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REALLY, BRENDON, I'M SERIOUS,
I CAN'T KEEP DRIVING YOU
TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS.
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ACTUALLY, MOM,
I THINK YOU CAN.
YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE THE BUS.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'VE GOT A CAR.
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THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME
IN TWO WEEKS.
YOU GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
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YOU KNOW I'VE GOT
THINGS TO DO.
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NO. WHEN I LEAVE IN
THE MORNING, YOU'RE WAVING,
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AND WHEN I GET BACK
YOU'RE STILL THERE
IN THE SAME PLACE.
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YOU SOUND TIRED.
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IT'S BECAUSE I WOKE UP
LIKE FOUR MINUTES AGO.
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HEY, WHY ARE YOU
PULLING OVER?
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I HAVE TO MAIL SOMETHING.
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GET ME A COFFEE.
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NO! YEAH.
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HEY, JOSIE.
UH, GESUNDHEIT.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU SICK?
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YOU NEED A HANKY? HERE.
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I WANT YOU
IN BED EARLY TONIGHT.
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I WANT YOU IN BED
EARLY TONIGHT.
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AND I WANT YOU UP
EARLY TOMORROW.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
MISS THE BUS AGAIN.
MOM, MOM.
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OKAY, SWEETIE,
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
MOM.
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MOM, YOU DROVE ME BACK HOME.
OH, SH...
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♪♪
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HERE'S AN IMPRESSION
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE. TELL ME
IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS.
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HEY, STUPID-HEADS.
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UH, MY FATHER?
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YOU GUYS SHOULD GET THIS.
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DO IT AGAIN.
YEAH, DO IT AGAIN.
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OKAY, LET ME DO IT.
DO IT AGAIN.
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LET ME DO IT.
OKAY.
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HEY, STUPID-HEADS,
KICK THE STUPID BALL.
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UH, COACH MCGUIRK.
RIGHT. IT SOUNDS
JUST LIKE HIM.
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OKAY, UM,
HEY, WHO'S THIS?
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UH, I'M JUST AN IDIOT.
UH, I'M AN IDIOT.
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UH, JIMMY STEWART?
COACH MCGUIRK?
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NO, NO. IT'S MR. LYNCH.
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WALTER, I WAS GONNA
SAY MR. LYNCH.
I BELIEVE YOU, PERRY.
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EVERYBODY,
GUESS WHO THIS IS.
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I'M A LITTLE DAFFODIL.
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LITTLE, LITTLE,
FURRY-FACED DAFFODIL.
BEAUTIFUL.
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LET ME SEE, UH...
I'M BEAUTIFUL.
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UH, MY FATHER?
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WAS THAT COACH MCGUIRK?
NO, PERRY, IT'S YOU.
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, WALTER.
YEAH.
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THANKS.
WALTER, WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO HURT ME?
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PERRY! NEVER.
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IT WAS AN HOMAGE.
REALLY?
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YEAH. IMITATION IS
THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY.
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OH! THAT'S WHY
I DRESS LIKE YOU!
THAT'S WHY I DRESS LIKE YOU.
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YOU DRESS LIKE ME?
I DRESS LIKE YOU.
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YOU DRESS LIKE ME?
I DRESS LIKE YOU.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
THAT WAS GREAT.
YOU GUYS WERE GREAT.
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BRENDON, DO YOUR IMPRESSION
OF JUNIOR ADDLEBURG.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
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WAIT, WAIT. FIRST, I CAN DO
A NIXON. I HAVE TO GO HOME
AND GET THE MASK.
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LET BRENDON DO HIS FIRST.
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WHY DOES BRENDON ALWAYS
GET TO DO IMPRESSIONS?
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'CAUSE HE'S GOOD AT IT.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIS JUNIOR?
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IT'S GOOD.
WHATEVER.
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YEAH, DO JUNIOR!
DO IT!
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OKAY, OKAY, READY?
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WHAT IS A NOISE I DO?
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THE TRICK IS NO REALLY
SAY ANYTHING.
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THAT WAS OKAY.
IT SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE HIM.
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THAT SOUNDS
JUST LIKE HIM.
SOUNDS GOOD.
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YEAH, JASON,
THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM.
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YOU... YOU SUCK, JASON.
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SORRY. SORRY. SOMETIMES
THINGS SLIP OUT LIKE THAT.
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I HATE YOU.
JUST KIDDING.
