Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

[HUMMING]

[BEEPS]

[RATTLES]

[HONK HONK HONK]

[HONK]

[HONK]

[HONK HONK HONK]

[HONK HONK]

[DRUMMING]

[TOOTS SOUR NOTE]

OH, LILO.

WAY TO RUIN THE HULA KAHIKO, LILO.

BUT I DIDN'T DO IT.

SORRY. LILO IS A BIT OF A FREE SPIRIT.

YEAH, SHE'S A BIG PROBLEM.

[GIRLS GIGGLE] I AM NOT!

AS LONG AS WE'VE STOPPED,

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

KIMO, KIKO AND I ARE GOING TO PERFORM IN HONOLULU.

THAT'S GREAT! WOW!

IT MEANS I'M GOING TO BE GONE FOR A WEEK.

SO MY FRIEND MR. KAPONI

WILL TEACH THE NEXT COUPLE OF CLASSES, OK?

SO PLEASE, EVERYONE BEHAVE.

BARK! BARK!

Girls: GOOD LUCK IN HONOLULU.

MAHALO, CLASS. ALOHA NUI LOR.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.

I'LL MAKE SURE THAT WHEN MR. KAPONI'S HERE,

EVERYONE BEHAVES THEIR BEST.

HANG LOOSE.

UMBA CHUA.

[SIGHS]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

HUDDLE UP, TEAM!

TEAM?

MOST PEOPLE THINK OF HULA AS DANCING.

THAT'S THEIR RIGHT. BUT TO ME,

HULA IS A SPORT.

I'M NOT HERE TO TEACH YOU GIRLS

THE ART OF HULA.

I'M HERE TO COACH YOU IN THE SPORT OF HULA.

I AM MR. KAPONI.

YOU CAN CALL ME MR. KAP-- AHEM. MR. KAPONI.

[GIRLS LAUGH]

SHH.

COME ON. GIVE HIM A CHANCE.

I PROMISED WE'D ALL BEHAVE.

WELL, IF YOU PROMISED,

WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A CHANCE.

THANKS, MYRTLE.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[GIRLS LAUGH]

UH, YOU'RE NEW HERE. SO YOU DON'T KNOW

THAT THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

YESTERDAY, IT WAS A HORN.

I'M NOT SURE. BUT THERE'S PROBABLY A BAD DRAWING INSIDE.

"MR. KAPONI BALONEY?"

I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I'M LILO, SIR, AND THIS IS MY DOG STITCH.

DID YOU THROW A PAPER AIRPLANE?

HONESTLY, SIR, I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T.

I DIDN'T UNTIL SHE DID.

LILO'S A LIAR.

LILO WAS THE ONE.

YEAH, LILO WAS THE ONE.

I DID NOT.

I'M TRYING TO GET US ALL TO BEHAVE.

COME ON, I DIDN'T DO IT.

[GROWLS]

GET YOUR STUPID DOG OFF ME!

LILO, TELL YOUR DOG TO GET DOWN.

UNH! DOWN, BOY! DOWN!

EW! HE DROOLED IN MY MOUTH!

EW! EW! EW!

HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.

UNH. I PROBABLY HAVE BACTERIAS.

HE'S SORRY. RIGHT, STITCH?

OH!

HEH HEH.

THAT'S HOW HE SAYS HE'S SORRY.

AND SUNSET, 2, 3, 4.

SUNSET, 2, 3, 4.

MY SUNSET'S GETTING TIRED, 2, 3, 4.

THE SPORT OF HULA DEMANDS MENTAL TOUGHNESS

AND PHYSICAL EXACTITUDE.

THERE IS NO TIRED.

I THINK I LIKE TRADITIONAL HULA BETTER.

THERE ARE NO PAPER AIRPLANES IN TRADITIONAL HULA.

BUT IT WASN'T ME.

[WHISTLES] SUNSET! SUNSET!

SUNSET, SUNSET, SUNSET, SUNSET.

Myrtle: LOOK, GIRLS, IT'S TEACHER'S FAVORITE.

[GIRLS LAUGH]

I'M TRYING TO BE NICE. HE'S MOSES' FRIEND.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

HE'S ALSO A BIG MEANIE.

YOU'RE THE MEANIE.

YOU KEEP TELLING HIM I DID STUFF.

AND THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WON'T HELP ME.

WHY DON'TYOU PULL SOME PRANKS ON HIM?

WELL...

DON'T YOU WANNA GET BACK AT HIM?

IF ANYONE MADE ME DO 100 SUNSETS,

YOU CAN BET I'D GET REVENGE.

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

I DON'T KNOW, STITCH. I MEAN, MYRTLE IS MY FRIEND

AND MR. KAPONI IS KIND OF STRICT.

