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THE OLD MAN! 14 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,812 AAH! 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,959 OKAY, GUYS. THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL SHOOT WE DID THREE MONTHS AGO. 16 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,562 NOW HERE'S THE RESHOOT WE DID YESTERDAY. OKAY. 17 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,487 WHEW, IT'S HOT OUT HERE, EH, MASON? 18 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,422 YEP. 19 00:00:57,491 --> 00:01:00,091 DON'T GET MUCH HOTTER THAN THIS, DO IT? 20 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,493 NO, IT "DO-N'T." 21 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:05,297 HOTTER THAN ALL THE DAYS. HOTTER THAN ALL THE NIGHTS. 22 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:08,333 IT'S STILL DAMNED HOT. 23 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,737 MAKES ME HUNGRY JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE HEAT. 24 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:12,937 MAKES ME HUNGRY HOT! 25 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,339 DAMN HUNGRY HOT. 26 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,308 DAMN CHIPS. 27 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,344 NEED SOME HELP THERE? I CAN'T SEEM TO GET A PROPER HANDFUL. 28 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,247 OH, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR SWEATY HANDS ALL OVER THE CHIPS? 29 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,396 GRANTED IT'S A DIFFERENT TAKE FROM WHAT WE DID, 30 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,863 BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 31 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,488 UM, I LIKED THAT. I THOUGHT IT WAS WAY MORE REAL. 32 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,590 YEAH, AND YOU KNOW, WE COULD SPLICE 'EM TOGETHER. 33 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:35,594 WE CAN'T SPLICE THEM TOGETHER. DON'T YOU SEE THE GLARING CONTINUITY PROBLEM? 34 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:39,063 OH, THE LIGHTING? IT'S NOT SO BAD. I'M A BIG FAN OF NATURAL LIGHT. 35 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:42,066 GUYS, IT'S NOT THE LIGHTING. THIS PROBLEM IS BIGGER. 36 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,568 YOU KNOW, WIDER. 37 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,069 IT IS SHOCKING. 38 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:48,039 IT'S SHOCKING THE VARIETY OF CHIPS YOU CAN GET TODAY. 39 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,641 CAN YOU PUT DOWN THE CHIPS? 40 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,176 I REALLY AM NOT BOTHERED BY THE LIGHTING DIFFERENCE. 41 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,045 IT'S A FATTER PROBLEM. 42 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,981 YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS? 43 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,484 MOM? HMM? 44 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,287 I WANT YOU TO SQUINT YOUR EYES AND STAND BACK A LITTLE BIT. 45 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,823 HAVE I GOTTEN REALLY, REALLY FAT? 46 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:08,293 NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT TOO FAT. OH, GEEZ. 47 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:12,030 YOU'RE GROWING, BRENDON. YOU'RE AT THAT AGE WHERE YOU'RE A GROWING BOY. 48 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:14,210 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING ME? 49 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:17,001 I'VE BEEN FEEDING YOU THE SAME THING I'VE BEEN FEEDING MYSELF. 50 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,970 AND DO I LOOK FAT? I'M NOT FAT. 51 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:21,940 NO... WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT? 52 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,174 BY "NO?" 53 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,910 NO, BY "NO..." 54 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,356 I WAS GONNA SAY I DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOTTEN MUCH FATTER. 55 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,414 IT'S THAT WORDING AGAIN BRENDON. 56 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,784 MOM, SERIOUSLY, FROM DOWN HERE YOU LOOK GIGANTIC. 57 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,964 BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M SMALL. 58 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,956 WELCOME TO THE FAT CLUB, BRENDON. 59 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:39,825 NO. YES. 60 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,827 YOU AND ME. FAT CLUB MEMBERS. 61 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,372 NO. NO? 62 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:46,932 NO. NOTHIN' WRONG WITH IT. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR SIZE. 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,401 THE FIRST WAY OF DEALING WITH YOUR FAT IS ADMITTING IT. NOW SAY IT, FATSO. 64 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,472 NO, YOU SAY IT. ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE FAT. 65 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,107 AND YOU'RE GETTING FATTER. IT'S AMAZING. I LOVE IT. 66 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,944 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. SO I'M FAT. BIG DEAL. 67 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,312 WELL, YOU PASSED THE FIRST STEP, BRENDON. 68 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:06,284 THE NEXT QUESTION YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF IS HOW DOES BEING FAT WORK FOR ME? 69 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,986 WELL? I DON'T KNOW. 70 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:11,590 WELL, IT MAKES YOU FUNNIER. EVERYBODY LOVES A FAT GUY. THEY'RE FUNNY. 71 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,037 I WOULD HAVE TO GET REALLY FAT, WOULDN'T I, TO GET REALLY FUNNY? 