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HOT DAY, EH, MASON?
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YEAH. REAL HOT.
HOT AS THEY COME.
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HOTTER THAN YESTERDAY
AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT
AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT.
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IT'S LIKE EVERY DAY WE
STAY HERE, IT GETS HOTTER.
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HOTTER AND HOTTER.
HOTTER.
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HOTTER.
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WHEN ARE WE GONNA
GET OUT OF HERE, HUH?
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YOU MEAN OUT OF THE FARM?
OUT OF THE HEAT.
OUT OF THIS LIFE.
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OUT OF THE FARM!
WHEN ARE WE GONNA DAMN
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?
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LISTEN. THE OLD MAN,
IF HE WASN'T SICK,
IT'D BE DIFFERENT.
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THE OLD MAN!
THE OLD MAN!
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AAH!
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OKAY, GUYS. THAT WAS
THE ORIGINAL SHOOT
WE DID THREE MONTHS AGO.
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NOW HERE'S THE RESHOOT
WE DID YESTERDAY.
OKAY.
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WHEW, IT'S HOT OUT HERE,
EH, MASON?
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YEP.
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DON'T GET MUCH HOTTER
THAN THIS, DO IT?
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NO, IT "DO-N'T."
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HOTTER THAN ALL THE DAYS.
HOTTER THAN ALL THE NIGHTS.
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IT'S STILL DAMNED HOT.
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MAKES ME HUNGRY JUST
THINKING ABOUT ALL THE HEAT.
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MAKES ME HUNGRY HOT!
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DAMN HUNGRY HOT.
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DAMN CHIPS.
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NEED SOME HELP THERE?
I CAN'T SEEM TO GET
A PROPER HANDFUL.
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OH, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR
SWEATY HANDS ALL OVER THE CHIPS?
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GRANTED IT'S A DIFFERENT TAKE
FROM WHAT WE DID,
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BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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UM, I LIKED THAT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS WAY MORE REAL.
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YEAH, AND YOU KNOW,
WE COULD SPLICE 'EM TOGETHER.
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WE CAN'T SPLICE THEM TOGETHER.
DON'T YOU SEE THE GLARING
CONTINUITY PROBLEM?
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OH, THE LIGHTING?
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
I'M A BIG FAN OF NATURAL LIGHT.
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GUYS, IT'S NOT THE LIGHTING.
THIS PROBLEM IS BIGGER.
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YOU KNOW, WIDER.
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IT IS SHOCKING.
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IT'S SHOCKING THE VARIETY
OF CHIPS YOU CAN GET TODAY.
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CAN YOU PUT DOWN THE CHIPS?
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I REALLY AM NOT BOTHERED
BY THE LIGHTING DIFFERENCE.
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IT'S A FATTER PROBLEM.
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YOU SEE WHERE
I'M GOING WITH THIS?
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MOM?
HMM?
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I WANT YOU TO SQUINT YOUR EYES
AND STAND BACK A LITTLE BIT.
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HAVE I GOTTEN
REALLY, REALLY FAT?
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NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT TOO FAT.
OH, GEEZ.
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YOU'RE GROWING, BRENDON.
YOU'RE AT THAT AGE WHERE
YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.
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WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
FEEDING ME?
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I'VE BEEN FEEDING YOU THE SAME
THING I'VE BEEN FEEDING MYSELF.
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AND DO I LOOK FAT?
I'M NOT FAT.
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NO...
WHAT DID YOU MEAN
BY THAT?
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BY "NO?"
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NO, BY "NO..."
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I WAS GONNA SAY I DON'T THINK
YOU'VE GOTTEN MUCH FATTER.
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IT'S THAT WORDING
AGAIN BRENDON.
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MOM, SERIOUSLY, FROM DOWN HERE
YOU LOOK GIGANTIC.
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BUT THAT'S
'CAUSE I'M SMALL.
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WELCOME TO THE FAT CLUB,
BRENDON.
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NO.
YES.
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YOU AND ME.
FAT CLUB MEMBERS.
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NO.
NO?
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NO.
NOTHIN' WRONG WITH IT. YOU
SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR SIZE.
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THE FIRST WAY OF DEALING
WITH YOUR FAT IS ADMITTING IT.
NOW SAY IT, FATSO.
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NO, YOU SAY IT.
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE FAT.
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AND YOU'RE GETTING FATTER.
IT'S AMAZING. I LOVE IT.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
SO I'M FAT. BIG DEAL.
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WELL, YOU PASSED
THE FIRST STEP, BRENDON.
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THE NEXT QUESTION YOU HAVE
TO ASK YOURSELF IS HOW DOES
BEING FAT WORK FOR ME?
