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WELL, LOOKY AT US.
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WE'RE THREE SAILORS
ON SHORE LEAVE.
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YEAH-A-ROONIE.
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ARR! FEELS GOOD TO BE
OFF THAT RUSTY BOAT,
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EH, YOU STINKIN' VERMINS?
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YES, SIR.
YES, ARR.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO FOR FUN, MATIES?
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UH, I'D LIKE TO DO
SOME SKETCHES OF BIRDLINGS.
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OH, AND I WOULDN'T MIND
CHECKING OUT SOME ANTIQUE
FURNITURE SHOPS.
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THAT'D BE FUN.
YEAH.
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WHAT A COUPLE OF
LIVER-LILLIED SISSIES.
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I GOTS A BETTER IDEA
WHAT WE CAN DO. ARR!
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LET'S PUNCH OUT SOME
SCUM SUCKERS AND GET DRUNK
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AND PEE OUT THE WINDOW!
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AND THEN,
LET'S SEDUCE WOMEN!
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LOT'S OF WOMEN!
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WHAT WINDOW?
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HOW'S ABOUT I BEATS
THE PISS OUT OF YOU? ARR!
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TAKE THAT! AND THEN THAT!
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND, MELISSA?
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UH-HUH.
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NOW YOU KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
MY LITTLE BABY GIRL, RIGHT?
YEAH.
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NO MATTER WHAT.
MM-HMM.
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IT'S JUST THAT I'M AFRAID
I'M GONNA BLINK
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AND YOU'LL BE A MAN
BEFORE I KNOW IT.
DAD.
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LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
FIRST OF ALL, GREAT MOVIE.
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WHO DID YOUR STUNTS?
ME.
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DID YOU REMEMBER
TO WEAR A CUP?
DAD.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS BESIDES
BRENDON AND JASON?
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MM, I DON'T KNOW.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
THAT ARE GIRLS?
NO.
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ANY FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS
ABOUT MY AGE?
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DAD.
I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
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LOOK, I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING
IS THAT I USED TO BE LIKE YOU.
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I WENT THROUGH A WHOLE
GENDER-BENDING PHASE.
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DAD!
JUST HEAR ME
OUT, PLEASE.
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OKAY.
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I TOTALLY FORGOT
WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY.
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DAD.
UM, OH, ABOUT THE
GENDER-BENDING THING. RIGHT.
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IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
IN FACT, I THINK IT'S
A HEALTHY THING.
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FOR ME IT WAS GREAT, YOU KNOW,
TO GET IN TOUCH WITH BOTH SIDES
OF WHO YOU ARE.
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REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD OUR BIRD
TESTED FOR GENDER?
MM-HMM.
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AND WE COULDN'T TELL
THE GENDER OF THE VET?
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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF
THE FAIRY PRINCESSES GROUP?
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YEAH, I THINK SOME OF THE GIRLS
IN SCHOOL ARE MEMBERS.
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UM, I DID SOME READING
AND IT SEEMS LIKE FUN...
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HANGING OUT WITH OTHER KIDS
AND DOING THINGS AFTER SCHOOL.
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I THINK YOU'RE
TOO OLD FOR IT.
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NOT ME, HONEY, FOR YOU.
ANY INTEREST?
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MM, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
LET ME PUT IT
TO YOU ANOTHER WAY.
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I'VE SIGNED YOU UP AND NOW
YOU ARE A FAIRY PRINCESS.
I AM?
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YUP. SO YOU'RE GONNA
NEED TO TURN IN YOUR
JOCKSTRAP AND YOUR CUP.
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BOTH?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE A FAIRY PRINCESS.
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YEAH, SO I'M GONNA HAVE
TO MISS SOME PRACTICE
AND PROBABLY A FEW GAMES.
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SO THE WHOLE WEEKEND IS OFF
FOR THE MOVIE TOO?
YEAH, SORRY, BRENDON.
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WELL, MELISSA, I HOPE
YOU KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD.
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YOU'RE LETTING THE TEAM DOWN
WHILE YOU HANG OUT WITH
A BUNCH OF WHINEY BABIES
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IN STUPID UNIFORMS.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
FUN?
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YEAH.
BUNCH OF GIRLS PLAYIN'
HOPSCOTCH, SKIPPING ROPE?
