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Special thanks to Charles Hacker.

Jéssica, I married you, not your parents.

Why are you so upset?

I can't go on this trip right now.

Do you want me to lose my job at the bank?

It might be a bad job, but it's the one I've got at the moment.

Calm down, there's no need to yell. No need.

But I called you a thousand times, and you didn't answer!

Look, today you decided to do a lot of things you usually don't ever do.

I have no idea where I'm at right now.

I got distracted talking to you, and I think I got lost.

Let me take a look at the GPS. I'll talk to you later, okay?

Son of a bitch GPS!

Behind The Trees

Hurry up, hurry up!

Creepy!

If you don't hurry up, we'll have to run away dripping wet!

- I like it! - What, what the fuck?!

No, hold on!

Wait! Come back!

What the hell is this place?

No! I, I'm sorry... What is this place?

You're in the right place, this is the hunks' spot.

- Come over here, come! - No, I think you got it wrong.

I just came to pee.

- Wanna suck? - No, no!

I didn't even know there would be people here!

Come on, you didn't know the forest of the whispers?

Thanks, bye!

Hi! I'm Britney!

No! No, I don't...

Come play with the cherry pop of the forest, come!

I'm sorry, I'm just passing by!

But for you I can go vers!

Why doesn't that guy stop staring at me?

Come, sit!

- You smoke? - No, thanks. It's unhealthy.

Um, I guess I must go now...

With all due respect, man, it's just that I'm really not into it...

I'm sorry.

You're not into what?

Um...

It's 'cause you were taking off your underwear... I thought...

It was prescribed by my dermatologist.

You never did it?

No! No, no.

Do you always do it?

Yes.

It's late, right? I... I'm going. Right.

It's been a pleasure. Cheers. Good tanning!

Son of a bitch, who does he think he is?

I have a family. I'm married. I got religion.

Damned place.

All stained with cum.

Your zipper is down, buddy.

- Thanks. - No problem.

Oh, I met your wife a few days ago. I asked her for a locksmith recommendation.

Because we want the same kind of electronic lock as yours.

- Yes, right. We have one. - And she recommended a locksmith.

- I think I can install one myself, babe. - Can you?

But you can stop by our house, if you need to check how it works and everything.

There's no problem at all. I'll ask her to call you guys.

– Well, great! If it won't bother you. - No, don't worry!

- Thank you! - You know how it is.

Gotta keep everything locked.

I don't want to hear about that.

Jéssica, you're the one I have to like, not them.

They're my parents. I'm obligated to like yours.

You like my parents because you feel obliged to?

You do not have to feel obliged to like anyone.

Paulo. We're going to sleep.

I'm going to sleep.

Babe...

And before I never get to say it: you could find a better job!

Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name...

Good morning!

I'm the one who should be upset!

What do you want?

Good morning. Good morning, honey bunny.

Good morning.

Yesterday you said that my job was trash.

That I was a loser.

Did I say that? Did I phrase it exactly like that? I didn't say that.

You're being dramatic.

Jéssica, I don't know what do you want from me.

I work everyday, I pay the bills...

I want to have children!

That's what I want from you. I want to have children.

I really want to have children.

I want to be the woman that I was born to be.

Do you know what my mom said when I told her

I arrive at work earlier than you?

- That I should let my facial hair grow. - Enough, Jéssica!

- That I'm the man of the house! - Enough, Jéssica!

Actually, am I wrong? In fact, I am going to work right now.

Jéssica.

You work at an airport. It's expected to work on Sundays.

Do you have an idea of the number of people in the world who work on Sundays?

- Thousands. - Right, so.

I'd like you to realize...

I... I don't want to argue anymore.

I'm gonna get dressed, then I'll ride my bike.

To get some fresh air!

Of course you will, you're allowed to. Go!

Biking around.

What's up?

Hi!

Hey.

What are you into?

Nothing, hm.

I came here to take some pictures.

Cool. Pictures of?

Of the trees.

Sometimes I forget there are trees here.

It looks like there's just cock.

I... I don't like it.

Fine, then. Take good pictures.

I'm sorry. I gotta go.

