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LOOK AT THIS JUNK.
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EVER SINCE WE'VE BEEN
DOING RICH PEOPLE STUFF,
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WE'VE BEEN GETTING
RICH PEOPLE MAIL.
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SO WHAT IS THAT,
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A CAR PHONE ANSWERING MACHINE?
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NOW, THAT, I THINK,
SOUNDS KIND OF GOOD.
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SO, WHAT? "I CAN'T TAKE
YOUR CALL. I'M IN THE HOUSE."
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DO YOU HAVE ANY
INTEREST IN THAT?
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NO. NO MORE MARIE OSMOND DOLLS
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UNTIL I'VE TOTALLY PAID
OFF MY JOAN RIVERS JEWELRY.
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WHOA. CHECK OUT THE
HEFT ON THAT PAPER.
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IT'S THICKER THAN THE
PANELING IN D.J.'s ROOM.
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WHAT WE GOT THERE?
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OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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"DEAR FUTURE FRIEND,
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED
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"TO ATTEND A
MEMBERS-ONLY LUNCHEON
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AT THE EXCLUSIVE
LANFORD COUNTRY CLUB."
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WE'VE ARRIVED!
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"YOUR PRESENCE IS
GREATLY ANTICIPATED."
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LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THAT.
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THE LETTERS ARE RAISED.
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IT'S LIKE THEY PUNCHED
IT OUT FROM THE BACK!
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THIS IS THE LANFORD ELITE!
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WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR?
WHA-WHA-WHA... HOW...
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HOW AM I GONNA MOVE?
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THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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WE'VE WINED AND DINED WITH
THE RICH AND FAMOUS, REMEMBER?
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WE WERE ON THE VINEYARD
WITH THE WENTWORTHS THERE.
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WE HOBNOBBED WITH HIGH
SOCIETY OVER IN NEW YORK.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'LL
JUST WALK RIGHT IN THERE
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WITH OUR HEADS HELD
JUST HIGH ENOUGH
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TO LOOK DOWN OUR NOSES.
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YEAH, AND WHAT YOU DO, YOU JUST
KEEP REACHING FOR THE COCKTAILS,
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YOU TALK ABOUT
FOREIGN AFFAIRS...
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SPECIFICALLY, LIKE, THE CASTE
SYSTEM OVER THERE IN INDIA...
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AND YOU JUST GRIPE HOW
YOU CAN'T FIND NO GOOD HELP.
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I CAN DO THAT!
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SURE YOU CAN. IT'S SIMPLE.
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FORKS TO THE LEFT,
POLITICS TO THE RIGHT.
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♪ IF WHAT DOESN'T KILL US
IS MAKING US STRONGER ♪
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♪ WE'RE GONNA LAST LONGER ♪
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♪ THAN THE GREATEST
WALL IN CHINA ♪
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♪ OR THAT RABBIT WITH A DRUM ♪
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♪ IF THERE'S ONE THING
THAT I'VE LEARNED ♪
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♪ WHILE WAITING FOR MY TURN ♪
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♪ IT'S THAT IN EACH
LIFE SOME RAIN FALLS ♪
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♪ BUT YOU ALSO GET SOME SUN ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL MAKE
OUT BETTER THAN OK ♪
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♪ HEAR WHAT I SAY ♪
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♪ YEAH, ANY DAY ♪
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THIS IS JUST LIKE THE
OLD DAYS, ROSEANNE...
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YOU AND ME GETTING ALL
DRESSED UP, READY TO GO OUT.
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YEAH. YOU WANT ME TO HAND
YOU A HANDFUL OF KLEENEX
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SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR BRA?
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LOOK...
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JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BLESSED
WITH ENOUGH TO FEED AN ARMY,
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DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO
MAKE FUN OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
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SO, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT THAT THE KIDS
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ARE VISITING DAN IN
THAT HOTEL ROOM TODAY?
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YEAH, I'M FINE.
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I'LL INTERROGATE THEM
UNDER THE HOT LIGHTS LATER.
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SURE IS PEACEFUL.
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YEAH, AND WITH
THAT TOILET RUNNING,
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IT KIND OF REMINDS
ME OF YELLOWSTONE.
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OK. MY LEFT HAND LOOKS GOOD,
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BUT MY RIGHT HAND
LOOKS LIKE I DID IT
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WITH MY LEFT HAND, WHICH I DID.
