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The Blue Angel

Freely based on the novel "Professor Unrat" by Heinrich Mann

Adapted for the sound film by Carl Zuckmayer and Karl Vollmöller in collaboration with the author

Screenplay: Robert Liebmann

Direction: Josef von Sternberg

Music: Fried rich Holländer

Photography: Günther Rittau & Hans Schneeberger

Sound: Fritz Thiery

Scenes: Otto Hunte & Emil Hasler

Montage Editor: Sam Winston

Herr Professor!

Breakfast!

All these books lying about. And cigar butts...

Everything stinks!

Well...

It had stopped singing long ago.

"Professor Garbage"

Stop it!

Erztum...

Erztum stop it! Quiet!

Watch out, the old man comes!

Sit down!

Angst...

Come here.

Remove this!

- Herr Professor... - Silence!

Go sit down!

Now, gentlemen...

Let's see...

What you have learned.

Yesterday we left off at...

Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1.

Erztum?

Well?

Well?

To be...

Eh?

To be or not to be...

To be or not to be...

That...

Is...

- Zhe... - Stop!

Wrong!

You can't even pronounce the English article.

Repeat after me...

The!

Zhe!

The!

Zhe!

The!

Zhe!

The!

Zzzhe!

The!

Zhe!

Open your mouth!

- The! - Zhe!

- The! - Zhe!

Sit down!

Take out your notebooks.

Now, write this down:

Julius Caesar...

What would have happened...

If...

Mark Antony...

Had not delivered his funeral eulogy?

"Annie of Tharaw"

"My true love of old"

"She is my life"

"My good and my gold."

"Annie of Tharaw"

"Her heart once again"

"To me surrendered"

"In joy and in pain."

"Annie of Tharaw"

"My riches, my good"

"You are my soul"

"My flesh and my blood"

"In all kinds of weather"

"If it sleets, if it snows"

"We'll stand by each other"

"However it blows."

"Oppression or illness"

"Or sorrow or pain"

"Shall be our true love"

"As links to the chain."

"Annie of Tharaw"

"My riches, my good"

"You are my soul"

"My flesh and my blood!"

"Just like a palm tree"

"Rises straight and tall"

"The more the hail beats"

"And the more the rains fall..."

Get up!

Sit down!

We shall see about this!

Inside!

Here, here!

Sit down!

So, you too.

My best student!

- Herr Professor! - Be quiet!

Aren't you ashamed at all?

- But Herr Professor, I... - Silence!

Look at me!

- Where did you get those postcards? - I don't know!

Don't lie to me. Where are they from?

Someone must have hidden them there.

Really?

Expect me to believe that?

They all hate me...

Because I don't go with them at night.

Don't go where?

- The others... - Out with the truth!

Every night they're at the Blue Angel.

There are women, there.

Where?

The Blue Angel.

The Blue Angel?

Go home!

You'll hear about this.

"I'm the poshy Lola"

"The pet of the 'Saison'"

"I have a pianola"

"At home in my 'Salon'"

- " I'm the poshy Lola" - Pork knuckle with sauerkraut!

"I'm loved by every man"

"However my pianola"

"I don't let anyone touch!"

One bratwurst!

One pilsner here!

- One more pilsner! - One pilsner! Yes sir, one pilsner!

"But if one wants to join me"

"Down there, from the Hall"

"I'll bash him in the ribs"

"And step on his pedal!"

"Once upon a time"

"A pair of lovers"

"They loved each other"

"A whole year"

"A whole year"

"And even more"

"Their love took no end"

Well, what's going on here? Have you gone silly?

"Children, tonight"

"I'm going to look for one!"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

One liverwurst platter!

"Children, tonight"

"I'll take him home with me!"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

"A real man, with a heart"

"That still glows of love"

"A real man, with real fire"

"Glowing in his eyes"

"In short, a real man"

"Who to kiss both will and can"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

"Spring is here, sparrows chirp"

"Flower blossom's scent"

"I'm in love with a man"

"And I don't know yet in which"

"I don't care if he's money"

"For it's love that makes me rich!"

"Children, tonight"

"I'm going to look for one!"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

"Children, the young ones"

"A pain are in the neck!"

"A real man, with a heart"

"That still glows of love"

"A real man, with real fire"

"Glowing in his eyes"

"In short, a real man"

"Who to kiss both will and can"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

"Men do come in slim and fat"

"Tall, and small, and hefty"

"Others may be nice and chic"

"Bashful or aggressive"

"How he looks means naught to me"

"Someone sure will fill the bill!"

