.

WHAT IS THIS ASSEMBLY FOR ANYWAY? WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE THEY'RE GONNA SEND US HOME SO THEY CAN CLEAN THE ASBESTOS OUT OF THE CLASSROOMS.

THERE'S ASBESTOS IN THE CLASSROOMS?

OH, YEAH. WHAT'S ASBESTOS?

IT'S LIKE BIRDSEED.

OKAY, EVERYONE. SETTLE DOWN.

OKAY, TODAY IS STUDENT CORPORATE TRAINING DAY.

WE'VE BROUGHT IN A REALLY GREAT SPEAKER TO TALK TO ALL THE KIDS TODAY,

A GENTLEMAN BY THE NAME OF TOM WILSONBERG.

WHO IS TOM WILSONBERG?

HE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK,

STARTING EARLY, THE NEW WORLD OF CORPORATE KIDS.

THIS IS SOME PRETTY FASCINATING STUFF.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET READY FOR MR. TOM WILSON.

GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

HELLO, EVERYONE. HI. THANKS.

I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE.

THE WAY I LIKE TO START OUT MY SEMINARS IS WITH A BIG CHEER.

I'M GONNA SAY "SEIZE THE DAY." AND YOU SAY "EVERY DAY."

AND LET'S DO IT BIG, 'CAUSE, AS YOU CAN SEE,

I HAVE A FEW CAMERAS SET UP BECAUSE WE ARE WEBCASTING THIS

TO OVER 40 SCHOOLS.

LET'S SHOW 'EM SOME SPIRIT. READY?

YEAH.

- SEIZE THE DAY! - EVERY DAY!

- SEIZE THE DAY! - EVERY DAY!

- YOU CAN DO IT! - EVERY DAY!

- YOU'RE THE WINNER. - EVERY DAY!

WHEN I SAY "SEIZE THE," YOU SAY "DAY."

- SEIZE THE... - DAY!

- SEIZE THE... - DAY!

- YEAH! - YEAH!

ALL RIGHT! THAT WAS GREAT.

NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

WHY AM I HERE?

TO TELL YOU A SECRET. A BIG SECRET.

MY WHOLE PHILOSOPHY, WHAT IS IT?

YOU CAN MAKE BIG MONEY AS LONG AS YOU LET YOURSELF MAKE IT.

OH! WHAT? WOW! OH? YEAH!

YOU CAN MAKE BIG MONEY AS LONG AS YOU LET YOURSELF MAKE IT.

THAT SOUNDS TOO SIMPLE. NO, IT'S NOT.

NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

YEA!

WHAT DO WE THINK OF THAT IF I TELL YOU YOU CAN MAKE THAT MONEY TODAY?

WAIT, WAIT, WHAT'S THAT I HEAR?

EXCITEMENT? ANTICIPATION? YEAH!

NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO BREAK INTO GROUPS,

AND I WANT YOU TO WORK TOGETHER

AND I WANT YOU TO PRESENT ME WITH AN IDEA TO MAKE MONEY.

I WANT YOU TO PRESENT ME WITH A LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL FOR YOUR IDEA.

I'M NOT ASKING FOR MIRACLES HERE.

JUST A LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT! SEIZE THE DAY!

EVERY DAY! HA-HA! ALL RIGHT!

I'M SWITCHING SCHOOLS. SEE, GUYS. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY.

THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING WE BELIEVE IN.

RIGHT. YEAH.

OKAY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.

UM, IS THIS A LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL?

OKAY, SMALL BUSINESS REPS,

I'M READY TO SEE YOUR LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL.

UH, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST...

UH, YOU FIRST, YOUNG MAN. COME UP HERE.

UM, MY NAME IS JASON.

AND, UM, ME AND BRENDON AND MELISSA

ARE OPENING AN ASBESTOS COMPANY.

HMM, INTERESTING.

WHAT EXACTLY WILL YOU BE DOING?

WELL, IT'S AN ASBESTOS COMPANY RUN BY KIDS. THAT'S THE HOOK.