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AH, YOU MAY HAVE A POINT.
BUT THE REAL POINT IS YOUR
DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE TEAM.
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COACH, IT'S JUST
A CLUB FOR GIRLS.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JOIN THEN, BRENDON?
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BECAUSE I'M NOT A GIRL.
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WELL, THAT'S A LAUGH.
HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE, COACH.
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WHY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
FAIRY PRINCESS?
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FLY UP AND SPRINKLE DUST ON ME?
TURN ME INTO A LITTLE KITTY-CAT?
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CAN YOU DO THAT?
NOT YET.
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OH. YOU HAVE TO
CARRY A WAND?
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I GOTTA GO. I'LL SEE
YOU LATER, BRENDON.
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BYE-BYE.
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TELL THE FAIRY PRINCESSES
I SAID HI, MELISSA.
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I WILL.
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HOW 'BOUT THAT, BRENDON?
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HOW 'BOUT THAT? HUH?
YEAH.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT WOMEN, BRENDON.
YEAH?
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WOMAN ARE INSANE.
THEY'RE INSANE, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU GET 'EM TOGETHER
IN A GROUP AND THEY GO INSANE.
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OR THEY TURN INTO ANIMALS.
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YEAH.
THEY EAT THEIR OWN.
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HUH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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YEAH. NOPE.
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BRENDON, WE STILL ON
FOR THE WEEKEND?
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FENTON. UH,
IN REGARDS TO WHAT?
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YOU'RE SPENDING THE WEEKEND
AT MY HOUSE MAKING VIDEO FILMS,
HANGING OUT.
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YOU SAID YOU'D GET BACK TO ME.
OH, I GUESS I'M STILL
MULLING IT OVER.
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HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED?
COME ON ALREADY.
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FENTON, I'M JUST TRYING TO
PIECE TOGETHER WHAT I HAVE
GOIN' ON THIS WEEKEND.
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ME AND MELISSA...
MELISSA'S GONE ALL WEEKEND!
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YOU KNOW THAT?
YEAH, BRENDON.
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OH. WELL.
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BRENDON, UH, IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH ME,
JUST TELL ME.
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IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST THAT
WE HAVE NO REAL REASON TO
NOT SLEEP AT OUR OWN HOMES.
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WE HAVE NO REASON?
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HOW ABOUT
'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS?
OH.
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BRENDON, THIS IS
A ONE-TIME OFFER, OKAY?
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ONLY GOOD FOR THIS WEEKEND.
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I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
YOU AND ME! HANGIN' OUT!
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VIDEO FILMS! HAVIN' FUN!
HORSIN' AROUND!
I GUESS I GET THE PICTURE.
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I'M GONNA LET YOU
THINK ABOUT IT.
OKAY.
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YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
HUH, BRENDON? HUH?
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UH, YUP.
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HEY, WHO AM I?
YUP.
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I DON'T KNOW. ME?
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YUP.
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I'M HOME!
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I DON'T SEE WHY BRENDON CAN'T
SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH FENTON.
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NO, MOM, NO, NO.
HEY, SWEETIE.
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ACTUALLY, HE USUALLY SLEEPS
IN HIS UNDERPANTS,
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BUT I CAN MAKE SURE
HE BRINGS HIS PAJAMAS
WITH THE LITTLE FEET THINGS.
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MOM, NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I'M SORRY?
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YEAH, OKAY. SOUNDS GREAT.
NO, MOM! NO! NO!
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ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
BYE-BYE.
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OH, NO.
HI, HONEY.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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NO, MOM, NO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO THAT WAS.
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ALL RIGHT. WALKIE-TALKIE TEST.
LET'S SEE IF THESE BABIES WORK.
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CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
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YES.
YES.
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CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
I REPEAT. HEAR ME?
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YES.
YES.
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DO YOU THINK JASON KNOWS
TO TAKE HIS THUMB OFF THE BUTTON
SO HE CAN HEAR US?
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WHOOPS! NOW CAN YOU HEAR ME?
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
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YES, YES. WHO SAID THAT?
ME.
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OKAY, WHO WAS THAT?
OKAY, CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
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NO, I MEAN, YES.
OKAY.
