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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

MAKA MAKA!

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

Lilo: THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING OUTDOORS.

WORKING THE SOIL,

MAKING MUD PIES.

AHH!

Nani: LILO!

SOUNDS LIKE NANI FOUND MY MUD PIE BATTER.

I BET SHE WANTS TO TELL ME HOW GOOD IT TASTES.

DID YOU DO THAT?

WE WERE KEEPING THE MUD FOR THE PIES COLD.

AND THAT?

THAT'S MY MUD PIE SECRET...

PREMIX THE MUD TO A FLUFFY CONSISTENCY.

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

NO COMMENT.

LILO, YOU AND STITCH ARE--

UH-UH-UH!

IX-NAY ON THE EMPER-TAY.

REMEMBER WHAT WE DISCUSSED?

THE FASCINATING CHILD REARING TECHNIQUES

OF DR. DEADFORD DROCK?

Nani: RIGHT.

DISCIPLINE WITH A GRIN!

AHEM!

LILO, DEAR, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO TAKE A TIME OUT.

TIME OUT TO WHAT?

TO REFLECT ON YOUR--

DON'T SAY "YOUR." IT'S TOO ACCUSING.

EMPHASIZE MY LANGUAGE.

NOT YOUR, MY-- REFLECT ON MY DESIRE

FOR A CLEAN REFRIGERATOR,

A MUD-FREE MIXER AND FURNITURE THAT'S RIGHT-SIDE UP.

OK.

I'M REFLECTING...

IT'S BORING.

WHAT?!

NOW, NANI.

MY MUD PIES COULD FEED THE STARVING MASSES.

AND PEOPLE COULD WATCH TV UPSIDE DOWN.

IT'S MUCH BETTER THAT WAY.

LOOK, LILO, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

AND WE DO THINGS MY WAY!

GRINNING, NANI, GRINNING.

BUT I HAVE GOOD IDEAS, TOO.

LIKE USING PLEAKLEY'S SPOON COLLECTION

TO MAKE A MUMMY KITCHEN SCARECROW.

THAT'S GENIUS, RIGHT?

[GASPS]

FORGET THIS NAMBY-PAMBY TOUCHY-FEELY TIME-OUT JUNK!

I DEMAND JUSTICE!

Both: YOU AND STITCH ARE GROUNDED!

GO TO YOUR ROOFTOP DOME!

WHAT DID I SAY?

Captain Gantu: THIS EARTH RECIPE FOR SUPERHEATED

NOODLES WITH SAUCE SMELLS YUMMY!

[SQUEAKING]

AAH! VERMIN!

ECH! GET AWAY!

OH!

HMM!

HMM?

[SQUEAKING]

COME BACK HERE, YOU!

CAPTAIN GANTU, HAVE YOU SEEN JIMMY?

I HAVE HIS DIN-DIN.

OH! THERE YOU ARE, JIMMY.

[SQUEAKS]

YOU'RE FEEDING THIS DISEASE-RIDDEN INSECT?

HMM.

WELL, WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM?

EXTERMINATE IT!

[WHIMPERS]

QUIET. HE'LL HEAR YOU.

YOU'LL HURT HIS LITTLE FEELINGS.

GET RID OF IT NOW!

OR WHAT?

YOU'LL MAKE ME?

HA HA HA HA!

HEY, SORRY, HAMMERHEAD,

BUT YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF A GUPPY!

HA HA HA HA!

EXPERIMENT 029 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION, KING MAKER.

GIVES ITS WEARER POWER OF COMMAND OVER ALL LIVING CREATURES.

POWER OF COMMAND, EH?

JUST BECAUSE SHE'S MY BIG SISTER AND LEGAL GUARDIAN

DOESN'T MEAN HER IDEAS ARE RIGHT ALL THE TIME.

OOF.

BUT THIS IS AN IDEA THAT NOBODY CAN ARGUE WITH.

NAGA.

THERE. MY CONCEPT FOR THIS YEAR'S

MERRY MAJESTY ROYAL PARADE FLOAT.