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WELL?
I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL, IT MAKES YOU FUNNIER.
EVERYBODY LOVES A FAT GUY.
THEY'RE FUNNY.
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I WOULD HAVE TO GET REALLY FAT,
WOULDN'T I, TO GET REALLY FUNNY?
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NO, SOMETIMES YOU JUST
HAVE TO BE A LITTLE DUMPY,
WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD CALL YOU.
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I'M DUMPY.
YEAH, THAT'S PHASE ONE.
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OKAY.
THERE'S ABOUT
EIGHT PHASES.
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IT STARTS FROM DUMPY,
THEN IT GOES TO FRUMPY,
THEN IT GOES TO FAT.
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SIX PHASES OF FAT. I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT A SCIENTIST.
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I'M JUST SAYING YOU GET FATTER
AND FATTER. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
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YOU START THE CYCLE
AND THEN YOU DON'T STOP.
MM-HMM.
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ISN'T IT LIKE
TOTALLY UNHEALTHY?
SO?
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ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS,
BRENDON?
YEAH.
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SOME GIRLS LIKE FAT GUYS 'CAUSE
THEIR FATHERS WERE FAT, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
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SO YOU PLAY ON THAT.
IT'S THE FAT FATHER SYNDROME.
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IT'S THE FFS.
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FAT FATHER SYNDROME.
YEAH.
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GIRLS HAVE FAT FATHERS,
ALL RIGHT?
MM-HMM.
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SO WHEN YOU'RE FAT, YOU REMIND
GIRLS OF THEIR FATHER.
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RIGHT.
DONE DEAL.
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GEEZ. LOOK HOW
FAT I GOT. WOW.
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STILL FAT. OOH!
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OH, I'M FAT.
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BOYS, YOU HAVE BOTH PUT ON
A GREAT DEAL OF WEIGHT
IN A VERY SHORT TIME.
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TELL US SOMETHING
WE DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE.
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I CAN HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
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I THINK WE'D BETTER PUT
YOU TWO ON A DIET.
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OUT OF THE QUESTION.
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NO MORE JUNK FOOD, AND GOING
TO GYM CLASS AND EXERCISING.
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NO. NO.
YES. YES.
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YES.
NO. NO. NO.
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AND IT'LL TAKE A WHILE
TO LOSE THE WEIGHT.
NO, NURSE. NO!
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BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES.
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WAIT.
I WANT TO SEE
AN ACCREDITED PHYSICIAN.
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JASON, WE CAN GO TO A DOCTOR
THAT CAN DO THIS OVERNIGHT.
YEAH.
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A DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU THE SAME
THING. EATING HEALTHY AND...
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WRONG! WRONG!
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OKAY, LISTEN, JASON...
DEAD WRONG!
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I JUST WANT YOU TWO
TO BE HEALTHY.
YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME!
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ALL RIGHT.
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BRENDON.
YES?
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE
TO FOLLOW MY LEAD,
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I WILL BE WALKING
OUT OF HERE.
OKAY.
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NURSE, YOU WILL CERTAINLY
BE HEARING FROM US AGAIN.
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OKAY.
YEAH, GET READY FOR
THE BIGGEST LAWSUIT
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YOU'LL EVER IMAGINE,
LADY, LADY, LADY.
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OKAY.
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HAVIN' LUNCH THERE.
YUP.
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WHAT ARE YOU, UH...
WHAT ARE YOU HAVIN'?
SALAD. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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JUST CAME IN TO GET
SOME WATER, YOU KNOW?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
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RIGHT.
YOU EAT PRETTY HEALTHY, HUH?
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YES, I DO.
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YEAH, LIKE A GOAT.
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IT'S KINDA CUTE.
MM.
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YOU KNOW? CHEWIN' ON
YOUR GREENS.
MM-HMM.
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BROUGHT UP THAT WAY?
YOU MORMON?
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NO, I JUST STARTED DOING IT
ON MY OWN ONE DAY.
OH.
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SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?
WAS HE LIKE A BIG FAT GUY?
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WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WAS HE, LIKE,
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YOU KNOW, BIG, LIKE ME?
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UM, YEAH. HE WAS A LITTLE
HEAVY WHEN I WAS A KID.
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YEAH, I FIGURED.
WHY?
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HE WAS HEAVY DURING YOUR
MORE IMPRESSIONABLE YEARS.
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WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME?
NOTHING.
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET
A FEEL OF HOW FAT YOUR DAD WAS.
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YEAH. WELL, I BETTER GO,
YOU KNOW.
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OKAY.
