Original subtitles

Fuck, this is disgusting!

This is great!

Playboy...

No, I'm not a playboy.

I'm a romantic guy

who still believes in love that's why I'm telling you "no"...

TOTO' WHO LIVED TWICE

Did you like it?

Did you like it?

Paletta!

Paletta!

Triple Engine has arrived in Palermo!

The finest of all whores, did you see her?

She's got tits like a cow.

Can you imagine how amazing it'd be to suck on them?

The blowjobs she gives are enough to resurrect the dead!

Have your mother give you some money and go see her.

She'll put some life in you!

Hey guys, Paletta is coming!

Minico, come here!

Liuccia!

Hit the tin can!

What a piss, this'll warm Paletta up!

- Easy... - Shit, Minico!

Sit down there!

- Hurry up! - Shit, Minico!

He's so devoted.

It's his mother's necklace, bless her soul.

You know how much he loved her.

The Ecce Homo granted him a great favor.

You dishonored!

How dare you ask me for money,

knowing what poverty we live in.

Aren't you ashamed of having a poor old lady support you?

You're like that pimp father of yours,

who hung around the tavern from morning till night.

Right up until he died, he never gave me a penny.

Poison yourself, you creep!

Look at the sludge this pig Iet on the floor.

What's this stench? Piss?

Pigs are better to raise than kids.

Stuff yourself, and let's hope it's the last time.

Saint Rosalia has to grant me a favor!

Cascino!

Bring me some oil! It's burning like hell.

Don't Iet them make a racket!

Easy!

As soon as the others come down, you three can come in.

Cascino...

did you choke on a cock hair?

Paletta!

Fuckin' hell, I'm wiped out!

Paletta, did you find the money?

It's too good to be true!

Damn, what a blazing cunt!

And what amazing tits you've got!

You're out of this world!

- Triple Engine! - You sure are beautiful!

Calm down! I'II get to all of you!

I can't wait to be with you!

I'm here even at night.

You don't have any money either?

You want to do something?

I'll give you a blowjob, and then you give me one.

Paletta!

Wait up!

You'll end up liking it, you'll see.

Don't make me beg.

Why are you in such a hurry?

Wait a minute.

You'll see how you'll like it.

Wait up!

Don't be stupid!

Wait up!

Do you see what a big heart Don Nen� has?

See what he gave the Lord?

Do you know how miraculous it is?

Look how beautiful!

I'm all yours. I'm here even at night.

I'm all yours... I'm here even at night.

You don't have any money either?

I'll give you a blow job and you'll give me one.

You don't have any money either?

See what he gave the Lord?

Did you find the money?

You're still coughing? How about some cock mixture?

It's a simple song, a two bit song...

Stick a prune in your mouth!

Cascino, you're making money off my dick!

You're getting everything wet!

How could you even think of going out with this weather?

Get off that and go stand in corner!

He sure is fit!

You're all wet, sweetheart. Wait a while longer,

and I'II dry you off.

- Whose turn is it? - Mine, sweetheart.

I'II show you some fun...

The bull's eye will be stretched out when we get to it...

It's better than nothing...

Out of the way, you piece of shit!

- Move and I'll slit your bellies! - Who are you?

- We're poor devils! - Fork up the money, you fat pimp!

Fork up the money you've got on you!

I only have enough money to eat tonight!

- Get this out of the bank! - Leave me alone!

Can't you hear? Empty your pockets!

I feel sick! Let me go home!

Goldilocks, see if it's hard!

I hope you spend all this money on medicine!

Fuckin' hell, look at this!

Who's this old fart, your granny? She looks like you!

We're leaving now, and if you yell, or make a move,

we'll come back and slit your bellies!

Hey, is the film good?

- What shall we do? - What can you do?

How handsome my son was...

Pietrino, look how I lost you...

Right, he was so handsome... What are you crying for?

Is that you, Fef�?

No, Aunt Concetta, it's me.