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GUYS, WE NEED TO KEEP
IN TOUCH THIS WEEKEND
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SO WE HAVE TO LEARN
TO USE THESE THINGS.
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WHOOPS! HELLO?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
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YES. WHOOPS! YES. OVER.
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OKAY, I'M TALKING NOW.
CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME?
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IS THAT YOU, BRENDON.
NO, IT'S MELISSA.
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HOW ARE YOU?
FINE, BUT I'M NOT MELISSA.
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OH, WHO IS THIS?
IT'S BRENDON.
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OH, HEY, BRENDON. WHAT'S UP?
I WAS JUST ASKING ABOUT YOU.
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WHO'S TALKING RIGHT NOW?
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I THINK IT'S MELISSA.
NO, I THINK IT'S JASON.
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I THINK IT'S BRENDON.
NOW IT'S MELISSA.
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NOW IT'S JASON.
NOW IT'S BRENDON.
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YES?
WHAT?
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LOOK, GUYS, WE HAVE TO KEEP
IN TOUCH THIS WEEKEND
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BECAUSE MELISSA'S
AT THE FAIRY PRINCESSES'
AND I'M STAYING AT FENTON'S
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SO LEAVE THE WALKIE-TALKIES ON.
LEAVE THEM ON.
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WHOOPS! CAN YOU GUYS
HEAR ME NOW?
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WE CAN HEAR YOU, MELISSA.
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FAIRY PRINCESSES.
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HELLO, LADY!
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I WANT YOU TO MEET
OUR NEWEST MEMBER
AND A VERY PRETTY YOUNG GIRL.
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HELLO, MELISSA!
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HELLO, EVERYBODY.
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HELLO, MELISSA!
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HI.
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HELLO, MELISSA!
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YUP.
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NOW, HEY, WHO WANTS
TO HAVE SOME FUN?
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YEA.
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DOCTOR, PLEASE HELP ME.
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I HAVE NO FEELING ON MY...
ANY PARTS OF MY BODY
BUT MY FACE.
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I'M NOT THE DOCTOR.
YES, YOU ARE THE DOCTOR.
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NO, NOT ANYMORE. UH, NOW I'M
A GUY WITH SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH.
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AND I'VE COME TO CARRY YOU,
MY PARALYZED FRIEND,
BEST FRIEND.
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MY PARALYZED BEST FRIEND.
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UPSY-DAISY!
DON'T.
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I HAVE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH
AND I'M REALLY HANDSOME.
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MORE HANDSOME THAN YOU.
OKAY, CUT.
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UM, WHY DOES YOUR CHARACTER HAVE
TO BE MORE HANDSOME THAN ME?
I CAN ALSO FLY.
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OKAY, BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE DOCTOR FINDING THE CURE
SCENARIO?
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IT SUCKED.
FINE.
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OKAY. READY?
YES, BUT I'M ALSO THE PRESIDENT
AND I'M REALLY TALL.
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HOW TALL?
6'4"!
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6'4".
6'5"!
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OKAY. UH,
ARE YOU READY?
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UH, YEAH.
ACTION.
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HI.
HI!
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CUT.
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NOT BAD.
IT'S GOOD!
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I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S KIND OF NICE
HANGING OUT WITH A NEIGHBOR,
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HAVING A CUP OF COFFEE,
NO KIDS AROUND.
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SURE IS.
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, PAULA.
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DO YOU EVER GET WORRIED
ABOUT BRENDON GROWING UP
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WITHOUT A MALE ROLE MODEL
IN HIS LIFE?
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NAH.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY HOW KIDS
ARE AFFECTED IN WAYS
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THAT ARE SO SUBTLE
THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
WE DON'T KNOW.
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OKAY, SLOW DOWN THERE, ERIK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S THE COFFEE.
YEAH.
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I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE
LIKE THIS SINCE THE '60S.
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MOM! ME AND BRENDON MADE
A MOVIE AND I'M THE HERO!
IT'S REALLY GOOD!
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WE'RE GONNA SHOW IT RIGHT AFTER
DINNER, RIGHT, BRENDON?
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OH, IT'S NOT READY.
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IT'S NOT VERY GOOD YET.
NOT GOOD?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT'S GREAT!
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MOM, I'M THE HERO! I LOOK
REALLY GOOD ON VIDEO FILM!