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I'LL FINISH IT. I AM SO EXCITED
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ABOUT GOING TO THE
COUNTRY CLUB TODAY.
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IT'S NOT LIKE WHEN WE
WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL
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AND WE USED TO
STAND OUT FRONT THERE
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SELLING THEM BACK
THEIR OWN GOLF BALLS.
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YEAH, WELL, THAT'S
WHEN WE WERE FROM
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THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS,
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BUT NOW, THANKS TO THE WISE
INVESTMENT OF ONE DOLLAR,
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WE'RE FROM THE RIGHT SIDE.
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YOU ARE SO CALM. AREN'T
YOU EVEN A LITTLE BIT EXCITED?
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WELL, MAYBE.
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MY STOMACH'S ALL NERVOUS.
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MY STOMACH'S FINE. IT'S MY
BIG MOUTH THAT FRIGHTENS ME.
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I HAVEN'T EATEN!
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
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I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF A SNACK.
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YOU WANT SOMETHING?
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THESE
PEOPLE ARE GONNA SEE ME.
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I WANNA LOOK MY BEST.
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I'M GONNA BE SQUEEZING
MY ASS INTO A SIZE 10 PANTS.
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ROSEANNE, YOU HAVE
TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE.
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YOU JUST KEEP ME AWAY
FROM THAT BUFFET TABLE, OK?
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AND PRAY THAT THERE IS NO
CELERY STUFFED WITH PEANUT BUTTER.
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DO YOU THINK OUR CROOKED
MAYOR'S GONNA BE THERE?
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YEAH. I THINK HE'S GOT
AT LEAST A 10-MILE RADIUS
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ON THAT LITTLE ANKLE BRACELET.
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DO YOU THINK SOME OF OUR
OLD BOSSES WILL BE THERE?
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THE WELLMANS?
WOULDN'T THAT BE WEIRD?
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NO, I DON'T THINK SO,
'CAUSE IT'S SATURDAY,
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AND SATURDAYS ARE
"FLOG THE WORKER DAY."
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WHAT IF WE RUN INTO MRS. TATE
OF THE "LUMBER LORD" TATES?
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OR THAT BARNES GUY THAT HAS
THE WHOLE CHAIN OF SUPERMARKETS?
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YEAH, AND HIS GOLD DIGGER
WIFE, I'M SURE SHE'LL BE THERE,
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'CAUSE IT'S AN OPEN BAR.
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ROSEANNE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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OH, MY GOD. WHAT? WE MIGHT...
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WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO
MEET THE POULTRY KING.
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RELAX, JACKIE.
HE'S JUST LIKE US.
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HE PUTS HIS JACKET
ON ONE WING AT A TIME.
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HELLO. I'M BILLINGTON FRESMOND,
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THE MEMBERSHIP
COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN.
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WELCOME TO THE
LANFORD COUNTRY CLUB.
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I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD
MAKE IT TODAY, MRS. CONNER.
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OH, WELL, THANK YOU, BILLINGTON.
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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY SISTER JACKIE.
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HELLO. IT'S YEAH,
VERY NICE... THAT'S NICE.
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LET ME TELL YOU, IF I MAY...
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ABOUT ALL OF OUR FACILITIES.
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IN ADDITION TO OUR
18-HOLE GOLF COURSE,
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WE HAVE 4 TENNIS COURTS
WITH LIGHTS FOR NIGHT PLAYING,
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WE HAVE AN INDOOR
OLYMPIC-SIZE SWIMMING POOL,
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AND A FULLY EQUIPPED
EXERCISE ROOM, OR SO I'M TOLD.
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IN ADDITION, WE HAVE LANFORD'S
FINEST GOURMET RESTAURANT.
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THEY CATER ALL OF OUR LUNCHEONS.
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SO, WHAT, YOU GET
A FREE CASE OF VEAL
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EVERY TIME YOU SIGN
UP A NEW MEMBER?
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WELL, MY SISTER'S QUITE
THE KIDDER, YOU KNOW...
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ENJOY EVERYTHING YOU
CAN IN THE WELLMAN ROOM.
