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[YAWNING]
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WELL, JACKIE.
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SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
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MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
AND STILL NO LIFE.
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MMM. DAN?
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IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ROSEANNE,
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SHE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE MALL.
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ALL THE KIDS WENT TO
SEE THAT DALMATIAN MOVIE.
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SOME COFFEE?
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NO. NO.
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HEY, HOW'S YOUR MOM DOING?
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GOOD. SHE'S GOOD. REAL GOOD.
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YEAH, 'CAUSE I KNOW
WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK.
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YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THE HOLIDAY
STUFF GOING ON AND EVERYTHING,
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AND I JUST WONDERED
WHAT YOU WERE DOING
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TO KILL TIME OUT
THERE IN CALIFORNIA.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOT MY
MOM SET UP AT THE FACILITY,
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AND I SAW SOME SIGHTS,
DROVE UP THE COAST.
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THAT'S ABOUT IT.
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OH, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME PICKING
AVOCADOS OFF OF MY SANDWICHES.
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THEY PUT IT ON
EVERYTHING OUT THERE.
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WELL, YOU WERE OUT THERE FOR
A COUPLE OF MONTHS, THOUGH.
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DID YOU MEET
ANYBODY INTERESTING?
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HEY, I SAW DON RICKLES
AT A GAS STATION.
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THAT HOCKEY PUCK.
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BUT NOBODY ELSE, THOUGH, HUH?
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WELL, I DIDN'T GO OUT
THERE CELEBRITY-STALKING.
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WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU
DO ON AN AVERAGE DAY?
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'CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU WOULD
GO VISIT YOUR MOM IN THE HOSPITAL,
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BUT THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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I DON'T KNOW, HAVE LUNCH.
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ALONE? THAT HAD
TO HAVE BEEN HARD.
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YOU KNOW, NOBODY
TO TALK TO OR EAT WITH.
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WELL, JACKIE, OBVIOUSLY
I TALKED TO PEOPLE.
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YEAH, BUT LIKE
WHO IN PARTICULAR?
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JACKIE, WHAT ELSE DO
YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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WHAT COLOR SHIRT
I WORE EVERY DAY?
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HEY, I GOT A JAYWALKING
TICKET FROM A BICYCLE COP.
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I GAVE HIM SOME SASS
ABOUT HIS BARE LEGS
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AND HE UPSIDED ME IN THE
HEAD WITH A BICYCLE PUMP.
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HOW'S THAT?
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HA. WERE YOU WALKING ACROSS
THE STREET ALL BY YOURSELF?
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WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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WHO YOU WERE ON THE
PHONE WITH YESTERDAY.
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OH, YOU MEAN MY MOM.
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WELL, IT DIDN'T SOUND
LIKE THAT TO ME.
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"THANKS FOR BEING SO
GREAT WITH MY MOM."
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WELL, IT WAS ONE OF
MY MOM'S DOCTORS.
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"IT WAS HARD BEING AWAY
FROM YOU FOR CHRISTMAS."
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SEE, THAT'S WHAT
I'M NOT GETTING.
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YOU WANTED TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS WITH HER DOCTOR?
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WELL, I MEAN... AND WHERE
THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF
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LISTENING TO MY
CONVERSATIONS IN MY HOUSE?
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OH, DON'T TURN IT AROUND ON ME.
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I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON.
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NOTHING'S GOING ON.
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THAT'S BULL, AND YOU KNOW IT!
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WHAT IS GOING ON, DAN?
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♪ IF WHAT DOESN'T KILL US
IS MAKING US STRONGER ♪
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♪ WE'RE GONNA LAST LONGER ♪
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♪ THAN THE GREATEST
WALL IN CHINA ♪
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♪ OR THAT RABBIT WITH A DRUM ♪
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♪ IF THERE'S ONE THING
THAT I'VE LEARNED ♪
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♪ WHILE WAITING FOR MY TURN ♪
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♪ IT'S THAT IN EACH
LIFE SOME RAIN FALLS ♪
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♪ BUT YOU ALSO GET SOME SUN ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL MAKE
OUT BETTER THAN OK ♪
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♪ HEAR WHAT I SAY ♪
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♪ YEAH, ANY DAY ♪
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WHAT WAS GOING
ON OUT THERE, DAN?