ATA-TA. EKA-TA!

OH, LEGWALA!

HEY, THAT'S $20!

NNRRFF! RUFF-OOF!

YEFFF! OOF!

ARR ARR!

[SPLAT]

[SPITS]

SPOGATA!

THAT WAS WEIRD.

[WHIRS]

[BUZZ]

[HONK HONK HONK HONK]

[HONK HONK HONK] RRARR!

RRARR!

RRARR! [HONK HONK HONK HONK]

HA HA!

RRARR! RRARR!

COME ON, STITCH! HE'S YOUR COUSIN.

HE'S ANNOYING BUT HE'S YOUR COUSIN.

HMM. I'M GONNA CALL YOU PJ,

BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRACTICAL JOKER.

THESE PRACTICAL JOKES SOUND FASCINATING.

IS IT A TRADITIONAL EARTH ACTIVITY?

YEP. PEOPLE DO IT FOR LAUGHS... AND REVENGE.

LET ME TRY ONE.

AHEM!

AAH!

COME BACK HERE NOW.

HOO HOO HA HA HA! HOO HOO HA HOO!

THAT IS FUNNY.

HOW COME NO ONE'S LAUGHING?

[SNORTS]

HEY, WHERE'D IT GO?

HA HA HA! [HONK HONK] HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! ONE-EYED NOODLE FRIEND OBVIOUSLY KNOWS NOTHING

ABOUT PRACTICAL JOKESTERING.

MUST BE FUNNY, YES, BUT ALSO IS REQUIRING TOUCH OF EVIL GENIUS.

TAKE FOR EXAMPLE MY EXPERIMENT 133.

IS PRACTICAL JOKE GONE MAD!

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF SCIENCE AND EVIL! HA HA! STAY AWAY! HA HA!

REALLY?

DON'T WORRY. PJ'S GONNA HELP ME

WITH A LITTLE PROBLEM I HAVE AT HULA CLASS.

YOU DID HEAR HIM SAY,

"UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF SCIENCE AND EVIL," RIGHT?

SEE, WE HAVE A SUBSTITUTE AND HE'S KIND OF MEAN

AND MYRTLE WANTS TO PLAY PRANKS ON HIM

BUT I PROMISED MOSES I'D BEHAVE,

SO PJ'S GONNA DO IT FOR ME

SO I WON'T REALLY BE DOING IT

BUT I'LL STILL GET CREDIT FOR IT WITH MYRTLE

AND THEN SHE'LL BE MY FRIEND.

[SHRIEKS] NO! IS NOT WHAT 133 WAS DESIGNED FOR.

HUH?

IS DESIGNED FOR EVIL. OOH!

AAH! HE STEALS SOCKS FROM DRYING MACHINES,

PUTS STICKY SYRUP ON DOORKNOBS, EEH!

AND CHEESEBURGERS IN UNDERPANTS

AND THEN... [SHIVERS] OH! IS TOO HORRIBLE!

WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT SOME HARMLESS LITTLE PRANKS.

HARMLESS LITTLE PRANKS SOON BECOME CLEVER, MEDIUM-SIZED BOOBY-TRAPS,

THEN EXTRA-LARGE DANGEROUS SABOTAGE

AND THEN... UH-OH!

HERE IT COMES.

PSSSHHH! ZEE-OOH ZEE-OOH ZEE-OOH!

WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH!

EVIL!

SH-SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING?

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!

MOST PROBABLY, YES.

DON'T WORRY. WE'LL STOP HIM LONG BEFORE HE GETS TO THE BOOM!

DEE-OOH DEE-OOH DEE-OOH DEE-OOH!

WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH!

JUST ONE LITTLE PRANK.

[HONK HONK HONK]

[BLOWS] ALL RIGHT, TEAM.

THE SPORT OF HULA DAY 2 BEGINS NOW!

[HONK HONK]

UHH!

UHH!

UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!

[GIGGLING]

OOH!

OH!

UHH!

WHAA!

YAH! AHHH!

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

OOH OOH OOH OOH! OOH AH AH AH! OOF!

[BARKING]

UHH! UHH!

WOW! DID YOU ACTUALLY SET THAT ALL UP YOURSELF?

WHO ELSE COULD IT HAVE BEEN?

Mr. Kaponi: OH, REALLY?

[GIGGLING]

65, 66, 67... 33 MORE.

STILL THINK WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A CHANCE?

DEFINITELY NOT.

ATTA GIRL.

[WHISTLES WEAKLY]

[POP]

[HONK HONK HONK]

DISCIPLINE FOR DISTURBING HULA CLASS?!

I'M VERY PROUD.

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT! IT WAS ALL PJ.

