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Sailing along

With the moon

In our eyes

Sailing on

To a paradise

On an island with you

See how the sea

Throws a kiss

To the shore

How I long

To belong

In your arms ever more

On an island with you

On an island

With you

- Like it? - Love it.

- Like it? - Love it.

Get away from him, malo.

I will not get away from him.

Oh, yes, you will. He belongs to me.

If he belongs to you, let's see you take him away from me.

I don't have to take him away from you.

I already have.

- I'm sorry, I forgot my next line. - All right. Cut it.

- Print the last two takes, Jane. - Okay.

I'm sorry, George. I just couldn't seem to remember.

Don't worry, Roz. We'll pick it up later.

You were supposed to say that when you love a man, you fight for him.

I shouldn't like to have you forget that line. Ever.

You know I wouldn't forget, Rick. Ever.

Where's Buckley?

Probably on the phone, trying to explain to Mr. Fitz...

...why we only got three scenes yesterday instead of six.

Yes, Mr. Fitz.

I know, Mr. Fitz.

But we couldn't get any more scenes yesterday.

We ran out of sun.

Maybe it was shining in Hollywood, but it wasn't shining here.

It came out for a little while, then disappeared.

But, Mr. Fitz, I'm only the assistant director.

What do you want me to do, tell it to go out and come in again?

All right, Mr. Fitz, I'll try.

But we couldn't get any more scenes.

All right, Mr. Fitz.

Goodbye, Mr. Fitz.

How do you like that? Now I'm responsible for the sun going down.

Yes, sir.

Get me Lieutenant Kingslee.

Lieutenant Kingslee's in the barbershop.

Barbershop? That's ridiculous.

They got barbers in the Navy.

He'd better not put that on his expense account.

Oh, Mr. Buckley, we're ready.

Mrs. Peabody, we don't shoot the wedding scene for two weeks.

Go ahead, Penelope.

Something old, something new Something borrowed, something blue.

That's what every bride should do.

Too British. She's supposed to be an American kid.

But, Grandmother, how can one possibly be too British?

Lieutenant. Lieutenant, we're waiting.

Looks like you're in dry dock for repairs.

Oh, just getting shipshape. Gotta uphold the honor of the Navy, you know.

That's not the Navy I know.

- Besides, you're holding up production. - Oh, how is Miss Rennolds?

- Fine, fine. - Is she expecting me?

Lieutenant, Miss Rennolds is expecting a technical advisor, not a leading man.

Well, how is she feeling?

Fine. Hey, wait a minute, I just answered that.

Listen, admiral, you're here to check on uniforms, not the leading lady.

That's right, uniforms. But she is beautiful, isn't she?

Sure, she's beautiful, so stop wasting time and come on.

Wait a minute. Have you got some change?

- Sure. - Take care of them, will you, for me?

Use a little discretion, son.

If you must go, Bill, please take me with you.

Sorry, Tanya, not this time.

Maybe when I come back.

All right, cut it.

- Where's Buckley? Isn't he back yet? - I'm right behind you, George.

And here's your Navy. Lieutenant Kingslee, Mr. Blaine, our director.

How do you do?

- Well, how do you do, lieutenant? - How do you do, sir?

- This is Jane. - Hello.

- Eddie. Martha. - Hello.

- This is Yvonne. - Hello.

Miss Rennolds, Mr. Montez. Lieutenant Kingslee.

How do you do, lieutenant?

Hello, Miss Rennolds.

- I thought I'd never get here. - Hello, lieutenant.

- Oh, you haven't changed a bit. - Haven't I?

- It seems like only yesterday. - Yesterday?

Yes, yes, of course.

- You don't know how much... - Lieutenant.

Never mind the t�te-�-t�te.

Just tell us if the ribbons are right.

The ribbons, lieutenant, are over here.

Over here.

Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

They're authentic, but upside down.

- Do you mind if I fix them? - No, not at all.

I am grateful you're here to see that everything is authentic.

So am I, Mr. Montez.

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

An American Naval lieutenant with that accent?

So he was born in South America and joined the Navy.

Don't worry about it.

- What does Miss Rennolds think? - She picked him.

Places, everybody.

All right, Martha, she's pretty enough.

I'll let you know when I'm ready.

- I'm ready. - Places.

Are you ready, boss?

- Roll them. - Action, please.

I love you, Bill.

I'll always love you.

You can't leave me. I won't let you.

You're beautiful, Tanya.

Beautiful and dangerous, which makes it all the harder to leave.

Then take me with you.

No, Tanya. Maybe sometime in the future.

But for the present, I'm going to have to forget you.

- Oh, no. - Cut it.

Something wrong, lieutenant?

- Wrong? I'm sorry, sir... - Lieutenant, please.

You're here to worry about ribbons, uniforms, the plane, that's all.

Just a minute. If something's wrong with the scene, I wanna know what it is.

What's bothering you, lieutenant?

Well, sir, so long as you asked me.

She's a beautiful girl...

...and, well, if she were mine, I'd kiss her and take her with me.

- Oh, you would? - Yes, sir.

Tell you what you do, you play this scene.

After all, Rick's playing a Navy pilot.

We'd like to be authentic.

- Do you mind, Roz? - Of course not. Come on, lieutenant.

Stand right over here, lieutenant. Jane, come here.

Give him your line, Roz.

I love you, Bill. I'll always love you.

Give the lieutenant his line, Jane.

"You're beautiful, Tanya.

Beautiful and dangerous, which makes it all the harder to leave."

You're beautiful, Tanya.

Beautiful and dangerous, which makes it all the harder to leave.

Well, then, take me with you.

"No, Tanya. Maybe sometime in the future."

You're the most wonderful girl in the world.

I've never stopped thinking about you from the first time we met.

I've wondered if you felt the same way. Hoped that you did.

All right, lieutenant, that'll do.

Thanks for showing us how it's done in the Navy.

Oh, you're welcome, sir.

I'd be glad to do it the rest of my life.

He must have been at sea a long time.

All right, boys and girls, let's try another take.

Well, come on, Buckley. What are we waiting for?

Martha, any time. Any time.

I'll let you know.

There's a million lieutenants in the Navy, and I had to pick you.

You don't know how grateful I am, sir.

You've won yourself a friend.

That ought to teach me not to gamble.

