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You with that music; this is not trumpet festival,

it is a hospital. Do you hear me?!

- Is it about me? - What?!

Is it because of me or because of music?

You with this transistor, certainly not me!

I thought a bit of music wouldn't harm anyone.

- We all have ears! - Don't play smart with me.

I apologize, I didn't mean to.

- Comrade, sick people are coming here! - Ears are for music.

Don't insist. I know that witch.

She'll put your health booklet to bottom place.

- It can't happen, I know when is my turn... - It will happen.

Miss, you know for sure; I was after you.

I put my health booklet after you. One over another.

Don't touch me with that finger.

Don't blow into my face.

- And wipe this nose of yours. - I have a nose deviation,

and whole my family suffer this, and speak through the nose.

"Natural miracle", says my doctor.

Half of my voice is coming out from my mouth, and the other half through my nose.

Get off my back, you idiot.

OK, but I am after you.

Branka Djuric!

Good day.

Yes?!

Sit down.

Instructions.

It doesn't says anything. What is with you?

What for did you come?

How do you mean 'What for'?

If it doesn't sees on me, then all of this is in vain.

Be more specific, please; I don't have to see anything!

I don't like my looks. In fact, I like it,

but the other people don't.

That's my problem.

So I would like you to... Cut short this thing for me.

What?

Do you have any breathing problems?

No, no...

My problem is...

Of aesthetic nature.

Really?

How these aesthetic problems are being manifested?

How?

I am 22, doctor...

And I'm still a virgin.

You mean, you are...

Virgo intacta?

Congratulations...

Look at my shoes,

I drink and smoke as a Turk,

I go fishing too.

Look this nose,

this bone and folds.

My father has the same. I am ugly like a dog.

Look these shoes, they're number 45.

Look, son, there are alot of women who does the same things,

and they don't think that their femininity is threatened.

- Do you know how people at my faculty greet me? - How?

"Hi there, Tomboy... " "What's up, Tomboy?"

You know what, there are people who won't admit that all failures

are caused by an inner problem.

In the psyche!

And they think if change the appearance, that all of it would change.

My problem is not in me,

it's exclusively ON me.

I see.

Look, there were many cases when people come for a face-changing,

and later they come and ask for an old face!

No, no, no...

I'm sure about me. Every inch you cut off my nose, that's...

It's 50 miles of hope that something in my life will change.

I'd really like you to make my nose smaller.

OK, you convinced me.

- We'll do the face corrections. - And stick ears a bit like this.

What about chin? Let's make a hole here.

- Like Kirk Douglas has. - I know, I've watched him.

We'll make two holes.

Oh, doctor...

- You're just joking... - Who's joking?

Listen, son:

- I could be very inconvenient, you know! - OK, sorry.

Come on Monday.

What is this?

- Hoop-histery. - Huh?

Hoop-histery, it started from Ada and it conquer whole world.

- Some stupid spinning around... - Thing is checked out.

25 years ago, hoop conquered our socialist fatherland.

Our people likes to spin around and fuck more than anything.

You conceived all of this, eh?

- Yes! - And you'll make millions?

- Right. - Will you invest all money into new hoops, and then you'll make billions?

Yes, and then I won't have to do anything, just some cute butt once in a while.

Nenad!

- Let's go bathing, eh? - I had a bath last week.

It smells so.

Don't swing around much with that nose, it'll stay curved.

Ne�a!

Hi, dolls!

"This sun cream maximize your manliness,

it's our duty to release your manly stickiness. "

Give me that.

Please, give me that.

Give it back!

- You idiot! - Give the costume back, and bug off.

Could you suck my weenie, eh?

Leave him, Nenad!

Leave him!

- Come on. - I can't!

You just come on out!

You fucking prick!

You'll swim to Belgrade!

I won't see you on my boat never again!

What?!

What's so funny?

Bye, Tomboy!

Fuck you. Synthetic bitches.

- What are you staring at? - Nothing, just like that.

I go to dry my hair, then I go home.

What are you staring at?

I do.

- Bye. - Bye.

Hi, colleague.

- I am Caesar. - I'm glad.

- Pedicurist. - Art photographer. - Nice to meet you.

Cool down a bit.

Oh, it's you Mr. Djuric. Branka will come in a minute.

Phone call!

- Give him! - Right away.

Hello?

Hi, oldman. OK, why are you so pushing?

It's not alert. I'm shaving.

Listen, oldman, I'm coming to your place tomorrow.

Exactly at 11:36 in your barracks, I'm telling you.

See ya.

You just put your phone down.

Enemy lurks everywhere. Bye, oldman.

Mom, this man is so boring. He bugs me 20 years already.