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RIGHT, BREN-BREN?
CAN YOU PASS THE, UH...
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I GUESS I'M NOT SEEING
ANYTHING. NEVER MIND.
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DO YOU LIKE YOUR FOOD, BRENDON?
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MMM. YES.
YES, I DO.
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YOU SURE DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU
LIKE IT! YOU HAVEN'T REALLY
EVEN TOUCHED ANYTHING!
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I DON'T THINK HE LIKES IT, MOM.
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I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT.
SEE? MMM.
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WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU
CALL THIS DISH?
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RICE!
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YEAH, BUT WHAT'S
THE FLAVORING?
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IT'S RICE FLAVORED.
208
00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:49,561
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT I WAS TASTING.
209
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,429
YUP.
210
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,370
SETTLE DOWN,
MY LITTLE FAIRY PRINCESSES.
211
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,574
IT'S TIME FOR THE FAIRY
SALES PRINCESS MEETING.
212
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,742
SALES MEETING?
213
00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,977
YES, MY LITTLE FAIRY PRINCESS.
214
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,357
BUT I DON'T...
SIT BACK AND RELAX,
EVERYONE.
215
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,382
PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION
TO THE MONITOR.
216
00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,821
WELCOME, MY LITTLE FAIRY
PRINCESSES, TO THE FPC,
217
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,823
THE FAIRY PRINCESS CORPORATION.
218
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,493
IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,THEN CONGRATULATIONS.YOU ARE A FAIRY PRINCESS.
219
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,530
THAT MEANS THAT YOU ARE PRETTY
AND LITTLE AND SWEET.
220
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,266
BUT THAT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU'RE
RESPONSIBLE FOR PRODUCTIVITY.
221
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,133
WHAT THE CRAP?
222
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,869
SALES PRODUCTIVITY!
223
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,403
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
224
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,573
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT YOU'LL BE SELLING.
225
00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:39,410
THE FPC COLLECTIONINCLUDING THE FPC FAIRY
HAIR PRINCESS KIT,
226
00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,547
THE FAIRY-BRELLA,A LIGHTWEIGHT,FULLY FUNCTIONAL UMBRELLA,
227
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:46,017
AND FINALLY, OUR BIG SELLER,
THE FPC FAIRY-CLOTH.
228
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,953
A BEAUTIFUL, MULTI-COLORED
TABLECLOTH.
229
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,320
WELL, GIRLS,
230
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:53,224
ARE WE GETTING EXCITED YET?
231
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:58,096
GOOD, BECAUSE TOMORROWYOU'RE GOING OUT AND SELLINGYOUR LITTLE FAIRY HEARTS OUT.
232
00:09:58,164 --> 00:09:59,831
YEAH!
233
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,400
AND REMEMBER,
PLAIN-CLOTHED FPC MEMBERS
234
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,269
WILL BE PHANTOM SHOPPINGAND MONITORINGYOUR PRODUCTIVITY.
235
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:09,140
AND WE STAND BY OUR"THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT"BAD SALES PUNISHMENT TECHNIQUE.
236
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,509
TALK THE TALK, LITTLE FAIRIES,
AND GOOD LUCK!
237
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,178
G-G-G-GOOD-BYE!
238
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,895
OKAY, MY TURN.
I ROLL.
239
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,652
I GET A NINE!
240
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,121
I THINK YOU GOT A SEVEN.
OOP, NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
241
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,968
I GOT A NINE.
I WIN AGAIN.
BIG SURPRISE.
242
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,926
THAT'S 14 GAMES TO ZERO.
I'M REALLY BEATING YOU.
243
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,239
AT LEAST YOU DON'T GLOAT.
LET'S PLAY AGAIN.
244
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,942
LET'S NOT. LET'S WATCH TV
OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, RIGHT.
245
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,543
NO TV, MOM SAYS.
WHAT?
246
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,213
OKAY, LET'S DO SOMETHING
FUN WITH OUR HAIR.
WHAT?
247
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,281
BOYS, IT'S 6:30.
TIME FOR BED.
248
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,140
WHAT?
COME ON, BREN-BREN.
LET'S PUT ON OUR PAJAMAS.
249
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,274
WHAT?
