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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,679 --> 00:00:38,279 Which of us encounters another human 2 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,829 without a sack of history, 3 00:00:41,579 --> 00:00:44,009 experience, impression, 4 00:00:44,009 --> 00:00:47,039 delusion, belief slung over our shoulder, 5 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:49,500 burdening us, to one degree or another? 6 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,899 We all carry a weight. 7 00:02:15,228 --> 00:02:17,360 How can a man, sitting in a bar, 8 00:02:17,509 --> 00:02:20,930 know what the woman approaching him contains? 9 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,180 How is the woman approaching that man 10 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:30,500 meant to know that she should turn around and run? 11 00:02:31,699 --> 00:02:33,469 This is Allan. Allan, this is Birdie. 12 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:34,818 - Nice to meet you, Birdie. - Yeah. 13 00:02:34,819 --> 00:02:36,500 - I've heard a lot about you. - Oh! 14 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,425 Surely, there's not much to tell. 15 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:39,610 Oh, come on, don't be modest. 16 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:42,769 Her personal essay in the Weekend magazine 17 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:45,379 about her own IVF struggle won a major award. 18 00:02:45,409 --> 00:02:46,639 No, she's a fantastic writer. 19 00:02:47,479 --> 00:02:48,800 Well, that was a long time ago. 20 00:02:48,829 --> 00:02:49,829 Yeah. 21 00:02:51,319 --> 00:02:52,400 - Rah Hou. - Mm. 22 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:58,530 Yeah. 23 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,050 New beginnings. 24 00:03:03,939 --> 00:03:04,939 Ah! Eyes. 25 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,289 Cheers. 26 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:18,649 Well, Al and I have just been speculating 27 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,209 about the future of renewables, 28 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:24,409 specifically how the Victorian government's preparing for 2030. 29 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,110 - Oh. - What do you think? 30 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:33,020 Well, I think renewables are the future. 31 00:03:34,009 --> 00:03:36,319 I mean, the writing's on the wall for coal, right? 32 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,739 Allan, tell your people Birdie Bell here 33 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:42,079 says the writing's on the wall, yeah? 34 00:03:42,079 --> 00:03:43,879 Well, Allan's got a flight to catch. 35 00:03:44,439 --> 00:03:45,920 - Oh. - Thanks for your time, Birdie. 36 00:03:46,219 --> 00:03:48,800 - Let's keep in touch. - Mm. It was nice to meet you. 37 00:03:50,719 --> 00:03:53,270 Oh, just grab another bottle. The same one again, yeah? 38 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:01,819 - Another bottle? - No. Thank you. No, I'm good. 39 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:11,748 Oh. 40 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:12,750 Sorry about that. 41 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:16,099 No, Allan's quite a big deal in China. 42 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,509 So... You're a farmer. 43 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:23,720 - Grazier. - Grazier. 44 00:04:24,649 --> 00:04:25,399 Via architect. 45 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,733 And I've spent the last few years 46 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:29,660 in a private equity firm in the city. 47 00:04:32,509 --> 00:04:35,178 But, you know, I packed away the Savile Row suits 48 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:36,180 after the divorce, 49 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,779 just for a more simple life on the farm. 50 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:42,439 You know, I still dabble in property and real estate, 51 00:04:42,439 --> 00:04:44,209 but, yeah, it's just on the farm. 52 00:04:47,269 --> 00:04:49,040 Well, I love the country. 53 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:51,949 My dad used to take me camping all the time. 54 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,620 Well, I run a small herd of Dorpers. 55 00:04:54,649 --> 00:04:56,689 I fatten them up for the Chinese market. 56 00:04:56,779 --> 00:05:01,218 I have a little shack on just over 100 acres just out of town. 57 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:03,918 Well, it's more like a shed, really, but it's mine. 58 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,809 It's a place to retreat to 59 00:05:05,810 --> 00:05:08,276 when the pressures of the world just get a little bit too much. 60 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:10,490 Oh. Sorry, what is a Dorper? 61 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,999 It's a South African sheep. It's a more hardy breed. 62 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,089 It's, you know, better for the harsh Australian conditions. 63 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:29,689 So what would you do, if money were no object? 64 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,680 Well, I'm... I'm saving, 65 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:40,999 so that, one day, I can take a few months off 66 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 and write a book. 67 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,050 What about you? What would you do? 68 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:50,029 Well, I'd watch you write it. 69 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:52,590 Oh. 70 00:05:55,819 --> 00:05:56,819 Uh-huh. 71 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:02,238 So you must be pretty well-connected, 72 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,800 because of your work? 73 00:06:03,829 --> 00:06:05,480 Oh, Jesus, no. 74 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:09,769 What about... Do you know Susan Feuillet? 