Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HEH HEH HA HA HA!

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

BYE!

AS YOU KNOW,

I AM A HARD, LOYAL WORKER,

AND I THINK I'M OVERDUE FOR A RAISE.

OR A PROMOTION.

OR MAYBE A RAISE AND A PROMOTION.

ARE YOULOLO?

NO, I'M...SERIOUS?

COULD YOU SMASH A BRICK WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?

THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE HOTEL ISN'T GONNA ASK ME THAT.

YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING.

I AM!

EXCEPT FOR THIS HAIR!

WHAT TIME IS IT?

DON'T WORRY, YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES.

WHAT?!

I'LL NEVER MAKE IT!

MY BLOW-DRYER! MY HAIR!

MY BLOW-DRYER AND MY HAIR!

NO PROBLEM. STITCH.

[CAR ALARM GOES OFF]

STITCH, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.

DON'T WORRY.

YOU STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES LEFT.

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HUH?

HOW DOES IT LOOK?

THERE. YOU LOOK SO PROFESSIONAL.

THERE'S NO WAY HE'LL SAY NO.

DON'T TOUCH IT!

IT COULD EXPLODE AT ANY MOMENT.

AND, ALONG WITH A RAISE,

I THINK I AM DUE FOR A PROMOTION.

SIR. AHEM. THANK YOU.

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING ASKING FOR A PROMOTION, NANI.

I DID?

MAHALO.

AND I'M GOING TO TAKE IT UNDER SERIOUS CONSIDERATION.

MAHALO PLENTY!

IN A FEW MONTHS.

EH,MAHALO.

THE CONCIERGE IS IN THE--

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE--

NANI?

YEAH?

WELL, IT'S ELLEN AND LANA FROM JUNIOR HIGH.

'EIA 'OE.

NO WAY!

[ALL SQUEAL]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

OH, WE'RE ON VACATION. WHAT ELSE?

WE KEPT IN TOUCH, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

SORRY.

HIGH SCHOOL WAS KIND OFLOLO FOR ME.

YOU BOTH LOOK SO GREAT.

WELL, YOU SURE GOT IT GOING ON, MISS VICE PRESIDENT.

HUH? OH, NO. I'M NOT--

YES, I'M SURROUNDED BY SUCCESS STORIES.

AND TO THINK, I ONLY MARRIED WELL.

YOU MANAGED TO STAY HERE IN HAWAII.

THAT'S AWESOME, GIRL!

I MEAN, I LOVE L.A., BUT...

OH, BUT, HONESTLY, THERE'S LIFE

BEYOND SURFER BOYS AND BOOGIE BOARDING.

KEEP KAUAI, JUST GIVE ME PARK AVENUE.

YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK?

AND IN L.A.?

AND YOU RUN THIS BEAUTIFUL HOTEL.

THAT MUST BE A BLAST!

OH, AND LANA'S IN BUSINESS, TOO.

I JUST OWN A LITTLE COSMETICS COMPANY.

ELLEN'S LIFE IS ALL THAT.

YACHTING AROUND THE WORLD.

YACHT? YOU HAVE A YACHT?

OH, PLEASE. IT'S A FLOATING MOTEL.

NOTHING TO GET ALL SQUISHY ABOUT.

OH, IT'S COOL, AND YOU KNOW IT.

BESIDES, I BET MISS VICE PRESIDENT

GOES ON YACHTS ALL THE TIME.

SHE'S PROBABLY BORED SILLY WITH YACHTS.

WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO BORED TO GO ON ONE MORE.

WE'RE HAVING DINNER ON DECK LATER.

YOU MUST COME SO WE CAN CATCH UP.

OH, I COULDN'T.

I HAVE ANOHANA NOW.

A LITTLE SISTER, AN AUNTIE, AN UNCLE.

A LITTLE NANI?

YOU'VE GOTTA BRING HER!

SURE, BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY.

MY FAMILY? TO A DINNER? ON A YACHT?

WE'RE PROBABLY KEEPING YOU FROM WORK ANYWAY.

I'M JUST DYING TO MEET YOUR FAMILY.

NOW, DON'T FORGET, 6:00 AT THE HARBOR,

AND IT IS STRICTLY CASUAL.