Brankica, he's your father, for God's sake.

I won't go to this fucking excursion.

- Is it PMS? - She's losing it completely.

No, I have some boyfriend. He's jealous like a dog.

He doesn't let me an inch far from him. I swear.

- Gotta be some intellectual. - Pimplehead.

- He's probably 50. - I swear.

Check this out.

Attention!

After conscientiously carried out survey in Faculty of technical sciences,

and even more after counted votes,

after control consultations of members of the board,

the most manly colleague in our faculty is Branka Djuric,

a Tomboy!

Tomboy!

- Hi, Big! - Hi there, son. Why those tears for?

It's nothing. Wind and dust.

- Everything is wind and dust. - As you say, son.

- Where are your goggles then? - I haven't. Cat ate them.

I'll bring you another ones, son. Say, tomorrow I have the final race,

...wanna go with me? - Really?

My oldman called me to visit him, he wants to check me, 'cause I go to excursion.

Wanna show you what I bought for excursion?

Where is the main thing?

What is inside, Ne�ko? Underpants,

night gown, summer dress...

Little girl got dressed.

As you go to brothel.

Much worse: I am alone with 50 of them.

Know what? If you come with me to the race, I'll drop you to your father.

Well, Ne�ko, I think that's much better.

Thanks. Better than moshing on my own in the bus.

Deal, son.

- You know that we'll do any task... - You just ask.

- Bye. - Bye, son.

Josovic!

Josovic!

Josovic!

- Yes, comrade mayor! - What is this, Josovic?!

- Bugs, comrade mayor. - What kind of bugs, Josovic, huh?

Little, green bugs.

Pests! Pests, Josovic.

- Yes, the pests. - What did I say?

Com. mayor, you ordered disabling of enemy forces

with every possible means in the orchard area.

AKA Pests.

Why didn't you do it?

- We are trying, Com. Mayor. - You are trying?

Yes.

The whole region has to be sprinkled! Everything! - Yes, sir!

Get lost!

Daddy!

Hi, son!

- Cut your nose short, I want to kiss you properly just once! - Really?

Is it bigger since last year, eh?!

What? You look this innocent being with your bloodthirsty eye?

Ne�ko!

This is my old parent, one of the first Serbian mitchourines.

He dreams of peaches size like melons. This is Ne�ko.

- Djuric. - I am Ne�a.

- You are only friends? - Yes.

- I thought, maybe... - No, no.

- Josovic?! - Yes, comrade mayor! - Come over here!

- Yes, comrade mayor. - Go and pick 10 kg of those better ones.

- Yes, comrade mayor. - Alright.

- I am waiting. - Rookie!

- Have you did your service? - No.

Follow me.

Dad, you're joking again.

Son, you must bring the blanket there too.

Dad, I don't go to front, I go to a field trip.

OK, I know.

But you're going through Bosnian mountains, it's pretty cold there at night.

I am 22. I passed the defense tests with 10, did I? Sure I did.

I suppose I can take care of myself, then.

OK, then. Your friend Ne�a will bring it, then.

No problem, general, I'll do it with my bike.

- Do you have money? - So, so.

- If you wanna give. - Is 500,000 enough?

It's alot. Give me 200,000.

- 400? - 300.

- 400, then? - Deal.

Gosh, general, you are boring. Give me a kiss.

Ne�a? You are responsible for her.

Take it and be still.

Adam...

We'll be real couple who's fucking, eh?

Sometimes, when you bark like this, I have an impression

that you checked out everything that wears trousers.

When I look at you without tone, then you seems to me as real liar.

So, you became clairvoyant. How come you know I am virgin?

You pullin' my leg?

Then, you rent a room, and check it out.

Listen, before I rent a room, I'd like to tell you something serious.

You know how big is my pussy?

- Huuuge! - Really?

I have same as yours.

I knew you're gonna fall that trick.

Let's go home.

I really wanna tell you something serious.

Nenad, I don't need mercy fucking.

- I don't understand. - Better you don't.

At least we'll stay friends.

The best friends.

Branka!

What is with you?

- What... Let me go! - Branka!

Let me go.

We're just friends, nothing more.

Wait a minute, Bignose, do you know what you want?

Bignose, eh?

Why do you care about my nose, eh?

What is it, you lazy ass. You have a bike, eh?

Dad bought you bike, dad bought you boutique,

...dad found you chicks... - What chicks?!

- What chicks? - Those two from boutique.

Those two have nothing with me.

I don't have too. You fool...

Branka!

Look at me.

Listen to me; It's completely clear to me why do you talk like this.

I know what you want, I know that's not important,

I know why you lie.

It's because you don't have a mom.

Mom, eh?

You fool. Let your dad buy you a mom.

