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The big mystery folks on the local sports scene continues to be those amazing Amorosans and their

phenomenal winning streak.

No one can understand how this normally sluggish squad

has turned itself into such a power-punching pack.

After season upon season in the conference cellar, the Amorosa 11 has run up a streak

of nine victories and it's a mystery folks.

Student spirit at Amorosa is at an all -time high with

the student body delirious with championship fever.

And who can explain it?

Oh, I don't know.

Hi there gorgeous!

Shut up and just give me a burger.

That's not all I'd like to give you.

Garbage mouse.

Hi.

What do you want?

You got something in your eye?

Hi.

Come on.

What do you want?

I got work to do.

Oh, two burgers.

Everything.

Two shakes.

We like it!

We like it!

Do it again!

Do it again!

We like it!

How you doing?

Hiya!

How are you doing?

Who wants my sherry?

Too late.

Yeah, by about three years.

John!

Hiya, ladies.

Good news is here.

Just bring it on home to Big John, lay it down, and I'll pick it up.

John, can you get me at a third period study hall Tuesday?

All right.

Get to old lady Wilcox on that.

All right.

Who's next?

Who needs what?

Me.

Me.

I need 3,000 birth control pills.

Pink ones.

What are you doing?

Opening a clinic?

No.

There's a girl in my homeroom that does my math if I give her pills.

And then there's another one in my history class that does that.

Okay.

Thank you, John.

Anything else?

One more thing.

Yes, Captain?

I'd like to get all the cheerleaders out of last period.

Every day.

Every day?

We have to get together for a little warm -up.

That's a big order.

It's only six girls.

We could go talk about it.

We could discuss the...

ins and outs.

Oh, thanks a lot, Jeannie.

No bull.

I'd never have gotten a chance to eat if it weren't for you.

Do you want another sandwich, Norman?

No.

Call me Norm, okay?

Sorry, I forgot.

Norm, what would you think of my trying out to be a cheerleader?

A cheerleader?

Isn't it a little late in the season to become one?

They're having tryouts.

They are?

Yeah, Peggy Jo Kowalski had to leave school very suddenly.

Yeah, it'd be neat to say my girl's a cheerleader.

It would be good for me in the business world.

Norman, a car wash is not the business world.

Well, I propably never make it anyway

there will be so many girls trying out and everything

Why don't you ask what's her name?

that girl will show you how.

Bonnie!

Gee, maybe she'd help me.

Hey, who's that little hassle?

Oh, that's my creepy brother.

Don't mind him.

Gee, Bonnie, do you think I have a chance?

Not while you look like a hag from a rag bag.

Hey, Jamie, how about these?

Yeah.

Oh, I can't wear these.

They're from when I was 12.

Just put them on.

I'm gonna go get some cokes.

Yeah, later.

I'm gonna check something out.

I see you've got a hard problem.

What?

I might have an answer for that.

Hey, Mr. Davis.

You've got really cute balls.

Hi there, uh, Debbie.

Like a quick lesson from an old pro?

You see, it's all in the motion.

Gee, this is fun.

You have real potential there, young lady.

Yes, sirree, real potential.

New caddy?

Oh, hello, dear.

Hi, Mrs. Davis.

Is that for me?

Sure.

Trying for a birdie?

Debbie is interested in golf.

Well, stay out of the rough.

Let's try for a birdie.

Or a hole-in-one.

Come, come, come, come.

Come on, boys.

Um, what do you plan to be when you grow up?

Look! Look!

I got it!

Now, see here, young lady.

Where do you think you're going?

I'm trying out for cheerleaders.

You're not dressed like that, you're not.

Well, what's wrong with it?

What's wrong with it?

What's wrong with it?

Well, I'll tell you what's wrong with it!

It's...

You're soaked with coke.

You're not leaving this house undressed like that.

Oh, the old man's got a thing about tits.

Yeah, it runs in the family.

I'll never make cheerleaders.

Don't worry.

You can take off that stupid harness as soon as we get out of here.

But I'll never be as good as you.

Cheerleaders get all the boys and everything.

Aw, come on. You have a boyfriend.

You know, that guy from the car wash?

Norman.

He's my boyfriend.

But I hate him.

Well, as long as you're making it with somebody.

I'm not making it with him.

I'm not making it with anyone.

I never made it with anyone.

I'm a... you know.

You are?

For real?

Yes.

And I always have been.

Wow.

I didn't think there were any left in California.

Well, there's me.

Norm thinks I'm a piece of toast.

Buttered.

Poor baby.

I had no idea.

I'll never make cheerleaders.

And I'll have to put up with that stupid idiot, Norman.