ALL KIDS. ALL ASBESTOS. ALL THE TIME.

WE HAVE FUN 'CAUSE WE MAKE IT FUN TO WORK THERE.

WE MAKE IT FUN TO MAKE ASBE...

WE PUT THE FUN BACK IN ASBESTOS.

OKAY. DID YOU MENTION YET WHO YOU'RE SELLING IT TOO?

YES, KIDS.

GOOD, GOOD, BUT WHAT'S THE PRODUCT?

ASBESTOS.

OKAY, BUT WHO'S SELLING IT? OKAY, I SAID, DIDN'T I?

I DON'T THINK SO. ME AND BRENDON AND MELISSA ARE THE KIDS WHO RUN IT.

LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO GET FRUSTRATED...

BRENDON? YEAH?

CAN YOU COME HERE? JASON, JUST GET OFF THE STAGE.

OKAY. SORRY, I JUST PANICKED.

NO, NO. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS. EVERYBODY GETS A FAIR SHOT.

ABSOLUTELY. LET'S PUT IT TO A VOTE.

LET'S SEE WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. WHAT DO WE THINK OF THAT, HUH?

OH, COME ON. IT'S A GOOD IDEA. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD, HUH?

SO YOU'RE LIKE A MONEY MAN, HUH? YEAH. TAKE IT EASY.

YEAH. WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE.

I NEED TO MAKE 1,100 BUCKS QUICK.

WHY? WELL, MY CAR IS IN THE SHOP.

WHEN DO YOU NEED THE MONEY BY? A COUPLE DAYS.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

THIS GOES AGAINST WHAT I WAS SAYING UP THERE IN THE SEMINAR,

BUT YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FAST GAMBLING.

DON'T TELL ANYBODY I SAID THAT.

I WON'T. SO YOU'RE A FINANCIAL EXPERT.

AND YOUR ADVICE IS GO GAMBLE.

OH, YEAH, YEAH. I GO ALL THE TIME.

YOU EVER WANNA COME WITH? LET ME KNOW.

I COULD DEFINITELY SHOW YOU A COUPLE OF TRICKS.

THE ACE OF SPADES. COOL CARD.

I WAS KIND OF MORE LOOKING FOR FINANCIAL ADVICE.

YOU KNOW, STOCK MARKET OR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL THAT? I CALL THAT "SLOW-GO" MONEY.

THAT TAKES A WHILE TO EARN. I'M TALKIN' QUICK BUCKS.

I'M TALKIN' MAGIC MONEY. I'M TALKIN' SICK PILES OF MONEY.

I'M TALKIN' LAY ON YOUR BED IN YOUR VEGAS ROOM,

THROW THE MONEY IN THE AIR AND DANCE AS IT SHOWERS DOWN ON YOU MONEY.

I'M TALKIN' FROSTED GLASS LIMO MONEY.

I'M TALKIN' BIG COWBOY HAT SILVER TURQUOISE BUCKLE MONEY.

I'M TALKIN' GAMBLING.

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU.

IT'S NOT HOMOSEXUAL LOVE. THAT'S A FASCINATION WITH THE GOOD NEWS I'M GIVING YOU.

I'M TELLING YOU THAT THERE'S A WAY TO MAKE MONEY.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR AND PULL A LEVER OR FLIP OVER A CARD.

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT GAMBLING. MONEY.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

AHH.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GO GAMBLING WITH YOU.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HAND OFF NECK.

NO-NO-NO-NO. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT EASY.

LOOK, HEY, I'M WILLING TO WAGER THAT AFTER I'M FINISHED WITH YOU,

YOU'LL BE $1,100 RICHER.

HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

YOU CALL 'EM. CALL 'EM OUT.

I'M JUST SAYING IT'S A BIG STEP, BRENDON.

I KNOW. IT IS A BIG STEP.

LISTEN, GUYS, KIDS RUN AWAY. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE. THEY RUN AWAY.

AND MOVE TO EUROPE TO BECOME ARTISTS?

