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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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HAO!
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IKI BAH BAH.
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HA HA HA.
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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MAKA MAKA.
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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HEH HEH HA HA HA!
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AH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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OOOCHA!
CHI-KA!
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d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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BYE!
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AS YOU KNOW,
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I AM A HARD,
LOYAL WORKER,
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AND I THINK
I'M OVERDUE FOR A RAISE.
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OR A PROMOTION.
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OR MAYBE A RAISE
AND A PROMOTION.
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ARE YOULOLO?
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NO, I'M...SERIOUS?
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COULD YOU SMASH A BRICK
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?
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THE VICE PRESIDENT
OF THE HOTEL ISN'T
GONNA ASK ME THAT.
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YOU HAVE TO BE
PREPARED FOR ANYTHING.
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I AM!
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EXCEPT FOR THIS HAIR!
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
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DON'T WORRY,
YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES.
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WHAT?!
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I'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
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MY BLOW-DRYER!
MY HAIR!
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MY BLOW-DRYER
AND MY HAIR!
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NO PROBLEM. STITCH.
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[CAR ALARM GOES OFF]
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STITCH, I'M NOT
SURE ABOUT THIS.
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DON'T WORRY.
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YOU STILL HAVE
10 MINUTES LEFT.
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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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HUH?
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HOW DOES IT LOOK?
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THERE. YOU LOOK
SO PROFESSIONAL.
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THERE'S NO WAY
HE'LL SAY NO.
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DON'T TOUCH IT!
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IT COULD EXPLODE
AT ANY MOMENT.
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AND, ALONG
WITH A RAISE,
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I THINK I AM DUE
FOR A PROMOTION.
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SIR. AHEM.
THANK YOU.
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YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
ASKING FOR A PROMOTION, NANI.
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I DID?
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MAHALO.
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AND I'M GOING TO TAKE IT
UNDER SERIOUS CONSIDERATION.
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MAHALO PLENTY!
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IN A FEW MONTHS.
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EH,MAHALO.
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THE CONCIERGE
IS IN THE--
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OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE--
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NANI?
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YEAH?
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WELL, IT'S ELLEN AND
LANA FROM JUNIOR HIGH.
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'EIA 'OE.
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NO WAY!
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[ALL SQUEAL]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?
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OH, WE'RE ON VACATION.
WHAT ELSE?
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WE KEPT IN TOUCH,
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
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SORRY.
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HIGH SCHOOL WAS
KIND OFLOLO FOR ME.
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YOU BOTH LOOK SO GREAT.
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WELL, YOU SURE
GOT IT GOING ON,
MISS VICE PRESIDENT.
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HUH? OH, NO. I'M NOT--
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YES, I'M SURROUNDED
BY SUCCESS STORIES.
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AND TO THINK,
I ONLY MARRIED WELL.
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YOU MANAGED TO
STAY HERE IN HAWAII.
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THAT'S
AWESOME, GIRL!
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I MEAN,
I LOVE L.A., BUT...
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OH, BUT, HONESTLY,
THERE'S LIFE
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BEYOND SURFER BOYS
AND BOOGIE BOARDING.
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KEEP KAUAI, JUST
GIVE ME PARK AVENUE.
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YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK?
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AND IN L.A.?
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AND YOU RUN THIS
BEAUTIFUL HOTEL.
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THAT MUST BE
A BLAST!
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OH, AND LANA'S
IN BUSINESS, TOO.
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I JUST OWN A LITTLE
COSMETICS COMPANY.
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ELLEN'S LIFE
IS ALL THAT.
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YACHTING AROUND
THE WORLD.
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YACHT? YOU HAVE A YACHT?
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OH, PLEASE.
IT'S A FLOATING MOTEL.
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NOTHING TO GET
ALL SQUISHY ABOUT.
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OH, IT'S COOL,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
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BESIDES,
I BET MISS
VICE PRESIDENT
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GOES ON YACHTS
ALL THE TIME.
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SHE'S PROBABLY BORED
SILLY WITH YACHTS.
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WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE NOT TOO BORED
TO GO ON ONE MORE.
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WE'RE HAVING DINNER
ON DECK LATER.
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YOU MUST COME
SO WE CAN CATCH UP.
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OH, I COULDN'T.
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I HAVE ANOHANA NOW.
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A LITTLE SISTER,
AN AUNTIE, AN UNCLE.
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A LITTLE NANI?
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YOU'VE GOTTA
BRING HER!
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SURE, BRING
THE WHOLE FAMILY.