And you're my only friends.

And you're better at everything than me.

And if I don't make cheerleaders, I'll be up for the rest of my life.

Come on.

Spirit.

Come on, you're off-balance.

you, team, so fight.

We're with you, team, so fight.

We're with you, team, we're with you, team, so fight, fight, fight!

Okay, girls!

As captain, I would like to tell you that your first obligation, as cheerleaders,

is to the team.

We all have a noble obligation to help spur our boys to victory.

Hey, girls, this is where this came from.

If you can't stay in the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

All right, Mary.

What we need is another one like Peggy Jo.

Yeah, she was so good, she wound up in the maternity ward.

Well, all I ask is for one that lasts a season.

Vic!

Then what you need is a... A cheerleader with a chastity belt.

Okay.

Victory, victory, that's our card with the V-I-C-T-O-R.

You know that other one?

Jeannie Davis.

You know what she told me?

Really?

I didn't know there were any in Amorosa.

Maybe that's just what we need.

At least she'd last a season.

Next!

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y

Victory, victory for Amorosa High.

Never?

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y.

With anyone?

Yeah, I wouldn't bet on it.

I would.

Victory, victory, for Amorosa High.

And I wager you should stay that way for the season.

Name your stakes.

Novi.

With Novi?

Okay.

Norm.

With Norm?

Don't worry, I'll keep her intact.

Girls, huddle.

The winner of new cheerleaders is Jeannie Davis.

Jeannie!

Good to be initiated.

I do? -Yeah!

That's the best part.

What do I have to do?

Just take a shower.

Oh, I could use one.

In the boys' shower room.

Don't worry.

They won't be through practicing for another hour.

Oh, you cheerleader, you cheerleader.

Hey, who are you?

I'm a cheerleader.

What are you doing here?

I'm being initiated.

All right.

fellas, don't fight over the soap.

I got it on special.

Jeannie!

Who wants a Frenchie?

Passing it around again, huh?

Floppy seconds, I'm Bonnie Frenchie.

John, I can't stand smoking grass in the ladies' room.

It's so unsanitary.

I'll get you into fourth period chem lab, but Patty, baby, you

have to uncork some sulfur before you leave to hide the smell.

You understand?

Yep.

Oh, Patty, if only these were brains.

Boy, would you look at those milkshakes.

Sure would like to pour some syrup on that.

Hey, handsome.

What do you got for me on the house?

I'd rather get you under the house.

Fresh.

I happen to know you're on somebody's all -time worm list.

Yeah?

Well, I know a 10 best list you could be on.

Which 10 best list?

The one in the back room.

I don't believe you.

10 best what?

Come on back and find out.

Hey, Norm, cover for me.

I don't see any listing here.

Yeah?

Well, you can be number one.

The question on everybody's mind today is, can Coach Pat Gannon, the former All-American,

keep his amazing winning streak?

You can talk about technique.

You can talk about knowledge of fundamentals.

But the real question is, can Pat Gannon get it up?

And can his team get it up?

Because in the end, that's what separates the

men from the boys in this great game of football.

Thirty seconds left to go in the game, and we're down five points.

Now, if I look good, I got a real shot at all-conference.

And if the team wins, we go to the pole.

Now, I take the handoff.

Start to move towards my right.

My guard takes out his guard.

Now, my halfback moves down, takes out his tackle.

I swing around the right end.

I'm at the 15.

I'm at the 10.

There's one man between me and the goal.

Down to the five.

He's at...

this great game will be played over and over again in the hearts and memories of the

fans here today.

And we're back on the field.

The club's running.

Gannon's up over the center for the snap.

Well has your sex life improved any since you made the team?

Well, Norman's pretty excited about it.

But you're still a you-know.

Yep.

I never was.

We know all about it.

How'd you stop being one?

When I was 13, I rode my bike into the gas station to get air in my tires.

Guy said he had a special hose for that.

He did.

Exercises.

We've got to trim up these little bodies.

All right, everybody up for arm twist.

Come on.

Let's go.

Right.

Two, three, four.

Left.

Dismissed.

I'll see you all tomorrow.

And don't go putting too many gooey sundaes in those pretty little tummies of yours.

Sure.

We could just rub them on our little tummies and let Isabel lick them off.

Patty, I'd like you to stay after practice today.

Sure, Ms. Field.

Now arch that back.

It's such a delicious arch.

Now your pelvis should be just so.

Ms. Fields, what are you trying to do?

Oh, me? Why, nothing, Patty.

I just...

I realize you're in a delicate position with

all the young girls you come into contact with.

Patty.

Patty, I just...

Naturally, I have complete faith in you as my

coach as to not take advantage of my trust in you.