72 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:17,929 NO, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BE A LITTLE DUMPY, WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD CALL YOU. 73 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,164 I'M DUMPY. YEAH, THAT'S PHASE ONE. 74 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,045 OKAY. THERE'S ABOUT EIGHT PHASES. 75 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:25,570 IT STARTS FROM DUMPY, THEN IT GOES TO FRUMPY, THEN IT GOES TO FAT. 76 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,607 SIX PHASES OF FAT. I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT A SCIENTIST. 77 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:31,409 I'M JUST SAYING YOU GET FATTER AND FATTER. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 78 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,412 YOU START THE CYCLE AND THEN YOU DON'T STOP. MM-HMM. 79 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,425 ISN'T IT LIKE TOTALLY UNHEALTHY? SO? 80 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,728 ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS, BRENDON? YEAH. 81 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:42,621 SOME GIRLS LIKE FAT GUYS 'CAUSE THEIR FATHERS WERE FAT, RIGHT? RIGHT. 82 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,857 SO YOU PLAY ON THAT. IT'S THE FAT FATHER SYNDROME. 83 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,058 IT'S THE FFS. 84 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,660 FAT FATHER SYNDROME. YEAH. 85 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,596 GIRLS HAVE FAT FATHERS, ALL RIGHT? MM-HMM. 86 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,365 SO WHEN YOU'RE FAT, YOU REMIND GIRLS OF THEIR FATHER. 87 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,778 RIGHT. DONE DEAL. 88 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:58,570 ♪♪ 89 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,274 GEEZ. LOOK HOW FAT I GOT. WOW. 90 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,478 STILL FAT. OOH! 91 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,246 OH, I'M FAT. 92 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:12,517 BOYS, YOU HAVE BOTH PUT ON A GREAT DEAL OF WEIGHT IN A VERY SHORT TIME. 93 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,219 TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE. 94 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,998 I CAN HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT. 95 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,390 I THINK WE'D BETTER PUT YOU TWO ON A DIET. 96 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,791 OUT OF THE QUESTION. 97 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:24,195 NO MORE JUNK FOOD, AND GOING TO GYM CLASS AND EXERCISING. 98 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,608 NO. NO. YES. YES. 99 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,444 YES. NO. NO. NO. 100 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,946 AND IT'LL TAKE A WHILE TO LOSE THE WEIGHT. NO, NURSE. NO! 101 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,536 BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. 102 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,016 WAIT. I WANT TO SEE AN ACCREDITED PHYSICIAN. 103 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,342 JASON, WE CAN GO TO A DOCTOR THAT CAN DO THIS OVERNIGHT. YEAH. 104 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:40,445 A DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU THE SAME THING. EATING HEALTHY AND... 105 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,880 WRONG! WRONG! 106 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,282 OKAY, LISTEN, JASON... DEAD WRONG! 107 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,530 I JUST WANT YOU TWO TO BE HEALTHY. YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME! 108 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,287 ALL RIGHT. 109 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,667 BRENDON. YES? 110 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,491 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO FOLLOW MY LEAD, 111 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,371 I WILL BE WALKING OUT OF HERE. OKAY. 112 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,661 NURSE, YOU WILL CERTAINLY BE HEARING FROM US AGAIN. 113 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,108 OKAY. YEAH, GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST LAWSUIT 114 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,200 YOU'LL EVER IMAGINE, LADY, LADY, LADY. 115 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,769 OKAY. 116 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,908 HAVIN' LUNCH THERE. YUP. 117 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,955 WHAT ARE YOU, UH... WHAT ARE YOU HAVIN'? SALAD. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 118 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:17,215 JUST CAME IN TO GET SOME WATER, YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. 119 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,185 RIGHT. YOU EAT PRETTY HEALTHY, HUH? 120 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,186 YES, I DO. 121 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,232 YEAH, LIKE A GOAT. 122 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,090 IT'S KINDA CUTE. MM. 123 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,727 YOU KNOW? CHEWIN' ON YOUR GREENS. MM-HMM. 124 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,596 BROUGHT UP THAT WAY? YOU MORMON? 125 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:35,801 NO, I JUST STARTED DOING IT ON MY OWN ONE DAY. OH. 126 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,069 SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? WAS HE LIKE A BIG FAT GUY? 127 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,738 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, WAS HE, LIKE, 128 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,440 YOU KNOW, BIG, LIKE ME? 129 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:46,011 UM, YEAH. HE WAS A LITTLE HEAVY WHEN I WAS A KID. 130 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,523 YEAH, I FIGURED. WHY? 131 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,981 HE WAS HEAVY DURING YOUR MORE IMPRESSIONABLE YEARS. 132 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,851 WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME? NOTHING. 