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♪♪
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MAYBE IT IS TIME FOR US TO QUIT
ART AND GET REAL JOBS, NO?
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BUT WE ARE THE FINEST
ARTISTS IN EUROPE.
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THEN WHY CAN'T
WE AFFORD LE RENT?
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BECAUSE, MY FRIEND,
WE HAVEN'T SOLD ANYTHING YET.
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AND WHEN WILL
WE SELL SOMETHING?
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FIRST WE MUST
CREATE IT, NO?
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OUI. AFTER INSPIRATION COMES,
OF COURSE.
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ALLO, YOU ARE EVICTED.
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OH, NO! WHERE WILL WE GO?
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YOU CAN GO TO HELL
AS FAR AS I CARE.
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NOW AWAY WITH YOU.
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AH, WE DON'T NEED
NO APARTMENT.
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NO, WE DON'T.
WE ARE "LE ARTISTE."
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NOBODY CAN KEEP US DOWN,
CAN THEY?
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NO.
NO.
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♪ OHHH... ♪
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♪ WE ARE ARTISTS ♪
♪ YES, WE ARE ♪
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♪ DOODLY-DOO ♪
♪ YES, WE ARE ♪
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♪ WATCH US PAINT
AND SCULPT AND WRITE ♪
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♪ WE'RE SO CREATIVE,
WE JUST MIGHT ♪
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♪ SIT IN CAFÉS
AND DRINK CAPPUCCINO ♪
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♪ PHILOSOPHIZE
AND SWAT MOSQUITOES ♪
♪ WAIT AROUND AND EAT BURRITOS ♪
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♪ TO BE AN ARTIST
SURE IS NEAT-O ♪
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♪ WE ARE ARTISTS
AND WE'RE BLESSED BY ZEUS ♪
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CUT! PRINT!
BRENDON,
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FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME,
YOU CAN'T PRINT VIDEO.
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WHATEVER.
JUST CUT THEN, OKAY?
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ANOTHER PERFECT
MOVIE FINISHED.
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ACTUALLY, YOU DID SAY CUT
BEFORE THE MUSIC FINISHED.
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SO NOW CUT IS
IN THE MOVIE FOREVER.
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SO IT'S NOT
EXACTLY PERFECT.
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RIGHT. IT'S FAR FROM IT.
JUST TO NOTE.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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WHAT IF WE RAN AWAY?
WE WHAT?
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LET'S GO...
LET'S GO TO EUROPE.
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LIKE, HONESTLY.
WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN GET OUT OF WORK.
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HEY, JASON.
JUST HUMOR ME FOR A SEC.
OKAY.
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OKAY? WHAT IF WE RAN AWAY
AND WENT TO EUROPE
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AND SPENT OUR DAYS
RUNNIN' AROUND CREATING ART,
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STEALING PIES
OFF WINDOWSILLS,
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SNEAKING AROUND INTO
HIGH-SOCIETY PARTIES
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AND GETTING GRANTS FROM RICH,
OLD LADIES, YOU KNOW?
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IT DOES SOUND COOL.
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AREN'T WE TOO YOUNG
TO GO TO EUROPE?
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NO, THEY'VE GOT KIDS
EVERYWHERE.
REALLY?
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DID YOU SEE THE RED BALLOON?
MM-HMM.
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NO. I SAW 1001 DALMATIANS.
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OUR MOVIES AREN'T
APPRECIATED HERE, ARE THEY?
IT'S TRUE.
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WHO CARES ABOUT
THESE MOVIES?
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JUST US, AND YOU KNOW
WHO ELSE? EUROPEANS WILL.
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MAYBE WE WOULD BE
APPRECIATED THERE.
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EUROPEANS DO HAVE A MORE
AVANT-GARDE SENSIBILITY.
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EXACTLY.
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AND WHO ELSE DOES?
US.
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- THAT'S TRUE.
- WE'RE ON THE CUTTING EDGE.
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EXACTLY.
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UM, DO THEY HAVE
COTTAGE CHEESE IN EUROPE?
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OH, YEAH.
GOOD, 'CAUSE I HAVE TO EAT THAT
EVERY MORNING ON TOAST.
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WE CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
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OH, COME ON,
YOU PIECE OF CRAP.
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I PUT IN THE GAS.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HUH?
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STAY WITH ME, BABY.
COME ON. STAY WITH ME.
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PIECE OF...
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COFFEE CAKE?
UM...
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THEY TELL US
TO GIVE OUT COFFEE CAKE.
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WE GET IT EVERY MORNING.
COULD YOU STEP BACK
SOME MORE A LITTLE BIT?
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YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
YEAH.
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WE HAVE A GUY WHO
BRINGS IN COFFEE CAKE.
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COOL. I'LL HAVE
A PIECE OF COFFEE CAKE.
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HEY, GUS, GOOD COFFEE CAKE
THIS MORNING.
JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH.
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OKAY, $1,100.
$1,100?
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I KNOW. YEAH.
FOR WHAT?
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FOR WHAT? YOUR REAR AXLE'S SHOT,
YOUR DIFFERENTIAL'S SHOT.
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LOOK OVER THERE. THE
CARBURETOR'S GOTTA BE RESET.
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LOOK OVER THERE.
POWER CONVERTERS.
THOSE NEED TO BE REPLACED.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
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START WORKING AND I'LL, UH...
I JUST NEED TO MAKE A FEW
CALLS TO RAISE THE MONEY.
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WHAT?
JUST START WORKI"
AND I'LL BE BACK.
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COACH, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING ON THE BUS?
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CAR BROKE DOWN.
WOW.
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IT'S TOTALLY HUMILIATING,
BRENDON.
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YUP.
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BRENDON, WHY ARE YOU,
LIKE, SO SAD?
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HUH?
YOU'RE SITTIN' ALONE
ALL BY YOURSELF.
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YOU'RE LIKE A LONER, RIGHT?
SOMETIMES IT'S NICE...
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LIKE A LOSER.
LIKE NO ONE LIKES YOU.
I REMEMBER THOSE KIDS.
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LISTEN, I'M NOT THAT KID.
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BELIEVE ME. I USED TO MAKE FUN
OF THOSE KIDS. THE LOSERS.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT, BUT I'M NOT THAT KID.
HE'S OVER THERE. LOOK.
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SEE HIM?
YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD SIT TOGETHER.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, UH,
I DID SPECIFICALLY
SIT BY MYSELF
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'CAUSE I HAVE MADE
A PRETTY BIG DECISION.
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OH, YEAH?
WHAT IS IT?
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I'M RUNNIN' AWAY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I MEAN I'M MOVING TO EUROPE.
I'M RUNNING AWAY.
YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME?
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YEAH.
RIGHT NOW.
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NO, NOT RIGHT NOW,
BUT SOON.
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I GOT A FEW THINGS TO IRON OUT.
I HAVEN'T, YOU KNOW...
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I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
REALLY?
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THEY GOTTA GET A NEW BUS.
THIS IS AWFUL.
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EVERYBODY'S SO DOWN
IN THIS BUS.
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COACH, EVERYONE IS DEPRESSED
'CAUSE THEY'RE GOIN' TO SCHOOL.
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YOU SHOULD SEE THIS PLACE
ON THE RIDE HOME.
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♪ THE HORN ON THE BUS
GOES BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪
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♪ BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪
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♪ BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪
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♪ THE HORN ON THE BUS ♪
COME ON, BRENDON!
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♪ BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE SOUND
OF THE HORN ♪
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♪ THE GEARS ON THE BUS
GO RRR-RRR-RRR ♪
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♪ RRR-RRR-RRR
RRR-RRR-RRR ♪
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♪ THE GEARS ON THE BUS
GO RRR-RRR-RRR ♪
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♪ THAT'S THE GEARS
ON THE BUS ♪
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♪ THE... ♪
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OH, WE'RE HERE.
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SEE YOU AT PRACTICE.
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WHAT IS THIS ASSEMBLY
FOR ANYWAY?
WHO KNOWS?
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MAYBE THEY'RE GONNA SEND US HOME
SO THEY CAN CLEAN THE ASBESTOS
OUT OF THE CLASSROOMS.
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THERE'S ASBESTOS
IN THE CLASSROOMS?
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OH, YEAH.
WHAT'S ASBESTOS?
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IT'S LIKE BIRDSEED.
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OKAY, EVERYONE.
SETTLE DOWN.
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OKAY, TODAY IS STUDENT
CORPORATE TRAINING DAY.
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WE'VE BROUGHT IN A REALLY
GREAT SPEAKER TO TALK
TO ALL THE KIDS TODAY,
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A GENTLEMAN BY THE NAME
OF TOM WILSONBERG.
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WHO IS TOM WILSONBERG?
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HE'S THE AUTHOR
OF THE BOOK,
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STARTING EARLY, THE NEW WORLD
OF CORPORATE KIDS.
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THIS IS SOME PRETTY
FASCINATING STUFF.
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET READY
FOR MR. TOM WILSON.
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GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND
OF APPLAUSE.
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
HI. THANKS.
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I'M REALLY HAPPY
TO BE HERE.
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THE WAY I LIKE TO START OUT MY
SEMINARS IS WITH A BIG CHEER.
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I'M GONNA SAY "SEIZE THE DAY."
AND YOU SAY "EVERY DAY."
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AND LET'S DO IT BIG,
'CAUSE, AS YOU CAN SEE,
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I HAVE A FEW CAMERAS SET UP
BECAUSE WE ARE WEBCASTING THIS
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TO OVER 40 SCHOOLS.
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LET'S SHOW 'EM SOME SPIRIT.