Branka, wait!

A new interesting game, eh?

I made a coffee.

You have greetings.

From my dad.

- What is it, Branka? - Yeah.

He said that you, Mrs. Ana,

almost like my second, SECOND mother.

And that you, Mrs. Ana, have to affect on me to bring warm clothes to excursion.

'Cause I don't listen to my father at all.

How come this sarcasm from you?

He send you a message that he feels sorrow he couldn't come to visit YOU,

'cause primarily, you are nice lady, Mrs. Ana,

...and woman of reason. - Do you really think that...

...I have something with your father? - I don't think, I know.

He admit me everything.

You are an evil brain who doesn't know what is speaking.

That's grattitude for taking care of you all these years, like you're my own child.

Because I put my whole heart and soul into you.

More than biological mother.

You just cry, you'll pee less.

Come close to each other.

That's the way.

- Now, say it. - "When you have painful menstruation,

...just take Altalex medication. " - Fantastic.

"All the problems woman got, Altalex medications will eliminate. "

Great, and now break for the cameraman.

It was enough.

Can I get a bit of massage?

Wait!

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

No, don't think about yesterday, don't dream

No, don't think about tomorrow, don't hope

'cause today you are not alone

Learn that you must belong to someone

You love in a strange way,

you don't wanna be servant, you don't wanna be master, too

That's why you're not alone today

Learn that you must belong to someone

What are you doin', you idiot?! Maniac!

Stop, you faggot!

It is me.

- Ciga, give us... - A beer.

Two beers.

Listen, I remember his plate numbers. He's gonna piss his pants tonight.

- Cold as snake, like always. - Say, does this friend of yours, policeman,

...work tonight? - You mean, Mile? - Yes, him.

- Why, something's wrong? - Everything's alright, I just need

owner of the BMW Isetta, plate numbers 28-775.

No problems, you'll get even address in 10 minutes.

- Only if he's on duty. - Please, it's very important to me.

Everything for a friend.

- This is Branka. - Tomboy, everyone knows me that way. - Ciga.

Maniac.

I could strangle him right now.

To cut his balls off!

Easy, we have an address, he can't avoid revenge this night.

One needs to pour with gasoline on him.

To burn him completely. To take a crap on his doorstep.

Great idea, we did this as kids. We need to shite him all over.

You have an idea, eh?

I do, but revenge is not revenge if you don't do it yourself.

I bet, there is no such thing I wouldn't do to this bastard.

- What I have to do? - You'll see.

Little joke.

Kill the jerk.

Take one of these. They act in a few minutes.

Rifles just have to shoot on time, eh?

Let's go.

Don't watch me.

I can't.

Me neither.

Wait for me here.

I wanna do it.

Keep quiet.

Hold this. This is fly glue, it burns like hell. He'll went crazy as we light the match.

Fire!

Neighbours!

House is burning!

Neighbours, house is burning!

Black messenger, show us the real path.

Black one, show the real sign.

It's not the real sign.

It's not the real sign. It isn't.

Did you call daddy?

I was waiting for you.

Mom...

Sorry, mom. I apologize.

I didn't mean to.

I was jealous like a dog, I had to say something.

- Something bad. - You don't have reason to be jealous.

You foretold for me again, eh?

You know I don't believe in all those yours...

Black fishes and other foolishness.

I'm not jealous on you like on local witch.

I don't understand how you're jealous, then.

- You know that your father and me... - How you don't?!

I am jealous on woman in you. Just look at me.

That bignose jerk, my father, didn't left anything nicer or reproduce

but this nose of mine.

- All those hairs on my tits... - Don't be like that.

For 3 years, in whole that Faculty of technics,

a single guy didn't want to do me properly.

Those are friends of yours.

I don't give a fuck about friendship.

You are young, healthy, you have time.

When I was son, everyone was saying: "You're unhappy now in puberty,

but it's gonna be alright the day you grow up. "

I believed that everything will be alright when I grow up.

Although everyone in the streets were shouting: "Bignose! Bignose!"

Then, you grow up,

your tits grow up too and what?

I dig out some bigshot from the hole, and then I give myself to him.

Or, we're like buddies. Pills and all that.

Everything is crap, Ana.

Complete crap.

Men are crap, too.

- Everything is crap. - How do you like to say?

"Coca cola and smile!"

- Branka! - Ana...

- It's great when you talk bullshit. - I am trying.

You are genius, genius! Do you know that?!

- Admit, you witch! - You'll strangle me!

Admit that you like my oldman!

Wonderful man, that bignose.

Hoop, only for 500 dinars!

Wanna come in?

Hello.

What you're doin'?

I make money.

If you have some spare time, I come to...