YES, MELISSA. SOME DO. SOME DO.

RIGHT, LIKE IN FAULKNER OR HEMINGWAY.

- RIGHT. YUP. - RIGHT?

YES. WHY WOULD WE RUN AWAY?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE WOULD GIVE UP LIVING IN NICE HOUSES.

WE HAVE GOOD HOME LIVES.

WE JUST HAVE NO REASON TO RUN AWAY.

ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE A POINT.

WE HAVE NO REASON TO RUN AWAY.

THAT'S A TOUGH ONE. HOW ABOUT THIS?

JUST BECAUSE OUR PARENTS ARE NICE TO US NOW

DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY WON'T SLIP UP AND TURN INTO TERRIBLE PARENTS

IN THE FUTURE.

SO WE HAVE TO WATCH THEM, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF THEY DO SLIP UP, WE OUT OF HERE. CLICK.

DID YOU SAY "WE OUT OF HERE"?

DID YOU SAY "CLICK"?

BRENDON, YOU'RE STILL ON. BRENDON?

IS HE STILL THERE? MAYBE HE DIDN'T SAY "CLICK."

THEN WE REALLY HEARD THE CLICK.

MAYBE THE PHONE COMPANY ADDED THE WORD "CLICK."

THAT'S POSSIBLE 'CAUSE THAT WAS SOMETHING I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF.

- THEY SHOULD HAVE, LIKE, WHEN YOU HANG UP THE PHONE... - CLICK.

MELISSA? MELISSA?

MOM? MOM? MOM? YEAH?

HOW COME WE NEVER HAVE ICE CREAM? I WANT SOME ICE CREAM.

DID YOU LOOK IN THE FREEZER, HONEY?

NO. I BOUGHT LIKE TWO GALLONS OF ROCKY ROAD.

ISN'T THAT YOUR FAVORITE? YES.

MOM, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO THE MOVIES? FEELS LIKE A MILLION YEARS.

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. YOU WANNA GO THIS WEEKEND?

YES.

MOM, I WANT TO TAKE KARATE.

I NEED TO TAKE IT.

NOT AT THE Y. NOT AT THE Y, MOM. UH-HUH.

WELL, YOU COULD DEFINITELY USE THE EXERCISE.

I'M WILLING TO LOOK INTO IT, BRENDON.

HYAH!

YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT PAINTING THE LIVING ROOM.

WHAT COLOR?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE PURPLE.

SORRY, MRS. SMALL. I'M NOT VERY FOND OF PURPLE.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO LIVE ON THE ROAD LIKE JIM KEROUAC.

ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN. I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER.

SEE YOU LATER.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S DO THIS.

BRENDON, IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS.

THIS IS BORING.

YEAH, BRENDON, THIS IS DEFINITELY A BORING RUNNING AWAY.

WHAT'S THE PLAN? I'VE GOT THE PLAN.

I'VE GOT A PLAN. I'VE GOT A PLAN.

YOU WANT TO FILL US IN?

WELL, WHY? SO YOU CAN QUESTION IT ALL THE TIME?

WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

MAYBE START OUT BY NOT NAY-SAYING AND BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING.

SOMETIMES BOTH OF YOU JUST POINT FINGERS

AND... I DON'T KNOW.

WHO AM I KIDDING? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO HOME.

YUP. LET'S GO HOME. NO, BRENDON, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. BRENDON, JUST RELAX.

WE JUST... YOU KNOW, WE NEVER RAN AWAY BEFORE, RIGHT, JASON?

JASON? JASON, ARE YOU OKAY?

IF I DON'T EAT SOMETHING SOON, I MIGHT DIE.

BRENDON, HOW DO YOU PLAN ON PAYING FOR THIS? WE HAVE NO MONEY.

WE'RE WILLING TO EXCHANGE THESE FOR THE MEAL.

CAN WE MAKE THIS WORK?

YOUR MOVE, MR. SECRET NUMBER 50.

YOU PLAY WELL, COLD HANDS.

OH, SHE'S EARLY. MELISSA, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST COME IN ON CUE?