Don't you think you could have found a place a little bit more private?

There's malaria in the area.

I think it's an anti-social disease.

Ew, that Mr. Novy has a face like a mop.

I hear he steals underwear from the girls' locker room and sells it over in the boys'

locker room.

I bet he's got a peephole in here to get his pee-pees on us.

I thought I was doing a strip for Novy.

I turned myself in.

You mean, turn yourself on.

I don't think Mr. Novy would have the nerve to have a peephole.

You know, if he did have a peephole, he could get into a lot of trouble.

Besides, if he's that hard up, maybe we could help him out.

That is, if he just had the balls to ask.

No Jeanie, no-one's playing with you You just have some cathing up to do.

Am I ever gonna be a real cheerleader?

I'm such a hopeless case.

I don't even know what to do with the balls.

No problem.

What you need is a little free home demonstration

Keep a mule on the stool boy, Pies to the rise in your Levi's.

Boy, Jeannie, I'm going to lose my job because of you.

Norm.

Norm, you've got pies in your Levi's.

Keep a mule on the stool.

What are you talking about?

Norm, you're so cute.

You know why my thigh's got a stye in your eye.

Can't we be alone?

We are alone.

I mean, alone.

I don't know what's been getting into you.

Nothing.

That's the trouble.

Nothing's been getting into me.

I'm really surprised at you.

I'm afraid that being a cheerleader is making you lose all sense of duty.

Do you have any idea how humiliating that scene in the locker room was for me?

For you?

Well, I... Darn right for me.

Everybody knows you're my girl.

Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe everybody's going to get some different ideas about that.

Yes, it's D-Day for mighty Amorosa High's 11 on their long march to the conference

title, when the Bears of Amorosa meet their historical rival,

unbeaten Central High, for the conference championship.

Think that'll hold you for a while?

I'll move it.

Don't worry about me.

Yeah, we'll handle this wise guy.

You know what the line is on the game this Saturday?

Of course.

Seven points as we blast them like the National Guard at a Sunday school picnic.

Yeah?

Well, that ain't the way the men at the top sees it.

What do you mean?

The old fixeroo.

Amorosa loses?

And we're in the big bucks.

Yeah, well, how's it supposed to work?

That's your department, Mr. Inside.

But if you want to stay cool, Amorosa better lose.

No, Vee.

Well, man, don't pout.

Little John's gonna work it out.

Hey, kid, one more thing.

Sock it to me, big man.

I turn you on, you turn me on, right?

When are you gonna start delivering the goods you've been promising me?

Sure, Daddy.

Don't get your liver in a quiver.

Just go home and sit tight.

This could be your night.

I don't think we've ever had one on the cheerleaders before.

But I don't want to stay one.

I think we should put an ad in the underground sex groupers.

But what if somebody called and my father answered?

Let's see.

Sixteen-year-old virgin.

Desperate.

Will be in front of Mike's carousel Saturday morning at 10 o'clock.

You know what we need?

What we need is a heart cell.

Come get a cheerleader snatch.

It's never a key in the latch.

There's John.

Hi, John.

Hey, Normie, baby.

Still right down to it, huh?

At least I work for what I get.

Hi, John.

We'd love to see you.

Jeannie has this problem.

Stay loose, ladies.

Big John's on the scene like Dr. Spock with a cock.

No problem too big for someone I dig.

Well...

There's Jeannie.

She sat on a hot fudge sundae and didn't get up quick enough.

Lot of goo, but the cherry's still stuck.

It'll be my pleasure.

You ask the man who can.

Hello, beautiful.

Hi.

Say, what do you do with your afternoons?

Well, I don't know.

And at night?

Well, there's usually homework.

But tonight it's done.

Well, then why don't we uncoil a bit?

Oh, easy, baby.

We're just getting started.

Before the hips comes the lips.

Easy.

And slow.

And watch it grow.

Hey, Norm.

Isn't that your girl over there?

I don't have a girl.

That's the way it looks.

Magic.

Wow.

Just like in The Wizard of Oz.

Oh, John.

Oh...

I can feel your hands all over me.

We're just getting started.

Gosh, I never thought it would be like this.

You and me together.

Your hand on my breast.

Your other hand on my tummy.

Your other hand on my leg.

It's just my technique, baby.

It's so much more than I expected.

Yeah, me too.

Baby, you really turned me on.

You know what you have to do?

What?

Suck my toes.

Toes?

Yeah, I love it.

Okay.

Take her in the bedroom.

Be quiet.

It's my house and I want her in the bedroom.

Ray.

Dress her up.

I want her dressed up.

I said I'm getting it up.

