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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEH HEH HA HA HA!

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BYE!

HURRY, STITCH!

WE HAVE TO BRING NANI THIS--

LOOK OUT! WHOA!

STITCH, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE...

GOING.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

THE VELOCIRAPTOR 1200.

UH, KEONI! HI.

HEY, LILO. WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

ME? I CAME TO, UH...

I'M PRETTY SURE I CAME FOR SOMETHING.

OH, YEAH.

I CAME TO BRING NANI HER LUNCH.

HEY, IT'S EASY TO FORGET STUFF

WHEN THE VELOCIRAPTOR 1200 IS IN THE ROOM.

YEAH, IT'S DREAMY, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S THE GRAND PRIZE

FOR THE BIG KAUAI SKATE INVITATIONAL

THIS WEEKEND.

AHH, BUT I WON'T EVEN BE HERE.

MY DAD'S TAKING US TO AUSTRALIA TO GET AWAY FROM THE CROWDS.

IT'S TOO BAD. I WAS GETTING GOOD.

WELL, SEE YOU, LILO.

SEE YA.

[SIGHS]

BLECCH.

[OWL HOOTS]

POOR KEONI.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON'T BE ABLE

TO ENTER THE SKATEBOARD COMPETITION.

STITCH, DO YOU THINK THIS PICTURE

SHOULD GO HERE OR HERE?

HMM...

BLECCH!

[GASPS]

STITCH! DON'T YUCK MY YUM.

I WISH I COULD HELP YOU, KEONI.

I WISH I COULD WIN THE SKATEBOARD FOR YOU.

[GASPS] THAT'S IT!

I'LL ENTER THE COMPETITION

AND WIN THE SKATEBOARD

AND GIVE IT TO KEONI!

COME ON, STITCH.

I'M GONNA NEED SOME PRACTICE.

HERE I COME!

WHOA! WHOA!

[CRASH]

HOW DID I DO?

SO-SO?

FINALLY!

LET'S DO THAT ONE ONE MORE TIME,

AND I'LL TRY NOT TO CRASH.

WHERE'D MY BOARD GO?

IT'S STUCK.

UHH!

NAGA.

[GURGLES]

AN EXPERIMENT! GET HIM, STITCH!

COUSIN.

Jumba: EXPERIMENT 316--

MOST DEVIOUS OF EXPERIMENTS.

WHAT DOES HE DO?

316 IS SHAPE-SHIFTER.

HEY, SHOW THEM.

316 CAN TURN ANYONE...

INTO EXACT DUPLICATE OF ANY OTHER ONE.

AS ALONG AS EX 316 HAS IMAGE OF PERSON FOR REFERENCE.

WE'LL FIND YOUR ONE TRUE PLACE,

RIGHT AFTER I WIN THAT SKATEBOARD FOR KEONI.

I'D LIKE TO REGISTER FOR THE COMPETITION, PLEASE.

UH, YOUNGEST CATEGORY IS 10 TO 14.

WHAT?

ONE LEG OF OVERSIZED EARTH FOWL.

WHY SO DOWN, LITTLE GIRL?

I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO ENTER THE COMPETITION.

STUPID, DUMB CONTEST RULES.

UNLESS...

I MAY NOT BE OLD ENOUGH,

BUT KEONI IS.

VERY DEVIOUS.

JUMBA IS VERY PROUD OF LITTLE GIRL. HEH HEH!

IT'S PERFECT.

HE'S RIGHT IN THE AGE GROUP,

HE'S ON VACATION,

AND I HAVE A PICTURE YOU CAN COPY FROM

RIGHT HERE.

WHAT?

I PUT IT THERE FOR GOOD LUCK.

CAN YOU DO IT?

COOL!

LOOK AT THESE CHUMPS, GRANDPA.

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW BAD I'M GONNA SCHOOL THEM.

THAT VELOCIRAPTOR 1200 IS MINE, YO.

WE DID NOT COME ALL THE WAY FROM NEW YORK CITY

MERELY FOR SKATEBOARD PRIZES, JAKE.

YOU ARE THE AMERICAN DRAGON.

YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY.

YEAH, I KNOW,

PROTECT MAGICAL CREATURES.

BUT FOR REAL, GRAMPS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND

ALL THESE UNDISGUISED MAGICAL CREATURES

YOU'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT?

JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, YOUNG DRAGON.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU WILL SEE SOMETHING--

OHH! MAGICAL.