READY?
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YEAH.
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- SEIZE THE DAY!
- EVERY DAY!
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- SEIZE THE DAY!
- EVERY DAY!
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- YOU CAN DO IT!
- EVERY DAY!
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- YOU'RE THE WINNER.
- EVERY DAY!
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WHEN I SAY "SEIZE THE,"
YOU SAY "DAY."
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- SEIZE THE...
- DAY!
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- SEIZE THE...
- DAY!
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- YEAH!
- YEAH!
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ALL RIGHT! THAT WAS GREAT.
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NOW, LET'S GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS.
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WHY AM I HERE?
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TO TELL YOU A SECRET.
A BIG SECRET.
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MY WHOLE PHILOSOPHY,
WHAT IS IT?
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YOU CAN MAKE BIG MONEY AS LONG
AS YOU LET YOURSELF MAKE IT.
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OH! WHAT? WOW! OH? YEAH!
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YOU CAN MAKE BIG MONEY
AS LONG AS YOU LET YOURSELF
MAKE IT.
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THAT SOUNDS TOO SIMPLE.
NO, IT'S NOT.
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NOW, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT?
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YEA!
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WHAT DO WE THINK OF THAT
IF I TELL YOU YOU CAN
MAKE THAT MONEY TODAY?
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WAIT, WAIT,
WHAT'S THAT I HEAR?
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EXCITEMENT? ANTICIPATION?
YEAH!
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NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU
TO BREAK INTO GROUPS,
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AND I WANT YOU
TO WORK TOGETHER
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AND I WANT YOU TO PRESENT ME
WITH AN IDEA TO MAKE MONEY.
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I WANT YOU TO PRESENT ME
WITH A LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL
FOR YOUR IDEA.
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I'M NOT ASKING
FOR MIRACLES HERE.
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JUST A LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT!
SEIZE THE DAY!
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EVERY DAY!
HA-HA! ALL RIGHT!
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I'M SWITCHING SCHOOLS.
SEE, GUYS. THIS IS WHY
WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY.
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THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF EVERYTHING WE BELIEVE IN.
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RIGHT.
YEAH.
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OKAY. I HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.
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UM, IS THIS
A LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL?
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OKAY, SMALL BUSINESS REPS,
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I'M READY TO SEE
YOUR LOOSE BUSINESS MODEL.
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UH, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST...
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UH, YOU FIRST, YOUNG MAN.
COME UP HERE.
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UM, MY NAME IS JASON.
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AND, UM, ME AND BRENDON
AND MELISSA
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ARE OPENING
AN ASBESTOS COMPANY.
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HMM, INTERESTING.
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WHAT EXACTLY
WILL YOU BE DOING?
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WELL, IT'S AN ASBESTOS COMPANY
RUN BY KIDS. THAT'S THE HOOK.
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ALL KIDS. ALL ASBESTOS.
ALL THE TIME.
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WE HAVE FUN 'CAUSE WE MAKE IT
FUN TO WORK THERE.
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WE MAKE IT FUN
TO MAKE ASBE...
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WE PUT THE FUN
BACK IN ASBESTOS.
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OKAY. DID YOU MENTION YET
WHO YOU'RE SELLING IT TOO?
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YES, KIDS.
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GOOD, GOOD, BUT
WHAT'S THE PRODUCT?
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ASBESTOS.
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OKAY, BUT WHO'S SELLING IT?
OKAY, I SAID, DIDN'T I?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
ME AND BRENDON AND MELISSA
ARE THE KIDS WHO RUN IT.
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LOOK, I DON'T MEAN
TO GET FRUSTRATED...
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BRENDON?
YEAH?
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CAN YOU COME HERE?
JASON, JUST GET
OFF THE STAGE.
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OKAY. SORRY,
I JUST PANICKED.
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NO, NO. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.
EVERYBODY GETS A FAIR SHOT.
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ABSOLUTELY.
LET'S PUT IT TO A VOTE.
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LET'S SEE WHAT EVERYONE THINKS.
WHAT DO WE THINK OF THAT, HUH?
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OH, COME ON.
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD, HUH?
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SO YOU'RE LIKE
A MONEY MAN, HUH?
YEAH. TAKE IT EASY.
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YEAH. WELL, MAYBE YOU
COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE.
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I NEED TO MAKE
1,100 BUCKS QUICK.
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WHY?
WELL, MY CAR
IS IN THE SHOP.
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WHEN DO YOU
NEED THE MONEY BY?
A COUPLE DAYS.
214
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,645
I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
215
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,881
THIS GOES AGAINST WHAT I WAS
SAYING UP THERE IN THE SEMINAR,
216
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,483
BUT YOU CAN MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY FAST GAMBLING.
217
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,263
DON'T TELL ANYBODY
I SAID THAT.
218
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,320
I WON'T. SO YOU'RE
A FINANCIAL EXPERT.