Hey! Haven't you ever heard of practicing emotional accountability

with your sexual partners?

That's absurd!

- Hi! - You can only pee around here?

No! Yeah.

I was just. Actually...

Just... Um...

- You were just? - I, I... I was... um.

...There.

Yeah, I, I...

Was just hanging out...

...taking... some...

Do you need any help?

No!

In fact, I, I...

I'm just passing by...

You can pass by, then.

I forgive you.

I forgive you for... not being able to travel this year.

That's fine! We'll travel next year.

Aren't you gonna answer?!

Fine!

You're so weird.

Pray ten Our Fathers and ten Hail Marys.

Will God forgive me, Father?

He always forgives.

You're not going to tell anybody, are you?

That would be a bigger sin than yours.

Get back to your family, to your wife.

Those are honorable values.

Luciano?

Hi!

- Sorry... - It's Luigi.

Luigi...

I'd like to talk to you.

Okay.

Look, um. I know you've got nothing to do with it...

I'm actually sorry, but...

I'd like you to know that what I did yesterday was wrong.

And... that it won't happen again.

Alright.

It's fine! I won't dispute it!

I got religion.

Take care.

Shit! Fuck!

- What? - This is too good.

So what's the matter?

I'm not like this, and you know it, c'mon.

Oh, so let's stop it, right?!

Come back, Satan!

Don't you ever feel bad?

Like...

For so much promiscuity.

I don't feel bad, no.

What I fear is... missing my chances.

Not being alive.

I'd like to live like a bird, you know?

Picture it: You and me...

Two little birds...

Fucking into the blue sky...

Every little thing ends up being about sex, for you?

You're too lewd, aren't you?

- Me?! - Yeah!

You devil!

I don't know why I'm going through this.

But if You exist in the way I know You exist.

I don't want this feeling anymore.

I swear I will never set my feet in that forest again.

I... I want it for the last time.

Wow, my family is doing great, what about yours?

I... I came to say farewell to you. For good.

Oh, yeah?

I gotta do it.

For the last time.

Never again.

Will you do it?

Wow, you're making me feel like a public restroom. Use me anytime!

You teased me.

It's all your fault.

For the last time, you hear me?

Lucky for you, just because you're as hot as hell.

Last time, got it? I'll give you this treat.

- Can I join in? - What is this?!

- Can I watch you guys? - No!

- Can I safeguard you guys? - No!

- I already said no! - Relax, relax...

And... What about contact info, can I get your number, maybe?

No, buddy, thanks, thanks.

Relax!

- May I just ask... - What a fucking jerk!

Easy, easy, man. It's normal, relax!

- What an intrusive jerk! - This is normal around here, it's okay.

He could be armed or something.

No, I know him. Okay? It's fine.

Do you know him?

Did you two fuck?

Push it harder, do it, do it!

He's my neighbor, dammit!

He's my neighbor!

- That one? - Stop pointing, Luigi!

Man, if he seems me, I'm screwed!

I'm shook!

Those panties must be his wife's.

Luigi, I've gotta get out. This guy can't see me here.

Oh, so you're leaving after turning me on?

He's my neighbor. He must not see me. Under any circumstances!

I'm sorry, Luigi.

He can't see me. I'm sorry.

What's up, blondie!

Wanna be my lunch?

- Be what? - Wanna get eaten up, bro, be my whore?

No, no... I'm fine.

Now, can I join in now?

Son...

God will forgive you as many times as you do wrong.

Making mistakes is human.

But continuing to make mistakes is turning your back to God.

I don't know what's happening to me, Father.

I don't want to sin!

Pray twenty Our Fathers.

And try to watch movies...

picturing women...

And look at photos...

It's a lesser sin.

You shall...

Do lesser sins... Until you will commit none.

I paid six hundred reais. Splitting the payment.

But wouldn't they give a discount for paying it in full?

They did, it's just because the payment was splitted between me and Paulo, so...

- Each one paid for a half of it. - Got it.

Hi, glad you finally came, what dragged you? I thought you were kidnapped!

What's up! Good evening!

Good evening.