Don't be afraid of my little Chihuahua

He's only a little wow-wow-wa

He never will fight And he never will bite

Till you give him tequila and agua

He's not as long as your shoe or huarache

But one look from him and he's gotcha

And I'll feel morose When he tells me adi�s

On the day that he meets his muchacha

Why, he's smarter than a rabbit

And wiser than an old owl

And when he's not held close In someone's arms, he'll howl

Though he's as strong as a big caballero

And wilder than any bolero

He's scared of the dark And I know that he'll bark

At the drop of your newest sombrero

He's not as long as your shoe or huarache

One look from him and he's gotcha

Oh, I'll feel morose When he tells me adi�s

Why, that's the dog song

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Tonight we have with us some of Hollywood's finest personalities.

They're here making the motion picture On an Island with You.

First, I want you to meet that very lovely lady of the screen...

...Miss Rosalind Rennolds.

And sitting close to her, and I don't blame him...

...is her costar and soon-to-be-husband, Se�or Don Ricardo Montez.

And sitting at the same table is a man who works behind the scenes.

The guiding handle of the picture.

He's a man that works very hard, but we never see him.

One of our finest directors, Mr. George Blaine.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we invite you to dance.

Don't you worry, Yvonne, he didn't introduce me either.

Would you like your entr�e now?

If it comes with the dinner, just bring it on, � la carte.

Excuse me.

- Hello, Mr. Buckley. - I know what you're up to. It's no good.

Look, you joined the Navy to see the world, not Miss Rennolds.

I just wanna ask for a dance.

She's got someone to dance with.

Now, come on, before you manugle around and get us both into trouble.

This is a nice, cozy table for two.

You and me.

If you wanna dance with someone, why don't you ask Yvonne?

Because I wanna dance with Miss Rennolds.

Why not Yvonne? She's a wonderful terpsichorean.

And besides, she's a wonderful dancer.

You know what?

I think she's kind of lonesome.

Hello.

Hello.

They're very much in love, aren't they?

Yes, I'm sure they are.

They're gonna be married soon. Very soon.

He's very lucky to have someone as wonderful as Roz.

They're both very lucky.

You know, the word "lucky" is misused so often, Yvonne.

You see, we waste a lot of life wanting something that somebody else has.

Life isn't quite that long.

Yes.

That's what my grandmother used to tell me.

- Oh, that was wonderful, Rick. - Thank you.

- Would you like to dance, Yvonne? - Do you mind, Roz?

- Of course not. - I'd love to.

You got everything straight?

You're gonna forget Roz and concentrate on Yvonne.

Oh, waiter.

Bring us two double maraschino specials.

- Where you going? - I'm gonna dance with Miss Rennolds.

Oh, son.

Never mind. Make it one bromo.

- Good evening, Mr. Blaine. - Hello, lieutenant.

- Miss Rennolds, may I have this dance? - No, thank you.

No?

- Well, you do dance, don't you? - Well, of course I dance, but not tonight.

It'd mean a great deal to me, and I've waited such a long time.

I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait a little longer.

Good night, lieutenant.

Miss Rennolds, the music's wonderful and everybody's dancing...

Look, lieutenant, I just don't care to dance.

Maybe some other time, huh?

Lady said good night, lieutenant.

Thank you, Miss Rennolds. Maybe some other time.

Why didn't you dance with him, Roz?

I don't know. After what happened this afternoon on the set...

...I thought it was better not to encourage him.

- Was I rude? - Let's just say you were firm.

You know, he does look familiar to me.

I wish I could remember where I've seen him before.

Rick's a wonderful dancer, isn't he?

Yes, he is.

Don't feel so bad, kid. You made a mistake.

We all have a foolish five minutes when we make mistakes.

I haven't made any mistakes.

Just give me a little time.

Time for what?

I'll dance with her yet.

Lieutenant, look...

...if it'll make you happy, I'll dance with you.

What's the matter, lose a customer?

No. Mr. Cugat lost his little dog, Chita.

She always runs away.

You mean to say he's upset over losing that cockroach?

Lieutenant, did you just kick me?

Of course not.

Now, wait a minute.

You'd better get back to Mr. Cugat.

You know, you could be mistaken for an hors d'oeuvre.

Oh, there you are.

You shouldn't let this mouse run around the floor frightening women.

A mouse? You call my Chita mouse?

I want you to know that my Chita is a full-blooded, pedigreed canine...

...fathered by Canary Fluff.

Fathered by Canary Fluff?

And you're mad at me for calling it names?

I think you should apologize. You hurt my feelings.

I hurt your feelings?

What about mine?

I was sitting at the table too when you made those introductions.

Well, when you are a famous man, I'll introduce you too.

I admit, I'm nobody now...

...but years ago, the name of Buckley meant something in show business.

Used to be a trio: Clayton, Jackson and Buckley.

Ask any booking agent.

We headlined every theater from coast to coast.

And we played Europe too.

Mr. Cugat, we did all right in vaudeville.

Mr. Buckley, vaudeville is dead.

Don't say that. Vaudeville isn't dead, it's just resting.

Why, in little towns all over the country, before radio and pictures...

...it was their only source of entertainment.

Mr. Cugat, maybe vaudeville didn't shape the destiny of our country...

...but it certainly gave it a sense of humor.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...a while ago I introduced to you some very charming people.

But Cugat is very sorry...

...because he forgot to introduce to you a great personality...

...a member of once-very-famous vaudeville team:

Buckley of Clayton, Jackson and Buckley.

Let's give him a big hand.

- Let's go with a tango, boys. - Thank you, Mr. Cugat. I'm very flattered.

Yes, I'm very flattered.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...l'm gonna sing a song I sang many years ago.

Yes, it was many years ago that I had an argument with Ziegfeld.

Corner Broadway and 43rd.

Ziegfeld said, "Do you know who I am?"

I said, "Do you know who I am?"

He said, "Who are you?"

I said nothing. I was trapped.

But it makes no difference What I started out to say

This is what I wish to convey

Now, I know darn well I could do without Broadway

But could Broadway do without me?

No! No!

Herald Square. Times Square.

Columbus Circle. 96th.

What happened? I must have passed my station.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You're supposed to follow the music, not chase it all over the joint.

Herald Square. Times Square.

Columbus Circle.

Columbus Circle.

It brings back memories of the mustache cup...

...the barbershop quartet...

...and lest we forget, the bustle, the secret of that era.

One night, after finishing my performance...

...I was leaving the stage door with a beautiful gal on my arm.

It's possible. My nose was much younger in those days.

I stepped into my hansom cab.

The lady preceded me, of course.

And as my trusty steed turned his head for instructions...

...I grabbed the reins, and this is what I said:

Jog along, Mr. Dobbin

And keep this carriage a-bobbin'

We can't be late For we have a date

I'm taking Miss Mary to the ball

My, oh, my, but she's pretty

The sweetest gal in the city

How grand she'll look When her picture's took

I'm taking Miss Mary to the ball

- Gee, romantic, isn't it? - Sure is.