250
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,877
MELISSA, BEFORE WE GO OUT
AND SELL TOMORROW,
251
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,780
WE'RE GONNA WORK ON
A COUPLE SALES EXERCISES.
252
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:52,316
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. SELL ME
THE FPC FAIRY-CLOTH.
253
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,485
OKAY.
254
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,188
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY
AN FPC FAIRY-CLOTH?
255
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,835
NO, I WOULDN'T.
OKAY.
256
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,103
NO, MELISSA.
257
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,961
WE DON'T TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER, ALL RIGHT?
258
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,131
DON'T LET ME SAY NO,
UNDERSTAND?
259
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,598
LET'S TRY AGAIN.
OKAY.
260
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,000
ARE YOU READY?
261
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,003
YES. EXCUSE ME. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BUY A FAIRY-CLOTH?
262
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,382
NO.
PLEASE.
263
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,839
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
WHY NOT?
264
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,053
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THEM
AND I DON'T NEED THEM.
265
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,544
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR
NONSENSE. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
266
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,879
OKAY.
267
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,714
NO, MELISSA.
268
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,415
YOU TOOK NO FOR AN ANSWER.
269
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,718
THAT'S TWICE YOU DID THAT.
THAT WAS WRONG.
270
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,853
BUT YOU TOLD ME
TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.
271
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:33,158
NEVER LISTEN TO SOMEONE
WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO LEAVE
THEM ALONE, UNDERSTAND?
272
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,038
I GUESS SO.
LET'S TRY AGAIN.
273
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,095
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BUY A FAIRY-CLOTH?
274
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,608
NO. GO AWAY. I DON'T
LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.
275
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,610
A FAIRY-CLOTH WOULD MAKE
A GOOD GIFT FOR A LOVED ONE.
276
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,502
WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY
LOVED ONES. I LIVE ALONE.
277
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,237
YOU DO?
YES.
278
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,739
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR FAMILY?
279
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,041
THEY'RE DEAD.
I'M SORRY.
280
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,711
WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
PEOPLE DIE.
281
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,478
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
BROUGHT IT UP.
282
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,787
NO. IT'S NICE THAT YOU
BROUGHT IT UP.
283
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,084
WOULD A FAIRY-CLOTH
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
284
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,687
NO. YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE,
YOU LITTLE GOBLIN.
285
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,357
OKAY.
NO, MELISSA.
YOU TOOK NO FOR AN ANSWER.
286
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,426
BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA CALL THE POLICE.
287
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,039
SO?
SO IT'S THE POLICE.
288
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,864
SO WHAT'S THE POLICE GONNA DO?
HMM? ARREST YOU?
289
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,865
I DON'T KNOW.
290
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,578
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
EIGHT.
291
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,546
WELL, THEY'RE NOT
GONNA EVER TOUCH YOU.
292
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,084
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
AND WHERE'S THE SMILE?
I WANT THE SMILE.
293
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,208
THERE IT IS.
294
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,276
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY...
NO.
295
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,948
GUYS, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
296
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,096
THE FOOD'S BAD! IT'S 6:30.
SHE'S PUTTING ME TO SLEEP!
297
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,597
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
298
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,822
THIS IS JASON. I CAN'T COME
TO THE WALKIE-TALKIE RIGHT NOW.
299
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:41,559
IF YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE
A MESSAGE, PLEASE DO SO
AFTER ALL THE BEEPS.
300
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,239
JASON?
BEEP!
301
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,496
BEEP! BEEP!
302
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,900
♪♪
303
00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:00,779
♪♪
304
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,831
GOT ENOUGH ROOM?
I DON'T KNOW.
305
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,756
IT'S EXTRA WARMY-WARM
IN HERE, ISN'T IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
306
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:15,026
BREN-BREN,
DID YOU MEAN IT WHEN YOU SAID
I LOOK GOOD ON VIDEO FILM?
307
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,396
I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF SAYING
THAT. ARE THESE PLASTIC SHEETS?
308
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,599
YES. BECAUSE I THINK I HAVE
A REALLY GOOD LOOK, DON'T YOU?
309
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,502
SURE. HEY, CAN WE TURN THESE
LIGHTS OFF OR DIM THEM...
310
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,403
NO!
311
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,582
OKAY.