75 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,350 Ah, yeah. Farm To Table, the cookbooks. 76 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,459 Yeah, I think we're Facebook friends or something. 77 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:18,249 She's completely nutso, right? 78 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,420 Is she? I don't know. 79 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:22,059 I went to one of her events once, with my ex. 80 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,050 She's in marketing. 81 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,610 And I went up to her just to say hi. 82 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:27,428 And she'd look to music to say, "Oh, go away. 83 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,050 "Go, go. Go away, Joe." 84 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:34,029 Where's the bottle? 85 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:36,519 Oh, I'd better go anyway. 86 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:38,409 Oh! No, you've just got here. 87 00:06:38,709 --> 00:06:39,879 I've got an early start. 88 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,240 B... But... 89 00:06:42,759 --> 00:06:45,490 Look, I'd really like to get to know you a bit more. 90 00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:52,029 Sorry, Joe. This online thing is a bit weird for me. 91 00:06:52,509 --> 00:06:54,100 But it was nice to meet you. 92 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:01,000 And all the best, with the Dorpers and everything. 93 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:49,540 Oh, take a hint, Joe Burt. 94 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:01,810 We barely got a chance to... 95 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,089 - There's a face with a story. - Mmm. 96 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,608 I like this one, the defiance. 97 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:19,839 Like, "Fuck you, world." 98 00:08:20,649 --> 00:08:22,509 Is this the women's homelessness epidemic? 99 00:08:23,199 --> 00:08:25,509 Well, it's technically still a food story. 100 00:08:26,470 --> 00:08:28,930 I'd really love to make it a feature story. 101 00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:30,430 You should pitch it to Virginia. 102 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,089 Meeting Hank at the wine bar after work. 103 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,120 Could join us. 104 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,120 - No, no. - A table for three? 105 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,710 No, I've got something on. 106 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:53,690 Soup's up. 107 00:08:53,889 --> 00:08:56,200 Hey, are you going to pray for me, Father? 108 00:08:56,529 --> 00:08:58,088 I've been a naughty girl. 109 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,190 - Always in my prayers, Tina. - Ooh. 110 00:09:00,909 --> 00:09:02,649 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 111 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,318 I did speak to her earlier, and she's willing to talk to you, 112 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,750 and have me fill you in on her story. 113 00:09:11,409 --> 00:09:14,200 Oh, well, thanks. Thanks for setting that up. 114 00:09:17,049 --> 00:09:19,750 - Can I hand some food around? - Why don't you do the muffins? 115 00:09:31,809 --> 00:09:32,809 - Hey, Tina. - Hi. 116 00:09:35,230 --> 00:09:36,230 Oh! 117 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:43,960 Thanks for talking to me. 118 00:09:44,289 --> 00:09:45,730 Are you going to make me famous? 119 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:48,070 Oh - more famous? 120 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,558 I'm writing a feature on the soup van 121 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,149 for the weekend magazine. 122 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:55,179 Oh! 123 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:58,440 How often do you access this food service? 124 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,259 - That's my baby girl. - Oh! 125 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,230 - That's Montana. - She's super cute. 126 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:08,129 Was. She's all grown up now. 127 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:10,919 A doctor in Algeria. 128 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,909 Medecins Sans Frontieres. You heard of them? 129 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:17,909 Doctors Without Borders. 130 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:21,419 That's quite an achievement. 131 00:10:24,779 --> 00:10:25,779 I bet you miss her. 132 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,019 Oh, Christ. Every day. 133 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:35,700 I am just so proud that someone as good as Montana... 134 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,698 ..a doctor who spends her life 135 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,490 saving starving babies in the Middle East, 136 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:45,299 came from me - a terminally-ill drug addict. 137 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,679 You could write about that. 138 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,580 You got kids? 139 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,840 Why not? 140 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,870 Beautiful person like you. 141 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:07,440 You got a boyfriend? 142 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:10,629 No. 143 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,549 People these days are so picky. 144 00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:37,506 Ugh. 145 00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:41,700 Siri, email reply Joe Burt. 146 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:45,120 OK. What would you like the email to say? 147 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,959 You have completely misunderstood who I am. 148 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,230 I hate being recognised by ingratiating restaurateurs. 