219
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,267
AND YOUR ADVICE
IS GO GAMBLE.
220
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,158
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I GO ALL THE TIME.
221
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,060
YOU EVER WANNA COME WITH?
LET ME KNOW.
222
00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,228
I COULD DEFINITELY SHOW YOU
A COUPLE OF TRICKS.
223
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,164
THE ACE OF SPADES. COOL CARD.
224
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,900
I WAS KIND OF MORE LOOKING
FOR FINANCIAL ADVICE.
225
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,780
YOU KNOW, STOCK MARKET
OR SOMETHING.
226
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:34,505
YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL THAT?
I CALL THAT "SLOW-GO" MONEY.
227
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,308
THAT TAKES A WHILE TO EARN.
I'M TALKIN' QUICK BUCKS.
228
00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,144
I'M TALKIN' MAGIC MONEY.
I'M TALKIN' SICK PILES OF MONEY.
229
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,781
I'M TALKIN' LAY ON YOUR BED
IN YOUR VEGAS ROOM,
230
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:46,317
THROW THE MONEY IN THE AIR
AND DANCE AS IT SHOWERS DOWN
ON YOU MONEY.
231
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,087
I'M TALKIN'
FROSTED GLASS LIMO MONEY.
232
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:53,592
I'M TALKIN' BIG COWBOY HAT
SILVER TURQUOISE BUCKLE MONEY.
233
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,226
I'M TALKIN' GAMBLING.
234
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,696
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU.
235
00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,232
IT'S NOT HOMOSEXUAL LOVE.
THAT'S A FASCINATION WITH
THE GOOD NEWS I'M GIVING YOU.
236
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,768
I'M TELLING YOU THAT
THERE'S A WAY TO MAKE MONEY.
237
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:08,539
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SIT DOWN
IN A CHAIR AND PULL A LEVER
OR FLIP OVER A CARD.
238
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:13,044
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT GAMBLING.
MONEY.
239
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,213
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
240
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,881
AHH.
241
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,028
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL GO GAMBLING WITH YOU.
242
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,387
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HAND OFF NECK.
243
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,302
NO-NO-NO-NO. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY.
244
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:29,761
LOOK, HEY, I'M WILLING
TO WAGER THAT AFTER
I'M FINISHED WITH YOU,
245
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,429
YOU'LL BE $1,100 RICHER.
246
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,732
HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET?
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
247
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,878
YOU CALL 'EM.
CALL 'EM OUT.
248
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,103
I'M JUST SAYING
IT'S A BIG STEP, BRENDON.
249
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,005
I KNOW.
IT IS A BIG STEP.
250
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,341
LISTEN, GUYS, KIDS RUN AWAY.
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
251
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,944
IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE.
THEY RUN AWAY.
252
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,790
AND MOVE TO EUROPE
TO BECOME ARTISTS?
253
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,815
YES, MELISSA.
SOME DO. SOME DO.
254
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,019
RIGHT, LIKE IN FAULKNER
OR HEMINGWAY.
255
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,464
- RIGHT. YUP.
- RIGHT?
256
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,455
YES.
WHY WOULD WE RUN AWAY?
257
00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,003
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WE WOULD GIVE UP
LIVING IN NICE HOUSES.
258
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,392
WE HAVE GOOD HOME LIVES.
259
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,728
WE JUST HAVE
NO REASON TO RUN AWAY.
260
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,775
ALL RIGHT,
YOU HAVE A POINT.
261
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,767
WE HAVE NO REASON
TO RUN AWAY.
262
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,602
THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
263
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:15,339
JUST BECAUSE OUR PARENTS
ARE NICE TO US NOW
264
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:18,877
DOESN'T MEAN THAT
THEY WON'T SLIP UP
AND TURN INTO TERRIBLE PARENTS
265
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,444
IN THE FUTURE.
266
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,181
SO WE HAVE TO WATCH THEM,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
267
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:26,350
IF THEY DO SLIP UP,
WE OUT OF HERE. CLICK.
268
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,397
DID YOU SAY
"WE OUT OF HERE"?
269
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,421
DID YOU SAY "CLICK"?
270
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,590
BRENDON, YOU'RE STILL ON.
BRENDON?
271
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,099
IS HE STILL THERE?
MAYBE HE DIDN'TSAY "CLICK."
272
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,773
THEN WE REALLY
HEARD THE CLICK.
273
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,397
MAYBE THE PHONE COMPANY
ADDED THE WORD "CLICK."
274
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,966
THAT'S POSSIBLE 'CAUSE THAT WAS
SOMETHING I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF.
275
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,814
- THEY SHOULD HAVE, LIKE, WHEN YOU HANG UP THE PHONE...
- CLICK.
276
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,538
MELISSA?
MELISSA?
277
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,408
MOM? MOM? MOM?
YEAH?