LIGHT'S ON!
312
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,684
WELL, I TRIED.
LOWER YOUR VOICE, BRENDON.
313
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,276
WE DON'T WANT
TO GET IN TROUBLE!
LOWER MY VOICE?
314
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,077
QUIET!
315
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,780
BREN-BREN, YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GREAT?
NO.
316
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,326
YOU AND ME.
OH.
317
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,618
RIGHT NOW. RIGHT HERE.
AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
318
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:44,022
I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS
FOR A LONG TIME. FOREVER!
319
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:49,493
I MEAN, WE UNDERSTAND THE LITTLE
THINGS LIKE VIDEO FILMS AND
BOARD GAMES AND VIDEO FILMS.
320
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,472
GOOD MORNING!
TIME TO WAKE UP!
321
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,019
NO.
WAKE UP, BRENDON!
322
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,109
NO.
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
323
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,746
TIME TO DO THE CHORES.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
324
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:09,747
HUH?
325
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,916
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S 5:30.
326
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,052
WAKE UP, FAIRY PRINCESSES!
327
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,988
WAKE UP!
TODAY WE SELL!
328
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,668
GET UP, YOU LITTLE
FAIRY PRINCESSES!
329
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,726
GET UP BEFORE I GET YOU UP!
330
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:34,205
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. SIR, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO BUY A FAIRY-CLOTH?
331
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,706
PLEASE?
332
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,309
MISS, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BUY A FAIRY...
333
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,912
PLEASE, SOMEBODY BUY
ONE OF THESE THINGS.
334
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,546
SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT.
335
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,749
BUY A FAIRY-CLOTH. PLEASE.
336
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,017
MELISSA?
COACH?
337
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,352
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
338
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,955
IT'S MY UNIFORM.
YIKES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
339
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,893
YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN A MALL
BY YOURSELF IN THAT OUTFIT.
I'M NOT ALONE.
340
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,627
UH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
341
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,430
THERE ARE PEOPLE WATCHING ME.
PLEASE BUY SOMETHING.
342
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,377
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE?
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
343
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,112
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BUY A FAIRY-CLOTH?
344
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,370
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
PLEASE BUY SOMETHING, COACH.
345
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,216
I'M NOT GONNA PLAY
YOUR GAME, MELISSA.
346
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,340
BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I TOLD YOU SO.
347
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,776
CHALK THAT UP IN
THE "I TOLD YOU SO" DEPARTMENT.
348
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,756
BUT, COACH, I NEVER
WANTED TO DO THIS.
349
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,949
OH, YEAH, YEAH. CRY ME A RIVER.
I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG.
350
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,728
NOW YOU'RE MISERABLE
AND THAT'S GOOD.
351
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,585
WHY AM I SO SATISFIED
ABOUT THAT?
352
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,987
COACH, PLEASE.
353
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,056
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO, MELISSA?
354
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,803
YOU WANT ME TO BUY ALL
YOUR STUPID FAIRY PRINCESS
MERCHANDISE?
355
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,260
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
356
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,462
YEAH. IT WOULD REALLY
HELP ME OUT.
357
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,531
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
358
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,765
UMBRELLAS AND FAIRY
PRINCESS CLOTHS.
359
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:38,702
GIVE ME THOSE WINGS.
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE
THEM OFF. I'LL GET IN TROUBLE.
360
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:43,007
WHAT? COACH WANTS TO WEAR 'EM.
COACH WANTS TO FLY AWAY.
361
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,687
ARE YOU DRUNK?
YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I CAME TO THE MALL.
362
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,312
OH, DID WE HAVE A GAME TODAY?
363
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,647
YEAH. WE LOST.
THANKS A LOT, BY THE WAY.
364
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,782
COACH, MY DAD SIGNED
ME UP, NOT ME.
365
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,829
PARDON ME IF I DON'T
BELIEVE YOU, MELISSA.
366
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:58,256
NOW YOU MADE YOUR BED.
NOW YOU GO SLEEP ON IT.
YOU MEAN SLEEP IN IT?
367
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,024
SLEEP ON IT, MELISSA.
368
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,427
AND YOU TELL THE FAIRIES
I SAID GO TO HELL.
369
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,096
COACH, PLEASE!