TA-TA, NANI.

OH, I MEANALOHA.

YEAH, CAN'T WAIT.

OH, NOW, THIS IS WHY THEY CALL HAWAII PARADISE.

CANNONBALL!

HA HA HA! STOP!

YOU'RE GETTING OUR CLOTHES WET.

I'LL CALL FOR HELP.

MY CELL PHONE! HELLO?

MY CAR!

WHY AM I SO WORRIED ABOUT TAKING MY FAMILY

TO THIS PARTY?

HI, NANI. HOW'D IT GO?

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

A NEW DISGUISE.

THE TRADITIONAL BELLY DANCE SCARF OF NORTHERN AFRICA.

IT'S ALL THE RAGE ON THE CLUB SCENE.

YOU LIKEY?

SQUAWK! SQUAWK!

SQUAWK! SQUAWK!

HOW'D THE INTERVIEW GO?

WANNA PLAY VAMPIRE ROOSTERS FROM SATURN?

UH, NOT RIGHT NOW.

[BELCHES]

UGGHH!

[DOOR SHUTS]

I CAN'T TAKE THEM TO A FANCY DINNER ON A YACHT.

I SHOULDN'T BE GOING AT ALL.

THEY THINK I'M VICE PRESIDENT!

NANI, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW THE PRINCE?

AHH!

[BELCHES]

MR. PRINCE?

ME AND MY ALIEN ARE PLAYING.

NANI'S NOT REALLY A VICE PRESIDENT.

WANT HER TO RENT YOU A CANOE?

YOU LIED ABOUT BEING VICE PRESIDENT?

OH! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH AN EMBARRASSING FAMILY? REALLY!

AH!

[THE CROWD LAUGHS]

OH!

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH, LILO. I'VE JUST HAD A WEIRD DAY.

OH.

SO NOW THEY THINK I'M VICE PRESIDENT OF THE HOTEL.

ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?

YEAH, ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT YOUR LYING.

BUT THEY'RE ALL SO SUCCESSFUL,

AND I RENT CANOES.

OH, THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

WHO JUST WISH THEY COULD RENT CANOES.

LIKE WHO?

UH, LIKE, UM...

MARSHA.

LOOK, I KNOW I DIDN'T TELL THE TRUTH.

BIG DEAL. YOU LIED.

I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

BUT THEY'RE LEAVING IN A COUPLE DAYS,

AND, HONESTLY, IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE

THINK YOU'RE SUPER SUCCESSFUL FOR ONCE, YOU KNOW?

YOU ARE SUPER SUCCESSFUL.

YOU'RE NICE. USUALLY.

YOU'RE A GOOD SISTER. USUALLY.

EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.

WELL, EXCEPT--

CAN WE SKIP AHEAD?

AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASHAMED OF WHAT YOU DO.

I KNOW.

COULDN'T YOU JUST PLAY ALONG WITH THIS

FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS?

IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME.

OK, BUT FOR THE RECORD,

IF I WAS DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

I'D GET A LECTURE ABOUT BEING MYSELF.

PROBABLY.

I GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK.

REAL WORK OR LYING WORK?

LILO!

WHAT TIME SHOULD WE MEET YOU AT THE YACHT?

WHAT YACHT?

THE BIG YACHT PARTY WE ALL GET TO GO TO

BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS.

OH, THAT.

TALK ABOUT BORING.

I'M SURE YOU ALL HAVE

BETTER THINGS TO DO, DON'T YOU?

NO, SIR. NOT ME.

[SIGHS]

ALL RIGHT!

MEET ME THERE AFTER WORK.

BUT, PLEASE, BE ON YOUR VERY BEST

IMPORTANT PARTY FOR NANI BEHAVIOR, OK?

OK. OKEY-DOKEY.

REMEMBER, IT'S JUST CASUAL.

AYE-AYE.

[SIGHS]

[TRUMPETS]

[ROARS]

[HISSES]

SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST YACHT PARTY FOR MANY OF YOU,

I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF

TO INSTRUCT YOU IN PROPER YACHT PARTY ETIQUETTE.

BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON FANCY BOATS, EITHER.

NO, INDEED.

BUT I HAVE BEEN STUDYING THIS BOOK

BY DAME LADY MARQUEZ.