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MY FAMILY?
TO A DINNER?
ON A YACHT?
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WE'RE PROBABLY
KEEPING YOU
FROM WORK ANYWAY.
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I'M JUST DYING
TO MEET YOUR FAMILY.
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NOW, DON'T FORGET,
6:00 AT THE HARBOR,
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AND IT IS STRICTLY CASUAL.
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TA-TA, NANI.
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OH, I MEANALOHA.
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YEAH, CAN'T WAIT.
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OH, NOW, THIS IS WHY
THEY CALL HAWAII PARADISE.
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CANNONBALL!
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HA HA HA! STOP!
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YOU'RE GETTING
OUR CLOTHES WET.
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I'LL CALL FOR HELP.
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MY CELL PHONE! HELLO?
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MY CAR!
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WHY AM I SO WORRIED
ABOUT TAKING MY FAMILY
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TO THIS PARTY?
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HI, NANI. HOW'D IT GO?
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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A NEW DISGUISE.
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THE TRADITIONAL
BELLY DANCE SCARF
OF NORTHERN AFRICA.
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IT'S ALL THE RAGE
ON THE CLUB SCENE.
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YOU LIKEY?
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SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
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SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
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HOW'D THE INTERVIEW GO?
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WANNA PLAY
VAMPIRE ROOSTERS FROM SATURN?
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UH, NOT RIGHT NOW.
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[BELCHES]
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UGGHH!
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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I CAN'T TAKE THEM
TO A FANCY DINNER
ON A YACHT.
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I SHOULDN'T
BE GOING AT ALL.
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THEY THINK
I'M VICE PRESIDENT!
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NANI, OF COURSE,
YOU KNOW THE PRINCE?
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AHH!
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[BELCHES]
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MR. PRINCE?
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ME AND MY ALIEN
ARE PLAYING.
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NANI'S NOT REALLY
A VICE PRESIDENT.
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WANT HER
TO RENT YOU A CANOE?
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YOU LIED ABOUT BEING
VICE PRESIDENT?
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OH! HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN SUCH AN
EMBARRASSING FAMILY? REALLY!
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AH!
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[THE CROWD LAUGHS]
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OH!
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ARE YOU OK?
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YEAH, LILO.
I'VE JUST HAD
A WEIRD DAY.
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OH.
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SO NOW THEY THINK
I'M VICE PRESIDENT
OF THE HOTEL.
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ISN'T THAT
HILARIOUS?
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YEAH, ESPECIALLY
THE PART ABOUT
YOUR LYING.
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BUT THEY'RE ALL
SO SUCCESSFUL,
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AND I RENT CANOES.
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OH, THERE ARE
LOTS OF PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD
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WHO JUST WISH THEY
COULD RENT CANOES.
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LIKE WHO?
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UH, LIKE, UM...
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MARSHA.
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LOOK, I KNOW I DIDN'T
TELL THE TRUTH.
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BIG DEAL.
YOU LIED.
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I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
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BUT THEY'RE LEAVING
IN A COUPLE DAYS,
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AND, HONESTLY,
IT'S NICE
TO HAVE SOMEONE
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THINK YOU'RE
SUPER SUCCESSFUL
FOR ONCE, YOU KNOW?
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YOU ARE SUPER SUCCESSFUL.
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YOU'RE NICE. USUALLY.
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YOU'RE A GOOD SISTER.
USUALLY.
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EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.
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WELL, EXCEPT--
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CAN WE
SKIP AHEAD?
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AND YOU SHOULDN'T
BE ASHAMED OF WHAT YOU DO.
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I KNOW.
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COULDN'T YOU
JUST PLAY ALONG
WITH THIS
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FOR A COUPLE
OF DAYS?
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IT WOULD MEAN
A LOT TO ME.
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OK, BUT
FOR THE RECORD,
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IF I WAS DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
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I'D GET A LECTURE
ABOUT BEING MYSELF.
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PROBABLY.
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I GOTTA
GO BACK TO WORK.
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REAL WORK OR LYING WORK?
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LILO!
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WHAT TIME
SHOULD WE MEET YOU
AT THE YACHT?
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WHAT YACHT?
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THE BIG YACHT PARTY
WE ALL GET TO GO TO
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS.
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OH, THAT.
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TALK ABOUT
BORING.
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I'M SURE
YOU ALL HAVE
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BETTER THINGS TO
DO, DON'T YOU?
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NO, SIR.
NOT ME.
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[SIGHS]
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ALL RIGHT!