278
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:53,812
HOW COME WE
NEVER HAVE ICE CREAM?
I WANT SOME ICE CREAM.
279
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,892
DID YOU LOOK
IN THE FREEZER, HONEY?
280
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,416
NO.
I BOUGHT LIKE TWO GALLONS
OF ROCKY ROAD.
281
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,919
ISN'T THAT YOUR FAVORITE?
YES.
282
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:04,889
MOM, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
WE WENT TO THE MOVIES?
FEELS LIKE A MILLION YEARS.
283
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,726
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
YOU WANNA GO THIS WEEKEND?
284
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,505
YES.
285
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,496
MOM, I WANT TO TAKE KARATE.
286
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,065
I NEED TO TAKE IT.
287
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,813
NOT AT THE Y.
NOT AT THE Y, MOM.
UH-HUH.
288
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,770
WELL, YOU COULD DEFINITELY
USE THE EXERCISE.
289
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,839
I'M WILLING TO LOOK
INTO IT, BRENDON.
290
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,373
HYAH!
291
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:26,577
YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT
PAINTING THE LIVING ROOM.
292
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,079
WHAT COLOR?
293
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,126
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE PURPLE.
294
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,418
SORRY, MRS. SMALL.
I'M NOT VERY FOND OF PURPLE.
295
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,722
♪♪
296
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,468
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
297
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:54,272
I'M GOING TO LIVE
ON THE ROAD LIKE JIM KEROUAC.
298
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,780
ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN.
I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER.
299
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,080
SEE YOU LATER.
300
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,548
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S DO THIS.
301
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,451
BRENDON,
IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS.
302
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,987
THIS IS BORING.
303
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,868
YEAH, BRENDON,
THIS IS DEFINITELY
A BORING RUNNING AWAY.
304
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,858
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
I'VE GOT THE PLAN.
305
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,894
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
306
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,528
YOU WANT TO FILL US IN?
307
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,064
WELL, WHY? SO YOU CAN
QUESTION IT ALL THE TIME?
308
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,565
WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
309
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:25,804
MAYBE START OUT BY NOT
NAY-SAYING AND BLAMING ME
FOR EVERYTHING.
310
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,872
SOMETIMES BOTH OF YOU
JUST POINT FINGERS
311
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,841
AND...
I DON'T KNOW.
312
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,610
WHO AM I KIDDING?
MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST GO HOME.
313
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,880
YUP. LET'S GO HOME.
NO, BRENDON, WE DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
314
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,382
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
BRENDON, JUST RELAX.
315
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,953
WE JUST... YOU KNOW, WE NEVER
RAN AWAY BEFORE, RIGHT, JASON?
316
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,721
JASON?
JASON, ARE YOU OKAY?
317
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:47,158
IF I DON'T EAT SOMETHING SOON,
I MIGHT DIE.
318
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,962
BRENDON, HOW DO YOU PLAN
ON PAYING FOR THIS?
WE HAVE NO MONEY.
319
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,865
WE'RE WILLING TO EXCHANGE
THESE FOR THE MEAL.
320
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,366
CAN WE MAKE THIS WORK?
321
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,803
YOUR MOVE,
MR. SECRET NUMBER 50.
322
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,917
YOU PLAY WELL,
COLD HANDS.
323
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,309
OH, SHE'S EARLY.
MELISSA, WHY COULDN'T YOU
JUST COME IN ON CUE?
324
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,855
KEEP GOING.
YOUR TURN.
325
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,579
BRENDON, I CAN'T WORK
WITH MELISSA.
326
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,482
I'VE SPENT TIME PREPARING.
MELISSA CAN'T EVEN
WORK THE ROPE.
327
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,284
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I SPENT TIME PREPARING...
328
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,897
STOP, STOP, STOP!
I QUIT!
329
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,189
I WILL NEVER, NEVER MAKE
ANOTHER FILM IN MY LIFE.
330
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,524
SO ARE WE IN BUSINESS HERE?
331
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,765
WHOOPSIE.
332
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,834
HEY.
333
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,336
LET'S GAMBLE, HUH?
334
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:35,006
LISTEN, UH, I THINK I MIGHT
HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY.
335
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,575
IF I START GAMBLING
I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO STOP.
336
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,488
YOU KNOW WHAT ALL
SUCCESSFUL GAMBLERS HAVE?
337
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,113
WHAT'S THAT?
ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.
338
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,414
HUH. ALL RIGHT.
339
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,183
I NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
340
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,296
YOU SEEM TENSE.
LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.
341
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,488
REALLY? WOULDN'T IT
BE SMARTER TO STAY SOBER
IF I'M GONNA GAMBLE?
342
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,968
SEIZE THE DAY!
EVERY DAY.
343
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,391
HEY, LET'S GAMBLE, HUH?
344
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:57,428
THERE ARE A LOT OF
BOATS HERE, BRENDON.