Look here girl! Here sits one!

Over here! Here is something else!

Feast your eyes on me!

Here, Lola, I'm rolling in dough!

"Children, tonight"

"I'm going to look for one!"

- " A real man, just a regular man!" - Yes, the Flying Dutchman!

"Children, the young ones"

"A pain are in the neck!"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

"A real man, with a heart"

"That still glows of love"

- " A man whose eyes..." - Stop! Stop!

Don't move!

"In short, a real man"

"Who to kiss both will and can"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

All together!

"Children, tonight"

"I'm going to look for one!"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

"Children, tonight"

"I'll take him home with me"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

"A real man, with a heart"

"That still glows of love"

"A real man, with real fire"

"Glowing in his eyes"

"In short, a real man"

"Who to kiss both will and can"

"A real man, just a regular man!"

Well I never...

What are you doing in my bedroom?

I presume you are...

That is...

The artist...

Lola Lola.

Are you by any chance a cop?

You are mistaken, Fräulein.

I am...

Dr. Immanuel Rath...

Professor at the local college.

Then you should know to remove your hat in my dressing room.

But what does it mean that it makes money...

- I must think about my work, my dear. - Calm down, this is nonsense!

What do you want here, anyway?

I'm here on official business.

You're corrupting my pupils.

Really?

Think I'm running a kindergarten?

Well?

Now you say nothing at all.

Man, you're a regular roadblock!♪♪

Look what crawled in.

18 beers, and they want me to sing!

I cannot stay here. Think of your reputation!

If you're...

On your best behavior...

You may stay.

Watch out, Daddy!

I'm dropping my pants.

You! You!

I don't want any trouble!

So, how do you like me now?

Never a moment of peace!

Wherever did I put my hat?

I refuse to drink more!

You're here to move the booze!

Think I care about Art?

Drink or pack your bags!

- He's just after his cut! - Shut up!

Once and for all, quiet!

Some fiancé you hooked.

He's the schoolboys' Professor.

A Professor?

At the local college.

Dr. Immanuel Rath.

Then we make a team.

- We do? - Art...

And Science.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Kiepert...

Manager and magician.

Why wasn't I told immediately?

I'm delighted to welcome a local dignitary into our midst.

- I feel... - Yes, I know...

Like at home!

- No, I'm here... - I can see you're here.

And I'm delighted over it!

Why wasn't I told?

Am I the manager or not?

An old ox is what you are.

Go do your act!

Keep your shirt on.

What a dame!

Herr Professor, you have a impeccable taste.

How dare you!

No need to get upset, we're both men.

Leave it to me. She's...

I'm here about my pupils!

You're sheltering them! Yes!

- Me? But we only let in... - Filthy liar!

Liar?

Stop! Who's that? Come here, you rascal!

Stay right there!

Stop! Stop!

Stay where you are!

Where've you gone and left your hat now?

Please, take your seats.

He didn't say anything?

Nah...

He's afraid of us!

I love you!

Cut that English nonsense.

Now he's hurt.

He'll get over it.

You old fool, you ruined the number!

I say a goldfish and you've got a rabbit.

Ah, our student friends are back!

Nothing better to do?

All right, one last time.

They'll lose their license.

- He's coming! - Who?

Garbage!

No, no, no, gentlemen!

Not through the hall!

Into the cellar!

"She rubbed herself, full of lust"

"But just too hard"

"For now she has a breast"

"In front, behind, on top, below, right and left!"

"For now she has a breast"

- " In front, behind, on top..." - Evening, Herr Professor!

What a lovely surprise!

"A gentleman"

"A young man"

"Flirted with a sweet, young doll"

"He pulls his hat"

"And then he says"

"Miss, I couldn't care less!"

Come right in, Herr Professor!

We were waiting impatiently.

"I knew you would return."

"With me, they all come back"

"In front, behind, on top, below, right and left!"

I knew you'd be back!

They all come back for me.

My dear Fräulein...

I...

In my haste yesterday instead of my hat...

I took this...

Item of clothing.

So you didn't come to see me?

"German People"

"Do not sleep"

"Don't go soft"

- " And don't waver!" - Here, let me take your overcoat.

"Germans, do not sleep"

Have a seat!

"And if you all move together"

"In front, behind, on top, below, right and left!"

"And if you all move together, front and back, left and right"

Here, hold this.

Pretty eyes, huh?

Aren't they pretty?

Oh, yes, absolutely.