Yeah, great.

Best toe job I ever had.

How's this?

No.

This is the one I want.

Easy, kid.

Don't break the water bed.

When is it my turn?

I said you'd make me burn.

When is it my turn?

Get out of here.

Wait in the hall.

Stay right there.

Just like that.

I've got a surprise for you.

I'll be right back.

Okay, she's all steamed up.

Now hurry up and she's yours.

Attention!

Charge!

John.

Where are you?

I want you.

I'm missing you.

Now come right back in, baby.

You're really going to have a great time.

Where the hell is she?

Come here, you old grizzly.

Come on, Noby.

Where are you?

No.

Hey, Noby.

She's ready to rape the first man she sees.

Now hurry up and get in there.

Oh, John, you're so full of surprises.

Imagine, I'm fierce.

Hey, hey.

I mean, it was all very beautiful and everything.

And John was very romantic.

Except there was this bear.

A bear?

You should have been bare.

So you're in the same condition.

Maybe Claudia can help.

Keep your head down and concentrate on those wrists.

Hey, Claudia, come here.

It's important.

Um, she said it's important.

I have to go.

So you've got to help her.

You're the captain and you've got to help.

It'll work itself out.

It just takes time.

Is that ever lousy advice.

Yeah, some captain.

Bam!

Yuck!

Come on, say something.

You say something.

Who's waving at you first?

Go on, say something.

They're wonderful.

They are?

Go on, say something.

You say something.

Hiya, baby.

Uh, Jeannie, I think we can do better.

Well, I haven't so far.

This is Sal.

My name's Benny.

How'd a couple of chicks like you go for a bike ride?

You know, show you where the action is, where it's happening?

Excuse us.

See you later.

You're still alive.

I can assure you we're hardly in need of your charity.

We have our own vehicular transportation.

And when it comes to making decisions concerning our companionship, we are quite

capable of arriving at our own judgments after weighing the alternatives.

Big words, huh?

Gymnasium.

Haberdashery.

Claudia, you're gonna scare him off.

Look, you gotta play it cool.

Fuck dead!

No, let's take him home to your place.

We'll follow you home.

Hey, baby.

Antihistamine.

Well, looks like they changed their minds.

Gosh, maybe they thought we didn't like them.

Well, it's just as well.

It looks like my mother's having another one of her bridge parties.

I think your mother's here.

Oh, no.

Hi, Vinnie.

Hi, Sal.

Look, Jeannie, don't get too friendly.

No?

No, the way you turn on this kind is to be really nasty.

Hit them, kick them, spit in their faces.

They'll love it.

They won't be able to take their hands off of you.

They won't?

Right.

And whatever you do, don't let up or they'll leave.

Understand?

Hey, uh, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

I live here.

Creep.

Take the milk.

Get out of the flowers.

Eat from them.

I'll show you something.

Take this.

Hey.

Oh, wow.

You crummy, no fun.

Oh, wow.

Filthy, crummy.

Crummy, crummy.

Creep.

Sneaky.

Did you... oh, look there.

Strawberry shortcake, Cockleberry Pie, V-I-C-T-O-R-Y.

Are we in it?

Well, I guess.

Amorosa, yes, yes, yes!

And now our more sensational, Amorosa No

Pass it.

...that we fracture our skulls.

That's grass.

When our team gets out there on that field of glory, vanquishing the enemy,

it's you, the loyal fans, that we're vanquishing them for.

It's you, the student body, that we're tearing out our guts for.

The main thing to remember is that win or lose...

And when we will, that sportsmanship builds men.

Hey, kid.

Now what, Novy?

Listen, you.

It's all set. All signals are go.

Amorosa loses, and we clean up.

The big green bucks.

Don't worry.

You want some goofballs for the water buckets?

That's amateur hour.

I got a plan that'll set Amorosa up so any grade school team could beat him.

Team, set, go!

Team, set, go!

My father's still mad about Claudia's garden party.

I don't see why.

I didn't do anything.

He says I can't go to this slumber party.

Well, then we'll just have to have it at your house.

Come on.

So fight, you sons of Amorosa!

Yeah!

Alright everybody, thanks for coming and we'll see you here again tomorrow

to help cheer up our team! Now everybody, who's gonna win?

We are!!!

Who's gonna score?

We are!!!

it wasn't Vaseline.

It was glue.

And if it hadn't been the kind that wore off in eight hours, I might still be there.

Oh, spare me.

I always put them pretty high on my yuck list anyway.

Boy, was this ever a good idea to have the slumber party here.

My daddy wasn't the least bit angry.

He said, sure, invite the girls over any time.

Anything for you.