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THE WELLMAN ROOM. JEEZ,
AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS
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OF SLAVING AWAY IN HIS FACTORY,
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NOW WE HAVE TO EAT IN A
ROOM THAT HAS HIS NAME?
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AND LOOK, THE OLD MAN'S JUST
GONNA BE LOOKING AT US ALL NIGHT.
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TO THIS DAY, I CANNOT LOOK UP
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AT THE OLD WELLMAN
PLACE ON THE HILL
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WITHOUT CHILLS
RUNNING DOWN MY SPINE.
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REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE
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AND WE USED TO SAY ALL
THE SHADOWS UP THERE
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WERE THE GHOSTS OF ALL THE
CHILDREN WHO DISAPPEARED?
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THAT IS BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE KRANE TWINS!
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THEY WENT IN THAT HOUSE
AND NEVER CAME OUT!
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OHH! JACKIE, COME ON.
THEY MOVED TO SCOTTSDALE.
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YEAH, YEAH. SURE THEY DID.
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HA!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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THAT'S MRS. BARNES OVER THERE.
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LOOK. SHE'S TOTALLY SMASHED.
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[SLURRING WORDS] SO I
MADE HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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BUY ME A MINK COAT TO MAKE UP
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FOR GETTING ME THE WRONG
STINKING CARTIER WATCH.
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DIDN'T I?
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SO I GUESS SHE WON'T BE
DONATING ANY BLOOD TODAY.
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EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
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AREN'T YOU, UH, JACKIE HARRIS?
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JACKIE HARRIS, YES.
I'M JACKIE HARRIS.
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I THOUGHT SO!
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YOU AND HER ARE THE ONES
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THAT USED TO STEAL
THE GOLF BALLS!
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WE'LL BE MOVING ON.
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HELLO! I AM MRS. JACK TATE.
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JACK TATE, AS IN THE
"LUMBER LORD" TATES.
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I AM SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU.
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I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE
NEWS OF YOUR GOOD FORTUNE.
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YOU SEE, I'M NOT JUST
MRS. LUMBER LORD.
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I AM ALSO CHAIRMAN OF THE
COMMITTEE FOR MORAL DECENCY.
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YOU SEE, WE'VE BEEN
WORKING VERY HARD
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TO STOP EBONICS FROM
INFECTING OUR SCHOOLS.
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WHY? THAT'S THE ONE SHOT
MY SON HAS OF BEING BILINGUAL.
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WELL, HOPEFULLY WE CAN
COUNT ON YOUR SUPPORT.
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I'M SORRY, BUT MY
CHARITY DOLLARS
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ARE ALREADY EARMARKED FOR
BAILING OUT DEATH ROW RECORDS.
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OH, JEEZ! OH!
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OH, MAN. OH, JEEZ! HERE I GO.
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I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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MRS. BARNES HAS BEEN SLAMMING
INTO ME ALL AFTERNOON ANYWAY.
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WE ENJOYING THE PARTY, ARE WE?
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OH, YEAH. OH, WE SURE ARE.
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WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU
DRESSED UP FOR IT, HUH?
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NICE T-SHIRT THERE.
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THE GAP.
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OH, YEAH. ME, TOO.
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SHARON STONE,
YEAH. SHARON STONE.
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OH, THIS IS SOME SHINDIG.
EVEN THE MAYOR IS HERE.
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OH, MY GOD. THERE IS THE MAYOR.
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AND HE'S COMING OVER HERE.
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TELL HIM YOU VOTED FOR
HIM. I'M SURE HE'LL LOVE THAT.
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HELLO, EDGAR. I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU IN QUITE A WHILE.
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MAYOR.
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WELL, I JUST HAD
TO COME OVER HERE
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AND MEET ONE OF
LANFORD'S LEADING CITIZENS.
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ACTUALLY, YOU HAVE MET
ME BEFORE, REMEMBER?
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YOU CAME TO MY
HOUSE SELLING AMWAY.
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OH, WELL... I... I WAS...
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I WAS, UH, JUST HELPING
OUT THE WIFE ON THAT ONE.
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YOU KNOW, FOR A CAMPAIGN
CONTRIBUTION OF $10,000 OR MORE,
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I CAN ARRANGE IT SO YOU CAN
SIT 3 SEATS FROM THE PODIUM...
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JUST 3... AT THE CITY COUNCIL.