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PLEASE TELL ME THAT
IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
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OH, MY GOD.
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IT IS... ISN'T IT?
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHO IS SHE?
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SHE'S MY MOTHER'S NURSE.
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OH, DAN! OH, MY GOD, DAN!
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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
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JACKIE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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NO, I KNOW IT'S GOT TO
BE REALLY COMPLICATED.
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JACKIE, NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.
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WE HAVE FEELINGS
FOR EACH OTHER...
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DAN, JUST... OH, COME ON!
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DO YOU...
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SEE, NOW THAT YOU HAVE MONEY
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YOU THINK NOW ALL OF A
SUDDEN YOU'RE MR. POPULAR?
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DO YOU THINK THIS WOMAN WANTS
YOU FOR YOUR GIRLISH FIGURE?
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THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH MONEY.
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NO, RIGHT.
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NO, IT'S 45-YEAR-OLD
MARRIED MAN WITH 4 KIDS,
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WHAT A CATCH!
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ARE YOU SPENDING A
LOT OF MONEY ON HER?
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LOOK, JUST BECAUSE SHE LIKES
ME TO TAKE HER TO NICE PLACES
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DOESN'T MEAN THAT
SHE'S AFTER MY MONEY.
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NO! NO, OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!
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SHE WOULD LIKE YOU JUST AS MUCH
IF YOU WERE STILL A DRY-WALLER.
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SHE WOULD. SEE,
YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
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SO, YOU... YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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NO, BUT I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HER
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TO KNOW THAT
SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE.
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LOOK, JACKIE, I'VE BEEN
OVER AND OVER THIS
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TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
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I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THERE'S A
PART OF ME THAT NEEDED SOMETHING.
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YEAH, WELL, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT PART THAT WAS.
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[SIGHS]
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JACKIE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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NOTHING HAS HAPPENED,
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AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS IS DOING TO ME!
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BEING BACK HERE,
AROUND THE FAMILY,
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TRYING TO PRETEND THAT
EVERYTHING'S BACK THE WAY IT WAS,
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THE GUILT IS EATING ME ALIVE!
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO TELL ROSEANNE?
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SOON, OK? I JUST...
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I HAVE TO FIND THE RIGHT WORDS.
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I STILL LOVE HER.
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CUT THE CRAP!
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FEELINGS ARE ONE THING.
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IT'S WHAT YOU DO THAT COUNTS.
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I'M NOT SAYING
WHAT I DID WAS RIGHT,
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BUT YOU GOTTA
UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.
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I MARRIED YOUNG. I
GAVE UP A LOT IN MY LIFE.
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OH, BOO HOO! WHO HASN'T?
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JACKIE, YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!
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THINGS ARE DIFFERENT OUT THERE!
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LIFE IS EASIER!
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PEOPLE ARE
60-YEARS-OLD, THEY LOOK 40!
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IT'S 72 DEGREES AND
SUNNY ALL THE TIME!
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IT'S NOT LIKE HERE!
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I EXPECTED
BETTER FROM YOU, DAN.
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IT IS VERY CLEAR TO ME NOW
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THAT THE APPLE DOESN'T
FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.
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WHAT THE HELL'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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YOUR FATHER ALSO HAD KIND OF
AN EYE FOR THE LADIES, DIDN'T HE?
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LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.
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BOY, THAT'S A LOW BLOW.
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WELL, IT'S TRUE.
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ALL THESE YEARS THINKING THAT
YOU WERE BETTER THAN YOUR DAD.
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YOU'RE WAY OUTTA LINE.
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FIRST TIME OUT ON THE ROAD,
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YOU DO THE EXACT SAME THING.
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I GUESS THE CONNER MEN
DON'T TRAVEL VERY WELL,
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AND I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE
ME IF YEARS FROM NOW
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YOUR SONS AREN'T VISITING THEIR
MOTHER IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION.
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WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU TO
TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYWAY?
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[DOOR SLAMS] Roseanne: DAMN!
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YOU TELL HER, OR I WILL.
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HI, JACKIE.
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I DROPPED THE KIDS OVER AT
MOM'S FOR AN OVERNIGHTER.