If that brazen bastard dares to show up,

I'II kill him right here!

Why are you so mean? You know how much your brother loved him.

He loved him too.

Sure, these two pieces of shit disgraced an entire family!

Fef� screwed him and the rest of us too!

- He screwed you too! - Don't talk like that!

Why do you always have to be so stubborn, Fef�?

Listen to what I'm telling you:

you have to get up out of bed and go.

You can't avoid it!

AII those years you spent together,

how can you forget them?

Solino, you know his brother,

he's never been able to stand me.

It'd be just like him to beat me up in front of the corpse!

You don't know how...

You still have to be told? After all I've done for you?

And these days you couldn't stand up because you were so hungry

and he'd hock his mother's linens?

- Poor wretch! - You're nothing but scum!

Come on, get up.

Open up, you faggot!

Madonna, Madonna!

You useless thing!

If you don't pay the rent you owe me,

I'II come here and throw you out with the rest of this garbage!

But we're in mourning, Mr. Quattarella.

He was a bigger piece of shit than him!

Look what I put in my house!

The whole building is disgusted!

I warned you, you cocksucker!

Let's go.

Do you have to eat, Aunt Concetta?

- Who could eat, Aunt Rosalia? - You must eat, maybe just a little.

Send your grandson.

Maybe something happened to him.

He's always sick, the poor thing.

Who's sick?

He doesn't give a shit about the dead, or you either...

after all you've done for him.

I don't believe that, Aunt Rosalia.

He'll come, I can feel it in my heart.

What heart?

He's a dog who knows no master.

Do you remember when he made you hock

the few things you had?

Your husband's ring, bless his soul.

The earrings from when you got married.

Even Bastiano's wedding suit!

Did you ever get a penny back?

He left you high and dry.

- But he loved my son. - It was out of interest!

Pietrino, are we sure what we're doing is right?

I don't understand anything anymore.

I'm so confused in the head.

Mom, what's he going to do with all that gold six foot under?

At least this will give Fef� and I the chance to be happy...

and finally get married.

Being generous as he was, dad would be happy.

Then wouldn't it have been better to inform Bastiano?

He would have been happy too.

Did you hear her?

She wants to tell your brother Bastiano.

If she talks, we're ruined.

- He'll have our heads for this! - Have no fear, my love.

My mother won't say a word.

And we'll be able to get married...

and live happily ever after!

My love...

- Dad! - Damn, was he ugly!

Where's my grave?

I can't find it!

Where's my grave?

I can't find it!

Here it is!

There's a mistake here.

This is our grave.

Look further ahead and don't be offended.

They're nice and heavy.

What a terrible night, Aunt Concetta.

He never did marry my Pietrino.

I'm pissing my pants!

You want me dead!

You're taking me there knowing that he's crazy!

- But you loved Pietrino. - So what?

Am I supposed to die too?

- He loved you though! - That's in the past now!

What's down there?

Holy shit, they're dogs!

- Are you feeling sick? - It's just weakness...

- Didn't you eat? - I haven't eaten in two days.

He's starving to death.

I don't have any money, though.

Madonna, Madonna...

Look what happened to me! Who would've ever thought it?

Look who's coming!

Fef�, are my dick and your brown spot going to get together?

Go give it to your sister.

Eat it!

Fef�...

Look how handsome, he doesn't even seem dead.

What a pity, Aunt Concetta, it's just not right.

Get out of here, you creeps! Go act faggots at the Marina!

Go on Bastiano, never mind them,

do you want to ruin yourself over these two cunts?

What are you doing, Fef�, crying?

How disgusting!

Why isn't he here yet?

Will you calm down, Fef�?

He'll come.

Pietrino is a serious guy, he's wonderful.

You know I love you,

I wouldn't introduce him to you if he weren't a good guy.

Don't worry, darling.

What's he like?

He's a handsome boy.

Tall...

Stocky...

He's a model!

But... money...

does he have any?