MYRTLE SAYS I SHOULDN'T LET MR. KAPONI GET AWAY WITH IT.

TEACH HIM A LESSON!

I THINK MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT.

I SEE YOUR MIND IS UNDER MUCH EVIL INFLUENCE.

WHAT? FROM PJ?

NO. FROM MYRTLE GIRL.

BUT SHE'S RIGHT!

IT'S LIKE MR. KAPONI'S OUT TO GET ME!

[SQUEAK]

FEAR NO MORE!

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

PRESENTING THE CROWNED PRINCE OF PRACTICAL JOKES...

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

PLEAKLEY THE PRANKSTER!

EH-EH, APOLOGIES, BUT LIKE RIDICULOUS OUTFIT, JOKE IS ON YOU.

AGAIN, I'M SAYING. PRACTICAL JOKER

NEEDS HEART OF EVIL,

NOT HAT OF JANGLY LITTLE BELLS. [JINGLES]

I MAY NOT BE EVIL, BUT I HAVE BEEN STUDYING.

YOU'RE ALL IN FOR IT NOW.

CHECK OUT THESE HILARIOUS PRANKS!

DRIBBLE GLASS!

[SWALLOWS]

[BUZZ]

SOMEONE SMELLS LIKE SALAMI!

[BUZZ]

WHOOPEE CUSHIONS! DON'T MAKE ME USE 'EM!

TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT AND THAT! [CUSHIONS MIMIC PASSING GAS]

AND THAT AND THAT! [CUSHIONS MIMIC PASSING GAS]

HAD ENOUGH?

[CRICKETS CHIRP]

[YAWNS]

SO LIKE I WAS SAYING, IF MR. KAPONI'S OUT TO GET ME,

HE DESERVES IT, RIGHT?

NAGA!

NAGA TAKABA!

PERSONALLY I AM PROUD OF YOUR EVIL THINKINGS,

BUT IS PROBABLY WRONG.

COME ON, STITCH. DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT.

[HONK]

[HONK HONK HONK HONK]

PBBBT!

HMMPH! FEEBUGU!

[HONK HONK]

RRARR!

[HONK HONK HONK] WAH MEE! BL-BL-BL!

[SPLAT]

[HONK HONK]

[LAUGHING AND HONKING]

EH EH! UHH!

[GROWLS]

CHIMI-CHU.

SPOILSPORT.

[CLINK]

CHUJITCHU, PJ.

STITCH, CAN'T WE LET PJ HELP US

WITH ONE LAST BIG PRANK?

NAGA!

NOW CAN WE?

NAGA!

[SIGHS] I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

DROWSY, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU COMING TO HELP STITCH.

HE'S BEEN HAVING SUCH TROUBLE SLEEPING LATELY.

STITCH, SOMEONE'S HERE TO SEE YOU.

BAAAA BAAAAAAAA!

[YAWNS]

[BONK]

[SNORING]

THANKS, DROWSY.

OK, PJ, WHAT WE NEED IS A PRANK THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

SOMETHING BIGGER THAN GLUE BUT NOT AS BIG AS...

BOOM! WEE-OOH! WOO-OOH WOO-OOH WOO-OOH!

OK?

HELLO?

[HONK HONK]

WOW! LOOK AT ALL THIS! I DON'T KNOW, PJ.

THIS IS PRETTY BAD... [HONK]

BUT I SUPPOSE HE DOES DESERVE IT, HUH?

[HONK HONK]

'CAUSE HE HATES ME, RIGHT?

[HONK HONK]

I MEAN, STITCH WON'T LIKE IT,

BUT HE'S SOUND ASLEEP.

[SNORING]

HUH?

HUH?

OHHH!

[CLICK]

HUH?

[CLICK]

[BANGING]

626? BUT EVIL PRANKSTER 133 IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE.

I KNOW.

[GASPS] IT WAS LITTLE GIRL WHO RELEASED 133.

I KNOW.

IN ORDER TO MAKE SUPER PRANK ON SUBSTITUTION TEACHER!

I KNOW!

BUT THIS PUTS ENTIRE WORLD IN DANGER OF PSSSHHH!

DEE-OOH DEE-OOH DEE-OOH!

WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH!

EVIL!

I KNOW!

JUST TO IMPRESS EVIL MYRTLE GIRL!

I KNOW!

TO OPEN THAT CONTAINER, PRESS DOWN, THEN TURN.

OH. THAT I DIDN'T KNOW.

AH-KACHOOTA!

[CRASH]

GO, 626, GO!

STOP THE LITTLE GIRL!

ALL OF EARTH IS COUNTING ON YOU!

HE WILL NEVER MAKE IT.

WE ARE ALL DOOM-ED.