KEEP GOING. YOUR TURN.

BRENDON, I CAN'T WORK WITH MELISSA.

I'VE SPENT TIME PREPARING. MELISSA CAN'T EVEN WORK THE ROPE.

THAT'S NOT TRUE. I SPENT TIME PREPARING...

STOP, STOP, STOP! I QUIT!

I WILL NEVER, NEVER MAKE ANOTHER FILM IN MY LIFE.

SO ARE WE IN BUSINESS HERE?

WHOOPSIE.

HEY.

LET'S GAMBLE, HUH?

LISTEN, UH, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY.

IF I START GAMBLING I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO STOP.

YOU KNOW WHAT ALL SUCCESSFUL GAMBLERS HAVE?

WHAT'S THAT? ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.

HUH. ALL RIGHT.

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY.

YOU SEEM TENSE. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.

REALLY? WOULDN'T IT BE SMARTER TO STAY SOBER IF I'M GONNA GAMBLE?

SEIZE THE DAY! EVERY DAY.

HEY, LET'S GAMBLE, HUH?

THERE ARE A LOT OF BOATS HERE, BRENDON. WHICH ONE GOES TO EUROPE?

UM, UH, THAT ONE.

OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN. ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. SEE THOSE BOXES THAT GUY IS LOADING?

YEAH. WE SNEAK INTO THE BOXES AND THEN LET HIM CARRY US ABOARD.

BING, BANG, BOOM. WE GO TO EUROPE.

JASON, THOSE BOXES ARE TOO SMALL.

WE'LL NEVER FIT IN THEM. OH, REALLY?

MM-HMM. THOSE BOXES ARE PRETTY SMALL, JASON.

YEAH? YEAH.

NOT FOLLOWING. OKAY, LISTEN.

HERE'S A BETTER IDEA. WE KNOCK OUT THE GUY.

RIGHT. AND THEN WE THROW HIM IN THE WATER.

RIGHT. HE DROWNS. WE GO TO JAIL.

KEEP TALKING. NEVER MIND. THAT WAS A CRAPPY PLAN.

GUYS, I HAVE AN IDEA.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. CAN WE GO ON THE BOAT?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. GO AHEAD.

YES! HIGH FIVE!

OKAY, YOU GOT TEN SHOWIN'.

AND I GOT A QUEEN UNDERNEATH. HIT ME.

PLAYER BUSTS.

OKAY, UH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

YOU JUST LOST MONEY. YOU HAD 20. STAY WHEN YOU HAVE 20.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. WELL, I BEEN COUNTING CARDS

SO THERE SHOULD BE A FEW ACES IN THERE, RIGHT?

DON'T COUNT CARDS. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

PLAYER SHOWS THREE.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE UNDERNEATH? TEN.

TAKE A HIT. HIT ME.

YOU'VE GOT FOUR SHOWING.

- HIT ME. - YOU'VE GOT FIVE SHOWING.

OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

- HIT ME AGAIN. - YOU'VE GOT SIX.

WELL, HIT ME. STAY!

PLAYER BUSTS.

SHOULD HAVE SAID STAY BEFORE.

WELL, I'M FINISHED. I GOT NOTHIN' LEFT.

THIS IS CRAP. YOU'RE SOME HELP, TOM. THANKS.

HEY, I GOTTA TAKE A PEE. BET THIS AND STAY AT 17.

DON'T TAKE A HIT IF IT'S HIGHER THAN 17. GOT IT?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, THINGS ON A FREIGHTER CAN BE ROUGH.

ESPECIALLY FOR STOWAWAYS.

FOOD RUNS DRY. SLEEP COMES INFREQUENTLY.

RODENTS. VAMPIRES.

BRENDON. YEAH.

SCURVY.

YES. IT'S MAYBE THE HARDEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE,

BUT IT'LL BE WORTH IT 'CAUSE SOON WE'LL ALL BE ARTISTS IN EUROPE.

HEY. COME ON. THIS DOOR'S UNLOCKED.