Fef�, he doesn't lack a thing.

He's looking for love, just like you.

- Is that him? - Yes, just relax.

I'm so excited!

Fef�, this is Pietrino.

Pietrino, this is my friend.

How charming!

You, who have taken my heart,

will be for me

my only love...

No, I shall not forget,

I'll live only for you,

I'll dream of you...

...when those golden pupils of yours,

grow wide...

Damn, were you ugly!

What are you doing?

Nothing!

Go sit down!

My darling love, you're my life.

I'd do anything for you.

Isn't he your brother?

I'II take care of it.

Faggots!

You brute! Let go of me!

Have pity on me, Bastiano! He's the one molesting me!

Speak up, tell him!

You're not my brother, you're a Cain!

Will you give me a little cheese? I haven't eaten in two days.

I'd give you poison, I would!

You're a disgrace!

If you're here it's thanks to my old lady,

who doesn't know what a scum you are!

You and that other faggot disgraced an honest family!

You faggot!

And if you move, I'II rip your head off!

Darling, why are you running away? Let me catch you!

My love! Why are you making me suffer?

I've never been so happy before, my love.

A piece of shit like me didn't deserve such happiness.

You've brought light into my life.

Quiet, don't say that!

You're hurting me.

You're such a marvellous angel.

You're right, darling.

Let's enjoy these magic moments.

I wish I could give it to you...

Really? Is it mine, then?

Ask me anything, darling, but not this.

Why not?

It's a long, beautiful story...

bound to my dear daddy's memory.

Oh, darling...

Daddy!

Let's go Pietrino, or it'll get dark and we won't find anything!

Dad, where are you taking me?

Can't you see, you little vulture, that everybody's gone here?

If we're lucky we find some gold, iron,

Linen and other things too.

Wait for me there, don't move.

Good morning!

- What a tragedy! - What can you do!

Come here, Pietrino!

Who is this old lady?

What did I tell you, my little vulture? Look at all this gold!

- What do we do with the old man? - Wait, I have to get the candle!

Shut up! You bird of ill omen!

- How beautiful, dad. - Look how beautiful!

- Is it mine, then? - Some day...

What a touching story, darling.

I'm all excited... Come on.

Where are we going?

- Where are you taking me? - To a wonderful place.

Don't run away! Come here!

I'II be your patron servant for the rest of my life, come!

Look what's happening to me!

Come here! You're mine, you have to be all mine.

- Leave me alone! - You can't do this!

- You're mine! You're mine now! - No, I don't want to!

You can't say "no" now!

I've become a feisty bull for you!

- What do you mean to me? - The ring, again?!

I already told you I can't give it to you.

What are you thinking, my love? I took your pale hand...

just in order to kiss it.

Don't think these terrible thoughts, my darling.

I adore you, you are my passion.

Slowly!

- What a nice little bum you have! - You're so violent!

It's like a baby's. It's a little hairy, but I like it anyway.

- Not like that! - Gentle...

I'm sorry if I'm hurting you, but I'm just so excited.

Not like that!

Spread your ass wider, light of my life!

Fuck, I'm hungry!

That faggot made me spit blood to get this.

Just the thought of his stinking ass...

How disgusting!

But now the ring is mine

and he's in hell.

And tomorrow is another day.

What's going on?

Talk! Tell me what you know!

Nothing will happen to you

and you can go home.

I don't know anything.

And if I did, I wouldn't tell you.

How the fuck does he talk?

Who brought me this good for nothing idiot?

Revenge! I'II get you back one day!

Beat my meat!

And you can eat me.

Lazarus, you're better off talking.

You're breaking my balls, all of you!

You can beat my meat!

Dissolve him!

Give my balls a scratching.

That's enough.

Tot�!

What do you want? Get off my fucking back!

Don't you understand there's nothing I can do for you?

What do you mean, nothing? You're going to leave me like this?

I can't help you.

Go fuck yourself!