WHERE THEY BELONG!
370
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,864
COACH.
HEY.
371
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,866
WHERE'S THE FOOD COURT?
372
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,201
TOP FLOOR.
373
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,003
I GOTTA GET SOME
SPARE RIBS IN ME.
374
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,440
JASON. COME IN, JASON.
375
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,408
THIS IS JASON. OVER.
376
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,944
JASON, IT'S MELISSA.
I NEED HELP. OVER.
377
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,880
ROGER THAT, MELISSA.
I'M YOUR MAN.
378
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,686
BRENDON,
IT SURE IS RAINING, HUH?
SHUT UP.
379
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,754
I THINK WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED.
TOO BAD.
380
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,391
OH, BOY!
RICE AGAIN.
381
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,305
YOU'RE THE DIRTY VILLAIN
AND I'M THE HERO AND YOU SUCK.
YUP.
382
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,663
YOU'RE REALLY STUPID
AND I'M REALLY SMART, OKAY?
OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.
383
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,400
YOU'RE FAT AND HAVE BAD SKIN AND
I'M THIN AND HAVE SMALL PORES.
384
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,901
MM-HMM.
385
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,769
AND LET'S SEE. UM...
386
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,272
AND YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
YEAH, AND YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
387
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,643
HORRIBLE. YOUR SALES TODAY
WERE HORRIBLE.
I KNOW.
388
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,979
DID YOU EVEN TRY, MELISSA?
I DON'T KNOW.
389
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:58,449
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. COMPARED TO
THE OTHER FAIRY PRINCESSES,
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD.
390
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:02,853
OKAY.
AND I WANT US TO WORK
ON THIS TOGETHER, OKAY?
391
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:07,591
MM-HMM.
I WANT US TO WORK ON THIS
ALL NIGHT IF WE HAVE TO.
392
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:11,929
WE HAVE TO PINPOINT
YOUR PROBLEM BECAUSE
YOUR SALES ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
393
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,798
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S 6:30.
394
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,700
6:30. TIME FOR BED, BOYS.
395
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:21,772
AND GET LOTS OF REST BECAUSE
TOMORROW WE FINISH WHAT
WE DIDN'T FINISH TODAY.
396
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,174
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
397
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,909
GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY.
398
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,945
BRENDON. SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT
TO MOMMY.
YEAH. SEE YOU.
399
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,613
NO, NO, NO!
NIGHTY-NIGHT!
400
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,527
GOOD NIGHT.
NO! NIGHTY-NIGHT!
401
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,184
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
402
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,420
SLEEP WELL!
AND SLEEP TIGHT!
403
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,621
SAY "SLEEP TIGHT!"
SLEEP...
404
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,490
SLEEP TIGHT!
SAY IT!
405
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,026
SLEEP TIGHT.
SAY "YOU TOO."
406
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,895
YOU TOO.
OKAY, I WILL.
407
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,166
I'M MAKING THIS TAPE
IN THE CLOSET
408
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,535
IN THE HALLWAY
WHERE THEY CAN'T HEAR ME.
409
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,872
I'M MAKING THIS TAPE
SO THAT WHEN THEY FIND ME,
THEY'LL KNOW HOW I DIED.
410
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,341
I HATE THIS PLACE. I HATE
FENTON. I HATE HIS MOTHER.
411
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,079
I HAVEN'T EATEN.
I HAVEN'T SLEPT.
I WORKED ALL DAY IN THE YARD.
412
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,614
I FEAR THAT THESE
ARE MY LAST DAYS.
413
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,484
I HAD A GOOD LIFE THOUGH.
I SHOULD BE THANKFUL.
414
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,087
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.
I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
415
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:13,857
OKAY, MELISSA. YOU'RE NOT
TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO SELL ME.
416
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,694
SELL ME LIKE YOUR LITTLE
LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.
417
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,196
BECAUSE ONE DAY IT WILL.
418
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,697
NOW GO.
419
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,201
UM, RIGHT NOW I REALIZE
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
420
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,936
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME PLEASE?
MAKE IT QUICK.
421
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,761
SWEET LORD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO MY MOTHER, BRENDON?
422
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,438
I WASN'T...
YOU!
423
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,452
RUN, MOMMY, RUN!