No problem, you just say.

- It's a personal. - Do we need to go?

You two stay here, I go to caffe. Bring that if you like.

No, I don't need it.

Are we two friends or no?

Yes, but only friends and nothing more.

You know,

...I wanna tell you something. - Say.

I...

I decided to change myself.

To change my appearance.

No one knows.

I go to change myself.

I mean...

Shit.

I talk nonsense, right?

No, I've screwed with some bozo. God, it was lousy fucking.

Awful!

Now, my entire day is crappy and I have to say to somebody.

Then, you crossed my mind, so...

I came to tell you this.

OK, Ne�ko, I'm off.

Bye.

Hey, have we agreed on this thing tomorrow?

What?

Oh... yep.

What does she wants?

No idea. Really.

Is there anybody?

At once!

What can we do for you?

I'd like you to make me photo like this, on porcelain.

- On the Czech porcelain? - Yes.

Hard, but light.

Take a look on the other examples. We usually have those in brown shades.

Yes. But why their shape and colour are important?

You know, miss, the most important is that picture of the deceased wouldn't be small.

And clear. That his picture can be mapped on porcelain.

What deceased? I wanna take a picture.

- On the porcelain? - Yes.

On the porcelain with brown shades.

Out of the question. It's allowed for deceased, but not for living people.

Why's your business the thing I'm alive? Just a second, please.

What is it, nerd? Why do you jerk this machine off?

Is this sort of bike, maybe? - Want me rip those hairs you call moustache out, huh?

Watch out, your cotton wool fell out.

Die, jerkoff!

- I wanna photo like this. - No way.

The jinx can hit two of us. Do you know I'm sole left photograph

in the city, who makes photos on the porcelain?

And don't fool around with me, I am sensitive person.

I've come here 'cause I want my portrait on the porcelain.

- No way, you're not deceased. - I could become one.

- God forgive me, what does she says. - I know what I say.

Do you can or do you can't do this portrait on porcelain for me?!

- If I must, OK. - You don't have to, I just beg you.

Which size do you want?

- Biggest size. - Pleonasm! - What?

Doesn't matter. Sit there.

Vapor is a really good thing. Really good. Just take a deep breath.

Deep.

Really good thing.

You just take a deep breath...

You have scalded?!

Take this cold wrap... Good.

- I breathe much easier now. - It did it.

- I appreciate hand of a woman. - That's nothing, really.

Although I'm not wearing my uniform, I wish you to send me official report.

Branka... What, where, how, when?

You know, Branka is really obsessed with this excursion.

I think it's gonna be very important for her.

In what sense?

In sense of... Woman - man.

- You think it'd lead to proper... - Yes. - ... contact?

No, I meant tightening of her friendships,

spreading the Brotherhood and Unity.

Maybe she'll meet someone new in Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Young people should hang around, right.

Ms. Ana, I'd like you to help Branka.

The worried father is begging you to do it.

You don't need to beg me.

You know that Branka grew without mother.

No worries, mayor. I'll be as real mother.

Believe me, since Branka has been preparing for that trip...

something pressures me here.

You know, she's not so young to not know that...

She's grown up girl.

Believe me, it's so...

- Looks like someone is at the door. - It's just water in the pipes.

Believe me, today is so hard to find a man...

whom you can trust.

A real man.

- Good evening, girl! - Good evening, Brankica!

You are just putting shame on me, let me go.

Listen to me, son. I must go to doctor-specialist.

Because of sneezing and deviation of my nose.

OK, scram... No parent follow his son all the way to bus.

But I love you, son.

Bye, then!

Bye!

How come you? You change your mind?

- Is that your boyfriend? - Hell no,

just some oldie I wrapped around my finger.

Daddy came to send you off?

Eat shit, that's not my oldman. Wave to him.

Wave, you faggot.

Branka, write some letter!

- OK! - Call Ana, she'll tell you where I am.

Who's that guy of yours?

Some oldie, he's full of money. He gave me dough for excursion.

And already at the next station, fucker on the horse is awaiting me.

Everything's set; One guy pays, the other fuck...

What, you're stunned, eh?

Hey, pal...

Stop, I gotta pee.

Bye, faggots!

Am I hallucinating or she really has a fucker?

Come on already!

What is it?!

Bye, cunts! You know what, I was scared shitless

will you come or no, so I'm not disgust to kiss you.

- You're a pal, really. - I know.

- Ne�ko? - Yeah?

A guy who gave me lousy fucking the other day works here,

so he take me to mountains now.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- See ya, Ne�ko. - See ya.

- You're Branka Djuric? - Yes. And you are?

Lift your arm. Hurry.

Why did you hide under that sheet, it's not winter.