HA-HA!
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THAT'S BETTER.
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BRENDON, DO MORE JUNIOR.
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THE WHOLE IDEA, YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT I SAY.
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THAT IS, UH, JUNIOR.
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HEY, I BE HERE ALL WEEK.
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HEY, EVERYBODY,
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY
OVER THERE?
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HEY, HOW YOU DO?
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LOOK AT ME.
I'M, UH, SOUND LIKE YOUSE.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
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THAT SOUND LIKE ME.
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MAYBE THEY THINK
I SOUND LIKE THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WHO HIT HIM?
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NOBODY HIT HIM, MR. LYNCH.
BRENDON WAS MAKING FUN
OF HIM, MR. LYNCH.
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OH, WELL.
THANKS, JASON.
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MAYBE NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL LET ME DO MY NIXON.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, JUNIOR?
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THEY WERE SO CRUEL
AND MADE "FUNS" OF ME.
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FORGET IT, FORGET IT.
BRENDON, COME HERE.
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
BRENDON.
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GET OVER HERE.
WHY WERE YOU
MAKING FUN OF HIM?
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WE WERE JUST
PLAYING AROUND.
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OH, I SEE. YOU WERE
JUST PLAYING THE "HURTING
SOMEONE'S FEELINGS" GAME.
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YES. I MEAN, NO.
NO, IT'S...
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LOOK.
WHAT?
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QUIET. YOU NEED TO BE
A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE.
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I KNOW...
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KEEP THAT UP AND YOU ARE GOING
TO BE ON A LONG ROAD TO TROUBLE.
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
BUT WE'RE NOT BEING SERIOUS.
WE'RE JUST JOKING AROUND.
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IT'S NOT LIKE SAYING, "MR. LYNCH
WEARS THE SAME THING EVERY DAY
AND HE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE."
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WELL, GOOD. I'M GLAD
YOU'RE NOT. LOOK.
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I, UH, UM... I'M...
WELL, DON'T LET ME
SEE THIS AGAIN.
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OKAY.
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♪♪
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OH, COME ON. KICK IT!
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KICK THE BALL!
DON'T RUB IT!
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YOU KIDS WANNA BE LOSERS
YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
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PLAY WELL!
PLAY SOCCER!
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BRENDON, WHAT'S THE SCORE?
14 TO NOTHING.
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TOO LATE!
YOU'RE ALL LOSERS!
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GAME OVER!
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OH, COME ON, REF!
SHE TRIPPED HIM!
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YELLOW CARD!
YELLOW CARD, REF!
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CALL A YELLOW CARD!
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BRENDON, WHAT'S
A YELLOW CARD?
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UH, IT'S ACTUALLY
A YELLOW CARD.
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IT'S LITERAL.
YEAH.
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THAT'S IDIOTIC.
YEAH, WELL...
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU SICK?
NO, NO, NO.
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I GOT YELLED AT
BY MR. LYNCH THIS MORNING.
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SO? YELL BACK AT HIM.
WHAT'D HE YELL AT YOU FOR?
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I WAS DOING MY IMPRESSION
OF THAT KID, JUNIOR ADDLEBURG,
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AND JUNIOR HEARS ME
AND STARTS CRYING, YOU KNOW.
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THAT WAS IT?
UH, YEAH.
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HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR
MY JIMMY STEWART?
OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
UM, WHAT'S A LINE
FROM THAT MOVIE?
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UM...
IT'S A WONDERFUL WORLD,
THAT MOVIE.
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THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
GIVE ME A LINE FROM THAT.
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IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE?IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, YEAH.
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READY? HERE WE GO.
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.
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THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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HEY, CLARENCE,
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.
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EVERY TIME AN ANGEL RINGS...
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EVERY TIME AN ANGEL RINGS
A BELL, HE GETS HIS WINGS.
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ALL RIGHT? NOW POUR ME
ANOTHER BRANDY. THAT'S MY DAD.
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THAT'S NOT BAD.
WHO ARE YOU DOIN'?
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THAT WAS MY DAD WATCHING
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.
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OH.
WANNA HEAR MY DAD WATCHING
DOG DAY AFTERNOON?
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OKAY.
HEY, SAL, PUT THE GUN DOWN.
NOW GET ME A BEER!
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DO DUSTIN HOFFMAN.
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL DO DUSTIN
HOFFMAN FROM TOOTSIE. READY?