133 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,654 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A FEEL OF HOW FAT YOUR DAD WAS. 134 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,990 YEAH. WELL, I BETTER GO, YOU KNOW. 135 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,704 OKAY. LUNCH IS LUNCH. 136 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,831 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. SEE YOU. 137 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,398 SEE YOU. 138 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,600 SO YOU WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE? 139 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:13,404 LOOK, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN DATING YOU, MCGUIRK. 140 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,785 WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE A DATE. REALLY? 141 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,369 JUST, LIKE, HANG OUT. LIKE, GO OUT, HANG OUT SOMEWHERE. 142 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,713 I WOULD HANG OUT WITH YOU ONLY IN A GROUP SETTING. 143 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,514 YOU KNOW, LIKE A FACULTY MEETING. 144 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,328 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 145 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,452 HANGING OUT WITH A GROUP. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE. 146 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,922 YEAH. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU LIKE LASER TAG? 147 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,824 NO. PAINTBALL. 148 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,294 NO. THIS HAS BEEN GREAT HANGING OUT HERE. LET'S JUST... I'M GONNA HIT IT. 149 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:39,898 HOW LONG WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MEMBERSHIP TO BE? 150 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,945 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S THE CHEAPEST POSSIBLE PLAN? 151 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,502 OKAY, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD DO A TWO-YEAR PACKAGE. 152 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,916 OKAY, HOW MUCH IS THAT PLAN? 153 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,174 BASIC IS $500. 154 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,786 400. 500. 155 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,588 450. WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 156 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,724 OKAY, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST FOR SAY, LIKE, SIX MONTHS? 157 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,249 SIX MONTHS? WELL... UH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT PLAN. 158 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,929 WHY DON'T I? WELL, 'CAUSE ON THAT PLAN YOU CAN'T USE THE POOL. 159 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,464 THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T WANNA USE THE POOL. 160 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:04,167 YOU CAN'T USE THE TOWELS. I'LL BRING MY OWN TOWELS FROM HOME. 161 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,951 YEAH, THAT PLAN ALSO RESTRICTS YOU FROM USING 162 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,471 OVER 80 PERCENT OF THE EXERCISE MACHINES. EVEN BETTER. 163 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:11,729 WHAT CAN I USE ON THIS PLAN? UH, FREE WEIGHTS. 164 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,032 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S IT. 165 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,672 LYNCH. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE. 166 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,507 WELL, IT APPEARS AS IF YOU FOUND ME. 167 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,709 I JUST WANNA ASK YOU SOMETHING. WHAT? 168 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,555 WHY DON'T WE EVER HANG OUT, HUH? 169 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:30,648 UM, POSSIBLY BECAUSE WE HATE EACH OTHER. OH, YEAH. 170 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:33,819 LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME? HMM. 171 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,188 NO, A DOUBLE DATE, LYNCH. ALL RIGHT? 172 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,824 YOU, ME AND TWO WOMEN. A GROUP THING. 173 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,692 GOIN' OUT SOMEWHERE. HAVIN' FUN. 174 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,139 WAIT. FIRST OF ALL, WITH WHO? WELL, THE NURSE. 175 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,341 WELL, THEN WHO WOULD YOU BE TAKING? THE NURSE. 176 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:48,599 WHO WILL I TAKE THEN? I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ABOUT MRS. ADAMSON? 177 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,069 UH, SHE'S MARRIED. UH, "MRS."? 178 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,973 RIGHT. RIGHT. WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S-HER-FACE THAT DOES BIOLOGY? 179 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:58,509 OH, CAROL WHAT'S-HER-FACE? YOU MEAN THE BLONDISH, PONYTAIL... 180 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,610 YES. NO. 181 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,357 MAN, LYNCH. YOU'RE A LITTLE PICKY. 182 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:03,248 I'M NOT PICKY, I'M CHOOSY. 183 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,477 SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? THE LUNCH LADY OR THE MATH LADY? 184 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,853 HMM. THAT'S A GREAT CHOICE. THANK YOU. 185 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,787 UH, NO AND NO. 186 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,724 LOOK, I'LL PAY FOR DRINKS. DEAL. 187 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,832 OH. OH, GOD. 188 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,011 SO, SO GOOD. 189 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,769 JASON, WAIT. 190 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,672 JASON, WE'RE BREAKING THE DIET. I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. 191 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:31,843 I KNOW, BUT I WAS EATING HEALTHY ALL DAY UNTIL WE GOT HERE AND SNUCK FOOD OUT OF THE HOUSE. 192 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,112 ME TOO. I STARVED MYSELF UNTIL NOW. 193 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,881 NOW THE PAYOFF IS SO WORTH IT, BRENDON. 194 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:40,986 WE'RE JUST GONNA GET FATTER AND FATTER. MMM. I KNOW. 195 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,688 BRENDON, THE ONLY TIME I EAT A LOT IS AROUND YOU. 196 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,957 THE ONLY TIME I EAT A LOT IS AROUND YOU. 197 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,427 HUH. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS? 198 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,363 I THINK IT MEANS THAT WE'RE... 199 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,531 I THINK WE'RE FAT ENABLERS. 200 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,568 WE ARE? WE CREATE A SITUATION WHERE IT'S OKAY TO EAT A LOT. 201 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:01,972 IT IS OKAY TO EAT A LOT. NO, NO. IT ISN'T. WE HAVE TO STOP. 202 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,876 WAIT. OKAY. OKAY, JASON, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO PASS ME THAT CUPCAKE, 203 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,891 BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME, ALL RIGHT? OKAY. 204 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,627 WILL YOU PASS ME THAT CUPCAKE? HERE YOU GO. PASS ME THE CHIPS. 205 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,851 YEAH, HERE. THANKS. 206 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,155 SEE? THIS IS THE PROBLEM, JASON. 207 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,326 WHAT IS? IT'S US. 208 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,196 - THIS FAT CURSE IS-IS... - WHOOPS. EXCUSE ME. 209 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:29,200 I WAS GONNA SAY, I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO BREAK THE FAT CURSE 210 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,869 IS BY NEVER SEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN. 211 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,317 OKAY, FINE. THEN WE WON'T EAT. WE'LL JUST SIT. 212 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,674 NO, JASON. WE WON'T. 213 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,044 JASON, I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU. NO, BRENDON. NO. 214 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:44,349 WE HAVE TO LEAVE EACH OTHER. BRENDON, WAIT. WE ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER AND FOOD. 215 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,986 JASON, WE HAVE TO LEAVE EACH OTHER. WE CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 216 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:56,427 I DON'T LIKE YOU. IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU. 217 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,697 GOOD-BYE. 218 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:03,468 GOOD-BYE, MY SWEET FAT PRINCE. 219 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,203 AND LEAVE THE CHIPS. OKAY. 220 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,757 UH, HEY, MOM? 221 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,638 IS IT OKAY IF I GO HANG OUT WITH MELISSA AT THE PIZZA ARCADE TONIGHT? 222 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,928 WHICH ARCADE? DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S. 223 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,798 MMM. GREAT PIZZA. YEAH. GREAT PLACE. 224 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,010 GREAT PLACE. YEAH. 225 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,479 YOU'RE STILL NOT HANGING OUT WITH JASON? 226 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,868 NO, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT. 227 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,848 WE HAD A PRETTY UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. 228 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,550 LOOK AT ME. I'M BACK TO NORMAL. 229 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,241 WON'T IT BE TEMPTING TO BREAK YOUR DIET AT DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S? 230 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,978 I'VE DEVELOPED A LOT OF SELF-CONTROL OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, SO I THINK I'LL BE OKAY. 231 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,458 OH, NO. HERE COMES AN EMPLOYEE. OKAY. UH-OH. 232 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,527 GET OFF. GET OFF. GO HIDE IN THE LADIES' ROOM. 233 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,728 - MOM? - BRENDON. 234 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,830 I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU? HI, YOU. 235 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,556 HEY, YOU BETTER GO IN THE LADIES' ROOM AND LOOK FOR YOUR MOM, LITTLE KID. 236 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,329 TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, LYNCH. 237 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,975 BEFORE THE LADIES GET HERE, ALL RIGHT, 238 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,511 WE GOTTA GET A COUPLE THINGS STRAIGHT. MM-HMM. YEAH? 239 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:12,570 FIRST OF ALL, EVEN THOUGH THIS TECHNICALLY ISN'T A REAL DATE, BUT A GROUP OUTING, 240 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:16,574 WE STILL HAVE TO BE ON OUR TOES, ALL RIGHT? UH, YEAH, OKAY. AND... 241 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:20,377 THAT MEANS I HAVE TO COME ACROSS LOOKIN' GOOD, AND SO DO YOU 'CAUSE I BROUGHT YOU. 242 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,715 THAT MEANS DON'T EMBARRASS ME. THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER. 243 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,294 WE HAVE TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER... 244 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,952 IN FRONT OF THE LADIES. IN FRONT OF THE LADIES. 