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COULD YOU SAY THAT AGAIN, MAYOR?
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THIS LITTLE MICROPHONE DOESN'T
PICK UP EVERYTHING REAL EASY.
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D... UH... WH...
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WILLIE!
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NOW, THERE'S A HARD-WORKING MAN.
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HE EVEN STUFFS HIS
OWN BALLOT BOXES.
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THERE. CHEERS.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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THIS TOWN JUST DOESN'T
SEEM THE SAME TO ME,
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BUT THEN I'VE BEEN GONE
FOR A WHILE, TRAVELING...
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OH, TRAVELING, YES.
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WE'VE BEEN TRAVELING ABROAD.
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WE HAVE BEEN TO...
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ABROAD.
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NEW YORK? NEW YORK...
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Jackie: CITY.
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WE WERE STUDYING
THE CASTE SYSTEM.
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YOU KNOW, OVER THERE IN INDIA.
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UH-HUH.
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OH, YEAH. THEY GOT A TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE PROBLEM OVER THERE.
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THEY DO, YEAH.
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AND, UH...
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AND IT'S SO HARD
TO FIND GOOD HELP.
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ISN'T IT, THOUGH? YEAH.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THE LITTLE CLUBHOUSE HERE?
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WELL, IT'S NOT TOO SHABBY,
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EXCEPT FOR THE PICTURE OF OLD
MAN WELLMAN HANGING OVER THERE.
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00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:52,857
LOOK AT THAT...
222
00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:58,196
THAT KIND OF... YOU KNOW,
INBRED, FERRET-FACED KIND OF...
223
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:02,033
BEADY-EYED,
VEINY-NOSED, HAIRY-EARED,
224
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,602
KIND OF BAG O' NICKELS.
225
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,173
BAG O' NICKELS... I
JUST MADE THAT UP.
226
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,743
I CAN'T... HOW COULD ANYBODY STARE
AT HIM LONG ENOUGH TO PAINT A PICTURE?
227
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,191
HEY... HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO MEET ONE OF HIS KIDS?
228
00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,382
NO. THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO GO OUT DURING THE DAY.
229
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,753
THEY CAN'T BE IN THE SUN.
230
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,299
OH. WELL, IT'S A
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
231
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:27,425
I'M EDGAR WELLMAN JR.
232
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,061
OHH!
233
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,747
HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
234
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,639
IT'S PRE-SHRUNK. I'M
FINE, I SWEAR. SIT DOWN.
235
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,609
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
EDGAR WELLMAN JR.
236
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,579
YES, MA'AM. I HOPE THAT DOESN'T
RUIN YOUR WHOLE AFTERNOON.
237
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,682
WELL, WE JU... WE...
UH, YOU KNOW...
238
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:54,252
HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
HEY, CALM DOWN.
239
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,520
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
240
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,666
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T
HEARD THIS STUFF BEFORE.
241
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,703
I'M JACKIE HARRIS. THIS IS
MY SISTER ROSEANNE CONNER.
242
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:03,060
HI. YEAH, HI.
243
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,194
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
244
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,174
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, LIKE,
SAILING BOATS OVER IN EUROPE
245
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:09,366
OR RACING CARS IN MONTE
CARLO OR SOMETHING.
246
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,601
NO, THAT'S MY BROTHER.
247
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,437
SO YOU'RE THE ONE
248
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,615
THAT HAD HIS GRADUATION
PARTY ON THE CONCORDE.
249
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,139
NO. THAT'S MY SISTER.
250
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,274
ACTUALLY, IT'S MY OTHER BROTHER,
251
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,643
BUT HE THINKS HE'S MY SISTER.
252
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,479
OH, MY GO... OH, GOD!
253
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,459
WELL, THAT MUST'VE MADE
YOUR DAD'S HEAD SPIN.
254
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,484
NO, NOT REALLY. I WAS THE
BLACK SHEEP IN THE FAMILY.
255
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,753
I WAS THE WELLMAN THEY
NEVER TALKED ABOUT.
256
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,788
YOU KNOW WHAT? ME AND MY SISTER,
257
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,058
WE USED TO WORK AT
WELLMAN PLASTICS FACTORY,
258
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,728
AND NOT EVEN A DAY GOES
BY WHERE I DON'T HEAR
259
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,796
YOUR DAD'S MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
260
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,732
THAT USED TO BLARE
OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER.