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WHAT'S UP WITH YOU GUYS?
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Dan: HMM?
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OH, JACKIE AND I ARE
HAVING THAT SAME OLD FIGHT
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ABOUT WHO'S A BETTER COP...
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JIMMY SMITS OR THAT GUY
THAT'S ALWAYS SHOWING HIS ASS.
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HOW WAS THE WHITE SALE?
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WELL, IT WAS AWESOME.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME, I DIDN'T
HAVE TO BUY ANY IRREGULARS.
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ALL THE FITTED SHEETS I GOT
ARE SHAPED JUST LIKE A BED.
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GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU MUST BE ANXIOUS
TO GET THE BEDROOM REMODELED.
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HEY, THESE BABIES
ARE TOP OF THE LINE.
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350-THREAD COUNT COTTON.
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NICE.
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YES, VERY NICE.
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NOT TOO NICE, THOUGH, I HOPE,
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'CAUSE I STILL WANT TO BE
THE SOFTEST THING IN THE BED.
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DAN, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT
THE SHEETS, YOU KNOW,
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SO I GO, "I HOPE
THEY'RE NOT TOO NICE,
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'CAUSE I STILL WANT TO BE
THE SOFTEST THING IN THE BED."
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YEAH. HA HA.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO,
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BUT I WILL BE BACK.
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HEY, YEAH, THAT MEANS
WE'LL ONLY HAVE, WHAT?
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6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER, RIGHT?
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ROSEANNE, I GOTTA
TELL YOU SOME...
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HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
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YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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I GO BY THE GAS N' SIP,
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YOU KNOW, FOR A BLADDERBUSTER,
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AND I LOOK UP THERE
AT THE TABLOID RACK,
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YOU KNOW, TO SEE HOW THE
CHICKEN BOY SCORED ON HIS S.A.T.s,
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AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
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"DISNEY TO BUILD THEME
PARK IN GAZA STRIP."
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NO, NOT THAT! RIGHT THERE.
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THAT PRINCE CARLOS
THAT JACKIE'S DATING.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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LOOK AT THAT. HE MARRIED
HIS CHAMBERMAID, DAN.
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HE JUST MET HER LAST MONTH,
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BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT,
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HE HAD NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THE
WEST WING OF HIS OWN DAMN PALACE.
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SAYS HERE IT WAS
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
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LOOK AT HER, DAN!
SHE'S 50-YEARS-OLD!
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SHE'S GOT THE CROW'S FEET
AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.
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HOW AM I GOING TO TELL JACKIE?
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GOD! MEN ARE SO
DAMN PREDICTABLE!
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WELL, ROSE, I MEAN, YOU DON'T
KNOW THE WHOLE SITUATION.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE HE... MAYBE HE...
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DON'T GO STICKING UP FOR THE GUY
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JUST 'CAUSE YOU ARE ONE.
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YOU KNOW, I'M JUST LUCKY
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THAT I GOT ME ONE OF
THE FEW GOOD ONES.
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WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME?
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NOTHIN'.
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OK.
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THERE YOU GO.
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YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THEM ELEVATED
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TO KEEP THEM FROM SWELLING UP.
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OH, D.J., THAT'S SO SWEET.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE
SCAM, YOU LITTLE GRIFTER?
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WELL, GOD, DARLENE,
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YOU'RE 25 WEEKS PREGNANT.
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JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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LAST NIGHT, YOU DIDN'T
FIGHT ME FOR THE REMOTE.
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THIS MORNING, YOU OFFERED
TO MAKE ME PANCAKES.
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NOW, I'M GETTING FED UP.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
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COME ON, DARLENE, HE'S
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S BEING NICE
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DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS SOMETHING.
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I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL, D.J.
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SHUT UP, SNOW WHITE.
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SHE'S RIGHT.
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I DO WANT SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT. I WANT TO
VIDEOTAPE YOU GIVING BIRTH.
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HA HA HA. FORGET IT.
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YOU CAN BRING IN YOUR
COONSKIN CAP TO SHOW N' TELL.
228
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,789
WELL, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
229
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,458
THIS MAY NOT HAVE BEEN
THE BEST METHOD OF ASKING,
230
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,782
BUT WE DO NEED
SOMEONE TO FILM IT.
231
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,653
I DON'T WANT THIS LITTLE
CREEP LOOKING AT MY PATOOTIE.
232
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,188
YOU FILM IT.
233
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,757
PLEASE, DARLENE,
IT'S A PORTAL OF LIFE.
234
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,570
BESIDES, I CAN'T FILM IT.
235
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,239
I'M GOING TO BE COACHING YOU.
236
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,773
I'M GETTING REALLY
GOOD WITH THE CAMERA.
237
00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,165
BESIDES, WHO ELSE YOU GONNA GET?
238
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,511
DAVID'S STONER FRIEND
WHO DID YOUR WEDDING?
239
00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:06,071
ANOTHER 45 MINUTES OF NANA MARY
PASSED OUT IN YOUR SHRIMP COCKTAIL?
240
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,251
I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA, D.J.
241
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,318
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT,
242
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,752
AND WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
243
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,511
ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU
GOTTA LET ME KNOW SOON.
244
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,361
"PATOOTIE"?
245
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,285
"PORTAL OF LIFE"?
246
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:30,061
OH, YEAH, BEDROOM'S GONNA
BE GREAT, ROSEANNE. GREAT.
247
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,564
I... I LIKE THE, WHAT
DO YOU CALL THAT?
248
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,165
THE MEDIEVAL THEME.
249
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,212
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
I ORDERED A LOT OF IT
250
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,846
OUT OF CHER'S CATALOG HERE.
251
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,504
BOY, SHE'S JUST GOT GREAT TASTE.
252
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,540
SHE CAN MAKE ANY
ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE
253
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:46,411
LOOK LIKE A DUNGEON
FOR LESS THAN $10,000.
254
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,414
JACKIE?
255
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,750
UM, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
256
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,186
OH, WE DON'T REALLY
NEED TO TALK, ROSEANNE.
257
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,554
WE TALK ALL THE TIME.
258
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,300
NO, COME ON. IT'S DIFFERENT.
259
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,758
SIT DOWN.
260
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,027
IT'S BEST THAT YOU
HEAR THIS FROM ME.
261
00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,395
WHAT?
262
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:07,698
SIT DOWN.
263
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,436
[SIGHS]
264
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,518
THERE'S... THERE'S JUST
NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS.
265
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,510
OH, MY GOD.
266
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,713
LET'S FACE IT, JACKIE.
267
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:26,050
SOME RELATIONSHIPS JUST ARE
NOT MEANT TO LAST FOREVER.
268
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,553
NO, BUT THIS ONE, YOU KNOW,
269
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,122
I THOUGHT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
270
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,234
OH, YOU KNOW?
271
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,058
YEAH, I KNOW.
272
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,493
MEN ARE DOGS!
273
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,605
THEY'RE DOGS! OH, THEY ARE!
274
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,164
ROSEANNE, THEY ARE DOGS.
275
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,333
AND THEY ARE PIGS,
AND THEY ARE SWINE!
276
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,236
WHICH ARE PIGS.
277
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,550
YEAH, BUT AT LEAST
PIGS HAVE AN EXCUSE.
278
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,840
THEY'RE PIGS.
279
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,675
SO, WHAT IS IT WITH MEN?
280
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,544
WHY ARE THEY SO PATHETIC?
281
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,544
I DON'T KNOW.
282
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:54,478
I GUESS THEY'RE JUST
LITTLE BABIES, YOU KNOW,
283
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:55,557
AND THEY MISS THEIR
MOMMIES OR SOMETHING.
284
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,427
THEY GOTTA GET SOMEBODY
ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
285
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,363
THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS
FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR MAIDS
286
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,321
OR WAITRESSES OR
NURSES, YOU KNOW?
287
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:09,160
I... I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S OVER. FINISHED. KAPUT.
288
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,362
WELL, NOW THAT IT'S OVER,
289
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,775
I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.
290
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:16,167
I NEVER REALLY LIKED
THE GUY ANYHOW.
291
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,469
WHAT?
292
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,449
I WAS ALL LIKE AN ACT, YOU KNOW?
293
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,640
HE SMELLED THE MONEY.