See those two lovebirds sitting on that branch over there?

- I sure do. - Well, doesn't that give you any ideas?

Yes, but do you think that branch is strong enough to hold the both of us?

Jog along, Mr. Dobbin

And keep this carriage a-bobbin'

We can't be late For it's her first date

I'm taking Miss Mary to the ball

Everybody!

Jog along, Mr. Dobbin

Let me hear you.

And keep this carriage a-bobbin'

More melody.

We can't be late For it's her first date

We're taking Miss Mary to the ball

Jog along, Mr. Dobbin

It's very melodious.

And keep this carriage a-bobbin'

We can't be late For it's her first date

We're taking Miss Mary

A very merry Mary

We're taking Miss Mary to the ball

Mr. Buckley, I can call on you again, no?

Mr. Cugat, you can call on me again, yes.

But I still say it's a mouse.

- I can't believe it. - What do you mean?

I used to get twice as much applause when I played the Palace.

Oh, so that's it.

Come on, lieutenant. What you need is a change of scenery.

- What's that? - Courtesy of the house.

- Is that a drink? - Sure.

Never touch the stuff.

Drink is the greatest wrecker of men since women was invented.

Oh, come, now, Buckley, what have you got against women?

Their feminine sex.

You can't trust them.

It's the same in the animal kingdom...

...from the biggest elephant right down to the littlest spider.

Now, take the spider family.

You've heard of a black widow, but did you ever hear of a black widower?

- No, but... - And consider the busy bee.

Who's busy? Not the queen.

She's sitting on her throne all day, sipping honey.

And what's the male bee doing?

He's out knocking himself silly, crash-diving at the petunias.

Women.

I just can't believe it.

I can't believe that she doesn't remember me.

How could she forget someone who loves her so much?

Wait a minute. Who are you talking about?

- Rosalind. - Sure.

Who else would you be talking about?

Buckley, I know what you're thinking. You're wrong.

This isn't just a flirtation or a whim.

This is the real thing.

I'll never forget the first time I saw her.

Just three years, two months and four days ago.

She came down to our base with an entertainment troupe.

She looked wonderful.

And tonight, she wouldn't even dance with me.

She didn't remember.

Look, son, let me tell you something.

You were just one of a thousand homesick guys.

How could she remember?

Besides, she's got somebody to remember: Ricardo.

They're gonna be married.

- Now, forget it, will you? - I won't forget it.

I'm in love with her, don't you understand that?

Besides, I'm stubborn.

I won't give up until she's walking down that aisle.

I understand, kid.

When I was your age, I was in love too.

- Yeah? What happened? - She married someone else.

But the Buckleys are stubborn too.

I didn't give up till she was walking back up the aisle.

Buckley, you and I have got a lot in common.

Yeah, we even look alike.

Oh, now, wait a minute.

We've both got classic profiles.

Of course, yours is a little classier.

Say, maybe we're cousins.

Maybe we are.

What'd your family do? Mine's been at sea for generations.

Mine never knew what was going on either.

They were strolling actors. They trod the boards.

A toast to you, Cousin Buckley.

- One for all. - All for one.

- You for me. - Me for you.

- Inseparable. - Inseparable.

- Like ham and eggs. - Like brandy and soda.

And as the French say:

And a charlotte russe to you too, Cousin Larry.

Oh, what a night to be with someone you love.

- Did you notice the moon, Buckley? - No, what's it doing?

It'll keep me awake all night.

Me too. I got no curtains on my windows.

Come on, Roz. Come on.

A thing like this could lead to pneumonia.

She's beautiful, isn't she?

You've said that before. Your vocabulary is very limited.

Least she could have done was to have danced with me.

Cousin, you're trying my patience. Forget it, will you?

I already told you, I can't forget it.

- I'm still gonna dance with her. - Sure. Sure, you're gonna dance with her.

But now you'd better turn in and get some sleep.

You gotta fly that plane tomorrow.

That's right.

- I've gotta fly that plane tomorrow. - Well, let's get going.

- Roz, I've got an idea. - What is it, Rick?

We're going to have three days off after tomorrow.

Let's not wait until we get home.

Let's get married here. Now.

- Will you, Roz? - Oh, Rick, you know I would...

...but Mr. Fitz promised us a big wedding right after we finish the picture.

We can't disappoint him, can we?

No, I guess we can't.

He's been pretty swell.

- Everything's all set for the pagan number. - All right, get your people in position.

- Rick, Roz. - Everybody on the set.

Dancers, take your places.

Now, this is the dance given in honor of your leaving the island, Rick.

Roz, you're still hoping that Rick's gonna take you along.

You watch the dance. You're interested in it.

And, Roz, you're more interested in Ricardo.

- All right, George. - Okay. Take your places.

Everything ready?

- Okay. - Roll them.

Don't forget what he said.

You're interested in me.

Drums.

All right, cut it.

- Print it, Jane. - Okay.

All right, everybody. Next setup at the airplane.

Lieutenant, in this next scene, you double for Ricardo...

...so listen carefully.

I want you to get in the airplane.

Tanya, that's Miss Rennolds, unknown to you...

...will crawl in the gunner's compartment and stow away.

I want you to take off, circle the field...

...wave to the natives below, then head due north.

- Do you follow me? - Yes, sir.

Miss Rennolds stows away in my airplane, I don't know she's there.

I circle the field, wave and head due north.

Keep your radio on. We'll give you a call the minute the shot is over.

I want you to come back in and land. Got everything straight?

Yes, sir.

I certainly have.

You'll enter from there as soon as the officer's back is to you.

Lieutenant, I want you to start from here on "action."

- Be careful, will you? - Yes, sir.

- Buckley, is that other camera ready? - Yes.

Okay. Places, everybody.

- Are you ready, boss? - All ready.

- Roll them. - Speed.

Action, please.

Cut it. Fine. Wonderful.

Okay, get them down, Buckley.

Next setup at the pool.

This'll be the jealousy scene between you, Yvonne and Rosalind.

Right.

Calling Lieutenant Kingslee. Calling Lieutenant Kingslee.

All right, lieutenant, come back now.

Larry, come back.

Lieutenant.

Larry. Coz!

Lieutenant.

Larry. Coz...

Give that a little twist, will you?

- Lieutenant. - He must've misunderstood our directions.

- Larry, coz. - Why doesn't he come back?

- Where is he going? - Maybe he's taking her for a ride.