Hi, kids.

Thought you might like some chips.

A little snack.

Some dip.

Having a good time?

Well, if there's anything you want, anything at all, just whistle.

Careful of...

A little potato chip, little girl?

He's kind of cute.

Jeannie, what makes your father such a sex fiend?

Give him protection.

That's it.

Throw it now.

Oh, that's a beauty.

It's all the way down.

He had his fingers right on it.

Hey, girl.

How about a cheer?

A cheer?

Come on.

Let's do a cheer.

Okay, girls.

Give us an F.

No, girls.

Like this.

All right, Central.

I'll show you.

Hit him again.

Harder.

Harder.

Just grilled these little hot dogs.

I thought you might like some.

Jeannie, he's going to ruin the party.

Well, maybe I should go and talk to him.

No, let me talk to him.

John!

Hiya, girls.

I've got a surprise for you.

It's the team!

All the way!

Get it!

Get it in there!

Hit him!

Oh, want some more hot dogs?

No more hot dogs.

I got bored with the kids.

Oh, well, you better sit down then.

I guess you are sitting down.

He's winning.

Oh, well, it's pretty tight now

but the halfback just hit the end with a button hook.

Oh, does that mean he hooked his buttons?

Uh, no, not exactly.

It's where he starts on a flight pattern and then goes down and in.

Oh, all right.

Keep running.

I'm going to get you.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Get a bit more.

Come on.

Come on.

You can get it up just one more time.

Wait a minute.

My turn.

Yeah, see, you can do it.

Come on.

Wake up.

Stop.

Wake up.

I don't know how I did this.

Wake up.

Hey.

Hey, Debbie.

You didn't.

Hey, you guys.

You need me some company.

I'll take her.

My God, what are you all doing?

This is our team.

You fucked out our own team.

There's a game tomorrow.

They can't play now.

Get your asses in gear.

We're going to straighten this thing out in Central City.

Central's quarterback, Steve Welch.

432 Elm Street.

Offensive fullback, Kevin Watson.

Tom Burkhart, key lineman.

Pledge yourselves.

Put aside your worldly things.

And come to me.

Who's that girl?

Stop her.

Only times have I got to say it, no strangers on the scene...

local girl, my ass!

Jim Hilton, right end.

Works nights, hillside garage.

Joe Evans.

Dave Franklin.

Hey, you boys gonna be Amoroso tomorrow?

We sure will.

Oh, boy.

Pepperoni.

Give us an F!

F!

Give us an I!

I!

Give us a T!

T!

Give us an H!

H!

Give us a T!

T!

What do we say?

Fight!

Fight!

Fight, Amoroso!

Fight!

Give me a C!

C!

Give me an E!

E!

Give me an N!

N!

Give me a T!

T!

Give me an R!

R!

Give me an A!

A!

Give me an L!

L!

What does that spell? -C E N T R A L

Alright, alright.

Offensive team in.

Offensive team in.

Come on.

What's the matter with you guys?

What's the matter with you guys?

Ladies and gentlemen.

Number 12?

He's not on the scouting report.

I never saw him before.

Didn't anyone get him last night?

Not if he's not on the report.

Alright, you guys.

We all know what has to be done.

It's a rough assignment and it could be dangerous.

I need volunteers.

I'll do it.

Put me in.

Jeannie, this job needs experience.

I know I can do it, Claudia.

I know I can.

Give me a chance.

Well, alright.

You can go along.

But only to keep watch.

Somebody wake him up.

What did you guys do last night?

Just tell me, what did you do?

The sloppiest first half in football was played on the paper.

And you guys played it.

What's wrong with you?

Did you see a football team around here?

Uh, no.

Did you see some cheerleaders come by here?

No.

Then, uh, we're alone?

Well, I think my team's around here somewhere.

That was a wonderful run you made.

I saw you over there.

Cheering.

You did?

Jenny.

Jeannie.

I'm Paul.

Why aren't you in the room?

I'm in the scouting reports.

Paul.

I'm new.

I'm sort of fourth string.

Some of my friends were in Central City last night.

I thought you might have seen them.

No.

I didn't see anybody.

I never see anybody.

Jeannie.

Thank God.

Jeannie, what happened?

Who got him?

Hey, where's Debbie and Bonnie?

Boy, from the looks of that guy, it must have been both of them.

Hey, you guys, good work.

We ran into a little bit of trouble.

Well, who got him?

Oh.

Terrific.

Norman, get in there.

Oh, circles

I'm talking.

Buster, the plane.

Buster, the plane.

Norman, get the ball.

Pick up the ball.

Go, Norman!

Go, Norman!

Come here, Norman!