261
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,479
"CONCENTRATION ON WORK
MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON."
262
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,303
MY FAVORITE... "SPOT
AND ELIMINATE HAZARDS."
263
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,317
WE HAD THE SAME
ANNOUNCEMENTS IN THE HOUSE,
264
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,342
ONLY MY FATHER CALLED
THEM BEDTIME STORIES.
265
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,655
HE WAS TRYING TO GROOM
ME FOR CORPORATE LIFE,
266
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,657
BUT I JUST COULDN'T
DO THAT. I QUIT.
267
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,827
HE WASN'T THE EASIEST
GUY TO LIVE WITH.
268
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,385
HE WASN'T THE EASIEST
GUY TO WORK FOR, EITHER.
269
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:04,055
YOU'RE THE WOMAN MY
MOTHER USED TO CALL "ROXANNE."
270
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,401
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
KIND OF STIRRED UP
271
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,265
ALL THE TROUBLE AT THE FACTORY.
272
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:11,095
OVER WHAT, EXTRA
STALL IN THE LADIES ROOM?
273
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:17,568
NO! IT WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT
HAVING TO MEET UNREALISTIC QUOTAS.
274
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,615
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
275
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,172
WE HAD A DEAL.
276
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,708
YOU SOUND ANGRY, ROSEANNE.
277
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,355
YOU TOLD ME IF I TOED THE
LINE, YOU'D DROP THE QUOTAS.
278
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,757
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
279
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,146
BECAUSE I CAN.
280
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,515
NO, YOU CAN'T.
281
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,350
I DID, AND WHEN I BROKE YOU,
282
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,318
I KNEW YOU WERE JUST
LIKE THE REST OF THEM,
283
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,088
AND YOU'LL STAY, AND
YOU'LL DO YOUR 8,000,
284
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,391
AND SO WILL YOUR LOSER
FRIENDS, OR THEY'RE GONE.
285
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,404
THIS AIN'T THE WAY
YOU MOTIVATE PEOPLE,
286
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,829
AND ANY MANAGER WOULD KNOW THAT,
287
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,710
AND YOU ARE A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT YOU AIN'T NO MANAGER.
288
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,334
SWEETHEART, YOU JUST BOUGHT
YOURSELF A BUNCH OF TROUBLE.
289
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,370
NO, SWEETHEART, YOU DID.
290
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,671
HEY, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU.
291
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:57,608
DON'T YOU WALK AWAY
WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
292
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,554
WELL, I HEAR YOU
NEARLY CAUSED A RIOT.
293
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,379
NO. THE ONLY NOISE WE MADE
294
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:05,483
WAS THE SOUND OF OUR SNEAKERS
SQUEAKING ON THE FLOOR AS WE LEFT.
295
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,055
YOU OK, SIS? NO, I'M NOT OK.
296
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,024
I MEAN, I TRIED TO BE OK,
297
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,770
BUT HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE OK.
298
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,493
HE DOESN'T WANT
ANY OF US TO BE OK.
299
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,796
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE HE'S NOT OK, OK?
300
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,133
I TOLD YOU NOT TO
WALK AWAY FROM ME.
301
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,645
I'M WALKING AWAY
FROM YOU, FABER,
302
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,480
AND I'M WALKING AWAY
FROM THIS STINKING FACTORY.
303
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:30,041
I'M WALKING AWAY
FROM THIS LOUSY JOB!
304
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,409
THAT WAS A WONDERFUL
PERFORMANCE, ROSEANNE.
305
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,046
MAY I POINT OUT THERE
ARE 2 DOORS TO THIS ROOM...
306
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:39,450
ONE THAT PAYS AND
ONE THAT DOESN'T.
307
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:20,525
I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE
OUR QUOTA TODAY, HONEYBUNCH.
308
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,728
SO I BET YOU THINK
I'M A REAL SHREW, HUH?
309
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,363
NO. I THINK YOU'RE QUITE UNIQUE.
310
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,699
SO DID MY FATHER,
311
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,301
ALTHOUGH HE DIDN'T
EXACTLY PUT IT THAT WAY.
312
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:37,108
NO. THE WALKOUT WAS THE
BEGINNING OF THE END FOR THE OLD MAN.
