All language subtitles for Fake.S01E06

New beginnings.

You want me to run a quick
background check on him?

Court records,
land title searches,

anything you can think of.

This is a love story,
not an investigation.

Heading to the airport.
See you in an hour.

Oh, Anton, it's probably
gonna sound really stupid,

but I just, I thought I just
saw Joe at the Falconer

with a w-woman.

It sounds simplistic,

but you just might
have to trust Joe.

Everything alright?

No, there's been an accident.

Harry was running
by the side of the pool,

and he slipped and
he split his head open.

He's in the hospital.
Mary's gone AWOL.

Oh, you've got to
be with your boy.

..for the initial
wind monitoring,

and the measurements
so far are very promising.

Now, you put 10 of
those gentle giants up,

you're looking at a
minimum of 300,000 per year

for that piece of
scrappy, unused land.

The bend in the river. Look
out! I'm coming round it.

I'm dying to see
you in the flesh.

Joe, where are you?

Oh, there was a
bloody dreadful accident.

Anton, he was sick last night.

Birdie, this is weird.

You haven't been
round to his place,

you haven't met his
friends or his children.

Am I your dirty little secret?

Oh, hang on, where's
this come from?

What, are your friends
making you feel bad again?

Are you playing me?

Please leave a message,

and I'll get back
to you when I can.

They've shut the doors now.

Have you even booked?

Why is the bank selling
my mum's house?

I did NOT make a late payment.

I've never made a late payment.

Look, I've been through
this so many times,

I'm feeling like I'm
a broken record.

Excuse me, what's your name?

Robert.

Alright, Robert,
could you please

put me through to your manager?

You going to the
skiing thing next week?

No worries, Bill, see you there.

Tradition.

Yeah, no-one cares
about it anymore.

But I do.

Well, without
tradition, there's...

..nothing has meaning,
there's no value to anything.

No-one even bothers to find
the tradition behind things.

Take the willow pattern design.

You know, everyone's seen it,

no-one knows
the story behind it.

It's a love story.

Two lovers.

The daughter of a wealthy,
well-respected man,

betrothed to a powerful duke,

and the poor, lowly assistant
that she falls in love with.

The father builds a
wall to keep her in,

but they escape.

Over the wall they go,

take some of the jewels

that the Duke had given
as a marriage offering.

They run over the bridge,
they pass the weeping willows,

off for a life together.

But the father's henchmen
track them down...

..kill them and burn
down their house.

He destroys them.

So the gods immortalise
those two ill-fated lovers

as two doves that always
appear in the pattern.

Yours is obviously a copy.

Does that bother you?

No, no, not at all.

I'm just, you know, I'm
destined to spot a fake.

My grandfather had
a full set of originals.

Yes, your grandfather,
Roland Burt.

Oh, OK. OK, OK. Guilty, guilty.

You know, I'm proud
of my grandfather.

You know, he was
a great businessman.

He started an
empire from scratch.

And then lost it again?

Uh, no, that was, um,
that was Joe's dad.

- Right.
- Can we...

..focus on Kirsty.

Joe was at Grammar
with all of his friends

and then he had to go to a
really rough public school.

So it wasn't an easy
time for him, was it?

It sounds like this
narrative of Joe's past

is very present in
your relationship.

- No, no, no.
- Don't really think about it.

I'm not judging you, darling.

It was unfair.

I'm here to support you. I
don't think my grandfather's

got anything to
do with anything.

Oh, I...

I think it's relevant.

My grandfather's relevant
to your trust issues?

She's, um, paranoid
about my phone.

He angles it weird.

Oh, God. Um...

It sounds strange,

but sometimes I think
he's cheating on me.

She, um... She
has issues with trust.

Why would Susan lie?

Well, 'cause she's obsessed.

What other people think about
me has got nothing to do with me.

You know, give Susan
a bottle of Chablis

and she'll have a
reason for anything.

I'm sorry, I'm on the cusp
of the biggest deal of my life.

I've got reports up to here.

I promised that I wouldn't
let the stress get to me.

Honestly, I don't give
any thought to how,

you know, how I hold my phone.

If you two want
to live together,

Kirsty, can you believe
what Joe is saying?

I really want to.

But?

I guess, since the operation,

I feel... unusually vulnerable.

Is that something you
both want to work on?

Yeah. Yes.

Maybe that's something
you can work on together.

Reconnect.

Go away for the weekend.

Are you right for
this time next week?

Yeah.

Monthly would
probably be better.

Weekly will really help Kirsty
to keep making steps forward.

Please, Joe.

- Yeah. Yeah, of course.
- OK.

Plus, I have to hear
the rest of your story.