Wanna peach?

- Take a peach. - Why didn't you undress?

- A peach. - Thanks. Nurse!

Nurse Prija, why patient isn't ready for operation?

She's in her private nightie. What you did by now?

But I've told her to take her clothes off.

- But why she didn't? - I'll come now.

Girl, be kind and take off your clothes.

Why, I don't wanna do my stomach, just nose.

That's regulations!

Dr. Dragovic, nurse Prija doesn't execute her work obligations.

Really? Scram!

Nurse Prija! The bed is awating operation.

- Come on, hurry! - It's done! But I won't take my panties off.

OK, we'll do that later.

Give me your left arm, loose it a bit...

- It'll be alright. - Don't!

Go there!

Is it a matter of single nose? I can do it 5 or 6 if you want!

You wanna one like this?!

- Make me a nice nose! - OK, lie down.

- Want some music? - I do.

Nurse Prija...

Let us put the tube.

I'll suffer a heart attack.

Look this red one. Look!

The way she attack girls.

- I've told you! - Stop yelling with that trumpet!

You scared the pigeons, see?

- What you mean with that? - Don't wheeze like when you're excited.

- Look this son. - She is not really a son.

She did her trunk.

But those are longest legs in hospital's area, right?

Maybe she'll cut them short, too.

- She's walking a bit manly, right? - Can't you see it's one of those suspicious?

She wears her own dress.

- She's disgusted with hospital clothes. - Those I like.

Do you have a smoke?

- We do. - Can I get one?

- OK. - I left without it,

but my roomate's boyfriend will bring it tomorrow, so I'll give you back for sure.

- Take. - Thanks.

- I am Tom... Branka. - I am Dejan.

This is Tasa.

- I know him already. - Tasa.

- Watch my hair with that lighter. - Moustaches too.

- You go for a bending. Call if they need me. - Whenever is best, I have to go.

Want me to go, and you to stay and talk with girl?

- Don't, I will go. - Buy comics.

I will, "Spunk" as well.

I must explain it to you;

We're having certain rules here: When you're attracted by someone,

...you pull his leg. - Yeah...

Tribe members from Papua-New Guinea also, when they're attracted by some woman

mosh, kick, prick one another, bite...

You know, when I think better,

a single ordinary love statement makes me laughing that much

I wanna keep quiet for the rest of my life... and just take women by their hand.

Do you think we choose a bit silly conversation topic?

I mean, the only thing I could ask you is "What kind of operation you had"?

Fuck it...

First topic is better.

How about sex talk, for instance?

Gosh, I'm a nervous today. Cold sweat all over my body.

And head ache as well.

- How about keeping quiet about sex? - I can't keep quiet about it.

I will keep quiet, and you talk about sex.

- You are so boring... - I wouldn't say so.

I am persistent.

- Oh, my head aches me so bad... - Branka!

- Why are you yelling? - They asked you for a bending, hurry.

Tell 'em I'll come in a minute. Say I'm in a toilet.

- As you say, so you're taking a crap? - Yeah.

I've told him that too. And what kind of face he made.

Screw them! Like I have to go whenever they seek me, right?

Right, but doctor will bend you better than nurse.

Less pain.

- Deki, I have a minor request for you. - Say it.

You know, my roommate is really gossipy, and she'll reveal me,

but I'd like to do one thing with telephone.

I'm here for you.

Yes, but you'd have to keep quiet.

If you're ready for lifetime silence.

I will, I keep quiet whole my life anyway.

- Hurry, doctor is really pissed. - I'm coming at once.

So, Dejan...

- See you tonight, then. - OK.

Just keep it quiet, don't say to anyone.

- I will. - Bye!

- How that sneezing guy is looking? - He looks pissed off. Why?

It is him!

Dejan, please hold this man while I run over there. Please do it for me.

- So, you are into pigeons too, right? - No.

In fact, I see them only as a plant pest killers.

Louses and warms. Because they're able to destroy...

- Whole peach area. - There are some trees down there, want me to show you?

What did you tell doctor? Do you know how much he mistreated me?

I've told him only about toilet.

Really?

What this walkman doin' here? Do you know these headphones are mine?

And you getting it all literally, eh?

I'm getting it as they tell me.

And what if I'd tell you to jump into well, will you do it?

No!

- How about you eat some shit? - I'll give it that honor to you.

- Are you mad now, honey? - No.

I just don't want you insult me.

I am a bit nervous, honey.

Looks like you're in fight with whole world?

How come this now?

It's been 5 days already since operation,

and no one visited you.

I've told you, my parents are in...

London.

What about aunts, uncles, friends, boyfriend?

- I pushed them all far away from me. - Don't lie.