I AM MAD! $50 DOWN THE DRAIN.

YOU ALL RIGHT, "G"?

I'LL TAKE YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT!

EXCUSE ME. I MUST GO AND MEET

THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS.

YEESH! AND I THOUGHT I WAS BAD WITH THE PUPPY LOVE.

CATCH YOU KIDS LATER.

I'M GONNA GO BET A FEW BISCUITS ON OUR MAN JAKE HERE.

COME ON, SPUD.

WHILE JAKEY WARMS UP,

WE COULD BE SOAKING UP SOME RAYS ON THE BEACH.

THE BEACH? OH, NO. UH-UH.

THAT'S WHERE THE SHARKS ARE, MAN.

THE SHARKS!

WHERE ARE YOU, SHAPE-SHIFTING TROG?

[LILO'S VOICE] I'D LIKE TO REGISTER.

KEONI, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN AUSTRALIA, DUDE.

UH...

[DEEP VOICE] I'M BACK...DUDE.

WHOA, JUST IN TIME.

REGISTRATION'S TOTALLY ABOUT TO CLOSE.

[CHEERING]

NEXT UP ON THE HALF PIPE,

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

FOR KAUAI'S OWN KEONI JAMESON!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA!

WHOOOOAA!

OW!

[CROWD GROANS]

OH, NO! I GOTTA TRY AGAIN.

KEONI!

I SAW YOUR RUN. NOT YOUR BEST.

N-N-NO.

WHO ARE YOU?

OH, VERY FUNNY.

LIKE YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND?

[NORMAL VOICE] GIRLFRIEND?!

UM, I MEAN...

[DEEP VOICE] GIRLFRIEND?

KEONI JAMESON DOES NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL.

[SOBBING]

TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK.

WHAT? I DID HER A FAVOR.

WHERE'S EXPERIMENT 316?

YOU HAVE TO TURN ME INTO SOMEBODY ELSE.

ANYBODY ELSE.

NO PICTURE.

RIGHT.

COME ON.

A MAGICAL CREATURE

BEING MANHANDLED BY SOME JERK.

TRYING TO BAG A MAGICAL CREATURE

WHILE THE AM DRAG'S ON THE SCENE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

DRAGON UP!

HUH? GOTCHA.

YOU SHAPE-SHIFTING TROG.

HURRY, BEFORE THEY CLOSE REGISTRATION.

Announcer: AND REGISTRATION

IS CLOSED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

NO.

HMM. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE COMPUTER IMAGE

OF EXPERIMENT 316,

BUT YOU ARE A SHAPE-SHIFTER.

JAKE? DUDE, YOU OVER HERE, MAN?

THEY'RE JUST ABOUT READY FOR--

LAND SHARK!

AAH!

HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BUY HASAGAWA FRUITS

IF NO ONE CAN SEE SIGN?

MUCH TOO SMALL.

I PAID FOR A SIGN, NOT AN EYE TEST CHART.

YOU'D NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE THAT.

DON'T TRY TO CHEAT ME.

I AM A SPONSOR, JUST LIKE--WHAT?

OHH!

I AGREE. THE SIGN IS DISRESPECTFULLY SMALL.

PERHAPS THIS WILL SERVE BETTER?

CARE TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK?

Announcer: NEXT RIDER, ALL THE WAY FROM NEW YORK CITY,

JAKE LONG!

OK, UM, JAKE LONG?

OK, SOMEBODY WANT TO CHECK LOST AND FOUND FOR THIS KID?

WE STILL GOT A CHANCE, STITCH.

HELP ME FIND JAKE LONG'S PICTURE.

MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THIS.

FAST!

TELL ME YOU HAVE BROUGHT MY SHAPE-SHIFTER.

A MAGIC GERBIL. WHOA! THAT'S A NEW ONE.

HAMSTER!

AND EXPERIMENT 316's SHIFTLESS SHAPELESS POWERS

WILL SOON BE WORKING FOR ME!

GANTU, TRANSPORT HIM TO MY ASTEROID!

WITH PLEASURE.

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BACK THAT UP.

ASTEROIDS? SPACE SHIPS?

THE AM DRAG SHOW IS ABOUT SAVING MAGICAL CREATURES.

IT'S NOT SCI-FI.

I'M OUTTA HERE.

OH, BLITSNAK.

OHHH! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!

Announcer: ALL RIGHT, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT...

JAKE LONG!

THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO SHRED IT.

LILO, AKA JABA!

GO GET 'EM, JAKE!

I'M BETTIN' SOME SERIOUS BISCUITS ON YOU!

WHOO-HOO!

UH...BARK?

RUFF?

[GULPS]

WHOA-AO-AO-AO-AOOOA!

WHOA! WHOA!

AAH! AAH!

MMM!

WHOA-AAAAOA!

[CROWD GROANS]

THERE YOU ARE!

NOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR COMPUTER IMAGE.

NO TRICKS THIS TIME, LITTLE TROG.

DANG, JAKEY, YOU ALL RIGHT, DAWG?

'CAUSE THAT WAS JUST PLAIN UGLY.

HEY, I THINK WE'RE ALL A LITTLE DISTRACTED

BY THE DISCOVERY OF LAND SHARKS AMONG US.

I REALLY MESSED UP.

AGAIN!

HEY, OL' JAKEY, WHAT UP WITH THE SQUEAKY PIPES?

I THOUGHT YOUR VOICE ALREADY BROKE.

I, UH...THINK I HURT IT IN THE FALL.

YEAH, THE THING ABOUT THAT IS...

STITCH!

WHAT THE...

OH, YOU FOUND ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW,

MAGICAL CREATURES.

YO, WHAT IS THAT?

LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF MESSED UP LEPRECHAUN.

UH...YEAH.

MAGICAL CREATURE STITCH,

WHAT HAPPENED TO MAGICAL CREATURE 316?

ABALUCHA.

WHAT?!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK AS JAKE LONG.

HE'S SOME KIND OF WEIRDO

WHO THINKS HE'S HUNTING MAGICAL CREATURES!

UH, JAKE, YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN?

YOU JUST DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU TODAY.

JAKEY, WHERE YOU BEEN?

I FOUND THIS FREAKED OUT BLUE LEPRECHAUN--

GRRRRRRRR...

AAH! TALKING DOG!

MM, THERE'S SOMETHIN' FUNNY GOIN' ON, FOOL.

MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK JAKE HERE

A FEW QUESTIONS.

YO! ANYBODY SEEN GRANDPA?

I GOTTA TELL HIM ABOUT--

FREAKY ALIEN DUDE!

JAKE! GRRRRRRR...

THAT THING IS JAKE?!

YEAH. AND WHO ARE YOU?

SHAMICHEEVAH!

GRRRRR...

HYAH! WHOO! WHACHA! HA! HA! HA!

RAWWR!

OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

WAAAA--OOH!

RRRRRR...

EEEEYAH!

PPBBBBBT!

GRRRRRR...

HYAH! EEEYAH!

STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE TRUTH.

MY REAL NAME IS LILO,

AND I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE HAWAIIAN GIRL

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF AN ALIEN SHAPE- SHIFTER.

COOL, BUT, I MEAN, WHY DID YOU TURN INTO ME?

WELL, THERE'S THIS GUY.

I WAS TRYING TO WIN THE VELOCIRAPTOR 1200 FOR HIM.

YOU KNOW, SO HE'D LIKE ME.

SWEET PLAN.

FOR REAL.

IF A GIRL DID THAT FOR ME,

MY HEART WOULD BE HERS FOREVER.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL TRYIN' TO DO HERE,

MESS UP THE LITTLE HAWAIIAN GIRL'S HEAD FOR LIFE?!

LILO, LISTEN TO LITTLE MAMA TRIXIE.

YOU CAN'T BUY ANYBODY'S LOVE.

IT'S GOTTA COME ALL FROM UP IN HERE.

YOU FEEL ME?

I FEEL YOU.

I'LL STOP BEING YOU AS SOON AS STITCH AND I

FIND EXPERIMENT 316.

EXPERIMENT 316?!

THAT'S WHAT THE BIG SHARK ALIEN KEPT CALLING ME.

THE LAND SHARK. I TOLD YOU!

BIG LAND SHARK ALIEN?

GANTU'S GOT HIM.

WE HAVE TO GET EXPERIMENT 316 BACK...

OR I'LL BE JAKE LONG FOREVER!

ANYBODY UP FOR A RESCUE MISSION?

A REMATCH WITH THAT SHARK PUNK?

COUNT US IN!

HEY, HAS ANYBODY SEEN GRANDPA?

[PANTING]

HA HA HA HA... HA HA HA HA...