Sure, that's it. He's taking her for a little ride.

Taking her for a ride? Maybe she doesn't want to take a ride.

Can't you get him to come back?

- Buckley, get him back. - Better get him back.

- Tell him to cut out the kidding. - "Yeah, Buckley, get him back."

Who do you think I am, Superman?

What do you suppose we should...? Look who I'm talking to.

Yes, sir.

Lieutenant.

Hello, Navy 2011. Go ahead.

This is Navy 2011 reporting.

No plane sighted. Over.

Roger. Hello, Navy 5001.

What could have happened? Where could they be?

- Why can't we do something? - Everything possible's being done.

They couldn't disappear. They have to be someplace.

We have search planes covering every possible territory.

Hello, Navy Tower. This is Navy 5001 reporting.

- What is it? - Nothing on Kingslee's plane.

We're continuing the search to the northeast.

- Roger. - Nothing to report.

All I ask is that they find one plane, and he has nothing to report.

Ricardo, you can't help matters any by getting excited.

Now, sit down, relax.

All we can do is wait and hope for the best.

My future wife has disappeared in the air and you ask me to sit down and relax?

Relax.

Buckley, you know this Lieutenant Kingslee.

- You don't think he would harm her? - Harm her?

Of course not. He wouldn't harm a kitten.

What do we know about him? Where did he come from?

- Who picked him? - I picked him.

- You picked him? - Sure.

They said they wanted a clean-cut, nice-looking lieutenant who could fly.

- But what about his character? - In uniforms, their characters didn't show.

So I picked the one that wanted the job the most.

How did I know he had a crush on Roz?

He had a crush on Roz?

What's wrong with that? She's a gorgeous girl.

Lots of guys got a crush on her.

I got a crush on her.

Even he's got a crush on her.

Yes, sir.

I'm not getting out of this plane.

You turn right around and take me back this minute. This minute, you hear?

I'll take you back, Miss Rennolds. I'll take you back in one hour.

If you're good and get out of the airplane.

Give me one good reason why I should.

Because I won't take you back unless you do.

Do you promise to take me back in an hour?

Promise.

All right.

Never mind. I'll get out the way I got in.

I don't need your help, thank you.

Follow me.

Oh, no.

You're wasting time, Miss Rennolds.

It'll be an hour and 10 minutes.

Won't you sit down, please?

Miss Rennolds, may I have the pleasure of the next dance, please?

Did you fly all the way out here just to dance with me?

That's right.

I promised someone very close to me that I'd dance with you.

- Who? - Me.

Lieutenant Kingslee, are you crazy?

Yes. About you.

Did you really fly me clear out here just to dance with me?

That's right.

I like to dance.

Especially with you.

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

Now, will you please take me back?

All right, Miss Rennolds. I'll take you back.

Okay.

- This isn't the way we came. - No, it's a shortcut.

Lieutenant, are you sure you know where you're going?

Of course I know.

Does this look familiar?

- What's the name of this island, lieutenant? - Kulowama.

Kulowama.

Three years, five months, two days and about six hours ago...

...you flew in here with an accordion player and a bathing suit.

When you put the bathing suit on, nothing else mattered.

Well, wasn't there a diving board fastened to a tree?

Yeah, that one.

You dove off and swam around to the accordion, you sang a little song.

- "If I Were You." - Now I remember.

I called for a volunteer to come up and play in a little skit.

That's right, 500 hands went up.

I know. Didn't make any difference. I had him all picked out beforehand.

The commandant used to tip me off.

It was always the shyest, the most bashful or...

Or the one who was craziest about you.

- That was me. - It was?

It still is.

- Do you remember how it ended? - The skit? Of course. You kissed me.

You kissed me back.

Well, that was all part of the act. It didn't mean a thing.

It did to me. What about that night when I walked you to your quarters?

- What about all those nice things you said? - Larry...

Lieutenant, I don't remember what I said.

There were so many islands, so many boys.

It was all part of the war effort, keeping up their morale.

Well, it sure shot mine full of holes.

Lieutenant, I'm sorry. Really, I am.

And what about yesterday?

You did the same thing. You kissed me again.

Well, in the first place, I didn't kiss you, you kissed me.

And secondly, I was acting.

Why, it was just exactly like kissing cardboard.

Thanks a lot.

You don't understand.

Look, when I'm playing a scene, my head controls my emotions perfectly.

Why, I could kiss you right now exactly the same way.

All right, go ahead.

- What? - I said, go ahead.

What's the matter, you afraid?

Well, certainly not. That's ridiculous.

See what I mean?

It's nothing.

Let's go home.

- Well, you don't have to walk so fast. - Sorry, I thought you were in a hurry.

- What's the matter? - Plenty.

The wheel's gone.

They certainly helped themselves.

Do you mean we're trapped here?

I'm afraid so, until I can find the stuff.

How dared you bring me here?

This whole thing is your fault and you know it.

- Of all the stupid, meddlesome, blundering... - It was a mistake bringing you here.

A big mistake, and I'm very sorry, but that isn't gonna start the airplane.

This is just another trick to keep me here.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if you didn't hide that wheel yourself.

You seem to forget I haven't been out of your sight since we landed.

Then what happened to it? Where did it go?

- It didn't just get up and walk off by itself. - My guess is the inhabitants took it.

Inhabitants?

You mean people live here?

Yes, a native settlement on the other side of the jungle.

They're probably headhunters and I'll never leave this island alive.

I just know it.

Oh, please, Miss Rennolds.

Please don't worry, I'll get you home safely. I promise.

Won't you climb into the ship till I get back?

- Back? Where are you going? - To the village.

- You're not gonna leave me here alone? - I can hardly take you with me.

It's a long, hard trek straight through the jungle.

Now, please, get into the airplane.

First you want me to get out of it, now you want me to get back in.

Well, I won't. I'm going with you.

Look, a tropical jungle is not like a movie jungle, Miss Rennolds.

They have all kinds of strange things like leeches...

You meet those everywhere. Come on, let's go.

Very well, but remember, this isn't my idea.

Keep up with me. We gotta get there before dark.

By all means.

Oh, what's that?

Just a kiamishi bird calling to his mate.

Don't tell me he ever gets an answer.

Miss Rennolds, for every male kiamishi, there's a female kiamishi.

See what I mean?

Miss Rennolds?

Rosalind?

Rosalind, where are you?

Rosalind? Answer me.

Over here.

Lieutenant.

- Miss Rennolds, are you all right? - Oh, of course I'm all right.

- I'll be right down and help you up. - No. No, you won't.

Give me your coat.