LUNCH IS LUNCH.
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I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
SEE YOU.
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SEE YOU.
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SO YOU WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE?
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LOOK, I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN DATING YOU, MCGUIRK.
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WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN
LIKE A DATE.
REALLY?
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JUST, LIKE, HANG OUT. LIKE,
GO OUT, HANG OUT SOMEWHERE.
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I WOULD HANG OUT WITH YOU
ONLY IN A GROUP SETTING.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE
A FACULTY MEETING.
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THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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HANGING OUT WITH A GROUP.
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE.
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YEAH. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU LIKE LASER TAG?
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NO.
PAINTBALL.
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NO. THIS HAS BEEN GREAT HANGING
OUT HERE. LET'S JUST...
I'M GONNA HIT IT.
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HOW LONG WOULD YOU LIKE
YOUR MEMBERSHIP TO BE?
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I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S THE
CHEAPEST POSSIBLE PLAN?
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OKAY, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD DO
A TWO-YEAR PACKAGE.
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OKAY, HOW MUCH
IS THAT PLAN?
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BASIC IS $500.
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400.
500.
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450.
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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OKAY, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST
FOR SAY, LIKE, SIX MONTHS?
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SIX MONTHS? WELL...
UH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT PLAN.
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WHY DON'T I?
WELL, 'CAUSE ON THAT PLAN
YOU CAN'T USE THE POOL.
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THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T
WANNA USE THE POOL.
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YOU CAN'T USE THE TOWELS.
I'LL BRING MY OWN TOWELS
FROM HOME.
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YEAH, THAT PLAN ALSO
RESTRICTS YOU FROM USING
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OVER 80 PERCENT OF
THE EXERCISE MACHINES.
EVEN BETTER.
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WHAT CAN I USE ON THIS PLAN?
UH, FREE WEIGHTS.
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THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S IT.
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LYNCH. I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU EVERYWHERE.
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WELL, IT APPEARS
AS IF YOU FOUND ME.
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I JUST WANNA ASK
YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT?
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WHY DON'T WE EVER
HANG OUT, HUH?
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UM, POSSIBLY BECAUSE
WE HATE EACH OTHER.
OH, YEAH.
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LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO OUT
ON A DATE WITH ME?
HMM.
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NO, A DOUBLE DATE, LYNCH.
ALL RIGHT?
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YOU, ME AND TWO WOMEN.
A GROUP THING.
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GOIN' OUT SOMEWHERE.
HAVIN' FUN.
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WAIT. FIRST OF ALL,
WITH WHO?
WELL, THE NURSE.
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WELL, THEN WHO WOULD
YOU BE TAKING?
THE NURSE.
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WHO WILL I TAKE THEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT MRS. ADAMSON?
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UH, SHE'S MARRIED.
UH, "MRS."?
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RIGHT. RIGHT. WELL,
WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S-HER-FACE
THAT DOES BIOLOGY?
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OH, CAROL WHAT'S-HER-FACE?
YOU MEAN THE BLONDISH,
PONYTAIL...
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YES.
NO.
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MAN, LYNCH.
YOU'RE A LITTLE PICKY.
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I'M NOT PICKY,
I'M CHOOSY.
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SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
THE LUNCH LADY OR THE MATH LADY?
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HMM. THAT'S A GREAT CHOICE.
THANK YOU.
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UH, NO AND NO.
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LOOK, I'LL PAY
FOR DRINKS.
DEAL.
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OH.
OH, GOD.
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SO, SO GOOD.
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JASON, WAIT.
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JASON, WE'RE BREAKING
THE DIET.
I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.
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I KNOW, BUT I WAS EATING HEALTHY
ALL DAY UNTIL WE GOT HERE
AND SNUCK FOOD OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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ME TOO. I STARVED MYSELF
UNTIL NOW.
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NOW THE PAYOFF IS
SO WORTH IT, BRENDON.
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WE'RE JUST GONNA GET
FATTER AND FATTER.
MMM. I KNOW.
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BRENDON, THE ONLY TIME
I EAT A LOT IS AROUND YOU.
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THE ONLY TIME I EAT A LOT
IS AROUND YOU.
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HUH. WHAT DO YOU THINK
THAT MEANS?
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I THINK IT MEANS THAT WE'RE...
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I THINK WE'RE FAT ENABLERS.
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WE ARE?
WE CREATE A SITUATION WHERE
IT'S OKAY TO EAT A LOT.
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IT IS OKAY TO EAT A LOT.
NO, NO. IT ISN'T.
WE HAVE TO STOP.