You didn't get to the bit
about the willow pattern

being stolen from
Chinese designs.

So it's already an imitation.

Mm.

Should we stick with her?

Or do you want to
try someone else?

Well, would it be helpful if
I come up to Beijing soon

and we can discuss it further?

Yeah. We'll discuss it further.

- Yes.
- OK.

Yeah, we'll fly out. No problem.

- That's be really good.
- Yeah.

What's your
favourite airline to fly?

Oh, here we go...

This is Allan.
Allan, this is Birdie.

Nice to meet you, Birdie.
I've heard a lot about you.

Oh! Well, surely
there's not much to tell.

Oh! Don't be modest.

A personal article in
the Weekend Magazine

about her own IVF struggle
- won a major award.

She is a fantastic writer.

That was a long time ago.

Rah Hou.

Well... Well, at least I
showed up to court. Did you?

No, not personally.

No, no, no, no. I
know you didn't.

Now, look, aside from yourself,

because I can actually
hear your voice, I tell you,

your whole bank
is being run by bots.

Sorry, did you say 'bots'?

Yeah, bots. Computers.

Computers are making decisions

that should be made by people,

and these decisions
are affecting people.

I can tell you from experience.

And they're affecting
people in a very major way.

OK. I understand
your frustration, sir.

Oh, thank you. I'm glad
you understand. Thank you.

So you're saying you made
the outstanding payments

- on the loan?
- Yes, I did. Yeah, I did.

Can you provide us any
evidence of the payments?

I'm sorry, say again?

Can you provide us receipts

or any evidence
of these payments?

Yes. Hang on.

Well, let's just
park, for a minute,

the fact that I didn't
default on the loan.

Sure.

And I'm asking you why
has the bank decided to

take the nuclear option? Why?

Why has it gone to... and
wants to sell the house?

I can answer that. The
guarantor, your mother...

In that case,
you're sitting there...

You're sitting there in
front of your computer,

can I just ask you, with a
little touch of the button then,

if that's the case, can
you just cancel the ticket

and just get rid of
the erroneous default?

I'm sorry, sir. I don't
have the authority

or the power to
cancel your default.

The foreclosure is in process

and your mother's property
is being sold at auction.

Oh!

Nymph, nymph,
what are these beads?

Oh! My special Joe.

My homecoming jewels.

- Thank you.
- Yes.

It'll be homecoming soon, Mum.

Dawn Harrison says there's a...

an auction sign up
on the front lawn.

Oh, Dawn Harrison's
got dementia, Mum.

Oh, no, I...

I don't think so. She...

She's still teaching.

Yeah, well, there's
probably a teacher shortage.

Joe! I didn't see
your name on the log.

Oh, Maria, no, I wouldn't
want all my admirers

to know I'm here if I can't
spend time with all of them.

I'll come back for your shower.

No, you go have a cup of tea.

I'll put Mum in the shower.

Come on, Mum. Quick sticks.

- Shower time.
- Oh.

- You alright?
- Mm.

That's it.

Up. That's it. Up, up...

And away! Good on you, Mum.

OK...

- I can do it. Go away.
- OK.

Just testing the
temperature. Hang on.

Oh...

- OK. I'll be back in a minute.
- OK.

Mum?

Are you keeping
your papers safe?

What's that?

Where are you
keeping your papers?

Your brother cancelled
my subscription.

Shit.

It'll be good to be
back home again.

I know your brothers
think I'm better off here.

But I know I'm better odd
at home with all my things.

You'll tell them it's all
sorted out with the bank,

won't you, Joe?

Joe, where are you?

Joe, I need help with the tap.

Oh!

Joe?

Joe?

Hello?

Do you want to get out of here?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think
that's a good idea.

Oh...

I had a lovely night, thank you.

You're not coming?

No, I've got to get back to the
farm first thing in the morning.

The bore's been pumping out mud,

so I'm going to have to
dig it a little bit deeper,

otherwise I'm going to
have to bore it out again.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

You know, I've got
responsibilities, unfortunately.

People, animals, farm
equipment that depend on me.

Yeah, of course.

Thank you.

- 'Night.
- 'Night.

Hey, Allan.

Can you bring us a tie?

I'm just coming
back from the farm

and I'm not going to have
time to swing by home.

Alright, I'll see you soon. Bye.

- Oh! Are you OK?
- Hey!

- Yeah, thanks for that.
- They'll be here in a minute.

OK, can you stay
here for a second?

I'm just going to go
upstairs and see which room

my partners have
organised for us.

Uh...

You just make them
comfortable and I'll come down

as soon as I know
where we're going to meet.

Next one, mate.

Ah.