He's fixing the lock because, anyways, we've been so busy lately, but like...

He's a lifesaver, like, he can fix anything.

Actually you could take some classes, too.

Right. Make yourselves comfortable, I'm going to the bathroom.

Now it's the right time to unzip it, huh?!

And are you a zipper supervisor, now?

Paulo!

Don't worry, honey.

It's just teasing between... men.

It's because, the other day, he entered the elevator with his zipper down...

- So I just teased him a little, you know? - Oh, got it.

No, man, it's better if he doesn't come back, really.

It's better to leave it like this.

I'm weak.

Yeah... weak.

But deep, deep down, in your essence.

You're a whore.

A phoenix whore.

That regenerates in seconds.

You've really got some nerve, don't you?

Did I lie?

No.

Really sassy!

Is it him?

It's him! Tee-hee!

Look at how bright her eyes got all of a sudden, this whore!

Shut up! Get serious!

Hi.

- Hi... - You good?

Yeah...

Are you... with that guy?

He's my friend.

So?

Came to say goodbye for the tenth time?

No...

Did you hurt your legs?

I came through the trail with the spikes.

I think I wounded myself a bit.

Why did you come through the spikes?

It's more discreet, right?

So I avoid the risk of bumping into my neighbor.

But you know what I think?

I think that...

I think that all that's happening...

It's happening because... my life's a mess.

Me and my wife are completely different people.

Are you both going through bad times?

She wants to have children.

I don't know if that's what I want anymore.

Do you love her?

Whoa! What is this, are you crazy, buddy?

- What's up, daddy? You up for some fun? - Delicious...

So, I'm hung, bushy...

It's 50 bucks.

Oh, I charge 150.

What? Do you charge too?

What?! What made you think I wouldn't charge for it?

Y'know... cause you're older... and I'm a twink.

So take this from your daddy.

While you're coming with your little banana,

I'm already giving you the whole banana cream pie.

Right. See ya.

See ya.

Good work.

Can you believe that, man?

The fuck...

Hey, baby, I thought you weren't coming today.

Yeah... Here I am!

- And how have you been? - Well, I've been great, friend, you?

Me?! I feel wonderful!

I just offered my precious body for 150 bucks.

That little?

I love you, too.

Can you believe that some boy hooker was here asking me

for 50 bucks to play with him?

Oh, come on!

These dolls think that just because you're a bit older...

You gotta pay for fucking.

Ugh!

Stupid morons!

Yeah, people forget that everybody will get old.

And it happens fast.

Don't mind it, baby. You're so fine, you're cute as hell.

- I love you, babe. - I love you, too.

Speaking about love, will the closeted one show up today?

No, he won't. That one only comes for it on weekends.

The voice tone shifts.

His completion softens when he speaks of him, the bright in his eyes is reborn!

"But I can't help..."

"Falling in love with you..."

Oh!

I've told you before...

Don't fall in love with married men, you'll be screwed.

Oh, I know, but...

I don't which one is more of a tramp...

My heart or my cock.

Maybe even your ass.

Whoa, hey, elder abuse!

- This is ageism! - Oh, you're not an elder!

Stop smoking! You'll die in six months!

Give me this!

How many? Three already?!

Aw, send me pictures of the belly, please!

Oh, right, yes, it's too early.

Yeah! Oh, okay, so you don't know the gender yet?

Oh, it's alright, I can give you excellent suggestions,

because I've got a list,

a whole list, with all sort of meanings, there's a bunch of them.

I'm sure you'll love it, we'll have a lot to talk about!

Kid, you know you're a curse, don't you?

My family is doing well, and yours?

Yeah, they're good.

I need to ask you something.

I need you to pray with me.

To pray?!

Yeah. To pray.

You serious?

Mhmm.

I bring now to Your presence the life of Luigi, my God.

Lord, liberate this man!

Free him from the evil spirits of prostitution!

Of homosexuality! Lord, in Jesus' name, this man, who's putting me into temptation!

Expel all his demons, in Jesus' name!

Amen! Amen!

Let me take you to a place...

It's nearby... you're gonna like it.