245 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,922 YEAH, THAT MEANS NO TRICKS, LYNCH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 246 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:34,470 LOOK, I KNOW YOU GOT A THING FOR THE NURSE. I'M NOT STUPID. MM-HMM. YEAH? 247 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,994 SHE'S MY DATE TONIGHT. 248 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,929 EVEN THOUGH THIS IS NOT A DATE. 249 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,197 RIGHT. EVEN THOUGH THIS IS NOT A DATE. 250 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,867 LOOK, THERE'S OUR NOT-DATES RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. 251 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,402 SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME. 252 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,472 JUST PRACTICE. UM, YOU LOOK GOOD. 253 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,120 SAY MY HAIR LOOKS GOOD. ALL RIGHT. YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD. 254 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,810 "DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR? IT LOOKS NICE." 255 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,490 NO, I DIDN'T. I LIKE IT THIS WAY. 256 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,025 NO, I MEAN SAY THAT TO ME. OH. 257 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,050 LOOK, "OH, WHAT, DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR? IT LOOKS NI..." HI. 258 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,989 I NEED TO REFILL THIS PRESCRIPTION. IT'S FOR MY ANXIETY DISORDER, 259 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,726 AND IT'S WORKING NICELY, 'CAUSE, UH, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO APPROACH YOU OTHERWISE. 260 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:09,727 UH-HUH. 261 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:10,940 OH, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 262 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,875 YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE A DOCTOR, RIGHT? 263 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,678 AH, YEAH. KIND OF. DO YOU HAVE A DRUG THAT MAKES IT SO THAT 264 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,637 I'M NOT MADE TO FEEL INFERIOR AND REALLY CRAPPY BY GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE 265 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,416 WHO ARE IN WAY BETTER SHAPE THAN ME? 266 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,641 UH, THE LIQUOR STORE'S ACROSS THE STREET. ALL RIGHT? 267 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,590 THANKS. MM-HMM. 268 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,990 YOU LOOK GOOD, BRENDON. REALLY? 269 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,324 YEAH. WELL, THANK YOU. 270 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,160 YOU KNOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO TO STAY THIS WAY 271 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,704 IS TO DEPRIVE MYSELF OF ANYTHING THAT I ENJOY. 272 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,521 GOOD FOR YOU, 'CAUSE WHATEVER YOU'RE DOIN', IT'S WORKIN'. WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 273 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,234 HEY, YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS 274 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,326 WE CAN EVEN GET BACK TO MAKING MOVIES, YOU KNOW, WITH JASON. 275 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,597 HUH? UH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, LIKE, UH, MAYBE. 276 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,077 HEY, LET'S TURN IN THOSE TICKETS FOR SOME STUPID CRAP AT THE COUNTER. 277 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,533 OKAY. 278 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,881 WHAT SHOULD WE GET? WE COULD GET THAT PLASTIC LIZARD. 279 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,505 NAH, HOW ABOUT THOSE REALLY BIG SUNGLASSES? 280 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,541 THE COMB, BRENDON. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THAT REALLY BIG COMB. 281 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,144 LET ME SEE. HOW ABOUT, UH... 282 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,379 HOW ABOUT A YO-YO? 283 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,093 JASON. BRENDON. 284 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,332 THIS PLACE DOESN'T ACTUALLY LOOK SO BAD. 285 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,468 I SAW COMING IN THAT THEY'RE HAVING A POETRY THING LATER ON. 286 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,094 YEAH, YEAH. ME AND LYNCH PICKED IT OUT, RIGHT, BUDDY? 287 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,231 UH, YEAH, YEAH. MCGUIRK WAS EASY TO WORK WITH WHEN IT CAME TO FINDING A PLACE. 288 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,399 WE REALLY GET ALONG RATHER WELL. 289 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,480 THAT'S RIGHT. WE ALWAYS DO, BUDDY. 290 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,181 HEY, YOU LOOK NICE TONIGHT. THANK YOU. 291 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,205 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 292 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:31,575 IS THAT A NEW OUTFIT? WELL, I GOT IT A FEW MONTHS AGO. 293 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,312 WELL, YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK VERY ENCHANTÉ, AS THEY SAY. 294 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,549 LYNCH, YOU SHOULD FIND OUT WHAT YOURS IS NAMED. 295 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,152 MINE? YEAH, THE GIRL. YOUR GIRL. 296 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,154 HIS GIRL? THE GIRL, RIGHT THERE. 297 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,334 HI. WHO CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING? 298 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,735 YES, UH, THAT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD. 299 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,194 UM, AND WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN? IT'S RUTH. 300 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,997 RIGHT. AND DO YOU WORK AT THE SCHOOL? UH, YEAH. 301 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,767 DON'T INTERROGATE HER, LYNCH. ALL RIGHT? 