RIGHT.
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HEY, LOOK AT ME.
I'M IN A DRESS.
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NO ONE KNOWS I'M A WOMAN.
SCENT OF A WOMAN.
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THAT'S GOOD. YOU KINDA
DID A COMBINATION OF...
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DO JUNIOR.
DO JUNIOR?
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YEAH, MAKE ME LAUGH.
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AH, YOU DON'T...
WHAT AM I HERE FOR?
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
HE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF TALK.
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I HAVE A BUSHY EYEBROW.
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HE DOES.
I, UH, TALK FUNNY!
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I TALK WEIRD!
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THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, BRENDON.
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THANK YOU.
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
HE'S MAKIN' FUN OF ME!
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DID HE GET MAD AT YOU
FOR DOIN' IT?
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YEAH, HE GOT MAD.
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HEY, MR. LYNCH,
COME AND SAVE ME!
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EVERYONE MAKIN' FUN OF ME!
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DO LYNCH NOW.
MAKE FUN OF MR. LYNCH.
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HEY, I'M, UH, MR. LYNCH!
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MR. LYNCH
AS THE OTHER KID!
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I LIKE, UH, PENCIL LEAD!
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HEY, WHAT'S, UH, EVERYONE
LAUGHING AT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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OH, NO!
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OH, NO! EVERYONE BE
MAKIN' FUN OF ME AGAIN!
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BRENDON!
UH-OH.
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DID YOU NOT HEAR ME BEFORE?
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DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO ME?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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MR. LYNCH, I...
THIS IS THE SAME THING
YOU DID BEFORE.
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THIS IS THE SAME EXACT THING.
I KINDA DID
A DIFFERENT THING.
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YOU DIDN'T LEARN
YOUR LESSON, DID YOU?
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WELL, YOU WILL BE LEARNING
YOUR LESSON SATURDAY AT
THE SENSITIVITY SEMINAR.
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WHAT?
IN FACT, SINCE ALL YOU KIDS FIND
MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE SO FUNNY,
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I WANT ALL OF YOU TO REPORT
TO THE SENSITIVITY SEMINAR
ON SATURDAY.
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OR FACE DETENTION!
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CALM DOWN, LYNCH.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
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HE WAS DOING AN IMPRESSION
OF A KID. IT WAS FUNNY.
THE KID'S WEIRD.
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INCLUDING YOU, MCGUIRK.
YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, LYNCH?
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LOOK, MCGUIRK, TICKET SALES
HAVE BEEN KIND OF SLOW, OKAY?
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I'LL PAY YOU TO GO.
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ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE'S GOING TO
SENSITIVITY SEMINAR ON SATURDAY.
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YOU KNOW, THE REASON
I MUST DO THOSE THINGS
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IS BECAUSE I MUST
WANT ATTENTION.
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I'M NOT THAT POPULAR...
YEAH, BRENDON, IT'S OKAY.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
I KNOW THAT.
YEAH, YOU'RE A GOOD GUY TOO.
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YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
NO HARD FEELINGS. I WAS JUST
KINDA GOOFING AROUND.
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IT WASN'T VERY NICE.
I KNOW THAT.
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SO, UM, YOU KNOW.
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ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M, UH,
READING THE PAPER.
OKAY, WELL...
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HEY, BRENDON, COME TO MY HOUSE
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN.
BRING YOUR FAMILY TO MY HOUSE.
WE'LL HAVE SOME DINNER.
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UM, OKAY.
WHAT?
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HEY, MOM. I'M HOME!
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I GOT IN TROUBLE TODAY. I HAVE
TO GO TO A SEMINAR SATURDAY.
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I APOLOGIZED TO JUNIOR.
HE INVITED US TO DINNER
AT HIS HOUSE.
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I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS.
NOT SO FAST, YOUNG MAN.
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MOM, HI.
UH, I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS.
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NOT SO FAST.
OH. UM, UH...
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WHAT ABOUT A HUG?
HUG?
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A HUG.
OH, A HUG. YEAH.
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I'M WAITING FOR MY HUG.
YEAH, OKAY.
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HEY, COME HERE.
OKAY, I'M GONNA GET GOIN'.
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AH-AH-AH!
UH-OH.
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WHERE'S MY KISS?
OH, RIGHT. KISS.
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MWAH. AND I'M GONNA
GET GOIN'. SEE YOU LATER.