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WAIT. OKAY. OKAY, JASON,
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO
PASS ME THAT CUPCAKE,
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BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO GIVE IT
TO ME, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY.
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WILL YOU PASS ME THAT CUPCAKE?
HERE YOU GO.
PASS ME THE CHIPS.
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00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,851
YEAH, HERE.
THANKS.
206
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,155
SEE? THIS IS THE PROBLEM,
JASON.
207
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,326
WHAT IS?
IT'S US.
208
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,196
- THIS FAT CURSE IS-IS...
- WHOOPS. EXCUSE ME.
209
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:29,200
I WAS GONNA SAY,
I THINK THE ONLY WAY
TO BREAK THE FAT CURSE
210
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,869
IS BY NEVER SEEING
EACH OTHER AGAIN.
211
00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,317
OKAY, FINE.
THEN WE WON'T EAT.
WE'LL JUST SIT.
212
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,674
NO, JASON. WE WON'T.
213
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,044
JASON, I'M GOING
TO LEAVE YOU.
NO, BRENDON. NO.
214
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:44,349
WE HAVE TO LEAVE EACH OTHER.
BRENDON, WAIT. WE ONLY HAVE
EACH OTHER AND FOOD.
215
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,986
JASON, WE HAVE TO LEAVE EACH
OTHER. WE CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
216
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:56,427
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
217
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,697
GOOD-BYE.
218
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:03,468
GOOD-BYE,
MY SWEET FAT PRINCE.
219
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,203
AND LEAVE THE CHIPS.
OKAY.
220
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,757
UH, HEY, MOM?
221
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,638
IS IT OKAY IF I GO
HANG OUT WITH MELISSA
AT THE PIZZA ARCADE TONIGHT?
222
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,928
WHICH ARCADE?
DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S.
223
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,798
MMM. GREAT PIZZA.
YEAH. GREAT PLACE.
224
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,010
GREAT PLACE.
YEAH.
225
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,479
YOU'RE STILL NOT
HANGING OUT WITH JASON?
226
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,868
NO, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT.
227
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,848
WE HAD A PRETTY
UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.
228
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,550
LOOK AT ME.
I'M BACK TO NORMAL.
229
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,241
WON'T IT BE TEMPTING
TO BREAK YOUR DIET AT
DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S?
230
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,978
I'VE DEVELOPED A LOT OF
SELF-CONTROL OVER THE LAST FEW
WEEKS, SO I THINK I'LL BE OKAY.
231
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,458
OH, NO.
HERE COMES AN EMPLOYEE.
OKAY. UH-OH.
232
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,527
GET OFF. GET OFF.
GO HIDE IN THE LADIES' ROOM.
233
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,728
- MOM?
- BRENDON.
234
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,830
I MEAN,
WHO ARE YOU?
HI, YOU.
235
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,556
HEY, YOU BETTER GO IN
THE LADIES' ROOM AND LOOK
FOR YOUR MOM, LITTLE KID.
236
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,329
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, LYNCH.
237
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,975
BEFORE THE LADIES GET HERE,
ALL RIGHT,
238
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,511
WE GOTTA GET
A COUPLE THINGS STRAIGHT.
MM-HMM. YEAH?
239
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:12,570
FIRST OF ALL, EVEN THOUGH THIS
TECHNICALLY ISN'T A REAL DATE,
BUT A GROUP OUTING,
240
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:16,574
WE STILL HAVE TO BE
ON OUR TOES, ALL RIGHT?
UH, YEAH, OKAY. AND...
241
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:20,377
THAT MEANS I HAVE TO COME ACROSS
LOOKIN' GOOD, AND SO DO YOU
'CAUSE I BROUGHT YOU.
242
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,715
THAT MEANS DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO BE NICE
TO EACH OTHER.
243
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,294
WE HAVE TO BE NICE
TO EACH OTHER...
244
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,952
IN FRONT OF THE LADIES.
IN FRONT OF THE LADIES.
245
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,922
YEAH, THAT MEANS
NO TRICKS, LYNCH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
246
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:34,470
LOOK, I KNOW YOU GOT A THING
FOR THE NURSE. I'M NOT STUPID.
MM-HMM. YEAH?
247
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,994
SHE'S MY DATE TONIGHT.
248
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,929
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS NOT A DATE.
249
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,197
RIGHT. EVEN THOUGH
THIS IS NOT A DATE.
250
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,867
LOOK, THERE'S OUR NOT-DATES
RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT.
251
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,402
SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME.
252
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,472
JUST PRACTICE.
UM, YOU LOOK GOOD.
253
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,120
SAY MY HAIR LOOKS GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.
254
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,810
"DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR?