THIS IS A WEIRD FREIGHTER.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

SHOULD WE STILL STOWAWAY SOMEWHERE?

I'M NOT SURE.

- CHAMPAGNE? - YES.

YOU HAVE A TEN SHOWING. HIT OR STAY?

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? TEN SHOWING, TEN UNDERNEATH.

- HIT OR STAY? - STAY!

HIT ME!

21! 21!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU IDIOTS?

NAY-SAYERS! ALL OF YOU! COACH?

BRENDON, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

I RAN AWAY, REMEMBER? I'M GOIN' TO EUROPE.

ON A CASINO BOAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

WAIT, THIS BOAT GOES TO EUROPE?

I GUESS SO.

I GOTTA BE BACK AT WORK TOMORROW.

LOOK, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, BRENDON. I'M REALLY HOT.

TAKE A FEW CHIPS. CASH 'EM IN. PLAY SOME SLOTS.

SEE IF YOU CAN WIN ME SOME MONEY.

WHEN YOU DO, BRING IT BACK TO ME. OKAY.

IF YOU SEE A WAITRESS, SEND HER OVER HERE. I NEED A DRINK.

JASON, YOU'RE WASTING ALL THE QUARTERS.

YEAH, MCGUIRK GAVE ME THE MONEY.

HOW ABOUT LETTING SOMEONE ELSE TRY FOR A SECOND? YEAH!

BACK OFF, BITCHES.

I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON THE SLOTS.

JASON, YOU'RE ON A BAD STREAK.

CAN'T HEAR YOU. FOCUSING.

IT'S GONNA FIX ITSELF.

- IT IS. - LET ME TRY.

GIVE ME SOME SPACE! IT'S OUR TURN!

BRENDON, DON'T TOUCH MY MACHINE, OKAY?

DON'T TOUCH IT AND RUIN IT WITH YOUR BAD VIBES.

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE OVER HERE? DON'T TOUCH THAT ONE EITHER.

THAT'S ALSO... NO. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

NO, THAT'S ALSO MINE. HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE GOING?

FIVE OR SIX. YOU REALLY HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM.

NO, I DON'T. AND YOU'RE UNLUCKY.

ME AND MY MACHINES ARE A FAMILY. THAT IS MAMA,

THAT IS PAPA, THAT IS UNCLE PEDRO,

THAT IS SISTER LOUISA, AND THAT IS THE FAMILY GARDENER, TEX.

HOW MUCH OF THAT CHAMPAGNE DID HE HAVE? I DON'T KNOW.

COME ON, BABY. COME ON.

COMING BACK. COMING BACK.

COMING BACK. COMING BACK. COMING BACK.

DEALER BUSTED. OH, YEAH!

MCGUIRK! OH, MY GOD! HOW THE HELL DID YOU WIN ALL THIS?

OH, MAN, THE SECOND YOU LEFT, I HIT A HOT STREAK.

WOW, THAT'S SOME STREAK. YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

NOW MOVE. I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE GAME HERE.

LET'S QUIT WHILE WE'RE AHEAD. WE'LL GO ON THE BED AND THROW IT IN THE AIR...

SCREW THAT, MAN. I'M WINNING, ALL RIGHT? YOU DON'T STOP WHEN YOU'RE WINNING.

GO AWAY. MCGUIRK, I'VE BEEN GAMBLING FOR A WHILE.

WE COULD LOSE EVERYTHING. WHAT IS "WE"? WHO IS "WE"?

THIS IS ME. THIS IS MY MONEY. I'M WINNING.

OH. OH-DOE-DOE. MY MONEY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOUR MONEY? I WON IT. OKAY.

HEY, LET'S DO THIS. COME OUTSIDE AND BRING THE CHIPS.

NO, NO, I'M WINNING. I'M STAYING.

SEIZE THE DAY. WHAT?

WHEN I SAY "COME," YOU SAY "OUTSIDE." COME. I CAN'T.

COME.

COME. FIGHT IT.

COME. FIGHT IT.