I know when someone's having a hard time.

- What do you know?! - Seems like you're messed up good.

- Deki! - Huh?

Did you bring cassetophone?

Watch this: I call, you play the music.

- Why all of this? - My dad is really conservative,

he doesn't know I'm here, he thinks I'm on excursion.

- That bignose is your dad? - Yeah.

I mean he's my stepfather, but if he told to my mother,

I'm over. Totally.

- Are you kiddig with me? - No!

Deki, watch out, I have an idea; We'll put some water into sink,

then you're gonna flop with hands, and it'd seem like we're at the sea.

- OK? - OK!

Guess what's most important - To cheat this tart,

so that she calls him on the telephone.

- Watch this! - What I have to do?

Keep quiet!

And cooperate.

It's benefit for whole galaxy. Oh, what about my voice?!

Hallo!

Nurse Prija speaking.

Primarius Be�ic, from 2nd clinic.

Do you have that patient Djuric Veljko?

On your service, doctor. Just a moment.

It starts, Deki. Watch for a nurse, if she shows up.

Take a peek.

Hallo, who's there?

Hallo, daddy!

- Where are you, daddy? - Branka, son, is that you?!

- I've found about your operation today. - Don't worry. I'm coming out in four days.

- What's with you? - Nothing, just an intervention because of allergy.

Daddy, listen me carefully: I have little time for a talk.

I've hardly managed to establish a connection.

I won't call you again. Be brief: How are you?

Quickly, splash the water.

- Daddy! - Hey, son.

It's great here, sea is fantastic,

music is perfect...

Daddy, company is great, alot of young people dancing. Me too.

- Fantastic. - I hear.

Must be a big waves.

Waves? Of course, it's night, waves must be big.

Kid, don't take bath when waves are big,

you'll get cold.

Who, me? And why are you sneezing?

- It's just an allergy. - I'm gonna kick your ass when I get home.

- And you reproach me, eh? - What are the peaches like?

Peaches? We ate all 5 kilos of them.

We ate all of them, and all my friends adore you.

Shame you didn't bring more.

This connection is getting some kind of lazy, dad.

Good evening, sir.

- We are all both healthy and sick. - We are not sick!

We are all healthy!

Peaches and apples... We ate them all.

We are healthy.

Great!

Dad, did you hear that? Deki is great, I like him so much.

- Don't overdo it. - Connection is getting bad, daddy.

Sea is great, music is great, I love you so much. Bye, daddy.

I won't call you again!

- You were great. - Yeah, only my hands got frozen in this cold water.

You were perfect. So nice, that you deserved a kiss.

But I'm only worried about your chin.

Shall I try to kiss you?

You just turn like this...

Wait...

- Deki, we didn't say with tongue. - I mean... I didn't mean to.

- It was spontaneous. - OK, don't be mad at me.

No, I'm not mad... Well, let's try again.

Some other trick.

Come on.

Tongue again, Deki.

Honey...

Honey, are you sleeping?

Let me sleep.

He massaged my ass, do you know that guy?

He's a sportsman from Red Star youth team,

the one who broke his jaw. Hell of a guy.

Looks like I snatched him.

Not sure if he snatched me or I him, but I think I did.

- You're making it up. - I swear.

Look, I'm all wrinkled, he touched me all over.

All over.

- Did he... - No, honey.

You have to see his eyes, and those lashes...

Teeth like pearls. I hardly wait to see his face when he takes his mask off.

And I thought at start he's one of those weirdos who comes here for a face operation.

But he's not, honey, he's a sportsman.

He just broke his jaw.

Anyway, man hasn't be beautiful, right? He could be ugly, just not to have little nose.

- Seems like serious thing? - Serious, honey.

Most serious you can get.

I'm worried, you know... When I take my mask off,

maybe I'm still disgusting? Maybe he'll not like me.

Maybe I should wear mask until he completely fells in love with me.

What do you think about it, honey? Honey...

Are you sleeping, honey?

Shit, honey. You are sleeping.

Fucking sparrow!

- Who made you this? - Mujo and Haso.

- What do you want? - Sorry...

- Whom I take to give this? - Put it here and go for taking off the bends.

And go out from the office, man!

Sorry.

Excuse me, where is wardrobe here?

That door here?

Which door?

No problem at all.

You don't need to explain me where are you and with whom you're screwing.

- I know you're with him. - Be a pal, don't be rat, OK?

Sure I will, I'll play innocent.

- OK, see ya. Bye! - Bye.

What can you do, Mr. Djuric... You must be brave.

I don't get it.

The other day we were talking by the phone,

I know for sure that it was from Dubrovnik. I heard waves and music. I'm not crazy.

Look this postcard once more, "To Djuric Branka.