Oh, believe me, if I ever get out of this place alive, I'll...

- Oh, I'll... - Here, you got it?

- Yes. - Okay, tell me when you're ready.

I'll let you know when I'm ready.

And when I do, there'll be one less lieutenant in the Navy.

All right, now, give me both hands.

Easy.

Easy.

You all right?

Oh, I'm fine. Wonderful.

Couldn't be better.

Lieutenant Kingslee, if you had to join the Navy...

...couldn't you have been happy in a submarine?

Did you have to take up flying?

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Miss Rennolds. I really am.

- Do you hurt anyplace? - Oh, I hurt everyplace.

Don't you touch me.

- Miss Rennolds, you're hysterical. - I'm not hysterical!

I loathe hysterics. I've never been hysterical in my whole life.

Then why are you crying?

Because I hate you, that's why. I hate you.

If you'll put your arms around my neck, I'll carry you back to the shack.

If I put my arms around your neck, I would choke you.

Don't you touch me.

Miss Rennolds, is there anything I can do for you?

You may as well know it right now, there's nothing you can do for me.

You've done everything you could possibly do.

Yes, Miss Rennolds.

- Are you hungry? - Yes. But I'm not speaking to you.

Excuse me.

Larry!

Larry!

- What's the matter? - Get him out! Take him away!

- Who? - That!

Oh, Miss Rennolds, that's only a land crab. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's the matter? Did she frighten you?

Oh, get him away from me.

Oh, Miss Rennolds, you're a big girl now.

I brought you something to eat.

I hate bananas.

I hate coconuts too. I hate you most of all.

As far as I'm concerned, you can take those out and bury them.

Bury them. Wait a minute. That reminds me of something.

Spam. We used to bury it.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

...eight...

...nine...

Eleven.

- Will you have your dinners now? - Just bring us coffee, please.

- Again? - Yes, again.

Is there any news? You heard anything?

No, nothing. All we can do now is wait till morning.

Why? Why can't we continue searching tonight? Why must we wait?

There's so many islands, Rick. They couldn't possibly find them tonight.

They'll find them.

People are beginning to ask questions, and I ain't got the answers.

Now may I serve your dinners?

Just keep the coffee cups filled, Tommy. That's all.

- Oh, you're waiting for Miss Rennolds? - Coffee, boy.

See what I mean?

Buckley, give everybody a 9:00 shooting call for tomorrow morning.

Shoot Rick and Yvonne's love scene.

- You mean we work tomorrow? - Yes.

Oh, I couldn't work, George.

Look, Rick, if we could help matters any by not working, we wouldn't...

...but there's nothing we can do.

I tell you, I can't. I'm sorry.

Rick, in show business, you work whether you feel like it or not.

Nobody cares about your personal troubles.

There are times when you feel like crying, you gotta laugh.

And when you feel like laughing, you gotta cry. That's show business.

Okay, George, I'll have everybody on the set at 9 sharp.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Buckley said we can call on him anytime.

How about it? Would you like to have him sing a song for you?

You see, Mr. Buckley, everybody, they want you back.

Maybe you have another song for us, no?

Go on, Buckley.

- No, not tonight. - That's show business, remember?

Yeah.

I don't see how he can do it.

When you've been in this business as long as he has, you'll understand.

I just got back from Washington today

And really, folks, I've got a lot to say

While I was there I met the adjutant general

And what he told me put me in a daze

Why, for days and days And days and days

And days and days For a week

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I'm working here too.

The adjutant general said:

"Jimmy, you've been invited to entertain at the White House."

He said, "lt'll be a gathering of the intelligentsia...

...the hoi polloi, the 400, the 500, the 600, the 700, the 800."

How do you like that? Everywhere you go, critics.

Then he said, "Jimmy, what'll you do when you're called upon to entertain?"

I said, "Mr. Adjutant General, what'll I do? I'll tell you."

Why, in the midst of festivities, I'll get up, I'll get up.

And do my strutaway

In my cutaway

It's just a hop-away A slide-away and a scram-away

And then you skitter right down Then you go to town with a twist-away

Now, when you strutaway thisaway It's a holiday

You know, I was dancing the strutaway with a girl named Suzette...

...when she accidentally backed into a hot radiator.

Cr�pe suzette.

It's a dance that's gonna gain Great renown

You know, a beautiful girl invited me up to her apartment to teach her this dance.

I wasn't in the apartment 10 minutes, when who walks in? Her husband.

Kind of perturbed. He said, "What are you doing here?"

I said, "I'm puttin' on my white tie

I'm puttin' on my top hat

I'm puttin' on my topcoat

To make my getaway"

Doin' the strutaway

Did you ever have the feelin' That you wanted to do the strutaway?

The hop-away

The scram-away

And then you skitter right down And you go to town

Doin' the strutaway

The hop-away

The scram-away once more

Se�or Buckley, you are magn�fico.

And in appreciation, Cugie likes to give you something very dear to him.

- Take Chita. - Oh, no.

I wouldn't take him away from you.

I'm not his type.

Thanks, Mr. Cugat. Thanks a million.

- Any news, commander? - No news.

Did you know that Lieutenant Kingslee had met Rosalind before?

He did?

According to the boys at the base, he met her on one of those entertainment tours.

- Yeah? - And another thing:

You didn't pick him, he picked you.

He bribed his entire squadron...

...so that when you asked for a volunteer, he'd be selected.

- No. - Yes.

I should have stayed in vaudeville. Then this never would have happened.

Lieutenant, I'm sorry about this afternoon.

I was hysterical.

I know. I don't blame you.

I shouldn't have brought you here in the first place.

Well, at least the hole I fell into wasn't your fault.

You didn't dig that.

Miss Rennolds, it's quite possible that I did.

I used to dig foxholes out here all day long.

And at night, I used to lay out under the stars...

...and pretend you were with me.

Every morning at dawn, we'd go swimming together.

Dawn's the most beautiful time of all on the island.

Then we'd just stretch out in the sun and talk for hours.

How about some more food?

Oh, couldn't eat another mouthful.

Oh, come on. One more bite, like a good girl.

You know, lieutenant, you'd make a wonderful mother.

I've always thought the same about you.

Good night.

- Miss Rennolds. - Yes?

You can use this cap as a pillow. Might be a little more comfortable.

Thank you. Good night.

Larry?

Yes?

When we used to stretch out in the sun and talk for hours...

...what did we talk about?

Our future.

I'm spending my future with Ricardo, Larry.

I know. But you spent an awful lot of your past with me.

Good night.

Larry. Lieutenant.