My father is British. My mom is from Goiania.

That's a cool contrast, huh?

You must be fluent in English?

I can talk to you a little bit.

You are so hot!

You can...

- No. ... be my teacher?

"Can you be my teacher?" In English you say it backwards.

- "Can, you". - Noted.

Can you?

Only if you have sex with me!

This one I got, smart-ass!

You're going to heel!

Own, so cute.

"Hell"!

Not "heel". "Hell"! "You're going to hell"!

- I give up. - Follow me, "hell", heeell.

No, I give up, my English sucks.

No wonder, your father must have taught you a lot, right?

I never saw my father. He abandoned my mother when I was one year old.

- I'm sorry. - It's alright. It's fine.

What about your mother?

Does she... know about you?

She does. My mom is cool.

She's very... chill.

Also, she doesn't even the time to care about it.

That one... Even in her sleep, she's working.

What does she do for a living?

She's a stylist.

- She works with international brands. - Wow!

- Sometimes I help her. - That's cool.

- I drew this one. - Wow.

This is really good.

Congrats!

You're really good at this!

Thanks!

Shameless bastard!

-I'm such an fool, really! - Darling!

So this is where you come to stain your underwear,

that I keep washing like an idiot!

It's not what you think it is! Come on!

What's going on over there?

I'm going to kill you, you fag!

That you fancy some prick I already knew, you faggot!

But don't worry, cause I'm about to fill your ass right now with this shoe!

My love, this is nothing, it's just guys being bros!

You fucking tramp, whore, I'm gonna...

This happens all the time.

Day in, day out, that woman keeps catching that guy in the act.

Pathetic.

- I'm finished with you! - Pathetic!

And you come here during the week?

I'll come once in a while to catch some air.

Got it.

I think that... You shouldn't continue to fuck with other dudes, now...

I'll think about you.

Me, too.

I think you shouldn't keep on coming here.

Seriously?

Don't you make that face at me, because I'm not falling for that again.

Okay? Kisses!

I'm going, now! Um...

Take a break from coming here.

Oh, but I don't wanna date. I'm an entertainer!

Yeah, but I'd be all yours, think about it. Your man, your stud.

But I don't belong only to a single man.

I am the forest. I am this place.

- Aw, I'd give you the life of a Queen. - Oh, you just wanna fool me!

- C'mon, bro, that's not enough! - Let me just blow you, man, just some head.

Okay, go on!

- Okay, enough! - No! Just a little more, just some more!

Okay, but just a little more.

SOME WEEKS LATER

Do you want to sleep with me tomorrow?

- You serious? - Yeah.

I... have a camping tent.

And your wife?

She'll be on duty.

Man, the city lights are a mistake, aren't they?

Look at what we miss for it.

When I was little, I wanted to be an astronaut.

But when I realized that I would have to study hard, I gave up.

When I was a child, my dream was to be...

A racing driver. A Formula One car racer.

Later on, I grew up. And became a bank clerk.

That's life, huh?

We are what we can be.

Do you believe in God?

I do.

But I guess God is like... My God, right?

A guy who's...

super chilled-out...

You know, a super cool guy, light-humored...

Like, a friendly bud, you know? A drunkard!

A boozer, really, you know?

Hey, little bird?

I didn't find anything in this nest, huh!

Wow!

- Come here! - Stop running, Luigi!

You'll hurt yourself with this bottle!

I'll stick this bottle inside your asshole!

Hey, no, you won't.

I'm not a gay fag, no! Get off!

I got... an anguish inside me.

An emptiness, you know.

As if my life has no meaning.

As if something is missing.

But I... don't know what it is.

An emptiness.

Man...

Maybe... All you need is a cock in your ass.

Oh, like that... like that...

I'll impale you, you sissy!

I'll impale you!

Making me a clown, saying you would change! Nasty liar bitch!

It was just a relapse, my love! I like women! I like you!

What you like is to be stuffed with cock! You phony, pervert bitch!

- But, babe, I love you! - I'm gonna kill you!

Everybody knows this area here is the hunks' spot.