Very, very pretty.

Tonight...

You're not here in your official capacity.

I'm afraid that last night I may have...

Behaved somewhat unseemly.

Yes, you did.

Today you're much nicer.

Pardon!

Hey, Herr Professor...

Send me a postcard when you are ready.

You're a sight!

Hold still.

If your boys could see you now!

Let's get back to work.

Actually...

Actually you are...

A rather handsome man.

God, am I sorry!

Is it so bad?

It hurts, yes?

No.

- All better now? - Yes.

Sorry to intrude, Herr Professor.

Why aren't you drinking in here?

There's a sailor loaded with cash.

I don't care. Send out Guste.

Are you crazy?

Who'd buy her champagne? He wants you!

I won't.

- I'm an artist. - A what?

- An artist. - What do you make of that?

She has some crazy ideas about her job!

Good evening.

Here I am!

Thomas, Captain...

Of the three-masted ship Fritz Thomas.

Just sailed in from Calcutta.

Straight from my hold.

Leave me alone!

Take and get out of here.

I won't do any such thing.

You miserable villain!

Get out!

Is this your daddy?

How dare you molest the lady!

Are you subscribed to the lady?

- But Herr Professor! - Quiet!

- White slave trader! - What?

You heard me, out! Get out! Out!

But Herr Professor! What's got into you?

Miserable pimp!

Who do you think you are, kicking him out?

The man ordered champagne!

I'll pay all!

Leave the premises.

Get out!

He called me a white slave trader!

Slave trader!

Please, Captain, don't make such a racket.

You'll rouse the cops!

Yes sir!

The cops!

I'll get the cops, you old crook!

You crook!

I'll get the cops!

He tried to murder me!

Bravo! Bravo!

Someone defending me?

Hasn't happened in ages.

I have only done...

My duty.

No need to get all worked up, Professor.

Let's have ourselves a drink.

Cheers!

May I propose...

A toast to you...

My dear lady.

Forgive me, Herr Professor, but...

The police are here.

The police?

- The police? - They mustn't find you.

I've nothing to fear.

Not you, maybe, but we do!

You'd better lay low, Herr Professor.

I've nothing to fear...

From the authorities.

We could rent rooms down there.

He lunged at me like a madman.

Yes, he's drunk!

Just hold on...

This man claims he was assaulted here.

He tried to murder me! To murder me!

Who did?

Well, who then?

Where'd the hoodlum disappear?

Him, Officer! He attacked me on stage.

Just keep out of this.

Where'd you hide him, you crook?

How should I know, you old boozer?

I wasn't even there.

Come on, out you come!

Little rascals, I finally caught you! The game is up!

I caught you! Get going!

It's all over now!

Come on!

You too!

All of you!

You hooligans!

Hooligans!

There he is!

He tried to murder me, Officer!

He's the one!

- Sorry, Herr Professor. - He called me a slave trader!

Quiet!

Sorry, sir. This man wants me to press charges.

Go ahead, press charges. I'll press charges against him!

- What do you mean? Arrest the lout! - Pipe down!

- No one's going to silence me! - We'll see.

Off to the station with you.

He tried to murder me!

He called me a slave trader!

I presume you're aware...

That this incident will have consequences.

Take that cigarette out of your mouth.

I said take that cigarette out of your mouth.

The truth!

What do you come here for?

The same as you, Herr Professor.

Get out! Out!

You'll regret this!

Well done, Prof.

Here, down the trap she goes.

- Garbage! - Garbage!

Garbage!

You miserable rascals!

You haven't heard the last of this!

You haven't heard...

You haven't heard... You haven't...

Goodness, what's wrong, Herr Professor?

I'll be all right.

I'll be...

I feel better already.

Those lousy bums!

Some profession you chose.

It's not good to get so worked up.

Damn that bell!

What's going on here?

You going to order? The place is half empty!

Stop complaining!

Who brought the skipper in?

Get going, wiggle your fannies.

Come out with us, Herr Professor!

A little music will put you right.

You landed a few good punches...

But I'm not the kind...

Who bears a grudge.

Herr Professor...

I'm going to give you...

A little shot...

From my personal medicine cabinet.

Down the hatch!

Do you really think this will help?

Sure, it'll set you back on your feet.

Yes?

Good?

Yes!

Now you can show your face.

- Why? - Come with me.

- Where? - The reserved seats.

- What for? - To hear Lola sing.

- Lola? - Yes!

Yes... Lola!