Go away!

What the hell are you doing?

- Can't you see? - Can't you tell he's blind?!

Oh, he's blind.

- Go now, son. - Thank you, sir.

You're welcome my ass!

Liuccia's so sweet!

What the fuck are you doing?

Are you screwing my hen?

Give me that hen! It's mine!

Go spit up blood!

You son of a bitch!

Why the blind guy and not me?

You're still bugging me?

I've got other things to think about, get it?

Don't you think that, like yours, my mind is stuck on...

Go take a hike.

This hen sure is beautiful.

- Do you want to share it? - You're nuts, it's mine!

They're so nice...

- Can I try them? - Get lost! You want to try my wings?

It bugs the shit out of me, it's a pain in the ass!

What a tragedy!

- They dissolved Lazarus in the acid! - What the fuck do I care?

- Tot�, don't abandon us! - Get off my fucking back!

Piss off!

Bless you all!

What did you call me for?

There's nothing left of him.

Don't break my balls and do what you have to do!

I'II fuck you over good!

What's on your mind?

Come out, Lazarus.

Come out, you dickhead!

Revenge!!

I'II get you back!

You're all on my fucking back.

This is my thanks?

Revenge!

Where did he go?

The one time I actually do it...

I haven't eaten in two days.

Are you hungry too?

What the hell's happened to him?

He's dead, Don Tot�.

What's wrong with this bastard?

They killed him.

Don Tot�, can I tell you something?

Scratch my ball, first.

That's enough.

I know who killed him.

Who did it?

Lazarus did it.

What are you talking about? We killed him!

I saw him with my own eyes running like a maniac.

His eyes were popping out.

How could that be?

So?

- So what? - The speech!

Just go home!

Revenge!

A blow job, Liuccia!

For you, Liuccia! Take it!

Is fucking all you think about?

Get off my fucking back and get lost!

Idiot!

The motherfucker even resurrected that piece of shit

they dissolved in acid.

And poor me, he's never wanted to help me.

Doesn't he know that I'll never find a woman, the way I am?

Now I'll show the bastard.

- Greetings, Don Tot�. - Greetings my ass.

If you made me come here for nothing, I'II dissolve you.

Don Tot�, I know who's to blame for this blood bath.

Tell me who did it.

I want something, first.

Tell me what you want, little man.

I've got just what you need!

Maddalena! Maddalena! Come here!

Look at that cunt!

Do you like her, gimp? You could've only dreamed of her!

My bright joy...

Tell me who did it.

I'II Iet you screw her.

Have we got to wait for him much longer?

He went to take a piss.

Hey guys, do you know what I say? Let's eat!

Guys, a girl goes to see a priest.

She says: "Father, I have sinned." "What's wrong, my girl?"

"My boyfriend nailed me...

here in the front." And he goes: "I'II pound it out!"

You motherfuckers...

I hope that turns into poison.

You're sucking the blood out of me?

Where's the humpback?

That piece of shit pimp!

I'm breaking my back while he chases after whores.

Death is blind.

Look what nice company!

Pimp! Moochers!

Let's begin the feast!

Call it a feast...

Go get some dog and get laid!

I'm puking.

Get out of here!

How fucking disgusting...

What kind of crap are you doing? Get out of here!

What is he now, a faggot?

Gentlemen, the feast is over!

Come here, you useless thing.

- Do we know each other? - Maybe.

Look what something like this can do.

Do you know who I am?

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck does he think he is?

You piece of shit!

Thanks to this idiot,

that bastard Lazarus is killing everyone.

The gentleman here only cares about eating and drinking.

The lord of my cock!

What do you want? I was "sent".

And were you sent to ruin me?

I'II make you end up just like the other one did.

I'II have you dissolved.

He wouldn't even be good for glue!

Poor thing...

Look what happened to you!

Calm down!

- What's down there? - Crosses!

What do you think of this filth?

Who the fuck is he?

Revenge!