Lieutenant.

Oh, Larry. Come on, Larry.

Lieutenant.

Hurry up, Larry.

Admiral, attention.

Lieutenant, at ease.

Fleet, attention.

Maneuver to the right.

Throw out your anchors.

- He can't do that. She's my girl. - Oh, yes, he can. She's his girl.

There's the girl for you.

Wonderful, isn't she?

I know she's wonderful. But that's the girl for me.

- Look, coz, it won't work. - Why not? I'm in love with her.

- Are you? - Am I?

Come on, lieutenant.

I'm sorry, Larry. I met you too late in my life.

Lieutenant.

Wake up.

It's late.

Please, Roz, don't say that.

It can't be too late. It'll never be too late.

What?

Oh, Miss Rennolds. I must have been dreaming.

Well, you'd better stop dreaming. It's time we went after those plane parts.

"We"? Oh, no. I think you better stay in the shack.

- Well, how long will you be gone? - I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Promise me you'll stay here till I get back? There's nothing to be afraid of.

All right.

- Miss Rennolds? - Yes?

Miss Rennolds, if I'd met you before Ricardo, would I have had a chance?

I did meet you before I met Ricardo, Larry, a long time before.

Did you ever do any flying before?

No, and if I had my way, I'd have had the stork that brought me walk.

Looks like this is it.

Keep your fingers crossed. We're going down.

I ain't had them uncrossed since I got into this eggbeater.

Oh, darling, are you all right? I was so worried.

- You're not hurt, are you? - No, dear, I'm fine, really.

Oh, Buckley, are you here too? You used to be afraid of airplanes.

I still am, Roz. Where's that crazy lieutenant?

He went through the jungle looking for some native village he talked about.

- Pardon me, I'm Commander Harrisen. - How do you do, commander?

Would you mind telling me exactly what happened? Were you forced down?

Commander, I know it's gonna sound a little silly...

...but that lieutenant flew me all the way out here just to dance with me.

You mean he flew you 500 miles just for a dance?

That's right.

You have any idea where he was taking you?

No, it was a complete surprise. I was furious at first.

Then it struck me as rather funny.

When we went back to the plane and saw it was damaged...

...and realized we couldn't get back, I was frantic.

Thank you very much. That'll be all.

- Well, what about Larry? - We'll take care of him.

- May I take her back to the plane now? - Yes. I'll join you in a moment.

You men know this island. Find Lieutenant Kingslee and arrest him.

- I'll send another plane to pick you up. - Aye.

Come on, Mr. Buckley.

If you don't mind, could I go along with the boys?

It's all right with me.

All right, but be sure to keep up with us. This jungle's pretty tricky.

If we should get separated, just bear north.

I bet I could trace you back to my family tree.

Navy.

Navy!

Navy!

Navy! Navy!

"Bear north," they said.

North. Of course, they didn't tell me where north is.

Wait a minute. When you got trees, you got moss.

And moss always grows on the north side of a tree.

How do you like that? No moss.

Maybe it's the altitude.

Oh, no. Larry, coz.

I'm too late. Poor coz.

- Hi. - You hungry?

Not me. I just lost my appetite.

We hungry.

You wouldn't like me. I'm all muscle.

When we hungry, we eat.

That's what's worrying me.

Larry! Coz!

Buckley!

- Coz. - Gosh, it's good to see you. How are you?

Chief, friend. Friend.

Coz, am I glad to see you. I didn't know what happened to you.

Thought they cut you up and was serving you under glass.

- How did you get here? - Never mind. What are you doing here?

Trying to get parts back. Chief wouldn't give my compass till I feasted with him.

Oh, they're killing me with kindness. How'd you ever find me?

I flew in with the Navy. From there on, I followed my nose.

That took me halfway.

Did you see Roz? Is she all right?

Of course she's all right. She flew back with the Navy.

Did she leave a message for me?

Anything she had to say, she said to the commander.

The commander?

- Well, she wouldn't just leave without... - No. She wouldn't just leave.

She loves it here.

She just went back to the hotel to get her pressure cooker.

Give us a little smile, folks. Let's make it look good.

- Okay, hold it. Thank you. - Thank you.

- Had you known this flying Romeo before? - Yes, I met him once.

Did you have any idea why he was taking you to the island?

No, it was a complete surprise.

Are you still planning on getting married?

- Of course. - Of course.

Will Lieutenant Kingslee still be technical advisor on your picture?

Certainly not.

How about another pose? Something schmaltzy.

Thank you.

- Just one more, folks. - Oh, no, please.

No more now. I'm a little tired.

She's all worn out. You come back tomorrow.

All right. Thank you, Miss Rennolds.

- Thank you. - Bye.

- You've been swell. - Bye.

Better get some rest, Roz.

- Rick, we need you at rehearsal. - I'll only be a minute.

Darling, how long have you known this lieutenant?

I met him several years ago on one of my tours.

- I didn't even remember. - Evidently, he did.

Well, that's probably because I picked him out of the crowd...

...to do one of my little routines with me.

Was that the little routine that wound up with a kiss?

- Yes, that's the one. - I see.

Rick, I assure you that Larry was a perfect gentleman all of the...

So now it's Larry, huh?

Well, after all, there were just the two of us on the island.

It seemed a little ridiculous to be so formal.

Please believe me, darling. I've done nothing that need worry you.

I can't say anything more than that, Rick.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's just that American women are different from the women in my family.

They have more freedom. They think differently.

Please don't be impatient if sometimes it's a little difficult for me to accept.

- Am I forgiven? - Of course, darling.

See you later, darling.

Rosalind, will you promise me something?

Yes, I'll promise. What is it?

I don't want you ever to see this lieutenant again.

All right, Rick.

Did my great, big, beautiful Larry...

...really bring little old me out here for just a teensy dance?

Yes, I did, sweetums, but I'd like a little kiss too.

Oh, you naughty, naughty boy.

Oh, they spent one whole night On the island alone

But all they could think of Was getting back home

If you guys don't get out of here quick, I'm gonna murder you.

Attention.

- Lieutenant Kingslee? - Yes, sir.

- Report to Commander Harrisen immediately. - Aye, sir.

Now, Larry. Larry. Take it easy, Larry. Larry.

Come in.

Lieutenant Kingslee reporting, sir.

- I believe you know this lady. - Hello, Larry.

- Sit down, Kingslee. - If you don't mind, sir, I prefer to stand.

- I said, sit down. - Yes, sir.

Miss Rennolds has volunteered some additional information...

...which might help your case and possibly save you from court-martial.

I take it the lady needs more publicity.

- I'm surprised to see reporters aren't here. - Your remarks are out of order.

Apparently, you're not aware of the serious charges against you.

I beg your pardon, sir.

Miss Rennolds claims that she asked you to fly her to this island.

- Is that true? - Of course not.

I took her entirely against her own will.

- Miss Rennolds likes her name in print. - Kingslee.

I'm sorry, sir.

You may go on.

As I told you, commander...

...I encouraged Lieutenant Kingslee to fly me to the island.

I'd been there before and I wanted to see it again.

I wanted to refresh old memories.

Is that correct?

With permission, I'd like to leave. I don't need Miss Rennolds to lie.

If it won't inconvenience you too much, I should like you to stay.

Won't you please sit down?

Would you please go on, Miss Rennolds?

The lieutenant's conduct on the island was at all times that of a gentleman...

...although it certainly isn't right now.

And you say you kissed him of your own free will?

Yes, commander, I really kissed him.

- May I leave now, sir? - You may not.

What happened after the kiss?

Larry suggested we leave the island immediately.

He did?

Is that true, lieutenant?

- Well, I... - Just answer the question, yes or no.

- Yes, sir, I did. - I see.

Miss Rennolds, when you arrived, you told me...

...that you were willing to reimburse the Navy for any damages to the plane.

- Are you still willing to do that? - Yes, sir, I am.

- I see. That's all, Kingslee. You may go. - Yes, sir.

Believe me, your performance today was one of the most magnificent exhibitions...

...of overwhelming generosity I have ever witnessed.

It's too bad the cameras weren't turning.

Why, you pigheaded, obstinate, opinionated hothead.

If you had as much sense as you have pride...

- Go on. You're getting better all the time. - Obviously, I'm boring you, lieutenant.

Oh, I hope I never see you again, because if I do...

If I do, I'll drown you.

- Kingslee. - Yes, sir?

All right, Edward, that's all. You can go.

- Omit those last speeches from the record. - Yes, sir.

Just between you and me, if I were 20 years younger...

...l'd plant one healthy punch right on that stubborn chin of yours.

- That's all, lieutenant. Shove off. - Thank you, sir.

How about a picture, Miss Rennolds? Smile, please.

Thank you.

I've been waiting for you, Roz.

- I went to see the lieutenant. - What about your promise?

It was only right to go down...

...and try to straighten things out with his commander.

- And did you? - No, the stubborn idiot didn't want my help.

He insisted on pleading guilty.

- Well, isn't he? - Well, in a way he is, but...

And just what did you tell the commander to convince him otherwise?

Well, I tried to take the blame.

I told him that it was my fault, that I had encouraged Larry.

In other words, you deliberately lied to...?

Or perhaps you were telling the truth.

Of course I wasn't. I just thought it would help, that's all.

If you don't mind, I'd rather not talk about it.

But I want to talk about it.

We've known each other for a long time, Roz.

Let's be honest.

- Are you in love with him? - In love with him?

I never wanna see him again as long as I live.

I see. You never want to see him again.

And yet you make a fool and a liar of yourself...

...over a man who endangered both your life and reputation.

He didn't endanger my life.

Besides, what difference does my reputation make...

...when a man's career is at stake?

Why, the Navy's his whole world.

Haven't you any understanding?

I think I have. Perhaps more than you know.

Yvonne, tell me one thing.

Is it possible for a woman to love two men at the same time?

Well, I don't know, Ricardo. It all depends.

On what?

Well, on...

- On the woman. - Could you?

Of course not.

There's only one way to love:

With your whole heart.

That's the way you would love, isn't it?

Yvonne...

...isn't it your grandmother Spanish?

Why, yes, Rick, she is.

Oh, I knew it.

I could tell by the way you feel about things.

Somehow I sensed it from the very first moment.

Come on, Yvonne. Come on, Rick. We're ready for rehearsal.

Ricardo, this is after you've been thrown out of the Navy.

You're not a lieutenant now, you're a bum.

Places, everybody. Take these out of here.

- Oh, Mr. Buckley... - I haven't got the time now. Later. Later.

Amigo, my friend.

A million thanks for suggesting Cugat and his orchestra...

...to be in your magnificent picture.

Oh, it was nothing.

All I said was, "Why not? There ain't nobody else."

To show my gratitude, I insist you take this gift.

It's like giving you one of my own family.

Her name is Francisca Jimenes Maria Gonzales Conchita. Chita for short.

I hope you'll be very happy together.

I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be miserable.

Besides, it's gonna complicate my home life.

I've got a very vicious canary.

All right, lights.

I've never seen them dance so beautifully together before, have you?

No, George, I haven't, and I don't think that I like it.

Oh, Mr. Buckley.

Not now, honey, I got business to attend to.

Wait a minute. Penelope, how would you like a present?

A present? But why, sir? There's no occasion.

There will be if you accept it. Look, a bow-wow just for you.

Oh, he's beautiful.

So diminutive.

And he's small too.

I'd love to take him, Mr. Buckley, but I couldn't.

You couldn't?

No, you see, I have a dog at home, actually, a very faithful dog.

- I wouldn't dream of hurting his feelings. - Do you have to tell him?

Oh, I wouldn't have to tell him, he'd know.

Dogs are much smarter than people.

They sense things. They're more loyal too.

You see, dogs love you when no one else loves you.

They don't care if you're rich or smart or pretty or anything.

Looks like I was designed for dogs.

Dog is man's best friend.

And when you have a problem, he's always there to help.

I wouldn't dream of taking him from you, Mr. Buckley.

But thank you kindly just the same.

Come on, friend.

- Anybody home? - I'll be out in a minute.

Now, there's a girl who's got a problem, but can I look to you for help?

No. Go ahead. Turn your back on me.

I tried to find a good home for you, didn't I?

You see? We don't belong together.

You're pedigreed and I ain't.

Besides, I'm not the proper guardian for you.

Another thing, first thing I know, you'll be staying out all hours of the night...

...and running around with the wrong kind of dogs.

And before I know it, some blond cocker spaniel...

...will come along and take you for every bone you got.

We gotta be big about this.

You gotta go, so let's just turn our backs and walk out of each other's lives.

We won't look back.

It'll be easier that way.

Chita.

Chiquita, I'm sorry.

I lost my head.

Hello, Buckley.

- Cugie gave it to me. - He's very cute.

He's not a he. He's a lady.

You've been crying.

No, I haven't, Buckley.

Oh, yes, you have, and I think I know why.

But don't let it upset you. Men are always getting crazy notions.

- It'll all blow over. - I don't care whether it does or not.