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

STRUGGLE ALL YOU WANT, TROG.

THAT'S A HEAVY DUTY CONTAINER.

THERE'LL BE NO ESCAPING THIS ONE.

WHAT?!

HUH?! UHH!

WHAT UP, FISH MAN?

EXPERIMENT 316? BUT...HUH?!

YOU CAN CALL ME THE AMERICAN DRAGON, CHUMP.

TAKE IT AWAY, MY MAN.

ACAPOTA!

HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

RRRRRRRRRRR...

ALL CLEAR. COME ON.

CAN I GET THE OLD ME BACK, PLEASE?

SO THAT'S THE REAL LILO, HUH?

LIKE THAT DRESS, GIRL. I SEE YOU.

THANKS. I'VE GOT A CLOSET FULL OF THEM.

RUH...REES...UNH!

HUH?

Gantu: GET BACK HERE!

LET'S GO!

RRRRRRRRR!

HUH?

UH-OH.

HEY!

[BEEPING]

NOW OFF TO HAMSTERVIEL WITH YOU,

YOU PUTRID, GUILTY LITTLE--

LAND SHARK DUDE,

YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS ANGER ISSUES.

WATTOW!

HUH? [GASPS]

UHH! AAH!

[RUMBLING, CREAKING]

Gantu's voice: OH, DOUBLE BLITSNAK!

[ALL CHEERING]

[BEEP]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK ON A LAND SHARK

TO SAVE 316.

HA HA. WHO'D BE AFRAID OF A FLUFFY LITTLE BUNNY LIKE THAT?

COME BACK HERE!

I DEMAND YOU RESTORE MY RIGHTFUL BODY!

[CRYING] PLEEEEASE!

[CROWD CHEERING, CAMERAS CLICKING]

THAT IS ONE SWEET BOARD.

BUT NOT AS SWEET AS MAKING A NEW FRIEND.

[CRYING] I JUST DON'T GET IT.

WHY DID HE BREAK UP WITH ME?!

UH-OH.

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA NEED YOU ONE MORE TIME,

CHANGER.

THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH--

CHANGER?!

UH-UH, GIRL. THAT IS NOT GONNA DO.

HE GOT KICKIN' POWER!

HE NEEDS A KICKIN' NAME.

LIKE, UH...

MORPHOLOMEW!

[HAPPY GRUNTS]

MORPHOLOMEW IT IS!

[SIGHS] OK, MORPHOLOMEW,

TURN ME BACK INTO KEONI

SO I CAN GET HIM BACK TOGETHER WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT?! OK, LILO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

I KINDA BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND

WHEN I WAS PRETENDING TO BE HIM.

UH, MISS LILO,

YOU WILL NOT BE USING MORPHOLOMEW

FOR ANY MORE SCHEMING, RIGHT?

NO, MAMA TRIXIE.

I KNOW THAT I CAN'T BUY SOMEONE'S LOVE

WITH A SHINY NEW SKATEBOARD,

AND I CAN'T GET SOMEONE TO LIKE ME

BY GETTING RID OF HIS GIRLFRIEND, EITHER.

YEAH. THAT'S MY GIRL!

I WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GRANDPA.

[GRANDPA'S VOICE] HE, UH--WELL, HE WENT HOME EARLY.

NOW GO AWAY.

GRANDPA?

Miss Hasagawa: KEEP QUIET,

AND THERE'S A SHINY PINEAPPLE IN IT FOR YOU.

SORRY, LADY, WE GOTTA GET LOVERBOY BACK

TO THE BIG APPLE.

FAREWELL, MY CHERRY BLOSSOM.

WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE SKATE PARK.

BYE!

COME BACK AGAIN SOON.

[CRYING] I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OH...ALL RIGHT.

LET'S DO THIS.

WASSUP, PEOPLE? I'M BACK.

[GASPS] KEONI!

YOU CAME BACK FOR ME!

SARAH, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS,

LIKE, A MILLION TIMES ALREADY.

I ONLY LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND.

AND YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND.

OH, WELL, NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIND

THE ONE PLACE YOU TRULY BELONG.

THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT, IS IT?

AWESOME!

I AM GONNA ROCK THAT COSTUME PARTY!

[GRUNTS]

MORPHOLOMEW WANTS TO BE PAID.

HERE YOU GO, LITTLE GUY.

WORTH EVERY PENNY.