"An enigmatic glimmer"

"A je-ne-sais-pas-quoi"

"Flashes in the eyes"

"Of a beautiful woman"

"But when my eyes look deeply"

"At the man vis-à-vis"

"And gaze intently at him"

"What do they mean?"

"I am, from head to foot"

"Made up of love"

"Because that is my world"

"And no other!"

"That is..."

"What should I do?"

"...my nature"

Quiet!

Shush!

Ladies and gentlemen...

It is my pleasure...

To introduce our guest of honor for the night.

Dr. Immanuel Rath!

Professor...

At the local college.

Who gives a damn?

Cheers, Professor!

"I am, from head to foot"

"Made up of love"

"Because that is my world"

"And no other!"

"That is..."

"What should I do?"

"...my nature"

"I just can't hold but love"

"Or else nothing!"

"Men swarm all about me"

"Like moths around a flame"

"And if they burn"

"Well, you can't blame me for it"

"I am, from head to foot"

"Made up of love"

"I just can't hold but love"

"Or else nothing!"

"I am, from head to foot"

"Made up of love"

"Because that is my world"

"And no other!"

"That is..."

"What should I do?"

"...my nature"

"I just can't hold but love"

"Or else nothing!"

"Men swarm all about me"

"Like moths around a flame"

"And if they burn"

"Well, you can't blame me for it"

"I am, from head to foot"

"Made up of love"

"I just can't hold but love"

"Or else nothing!"

"Do Right And Fear No Man"

Herr Professor!

The breakfast!

Morning, Immanuel!

Good morning.

Breakfast, Herr Professor.

Come now, darling, the coffee's getting cold.

There, sit down.

Do you always snore so loud, sweetie?

I'm afraid I may have overindulged last night.

A few bottles of champagne.

You held it just fine.

One?

Two?

Three.

You really are a sweet one!

Good?

Delicious.

Extraordinary!

You see? You could have this every day.

There's no reason why not.

After all, I'm not married.

I must get to the school!

I must hurry...

And get to the school!

Come here!

Stand still!

So!

To make you think of me!

What's this, no Adieu?

Give me a kiss.

Do you love me too?

Yes, yes!

Yes, yes! Good-bye!

You, watch out for the traffic.

Morning, Herr Professor!

Morning.

Sit down!

Herr Professor, it stinks of garbage here!

Garbage!

Garbage!

Silence!

I'll have you all locked up!

Miserable brats!

Leave the classroom.

Go to the school yard.

I'll deal with you later.

There's a lot I can understand.

But to risk one's entire future for that kind of woman?

I beg your pardon, Herr Director.

You are speaking of my future wife!

You can't be serious.

I am completely serious!

I will not hear another word!

I'm very sorry, my dear colleague...

But I'll have to report the matter.

Get your stuff packed.

The train won't wait for you!

Come in!

Hello, Professor!

Make yourself useful!

- Why'd I marry you? - I wonder about that too.

Put the flowers in here. And don't crush them.

Why are you standing there?

You know the way!

How nice of you to come say good-bye.

My dear Miss Lola, I...

And such lovely flowers!

Thanks!

Don't make such a long face.

I'll be back next year.

My dear Miss Lola, I brought you something else as well.

Would you accept this gift from me?

And at the same time may I ask for your hand?

You want to marry me?

Yes.

God, you're so cute!

I hope, my child...

You are fully aware of the gravity of this moment.

Long may they live!

Long may they live!

Three time up!

Long may they live!

Long may they live!

Three time up!

Long may they live!

Long may they live!

Three time up!

- To your health, Lola! - To this happy day!

Ladies...

My very honorable gentlemen!

- It gives me great pleasure to... - Enough...

Enough of your blather!

Here we go again.

My wedding ceremony was like this, so lovely.

If I had known you then...

Perhaps I'd be the wife of a professor now...

Instead of this conjurer.

That's right, I am a conjurer!

We're in for more of his stupid stunts!

Sit down now!

Would you deny the professor a display of my art?

With your permission...

I'll pull a few eggs from under your nose.

As you can see... I have nothing...

In my hand!

Here, take it, please!

There's something to be proud of.

Watch this, Herr Professor.

Good... Yes? Please!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Honey, hand me my small case.

Ah!

You are a clumsy one.

Why did you bring the postcards?

What a dumb question.

We sell them every night!

As long as I've a penny to my name, they will not be sold!

Well, you never know!

We'd better keep them.