FROM CLUELESS TO CLASSY.

IT'S FASCINATING.

JUMBA, SOMEONE OFFERS YOU HORS D'OEUVRES.

DO YOU, "A," TAKE ONE WITH A NAPKIN,

"B," PUT SEVERAL IN YOUR POCKET FOR LATER,

OR "C," TRIP THE WAITER WITH YOUR FOOT,

AND EAT WHAT HE DROPS ON THE FLOOR.

"D," STAY HOME FROM PARTY

AND EAT WHATEVER I WANT FROM FRIDGE.

JUST STICK CLOSE TO ME.

LILO, THE HOSTESS OF THE PARTY

ASKS YOU TO PLAY A PIANO SELECTION.

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

CAN'T IT BE THE BONGOS?

NO!

OH, IT'LL JUST BE FASTER

IF I GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS TO THE WHOLE QUIZ.

IT'S "A," "C," "B,"

"A," "A," "A,"

HANDKERCHIEF, AND THEMINUET IN E.

EH, WILL COMMIT TO MEMORY.

GOOD. NOW ON TO THE APPROPRIATE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

MY FAVORITE PART.

NANI SAID IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CASUAL.

WHEN YACHT PEOPLE SAY, "CASUAL,"

THEY MEAN, "DRESS UP."

TRUST ME.

THEN WHAT DO THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY, "DRESS UP"?

OH!

WHEN YACHT PEOPLE SAY, "DRESS UP,"

I MEAN, WOW!

GOLD CROWNS, MIRRORED SUNGLASSES,

LEATHER CAPES, RUBY SLIPPERS!

I MEAN, THEY REALLY DRESS UP!

AND IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU YOUR OPINION ON THE WEATHER,

SAY IT'S PERFECT FOR GOLF.

[ALL SCREAM]

IS THAT A--

[TRUMPETS]

WOOLY MAMMOTH.

EXTINCT FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. INTERESTING.

[GROWL]

A SABER-TOOTH TIGER?

[SNARLING]

OOH, A SABER-TOOTH SQUIRREL.

I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT ONE UP.

[SNIFFING]

COUSIN!

EXPERIMENT 2-1-0!

SO IT TURNS ANIMALS INTO PREHISTORIC ANIMALS?

NOT JUST ANIMALS.

WAS DESIGNED TO WEAKEN ENEMY

BY MAKING WEAPONS AND TECHNOLOGY PRIMITIVE AND USELESS.

I'M HAVING A PROUD MOMENT.

HELLO. YACHT PARTY.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

NANI'S WAITING FOR US AT THE PARTY.

BUT WE GOTTA STOP STITCH'S COUSIN.

LUJA. AJA KABA.

YOU'LL GO GET HIM?

THANKS, STITCH. YOU'RE THE BEST.

COUSIN?

CHI MEETOH.

WOW! SO YOU GUYS ARE NANI'S FAMILY.

MOST ENCHANTED TO MEET YOU, MADAMS.

UHH! I MEAN, YOU'RE HERE.

AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

I TOLD YOU IT WAS CASUAL.

THEY DON'T USUALLY-- I MEAN,

THEY ALL JUST CAME STRAIGHT HERE FROM...

UH...

GOLF!

YEAH, THE WEATHER WAS PERFECT FOR GOLF.

SO WE WENT GOLFING.

OH, SHE IS SO CUTE!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS SO CUTE?

WELL, WHY DON'T WE ALL HAVE SOME REFRESHMENTS?

WHAT AN APPROPRIATE SUGGESTION FOR THE FIRST ACTIVITY.

I SEE YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH DAME LADY MARQUEZ.

WHO?

SO, NANI TELLS ME YOU'RE A DOCTOR.

WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY?

I'M DEVELOPING SERUM TO MAKE PERSON DROOL IN 5 FLAVORS.

OOH, YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD

OF YOUR SISTER BEING VICE PRESIDENT.

SHE WOULD BE PRESIDENT, BUT SHE LOST BY 2 VOTES IN OHIO.

I THINK IT'S GOING QUITE WELL, DON'T YOU?

WELL, YOU COULD BE WEARING THE BELLY DANCE OUTFIT,

SO I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE.