NICE RUNNIN' INTO YOU AGAIN.
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SEE YOU LATER.
BRENDON.
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WHAT WAS THAT PART AGAIN
ABOUT YOU GETTING IN TROUBLE
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THAT YOU SAID EARLIER
REALLY, REALLY FAST.
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I SAID I GOT IN TROUBLE
REALLY FAST. WHY?
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'CAUSE, UH, MR. LYNCH
CALLED EARLIER.
212
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MOM! SO YOU KNEW
THE WHOLE TIME.
213
00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:54,198
WHAT WAS THIS CRAP WITH
THE KISSING AND HUGGING AND ALL?
214
00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,002
I FIGURED I'D GET
A KISS AND HUG BEFORE
I SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM.
215
00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,571
YOU ARE A NASTY MAMA.
216
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:08,279
OKAY, GOT THE COOKIES,
GOT MILK, CLIPBOARD, REMOTE.
217
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,248
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
218
00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,085
I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT,
BRAD AND RITA.
219
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,922
I'M YOUR ONLY CHANCE
OF GETTING OUT ALIVE.
220
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:21,359
BUT IF YOU HURT THOSE HOSTAGES,I CAN'T GUARANTEEYOU'LL GET OUT ALIVE.
221
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,339
I THINK I MIGHT
CUT RIGHT THERE.
222
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,198
HOW DO I TURN THIS THING UP?
223
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I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT!
224
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,770
YOUR ONLY CHANCE
OF GETTING OUT ALIVE.
225
00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,538
UH, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
226
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:34,706
OH, BOY, JASON.
227
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GUYS, IN SUMMATION,
228
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HOSTAGES ALIVE,
229
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ME, ALL YOU'VE GOT.
230
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,149
YOU GUYS DEFINITELY
WANNA GET OUT ALIVE.
231
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,898
HELLO?
232
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,464
OH, HELLO?
HI, MR. ADDLEBURG?
233
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,132
HELLO?
THIS IS PAULA SMALL.
234
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,958
OH, WELL, HELLO, PAULA.
235
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,960
OH, THAT'S WEIRD.
236
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,697
I JUST TRIED TO CALL FOR A PIZZA
AND YOU WAS ON THE PHONE.
237
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,264
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
238
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,501
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?
OH, I FORGET WHAT I SAY.
239
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:08,306
ROBBING THIS BANKMAY HAVE BEEN THE BIGGESTMISTAKE WE'VE EVER MADE, RITA.
240
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,209
WE REALLY SHOT OURSELVES IN
THE FOOT THIS TIME, DIDN'T WE?
241
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,779
YEAH, YEAH, WE DID.AND WE SHOT THE GUARDIN THE FOOT TOO.
242
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,760
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT.WE'RE NEVER GONNAGET OUT OF THIS.
243
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,986
WE'RE GONNA BE KILLED OR GO TO
JAIL FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
244
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:24,188
I JUST WANTED A BETTER LIFE
FOR YOU AND ME AND THE BABY.
245
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:27,492
OH, JASON, GEEZ.
OVERACT A LITTLE, WHY DON'T YOU?
246
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,572
- GOTTA TONE THAT DOWN.
- CUT.
247
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,329
JASON, YOU GOTTA BE BIGGER.
248
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,664
OUCH.
249
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,493
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M BEIN' PRETTY BIG.
250
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:38,136
TRUST ME. IT'S A BIG LINE.
YOU GOTTA SAY IT BIG.
251
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,704
I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
252
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,841
I JUST WANTED A BETTER LIFE...
STOP. STOP.
253
00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,442
YOU GOTTA GET
BIGGER THAN THAT.
254
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,589
I JUST WANTED A BETTER...
BIGGER, BIGGER, BIGGER.
255
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,979
IT'S GOTTA BE
BIGGER THAN THAT.
256
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,749
BIGGER THAN THAT?
BIGGER? OKAY.
257
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:56,721
I JUST WANTED A BETTER LIFE...
STOP, STOP, STOP. BIGGER.
258
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,556
BIGGER THAN THAT.
BIGGER?
259
00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,705
YEAH.
SERIOUSLY?
260
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,770
YEAH.
BIGGER.
261
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,260
LET ME HEAR YOU. ACTION.
262
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,533
BETTER LIFE!
263
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:09,881
BETTER LI...