IT LOOKS NICE."
255
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,490
NO, I DIDN'T.
I LIKE IT THIS WAY.
256
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,025
NO, I MEAN SAY THAT TO ME.
OH.
257
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,050
LOOK, "OH, WHAT,
DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR?
IT LOOKS NI..." HI.
258
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,989
I NEED TO REFILL
THIS PRESCRIPTION. IT'S FOR
MY ANXIETY DISORDER,
259
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,726
AND IT'S WORKING NICELY,
'CAUSE, UH, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
ABLE TO APPROACH YOU OTHERWISE.
260
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:09,727
UH-HUH.
261
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:10,940
OH, LET ME ASK
YOU SOMETHING.
262
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,875
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE
A DOCTOR, RIGHT?
263
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,678
AH, YEAH. KIND OF.
DO YOU HAVE A DRUG
THAT MAKES IT SO THAT
264
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,637
I'M NOT MADE TO FEEL
INFERIOR AND REALLY CRAPPY
BY GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE
265
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,416
WHO ARE IN WAY BETTER SHAPE
THAN ME?
266
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,641
UH, THE LIQUOR STORE'S
ACROSS THE STREET.
ALL RIGHT?
267
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,590
THANKS.
MM-HMM.
268
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,990
YOU LOOK GOOD, BRENDON.
REALLY?
269
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,324
YEAH.
WELL, THANK YOU.
270
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,160
YOU KNOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO
TO STAY THIS WAY
271
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,704
IS TO DEPRIVE MYSELF OF
ANYTHING THAT I ENJOY.
272
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,521
GOOD FOR YOU, 'CAUSE WHATEVER
YOU'RE DOIN', IT'S WORKIN'.
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
273
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,234
HEY, YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS
274
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,326
WE CAN EVEN GET BACK
TO MAKING MOVIES,
YOU KNOW, WITH JASON.
275
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,597
HUH? UH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, LIKE, UH, MAYBE.
276
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,077
HEY, LET'S TURN IN THOSE
TICKETS FOR SOME STUPID CRAP
AT THE COUNTER.
277
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,533
OKAY.
278
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,881
WHAT SHOULD WE GET?
WE COULD GET
THAT PLASTIC LIZARD.
279
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,505
NAH, HOW ABOUT THOSE
REALLY BIG SUNGLASSES?
280
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,541
THE COMB, BRENDON.
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET
THAT REALLY BIG COMB.
281
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,144
LET ME SEE.
HOW ABOUT, UH...
282
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,379
HOW ABOUT A YO-YO?
283
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,093
JASON.
BRENDON.
284
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,332
THIS PLACE DOESN'T
ACTUALLY LOOK SO BAD.
285
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,468
I SAW COMING IN
THAT THEY'RE HAVING
A POETRY THING LATER ON.
286
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,094
YEAH, YEAH. ME AND LYNCH
PICKED IT OUT, RIGHT, BUDDY?
287
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,231
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
MCGUIRK WAS EASY TO WORK WITH
WHEN IT CAME TO FINDING A PLACE.
288
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,399
WE REALLY GET ALONG
RATHER WELL.
289
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,480
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE ALWAYS DO, BUDDY.
290
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,181
HEY, YOU LOOK NICE
TONIGHT.
THANK YOU.
291
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,205
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
292
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:31,575
IS THAT A NEW OUTFIT?
WELL, I GOT IT
A FEW MONTHS AGO.
293
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,312
WELL, YOU LOOK GOOD.
YOU LOOK VERY ENCHANTÉ,
AS THEY SAY.
294
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,549
LYNCH, YOU SHOULD FIND OUT
WHAT YOURS IS NAMED.
295
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,152
MINE?
YEAH, THE GIRL.
YOUR GIRL.
296
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,154
HIS GIRL?
THE GIRL, RIGHT THERE.
297
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,334
HI.
WHO CAN HEAR EVERYTHING
YOU'RE SAYING?
298
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,735
YES, UH,
THAT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.
299
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,194
UM, AND WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?
IT'S RUTH.
300
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,997
RIGHT. AND DO YOU WORK
AT THE SCHOOL?
UH, YEAH.
301
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,767
DON'T INTERROGATE HER,
LYNCH. ALL RIGHT?
302
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,780
YOU SAID TO...
WHY DON'T YOU BE POLITE?
303
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:01,072
I'M SORRY. MY FRIEND
IS SO, YOU KNOW.
MM-HMM.
304
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,109
HE'S MY FRIEND THOUGH, AND, UH,
I REALLY DO ENJOY HIS COMPANY.
YEAH, YEAH.