"Beware of blonde women"

"They have a certain something"

"You may not see it all at once"

"But whatever it is, it's there"

"A little glance exchange"

"Can you indulge in"

"But always keep in mind:"

"Beware of the predator!"

"Beware of blonde women"

"They have a certain something!"

How's business?

Two postcards.

This uneducated pack!

Uneducated pack?

You're a fine one to talk!

You need a shave, just look at you!

Who'd buy a postcard from you?

Go ahead and stare.

You're not at the college now.

He's right, you know.

You really should shave.

And anyway, what's the idea of calling them...

An "uneducated Pack"?

We make a living off them.

Yes!

We make a living off them...

We live.

If you don't like it, go.

Yes, I'll go.

I'll go. I'll go.

I can't stand it anymore!

I'd rather die like a dog than lead this life another day.

Well then...

Hand me my stockings.

Quick, the curling iron.

It's way too hot!

Well, Professor, how are we today?

Care for a cigar?

Havana with a Sumatra wrapper?

Our manager appears to be in high spirits.

I have every reason to be!

You should be pleased too.

You're going to be my top attraction!

Don't rib the old guy.

- He hasn't hurt you. - You stay out of this.

Your husband's a big star.

Here...

A contract, confirmed by cable.

And where?

At the Blue Angel.

- The Blue Angel? - Yes!

We're returning to your hometown.

We'll hang large posters:

Professor Immanuel Rath!

Never!

I'll never go back to that city!

You'll change your mind.

I will not change my mind.

Isn't that just like you?

For five years you've lived off this woman.

And now...

When you finally can earn a few cents...

Herr Professor says: No, I won't go!

- Leave him alone! - No!

- He will go. - I won't!

We're leaving early tomorrow. That's final.

No, I won't go!

Never!

You can ask anything of me...

But not that!

- Don't get all worked up! - No!

I won't do it.

- Never! - No one'll force you.

Never!

"Personal Appearance by Professor Immanuel Rath"

Goodbye!

Good day, Herr Director!

Hello, Herr Director!

You finally made it!

I never thought I'd ever crawl back into this hole.

My place a hole?

She has not changed in the last five years, my wife!

You've not become much thinner, Herr Director!

You haven't lost any weight, Herr Director!

You're no slimmer either!

Good day, Herr Director!

- Why should I...

- Business is good! - Glad to hear it.

And you?

Better now, but the last few days...

Terrible!

Goodbye, Herr General director!

Goodbye, Maestro.

But hopefully not for the next ten years!

This dump is good for catching fish, not for my class act.

Au revoir...

Mon pet it...

Cochon!

Who's that phenomenon?

One week more, and the guy would have bankrupted me.

- Day, Lola! - Day!

So many handsome guys here in one spot?

Mealtime!

Don't pile the bags in a heap.

How should one unpack?

It's unbelievable!

They just dumped them.

- Take out the costumes. - Everything on the earth!

- Nice. - Hanging, hanging!

Don't miss your train!

Man...

What do you know about love?

Do not move!

Girls, girls!

Once on stage and not a...

This costs me money, ladies, it costs me money!

Had I hired a piping oil sardine...

Hanni! Here!

Permettez-vous, madame!

Allow me to introduce myself.

Mazeppa.

Hans Adalbert Mazeppa, Strength Act!

- And? - And, I'm staying on!

For you!

That's the kind of guy I am, a man of action!

Don't be so hasty!

You have time, right?

I can't wait two hours!

Please, go home quietly. It's sold out.

The Professor!

The Professor!

"Beware of blonde women"

"They have a certain something"

"You may not see it all at once"

"But whatever it is, it's there"

"A little glance exchange can you indulge in"

"But always keep in mind:"

"Beware of the predator!"

"Beware of blonde women"

"They have a certain something!"

Bravo! Bravo!

Tonight is crucial...

For your whole career.

If all goes well...

You'll be a made man.

Scala, in Berlin...

Alhambra, in London... The brush!

Hippodrome, in New York...

Stop it!

It'll go to his head.

- This is the Blue Angel! - You can be a killjoy!

- What can you be, then? - Stop squawking!

- Where's his nose? - Nose?

The nose! You had it!

I had it? You had it, you mean!

I had it, did I?

Don't mind him, Professor.

I know exactly how you feel.

I was just as excited twenty years ago with my first success.

Couldn't you shut up for couple of minutes, yes?

Chairs! Chairs!

Even the mayor is here!

The mayor? This I have to see!

Don't be nervous, Herr Professor!

The house is sold out!

Everybody's here!