149 00:11:52,259 --> 00:11:55,318 So, if that's what you're interested in, 150 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,940 you'll be disappointed. 151 00:11:58,289 --> 00:11:59,100 Ready to send it? 152 00:11:59,129 --> 00:12:00,129 Yes. 153 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,279 I hate publicity. 154 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:25,708 I turned down every single architecture magazine 155 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,359 that wanted to write up my company 156 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,429 because I wanted Eagle's Nest to be a home, 157 00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:31,649 not a showcase for my ego. 158 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,860 I hate my photograph being taken. 159 00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:52,558 I was furious when my ex-wife 160 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,928 turned our wedding reception into a fandango 161 00:12:54,929 --> 00:12:56,669 and notified the social pages. 162 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,940 I stay away from social media. 163 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,350 I'm very private. 164 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,249 My kids keep telling me I need to put myself out there more, 165 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,950 but I'd rather focus on the substance of what I do. 166 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,549 I'd rather do good quietly. 167 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:28,919 If you got to know me, you'd know that. 168 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:35,740 - Hello, darling. - Hi. 169 00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:39,759 Ah. 170 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,389 - Kettle on? - Yeah. 171 00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:47,620 - Pot of tea. - Mm-hm. 172 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:48,970 Ah. 173 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:56,389 Oh, Anton promised that Rory would call 174 00:13:56,389 --> 00:13:58,818 to help me put the bank on my iPad for me. 175 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,499 Yeah, it's just it's just really busy, 176 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,019 with work and organising the wedding. 177 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:05,210 What are you planning on wearing? 178 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,629 I mean, 'come as your best selves'. 179 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,750 Really? 180 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,620 Oh, everything's got to be so loose. 181 00:14:13,129 --> 00:14:15,049 What's wrong with a dress code? 182 00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:19,639 I thought maybe we could go dress shopping together. 183 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:22,889 Oh. 184 00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:25,309 I got mine weeks ago. 185 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,549 Oh, God, you leave everything so late. 186 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaking of leaving things late, 187 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:41,000 how did your date with the sheep farmer go? 188 00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:44,480 Are you all talking about me? 189 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,519 No, no, no, no. 190 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:51,019 We're just excited that you're finally taking positive action. 191 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,419 You don't want to do this forever. 192 00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:57,469 I'm not... I'm not single through laziness, Mum. 193 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:58,759 I do try. 194 00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:04,370 Well, if the gays can manage it, I guess you can. 195 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,580 Show me a photo of him. 196 00:15:08,629 --> 00:15:10,639 No, I'm not going to see him again. 197 00:15:10,669 --> 00:15:13,070 What? Why not? 198 00:15:14,149 --> 00:15:15,149 I don't know. 199 00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:16,710 It was just... 200 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,129 Ick. 201 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:20,730 Oh. 202 00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:24,779 Oh. 203 00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:26,600 Oh, hello. 204 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:30,009 - Oh, he's gorgeous. - He's alright. 205 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,919 Ah. Is that the photo you're using? 206 00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:36,230 Oh, my goodness. 207 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:38,389 This is from when we had the last holiday together, 208 00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:39,980 before Dad got sick. 209 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:41,700 I think so. 210 00:15:42,259 --> 00:15:44,899 But, darling, that photo's three years old. 211 00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:46,730 It must be at least three years old. 212 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:47,838 I mean, you're better off 213 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,600 choosing a more truthful photo so that you... 214 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,970 Otherwise you're just setting them up for disappointment. 215 00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:55,100 He was disappointing! 216 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:59,448 He... He brought a random friend, 217 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,940 and only asked me one stupid question. 218 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,950 You think your father was perfect from the start? 