[GRUNTING]

IT'S WORSE.

OHH! WHAT IS THAT THING?

DON'T WORRY. I'LL DO SOMETHING.

AAAAH!

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

HUH?

OOH. OO-OO-OOHH.

AAHH!

[LILO MAKING APELIKE GRUNTS]

LILO! GET DOWN FROM THERE!

NORMALLY, SHE'S NEVER LIKE THIS.

[SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

LILO!

AA, AA, AA...

HUH?

JAAG KAA!

THIS IS NOT IN THE BOOK.

BUT I PRESUME, THE GUEST TURNING INTO CAVE PEOPLE

IS NOT GOOD ETIQUETTE.

NOT TO WORRY.

THINKING THERE IS WAY TO REVERSE CAVEMAN TURNING INTO.

THERE IS? WELL, IT WOULD BE VERY GOOD ETIQUETTE FOR YOU

TO SAY WHAT IT IS RIGHT NOW!

VERY SIMPLE. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS--

JUMBA!

[PURRING]

OH-OH.

JUMBA!

OH--OO-OH...

NOT THE HAM! NOT THE WHOLE HAM!

BARR. BARR.

BARR! BARR!

GUYS, NO!

OH, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

OH! UH!

AAH! AAH!

[GUTTURAL GRUNTS]

HAVAH.

STITCH, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THEM BACK TO NORMAL?

NO PROBLEM.

[GRUNTING]

I'LL STAY HERE...

AND BABYSIT.

AAH! AAH!

HOO-HYAH!

HUH?

MI GATA!

WHEW!

[ROOSTER CROWS]

BRU JIKA...2... 1...ZERO.

A REVERSE-- WRAP TONGUE...

SPANK BOTTOM.

[LAUGHS]

BO TIFA.

FASCI NAY.

OK, EVERYONE...

I--I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR QUEEN.

I MEAN, THE FLOWERS ARE VERY NICE, BUT...

URR, URR, URR, URRRFF!

UGGHH, THAT BREATH.

[SNIFFING]

HUGAA.

THE YACHT!

IT'S A CANOE!

STITCH, I CANNOT AFFORD TO BUY ELLEN A NEW YACHT.

1...2...3!

HUH?

AAH...MM...

AHEM. CIRKA.

OH... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

AND WHY ARE WE DRIFTING TOWARD THE REAL SHARP ROCKS?

AND WHY IS THERE A HAM STUCK IN MY TEETH?

DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE.

I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

AFTER WE PADDLE BACK TO SHORE.

I'M SORRY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PADDLE?

SHE MEANS PICK UP A PADDLE AND ACTUALLY PADDLE.

BUT I HAVEN'T USED A PADDLE SINCE JUNIOR HIGH.

DON'T WORRY. NANI TEACHES PEOPLE HOW TO PADDLE EVERY DAY.

OOPS!

FORGET IT, LILO. I GOT MYSELF INTO THIS MESS.

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET OUT OF IT.

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, NANI?

I'LL TELL YOU, BUT FIRST, PADDLE.

GRIP HERE AND HERE.

SO I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU GUYS.

I GUESS I JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK I WAS DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT WITH MY LIFE

THAN TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO USE ONE OF THESE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

USING ONE OF THESE SAVED OUR LIVES.

I HONESTLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING.

AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY WORK.

WE'RE JUST THRILLED TO SEE YOU, GIRL!

SO, YOU RENT WATER SPORTS GEAR?

YEP.

YOU GOT JET SKIS?

YEP.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

OH, LANA, MUST WE?

OH, COME ON, ELLEN.

WE'RE ON VACATION!

YOU ARE STILL DEADLY WITH THAT THING.

SHE ALWAYS WAS.

[ALL LAUGH]

I'M GONNA CALL YOU RETRO.

NOW, WE JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

MAKA MAKA. SASA.

PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY COME AND SEE EXTINCT ANIMALS.

WE ARE GONNA MAKE A FORTUNE.

IT'S A GREAT IDEA, STITCH.

REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING I SAW IN A MOVIE ONCE.

I'M SURE THIS WILL HAVE A BETTER ENDING THOUGH.

RIGHT, RETRO?

[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]

[SCREAMING]

[ROARS]