294
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,575
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
295
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,422
'CAUSE I'M JUST BEING HONEST,
296
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,047
AND HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN
BELIEVE THAT IT LASTED THIS LONG.
297
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:35,998
I MEAN, I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT
298
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:39,624
WHEN I READ IT IN THE
GLOBE OR THE STAR,
299
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,126
BUT WHEN I SEEN
IT IN THE ENQUIRER,
300
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:45,296
I KNEW IT HAD TO BE TRUE.
301
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,132
IT WAS IN THE ENQUIRER?
302
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:57,375
OH, MY GOD!
303
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:02,213
JACKIE, WE ARE GONNA GET
THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.
304
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,327
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
SAID THIS ABOUT THE ROYALS...
305
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:09,120
THEY'RE NOTHING BUT
TRAILER TRASH WITH TITLES.
306
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:15,059
LOOK AT HER. SHE
LOOKS JUST LIKE DR. RUTH.
307
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,769
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT D.J. TAPING THE BIRTH.
308
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,307
OH, HE'LL BE FINE.
309
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,187
HEY, D.J., WATCH THIS TAPE
310
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,188
OF OUR FRIEND
JANET GIVING BIRTH.
311
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,424
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE
OF WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
312
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:39,383
YO, SPIELBERG, PILLOW.
313
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:43,432
SEE THE CAMERA IS
PRESENT, BUT UNOBTRUSIVE,
314
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,189
YOU KNOW?
315
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,691
OK, DEEJ, JUST TO HELP YOU OUT,
316
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:51,062
THAT PERSON IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE SCREEN IS A WOMAN.
317
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,831
WOW. WELL, OK, THERE SHE IS.
318
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,200
SHE'S 100% EFFACED.
319
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,669
OK, IT'S CROWNING.
320
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,117
THAT'S THE DOCTOR
PICKING UP THE SCISSORS
321
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,675
TO PERFORM THE EPISIOTOMY.
322
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,644
JUST A LITTLE CLIP
OF THE PERINEUM
323
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,381
TO MAKE ROOM FOR
THE BABY'S HEAD.
324
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,651
MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD.
325
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,166
HOLD IT. HERE COMES THE BABY.
326
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,467
GOD, ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
327
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,691
HA HA HA!
328
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,726
WOW, LOOK AT THAT
GUSH OF AMNIOTIC FLUID.
329
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,463
[BABY CRIES]
330
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,423
HEY, THIS CHER
CATALOGUE'S GOT SOME STUFF
331
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,081
I THINK WE'LL BOTH LIKE,
LIKE THIS WALLPAPER.
332
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,383
OK, THIS HERE'S A CHASTITY BELT,
333
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:51,322
BUT FROM A DISTANCE, I THINK
IT LOOKS LIKE A TOOL BELT.
334
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:54,292
YEAH. GREAT.
335
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:58,396
SO, I TOLD JACKIE
ABOUT THE PRINCE.
336
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,099
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM THAT UPSET.
337
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,978
BUT YOU KNOW JACKIE.
338
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,469
YEAH, WELL, IF HE'S ANYTHING
LIKE THE MOLDAVIANS I'VE MET,
339
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,271
TO HELL WITH HIM.
340
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,752
WELL, SHE SAID HIS TOES WERE
ALL WEBBED AND STUFF, YOU KNOW,
341
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,576
BECAUSE OF ALL THE
INBREEDING, I GUESS.
342
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,646
LOOK, ROSEANNE, A LOT'S GONE
DOWN OVER THE LAST 6 MONTHS,
343
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,116
AND I'VE HAD A REAL
HARD TIME DEALING WITH IT.
344
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,262
WELL, YEAH. IT'S BEEN
ROUGH ON ALL OF US, DAN,
345
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,496
BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HOME,
346
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,287
WE'LL GET BACK TO NORMAL.
347
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,500
OH, YEAH. EVEN THOUGH I'M HOME,
348
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,390
I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
349
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,171
WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU GOT A LOT
OF THAT RESIDUAL CALIFORNIA CRAP
350
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,529
STILL LEFT UP IN YOUR
SYSTEM, YOU KNOW?
351
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,641
YOU'LL BE FINE AGAIN
352
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:36,466
ONCE YOU GET BACK TO
DRINKING WATER OUT OF THE TAP.
353
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,036
YOU KNOW, I WAS ALONE
AND AWAY UP THERE.
354
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,371
I HAD A LOT OF TIME TO
THINK ABOUT THINGS...
355
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:45,409
AND I FEEL LIKE THERE'S
SOMETHING INSIDE, YOU KNOW,
356
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,812
SOMETHING'S MISSING,
357
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:50,714
LIKE THERE'S A BIG HOLE THERE.
358
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:54,251
WELL, AS LONG AS
THERE'S NO EXIT WOUND,
359
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,587
I DON'T THINK WE
SHOULD WORRY ABOUT IT.
360
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,156
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING HERE.
361
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,635
I GOT SOMETHING
REALLY HARD TO TELL YOU,
362
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,759
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START.
363
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,062
WELL, I AM YOUR WIFE,
DAN. YOU CAN TELL ME...
364
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,742
ROSEANNE, SOMETHING REALLY,
REALLY AWFUL HAS HAPPENED.
365
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,967
I'VE MET SOMEONE.
366
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,609
SOMEONE?
367
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,712
I MET A WOMAN.
368
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,050
OK, SO BY "MET,"
369
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:29,020
YOU DON'T MEAN JUST MET,
370
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,466
OR IT WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN
YOU SO LONG TO TELL ME.
371
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,558
IT'S MORE THAN JUST MET.
372
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,128
HOW MUCH MORE?
373
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,132
I MET HER AT THE HOSPITAL.
374
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,233
OH, YEAH?
375
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:47,371
SO THERE'S A CHANCE
SHE'LL BE DEAD SOON?
376
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,373
SHE'S MY MOTHER'S NURSE.
377
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,574
WHAT?
378
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,276
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER.
379
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,777
ROSEANNE, YOU'VE
GOT TO BELIEVE THIS.
380
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,213
I DID NOT GO LOOKING FOR THIS.
381
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,380
I DIDN'T PLAN ON THIS.
382
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,315
IF I HAD A CHOICE,
383
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,727
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE
HAPPENED. WAIT A MINUTE.
384
00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,684
IF YOU HAD A CHOICE?
385
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,530
YOU DIDN'T REALLY JUST
SAY THAT TO ME, DID YOU?
386
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,453
I'M SORRY. I'M
SORRY. IT'S JUST...
387
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:06,123
LOOK, AFTER I HAD MY HEART
ATTACK, I GOT SPOOKED.
388
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,993
I STARTED FACING
MY OWN MORTALITY.
389
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,196
OH, I GET IT.
390
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,332
SHE'S YOUNGER.
391
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,367
OH, ROSEANNE.
392
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,478
NO. I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?
393
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,467
HOW MUCH YOUNGER THAN ME IS SHE?
394
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:20,504
COME ON, ROSEANNE, WHAT
DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
395
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,384
SO WHAT DOES SHE
DO FOR YOU, DAN?
396
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,119
SHE HANGS ON YOUR EVERY WORD?
397
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,255
WHAT? SHE RUBS THE KNOTS
OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR NECK?
398
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,380
DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING OUT THERE?
399
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:34,318
NO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WAS DOING OUT THERE.
400
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,556
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
401
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,361
WELL, ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER?
402
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,264
I'M VERY CONFUSED.
403
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:51,068
I KNOW THAT I STILL LOVE YOU.
404
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,305
OH, MY GOD, WHO WROTE THAT LINE?
405
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,308
I'M SORRY.
406
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,144
I'M SORRY.
407
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,015
WELL, THIS NEVER
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
408
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:08,152
IF WE HADN'T WON
THAT MONEY, WOULD IT?
409
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,354
SO, WHAT NOW, DAN?
410
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,334
WE'RE PART OF THE
PRIVILEGED CLASS,
411
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:15,492
AND I GET TO GIVE YOU
THE TYPICAL RESPONSE
412
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,695
OF THE NUMB SOCIETY WIFE?
413
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,275
LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO
LOOK THE OTHER WAY
414
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:23,234
WHEN THEY CATCH YOU IN A
HOTEL WITH SOME CALL GIRL?