305
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,222
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'LL TAKE THIS.
306
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,180
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'M A TEMP.
307
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,493
- THAT'S GOTTA SUCK.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
308
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,997
DID YOU SEE THE THING
IN THE TIMES TODAY?
309
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,786
OH, YEAH.
WHAT A DISCOVERY, HUH?
310
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,488
THE NASA ARTICLE?
YES.
311
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,068
- YEAH.
- COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT?
312
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,003
I KNOW.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY
FASCINATING.
313
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,537
YEAH, IT WAS.
314
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,539
THAT GUY IS A GENIUS.
PRETTY SMART.
315
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,575
I KNOW.
AND HOW OLD IS HE?
HE'S YOUNG.
316
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,066
I THINK ONLY 25.
RIGHT.
317
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,479
- YOUNGER, I THOUGHT.
- WHAT?
318
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,503
- AH, MAYBE IT WAS 25.
- OH.
319
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,950
DID YOU READ IT, MCGUIRK?
320
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,373
YEAH, YEAH. I MEAN,
321
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,586
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT
HE WAS 25 WHEN HE DID THAT.
322
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:42,246
HMM. I TELL YOU, WHEN I WAS
25, I WASN'T WORKING FOR NASA.
323
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,647
RIGHT.
324
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,983
WELL, I MEAN, PAL,
I HAD A TOUGH CHILDHOOD.
325
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,562
I'LL TELL YOU THAT,
YOU KNOW.
326
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,787
I MEAN, MY DAD WAS FAT.
327
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:53,691
I MEAN, YOU TWO DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUT I THINK
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
328
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,526
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
329
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,461
NASA.
330
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,700
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE GONNA BE AT
DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S.
331
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,847
I HAVEN'T BEEN COMING TO
DONALD VON CHEESINGTON'S
332
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,816
UNTIL I WAS SURE I WAS
IN CONTROL OF MY EATING.
333
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,307
YEAH.
YEAH.
334
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,153
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
YEAH.
335
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,678
YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY.
WELL, THANK YOU. YOU TOO.
I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE.
336
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,692
THANKS, I GUESS.
YEAH.
337
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,317
HEY, LOOK, THERE'S THAT, UM,
PERSON I KNOW OVER THERE.
338
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,663
I'M GONNA GO TALK
TO THEM FOR A WHILE.
YOU TWO SHOULD CATCH UP.
339
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,998
YEAH, WE SHOULD.
BYE.
BYE.
340
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,367
GREAT.
OKAY.
341
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:29,026
WOW.
OH, HOLD ON, BRENDON.
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EAT AGAIN.
342
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,628
I'M ON THE ZONE
POWER WORKOUT.
343
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,598
OH, I READ ABOUT THAT.
HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT
FOR YOU?
344
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,936
WELL, TAKE A SWEET LOOK.
IT'S WORKING OUT JUST FINE.
345
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,806
HEY, YOU WANNA TRY ONE OF THESE?
I SHOULDN'T. I'M TRYING
TO WATCH MY CARB INTAKE.
346
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,242
BRENDON, READ THE BACK.
THERE'S NO CARBS.
347
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,245
OH. MMM,
THESE ARE GOOD.
YEAH.
348
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,159
HERE. HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
NAH, I SHOULDN'T.
I SHOULDN'T.
349
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,150
BRENDON, IT'S OKAY.
NAH, NO THANKS.
350
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,964
SO, WHAT SHOULD WE GET
WITH THESE TICKETS?
I DON'T KNOW.
351
00:15:55,988 --> 00:16:00,992
BOY, LOOK AT ALL THAT JUNK FOOD
THAT PEOPLE ARE GETTING
WITH THEIR TICKETS.
352
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,539
IT'S SO SAD.
HEY.
HEY, LET'S GET SOME.
353
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,143
YEAH, RIGHT.
LET'S GET SOME.
354
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,801
YEAH, LET'S GET IT AND EAT IT
ALL IN, LIKE, ONE SITTING,
355
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,781
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WE USED TO, RIGHT?
356
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,173
LET'S GORGE OURSELVES
UNTIL WE GET REALLY SICK.
357
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:19,343
THEN LET'S GET MORE.
EAT IT UNTIL WE CAN'T
WALK ANYMORE.
358
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,546
LET'S TURN IN ALL OUR TICKETS
AND JUST GET JUNK FOOD
359
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,615
AND SHOVE IT IN OUR FACES
YEAH.
360
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,751
AS FAST AS WE CAN.
361
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,987
BRENDON, LET'S DO THAT.