302 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,780 YOU SAID TO... WHY DON'T YOU BE POLITE? 303 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:01,072 I'M SORRY. MY FRIEND IS SO, YOU KNOW. MM-HMM. 304 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,109 HE'S MY FRIEND THOUGH, AND, UH, I REALLY DO ENJOY HIS COMPANY. YEAH, YEAH. 305 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,222 SO WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO? I'LL TAKE THIS. 306 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,180 WHAT DO YOU DO? I'M A TEMP. 307 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,493 - THAT'S GOTTA SUCK. - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 308 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,997 DID YOU SEE THE THING IN THE TIMES TODAY? 309 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,786 OH, YEAH. WHAT A DISCOVERY, HUH? 310 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,488 THE NASA ARTICLE? YES. 311 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,068 - YEAH. - COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT? 312 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,003 I KNOW. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING. 313 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,537 YEAH, IT WAS. 314 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,539 THAT GUY IS A GENIUS. PRETTY SMART. 315 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,575 I KNOW. AND HOW OLD IS HE? HE'S YOUNG. 316 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,066 I THINK ONLY 25. RIGHT. 317 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,479 - YOUNGER, I THOUGHT. - WHAT? 318 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,503 - AH, MAYBE IT WAS 25. - OH. 319 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,950 DID YOU READ IT, MCGUIRK? 320 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,373 YEAH, YEAH. I MEAN, 321 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,586 I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT HE WAS 25 WHEN HE DID THAT. 322 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:42,246 HMM. I TELL YOU, WHEN I WAS 25, I WASN'T WORKING FOR NASA. 323 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,647 RIGHT. 324 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,983 WELL, I MEAN, PAL, I HAD A TOUGH CHILDHOOD. 325 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,562 I'LL TELL YOU THAT, YOU KNOW. 326 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,787 I MEAN, MY DAD WAS FAT. 327 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:53,691 I MEAN, YOU TWO DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUT I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 328 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,526 RIGHT? RIGHT. 329 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,461 NASA. 330 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,700 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA BE AT DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S. 331 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,847 I HAVEN'T BEEN COMING TO DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S 332 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,816 UNTIL I WAS SURE I WAS IN CONTROL OF MY EATING. 333 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,307 YEAH. YEAH. 334 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,153 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. YEAH. 335 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,678 YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. WELL, THANK YOU. YOU TOO. I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE. 336 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,692 THANKS, I GUESS. YEAH. 337 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,317 HEY, LOOK, THERE'S THAT, UM, PERSON I KNOW OVER THERE. 338 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,663 I'M GONNA GO TALK TO THEM FOR A WHILE. YOU TWO SHOULD CATCH UP. 339 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,998 YEAH, WE SHOULD. BYE. BYE. 340 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,367 GREAT. OKAY. 341 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:29,026 WOW. OH, HOLD ON, BRENDON. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EAT AGAIN. 342 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,628 I'M ON THE ZONE POWER WORKOUT. 343 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,598 OH, I READ ABOUT THAT. HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 344 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,936 WELL, TAKE A SWEET LOOK. IT'S WORKING OUT JUST FINE. 345 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,806 HEY, YOU WANNA TRY ONE OF THESE? I SHOULDN'T. I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY CARB INTAKE. 346 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,242 BRENDON, READ THE BACK. THERE'S NO CARBS. 347 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,245 OH. MMM, THESE ARE GOOD. YEAH. 348 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,159 HERE. HAVE ANOTHER ONE. NAH, I SHOULDN'T. I SHOULDN'T. 349 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,150 BRENDON, IT'S OKAY. NAH, NO THANKS. 350 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,964 SO, WHAT SHOULD WE GET WITH THESE TICKETS? I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:15:55,988 --> 00:16:00,992 BOY, LOOK AT ALL THAT JUNK FOOD THAT PEOPLE ARE GETTING WITH THEIR TICKETS. 352 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,539 IT'S SO SAD. HEY. HEY, LET'S GET SOME. 353 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,143 YEAH, RIGHT. LET'S GET SOME. 354 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,801 YEAH, LET'S GET IT AND EAT IT ALL IN, LIKE, ONE SITTING, 355 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,781 LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE USED TO, RIGHT? 356 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,173 LET'S GORGE OURSELVES UNTIL WE GET REALLY SICK. 357 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:19,343 THEN LET'S GET MORE. EAT IT UNTIL WE CAN'T WALK ANYMORE. 