GIVE. GIVE ME. NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.

THEY'RE MINE. I WON IT. IT'S MY MONEY.

HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW. ABOUT $3,000. MAYBE MORE.

YEAH, YOU WON IT WITH MY MONEY.

SO? I WON IT.

BUT IT'S MY... MY MONEY. I WON. NO, I... I WON IT.

MY... MY... MY MONEY! I... I DID THE WORK!

OKAY, STOP. HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE ME? A HUNDRED, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE'S A HUNDRED. NOW WE'RE EVEN!

THE REST I WON!

GIVE ME THE MONEY! GIVE ME THE MONEY!

YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU'RE A MADMAN! I'M NOT CRAZY!

ALL RIGHT! LISTEN TO YOURSELF!

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? LISTEN TO YOUR VOICE!

OH, I FEEL LIKE CRAP. ME TOO. I THINK I'M SEASICK.

YOU GUYS WANT TO CATCH A SHOW, OR YOU JUST WANNA MEET ME AFTER?

OH, I FEEL SO BAD, I MIGHT... I MIGHT TOTALLY THROW UP. ME TOO.

SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

SOMEBODY'S FIGHTING OUTSIDE ON THE DECK. OH, COACH.

YOU DON'T TELL ME TO SEIZE THE DAY! YOU SEIZE THE DAY!

YOU SEIZE THE DAY! YOU SEIZE IT!

EVERYBODY SEIZES THE DAY WHEN I TELL THEM TO. I'M NOT SEIZING IT!

I ALREADY SEIZED IT. NOW YOU SEIZE IT. GIVE ME THE MONEY!

NO, GET YOUR... GET YOUR... GIVE IT UP!

GIVE ME IT! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF THE WHIRLWIND.

- YOU'RE NOT GET... - HERE, WHIRLWIND!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S THE WHIRLWIND, BUDDY.

WHAT IS THAT?

NO, NO, NO. NO!

SEIZE THE... DAY!

YOU TWO ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

THIS COFFEE IS GOOD.

I GOTTA FILL OUT A REPORT HERE, SO WALK ME THROUGH THIS.

THEY SAID YOU GUYS WERE FIGHTING.

OH, NO, WE WEREN'T FIGHTING. NOT FIGHTING. OH, NO, WE WEREN'T FIGHTING.

YOU GUYS DON'T WANNA PRESS CHARGES ON EACH OTHER?

RIGHT. HOWEVER,

WE DO WANT TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST DIAMOND LOU'S CASINO CRUISE

FOR HAVING UNSTURDY RAILINGS AND SLIPPERY FLOORS.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET SOMEONE TO FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK.

AHA, HE'S GOING TO WRITE UP THOSE CHARGES RIGHT NOW.

WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH... R-I-C-H-T.

TRUST ME. I'M A FINANCIAL EXPERT.

YOU ARE ACTUALLY A LUNATIC.

A LUNATIC LIKE A FOX.

SORRY RUNNING AWAY DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT AT ALL.

THAT'S OKAY, BRENDON. I WENT ALONG WITH IT 'CAUSE YOU WERE SO EXCITED.

YEAH, YOU ALMOST LIVED IN EUROPE BECAUSE BRENDON WAS EXCITED, MELISSA.

I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS SMART.

BRENDON, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT STACK OF CHIPS I GAVE YOU?

ASK JASON.

OH, GONE. ALL GONE. IT'S TRUE.

HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE US ANYWAY? UH, ABOUT A HUNDRED.

WOW. LEAST IT WAS GAMBLED INSTEAD OF BEING TOSSED INTO THE WATER.

SHUT UP, MELISSA. JASON, YOU OWE ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS, AND I WANT IT.

HOW WAS RUNNING AWAY? DIDN'T... DIDN'T END UP FEELING LIKE IT.

DON'T GO IN THE LIVING ROOM UNTIL THE PAINT DRIES.

OH, MY GOD. THIS LOOKS HORRIBLE. MOM, THIS PURPLE LOOKS LIKE CRAP!