We send greetings from blue Adriatic coast and we're sad she isn't with us. "

- It's confusing. - I don't know, I've asked people at her faculty too,

they said she didn't pay for excursion.

It must be some confusion!

Maybe she's kidnapped?

What is with you, woman? It doesn't happened in Yugoslavia yet.

And please, don't panic.

Look, I'll come with my car tonight in front of clinic, you be on the window,

I'll whistle... Listen and remember:

Repeat it.

I had to break my jaw to find you.

I did everything because of it, so...

Smile.

I don't wanna see a single tear.

- "Zuckerwasser. " - What?

Sugar water.

It's all I can give you.

Take your hands out of the pockets.

Your hand is cold.

- Did anyone call me? - Sit.

Now we're going to take your bend off...

to see what we made.

Later you can take a look in the mirror.

Not bad.

Nice.

I'm not so sure if I like it...

Don't be mad, I'm a bit nervous so I can't be cheerful, but...

I still don't have any stand about my new face.

In a seven days, everything will be great.

We'll put you a little plaster and gauze to hide it for a while.

Mr. Djuric, we've waiting on the street long enough, let's go home.

We'll wait until he come. Here he is. Ne�a!

- Did you hear it? - I did.

- Do we need to look for her? - Where?

You know where the youth are hanging.

- How'd I know, mayor. Parties, disco clubs, bars... - Right.

- Come on. - Let's go. - Stop.

You can't go like this, let's go to my place to dress you like a proper juvenile.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

- I have one wonderful hat. - What hat?

- From abroad, very nice. - Huh?

- Where did you get clothes? - I stole it from the wardrobe.

- What's the time? - It is 21:58.

What if he doesn't come...

- Maybe something hold him. - He said he'll come at 22:00.

That's not the point. No one wants the old hen.

- It's not everything lost. - Honey, don't predict.

Predicting or not, it'll be the way HE wants to.

What does it mean?

Maybe such handsome soccer player had some girl before you.

He won't come.

He lied everything, honey.

He sell sugar water to me.

- Did you saw this girl before. - No, Trumpet, never.

- Who is Trumpet? - Maybe he's in "Ta�".

- What shall we do? - Let's go to "Ta�", no one saw her here.

Let's go.

I was afraid you won't come.

Why do you lock up?

I won't left the door open, right?

Right.

Lover's den, eh?

No, but Ali Baba's cave.

I just need to raise my hands up like this, and 40 thieves are ready to rape you.

Stop joking, I always feel uncomfortable when I find myself in someone else's flat first time.

Why did you scared? Sit wherever you want, like here.

Do you want some music?

Just a second.

- Where is your john? - What?

Where is your toilet?

Scared, huh?

Straight forward.

Just don't take it long.

- Why there is no key here? - You don't wanna lock your ass up, don't you?

Don't come in, please.

I won't.

Wanna drink something, or eat?

I'd like a coffee.

Nescafe, turkish coffee?

- Mixed. - Is it possible?

I think we met somewhere before.

No idea.

Do you know anything about this girl?

Let me see.

- I think I saw her. - When?

Tonight.

I think it was tonight... Gosh, you have nice profile.

- Wait... - Moustaches too.

- Did she been here tonight? - You are so tough!

- Like a soldier. - I am soldier. I am mayor Djuric.

You know, being a soldier only men can do. That's man's job, right?

Remember where you saw her?

- If you could help me a bit. - What, do you wanna give you massage?

- Yes, yes... - Are you drowsy, you got a head ache maybe?

That's right.

I start to remember already.

You are so strong!

- Where did you take me, for fuck's sake? - Party, general.

Don't...

Don't touch me down there, please.

Just a little bit.

I believe you, Dejan, but don't.

Don't do it now, please!

No!

- Are you mad now? - No, I am pissed.

- I can't, you know. - What?!

- It. - "It", what?

I'm ashamed to tell you.

What kind of game you play, huh?

I am girl.

What does it mean "I am girl"? So, I am nuts, right?

When I say "girl", I mean a real girl.

Like before the war.

This is fantastic!

Now I am not Fucker No. 2 but Fucker No. 0, right?

Dejan, you didn't even tell me that you love me.

Dejan...

What are you doin'?

- Hello, is that flying DJ Zoran Modli? - "Hi, old pal. "

- Hi, Zoran. I am crazy. - "Wait!"

Either I am crazy, or this girl next to me is a real girl.

We're on the air? Live?

"Hi! Tell us what's bothering you?"

Look, this girl next to me is 22, and she claims she's a virgin.

Don't do this, you fool!

- "Incredible. " - There, you had chance to hear her voice.

Quarter of the century, and virgin. Would you believe?