313
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,477
HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE
CONCEPT OF TALKING TO LABOR.
314
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,124
ACTUALLY, I THINK
IT'S COMMON SENSE,
315
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,282
BUT HE DIDN'T LIKE
ANYTHING COMMON.
316
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,183
SO YOU JUST GREW UP
317
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,497
COMING TO PLACES LIKE
THIS EVERY WEEKEND.
318
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,066
WELL, YEAH. HE'D BRING ME HERE
319
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,523
TO NETWORK WITH ALL
THE WELL-CONNECTED KIDS,
320
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:56,227
BUT I JUST WANTED TO COME
HERE AND SWIM IN THE CLUB POOL.
321
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,795
YOU SHOULD'VE COME
SWIMMING WITH US.
322
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,430
WE SWAM DOWN AT THE QUARRY.
323
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,576
OH, MY DAD WOULD NEVER
HAVE LET ME SWIM THERE.
324
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,578
HE WAS AFRAID I'D
CATCH SOMETHING...
325
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:06,404
LIKE POVERTY.
326
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,339
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE YOUR
DAD BUY THE QUARRY FOR YOU?
327
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,376
ACTUALLY, HE ALREADY OWNED IT.
328
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,677
SO AFTER THAT I
GREW MY HAIR LONG,
329
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,713
GOT KICKED OUT OF THIS CLUB.
330
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,315
GET OUT OF HERE.
331
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,685
THAT'S HOW I LOST
THAT FRY COOK JOB.
332
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,053
FRY COOK JOB? I DID THAT, TOO...
333
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,800
BUT THAT WAS RIGHT
AFTER THEY CUT ME OFF,
334
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:28,225
SO I SPLIT, STARTED TRAVELING,
335
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,339
I DID ODD JOBS, YOU
KNOW, PAID MY OWN WAY,
336
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,297
AND THEN I ENDED UP
A YEAR IN AN ASHRAM.
337
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,233
YOU MEAN YOU SLEPT ON THE
FLOOR AND CHANTED ALL DAY LONG?
338
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,071
I WAS SEARCHING FOR
MY DEEPEST TRUTH.
339
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,616
AT LEAST THAT'S
WHAT THE GURU SAID.
340
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,442
AND I BET HE WAS SITTING IN,
WHAT, A $5,000 LEATHER CHAIR
341
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,779
WHEN HE SAID THAT TO YOU.
342
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:53,051
SO YOU BEEN STAYING AT THAT
BIG HOUSE ON THE HILL UP THERE?
343
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,496
YEAH. YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYS
344
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,620
AREN'T DOING ANYTHING
AFTER THIS DEAL,
345
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,456
WHY DON'T YOU COME ON UP
AND CHECK OUT THE MANSION?
346
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,427
I KNOW YOU HEARD
ALL THE WEIRD STORIES.
347
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,596
OH, COME ON. ONLY
IDIOTS BELIEVE THAT.
348
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,232
WE'D LOVE TO GO UP THERE.
349
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,368
OH, THAT'S GREAT. ALL RIGHT.
350
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,248
LISTEN, I'LL HAVE THE
VALET BRING MY CAR AROUND.
351
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,316
I'LL MEET YOU RIGHT
IN FRONT, 2 MINUTES.
352
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,607
OK.
353
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,143
JEEZ, HE IS SO HANDSOME.
ISN'T HE SO HANDSOME?
354
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,280
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S
AMAZING THAT A GUY HIS AGE
355
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,114
IS IN THAT KIND OF SHAPE.
356
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,283
YOU NEVER SEE GUYS LIKE
THAT AROUND LANFORD...
357
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:31,122
WE ARE NOT GOING UP TO
THAT OLD HOUSE ON THE HILL!
358
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,025
THERE'S DUNGEONS IN THERE!
359
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,594
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
THAT HOUSE, AND YOU KNOW IT.
360
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,498
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
361
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,401
IT'S JUST STORIES THAT KIDS
USED TO TELL WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.
362
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,271
YOU KNOW, LIKE HOW ALL
THE KIDS SAID THAT MOM
363
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:51,342
WAS AN EVIL SERPENT FROM
THE DARK NETHERWORLD.
364
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,752
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
365
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:02,720
THE HOUSE IS A LITTLE QUIET.