264
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,070
SO ANYWAY, KEN, I WAS WONDERING
IF THERE WAS SOMETHING
265
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,772
WE COULD BRING TO DINNER
ON SATURDAY.
266
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,051
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
267
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,453
WELL, THAT'S NOT
SO MUCH A BIG DEAL
268
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,856
BECAUSE WE WILL HAVE
ALL THE FOOD HERE, HUH?
269
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,380
YOU BRING SOMETHING?
270
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,083
YOU BRING SOMETHING? NO.
271
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,618
YOU BRING SOMETHING? NO.
272
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,188
OKAY, GREAT.
I'LL BRING THAT.
273
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,135
OKAY. MAKE SURE
YOU HAVE ENOUGH.
274
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,803
CUT. OOH, GEEZ.
275
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,761
WHAT A MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT
YOU'VE BECOME, JASON.
276
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,597
BRENDON, BACK OFF.
YOU'RE BEING A JERK.
277
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,966
I'M BEING A JERK?
I'M TRYING TO BE CONSTRUCTIVE.
278
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,113
YOU ARE BEING A JERK.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING THERE?
279
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,614
WHAT?
YOU'RE A JERK.
280
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,483
YOU'RE A JERK.
REALLY? YOU'RE A JERK.
281
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,818
KNOW WHAT ELSE?
YOU'RE A JERK.
282
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,682
KNOW WHAT JUST OCCURRED
TO ME? YOU'RE A JERK.
283
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,555
KNOW WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF?
YOU'RE A JERK.
284
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,390
KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A JERK.
YOU'RE THE JERK.
285
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,492
YOU'RE A JERK.YOU WERE KIND OFBEING A JERK.
286
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,062
YOU'RE BOTH A JERK.WHY'S JASON A JERK?YOU'RE THE JERK.
287
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,596
KNOW SOMETHING?
I'M NOT A JERK.
288
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,320
GUESS WHAT?
JASON, YOU'RE FIRED.
289
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,988
REHIRE JASON.
290
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,402
BRENDON.WHAT? YOU'RE FIRED, JASON.HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
291
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,659
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
WE ARE IN THE SCRIPT.
292
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,307
THIS ISN'T ON THE SCRIPT.THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.OH.
293
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,575
YOU'RE FIRED, JASON.
BRENDON.
294
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,532
HOW? I'M THE GUY,
THE HOSTAGE.
295
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,300
I'LL REPLACE YOU.
YOU'RE REPLACEABLE.
296
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,969
APOLOGIZE TO JASON.
297
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,548
YOU'RE REPLACEABLE.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MELISSA?
298
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,617
WHAT?AS LONG AS I'M A JERK,YOU'RE FIRED.
299
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,441
APOLOGIZE TO MELISSA.
300
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,487
YOU CAN'T FIRE US,
'CAUSE WE QUIT.
301
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,746
GO AHEAD. GET OUT OF HERE.
WHO CARES?
302
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,115
SEND FLOWERS TO MELISSA.
303
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,483
♪♪
304
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,054
OKAY, OKAY, QUIET, PLEASE.
305
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,067
THANK YOU. WELCOME TO...
306
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,725
NO, I DON'T MEAN QUIET
ON THE VOLUME.
307
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,160
TURN MY MICROPHONE UP.
308
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,773
OH, BOY.
309
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,363
OH. THANK YOU.
310
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:50,034
WELL, WELCOME, EVERYBODY,
TO "IMPROVING YOUR LIFE
THROUGH IMPROV,"
311
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,171
A.K.A.,
THE SENSITIVITY SEMINAR.
312
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,374
PRESENTED BY THE MATH DEPARTMENT
AND YOURS TRULY.
313
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,043
THANK YOU. HMM.
314
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,045
QUIET, PLEASE.
315
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:05,650
PLEASE WELCOME WITH
A ROUSING SENSITIVE ROUND
OF ROUNDING APPLAUSE,
316
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,385
WE'RE JUST PEOPLE TOO!
317
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,823
HEY, THANK YOU!
318
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,558
WOW, YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT!
DON'T THEY, JOSH?
319
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:19,597
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS THE UGLIEST
GROUP OF PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN!
320
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,599
THAT'S NOT BEING
VERY SENSITIVE, JOSH.
321
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:25,270
IN FACT, LET'S START OFF
WITH A LITTLE STORY FROM MATT
322
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:29,473
ON WHAT IT MEANS TO BE SENSITIVE
AND UNDERSTANDING. MATT.