- Ni hao. Ni hao, Biyu.
- Ni hao.

Could you please
tell the delegation

the room that we had booked,

it's not suitable for
sensitive information,

so I think it's better that
we have the meeting here.

The meeting's going
to be here in the foyer?

The walls upstairs,
they're very, very thin.

I just think it's more ideal

that we conduct
the meeting here.

Please.

Can you not?

I've just got some work to do.

Oh, sorry!

Dear Kirsty,

I've been thinking about the
windows for the beach house

and I think we should
investigate triple glazing

for trapping the
warmth of the sun.

I'll be back Wednesday
to collect Mercy.

I hope she's not licking
your son to death.

She's a big love bucket.

She got that from me.

Eh? Gone for so long
I thought you'd left me.

Eh? Please don't leave me.

Promise?

I promise.

I love you.

Yes?

Working hard, or hardly working?

What are you doing?

It's my mum's wedding
anniversary on Saturday night.

I was thinking I could take you
out for romantic twilight drinks

on my boat that night.

It's just it's Mum's
first anniversary

since Dad died.

Oh. Well, why not
bring them along?

I mean, I don't mind.

Who doesn't love a
twilight pleasure cruise?

I'm on my way.

And a boat has right of way

if it's approaching
from which side?

The... port side.

Oh. Starboard. I
meant starboard.

I'll give you an interim pass.

There you go, Captain.

So, what have you
got on this afternoon?

You got a party planned?

This is literally the
oldest boat in the WORLD.

Alright, Livvy, well,
if you're willing to

forfeit your share of
the boat in the future,

I'm sure that Harry
will be happy to oblige.

As if.

There's been an accident.

So are we actually
going to drive this?

Yeah, when I get
the solenoid replaced.

Um, I thought it'd be
ready by this afternoon,

but there was a
delay in the workshop.

So we're looking pretty good?

Yeah, no, she's a beauty.

I'll come by the
office in a tick.

Oh, yeah. Good-o.

- Good on you.
- Mum's here.

Come on, mate.

Ooh, where did this come from?

We went to Uncle
Bill's on the way.

Do you ever shut up?

Because he can't
come to Harry's party.

Oh, you ARE having
a party. Excellent.

It's just a, you
know, little gathering.

It's good to have a party.

Just be careful of
your uncles, yeah?

You don't know
what they might want.

Just stay here for a tick, kids,
I'll just have a word with Mum.

Come on, kids, let's go.

- Bye, Dad.
- OK. See you, mate.

The brothers have
cleared out Mum's house

and have taken Harry's present.

Do you think I'm an idiot?

No, Mary, I think you're the
smartest woman I've ever met.

I'm not talking again until
you sign the divorce papers.

I can't sign them today,
it's Harry's birthday.

Say bye to Dad.

- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.

Have a good party, mate.

See you, Livvy.

Joe, where are you?

Oh, there was a
bloody dreadful accident,

a speedboat, going too fast.

Idiot, guy with
his wife and kids,

and the kid...
went in the water.

The parents were too
shell-shocked to do anything,

so I had to dive
in and pull him out.

Yeah, look, he's fine,

but, well, the Blue Loon's
taken some damage.

It'll be back to the
workshop for her, I'm afraid.

- I'm so sorry.
- That's OK.

Well, everyone, this is Joe.

- Hey!
- Our hero is here.

- Hi. I'm Joe.
- Margeaux.

Hi, Margeaux.
Pleased to meet you.

Kirsty, what do you
think of this one?

Absolute beachfront.

Oh, Joe, it's perfect.

Eldorado...

It's a grand, old house,
on just over 100 acres -

prime grazing land.

Ooh, how about we
go up there, Birdie,

have a look?

What is this?

Well, didn't I say it was grand?

You didn't say it was a castle!

Look, I think I'd put the land
in the children's trust fund,

and then I can put the
property in my name for us,

so that Mary can't
get her hands on it.

Don't know if we're
going to find anything

for the beach house in here.

Come on, let's
have a little explore.

- Oh.
- That's expensive, Joe.

Oh, don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that.

Would you prefer the
downstairs study or the upstairs?

I want you to write.

To bloom.

Oh, they're beautiful!

Ah... Oh, yes, I
feel beach-house.

This might be a
little more comfy.

Oh, thank you.

Very coastal. Yes. Good?

I have a disgusting
amount of money.

Oh!

- It's a table.
- I know it's a table.

I've been wanting a table.

I know you have.
That's Jacobean.

So you'd probably get
two extra leaves in there.

I don't know, 16 people,
easily, around there.

- 16?
- Yeah, dinner parties.

Don't invite Susan.

- Do you like it?
- I love it.