WHICH ONE GOES TO EUROPE?
345
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,398
UM, UH, THAT ONE.
346
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,767
OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN.
ALL RIGHT?
347
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,036
YEAH.
SEE THOSE BOXES
THAT GUY IS LOADING?
348
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,374
YEAH.
WE SNEAK INTO THE BOXES AND
THEN LET HIM CARRY US ABOARD.
349
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,675
BING, BANG, BOOM.
WE GO TO EUROPE.
350
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,422
JASON, THOSE BOXES
ARE TOO SMALL.
351
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,224
WE'LL NEVER FIT IN THEM.
OH, REALLY?
352
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,959
MM-HMM.
THOSE BOXES ARE
PRETTY SMALL, JASON.
353
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:17,994
YEAH?
YEAH.
354
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,561
NOT FOLLOWING.
OKAY, LISTEN.
355
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,986
HERE'S A BETTER IDEA.
WE KNOCK OUT THE GUY.
356
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,066
RIGHT.
AND THEN WE THROW
HIM IN THE WATER.
357
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,457
RIGHT.
HE DROWNS. WE GO TO JAIL.
358
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,871
KEEP TALKING.
NEVER MIND.
THAT WAS A CRAPPY PLAN.
359
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,672
GUYS, I HAVE AN IDEA.
360
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,875
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
CAN WE GO ON THE BOAT?
361
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,232
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
GO AHEAD.
362
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,234
YES! HIGH FIVE!
363
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,768
OKAY, YOU GOT TEN SHOWIN'.
364
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,082
AND I GOT A QUEEN
UNDERNEATH. HIT ME.
365
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,117
PLAYER BUSTS.
366
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,274
OKAY, UH,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
367
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,411
YOU JUST LOST MONEY. YOU HAD 20.
STAY WHEN YOU HAVE 20.
368
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,490
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
WELL, I BEEN COUNTING CARDS
369
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,881
SO THERE SHOULD BE
A FEW ACES IN THERE, RIGHT?
370
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,218
DON'T COUNT CARDS.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW.
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
371
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,287
PLAYER SHOWS THREE.
372
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,167
WHAT DO YOU
HAVE UNDERNEATH?
TEN.
373
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,535
TAKE A HIT.
HIT ME.
374
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,492
YOU'VE GOT FOUR SHOWING.
375
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,639
- HIT ME.
- YOU'VE GOT FIVE SHOWING.
376
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,041
OH, YOU GOTTA
BE KIDDING ME.
377
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,775
- HIT ME AGAIN.
- YOU'VE GOT SIX.
378
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,499
WELL, HIT ME.
STAY!
379
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,201
PLAYER BUSTS.
380
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,481
SHOULD HAVE SAID
STAY BEFORE.
381
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,516
WELL, I'M FINISHED.
I GOT NOTHIN' LEFT.
382
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,685
THIS IS CRAP. YOU'RE
SOME HELP, TOM. THANKS.
383
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,610
HEY, I GOTTA TAKE A PEE.
BET THIS AND STAY AT 17.
384
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,280
DON'T TAKE A HIT IF
IT'S HIGHER THAN 17. GOT IT?
385
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,492
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
386
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,850
OKAY, THINGS ON
A FREIGHTER CAN BE ROUGH.
387
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,085
ESPECIALLY FOR STOWAWAYS.
388
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,087
FOOD RUNS DRY.
SLEEP COMES INFREQUENTLY.
389
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,522
RODENTS. VAMPIRES.
390
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,135
BRENDON.
YEAH.
391
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,425
SCURVY.
392
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,560
YES. IT'S MAYBE THE HARDEST
THING WE'VE EVER DONE,
393
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,597
BUT IT'LL BE WORTH IT
'CAUSE SOON WE'LL ALL
BE ARTISTS IN EUROPE.
394
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,665
HEY. COME ON.
THIS DOOR'S UNLOCKED.
395
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,236
THIS IS A WEIRD FREIGHTER.
396
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,804
YOU'RE RIGHT.
397
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,740
SHOULD WE STILL
STOWAWAY SOMEWHERE?
398
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,242
I'M NOT SURE.
399
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,689
- CHAMPAGNE?
- YES.
400
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,647
YOU HAVE A TEN SHOWING.
HIT OR STAY?
401
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,283
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
TEN SHOWING, TEN UNDERNEATH.
402
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,263
- HIT OR STAY?
- STAY!
403
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,553
HIT ME!
404
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,490
21! 21!
405
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,258
WHAT DID I TELL YOU IDIOTS?
406
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,894
NAY-SAYERS! ALL OF YOU!
COACH?
407
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,874
BRENDON, WHAT
ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
408
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,566
I RAN AWAY, REMEMBER?
I'M GOIN' TO EUROPE.
409
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,168
ON A CASINO BOAT?
410
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,169
I DON'T KNOW.