424
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,671
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU KIDS DOING HERE?
425
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,031
THANKS FOR THE
ESCAPE PLAN, JASON.
426
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,488
NO PROBLEMO, BABY.
427
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,635
I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT IT, COACH.
428
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,393
I THINK I JUST WENT THROUGH
A LIFE-CHANGING EVENT.
429
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,563
I TOLD YOU, BRENDON. SEEING A
NAKED WOMAN IS AN AMAZING THING.
430
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,364
YEAH, BUT IT WAS FENTON'S MOM.
431
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,632
SO?
SO?
432
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,034
SO, SHE'S...
OH, WHO CARES?
433
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,537
UH, LOOK. I'M JUST HAPPY
EVERYBODY'S SAFE.
434
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,340
SAFETY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING IN THE WORLD.
435
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,953
BRENDON, MAKE THIS KID STOP
TALKING THROUGH THAT THING
BEFORE I BREAK IT.
436
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,812
BRENDON, MAKE THIS GUY
KISS MY ASS
437
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,181
AND THEN PUT ON
SOME DEODORANT
438
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,049
BECAUSE OF THE STINK
439
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,385
COMING FROM HIM.
440
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,854
UH, OVER AND OUT.
441
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,661
HEY, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT
THE WHOLE FAIRY PRINCESS THING
442
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,297
AND I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY
YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.
443
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,277
WELL, SOMEDAY,
I'LL PROBABLY BE ABLE TO.
444
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,912
BUT FOR NOW,
YOU'RE ON PROBATION.
445
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,738
YOU KNOW, I FEEL
PARTICULARLY GUILTY ABOUT
QUESTIONING YOUR MASCULINITY.
446
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:44,975
THE FUNNY THING IS THAT BRENDON
IS THE MOST POSITIVE FEMALE
INFLUENCE IN MY LIFE.
447
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,678
I MEAN, LOOK AT HOW HE RUNS.
448
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,327
YOU ARE IN SO MUCH
TROUBLE WITH ME THAT
449
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,619
I CAN'T EVEN SAY A SENTENCE
WITH WORDS THAT CAN SOUND
CORRECTLY GOOD.
450
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,788
I'M SORRY. HEY, AT LEAST
YOU GOT TO SEE A NAKED LADY.
451
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:02,326
YEAH, AND I GUESS
FENTON'S A LITTLE MORE POPULAR
BECAUSE OF IT TOO. LOOK.
452
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,662
FENTON, CAN WE SPEND THE NIGHT
AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE?
453
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,765
YEAH, FENTON. WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS
NOW, SO LET US SPEND THE NIGHT.
454
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,234
YEAH, MAYBE WE'LL SEE SOMETHING
NEAT-O LIKE A NAKED PERSON.
455
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,102
OR A NAKED...
YEAH, YOU SAID THAT ALREADY.
456
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,639
I DID.
YEAH.
WE WANT A NAKED SLEEPOVER!
457
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,227
WE WANT TO SEE YOUR NAKED MOM!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
458
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:21,379
TOO MANY PLAYERS ON THE FIELD!
459
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,524
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR COACH?
460
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,283
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
461
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:27,217
HOLY...
462
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,626
HELLO, DOMAIN NAME REGISTRY.
463
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,140
I'D LIKE TO REGISTER
A DOMAIN NAME, PLEASE.
464
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:41,332
OKAY, WELL,I PUT MY LIST ON RIGHT HERE.LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
465
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,268
UH, FENTON'S-NAKED-MOM-DOT-COM.
466
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:48,406
OKAY. NOW I LOOKRIGHT HERE AND IT SAYSTHAT NAME IS ALREADY TOOK.
467
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,041
THAT'S TAKEN?
FENTON'S-NAKED-MOM...
468
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,711
SORRY, BUDDY, YOU GOTTA COME UP
WITH SOMETHING ELSE.
469
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,447
HOW ABOUT
MIDDLE-AGE-NAKED-MOM-DOT-COM?
470
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,749
OKAY, LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
471
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,018
NO, THAT'S TAKEN.
YOU HAVE TO GO DOT-ORG.
472
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,354
DOT-COM IS TAKEN?
YEAH, LET ME LOOK.
473
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,755
OH, YEAH!
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