It's $9,000, Joe.

Shh, don't look at the
price. Put the price down.

What do you think about
this beauty for the bedroom?

I think so.

You know, she's holding
the whole world in her hand.

- Do you like it?
- Mm-hm.

You love it, it's yours.

OK, done.

I told you we'd
find some things.

Touching the art?

- That's very naughty.
- Stop it.

Can you see
yourself living here?

Would you consider
renting out your apartment?

Of course.

I'll see you in the car,
and I'll go and, uh...

I'll go and fix things up.

- OK. Yeah.
- Yeah?

- OK. Alright.
- Alright.

So, will you be taking
the table and the chairs?

- Yes.
- Excellent.

Excuse me, is that an
original willow pattern?

Oh.

1990s copy, I'm afraid.

How much is that?

Just $200, for the whole set.

I'll take it.

Excellent. Will that be on card?

It's $30,000, all up, for today.

Um, I'll tell you what,
I think I'll just pay cash

for the dinner set now.

I'll come back with a larger
vehicle for the other ones.

Oh, of course. Would
you like a receipt for that?

No, it's all good. There you go.

Well, we look forward
to seeing you tomorrow.

- Yeah. Have a good day. Bye.
- You too.

Are you preparing yourself

for your five-star
accommodation?

- Here we are.
- Lucky for some.

Cannot wait.

Are you sure?

I trust you.

I trust you.

Babe.

- Hello, you two.
- Oh, hey, Susan.

How's Amelia going? Has
she been enjoying rehearsals?

Yeah, great.

Oh, I discovered we
have a mutual friend, Joe.

Birdie Bell?

Who's Birdie Bell?

- Can I be honest with you?
- Please.

I'm finding it really triggering
being here at the moment.

I just need to know
that you've got my back.

Promise me?

Yeah? Promise...
Promise you love me.

- What?
- You promise?

- I love you.
- OK.

Then don't talk
to Susan anymore.

She is... She is a bully.

She's got a very negative energy
and it just infects everything.

- OK.
- You know...

We're doing our work,
with the counsellor, yeah?

- Our very expensive work.
- Yeah, well, OK.

- I promise. Mm.
- OK?

OK, You go inside.
I'll just... Grab a seat.

I'm just gonna make a call.

Sure. OK.

- I'll see you.
- Alright.

Can't wait to see you in
that green dress we bought.

Stuck in meetings all day.

See you tomorrow. Love you.

Hey, Allan, I'm
checking on the deposit.

Message me ASAP. Bye.

Joe Burt?

Nearly didn't recognise you.

What are you doing here?

Mr Whitney, you haven't changed.

What's your
connection here today?

Well, my partner's got
a son who goes here.

He's in the choir.

So the legacy lives on, eh?

In a sort of way.

Yeah, I wouldn't
send my kid's here.

Fair enough.

So, what are you doing
with yourself these days?

Oh, I'm involved in finance,

interested in renewables.

Oh, fantastic. That's wonderful.

Well done, you,

for not letting circumstances
define your future.

And what's that
supposed to mean?

Well, it was touch and
go for a while there, no?

I mean, it was a real shame
when you got expelled.

If only you'd put half as
much energy into studying

as you did cheating
on the exams.

How did you avoid jail?

Last visit to Grandma's
house, Harry?

What the fuck?

It smells like petrol.

Get the hose.

Oh! He's so vindictive!

Mercy!

Hey, girlie!

I was worried when I
didn't hear from you,

but we had fun anyway.

- I took her to the doggy spa.
- Did you?

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, well, bloody Mary.

Things will be sorted
in a couple of weeks.

You know, we can go away to
the beach... beach house then.

- Beach house?
- Yeah, the, uh, the farmhouse.

Are you OK? You
look a little bit...

Do you mind if I
have a, um, a shower?

I've got an early morning
breakfast meeting.

Of course, of course.

Mwah. The only thing is I
might have to call the cops.

Because it's against
the law for you to shower

without me joining you.

Oh...

I LOVE the smell of petrol!

I'll drop Mercy at the kennels.

I'll finish some
stuff off at the office.

So I'll grab my suit
at the dry cleaners,

then you swing by,
pick me up in an Uber.

Mm-hm. Which dry cleaners?

The dinky one. South
Melbourne, just near my office.

Can't believe it's tomorrow.

You gonna pack that shirt

that I bought you
for your birthday

with little blue birds on it?

Perfect for a country wedding.

Yeah, you're gonna tell me
which undies to wear, too?

While I'm at it.

Alright.

See you soon.

Yeah, I've just spoken
to the bank and, uh, look,

they've finally admitted
that they've made an error.