219 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,958 - Yes. - No, no, no, no, no. 220 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,778 I never said that. You have to work at relationships. 221 00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:10,278 You know, if he's got good bones, 222 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,469 you just have to find something to work with 223 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,820 and you start there. 224 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,740 He's a man, not a house. 225 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:19,429 Oh, no, no, no, no. 226 00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:21,570 You fucked it, you fucked it, you fucked it. 227 00:16:23,779 --> 00:16:25,399 You don't pour the milk in first. 228 00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:26,570 I know, I forgot. 229 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,088 I know, and I cannot drink out of a beaker. Please. 230 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,370 Could you please just get the nice china cup? 231 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:33,710 - Yep. - Oh... 232 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:49,460 So, you think I should see the farmer again. 233 00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:53,808 I think, at this point, 234 00:16:53,809 --> 00:16:57,500 you need to be realistic about what's still out there. 235 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:02,240 Just find something to like about him. 236 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:09,409 Just pat them... 237 00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:12,950 ..on... the bottom! 238 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:16,578 Grab them... 239 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:20,328 ..by... the pussy! 240 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,299 - I will not... - Not! 241 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,119 - ..be lectured... - Lectured! 242 00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:33,848 - ..on misogyny... - Misogyny! 243 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,809 ..by... that... man! 244 00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:42,160 I did not... 245 00:17:43,089 --> 00:17:44,349 - ..have... - Sexual! 246 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,750 Sexual! Sexual! Sexual! Sexual! 247 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:48,890 ..relations... 248 00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:51,730 ..with... that... 249 00:17:52,509 --> 00:17:53,509 Woman! 250 00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,159 Hm. 251 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,079 I know it's late, but do you want to grab a bite? 252 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:35,930 OK. 253 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,349 We could check out my friend's bar, if you like. 254 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,140 - Yeah, I'm up for a nightcap. - Mm-hm. 255 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,240 It's closed. 256 00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:49,000 - He'll let us in. - Yeah? 257 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,259 - Hi. - Hi, babe. 258 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,329 - How you doing? - Good, good. Mwah. 259 00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,579 Anton, Joe - grazier. Joe, Anton - sommelier. 260 00:19:00,609 --> 00:19:01,420 - Good to meet you. - Really nice to meet you. 261 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:04,130 - Come on inside. Please. Thank you. Thank you. 262 00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,440 Come and sit down, please. 263 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,170 - What did you see? - Oh... 264 00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:13,929 Oh, the play that shan't be named. 265 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:16,000 - What, Macbeth? - Oh, don't say it! 266 00:19:16,059 --> 00:19:17,440 The man-haters anonymous. 267 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,539 Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad. 268 00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,490 I mean, they weren't anonymous. 269 00:19:21,549 --> 00:19:23,259 Mm. Yeah, they tried to eat me at interval. 270 00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:25,420 No, they wouldn't do that. 271 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,250 They'd save you for the climax. 272 00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:31,568 Some pinot for you. 273 00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,190 - Birdie loves her pinot. - Thank you. 274 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,380 - Cheers. - Cheers. 275 00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:37,359 I'll just finish up over here. 276 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,390 Thank you. 277 00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:41,269 Mmm. 278 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,329 So how are your kids? 279 00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:50,380 Oh, well, life's perfect when I'm with them - 280 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:51,940 pancakes in bed, 281 00:19:52,809 --> 00:19:55,750 catching frogs in the river at the bottom of the garden. 282 00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,019 It's... 283 00:19:57,369 --> 00:20:00,490 Oh, it's only when, you know, things with Mary. 284 00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:03,609 She has her episodes. Things get a little bit wobbly. 285 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,179 Oh, come on. I'm not going to fall for any more of 286 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,180 your naughty journalist tricks. What about you? Eh? 287 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,680 What did Birdie do today? 288 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,400 Well... 289 00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:18,069 I've been interviewing this lady from the All Angels Chapel. 