415
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,572
WELL, I DON'T HAVE THAT BLINDNESS
THAT ONLY MONEY CAN BUY, DAN.
416
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,140
I'M NOT ROSE KENNEDY.
417
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,676
I'M WORKING CLASS,
418
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,090
AND THAT MEANS THAT THERE'S
RIGHT AND THERE'S WRONG,
419
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,681
THERE'S BLACK AND THERE'S WHITE,
420
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:41,218
AND NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS
GOING TO GET ME TO SEE GRAY.
421
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,655
I KNOW THAT, AND I KNOW THAT
I HAVE A DUTY TO THIS FAMILY,
422
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,557
AND I INTEND TO SEE IT THROUGH.
423
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,470
SO THAT'S WHAT WE ARE TO
YOU AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, DAN,
424
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,194
YOUR DUTY, RIGHT?
425
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,373
WELL, ISN'T THAT
JUST GREAT FOR YOU?
426
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,576
THEN YOU GET TO BE THE
HERO AND THE MARTYR.
427
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,677
WELL, DON'T BOTHER, DAN,
428
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,746
'CAUSE WHILE YOU WERE GONE,
I LEARNED SOMETHING, TOO.
429
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,803
I'M GONNA BE FINE.
430
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,038
THIS IS KILLING ME, ROSEANNE.
431
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,006
YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND.
432
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,575
THIS IS TEARING ME APART.
433
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:12,082
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, THIS IS
TRULY, TRULY, THE VERY LAST THING
434
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:16,354
I WOULD HAVE EVER
EXPECTED OUT OF YOU, DAN.
435
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,757
YOUR DUTY IS OVER.
436
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,127
YOU'RE FREE.
437
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,597
GO.
438
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,730
YOU KNOW.
439
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,131
I OVERHEARD HIM ON THE PHONE.
440
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:01,999
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
441
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,701
I THOUGHT IT WAS
BETTER COMING FROM HIM,
442
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,403
BUT IF HE DIDN'T TELL
YOU, THEN I WAS GONNA.
443
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:11,475
OH, GOD, IT'S LIKE
I NEVER KNEW HIM.
444
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,511
IF HE COULD DO THIS TO YOU AFTER
EVERYTHING THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN THROUGH,
445
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:18,249
THEN MAYBE YOU'RE BETTER OFF.
446
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,354
[SIGHS]
447
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,824
HMM. YOU KNOW WHAT
I JUST FIGURED OUT?
448
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,094
WE GOT DUMPED ON
THE VERY SAME DAY.
449
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,496
OH, NOW THAT'S A FIRST.
450
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,365
WELL...
451
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:39,337
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
USED TO IT, BUT I AM,
452
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,238
AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING, TOO.
453
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,708
THIS IS NOT AN ENDING.
THIS IS A BEGINNING.
454
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,420
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON.
455
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,444
I TOLD YOU.
456
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,446
LISTEN TO ME. WE ARE
YOUNG, WE ARE RICH,
457
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,815
AND WE ARE FREE.
458
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,217
WE ARE ENTERING THE
PRIME OF OUR LIVES,
459
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,220
AND THERE'S NO MAN
THERE TO HOLD US BACK.
460
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,123
WE HAVE GOT ONE
LESS EGG TO ANSWER,
461
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,292
ONE LESS BELL TO FRY.
462
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:06,596
WE CAN DO ANYTHING
WE WANT TO DO!
463
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,634
SO DON'T YOU WORRY
464
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:15,072
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA GET
THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.
465
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,483
OK.
466
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,118
OK.
467
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,553
I CAN DO THIS.
468
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:33,123
HAVING A CHILD IS JUST
A NATURAL PART OF LIFE.
469
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,125
OK.
470
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,800
IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING E.R.
471
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:37,761
HERE WE GO.
472
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,798
OH, BOY!
473
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,439
OK. HERE WE GO.
474
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,441
YOU CAN DO IT.
475
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,177
COME ON, JANET!
476
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,711
WAY TO GO, JANET.
477
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,248
YOU CAN DO IT.
478
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,549
I... I... I CAN SEE THE...
479
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,219
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