Look, I'll walk wherever I want to. Here, take a sticker for my campaign, too!

Congressional candidate Tomás Araújo?

Yes! For those who like to take it up, take Tomás up to the ballots!

Number 1122: Far beyond one behind the other.

6 MONTHS LATER

I'm not in a good place.

I can see that.

I didn't want to cool it off with you.

You're important to me.

There's no surprise about that.

I always knew it'd be like this.

I'm doing what I can to come here to see you, Luigi.

You barely come now.

We were seeing each other even on weekdays.

And now you come only on Sundays.

And the last weekend, you didn't come.

Luigi... It's my wife...

She's going through some things...

What about your wife?

What's happening, Paulo?

She's pregnant.

But you said you guys didn't even have sex anymore.

Practically...

- Do you still feel anything for me? - I do!...

Of course I do.

But...

But what?

I didn't expect it to happen.

How dumb I was!

How fucking dumb, I should've listened to Emilio!

I kept myself from being with other guys because of you, because of your rules!

Because I believed that you'd stay with me!

Luigi, I came here to break up with you!

I'm not coming here anymore.

It's over.

We...

We are over.

I'm sorry.

Goodbye, Paulo.

Girl, we got so excited when we heard the news, right, Fred?

Because you told us before you wanted a child so much, and now...

That's great!

We wanted it, right, love?

Right, lovebud?

- We want it, right? - We want it.

We planned it for so long.

I even say this to Fred, if he didn't spend so much energy at the park

and spent more in the bedroom, maybe we'd already had one, two, three, four children.

It's a man's thing. Men like to do stuff outdoors. I don't know what it is.

What's up?

You up to anything?

I'm good.

I've always seen you around.

It took a long time for me to have guts to talk to you.

I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood.

It's alright.

You wanna talk?

Can I give you a hug?

I understand you.

I'm also married.

My wife doesn't have a clue.

Everything passes, my friend.

This thing shall pass as well.

Son of a bitch!

- What?! - Get out of here!

What the fuck is this?!

I'm the one who's asking, what's happening here?

You don't have the right!

How come I don't?

Aren't you tired of coming to this place like a bum every single day?

What do you expect to take away from this place?

How do you think will you'll grow here, huh?

You went away to live a make-believe life!

And now you're back to give me a sermon?

You've got everything you need to grow, Luigi!

Everything!

And what do you do with your life? You come here.

To smoke and fuck strangers!

That is Luigi! It's so easy to put you in a nutshell.

Sex and cigarettes.

That's who you are. That's the whole meaning of your life.

Don't ever speak to me again!

- I just want what's good for you, Luigi! - You're lying!

- It's true! - You're such a liar!

I just wish you well!

Let me go!

What do you want?!

Sex. Easy! Quick! Let's go! I'm ready, I'm your escape valve.

Put on your clothes. Put your clothes back on!

Don't you wanna fuck?! Let's fuck!

Put on your clothes!

Go live your make-believe life!

My life might not be perfect.

But at least it's real.

You'll never be happy in here, Luigi!

Never!

And you? Are you gonna be happy?

With your wife?

Luigi.

Luigi!

I love you, man.

I love you.

What do you expect to find in here?

I just want you to be fine.

What is it that you're searching for in here?

Let me go.

What is it that you're searching for in here?

I'm searching for someone...

who can take me away from here...

For good.

I'm gonna go get laid.

Come back here, Luigi.

Luigi!

ONE YEAR LATER

Come one, dude, just a quick one.

Quick one my ass. I have selfrespect.

You know, I think we might even have a shot at this.

But I'd have to take you to the gym, you'd start to get into shape.

Girl, please, give me a break.

- That was a gunshot. - A gunshot?

Run for it, motherfucker!

Come on, man, run, run!

Come, my love! Go, darling, run!

Go, come on, run! Run!

I'll be back from work at 6PM, okay?

You can call me anytime.

The milk is in the fridge, okay?

- What happened? - Wow. I haven't seen you here in a while!

- Yeah. What happened here? - A robbery. A young guy got shot yesterday.

He's in the hospital. They're still investigating what exactly happened.