358 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,546 LET'S TURN IN ALL OUR TICKETS AND JUST GET JUNK FOOD 359 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,615 AND SHOVE IT IN OUR FACES YEAH. 360 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,751 AS FAST AS WE CAN. 361 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,987 BRENDON, LET'S DO THAT. YEAH, LET'S DO THAT RIGHT NOW. YEAH! 362 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:33,302 NO, BRENDON, I'M SERIOUS. YEAH, I KNOW. LET'S TOTALLY DO IT. 363 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,137 I'M NOT KIDDING. LET'S DO IT. OKAY. 364 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,395 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? UH, WASHING MY HANDS. 365 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,332 NO. OUT THERE AT THE TABLE. WHAT WAS THAT CRAP? 366 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,967 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 367 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,569 WELL, THE NEW YORK TIMES NASA STUFF. 368 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,304 JUST MAKING CONVERSATION, MCGUIRK... 369 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,285 OH, JUST MAKING CONVERSATION? YEAH, I WAS JUST... 370 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,643 MORE LIKE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK DUMB WITH YOUR DUMB SMART CRAP. 371 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:56,847 LOOK, LOOK. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU DON'T KEEP UP WITH CURRENT EVENTS, MCGUIRK. 372 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,427 HEY, LYNCH. WHAT? 373 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,852 FIRST OF ALL, YES. I DON'T. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME BAD. 374 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,954 SECOND OF ALL, WE HAD A PLAN. ALL RIGHT? 375 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,269 AND THAT PLAN WAS TO MAKE EACH OTHER LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS. 376 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,004 THAT WAS OUR PLAN. RIGHT. AND GET ALONG. 377 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,939 THERE WASN'T ANYTHING IN THE PLAN THAT MENTIONED THAT 378 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,298 YOU DEVIATED FROM THE PLAN, LYNCH. ALL RIGHT? WE COULDN'T TALK... 379 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,601 SO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW. OOH. 380 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,247 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? OH, HI. 381 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,838 SO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW. OH, THAT'S FINE. 382 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,206 GO JOIN NASA. 383 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,822 I WALK DOWN. DOWN THE STREET. 384 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,724 UH-HUH. HANDS IN MY POCKETS. 385 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:33,017 HELLO, NEIGHBOR. YEAH. THERE IT IS. 386 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:36,754 AH-CHOO. BLESS YOU. 387 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,627 I HAVE A POEM. ALL RIGHT? 388 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,455 HELLO. 389 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,565 I HAVE A POEM. HELLO! 390 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,335 THIS IS ONE I CALL LYNCH'S MUSTACHE. 391 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,604 LYNCH'S MUSTACHE LOOKS STUPID. 392 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,840 WHAT A DUMB IDIOT TO HAVE A MUSTACHE LIKE THAT. 393 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,909 WHY DON'T YOU GO WAX YOUR ASS? 394 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,189 GIVE ME THAT MIC. 395 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,613 HERE'S A HAIKU. ALL RIGHT. 396 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,083 THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED MCGUIRK 397 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,918 WHO WAS FAT AND DUMB AND A JERK. 398 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,421 BOO. BOO! THAT SUCKED. 399 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,730 RUTH, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE. 400 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,893 VERY NICE, GUYS. SEE YOU AT WORK. 401 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,473 YOU'RE BOTH VERY... WAIT A MINUTE. 402 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,040 HOLD UP. HOLD UP. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 403 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,265 HEAR THIS ONE. NO, NO, NO. I GOT ONE. 404 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,466 MCGUIRK, HE HAS A... 405 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,182 HERE'S A POEM I CALL "NEW YORK TIMES." 406 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:31,041 NEW YORK TIMES. NEW YORK TIMES? 407 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,843 YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US? 408 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,912 US? US. 409 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,649 U-S. U-S-A. NO WAY. 410 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,983 THE END. 411 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,998 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. THAT'S GREAT. 412 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,500 COULD YOU PUT THE SEAT BELT ON, PLEASE? 413 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,024 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA FIT, BUT TRY THAT. PUT IT ON. 414 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,528 OKAY, HERE'S ONE. LYNCH HAD NO CHANCE WITH THE NURSE. 415 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,431 UH, SHE HAD A NICE PURSE. 416 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,478 OH, BOY, THAT IS THE WORSE. 417 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,012 HEY! 418 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,347 GO. OH, OKAY. 419 00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,870 UM, MCGUIRK, UH, 420 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,718 RUINED EVERYTHING FOR THE EVENING BECAUSE HE STARTED... 421 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,542 THAT'S NOT A POEM, LYNCH. 