You'll see, your colleagues, your students!

Everyone! What a crowd!

Don't get nervous, Herr Professor!

He is quite right!

Just stay calm!

Don't let it get to you!

Take example from me!

The moment of truth!

Whenever I spy a beautiful dame, I move right in!

That's my trademark!

What's the matter?

Why the long face?

Every time I have some fun, you sit there moping.

What's going on here?

Stormy weather?

Happens in the best families!

Allow me to introduce myself. Name's Mazeppa,

Hans Adalbert Mazeppa...

Strength Act.

What are you waiting for?

Go do your slapstick show!

What's up with the old guy?

Well, Herr colleague...

A little strong one, what?

Can never do any harm!

The young one is not quite right.

Goodness, what are you doing?

What is it?

What's the matter?

Lola, come down here!

I won't go on!

What's up with you? Have you gone crazy?

You can't back out on me a minute before showtime!

What's got into you?

You don't want to go on?

You will go on!

Put on the wig.

What do I hear? He won't go on?

Are you crazy?

Nobody does that to me!

- Get on stage! - Move it, man!

Ladies and gentlemen...

I apologize for the slight delay.

A small technical problem.

Someone have a bellyache?

The next number will more than make up for it...

A Conjuring Act...

Of truly international class.

As a special part of our performance...

It is my pleasure to introduce to you...

As a very special attraction...

A man you all know...

For his long and remarkable pedagogical achievements...

Pedagogical achievements at the local college.

Out with the professor!

Send in the Professor!

I can see, ladies and gentlemen, I need say no more.

I won't test your patience any longer.

Please welcome our beloved...

Professor Immanuel Rath!

Watch it!

Or you'll completely ruin my act!

Go! Go!

Ladies and gentlemen...

May I introduce...

August...

My apprentice sorcerer.

Herr Conductor?

Ladies and gentlemen...

As you can see, I work without props...

Just my two hands and my ten fingers.

What you see here, ladies and gentlemen...

Is an ordinary top hat...

An original British top hat.

There's no double bottom...

No secret opening, no trap door.

This top hat, ladies and gentlemen...

I shall now place...

On the head of my August...

And will make so bold as to produce...

A live dove...

Before your very eyes!

Ladies and gentlemen...

I know you're all thinking...

The magician has already set the dove in the hat.

But no... You are quite mistaken.

Please!

Empty!

Empty!

All empty!

Here you go.

If I may, here's more proof.

A dagger!

Here we go!

One...

Two...

Three...

Four!

Ladies and gentlemen, please, don't be alarmed...

By the sight of this revolver in my right hand!

And now my August is no bird-brained anymore!

This is an outrage!

Call the police!

Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo!

Herr Director...

I've run out of eggs!

Could you conjure up a few eggs for me?

Of course, Herr Director, with great pleasure.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I'll permit myself to produce some eggs...

From the nose of my August...

To conjure up...

Pull yourself together, August!

I mean, you were a Professor!

Ladies and gentlemen, I know you're convinced...

My August already has the eggs under his top hat.

Far from it!

One more dove!

The eggs!

Lay eggs! Lay eggs!

Where are the eggs?

Right away, ladies and gentlemen, right away...

I'm at your service!

One...

Two...

Three...

An egg!

Where's your cock-a-doodle-doo, man?

A genuine...

Hen's egg.

See...

Lay more eggs!

Lay more eggs! Lay more eggs!

- Quiet here! - Lay more eggs!

Lay more eggs!

If you don't crow, I'll kill you!

Once again!

One!

Two!

Three!

An egg...

An authentic, genuine hen's egg! See?

Go on!

Crow!

Crow a cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Man, if you don't crow this time, I'll kill you!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Go on, do your cock-a-doodle-doo!

What is it? I haven't done anything yet!

What do you want from me?

Let go!

Let go!

Let me go!

No!

Help it out a little bit here!

Come in!

Come on! Help me!

Get out!

Come here!

You asked for it!

I don't get it, an educated man like you...

All because of some dame!

Get some rest!

I'll have everything...

Back to normal!

"I am, from head to foot"

"Made up of love"

"Because that is my world"

"And no other!"

"That is..."

"What should I do?"

"...my nature"

"I just can't hold but love"

"Or else nothing!"

"Men swarm all about me"

"Like moths around a flame"

"And if they burn"

"Well, you can't blame me for it"

"I am, from head to foot"

"Made up of love"

"I just can't hold but love"

"Or else nothing!"

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo!