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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

AH HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BYE!

Man, reading: "JUMBA & PLEAKLEY'S BED & NOT BREAKFAST?"

Lilo: WE'RE HAVING OUR GRAND REOPENING.

IT GOT WASHED AWAY IN A FLOOD,

BUT THAT WAS ONLY PARTLY MY FAULT.

WHAT'S A "BED & NOT BREAKFAST?"

IT'S A BED AND BREAKFAST,

BUT WITHOUT THE BREAKFAST PART.

IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A SPACESHIP

THAT CRASHED INTO THE GROUND.

THERE'S A GOOD REASON FOR THAT,

BUT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME.

IT SOUNDS A LITTLE WEIRD FOR US.

[BELL DINGS]

WE PREFER THE TERM "QUIRKY."

I HOPE PEOPLE WILL COME AND STAY HERE.

NANI COULD REALLY USE THE MONEY.

WE HAVE OUR ROOMS FILLED THIS WEEKEND.

SO YOU CAN JUST RELAX.

NOW, WHEN I SAY, "RELAX,"

I MEAN, "HELP ME ARRANGE THESE MAGAZINES!"

Lilo: RELAXING TIMES?

YES! PUT THAT ONE ON THE COFFEE TABLE!

MR. COOPER, THE REVIEWER,

IS STAYING IN THIS VERY ROOM THIS VERY WEEKEND,

AND WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO GET A GOOD REVIEW.

SO LET'S KEEP THE EVIL LITTLE MONSTER ON A SHORT LEASH, SHALL WE?

NO PROBLEM.

WHERE'S JUMBA?

I SENT HIM TO CLEAN OUT THE BATHTUB HOURS AGO.

STILL CLEANING.

AH.

[RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS]

Pleakley: HE'S HERE!

[CAR HORN HONKS, DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

MR. COOPER, I THINK YOU'LL FIND

AND WRITE IN YOUR MAGAZINE

THAT JUMBA & PLEAKLEY'S BED & NOT BREAKFAST

IS THE MOST RELAXING PLACE ON THE WHOLE ISLAND.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. SO WHY NO BREAKFAST?

HEH. WELL, IT'S JUST

THAT WE DON'T BELIEVE IN BREAKFAST.

NEEDLESS CALORIES.

MAY I RECOMMEND FIZZING TABLETS FOR YOUR BATHTUB?

MOST RELAXING.

ALL WE CARE ABOUT AT RELAXING TIMES

IS "AHH, PEACE,"

AND "SHH, QUIET."

OH, YES. "SHH" AND "AHH" ARE OUR SPECIALTIES.

PLEAKLEY, THE OTHER GUESTS ARE HERE.

NEXT TIME, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO HIT EVERY POTHOLE?

ALOHA, MR. PROUD. WELCOME TO KAUAI.

LOOK AT THIS, TRUDY. AIN'T BEEN HERE 5 MINUTES,

AND THEY'RE ALREADY TRYIN' TO SELL ME STUFF.

OSCAR, IT'S HAWAIIAN HOSPITALITY.

ALOHA.

INTERESTINGLY, "ALOHA" IS HAWAIIAN

FOR "EVERYBODY MUST BE VERY QUIET. SHH."

[LOUD VOICE] WHAT'S HAWAIIAN FOR "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?"

[GROWLS]

ALOHA.

I'M LILO,

AND THIS IS MY DOG STITCH.

ALOHA, LILO. I'M PENNY PROUD.

THAT'S A CUTE...

UNH, UNH.

UH, DOG, DID YOU SAY?

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE KAUAI.

THERE'S TONS OF FUN STUFF TO DO.

YEAH. OH, BUT I HAVE TO WRITE AN ARTICLE

FOR MY SCHOOL PAPER WHILE I'M HERE.

THAT WON'T BE MUCH FUN.

I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY

WITH THE CUSTOMIZED RELAX AND WRESTLE PACKAGE

WE PUT TOGETHER FOR YOU.

RELAX AND WRESTLE?

OH, YES. THE PROUDS ARE HERE TO SEE

WIZARD KELLY'S SMACK-UP THROWDOWN, HAWAIIAN STYLE, Y'ALL.

Oscar: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN WIZARD KELLY'D PUT US UP IN A 2X4.

UH, NEED SOME HELP?

YOU CALL THIS A CLOSET DOOR?!

IT'S AJAR. IT'S LESS AJAR.

IT'S AJAR. IT'S LESS AJAR.

LOOK, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU WORK IT.

IT'S STILL SMALL AS A JAR!

WHAT'S THIS FOR?

OH, BOY.

[PANTS]

SORRY. NOT COMPLETE REMOVING OLD BEDROOM DESIGN.

[TREES FALLING]

MR. COOPER! MR. COOPER!

ANY EXPLOSIONS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD

WERE A RARE ATMOSPHERIC DISRUPTION

THAT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY HUNDRED YEARS.

FROM NOW ON, IT'LL BE ALL, "AHH," AND, "SHH."

I PROMISE.

Oscar: WHERE'S MY LUGGAGE AT?!

Suga Mama: DO I LOOK LIKE A BELLHOP TO YOU?

Oscar: HEH. MORE LIKE THE LIBERTY BELL,

IF YOU ASK ME.

Suga Mama: WELL, NOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CRACKED.

OW! SEE?

HA HA HA!

I'M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR LUGGAGE.

YOU CAN BORROW THESE UNTIL YOU GET YOUR STUFF BACK.

MY NOTEBOOK WAS IN THERE.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY ARTICLE?

OH, MAN!

UH-UH! NOBODY LOSES OSCAR PROUD'S LUGGAGE!

I DEMAND A FREE VACATION!

A FREE SET OF LUGGAGE! A FREE SOMETHING!

THIS TRIP WAS FREE.

I KNOW THAT, MAMA, BUT WOULD YOU WORK WITH ME?

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. LET'S PLEASE JUST SETTLE DOWN.

EVERYBODY JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND COUNT TO 10, OK?

IN HAWAII, WE SAY, "SHAKA."

IT MEANS "HANG LOOSE AND ROLL WITH IT."

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

YEAH! YEAH!

SHAKA, BRA!

WELL, I'M GONNA HANG LOOSE IN THE BATHTUB.

COME ON, PUFF! LET'S GET SOAKIN'!

OH, YEAH! MM!

THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT.

KICKIN' BACK, MAXIN' AND RELAXIN'. ENNH.

PUT A PAW IN IT, PUFF.

YOU MAKE ONE MORE SOUND, AND I'M GONNA THROW YOU IN THE DEEP END.

625: AND STRETCH, 2, 3, 4.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS, HUH? FISHERCIZE?

WARNING! EXPERIMENT 397 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: ARGUMENT INSTIGATOR.

AN ARGUMENT STARTER. I WILL CAPTURE THIS ONE.

NO, YOU WON'T. YES, I WILL.

NO, YOU WON'T. YES, I WILL.

HEY, WE ALREADY ARGUE FINE.

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED IT.

YES, I DO! NO, YOU DON'T.

NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY.

NO, I'M NOT. AAH!

HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL LOCAL!

THANKS, LILO. IT'S NICE OF YOU TO LOAN IT TO ME.

DON'T WORRY, PENNY. YOUR LUGGAGE WILL TURN UP.

YEAH, BUT IT COULD TAKE DAYS.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO START MY ARTICLE OVER FROM SCRATCH.

REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT SHAKA?

YEAH, YEAH. HANG LOOSE AND ROLL WITH IT.

BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA GET MY ARTICLE WRITTEN.

MAYBE YOUR ARTICLE COULD BE ABOUT YOUR VACATION.

THEN YOU CAN DO FUN STUFF

AND GET YOUR WORK DONE AT THE SAME TIME.

BUT MY ARTICLES ARE USUALLY DEEP, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THE OCEAN'S DEEP. THE SAND'S DEEP.

SO GOING TO THE BEACH WILL BE LIKE RESEARCH.

YUP.

I'LL EVEN TAKE YOU THERE MYSELF.

PENNY PROUD TAKES A HAWAIIAN VACATION.

HOLLA! NO, WAIT.

SHAKA!

WE'VE GOT IT ALL AT JUMBA & PLEAKLEY'S

BED & NOT BREAKFAST.

RELAXING SEATING DEVICE.

RECLINE 37 DEGREES.

ACIDIC FRUIT FLUIDS,

WITH MINIATURE LIGHT PROTECTOR.

AND CRANIAL TISSUE TENDERIZATION!

NO!

AND DEMONSTRATION OF CULTURAL SHIFTING OF WEIGHT

FROM SIDE TO SIDE.

ISN'T IT RELAXING?

AREN'T YOU RELAXED?

TRUDY, I THINK THIS VACATION IS GONNA WORK OUT.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY

HAVING A GOOD TIME, BABY.

I LOVE YOU, HONEY.

I LOVE YOU FIRST, SNOOKUMS.

WHY YOU GIVE ME THAT UGLY LOOK?

ME UGLY?

YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY,

IT COULD MAKE ONIONS CRY!

WELL, WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, I CRY!

OK, I'M OUT OF HERE!

GOOD! YOUR HIPS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE ROOM!

HOW ABOUT GOING FOR A SPIN?

BLBLBLBLBL!

WHO'S RELAXED?

[CRYING]

WHY'D YOU PLAY ME LIKE THAT, TRUDY?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY!

MR. JUMBA, I CAME HERE

TO FIND, AHH, PEACE, AND SHH, QUIET.

BUT, MR. COOPER, SIR--

WOULD BE MORE QUIET IF YOU CLOSED YOUR BIG MOUTH!

WHAT? YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT, SIR!

WILL NOT!

THERE'S A BIG BLOWHOLE RIGHT DOWN THIS ROAD.

WHAT IS IT, STITCH?

GABA?

[EVERYONE ARGUING]

GOOD AFTERNOON! WELCOME TO TODAY'S TOUR!

I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO KEEP ALL ARMS AND LEGS

INSIDE THE MOVING VEHICLE

AS WE EMBARK ON OUR MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH TOWN!

ISN'T THIS RELAXING?!

I HAVE HAD NO BREAKFAST,

NO AHH, PEACE, NOR SHH, QUIET.

IF YOU EXPECT A GOOD REVIEW,

THIS TOUR HAD BETTER BE A GOOD ONE.

HAS BEEN VERY PEACEFUL.

NO, IT HASN'T!

YES, IT HAS.

Y'ALL STOP THAT FUSSIN'.

STEP ON IT, JUMBO!

I DON'T WANNA MISS MY WRESTLING MATCH.

Oscar: TRUDY, YOUR ARM'S IN MY FACE!

WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE?

I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS FINE.

EKATA!

PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S JUST

WHAT A CAT LOOKS LIKE ON KAUAI.

HEY, WAIT UP!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SHOW ME

THE BLOWHOLE AFTER LUNCH!

UH, CHANGE OF PLANS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT CATCHING THAT CAT?

I CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW.

MY ARTICLES IS ABOUT A HAWAIIAN VACATION.

IT'LL ALL WORK OUT IF YOU JUST ROLL WITH IT.

I PROMISE.

SHAKA.

YEAH, YEAH. SHAKA. I KNOW.

YOUR UNCLE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE AN EVIL SCIENTIST.

HE'S NOT EVIL ON THE OUTSIDE,

JUST DEEP IN HIS SOUL.

WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?

NAGA.

OH, MY BAD.

HERE HE IS, STITCH.

EXPERIMENT 397.

INVENTED TO START PEOPLE ARGUING.

WHY WOULD ANYONE INVENT THAT?

I GUESS WHEN PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING,

THEY DON'T NOTICE SOMEONE ELSE TAKING OVER THEIR PLANET.

OH, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

IF YOU THINK LIKE AN EVIL SCIENTIST,

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

WELL, DID HE INVENT A WAY TO STOP PEOPLE FROM ARGUING?

THAT WOULDN'T BE EVIL.

LIKE THAT.

GABA EEK!

Penny: SO, WE'RE GONNA CATCH THIS...

Lilo: ALIEN MUTATION.

RIGHT. BEFORE GANTU GETS TO IT.

HE'S THE BIG DUMMY ALIEN.

RIGHT.

BECAUSE HE WOULD SEND IT TO A HAMSTER

WHO'S IN SPACE PRISON.

DR. HAMSTERVIEL.

HE WANTS TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE.

OK, I THINK YOU ALL GET WAY TOO MUCH SUN ON THIS ISLAND.

I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

IN THAT CASE, I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE PAPER.

THERE HE IS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY MANGOES AREN'T FRESH?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY SHAVE ICE ISN'T FRESH?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GETTING FRESH WITH ME?!

BUT, DEAR, IT'S OUR HONEYMOON!

STITCH! HE'S ATTACKING EVERYONE.

IS HE GONNA BE OK?

STITCH, THERE'S NO TIME FOR EATING.

[GROANS WITH EFFORT]

EWW!

ON YOUR LEFT IS A TRADITIONAL HAWAIIAN ATM MACHINE.

AND ON YOUR RIGHT, WE HAVE...

A 25-FOOT AMPHIBIAN!

[CAMERA WHIRS]

SO, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? NO? OK.

DOES THIS THING GET US TO THE WRESTLING MATCH OR NOT?

UH, YES, IT DOES.

RIGHT NOW, THOUGH, I'D LIKE TO STEP ON

THE TRADITIONAL HAWAIIAN GAS!

NICE AND RELAXED! NICE AND RELAXED!

Lilo: EVERYTHING'S RUINED!

SHAKA, LILO. REMEMBER?

WE'RE GONNA LOSE THE EXPERIMENT,

WE'RE GOING TO GET A TERRIBLE REVIEW,

AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE ANY MORE GUESTS.

YOU NEED TO DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO,

HANG LOOSE.

IN OTHER WORDS, CHILL, LILO.

RIGHT.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

MY FAULT?

I WAS JUST CHASING HIM TO HELP YOU!

SOME HELP! HE'S GETTING AWAY!

I GOT 2 EYES! I CAN SEE WHO IS AND WHO ISN'T GETTING AWAY.

[RASPBERRY]

YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!

I DID NOT!

DID, TOO!

NOT GOOD.

HA HA! ENJOY YOUR ARGUMENT, GIRLS.

HE'S ALL MINE NOW.

LILO, I DON'T WANNA ARGUE.

YES, YOU DO.

I'M ONLY ARGUING BECAUSE YOU'RE ARGUING.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YES, I AM.

LILO? WE'RE ARGUING BECAUSE...

LILO!

THE EXPERIMENT PUT US UNDER HIS SPELL!

THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?

I'M YELLING BECAUSE YOU STARTED!

I DID NOT!

YES, YOU DID!

HELLO!

DID NOT!

DID, TOO!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS.

YES, THERE IS!

NO, THERE ISN'T!

THEN WHY ARE WE ARGUING?!

WHO'S ARGUING?

YOU ARE!

WHOO! I'VE GOT TO WORK OUT MORE.

Announcer: WELCOME TO THE SMACK-UP THROWDOWN, HAWAIIAN STYLE, Y'ALL.

COURTESY OF MYSELF, WIZARD KELLY.

NOW, WHO WANTS SOME SMACKIN' UP,

AND WHO WANTS SOME THROWIN' DOWN?

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!

I AM, TOO, LISTENING!

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE LISTENING.

THAT'S 'CAUSE MY EARS ARE COVERED BY MY HAIR.

YOU CAN'T SEE THEM LISTENING, OK?

PENNY PROUD!

DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE ON MY DAUGHTER.

LOVE TO CONTINUE ARGUING WITH YOU,

BUT MY MAMA'S CALLING ME.

I'M OUT.

OOH!

EXCUSE ME!

MR. COOPER! ARE YOU HAVING A RELAXING TIME?

THIS IS THE LEAST RELAXING VACATION I'VE EVER HAD.

HEY, MR. MAGAZINE MAN,

WHY YOU RUN AWAY LIKE CHICKEN?

HERE IS YOU.

PICKY, PICKY, PICKY! FLAPPY WINGS!

NITPICKY, PICKY, PICKY!

I AM NOT A CHICKEN!

MR. COOPER, HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

YES, I DID.

NO, HE DIDN'T.

YES, I DID.

AAH! GET IT OFF ME!

I DIDN'T PUT HIM THERE.

AGA CHUTA!

HEY! THIS ISN'T YOUR SECTION!

I SAID YOU TOOK TOO MUCH...

WHO YOU TALKIN' TO, MUSCLE HEAD, HUH?!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!

SHOW SOME LOVE FOR YOUR CHAMPION, WHOSE CONTRACT I OWN,

AHEM, SURF AND TURF, Y'ALL.

AND IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER,

THE LAVA ROCK!

GENTLEMEN, SMACK UP AND THROW DOWN!

HEY! YOU REALLY HURT ME THAT TIME, BROTHER.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING IT LIKE WE REHEARSED IT!

I'M TRYING TO DO MY ARTICLE,

AND LILO'S ALL TRYING TO CHASE THIS CAT,

AND THEN SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SHAKA.

THIS VACATION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

[SIGHS]

OK. JUST DO WHAT MY MOM SAYS AND COUNT TO 10.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7,

8, 9, 10.

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!

I DON'T FEEL LIKE ARGUING ABOUT ANYTHING!

WAIT! COUNTING TO 10 IS THE ANTIDOTE.

I GOTTA GO TELL LILO.

YAAH!

UHH. HEY!

YOU'RE THE ONE CAUSING ALL THAT TROUBLE.

IT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.

I'LL TAKE THAT, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

I GUESS THERE IS SUCH A THING AS AN ALIEN.

THIS GUY'S GOING TO LILO.

NO, YOU'RE GIVING HIM TO ME.

DON'T!

HOW DARE YOU!

YOU BETTER GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GRANDBABY.

YOU NO-LIPS, SEAWEED-SMELLING FISH-STICK!

THOSE SOUND LIKE FIGHTING WORDS, GRANNY.

OOH , THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO,

YOU UGLY-EARED, TWO-TONE, CHUCKLEHEAD.

STRONG WORDS FROM SUCH A WRINKLED MOUTH.

YOU WANNA TANGLE? LET'S TANGLE!

HA! I TOWER OVER YOU!

I AM 5 TIMES YOUR SIZE AND TRAINED IN INTERPLANETARY COMBAT,

AND I HAVE A BLASTER.

HYAH!

GUESS THEY FORGOT TO TEACH YOU

INTERPLANETARY TAE KWON DO.

CARE TO TAKE THIS INTO THE RING?

UH-UH! BRING IT! BRING IT ON, BABY! BRING IT!

I'M STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK. JUST COUNT TO 10, OK?

1, 2--

I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU SAY.

LILO, PLEASE JUST DO IT?

1, 2--

FINE, IF IT'LL MAKE YOU GO AWAY.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10.

HEY! I FEEL...

NOT MAD.

I'M SORRY ABOUT FIGHTING.

ME, TOO!

BUT IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.

COME ON, WE GOTTA GET EVERYBODY ELSE TO COUNT TO 10.

THIS ISN'T OVER YET.

GOOD! 'CAUSE I GOT A LITTLE BIT MORE WHUPPIN' LEFT IN ME.

HYAH!

HOW ARE WE GONNA GET EVERYBODY TO COUNT TO 10?

I KNOW!

SUGA MAMA HAS THE BIG DUMMY-HEAD PINNED!

HE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT.

COME ON, EVERYBODY!

1, 2...

All: 3, 4, 5, 6,

7, 8, 9, 10!

ISN'T IT RELAXING WHEN EVERYONE

COMES TO A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING?

I'M GOING HOME TO RELAX.

AND WRITE A GOOD REVIEW?

WAIT! MR. COOPER?

Penny: IT WORKED!

I TOLD YA!

HANG LOOSE, ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES,

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.

SHAKA.

HOLLA.

[BARKS]

DON'T YOU EVER MESS WITH SUGA MAMA.

COME ON, PUFF.

[BARKS]

MR. KELLY, BEFORE YOU LEAVE,

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SPATS.

SINCE YOUR WRESTLERS HAVE TO FIGHT ANYWAY,

MAYBE HIS ONE TRUE PLACE IS WITH YOU.

HMM.

THE WIZARD HAS NEVER SEEN 2 GUYS FIGHT SO HARD.

SO, YOU LIKE THE IDEA?

LIKE IT? I WANNA SPREAD IT ON TOAST AND EAT IT.

HE'S GONNA BE MY NUMBER ONE WRESTLING COACH.

BYE, Y'ALL.

SHAKA.

SWEETIE PIE, THIS HAS TURNED OUT

TO BE THE BEST VACATION EVER.

WE ARGUED A LOT AT FIRST,

BUT IT JUST MADE THE MAKING UP ALL THE BETTER.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT WASN'T ON MY DIME.

I JUST WISH THERE'D BEEN A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPETITION.

WELL, IT'S GOOD-BYE SERVICE INDUSTRY FOR US.

WE GOT A TERRIBLE REVIEW.

PLEAKLEY, READ THIS!

"MY HAWAIIAN ALIEN ADVENTURE."

IT'S PENNY'S ARTICLE.

IT WAS SO GOOD, WE TOOK IT TO THE KOKAWA TOWN GAZETTE,

AND THEY PRINTED IT.

YOU SEE, ANYONE CAN GO ON A REGULAR HAWAIIAN VACATION,

BUT I WROTE ABOUT THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH,

IF YOU WANNA SEE REAL ALIENS.

Lilo: THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN A REVIEW!

WE'LL GET TONS OF GUESTS NOW!

GUESTS WHO WANNA LOOK FOR...ALIENS.

BUT STILL GUESTS.