So could you send through
the auctioneer's phone number?

I'll give him a
cancellation fee.

You don't have to check!

It's a... Have a look at
the forms. It's in my name.

Brendan... Brendan, please.

I don't think you want
to sully your reputation

as a very fine
real estate agent,

but if you don't do it, I'll be
forced to seek legal action.

Could you please
just send through

the auctioneer's phone number?

- Hi.
- Oh, guess what?

Liam's gazumped us.

He's put a last-minute
offer on Eldorado.

How much?

Oh, he's blown it up by
an extra... extra million.

Oh, no!

Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna
have to see my business partner

and move some money around.

Oh, no, Joe, you're
gonna be late!

I'm not gonna be late.

Look, I'm... I
said I'll be there.

I'm sorry. I'm stressed.
I just have to...

find another 100K
by 3pm this afternoon

to make up the
shortfall for the deposit.

Otherwise, I'm...
I'm gonna lose it.

Have you got another 100K?

Of course I've got it.

You know, It's just
tied up in a trust fund

for Harry and Olivia,

and Mary's make it difficult
for me to access it, so...

I c... I can't get a bridging loan
until 9am tomorrow morning.

Oh, my God.

She's... She's off her rocker.

Well, there must be
something we can do.

I don't want to lose Eldorado.

Yeah, well, you know, I think
we should brace ourselves

for that eventuality.

Unless you can magic up
$100,000 you can lend me

until 9am tomorrow,

uh, it's going to be Liam's.

Oh, hang on a second.
Here's my business partner.

- I'll call you back
later. Well, wait, Joe...

Yeah?

Uh, well, yeah.

Tell them that I've, uh,

I've sent through
the land evaluation

and the company docs,

and get them to deposit
the funds immediately.

Yeah, as soon as
they deposit the funds,

uh, uh, ring me and let me know.

OK. Right, bye.

Uh, can I borrow some
money until tomorrow?

Yeah, how much? What for?

- 40 grand.
- What the fuck?

I can pay you back by 9am.

I just can't get it out of
my bank quick enough.

Allan, Allan, please call me.

Look, if five mil is
too scary for them,

just tell them they're
wasting my time.

Thanks. Call as soon as you can.

Well, very good afternoon
to you, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to the auction sale

of this magnificent
mid-century classic.

A beautiful home right on the
cusp of parklands and the river.

Joe, I got the 100K! Call me!

Spectacular views
at the rear there.

Such a select opportunity.

This has been in the same
family for some 60 years.

A beautiful home.

Who'd like to start us
off with an opening bid?

Can I see a start of $3 million?

Who'd like to start me
at 3... I should think so.

Welcome to the
bidding. $3 million.

I'll call upon the rest of you

for a $100,000 rise from here.

At $3 million on the left.

And I'll call upon it for a
$100,000 rise from there.

At $3 million. And 3.1, I have.

3.1 on the right. And
back against you, sir.

Would you like to say 3.2...

Yeah?

Allan, I have sent
you the documents.

I've sent the documents and
I've re-sent the documents.

Just tell them to
transfer the money,

otherwise the deal's
off. Thank you. Bye.

Can I say 3.5?

Saying no at this stage, at 3.4?

Yes, got you there.
Fresh bidding in the centre.

Welcome, sir.
3.5 million dollars.

3.6, can I say?
And 3.6 I have now.

3.7's the next bid.
3.7 at the back.

At 3 million 7 at the
back. Can I say 3.8?

Saying no, that could be it.

At 3.7 million.

Once, twice,
third and final call.

- Four.
- 4 million.

Cutting it fine there, sir.

Nerves of steel, good bidding.

Knows good value
when he sees it.

Bid's on the left now

for fresh bidding at 4 million.

At 4 million, can I
invite you back in now?

I'll take your $50,000 rise.

At 4 million now,
what do you say?

At 4 million, can I say 50 now?

At four million dollars,
yeah, 50 I have,

fresh bidding at the
front, at 4 million and 50,

It's come back at 4.1.
4.1 back on the left.

4.15's the next bid.

At 4.15 now, what
do you say, sir?

- 4.5.
- Strong bidding.

4 million, 500.

At 4.5 million,

what are you going
to do from here?

Bid's on the left
at 4.5. Saying no.

Are you out over here? You are.

At 4 million 500...

Once, twice,
third and final call.

We are selling. We're selling.

We're sold.
Congratulations, sir.

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

Thank you for your
attendance, folks.

Have a wonderful weekend.

They've shut the doors now.

I'm going alone, aren't I?

None of this makes sense!

But why couldn't
you just call me?

Aw...

You're cheeky. I'm coming.