323
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,921
BOY, THIS IS GONNA BE
A LONG AFTERNOON.
324
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,523
IT'S YOUR FAULT, BRENDON.
LET'S NOT PLAY
THE BLAME GAME.
325
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,580
TRY SAYING THAT
THREE TIMES FAST.
BET YOU CAN'T.
326
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,427
BLAME GAME, BLAME GAME,
GAME BLAME. EASY.
327
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,930
WHAT'D I MISS?
JASON, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
328
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,386
DON'T I GO
TO SCHOOL HERE?
329
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,422
IT'S SATURDAY.
OH.
330
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,968
YOU KNOW?
331
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:50,128
THANK YOU, MATT,
FOR OPENING UP AND SHARING
THAT VERY PAINFUL STORY.
332
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,731
OKAY, NOW IT'S TIME
FOR AN IMPROV GAME!
333
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,936
QUICK, I NEED A CITY,
AN OCCUPATION AND A SKIN COLOR.
334
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,084
HELLO.
YEAH, THIS IS SHE.
335
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,343
WHAT? I WON.
336
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,245
OH, MY GOD. I WON.
337
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,226
♪♪
338
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,434
WASN'T THAT FUN?
339
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,248
I THINK THEY'RE
PRETTY GOOD.
340
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,538
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
SHE'S AWFUL.
341
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,943
GWEN IS ACTUALLY
EXTREMELY CHARMING AND THAT
LILTING VOICE, FORGET IT.
342
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,113
I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY.
OH, SHE'S GOT A HOLD OF ME.
343
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,448
NOW, I NEED SOME VOLUNTEERS.
344
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,594
OH, OH!
PICK ME!
345
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,218
OKAY, HOW ABOUT...
346
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,121
YOU... AND YOU...
347
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,456
AND YOU...
OH, YIPPEE!
348
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,059
I WIN!
WHAT ABOUT ME?
349
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,605
IT'S OKAY, PERRY.
I'LL REPRESENT YOU.
350
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,964
BUT WALTER, WE CAN'T
BE SEPARATED.
I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.
351
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,066
MISS! MISS!
352
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,002
YOU.
ALL RIGHT, I WIN!
353
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,136
OH, I NEED ONE MORE.
354
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,005
PLEASE, PLEASE, HEY!
355
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,140
YOU.
ME?
356
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,675
OH, ACTUALLY, I NEED ONE MORE.
357
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,744
HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
358
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,679
THIS IS NOT THE BATHROOM.
359
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,448
YOU!
HUH?
360
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,295
GOD-BYE, MY LOVE.
GOOD-BYE, LOVE, LOVE.
361
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,684
YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE IN MY HEART.
362
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,631
LYNCH, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
363
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,533
QUIET, AND LEARN SOMETHING.
SHUT UP.
364
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,734
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
365
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,758
BRENDON.
OKAY, BRENDON,
366
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,229
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
AN IMPROVISATIONAL GAME
CALLED FREEZE TAG.
367
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:35,166
BUT FIRST, AUDIENCE, WE NEED
TO GIVE BRENDON AN OCCUPATION.
368
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,501
CEMENT MIXER!
369
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,571
I HEARD DENTAL HYGIENIST.
370
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,774
I DIDN'T.
WHAT ABOUT
AN OCCUPATION FOR ME?
371
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,148
I HEARD WINDOW WASHER.
372
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,183
WINDOW WASHER. GOOD ONE.
373
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,718
OKAY, BRENDON, YOU AND I
ARE IN A DENTIST'S OFFICE.
374
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,056
YOU'RE CLEANING SOMEONE'S TEETH
WHILE I'M CLEANING THE WINDOWS.
375
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,693
BOY, THESE WINDOWS
SURE ARE DIRTY.
376
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,974
HOW ARE THE TEETH COMING?
377
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,932
OOPS, I DROPPED MY SPONGE.
LET ME GET IT.
378
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,835
THERE IT IS.
SLIPPERY SPONGE.
379
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,136
FREEZE!
380
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,472
SO NOW WE FREEZE IN WHATEVER
POSITION WE'RE IN
381
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:18,376
AND JOSH COMES OVER AND TAGS
THE PERSON HE WANTS TO REPLACE.
382
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,246
AND THEN HE TAKES THE SCENE
IN AN EVEN FUNNIER DIRECTION.