366
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,589
I GAVE THE HELP THE DAY OFF.
367
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,556
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
368
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,337
WE USED TO BE THE HELP,
AND WE WERE TERRIBLE.
369
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,094
DOES ANYONE FEEL A CHILL?
370
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,996
THESE BIG MANSIONS
ARE KIND OF HARD TO HEAT.
371
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,664
HOW ABOUT I GIVE
YOU THE GRAND TOUR?
372
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,333
I'LL SHOW YOU THE
BASEMENT FIRST, HUH?
373
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,169
NO. NO.
374
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,537
OH, COME ON, COME ON.
375
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,750
I WANT YOU TO GET THE
FEELING OF THE DUNGEON.
376
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,675
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND
THIS DOOR. HUH?
377
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,111
UH, NO. WE'RE REALLY FINE
RIGHT WHERE WE ARE HERE.
378
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,746
AND WE'RE NOT NOSY PEOPLE.
379
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,648
THAT'S TOO BAD.
380
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:35,085
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY
MEETING THE KRANE TWINS.
381
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,122
BOO! HA HA! I GOT YOU.
382
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,658
COME ON, I'LL MAKE
US SOME COFFEE.
383
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:48,299
BOY. WELL, THIS REALLY
IS A BEAUTIFUL OLD HOUSE.
384
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,345
IS THIS WHAT BROUGHT
YOU BACK TO LANFORD?
385
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,746
NO. I CAME BACK TO
SELL THE FACTORY.
386
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,671
MY TWO BROTHERS
RAN IT INTO THE GROUND
387
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,539
AFTER MY FATHER DIED.
388
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,275
SO I WAS LEFT WITH
A MOUNTAIN OF BILLS
389
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,711
AND A STEAMED I.R.S.
GUY NAMED MITCH.
390
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,247
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN
391
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,561
THAT YOUR FAMILY WAS
JUST BLEEDING THE PLACE DRY,
392
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,086
I WOULD HAVE PADDED MY
TIMECARD WAY MORE THAN I DID.
393
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,555
WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE LEAST OF IT.
394
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,524
WE'RE LETTING THE FACTORY
WORKERS ALL GO NEXT WEEK,
395
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,393
AND THE 2 FOREIGN CONGLOMERATES
THAT ARE INTERESTED,
396
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,263
THEY ONLY WANT THE LAND.
397
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,131
ROSEANNE, I GOT TO ADMIT
398
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,201
THAT I DIDN'T JUST ACCIDENTALLY
RUN INTO YOU TODAY.
399
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,337
I GUESS YOU'VE GUESSED BY NOW,
400
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,138
I WOULDN'T GO TO
THAT COUNTRY CLUB.
401
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,441
NO. I WANTED TO MEET
YOU. I NEED YOUR HELP.
402
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,422
I THINK THE OTHER
SHOE JUST DROPPED.
403
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,081
WE'RE REALLY NOT IN THE MARKET
TO BUY A PLASTICS FACTORY,
404
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,594
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
405
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,785
WELL, I JUST NEED ENOUGH DOUGH
406
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,421
TO COVER THE BANK AND
KEEP THE DOORS OPEN.
407
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,624
OTHERWISE, THIS TOWN'S
GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO EAT
408
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,259
A LOT OF SUSHI OR FALAFEL.
409
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,195
HOW COME YOU CAN'T JUST
SELL IT TO THE ITALIANS?
410
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,176
I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'S
GONNA WORK, EDGAR.
411
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,335
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M
SORRY I BROUGHT THIS UP.
412
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,972
HOW ABOUT A BISCOTTI?
413
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,208
UH...
414
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,180
WELL, HOW MUCH
MONEY DO YOU NEED?
415
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,648
JUST ENOUGH TO KEEP
THE BANK OFF OUR BACK,
416
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,683
YOU KNOW, TO KEEP
THE DOORS OPEN.
417
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,486
THE LAWYERS SAID IT WAS
SOMETHING JUST OVER A MILLION BUCKS,
418
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,156
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
BEFORE OR AFTER THEIR FEES.
419
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,503
MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING
WE COULD DO, ROSEANNE.
420
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:26,030
WE ARE, LIKE THEY SAY,
KIND OF FLUSH RIGHT NOW.