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MEET ME THERE AFTER WORK.
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BUT, PLEASE,
BE ON YOUR VERY BEST
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IMPORTANT PARTY
FOR NANI BEHAVIOR, OK?
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OK.
OKEY-DOKEY.
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REMEMBER,
IT'S JUST CASUAL.
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AYE-AYE.
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[SIGHS]
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[TRUMPETS]
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[ROARS]
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[HISSES]
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SINCE THIS IS
THE FIRST YACHT PARTY
FOR MANY OF YOU,
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I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF
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TO INSTRUCT YOU IN PROPER
YACHT PARTY ETIQUETTE.
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BUT YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN ON
FANCY BOATS, EITHER.
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NO, INDEED.
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BUT I HAVE BEEN
STUDYING THIS BOOK
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BY DAME LADY MARQUEZ.
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FROM CLUELESS TO CLASSY.
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IT'S FASCINATING.
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JUMBA, SOMEONE OFFERS
YOU HORS D'OEUVRES.
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DO YOU, "A," TAKE ONE
WITH A NAPKIN,
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"B," PUT SEVERAL IN
YOUR POCKET FOR LATER,
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OR "C," TRIP THE WAITER
WITH YOUR FOOT,
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AND EAT WHAT
HE DROPS ON THE FLOOR.
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"D," STAY HOME FROM PARTY
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00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,416
AND EAT WHATEVER
I WANT FROM FRIDGE.
243
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,958
JUST STICK CLOSE TO ME.
244
00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,583
LILO, THE HOSTESS
OF THE PARTY
245
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,708
ASKS YOU TO PLAY
A PIANO SELECTION.
246
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:41,583
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?
247
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:45,500
CAN'T IT
BE THE BONGOS?
248
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,458
NO!
249
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,625
OH, IT'LL JUST BE FASTER
250
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,833
IF I GIVE YOU
THE ANSWERS
TO THE WHOLE QUIZ.
251
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:53,291
IT'S "A," "C," "B,"
252
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,583
"A," "A," "A,"
253
00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:58,708
HANDKERCHIEF,
AND THEMINUET IN E.
254
00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,000
EH, WILL COMMIT TO MEMORY.
255
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,625
GOOD. NOW ON TO
THE APPROPRIATE
CLOTHES TO WEAR.
256
00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,625
MY FAVORITE PART.
257
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:09,000
NANI SAID IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE CASUAL.
258
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,875
WHEN YACHT PEOPLE
SAY, "CASUAL,"
259
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,833
THEY MEAN,
"DRESS UP."
260
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,083
TRUST ME.
261
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:17,583
THEN WHAT DO THEY MEAN
WHEN THEY SAY, "DRESS UP"?
262
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:18,500
OH!
263
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,750
WHEN YACHT PEOPLE
SAY, "DRESS UP,"
264
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,000
I MEAN, WOW!
265
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,708
GOLD CROWNS,
MIRRORED SUNGLASSES,
266
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,458
LEATHER CAPES,
RUBY SLIPPERS!
267
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:28,750
I MEAN,
THEY REALLY DRESS UP!
268
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,583
AND IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU
YOUR OPINION ON THE WEATHER,
269
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,875
SAY IT'S PERFECT FOR GOLF.
270
00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,583
[ALL SCREAM]
271
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,708
IS THAT A--
272
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,125
[TRUMPETS]
273
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,291
WOOLY MAMMOTH.
274
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:47,458
EXTINCT FOR THOUSANDS
OF YEARS. INTERESTING.
275
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,000
[GROWL]
276
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,250
A SABER-TOOTH TIGER?
277
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:57,208
[SNARLING]
278
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:02,166
OOH, A SABER-TOOTH
SQUIRREL.
279
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,708
I'LL HAVE TO LOOK
THAT ONE UP.
280
00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,416
[SNIFFING]
281
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:09,458
COUSIN!
282
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,500
EXPERIMENT 2-1-0!
283
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:16,166
SO IT TURNS ANIMALS
INTO PREHISTORIC ANIMALS?
284
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,708
NOT JUST ANIMALS.
285
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,458
WAS DESIGNED
TO WEAKEN ENEMY
286
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:23,458
BY MAKING WEAPONS
AND TECHNOLOGY
PRIMITIVE AND USELESS.
287
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,625
I'M HAVING
A PROUD MOMENT.
288
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:28,208
HELLO.
YACHT PARTY.
289
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,458
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
290
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,583
NANI'S WAITING FOR US
AT THE PARTY.
291
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:35,208
BUT WE GOTTA STOP
STITCH'S COUSIN.
292
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,708
LUJA. AJA KABA.
293
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:37,708
YOU'LL GO GET HIM?
294
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:42,375
THANKS, STITCH.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
295
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:00,583
COUSIN?
296
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,625
CHI MEETOH.
297
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,583
WOW! SO YOU GUYS
ARE NANI'S FAMILY.
298
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,875
MOST ENCHANTED TO
MEET YOU, MADAMS.
299
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:18,375
UHH! I MEAN,
YOU'RE HERE.
300
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,708
AND WHAT ARE
YOU WEARING?
301
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,625
I TOLD YOU IT WAS CASUAL.
302
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,583
THEY DON'T USUALLY--
I MEAN,
303
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,750
THEY ALL JUST CAME
STRAIGHT HERE FROM...
304
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,208
UH...
305
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,291
GOLF!
306
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,708
YEAH, THE WEATHER
WAS PERFECT FOR GOLF.
307
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,333
SO WE WENT GOLFING.
308
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,708
OH, SHE IS SO CUTE!
309
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:44,708
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
SHE WAS SO CUTE?
310
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:48,208
WELL, WHY DON'T WE ALL
HAVE SOME REFRESHMENTS?
311
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,125
WHAT AN APPROPRIATE
SUGGESTION FOR
THE FIRST ACTIVITY.
312
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:54,583
I SEE YOU ARE FAMILIAR
WITH DAME LADY MARQUEZ.
313
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,166
WHO?
314
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,750
SO, NANI TELLS ME
YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
315
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,208
WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY?
316
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:08,416
I'M DEVELOPING SERUM
TO MAKE PERSON DROOL
IN 5 FLAVORS.
317
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,500
OOH, YOU MUST BE
VERY PROUD
318
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,333
OF YOUR SISTER BEING
VICE PRESIDENT.
319
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:16,750
SHE WOULD BE PRESIDENT,
BUT SHE LOST BY 2 VOTES
IN OHIO.
320
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,375
I THINK IT'S GOING
QUITE WELL, DON'T YOU?
321
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,083
WELL, YOU
COULD BE WEARING THE
BELLY DANCE OUTFIT,
322
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,708
SO I GUESS
IT COULD BE WORSE.
323
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,708
[GRUNTING]
324
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,458
IT'S WORSE.
325
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,458
OHH! WHAT IS
THAT THING?
326
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,583
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL DO SOMETHING.
327
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,458
AAAAH!
328
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,250
[GASPS]
329
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,583
[GASPS]
330
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,416
HUH?
331
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,583
OOH. OO-OO-OOHH.
332
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,291
AAHH!
333
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:57,708
[LILO MAKING APELIKE GRUNTS]
334
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,500
LILO! GET DOWN
FROM THERE!
335
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:07,500
NORMALLY, SHE'S
NEVER LIKE THIS.
336
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:12,291
[SCREAMING]
337
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,500
[GASPS]
338
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,458
LILO!
339
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,416
AA, AA, AA...
340
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,500
HUH?
341
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,208
JAAG KAA!
342
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,458
THIS IS NOT
IN THE BOOK.
343
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:23,125
BUT I PRESUME,
THE GUEST TURNING
INTO CAVE PEOPLE
344
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,625
IS NOT GOOD ETIQUETTE.
345
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,083
NOT TO WORRY.
346
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,875
THINKING THERE
IS WAY TO REVERSE
CAVEMAN TURNING INTO.
347
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:32,625
THERE IS? WELL,
IT WOULD BE VERY GOOD
ETIQUETTE FOR YOU
348
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,375
TO SAY WHAT IT IS
RIGHT NOW!
349
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,708
VERY SIMPLE.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS--
350
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,625
JUMBA!
351
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,083
[PURRING]
352
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,458
OH-OH.
353
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,750
JUMBA!
354
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,708
OH--OO-OH...
355
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:54,166
NOT THE HAM!
NOT THE WHOLE HAM!
356
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,166
BARR. BARR.
357
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,958
BARR! BARR!
358
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,375
GUYS, NO!
359
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,333
OH, WHAT IS GOING
ON HERE?
360
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,000
I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
361
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,333
OH! UH!
362
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,750
AAH!
AAH!
363
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,708
[GUTTURAL GRUNTS]
364
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,458
HAVAH.
365
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:47,708
STITCH, HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET THEM BACK TO NORMAL?
366
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,875
NO PROBLEM.