Man, this place isn't safe. But I'll do my best to ensure

the safety of our community here.

But...

Who was the one that...

- Was it Luigi? - The blondie? No, it wasn't him, no.

I haven't seen Luigi here in ages.

What did you say? You haven't seen Luigi here?

Yeah, in a long time, like, ages ago!

Okay. Thank you.

Oh!

Do you happen to know that one friend of his?

- They used to sunbathe together. - Oh. It's Emilio.

- Right! Emilio! Do you know about him? - Emilio sunbathes over there!

You know? Near that tall grass? He's there often.

- Alright. Thank you! - You're welcome.

He went to live with his mother in the US.

He decided to follow her same career.

He'll be a stylist.

I'm happy for him.

Yeah!

He wasn't feeling good here, he was in bad shape.

In fact, he was really bad.

And you know why, don't you?

What do you think. Looks good?

He asked me to give it to you if I saw you.

Emilio...

Can you send me his contact info?

You disgraceful maniac!

I'm disgusted by you!

You've been using my panties!

- That's not what you're thinking... - How the hell is it not?

God, I never! Oh my God.

I can't! I'm going crazy!

No, Amanda! Calm down, Amanda.

Amanda.

- Calm down, Amanda, please. Forgive me. - No! Get off me!

Don't you touch me! You won't ever touch me, again, never!

You won't come back home anymore.

- I love you! - You won't ever enter my house again.

Never again!

- Don't do this... - How could it be that I...

I was so stupid!

How could I be that stupid, oh God!

No! Get off! Get off me!

You're out of my house!

You're fired from my father's company!

Get out of my life!

Get lost! Get out! Out!

Amanda...

I love you!

Forgive me!

I'm great!

I've never been better.

Shit, shit, shit!

Oh my God! Can something even worse happen?

Fred!

- Jéssica? - I saw everything, how disgusting!

Jéssica. I can explain this.

Of course, I'm the dumb one!

A man who doesn't cheat on his wife won't cheat on his lover!

Jéssica, this doesn't mean anything, it's just a weird fetish!

Men are like this, Jéssica!

Sex takes a hold of our minds, and suddenly we see ourselves

doing stuff we never thought of doing.

But when I said I had feelings for you, it was true, Jéssica.

You are g...

...Gay!

I'm not gay, no! What?!

I would never be in a relationship with a man!

I thought that Paulo was a jackass, and he is, actually, that coward!

He is such a wimp, but he's not gay!

I love you, Jéssica!

I can throw away all of this, I can lose Amanda, but I can't lose you, please!

You've already lost!

I wanted everyone to know the truth before,

but now, I don't want anyone to know.

That my son's... My son's father is a depraved homosexual!

You sissy faggot!

Don't touch me! My son will never know you're his father!

His father is Paulo.

Paulo will always be the father of my son.

- What is this? - My God...

You sons of bitches!

Paulo?!

What's happening with my life? Shit!

Father!

Come back! Come back!

- What the fuck, Father?! - Please, don't tell anyone.

You told me... You told me I was a sinner!

- It's my job as priest! - So everything's just theater!

- Son! - Don't you call me "son"!

Human beings are flawed.

Human beings!

Human beings are a fraud!

We all are. I am, you are, too.

I'm sorry, I'm a bit late today.

You'll need those spreadsheets, right? Turn my PC on, go to the Documents folder

on the desktop.

Inside that folder there'll be a subfolder called "Files".

Inside it, you'll find the spreadsheets.

Alright?

Dinner, today?

Me and you?

Alright! Let's go.

See you soon. Bye!

Excuse me, please.

This dish is our chef's specialty.

I would like to introduce you to our Chef Komiya and the owner, Mr. Jun.

Thank you!

Enjoy it, please!

He's so handsome!

What was all that?

She said you're handsome.

She's right, you know.

- How long have you been single? - Two years.

- And how is it paying off? - Well...

- I'm doing good... I feel great. - Oh, that's nice.

Is there room for a new love, already?

There's always room, you know?

But there's no rush.

It's bound to happen naturally...

Yeah... That's true.