422 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:09,213 YES, IT IS. A POEM IS ANYTHING THAT IS AN EXPRESSION OF SOMETHING ELSE. 423 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,616 OKAY. WATCH OUT FOR THAT POLE. 424 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,064 OH, BOY. OH, MY GOD. 425 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,994 GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 426 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,608 GET OUT OF HERE! WE'RE HAVING A MEETING. 427 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,599 YOU GUYS, YOU BROKE YOUR DIETS. I KNOW. WE'RE TERRIBLE. 428 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,601 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NOT TERRIBLE. 429 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,638 OH, YEAH, MELISSA? REALLY? REALLY? 430 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,639 JASON. MELISSA! 431 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,907 JASON, WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO WEIRD? 432 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,821 YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, DIDN'T YOU? WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 433 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,381 SHE KNOWS DAMN WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. DON'T YOU, MELISSA? 434 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,562 WHAT DOES HE MEAN? WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL BRENDON? 435 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,354 BRENDON, I... I SET UP THIS CHANCE MEETING. 436 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,690 I SET IT UP WITH JASON A WEEK AGO. HA! 437 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,637 OH. I KNEW HE WOULD BE HERE, BRENDON, 438 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,861 HA! AND I KNEW THAT YOU GUYS WERE FAT ENABLERS. 439 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,498 HA! BUT I WANTED YOU TO SEE EACH OTHER. 440 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,734 WHAT? I JUST COULDN'T STAND THE SEPARATION ANYMORE. 441 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:07,405 OH. THE MOVIES, BRENDON. WE HAVEN'T BEEN MAKING MOVIES. 442 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,708 I FEEL LIKE IT'S ALL MY FAULT. I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED YOU HOW FAT YOU WERE. 443 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,488 YOU WERE PRETTY FAT, BRENDON. I KNOW. 444 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,111 HOW FAT BOTH OF YOU WERE. 445 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,824 WELL, I MEAN, I WAS SORT OF FAT TO BEGIN WITH. 446 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,381 BRENDON REALLY GOT FAT. 447 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,617 BUT YOU GOT US TOGETHER KNOWING 448 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,530 THAT WE WOULD MAKE EACH OTHER EAT, MELISSA. 449 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,087 IT WAS A CHANCE I WAS WILLING TO TAKE, AND I HOPED YOU WOULDN'T. 450 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,756 YOU WERE BOTH DOING SO WELL. 451 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,727 SHE WANTED US FAT, BRENDON. SHE WANTED US FAT! NO. 452 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,297 NO, I DON'T! I DON'T WANT YOU FAT! I JUST WANT US TOGETHER. 453 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,733 OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 454 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,768 I JUST WANNA MAKE MOVIES. 455 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,338 I FEEL A PINCH COMIN' ON. 456 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,207 SURE IS HOT, HUH? HOT. HOT AND FAT. 457 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:48,546 WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET OFF THIS FARM? THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE FAT FARM? 458 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,581 I KNOW WHEN... NEVER. 459 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,617 WOW, IT'S OUR BEST WORK YET, BRENDON. I KNOW. 460 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:57,120 GUYS, THAT WAS GREAT. I KNOW, I THINK WE MIGHT BE GENIUSES. 461 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,435 DEFINITELY GENIUSES. YOU GUYS DID SOMETHING THAT ONLY 462 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,970 THE FINEST ACTORS HAVE EVER DONE... 463 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,639 YOU PUT ON A LOT OF WEIGHT FOR A ROLE. 464 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,629 UM, THANKS? 465 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,309 ALL RIGHT, SUMO WRESTLER MOVIE, TAKE ONE. 466 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,832 ARRGH! 467 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,217 NOW, MY FAT DINNER WITH WHAT'S-HIS-FACE. 468 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,485 ANDRE. TAKE ONE. 469 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,753 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU BOYS THIS, 470 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,043 BUT YOU'RE BOTH PREGNANT. 471 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,580 WE ARE? OH, NO! 472 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,047 FAT GANDHI, TAKE TWO. 473 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,426 THE FIRST RULE OF FAT CLUB IS 474 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,651 YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE FIRST RULE OF FAT CLUB. 475 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,187 SECOND RULE OF FAT CLUB IS, UH... 476 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,056 SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS IN FOR? FREE BREAKFAST. 477 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,258 I'M GONNA FREE YOU, YOU FAT WHALE. 478 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,194 THREE FAT MEN AND A FAT BABY. 479 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,662 I WANT MY MOMMY. 480 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,332 ♪♪ 481 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:46,470 ♪♪ 36204

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