A SWARM OF LOCUST ATTACKING A SUGAR CANE FIELD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

THAT IS THE MOST UGLIEST, DUMBEST, WEIRDLIEST IDEA

I EVER SAW.

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

BUT THE LOCUST WILL HAVE WINGS THAT FLAP AND EVERYTHING.

THEY'RE AUDIOANIMATRONIC.

BUT, LILO, WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH

THE MERRY MAJESTY FESTIVAL?

WELL, WE'RE CELEBRATING THE RULE OF KING DAVID KALAKAUA.

RIGHT? UH-HUH.

THE LOCUST REPRESENT THE HARD TIMES THAT WERE OVERCOME

WITH THE KING'S WISE LEADERSHIP.

I'M NOT SPENDING ONE MINUTE BUILDING

A BUG FLOAT!

BUT IT'S MY TURN TO BE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FLOAT COMMITTEE!

WE DID YOUR DOG FLOAT LAST YEAR.

IT WAS THE BESTEST FLOAT EVER.

EVEN MOSES SAID SO.

YOU DON'T LIKE MY LOCUST FLOAT?

THE TRUTH IS, LILO,

IT'S A LITTLE SCARY.

BUT IT'S MY TURN TO SAY WHAT THE FLOAT IS!

I'M THE CHAIRMAN.

YOU KNOW, LILO, BEING A LEADER

IS MORE THAN TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO.

IT'S IMPORTANT TO LISTEN TO OTHER IDEAS.

WELL, NOBODY TOLD MY SISTER THAT.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

A PRINCESS CASTLE FLOAT FOR THE COCONUT QUEEN.

A CASTLE SOUNDS NICE.

DON'T YOU THINK, LILO?

IT'S SETTLED. I'M THE OFFICIAL FLOAT LEADER.

I BET THE COCONUT QUEEN LIKES LOCUSTS.

SORKAY.

COME BACK HERE, ABOMINATION!

GANTU!

COUSIN!

[HORN HONKS]

NOW I'VE GOT YOU!

Stitch: COWABUNGA!

[GRUNTING]

LATER, DUMMYHEAD.

GRRR! THAT DOES IT!

I HAVE BEEN HUMILIATED FOR THE LAST TIME.

[CHIRPING]

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO

SO WE CAN FIND YOUR ONE TRUE PLACE.

HERE HE IS.

"EXPERIMENT 029

"GIVES ITS WEARER THE POWER OF COMMAND

OVER ALL LIVING CREATURES."

I WONDER WHAT YOUR ONE TRUE PLACE IS.

Nani: LILO!

DID YOU PUT LEMONADE IN THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE?!

YEP. IT'S CLEANSING AND REFRESHING.

[GASPS]

LOOK AT MY HAIR!

YOU ARE--

[FANFARE PLAYING]

YOU WERE SAYING?

I AM...

YOU ARE MY SOVEREIGN.

HOW CAN I SERVE YOU, MY QUEEN?

COOL!

OK. THINGS ARE GOING TO BE

A LITTLE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO TRY SOME OF MY IDEAS

FOR BUILDING A BETTER OHANA.

OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY.

HERE'S MY FIRST DECREE.

WHEREAS STITCH DOESN'T LIKE TO EAT BROCCOLI...

BLECH!

HE THEREFORE DOESN'T FINISH HIS VEGETABLES AT DINNER

AND SO YOU GROUND HIM.

I THEREFORE DECREE THAT COCONUT CAKE BE SERVED AS THE VEGETABLE COURSE

WITH EVERY MEAL,

'CAUSE THEN STITCH WILL EAT IT.

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

COCONUT, YES!

OOH WHOO!

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, MY LOYAL SUBJECT?

UH-UH. NAGA. COUSIN.

OHH!

IT'S THE OTHER EXPERIMENTS AREN'T AFFECTED THING.

OH, WELL, THIS IS STILL ONE COOL COUSIN.

UMBA CHUA.

I'M GONNA CALL YOU...

CHECKERS,

BECAUSE YOU KING PEOPLE.

COME ON, STITCH.

TIME FOR US TO ORDER UP SOME IMPROVEMENTS

ON A CERTAIN PARADE FLOAT.