YEAH, LET'S DO THAT
RIGHT NOW. YEAH!
362
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:33,302
NO, BRENDON, I'M SERIOUS.
YEAH, I KNOW.
LET'S TOTALLY DO IT.
363
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,137
I'M NOT KIDDING.
LET'S DO IT.
OKAY.
364
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,395
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
UH, WASHING MY HANDS.
365
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,332
NO. OUT THERE AT THE TABLE.
WHAT WAS THAT CRAP?
366
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,967
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
367
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,569
WELL, THE NEW YORK TIMES
NASA STUFF.
368
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,304
JUST MAKING CONVERSATION,
MCGUIRK...
369
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,285
OH, JUST MAKING CONVERSATION?
YEAH, I WAS JUST...
370
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,643
MORE LIKE TRYING
TO MAKE ME LOOK DUMB
WITH YOUR DUMB SMART CRAP.
371
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:56,847
LOOK, LOOK. IT'S NOT MY FAULT
THAT YOU DON'T KEEP UP
WITH CURRENT EVENTS, MCGUIRK.
372
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,427
HEY, LYNCH.
WHAT?
373
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,852
FIRST OF ALL, YES. I DON'T.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME BAD.
374
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,954
SECOND OF ALL, WE HAD A PLAN.
ALL RIGHT?
375
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,269
AND THAT PLAN WAS TO MAKE
EACH OTHER LOOK GOOD
IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS.
376
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,004
THAT WAS OUR PLAN.
RIGHT. AND GET ALONG.
377
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,939
THERE WASN'T ANYTHING IN
THE PLAN THAT MENTIONED THAT
378
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,298
YOU DEVIATED FROM THE PLAN,
LYNCH. ALL RIGHT?
WE COULDN'T TALK...
379
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,601
SO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
OOH.
380
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,247
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
OH, HI.
381
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,838
SO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
OH, THAT'S FINE.
382
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,206
GO JOIN NASA.
383
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,822
I WALK DOWN.
DOWN THE STREET.
384
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,724
UH-HUH.
HANDS IN MY POCKETS.
385
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:33,017
HELLO, NEIGHBOR.
YEAH. THERE IT IS.
386
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:36,754
AH-CHOO. BLESS YOU.
387
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,627
I HAVE A POEM.
ALL RIGHT?
388
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,455
HELLO.
389
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,565
I HAVE A POEM.
HELLO!
390
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,335
THIS IS ONE I CALL
LYNCH'S MUSTACHE.
391
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,604
LYNCH'S MUSTACHE LOOKS STUPID.
392
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,840
WHAT A DUMB IDIOT TO HAVE
A MUSTACHE LIKE THAT.
393
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,909
WHY DON'T YOU GO WAX YOUR ASS?
394
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,189
GIVE ME THAT MIC.
395
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,613
HERE'S A HAIKU.
ALL RIGHT.
396
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,083
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN
NAMED MCGUIRK
397
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,918
WHO WAS FAT AND DUMB
AND A JERK.
398
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,421
BOO. BOO! THAT SUCKED.
399
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,730
RUTH, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.
400
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,893
VERY NICE, GUYS.
SEE YOU AT WORK.
401
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,473
YOU'RE BOTH VERY...
WAIT A MINUTE.
402
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,040
HOLD UP. HOLD UP.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
403
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,265
HEAR THIS ONE.
NO, NO, NO. I GOT ONE.
404
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,466
MCGUIRK, HE HAS A...
405
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,182
HERE'S A POEM
I CALL "NEW YORK TIMES."
406
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:31,041
NEW YORK TIMES.
NEW YORK TIMES?
407
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,843
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER
THAN US?
408
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,912
US? US.
409
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,649
U-S. U-S-A.
NO WAY.
410
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,983
THE END.
411
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,998
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
THAT'S GREAT.
412
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,500
COULD YOU PUT
THE SEAT BELT ON,
PLEASE?
413
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,024
I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA FIT,
BUT TRY THAT. PUT IT ON.
414
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,528
OKAY, HERE'S ONE.
LYNCH HAD NO CHANCE
WITH THE NURSE.
415
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,431
UH, SHE HAD A NICE PURSE.
416
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,478
OH, BOY,
THAT IS THE WORSE.
417
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,012
HEY!
418
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,347
GO.
OH, OKAY.
419
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,870
UM, MCGUIRK, UH,
420
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,718
RUINED EVERYTHING
FOR THE EVENING
BECAUSE HE STARTED...
421
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,542
THAT'S NOT A POEM, LYNCH.
422
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:09,213
YES, IT IS. A POEM IS ANYTHING
THAT IS AN EXPRESSION
OF SOMETHING ELSE.