367
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,625
[GRUNTING]
368
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,875
I'LL STAY HERE...
369
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,583
AND BABYSIT.
370
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,583
AAH! AAH!
371
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:22,166
HOO-HYAH!
372
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,750
HUH?
373
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,458
MI GATA!
374
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,208
WHEW!
375
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:25,625
[ROOSTER CROWS]
376
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:29,500
BRU JIKA...2...
1...ZERO.
377
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:33,000
A REVERSE--
WRAP TONGUE...
378
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,583
SPANK BOTTOM.
379
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,166
[LAUGHS]
380
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,625
BO TIFA.
381
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,625
FASCI NAY.
382
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,708
OK, EVERYONE...
383
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:51,583
I--I DON'T WANNA BE
YOUR QUEEN.
384
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,750
I MEAN, THE FLOWERS
ARE VERY NICE, BUT...
385
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,625
URR, URR, URR,
URRRFF!
386
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:00,250
UGGHH, THAT BREATH.
387
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,708
[SNIFFING]
388
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,250
HUGAA.
389
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,000
THE YACHT!
390
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,291
IT'S A CANOE!
391
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:24,583
STITCH, I CANNOT AFFORD
TO BUY ELLEN A NEW YACHT.
392
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:38,000
1...2...3!
393
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:41,458
HUH?
394
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,291
AAH...MM...
395
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,708
AHEM. CIRKA.
396
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,458
OH...
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
397
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:50,500
AND WHY ARE WE DRIFTING
TOWARD THE REAL SHARP ROCKS?
398
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,708
AND WHY IS THERE A HAM
STUCK IN MY TEETH?
399
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,125
DON'T WORRY,
EVERYONE.
400
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,583
I'LL EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING.
401
00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,416
AFTER WE PADDLE
BACK TO SHORE.
402
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,500
I'M SORRY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
PADDLE?
403
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,708
SHE MEANS PICK UP A PADDLE
AND ACTUALLY PADDLE.
404
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:09,375
BUT I HAVEN'T
USED A PADDLE
SINCE JUNIOR HIGH.
405
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:13,583
DON'T WORRY.
NANI TEACHES PEOPLE
HOW TO PADDLE EVERY DAY.
406
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,833
OOPS!
407
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:17,500
FORGET IT, LILO.
I GOT MYSELF
INTO THIS MESS.
408
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,583
IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO GET OUT OF IT.
409
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,625
WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, NANI?
410
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:27,458
I'LL TELL YOU,
BUT FIRST, PADDLE.
411
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,708
GRIP HERE AND HERE.
412
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,333
SO I'M SORRY I
LIED TO YOU GUYS.
413
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:43,500
I GUESS I JUST WANTED YOU
TO THINK I WAS DOING SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT WITH MY LIFE
414
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:47,125
THAN TEACHING PEOPLE
HOW TO USE ONE OF THESE.
415
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,500
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
416
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,583
USING ONE OF THESE
SAVED OUR LIVES.
417
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,250
I HONESTLY DON'T
CARE WHAT YOU DO
FOR A LIVING.
418
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,375
AT LEAST YOU
ACTUALLY WORK.
419
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,958
WE'RE JUST THRILLED
TO SEE YOU, GIRL!
420
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,583
SO, YOU RENT
WATER SPORTS GEAR?
421
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,583
YEP.
422
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,250
YOU GOT JET SKIS?
423
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,125
YEP.
424
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,458
WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
425
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:10,000
OH, LANA,
MUST WE?
426
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,833
OH, COME ON, ELLEN.
427
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,500
WE'RE ON VACATION!
428
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:17,000
YOU ARE STILL DEADLY
WITH THAT THING.
429
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,708
SHE ALWAYS WAS.
430
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,291
[ALL LAUGH]
431
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:23,416
I'M GONNA CALL YOU
RETRO.
432
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:27,500
NOW, WE JUST
GOTTA FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.
433
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,500
MAKA MAKA. SASA.
434
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,583
PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY COME
AND SEE EXTINCT ANIMALS.
435
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,583
WE ARE GONNA MAKE A FORTUNE.
436
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,875
IT'S A GREAT IDEA,
STITCH.
437
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:42,416
REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING
I SAW IN A MOVIE ONCE.
438
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:47,000
I'M SURE THIS WILL HAVE
A BETTER ENDING THOUGH.
439
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,375
RIGHT, RETRO?
440
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,500
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
441
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:57,375
[SCREAMING]
442
00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:58,750
[ROARS]
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