IT'S AWESOME!
383
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,316
FIRST TIME IN PRISON?
384
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,854
WHAT?
TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.
385
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,857
NOW YOU'RE A DOCTOR?
386
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,126
FREEZE!
387
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:40,531
ARE THESE SHOES TOO TIGHT
THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF BUYING
FROM ME, A SHOE SALESMAN?
388
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,268
MAYBE YOU NEED AN EXTRA-LARGE
SIZE, EH, SASQUATCH?
389
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:49,740
FREEZE! I MEAN UNFREEZE.
NEVER MIND. KEEP GOING.
390
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,454
FREEZE!
HI, PERRY!
391
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,410
HI!
392
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,544
OH, MY GOD!
393
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,546
FREEZE.
394
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,749
HEY, BRENDON,
FIRST TIME IN PRISON?
395
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,286
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
396
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,356
SO I DROPPED
MY SLIPPERY SPONGE.
397
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,403
EH, SASQUATCH?
SHOE SALESMAN.
398
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,692
FREEZE!
399
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,962
UH, AM I STILL
A DENTAL PERSON?
400
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,033
IS THAT BETTER, TIN MAN?
401
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,235
CAN YOU MOVE
YOUR ARMS NOW, TIN MAN?
402
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,836
FREEZE!
403
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,508
ARE YOU GONNA
TAG ONE OF US?
404
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:27,078
NO. NO. NO, I'M NOT.
I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP.
405
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,612
THIS IS AWFUL.
406
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:35,819
SO WHEN I FINISH MY THESIS,
I'LL HAVE A DOUBLE MASTERS
IN EDUCATION AND IN SCIENCE.
407
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,755
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
UM...
408
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,425
I COLLECT WORLD WAR II STUFF.
409
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:44,962
HELMETS. I GOT TWO LUGERS.
YOU GONNA FINISH THAT MILK?
410
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,165
HUH? SWEETHEART?
411
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,666
MM, YEAH.
412
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,069
NICE LEGS.
413
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,614
GEEZ.
I WORK OUT.
414
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:53,804
SHAVE.
415
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,842
NOW WE COME TO
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF OUR SHOW, PEOPLE.
416
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,756
THE PART WHERE
YOU LEAVE, I HOPE.
417
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,691
SHUT UP, BRENDON.
YOU SHUT UP.
418
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,249
JOSH IS GONNA TALK ABOUT
THE NEED TO BE SENSITIVE.
419
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,086
NOT JUST TO PEOPLE WHO
ARE DIFFERENT PHYSICALLY
OR MENTALLY,
420
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:09,454
BUT WHATEVER.
421
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:13,458
JOSH.
THANKS, GWEN. LET ME
TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING.
422
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,893
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE DIFFERENT.
423
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,028
I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO BE HURT.
424
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,431
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE STARED AT,
425
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,367
LAUGHED AT AND POINTED AT.
426
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,314
I KNOW WHAT IT...
427
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,371
THAT'S IT. 4:00.
428
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,940
AND THAT CONCLUDES MY 100 HOURS
OF COMMUNITY SERVICE, FOLKS.
429
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:33,144
I'M OUT OF HERE.
ENJOY THE PIZZA.
OH, UH, WORD OF ADVICE, KIDS.
430
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:37,047
NEVER PROTEST IN FRONT
OF A FEDERAL BUILDING.
YOU GET ARRESTED. PEACE, DUDES.
431
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,150
UH, TIME FOR THE CLOSING SONG.
432
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:48,993
♪ OOH,
DA-DA-DA-DA-DEE-DA-DA-DA-DAA ♪
433
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:53,831
THIS IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT
TOLERANCE AND UNDERSTANDING.
434
00:18:53,899 --> 00:19:00,004
♪ I WATCHED A CATERPILLAR
CHANGE INTO A BUTTERFLY TODAY ♪
435
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:05,009
♪ SHE WATCHED A CATERPILLAR
CHANGE INTO A BUTTERFLY ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
436
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:09,147
♪ YOU CAN THROW ROCKS
FROM YOUR HOUSE OF GLASS ♪
437
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:12,183
♪ AIN'T NO SKIN
OFF OF MY ASS ♪
438
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:17,655
♪ AIN'T NO SKIN OF OF MY...
AIN'T NO SKIN OFF OF MY ASS ♪
439
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,758
♪ AIN'T NO SKIN
OFF OF MY ASS ♪
PEOPLE,
440
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,361
DON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER
AS BLACK AND WHITE.