290 00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:19,940 She's terminal. 291 00:20:20,259 --> 00:20:23,078 And she has an amazing story. 292 00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:24,849 The All Angels? They're in that 293 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,849 gorgeous old building in the city, aren't they? 294 00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:30,009 That's some nice real estate there. 295 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:30,970 - Do you know it? - I know it? 296 00:20:30,971 --> 00:20:33,039 I nearly bought it as a development. 297 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,200 Then I found out who I was bidding against, so I just... 298 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:37,960 ..I withdrew the offer. 299 00:20:39,789 --> 00:20:41,650 - Noble. - Mmm... Not really. 300 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,230 No, I found a better site with better rental returns. 301 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:45,460 Yeah. 302 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,230 You know, I think the Angels were, um, 303 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,049 were happy, the way it worked out. 304 00:20:51,369 --> 00:20:53,049 Was that with Eagle's Nest? 305 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:54,650 Mmm. 306 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,390 - You Googled me. - Might have. 307 00:20:58,509 --> 00:20:59,509 Mm? 308 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:01,960 Ah, yes. 309 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,528 My ex-business partner, Peter. Yeah, I knew he was a problem. 310 00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:09,309 I just, you know, stuck with him a bit too long, unfortunately. 311 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,119 Is this OK? 312 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:34,349 Your hands are so soft. 313 00:21:36,269 --> 00:21:38,818 I imagined them being rougher, working on the land. 314 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:39,819 Ah! 315 00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:43,170 - You imagine my hands? - Well, I, um... 316 00:21:45,299 --> 00:21:46,500 God, you're a funny one. 317 00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:51,809 Of course, I wear gloves when I work with the sheep. 318 00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:52,839 Of course you do. 319 00:21:58,079 --> 00:21:59,319 Do you want to get out of here? 320 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,960 Yeah. 321 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,660 Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 322 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,259 Night, Anton. 323 00:22:09,089 --> 00:22:11,819 - Thank you. - My pleasure. Good night. 324 00:22:12,269 --> 00:22:13,950 - Thank you. - Nice to meet you. 325 00:22:19,619 --> 00:22:19,859 Oh. 326 00:22:20,309 --> 00:22:23,190 I had a lovely night. Thank you. 327 00:22:24,329 --> 00:22:24,930 You're not coming? 328 00:22:25,349 --> 00:22:27,568 No, I've got to get back to the farm first thing in the morning. 329 00:22:27,569 --> 00:22:29,368 The bore's been pumping out mud, 330 00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,628 so I'm going to have to dig it a little bit deeper, 331 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:32,970 otherwise I'm going to have to bore it out again. 332 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Oh. 333 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,828 I've got responsibilities, unfortunately. 334 00:22:37,829 --> 00:22:41,880 You know - people, animals, farm equipment depend on me. 335 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Yeah, of course. 336 00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:44,733 Hey... 337 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,500 Thank you. 338 00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,740 - Night. - Night. 339 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,589 Oh... His shack. 340 00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:00,750 Hovel, more like it. 341 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,799 What is wrong with you? Where's your sense of romance? 342 00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:06,839 I'm romantic. I just have standards. 343 00:24:07,019 --> 00:24:08,019 Oh! 344 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,589 I know it's early days, 345 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,898 but my mother's been asking to meet 346 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,880 my new, lefty journalist friend. 347 00:24:14,910 --> 00:24:17,098 She's flying out from New Zealand tomorrow. 348 00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:19,500 Want to meet for dinner on the way back from the airport? 349 00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:23,190 - What? - I'm meeting his mother. 350 00:24:24,269 --> 00:24:25,319 How long has it been now? 351 00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:28,049 Five years. 352 00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:31,559 Wait, you've been seeing the farmer for five years? 353 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:33,940 No, I meant... 354 00:24:34,529 --> 00:24:36,479 You haven't been intimate with someone for five years? 355 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,746 - Oh, my God! - How are you alive? 356 00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:39,420 - I would die! - Thank you. 357 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,660 It sounds really promising. 358 00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:45,420 Do you have a boyfriend? 359 00:24:46,859 --> 00:24:47,859 I think so. 360 00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:02,430 Too many hours until I see you. 361 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,309 I learned a new word today. 362 00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:09,339 Forelsket. 363 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,799 Heading to the airport, see you in an hour. 364 00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,016 Hi, you've reached Anton at the Falconer. 