423
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,616
OKAY.
WATCH OUT FOR THAT POLE.
424
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,064
OH, BOY.
OH, MY GOD.
425
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,994
GUYS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
426
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,608
GET OUT OF HERE!
WE'RE HAVING A MEETING.
427
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,599
YOU GUYS,
YOU BROKE YOUR DIETS.
I KNOW. WE'RE TERRIBLE.
428
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,601
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE NOT TERRIBLE.
429
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,638
OH, YEAH, MELISSA?
REALLY? REALLY?
430
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,639
JASON.
MELISSA!
431
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,907
JASON, WHY ARE YOU ACTING
SO WEIRD?
432
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,821
YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN,
DIDN'T YOU?
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
433
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,381
SHE KNOWS DAMN WELL
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
DON'T YOU, MELISSA?
434
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,562
WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU TELL BRENDON?
435
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,354
BRENDON, I...
I SET UP THIS CHANCE MEETING.
436
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,690
I SET IT UP WITH JASON
A WEEK AGO.
HA!
437
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,637
OH.
I KNEW HE WOULD
BE HERE, BRENDON,
438
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,861
HA!
AND I KNEW THAT YOU GUYS
WERE FAT ENABLERS.
439
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,498
HA!
BUT I WANTED YOU
TO SEE EACH OTHER.
440
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,734
WHAT?
I JUST COULDN'T STAND
THE SEPARATION ANYMORE.
441
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:07,405
OH.
THE MOVIES, BRENDON.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN MAKING MOVIES.
442
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,708
I FEEL LIKE IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED YOU
HOW FAT YOU WERE.
443
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,488
YOU WERE PRETTY FAT,
BRENDON.
I KNOW.
444
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,111
HOW FAT BOTH OF YOU WERE.
445
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,824
WELL, I MEAN, I WAS
SORT OF FAT TO BEGIN WITH.
446
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,381
BRENDON REALLY GOT FAT.
447
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,617
BUT YOU GOT US
TOGETHER KNOWING
448
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,530
THAT WE WOULD MAKE
EACH OTHER EAT, MELISSA.
449
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,087
IT WAS A CHANCE
I WAS WILLING TO TAKE,
AND I HOPED YOU WOULDN'T.
450
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,756
YOU WERE BOTH DOING SO WELL.
451
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,727
SHE WANTED US FAT, BRENDON.
SHE WANTED US FAT!
NO.
452
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,297
NO, I DON'T!
I DON'T WANT YOU FAT!
I JUST WANT US TOGETHER.
453
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,733
OH, GOD. I'M SORRY.
454
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,768
I JUST WANNA
MAKE MOVIES.
455
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,338
I FEEL A PINCH COMIN' ON.
456
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,207
SURE IS HOT, HUH?
HOT. HOT AND FAT.
457
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:48,546
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET OFF
THIS FARM? THIS TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE FAT FARM?
458
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,581
I KNOW WHEN... NEVER.
459
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,617
WOW, IT'S OUR BEST WORK YET,
BRENDON.
I KNOW.
460
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:57,120
GUYS, THAT WAS GREAT.
I KNOW, I THINK WE MIGHT
BE GENIUSES.
461
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,435
DEFINITELY GENIUSES.
YOU GUYS DID SOMETHING
THAT ONLY
462
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,970
THE FINEST ACTORS
HAVE EVER DONE...
463
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,639
YOU PUT ON
A LOT OF WEIGHT
FOR A ROLE.
464
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,629
UM, THANKS?
465
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,309
ALL RIGHT, SUMO WRESTLER
MOVIE, TAKE ONE.
466
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,832
ARRGH!
467
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,217
NOW, MY FAT DINNER
WITH WHAT'S-HIS-FACE.
468
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,485
ANDRE.
TAKE ONE.
469
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,753
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU BOYS THIS,
470
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,043
BUT YOU'RE BOTH PREGNANT.
471
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,580
WE ARE? OH, NO!
472
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,047
FAT GANDHI, TAKE TWO.
473
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,426
THE FIRST RULE
OF FAT CLUB IS
474
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,651
YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT
THE FIRST RULE OF FAT CLUB.
475
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,187
SECOND RULE OF FAT CLUB IS, UH...
476
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,056
SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
IN FOR?
FREE BREAKFAST.
477
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,258
I'M GONNA FREE YOU,
YOU FAT WHALE.
478
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,194
THREE FAT MEN
AND A FAT BABY.
479
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,662
I WANT MY MOMMY.
480
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,332
♪♪
481
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:46,470
♪♪
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