He's a pigheaded mule and I hope I never see him again.

That's gonna be a little hard to work.

You're doing a swimming scene with him in the morning.

Scene? Oh, I'm talking about Larry.

You are?

You know, my mother used to say...

...when a woman runs around hollering how much she can't stand a guy...

...it's a sure tip-off she feels just the opposite.

What'll I do, Buckley?

Put on your best hat, powder your nose...

...and run straight down and tell Larry how you feel about him.

I did go down. I even tried to help him with the commander and he wouldn't let me.

You just don't know how mean he was. He didn't care so much after all.

Men are funny people, honey.

Sometimes they want something till they get it...

...then they don't want it anymore. The big heels.

Where does that leave me?

Right back where you started, and that's a pretty good neighborhood.

Now, you just listen to Buckley, because he's got information for you.

Did you ever stop to think it puts 10 lines in your face...

...when you frown and only two when you smile?

When you run into trouble, there's one thing you gotta do.

You've gotta start off each day With a song

Even when things go wrong

You'll feel better You'll even look better

Oh, Roz, everyone has problems.

Why, even Chita and I had a misunderstanding.

But we made up. And it's gonna work out to my advantage.

Now when I make out my income tax, I'm gonna list Chita as a dependent.

That will take me out of the upper bracket.

That's right, smile.

Now, isn't it better to go through life With a smile and a song

Than walkin' around with a face Eleven miles long?

Now, you know that you can't go wrong

If you start off each day with a song

That's right, smile.

Cut it. Print that one, Jane.

That was wonderful. Couldn't have been nicer.

- Thank you. - Buckley.

Get the lieutenant and have him check Rick's uniform before we make this shot.

Okay, lieutenant.

- Everything in order, lieutenant? - Yes, Mr. Montez.

- Everything's in order. Everything's fine. - Good.

This is a new experience to me, working the moving-picture set.

It's a real pleasure. And anything I can do, please call on me.

Thanks, lieutenant.

Now, Yvonne, when you see Roz kiss Ricardo in this scene, you're jealous...

...so you finally decide to go back to the island. Then, Roz...

Roz!

Where's she going?

She's going in to fix her makeup. She'll be right back.

All right, boys, make the setup for the close shot.

- Let me know when she's ready. - Yeah, I'll let you know.

Come in.

I wouldn't do that, Roz. Better get back to work.

They're waiting for you.

- Tell them that I... Well, that I just... - Just what?

Well, that I just can't work today.

Oh, come on, Roz. You don't want someone that don't want you, do you?

You don't understand, Buckley. You've never been in love.

Maybe I have, honey. But that's all behind me.

You're just starting your life.

Believe me, Roz, right now you think you'll never get over this...

...and that you can't live without him, but you will.

Why, there'll be lots of guys that'll come into your life, hundreds of them.

And one of these days, it's gonna be the right one...

...and then you'll be glad you waited.

Are you glad you waited, Buckley?

Oh, I'm a different case.

Come on, Roz. Life's too short for tears.

Besides, honey, you've always got me.

- Tell George I'll be right there. - That's the girl.

- Please, Mrs. Peabody, I've got problems. - Go right ahead, Penelope.

Something old, something new Something borrowed, something blue.

That's what every bride should do.

How do you like that? Plagiarism.

Look, honey, go back to the old way. This way, nobody'll understand you.

We'll shoot it next Tuesday, if we're still here.

Okay, everybody, let's get going.

Martha, this is the moment you've been waiting for.

She's got a curl out of place.

Roz'll be out in a minute.

- How is she? - She's fine.

Think we ought to stop shooting? We can get her scenes tomorrow.

- No, I think it's better if you keep her busy. - Okay.

That'll be all for today.

- Very well. Will you want me tomorrow? - I don't know yet. I'll get in touch with you.

- Thank you, sir. - Buckley.

- Is Larry coming back? - No, honey, he's not.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I thought that...

Now, you just go right back to work and let nature take its course.

Buckley, I think I should talk with Roz.

Don't worry, honey. Roz understands.

Just the same, I wish Larry were coming back.

I've gotta be gone for a little while and I want you to take over for me.

All you gotta do is stay out of the way, keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.

If you have to say anything, just say, "Yes, sir."

Yes, sir.

Not that I've ever heard him say anything else.

All right, everybody, on your toes. Light those arcs, men.

Miss Rennolds, come a-running. We haven't got all day.

Yvonne, check your makeup. Martha! Martha, get Roz out here.

Janie, vacation's over. Get out your script. It's about time we got work done.

You're not gonna get around me like you do Buckley.

That's my boy.

- Nice to have you back, Miss Rennolds. - Thank you. It's nice to be back.

I'll bet you won't eat coconuts again.

All right, shorty, forget the sociabilities. The soup's in the kitchen.

Yes, sir.

Nevertheless, it's nice to have you back, Miss Rennolds.

Is a Cuban playboy without much dinero

He says, "I wanna be good And I would if I could

But what can I do?

I'm just a bad boy"

Yeah

- Would you like to dance, George? - Of course.

Well, maybe the next one after the next one, Roz.

Well, how about you, Buckley?

Who, me? I can't dance like that.

My feet don't seem to know what I got in mind.

Besides, it makes me seasick.

But I still loves you.

Well, what do you know? I wonder what the Navy's doing here.

Good evening, commander. Are you all here?

Looks like the fleet's in.

Sure a nice-looking bunch of boys.

Buckley, I was supposed to forget the Navy, remember?

The Navy wouldn't forget you, Miss Rennolds.

- Good evening, commander. - Good evening. May I have this dance?

Remember what happened last time you refused the Navy.

I'd love to dance, commander. Excuse me. I'll see you later.

Yvonne, do you think your grandmother will approve of me?

How do you like that? I turn my back and he grows up.

Maybe he needs an assistant.

- Join us? - I'd be glad to, if I'm not extruding.

- May I? - Certainly.

- Do you still wanna drown me? - Yes, I most certainly do.

Roz.

Miss Rennolds.

You're gonna hate me for this, but I gotta leave you.

Things don't look so good.

Roz? Please listen me. I'm sorry.

I know I made a mistake...

...but it's so easy to make mistakes when you love someone so much.

Oh, now who's being pigheaded and stubborn and obstinate and a hothead?

Don't you think it's time you stopped being an actress and started being a woman?

Oh, lieutenant.

Lieutenant?

Larry?

Hey!

Something old, something new Something borrowed, something blue.

That's what every bride should do.

Looks like we're gonna have a wedding after all, Pineapple.

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