[CREAKS]

Lilo: PJ, IS IT ALL READY TO GO?

[SQUEAK]

SHH!

WAIT. I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU DID.

[HONK HONK HONK]

[TOOT]

PJ, WHAT IS IT?

OH, ALOHA, STITCH. [HONK]

[GROWLS]

I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU?

AKATA!

[HONK]

STITCH, WAIT! [HONK HONK HONK]

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY, HUH?

YEAH. NOT THAT IT WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

YOU SHOULDN'T LET THAT ONE LITTLE GIRL MAKE YOU FEEL SO DOWN.

MYRTLE.

SHE JUST MAKES THE CLASS SO MUCH HARDER FOR ME

AND THE OTHER STUDENTS, TOO.

DEFINITELY MYRTLE.

SURE, I CAN BE TOUGH SOMETIMES,

BUT THAT LILO WITH HER PRANKS,

SHE JUST SPOILS THE WHOLE SPORT OF HULA.

SHE'S A SPOILSPORT.

NOT MYRTLE. ME.

MAYBE I'M JUST NOT THE TEACHER TYPE.

IF ALL THE KIDS ARE GOING TO HATE ME LIKE LILO DOES,

I SHOULD FORGET IT.

Lilo: NO! WAIT!

[GASPS] LILO!

MR. KAPONI, I DON'T HATE YOU.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HATES ME!

I DON'T HATE YOU.

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT MISBEHAVING,

BUT THE FACT IS, I BEHAVED AT FIRST.

BUT THEN I STILL GOT BLAMED.

THEN I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK AT YOU.

THAT'S WHEN THINGS STARTED GETTING OUT OF HAND.

I'M SORRY TOO, LILO.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE OPEN TO BELIEVING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

NEXT TIME, WE'LL MAKE SURE TO TALK IT THROUGH, EH?

BUT TODAY'S YOUR LAST DAY!

THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.

YES, THERE WILL! WE WON FIRST PLACE!

[HONK] [CHOMP]

AND GOT HIRED FOR A GIG AT THE BIRDS OF PARADISE RESORT,

SO I'M GONNA NEED A SUB FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

THAT'S GREAT!

I MEAN, THE WINNING THE CONTEST PART.

I MEAN...

THE MR. KAPONI TEACHING US MORE PART.

I MEAN THE...

OH, FORGET IT.

IT'S OK, LILO.

LET'S GO INSIDE AND SHOW OFF THIS TROPHY.

WHY DON'T WE LOOK AT IT OUT HERE?

[GROWLING AND HONKING]

[HONKING AND LAUGHING]

[SNEEZES AND HONKS]

[CLUCKING AND CROWING]

[HORN BLOWS]

[HONKING]

[HONKING STOPS]

HEY, BRO, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SLAPSTICK DUO IN KOKOWA TOWN.

BROTHER, I THINK WE'VE FOUND OURSELVES AN OPENING ACT.

YOU MEAN IT?

YOU THINK PJ COULD DO SHOWS WITH YOU GUYS?

YOU SAID IT!

WELCOME HOME, COUSIN.

[HONKS AND COUGHS]

[ALL LAUGH]

I'M JUST GLAD I DIDN'T OPEN THAT DOOR.

JUST WAIT TILL MR. KAPONI SEES THE PRANK I HAVE WAITING FOR HIM TODAY.

MYRTLE, ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

HUH?

MR. KAPONI!

THAT'S OK, LILO. I'VE HEARD QUITE ENOUGH.

BUT-- BUT-- BUT--

LILO, HE SAID THAT'S ENOUGH.

SUNSET, 2, 3, 4. SUNSET, 2, 3, 4.

BUT THIS TIME, IT REALLY WASN'T ME!

SUNSET, 2, 3, 4!

[MOPPING]

[HAMMERING]

SO, HOW COME NO "PSSSHHH", HMM?

NO "VOO VOO VOO VOO!"

NO "WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH," HUH?

[YAWNS]

I CANNOT SAY.

[DOINK]

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

I GUESS SOMEONE NEEDS A LESSON IN PRACTICAL JOKESTERING.

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HMM? WHAT? NO.

CATACLYSMIC DESTRUCTION STILL TO COME.

CATACLYSMIC DESTRUCTION?!

OH! HEH HEH HEH!

CATACLYSMIC DESTRUCTION, EH?

REALLY?!

YES.

WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT! AIII!

AAH!

HEH HEH HEH! SUCKER! HA HA HA HA!

WAIT. SO YOU MEAN PJ WON'T DESTROY THE WORLD?

EVER?

HEE HEE!

THAT IS MY PRACTICAL JOKE.

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

EH...HEH.

HEY, MAYBE YOU HAVE TO BE EVIL TO GET IT.