"No, that's really commendable. The last oasis of innocence.

Will you introduce us to this exemplary?"

Even I feel you while the day arising, birds pelting down and bells ringing

Because of you I don't know is there any humans, and did things sink together with you?

Oh, I feel it

I call for heavens to tell me in vain, is it everything real and does it should be

I'm afraid that I'll never know by myself, that I live the life of another creature

Oh, I feel it

Bad dreams like a dogs

follow me, because

I realize that I am alone

I couldn't go on alone

Let the time begin to take you

Breasts, don't touch my breasts

My body belongs to another people

Even I feel you while the day arising, birds pelting down and bells ringing

Because of you I don't know is there any humans, and did things sink together with you?

Oh, I feel it

Bad dreams like a dogs

follow me, because

I realize that I am alone

I couldn't go on alone

Let the time begin to take you

Breasts, don't touch my breasts

My body belongs to another people

Alone I couldn't go on alone

Let the time begin to take you

Breasts, don't touch my breasts

My body belongs to another people

What, where do you staring at?

How it was like?

What?

- Tonight. - What is this?!

It was excellent.

- And, what he's like? - Marvelous.

Seven times without taking it out.

- Yeah? - I swear, and twice as well.

You're kidding me.

Guy is simply incredible when I look in some way.

Incredible, how?

Honey, cool down a bit. Damn, go to sleep.

I am tired, honey.

The wound is deep enough. I could put some powder on it.

Powder!

You need a double bending.

Doesn't matter he cut me, but I couldn't recognize him.

God, is it possible that something like this is happening in a civilized society?!

What I saw there, is a real apocalypse.

All of them needs to be forced to army.

It's her.

Yes, it's her.

- What should I do? - What, how?

You are crazy. Can't you see girl is missing?

I took a photo of her on the stairs.

Those are 'corpus delicti' photos.

- You're exaggarate, let's burn them... - Wait!

It says: "More and more frequent attacks of the maniacs with glittering lights. "

If they don't find her, they'll suspect that I killed her.

- I know you didn't. - I know too.

But when police discovers these photos, who will believe that I'm innocent?

- I will believe you! - Gosh, you are crazy. Really.

You forget that someone discovered us. Do you remember glue and the fire?

- I really am crazy. - What can I do?

Let's find her!

Exactly. I must find this girl, to put suspicion off me.

I'll tell the police that I'm on the trace of the girl.

What are you doin', eh?

Don't just look, pick it up!

- Ugh, it's groce. - Groce? Those are worms for catfishes.

Pick them up.

What is it on your nose?

Why do you need this bondage?

- I'm ashamed. - Why?

You are young, beautiful, smart.

There, I give you a worm so you could too hook some catfish in your lifetime.

- Ne�ko! - He loves you, don't worry.

Do you know Ne�ko?

I know him.

Let me drive you home.

- That's the spot. - Is it better?

Your circulation will be better.

What is it?! Shame on you. Petting again, huh?

Branka, what did you do with your face?

New face for everyone... and for you as well.

- And we're so worried about you... - Now we're talking... Old lovers.

I can't take this... I am choking!

- Sorry, I can't listen to this! - I didn't mean to, Ana, really.

It isn't right you fucked him in the meantime.

God, here I come!

Ana!

- Oh, you're for the corpse... - What corpse, comradess?

Over there.

Ne�ko!

Ne�a!

Who are you looking for, baby?

What's happening here?

Let's go, Ne�ko.

Let's go. Do you have some plan?

Yes.

With you.

Now I know what I want.

I will explain you everything.

Ana!

She'll get up. Ana!

Com. mayor, I'm here following your order.

- We're serving the people! - Of course.

Where is Branka?

Comrade, one young girl send me an order for this.

- What girl?! - Who is this?

Branka?! She's trying to kill herself!

Ana!

I saw her, they ran on a bike!

Come on, quickly!

Such photos on porcelain...

are being made only for tombs.

I'll try the old method.

Mr. Djuric...

Shame on you!

But I love you! From this point I love you.

Go!

Now what?

Like you never saw a naked man before?

Branka.

Ne�ko...

Don't look at me.

Here they are!

Come on, folks, don't play with it.

You can't get them with this...

Leave the kids alone, guys.

You can't get them with this, are you nuts?!

Let the kids love each other.

Colleague, need help?

Nothing hurt me, really.

Did I change a bit now?

So many things happened to me, I'm a bit nervous so I have to talk fast.

And it seems like nothing changed, just all is the same.

Only it burns me down here, but that's all.

Did I change now?

- What is it now, Ne�ko? - Nothing.

You are woman now.

Really?

Then, kiss me like all other girls.