365 00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:17,039 Leave a message. 366 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:20,809 Oh, Anton, it's probably going to sound really stupid, 367 00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:23,749 but I thought I just saw Joe at the Falconer 368 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,859 with a woman. 369 00:26:53,809 --> 00:26:56,660 So sorry. Going to be late. Flight's delayed. 370 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:57,799 Big eye roll. 371 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:00,250 Just grabbing a quick drink at - guess where? 372 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,569 The Falconer, with my sister-in-law. 373 00:27:02,599 --> 00:27:04,069 Will keep you posted, re - dinner. 374 00:27:07,339 --> 00:27:11,630 ♪ I do not ask 375 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,549 ♪ The sun to shine 376 00:27:14,539 --> 00:27:17,569 ♪ I do not ask 377 00:27:17,990 --> 00:27:20,630 ♪ The world to be mine 378 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:23,599 ♪ Darling 379 00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:29,509 ♪ All I ask is your love 380 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,630 ♪ I do not ask you to be... ♪ 381 00:27:37,609 --> 00:27:39,950 Bad weather in NZ, flight delayed again. 382 00:27:40,609 --> 00:27:42,319 I'll pick you up, shouldn't be too late. 383 00:29:48,099 --> 00:29:49,299 Your Uber's here. 384 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:51,690 - Oh... OK, right. - What? 385 00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:54,700 Did you get my voicemail last night? 386 00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:57,400 I just... Did you see Joe at the bar? 387 00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:58,930 I haven't heard from him. 388 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,180 Anton, where's the present? 389 00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:02,390 Um, it's in the... 390 00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:04,180 Ugh, it's in the hallway. I... 391 00:30:05,859 --> 00:30:10,059 Anton, what was his sister-in-law like? 392 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:11,980 - Did they stay long? - Um... 393 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:13,960 Oh, where's my shoe? 394 00:30:15,069 --> 00:30:16,329 I don't know, she looked nice. 395 00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:18,230 Nice? 396 00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:21,880 Don't wreck it, babe. Just be the cool girl for once. 397 00:30:21,910 --> 00:30:23,079 I am the cool girl. 398 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,369 - Where's my jacket? - Here! 399 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:26,660 Thanks, Birdie. 400 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,299 Bye, sweetheart. Love you. 401 00:30:36,579 --> 00:30:37,579 Hey, sweetie. 402 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:40,630 - Do I have to get off? - No. 403 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,539 I'm just going to crawl in here with you for a little while. 404 00:30:43,569 --> 00:30:45,099 - Is that OK? - Mm. 405 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:26,650 Come on, Birdie! The movie's ready! 406 00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:38,769 Oscar J from my class kissed me, 407 00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:40,960 but I know it wasn't true love's kiss. 408 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,089 Oh, yeah? How come? 409 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:49,029 Because my foot didn't go up. 410 00:31:59,589 --> 00:32:00,589 That's how you know. 411 00:32:02,769 --> 00:32:03,769 Oh. 412 00:32:04,869 --> 00:32:06,098 I'll have to watch out for that. 413 00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:07,358 ..true love's kiss, 414 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:10,150 her evil stepmother's spell was broken, 415 00:32:10,509 --> 00:32:13,059 and they lived happily ever after. 416 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,180 Can we have dessert? 417 00:32:15,730 --> 00:32:18,400 You've just had fruit and cookies. 418 00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:30,349 Oh! 419 00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:34,190 Cheeky. 420 00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:40,240 - We're back! - Sorry we're late. 421 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:42,398 Hot tub time machine. 422 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,259 Couldn't get him off the dance floor. 423 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,460 Ah, so good you're back. 424 00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:49,779 I can't lift her anymore. 425 00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:54,000 That's alright. Hey, Rors, come here. 426 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:56,559 Come on. Here we go. 427 00:32:56,609 --> 00:33:00,509 One, two, three. Oh! Good girl. 428 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,140 Come on. Night-night. 429 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,000 There is no excuse. 430 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,849 Some stuff with the family came up. 431 00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:25,769 It's very difficult with Mary. 432 00:33:25,769 --> 00:33:27,808 I think she senses a new woman in my life. 433 00:33:27,809 --> 00:33:29,939 I just want to do the best for my children. 434 00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,710 I'm being torn every which way. 435 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:34,079 Thank you for being understanding. 436 00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:37,650 Can I make it up to you with a trip to my shack next weekend? 437 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:43,289 Did the farmer finally text you back? 438 00:33:43,319 --> 00:33:45,660 Grazier. He's a grazier. 439 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:49,170 Ugh... Told you it was fine. 440 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:56,650 Mwah! 441 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,340 Your chariot awaits. 