441
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:27,565
LOOK AT EACH OTHER
AS LIGHT AND DARK.
442
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:31,869
♪ AIN'T NO SKIN... ♪
BE SENSITIVE TODAY.
443
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,706
♪ AND YOU CAN THROW ROCKS
FROM YOUR HOUSE OF GLASS ♪
444
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,442
♪ AIN'T NO SKIN
OFF OF MY ASS ♪
445
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:42,547
♪ MY SWEET ASS, MY SWEET ASS,
MY SWEET ASS ♪
446
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,183
♪ I LOVE MY ASS ♪
447
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,919
♪ MY SWEET, SWEET, SWEET,
SWEET, SWEET, SWEET ASS ♪
448
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:54,158
♪ OH, SWEET, SWEET, SWEET,
SWEET, SWEET, SWEET ASS ♪
449
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,100
NOW REMEMBER, BRENDON...
450
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,980
DON'T MAKE FUN OF
THE WAY THEY TALK.
451
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:08,172
I WAS GONNA SAY DON'T EAT LIKE
A PIG, BUT, YEAH, WHAT YOU SAID.
452
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,653
BRENDON, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT?
453
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,877
IT'S NOT A BAD THING OR
ANYTHING. IN FACT, IT'S GOOD.
BUT KINDA BAD.
454
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,892
WHAT IS IT?
REMEMBER WHEN I MAILED A BIG
PACKAGE THE OTHER MORNING?
455
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,517
NO.
I ENTERED
A VIDEO CONTEST.
456
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,786
I SENT IN ONE OF YOUR
VIDEOTAPES AND IT CAME IN
THIRD PLACE.
457
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,356
YOU SENT IN...
THIRD PLACE? THAT'S ALL?
458
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,492
YOU WON $500, BRENDON.
$500? WOW.
THAT'S AWESOME. REALLY?
459
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,994
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
460
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,209
WELL, MAYBE, BUT...
WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEND IN?
461
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:37,067
IT WASN'T EXACTLY A MOVIE.
I MEAN, IT WAS A MOVIE,
BUT YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT.
462
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,605
IT WAS A HOME MOVIE
I TOOK OF YOU WHEN
YOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD.
463
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,940
REMEMBER THAT ONE?
UH, NO.
464
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,876
SURE YOU DO. YOU WERE SO CUTE.
YOU WERE SINGING THE ALPHABET
465
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,613
AND LAUGHING AND THEN YOU PEED
YOUR PANTS AND STARTED CRYING.
466
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,914
YOU SENT THAT IN?
467
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,061
OH, MOM, THAT IS SO
EMBARRASSING.
468
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,920
I KNOW. I MEAN,
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT,
BUT I KNEW IT WOULD WIN.
469
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:01,091
WELL, IT'S STILL
EMBARRASSING KNOWING PEOPLE
LOOKED AT THAT TAPE.
470
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,627
YEAH, WELL...
471
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:06,297
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, COME ON IN. THERE'S...
472
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,278
I HAVE TO LAUGH SO MUCH.
THEY'RE SHOWING THE VIDEO
ON THE NEWS.
473
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,436
THEY'RE SHOWING...
WHAT, THEY'RE SHOWING MY...
THE VIDEO ON THE NEWS?
474
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,172
THEY'RE SHOWING THE VIDEO.
COME ON IN.
475
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,674
I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.
476
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,377
HEY, QUIET, QUIET, QUIET.
IT'S ON AGAIN.
OH, NO.
477
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,079
PEOPLE CAN'T SEEM TO GET
ENOUGH OF THIS VIDEO,
478
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,682
SO HERE IT IS AGAIN,
LITTLE BRENDON SMALL.
479
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,251
♪ A, B, C, D... ♪
COME ON.
480
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,053
♪ E, F, G ♪
THAT'S IT.
481
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:35,359
♪ A, K, P, P,
KA, MA, NA, NO, UH... ♪
482
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,261
CLOSE.
PEE.
483
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,863
OH, MY GOD. HE PEED!
484
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,604
BRENDON.
PEE. PEE, MOMMY.
485
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,139
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH PEE.
PEE, MOM, LOOK.
486
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,874
OKAY, BRENDON,
STOP WITH THE PEE.
487
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,611
OH, BOY.
488
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,414
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