Let's eat? It's getting cold.

I just want you to know that...

...you can share anything with me, if you want, okay?

I'm here for you.

Wow... What a story!

Yeah.

Lígia...

She must be really special.

She was very special.

I think there'll never be anyone like her, you know.

You know...

My mom always told me to slow things down in life.

Because all that's meant to be ours will come towards us.

She wasn't meant to be mine.

We never know. The dice are still rolling.

I'm telling you... That story is over.

Why are you laughing?

It's drama... It's not for laughs.

It's not Lígia, right?

What do you mean?

It's another man. Tell me. You can tell me.

- Just between us, a secret. - Where did you get that from?

It's Ligia!

My friend...

I understand a woman's mind. From what you just told me, Lígia is not a woman.

I don't know where you got that from... It's Lígia.

Don't be silly.

Maybe when you decide to be open about it... The universe might give him back to you.

It's Luigi.

Come, give me a hug.

What's this number?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hi, I'd like to speak to Paulo.

That's me, who is it?

It's Luigi.

Do you remember me?

Luigi?

Luigi!

Luigi, is that you?!

Emilio gave me your number some time ago.

Two years ago, you know.

At least!

Time flies, doesn't it?

So, tell me, how's being a father?

You won't believe me.

I'm not a father.

I... got cucked.

What do you mean?

Yep. The child wasn't mine.

The good thing of it all is that I'm divorced. I'm single.

Gosh...

I really wasn't expecting that.

Luigi... Not a single day has passed with me not thinking about you.

Wow.

Obsessed?

What about you?

How's your life?

Oh, you won't believe it.

I'm a father.

- Father? - Yeah.

Crazy how life is, huh?

Is this serious, Luigi?

Yes. It is.

I...

I'm a father of a yorkshire!

- A dog?! - Exactly!

You haven't changed at all, Luigi!

You haven't changed. Not one bit.

It's good to hear you.

Are you in Brazil?

I suppose so, because the number you're calling from is... a Brazilian one...

Yes, I am. I'm here in the city.

Do you... want to see me?

I was missing you.

So weird to find you in a place like this...

With no trees.

No bugs.

You're still sarcastic, right, Luigi?

You haven't changed at all.

- Neither did you. - I changed, look! White hair, white beard.

You're still beautiful.

It fits you right, just like I thought it would.

Beautiful, isn't it?

You know, Luigi.

Being apart from you this whole time made me think a lot.

I yearned so much to have another chance with you.

To do something... or rather, to do everything... different.

Do I still have a chance?

You know, I'm getting a bit bored of hanging out, like...

The kind of date where you meet up in the woods.

No, no, no, no!

I said that we would do everything different.

What do you think of...

Going to the movies?

A movie? Like, a normal movie?

- Like a funny rom-com movie? - Like that.

With, popcorn, coke, and... Chocolate included, if you wish.

- Popcorn? - Yep!

Let's go?

Let's go.

Let's go to the movies.

You're still poorly dressed.

What?! Absurd! I'm wearing the jacket you made for me.

Except for the jacket, except for the jacket!

It's beautiful!

With my jacket on, you actually look good.

You're right.

You gotta wear it everyday, you hear me?

Nope. You're with me now, you'll be designing all my clothes.

Translation and subtitles by Saulo Monteiro Revision by Raphael Mirai

What?! Fuck, man, I got accepted, bro!

I'm in, I'm in, fuck!

I got accepted at uni, bro, fuck it, I'm going to be a doctor!

- Did you like it? - Very beautiful here. Really good.

- I bought it. - You bought it?!

Oh, my God, I already told you I don't want to get married!

I won't marry! Let's just date!

You just keep toying with me, Britney.

Babe, I like you, but you gotta understand that...

I'm Britney, you got it?

And you gotta understand that I'm your male!

Ouch! Aw!

Oh, babe, babe!

I'll have to keep chasing you here at Sodom and Gomorrah?

Oh, darling. I love you!

- This is all just recreational! - Oh, recreational?

I'll get recreational with your ballsack.

- You shameless bitch, you whore! - I love you, my love!

It's all mine!