411
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,483
WAIT, THIS BOAT
GOES TO EUROPE?
412
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,572
I GUESS SO.
413
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,386
I GOTTA BE BACK
AT WORK TOMORROW.
414
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,843
LOOK, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW,
BRENDON. I'M REALLY HOT.
415
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,346
TAKE A FEW CHIPS.
CASH 'EM IN. PLAY SOME SLOTS.
416
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,348
SEE IF YOU CAN
WIN ME SOME MONEY.
417
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,461
WHEN YOU DO,
BRING IT BACK TO ME.
OKAY.
418
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,031
IF YOU SEE A WAITRESS,
SEND HER OVER HERE.
I NEED A DRINK.
419
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,566
JASON, YOU'RE WASTING
ALL THE QUARTERS.
420
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,989
YEAH, MCGUIRK GAVE ME
THE MONEY.
421
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,337
HOW ABOUT LETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TRY FOR A SECOND?
YEAH!
422
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,826
BACK OFF, BITCHES.
423
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,973
I'M TRYING TO FOCUS
ON THE SLOTS.
424
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,532
JASON, YOU'RE ON
A BAD STREAK.
425
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,767
CAN'T HEAR YOU. FOCUSING.
426
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,603
IT'S GONNA FIX ITSELF.
427
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,272
- IT IS.
- LET ME TRY.
428
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,006
GIVE ME SOME SPACE!
IT'S OUR TURN!
429
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,143
BRENDON, DON'T TOUCH
MY MACHINE, OKAY?
430
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:02,380
DON'T TOUCH IT AND RUIN IT
WITH YOUR BAD VIBES.
431
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,049
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
OVER HERE?
DON'T TOUCH THAT ONE EITHER.
432
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,862
THAT'S ALSO... NO.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
433
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,997
NO, THAT'S ALSO MINE.
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE GOING?
434
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,661
FIVE OR SIX.
YOU REALLY HAVE
A GAMBLING PROBLEM.
435
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,369
NO, I DON'T.
AND YOU'RE UNLUCKY.
436
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,272
ME AND MY MACHINES
ARE A FAMILY.
THAT IS MAMA,
437
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,029
THAT IS PAPA,
THAT IS UNCLE PEDRO,
438
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:23,634
THAT IS SISTER LOUISA,
AND THAT IS THE
FAMILY GARDENER, TEX.
439
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,063
HOW MUCH OF THAT CHAMPAGNE
DID HE HAVE?
I DON'T KNOW.
440
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,838
COME ON, BABY.
COME ON.
441
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,740
COMING BACK. COMING BACK.
442
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,277
COMING BACK. COMING BACK.
COMING BACK.
443
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,481
DEALER BUSTED.
OH, YEAH!
444
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,617
MCGUIRK! OH, MY GOD!
HOW THE HELL DID YOU
WIN ALL THIS?
445
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,098
OH, MAN,
THE SECOND YOU LEFT,
I HIT A HOT STREAK.
446
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,888
WOW, THAT'S SOME STREAK.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
447
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,917
NOW MOVE. I GOTTA
GET BACK TO THE GAME HERE.
448
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,194
LET'S QUIT WHILE WE'RE AHEAD.
WE'LL GO ON THE BED AND THROW
IT IN THE AIR...
449
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,697
SCREW THAT, MAN. I'M WINNING,
ALL RIGHT? YOU DON'T STOP
WHEN YOU'RE WINNING.
450
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,067
GO AWAY.
MCGUIRK, I'VE BEEN
GAMBLING FOR A WHILE.
451
00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,471
WE COULD LOSE EVERYTHING.
WHAT IS "WE"?
WHO IS "WE"?
452
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,884
THIS IS ME.
THIS IS MY MONEY.
I'M WINNING.
453
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:05,009
OH. OH-DOE-DOE.
MY MONEY.
454
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,678
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOUR MONEY? I WON IT.
OKAY.
455
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,814
HEY, LET'S DO THIS.
COME OUTSIDE
AND BRING THE CHIPS.
456
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,151
NO, NO, I'M WINNING.
I'M STAYING.
457
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,918
SEIZE THE DAY.
WHAT?
458
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,189
WHEN I SAY "COME,"
YOU SAY "OUTSIDE." COME.
I CAN'T.
459
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,324
COME.
460
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,126
COME.
FIGHT IT.
461
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,794
COME.
FIGHT IT.
462
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,330
GIVE. GIVE ME.
NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.
463
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,377
THEY'RE MINE. I WON IT.
IT'S MY MONEY.
464
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,601
HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN?
465
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,205
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
ABOUT $3,000.
MAYBE MORE.
466
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:37,708
YEAH, YOU WON IT
WITH MY MONEY.
467
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,110
SO? I WON IT.
468
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,247
BUT IT'S MY... MY MONEY.
I WON. NO, I... I WON IT.