421
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,475
YEAH, BUT WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO
422
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,200
IF EVERYBODY GETS LAID
OFF IN A YEAR ANYWAY?
423
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,069
I MEAN, IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY,
424
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:36,373
LIKE TURNING THE DINER
OVER TO NANCY AND LEON.
425
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,109
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT? WHAT DINER?
426
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,544
WELL, WE OWNED THIS DINER,
427
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,414
AND THEN WE TURNED IT OVER TO
THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED THERE.
428
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,494
WELL, WHY COULDN'T YOU
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
429
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,684
WITH THE FACTORY?
430
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,230
YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT AIRLINE DID,
431
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:51,466
WITH THE GUY THAT YOU
HAND YOUR BAGGAGE TO SAYS,
432
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,736
"HELLO THERE, MA'AM.
I'M AN OWNER." SEE?
433
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,771
'CAUSE THEN THE
EMPLOYEES CARE MORE,
434
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,672
WHICH MEANS THAT
THEY WORK HARDER,
435
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,742
AND THEN THAT MAKES
THE BUSINESS BETTER.
436
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,700
WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, IF WE WOULD'VE
OWNED A PIECE OF WELLMAN'S,
437
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,735
WE DEFINITELY WOULD'VE
WORKED HARDER,
438
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:08,706
AND I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT HAVE
RIPPED OFF THE CANDY MACHINES.
439
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,142
LIKE AN EMPLOYEE BUYOUT.
440
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:14,111
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
441
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,614
WELL... YEAH.
442
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,449
I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
443
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,184
WE MIGHT AS WELL.
444
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,564
WHAT GOOD'S HAVING
ALL THIS MONEY
445
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,422
IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AROUND YOU ARE POOR?
446
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,091
FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING,
447
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:30,294
I'LL GET THE LAWYER ON THE
PHONE. HE'LL CALL THE BANK...
448
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:34,598
THEN WE'LL GET A LAWYER, THEN
WE'LL GET HIM TO CALL UP SOME BANKER,
449
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,479
AND THEN THAT BANKER CAN CALL
YOUR LAWYER WHO'LL CALL YOUR BANKER,
450
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:41,305
AND THEN YOUR BANKER CAN CALL UP A
DOCTOR, AND WE'LL ALL GET A SECOND OPINION.
451
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,672
HEY. HA HA HA!
452
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:43,607
WHO EVER THOUGHT
453
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,620
THAT WE WOULD BE
TEAMED UP WITH A WELLMAN?
454
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,278
YOU CAN'T JUDGE PEOPLE
BY WHERE THEY COME FROM.
455
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:52,283
MONEY IS THE REFLECTION
OF ITS POSSESSOR.
456
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,461
WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT,
457
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:56,419
IN THE ASHRAM THERE? HUH?
458
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,625
WELL, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
I LEARNED SOMETHING HERE.
459
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,626
HMM?
460
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,395
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE, WELL,
THE WAY WE WERE RAISED...
461
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,177
ME AND MY SISTER LIVING
HAND-TO-MOUTH AND EVERYTHING...
462
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:11,736
WE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT THAT
THERE COULD BE ANY RICH PEOPLE
463
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,706
WHO EVEN HAD THE
SLIGHTEST CLUE ABOUT LIFE.
464
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:21,578
IT'S JUST GOOD TO KNOW THAT, YOU
KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY A DECENT GUY.
465
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,324
YOU'RE JUST REALLY, REALLY COOL.
466
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,226
THAT'S A GOOD THING
FOR ME TO LEARN.
467
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,585
WELL, THANKS, ROSEANNE.
THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
468
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,198
YEAH. I REALIZED
SOMETHING ELSE, TOO.
469
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,555
YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
470
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:36,093
GOD, YOU'RE GORGEOUS!
471
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,377
AAAAH!
472
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,679
AAAAH!
473
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,647
AAAAH!
474
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:00,284
AAAAH! AAAAH!
475
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,054
AAAAH!
476
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,654
AAAAH!
477
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,423
AAAAH!
478
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,658
AAAAH!
479
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,071
AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH!
480
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,427
AAAAH!
481
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,695
AAAAH!
482
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:12,529
AAAAH!
483
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,397
AAAAH!
484
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,912
AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH!
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