442 00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:58,619 Mm. It's so beautiful. 443 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:02,710 Say hello to nature. 444 00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:16,570 Gate one. 445 00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:11,280 Thank you. 446 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,005 You know, you're the first woman I've brought out here? 447 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:15,929 I hope it's not too rough and ready for you. 448 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,349 It's stunning. 449 00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:21,268 Sheep are on the other side of that paddock there. 450 00:36:21,269 --> 00:36:23,590 We can get a quaddie in the morning and go and have a look. 451 00:36:32,630 --> 00:36:33,798 No-one locks their doors round here. 452 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,449 People trust each other in the country. 453 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,480 Cheers. 454 00:36:50,929 --> 00:36:52,940 Mm. Very nice. 455 00:36:58,010 --> 00:36:59,869 Is that one of yours? 456 00:37:00,590 --> 00:37:01,880 Oh, yeah, this was Snowy. 457 00:37:04,519 --> 00:37:05,840 Just kidding, I don't name them. 458 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,539 - Foot story. - I started... 459 00:37:18,139 --> 00:37:19,340 Oh, OK. The foot story. 460 00:37:19,699 --> 00:37:21,889 I was over there babysitting the other night. 461 00:37:21,889 --> 00:37:24,530 And she said, out of the blue, 462 00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:28,278 she said, "So-and-so kissed me." I can't remember his name. 463 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,228 "So-and-so kissed me at school. 464 00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:32,418 "But I know it wasn't true love's kiss 465 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:34,460 "because my foot didn't go up." 466 00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:37,099 - What? - Exactly. What? 467 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,798 I didn't know what that meant. I was like, what? 468 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,019 What do you... Really? What do you mean? 469 00:37:44,090 --> 00:37:45,730 Anyway, we get to the part in the movie... 470 00:37:46,969 --> 00:37:49,909 And the prince is about to kiss the princess, 471 00:37:49,909 --> 00:37:52,639 and her foot goes... pop! 472 00:37:55,949 --> 00:37:58,849 I said, "Oh, Rory, your mind, how you think..." 473 00:37:58,849 --> 00:38:00,378 I don't know. Why is she thinking about 474 00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,849 those sort of things already? 475 00:38:01,849 --> 00:38:04,190 It was just sweet and cute and I love her. 476 00:38:08,150 --> 00:38:10,010 You're quite madcap, aren't you? 477 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:13,019 - I can be sometimes. - Little bit? Eh? 478 00:38:14,139 --> 00:38:16,489 ♪ ..Tiger, how to kiss you 479 00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:19,340 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-wa 480 00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:22,460 - ♪ Show me, Tiger... ♪ - Well... 481 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,880 Maybe we see if there's anything to it. 482 00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:27,380 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-wa 483 00:38:28,369 --> 00:38:31,429 ♪ Take my lips 484 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:35,719 ♪ They belong to you 485 00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:38,599 ♪ But teach me first 486 00:38:38,809 --> 00:38:41,989 - ♪ Teach me what to do... ♪ - Oh. 487 00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:49,429 ♪ Touch me, Tiger when I'm close to you 488 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,280 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-wa 489 00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:57,349 ♪ Help me, Tiger, I don't know what to do 490 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,409 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-wa 491 00:39:01,489 --> 00:39:04,130 ♪ I know that you 492 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:08,599 ♪ Could love me too 493 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:11,449 ♪ But show me first 494 00:39:12,079 --> 00:39:16,190 ♪ Show me what to do 495 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:21,530 ♪ This is the first love 496 00:39:21,949 --> 00:39:24,739 ♪ That I have ever known... ♪ 497 00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:29,179 It's OK. 498 00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:33,650 ♪ To make you very own? 499 00:39:34,429 --> 00:39:38,780 ♪ Teach me, Tiger, how to tease you 500 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,630 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-wa 501 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:47,329 ♪ Tiger, tiger, I want to squeeze you 502 00:39:48,289 --> 00:39:50,179 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-wa 503 00:39:51,199 --> 00:39:53,840 ♪ All of my love 504 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,280 ♪ I will give to you 505 00:39:58,969 --> 00:40:02,449 ♪ But teach me, Tiger 506 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:07,760 ♪ Or I'll teach you 507 00:40:10,309 --> 00:40:16,159 ♪ Tiger, Tiger... ♪ 508 00:40:21,139 --> 00:40:22,139 Are you awake? 509 00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:25,650 Mm. 510 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,309 I was just thinking about 511 00:40:28,311 --> 00:40:30,769 what you said about my hands being soft. 512 00:40:32,949 --> 00:40:35,079 It's the lanolin in the wool. 513 00:40:40,659 --> 00:40:42,309 I thought you said you wore gloves. 514 00:40:42,730 --> 00:40:43,730 No. 515 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,539 No, you can't wear gloves working with sheep. 516 00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:55,119 You were onto me early. 36253

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