469
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,516
MY... MY... MY MONEY!
I... I DID THE WORK!
470
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,353
OKAY, STOP.
HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE ME?
A HUNDRED, RIGHT?
471
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,867
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
HERE'S A HUNDRED.
NOW WE'RE EVEN!
472
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,369
THE REST I WON!
473
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,194
GIVE ME THE MONEY!
GIVE ME THE MONEY!
474
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,129
YOU'RE CRAZY!
YOU'RE A MADMAN!
I'M NOT CRAZY!
475
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,265
ALL RIGHT!
LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
476
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,669
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
LISTEN TO YOUR VOICE!
477
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,772
OH, I FEEL LIKE CRAP.
ME TOO. I THINK I'M SEASICK.
478
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,120
YOU GUYS WANT TO CATCH
A SHOW, OR YOU JUST
WANNA MEET ME AFTER?
479
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,191
OH, I FEEL SO BAD, I MIGHT...
I MIGHT TOTALLY THROW UP.
ME TOO.
480
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,216
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
481
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,118
SOMEBODY'S FIGHTING OUTSIDE
ON THE DECK.
OH, COACH.
482
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,432
YOU DON'T TELL ME
TO SEIZE THE DAY!
YOU SEIZE THE DAY!
483
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,100
YOU SEIZE THE DAY!
YOU SEIZE IT!
484
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:29,360
EVERYBODY SEIZES THE DAY
WHEN I TELL THEM TO.
I'M NOT SEIZING IT!
485
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,140
I ALREADY SEIZED IT.
NOW YOU SEIZE IT.
GIVE ME THE MONEY!
486
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,875
NO, GET YOUR... GET YOUR...
GIVE IT UP!
487
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,977
GIVE ME IT!
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT
OF THE WHIRLWIND.
488
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,704
- YOU'RE NOT GET...
- HERE, WHIRLWIND!
489
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,107
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S THE WHIRLWIND, BUDDY.
490
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,243
WHAT IS THAT?
491
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,745
NO, NO, NO. NO!
492
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,313
SEIZE THE...
DAY!
493
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,898
YOU TWO ARE LUCKY
TO BE ALIVE.
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
494
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,456
THIS COFFEE IS GOOD.
495
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,924
I GOTTA FILL OUT A REPORT HERE,
SO WALK ME THROUGH THIS.
496
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,738
THEY SAID YOU GUYS
WERE FIGHTING.
497
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:06,464
OH, NO, WE WEREN'T FIGHTING.
NOT FIGHTING.
OH, NO, WE WEREN'T FIGHTING.
498
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,932
YOU GUYS DON'T WANNA
PRESS CHARGES ON EACH OTHER?
499
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,269
RIGHT.
HOWEVER,
500
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,938
WE DO WANT TO PRESS CHARGES
AGAINST DIAMOND LOU'S
CASINO CRUISE
501
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,909
FOR HAVING UNSTURDY RAILINGS
AND SLIPPERY FLOORS.
502
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,557
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GET SOMEONE TO FILL
OUT THE PAPERWORK.
503
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,582
AHA, HE'S GOING TO WRITE UP
THOSE CHARGES RIGHT NOW.
504
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,986
WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH...
R-I-C-H-T.
505
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,455
TRUST ME.
I'M A FINANCIAL EXPERT.
506
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,658
YOU ARE ACTUALLY
A LUNATIC.
507
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:37,227
A LUNATIC LIKE A FOX.
508
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:42,032
SORRY RUNNING AWAY DIDN'T
REALLY WORK OUT AT ALL.
509
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:45,169
THAT'S OKAY, BRENDON.
I WENT ALONG WITH IT
'CAUSE YOU WERE SO EXCITED.
510
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,450
YEAH, YOU ALMOST LIVED
IN EUROPE BECAUSE BRENDON
WAS EXCITED, MELISSA.
511
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,441
I DIDN'T SAY
IT WAS SMART.
512
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,756
BRENDON, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT STACK OF CHIPS
I GAVE YOU?
513
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,346
ASK JASON.
514
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,683
OH, GONE. ALL GONE.
IT'S TRUE.
515
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,196
HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE US
ANYWAY?
UH, ABOUT A HUNDRED.
516
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,955
WOW.
LEAST IT WAS GAMBLED INSTEAD
OF BEING TOSSED INTO THE WATER.
517
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,926
SHUT UP, MELISSA. JASON,
YOU OWE ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS,
AND I WANT IT.
518
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:12,763
HOW WAS RUNNING AWAY?
DIDN'T... DIDN'T END UP
FEELING LIKE IT.
519
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,032
DON'T GO IN THE LIVING ROOM
UNTIL THE PAINT DRIES.
520
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:19,770
OH, MY GOD.
THIS LOOKS HORRIBLE. MOM,
THIS PURPLE LOOKS LIKE CRAP!
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