YUKI, I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE CARNATIONS IN THE MOAT.

BUT...CARNATIONS ARE PRETTY.

IN THE MOAT, THEY'RE UGLY.

OH, THIS LOOKS ALL WRONG.

THE TULIPS ARE TOTALLY OUT OF PROPORTION

WITH THE GRASS.

WHERE'S ELENA?

Elena: I'M MAKING THE CASTLE DOOR,

BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF PUMPKIN SEEDS.

I DIDN'T SAY PUMPKIN SEEDS.

I SAID SUNFLOWER SEEDS!

OHH! RIP IT ALL DOWN!

YOU'VE RUINED IT!

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REDO THE WHOLE THING!

Lilo: AND THIS TIME, WE'LL DO IT MY WAY.

WHO'S WITH ME?

ME GA!

[FANFARE] ME, TOO, YOUR HIGHNESS!

[FANFARE] ME, TOO, YOUR MAJESTY!

DON'T YOU DARE, YUKI.

[FANFARE] I'M WITH THE QUEEN.

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING.

[FANFARE PLAYS]

ALL HAIL QUEEN LILO.

NOW THAT WE'RE ALL IN AGREEMENT,

LET'S GET TO WORK.

WE'VE GOT A FLOAT TO BUILD.

YOU HEARD HER MAJESTY.

GET TO IT, AND NO LIP.

COME ON, PEOPLE. GET THE LEAD OUT!

QUEEN LILO NEEDS A FLOAT.

HUP, HUP, HUP!

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH OUR WORK, QUEEN LILO?

WE ARE WELL PLEASED.

SIGN THIS, YOUR MAJESTY.

WHAT FOR?

IT GIVES YOUR ROYAL ENFORCER THE POWER

TO GET RID OF ANY TROUBLEMAKERS.

WELL, I GUESS NO TROUBLEMAKERS IS A GOOD IDEA.

LET'S GO HOME AND RULE OVER MY FAMILY FOR A WHILE.

OKEE TAKA.

HMM. NAGA. NAGA. NAGA!

MMM! LOOK AT THIS!

MEAT!

Pleakley: THAT'S MY RUMP ROAST!

PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!

BRRR!

HELLO, PLEAKLEY.

THAT'S AN ENTIRE WEEK'S WORTH OF FOOD, YOUNG LADY!

[FANFARE PLAYS]

STITCH AND I ARE IN CHARGE NOW,

AND IT'S LOTS OF WORK.

THEREFORE STITCH NEEDS LOTS OF FUEL.

I AM NOT WORTHY,

YOUR SUPREME MAJESTIC EMINENCE!

LET YOUR MINION EAT RUMP ROAST AT WILL.

WOW! DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.

AH, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FACE OFF THE FLOOR NOW.

WHAT IS COMMOTION?

OH, NO. DO NOT TELL ME THAT IS

EXPERIMENT 029.

YOU SHALL CALL HIM CHECKERS.

OH, AND BOW BEFORE ME LIKE PLEAKLEY DID.

THAT'S KINDA COOL.

LITTLE GIRL, DO NOT THINK THAT I AM SUSCEPTIBLE

TO EXPERIMENT'S POWER.

ONLY THE WEAK WILL--

[FANFARE PLAYS]

WHAT CAN HUMBLE SERVANT DO FOR TINY QUEEN?

THAT'S BETTER.

NOW, LISTEN UP, MY SUBJECTS.

WHOA!

YOUR HIGHNESS!

IT'S ALL MY FAULT!

YOU MAY USE ME AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL THRONE, HIGHNESS!

PLEASE SIT ON ME, PLEASE?

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

THIS PLACE IS JUST NOT FIT FOR A QUEEN.

I THINK IF I HAD A MORE ROYAL ATMOSPHERE,

I'D ISSUE BETTER COMMANDS.

EVERYONE, PACK YOUR BAGS.

IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE ISLAND.

Man: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M OVERTHROWN?

I MEAN I'M THE QUEEN,

AND THIS IS MY ROYAL PALACE.

BUT THAT'S ABSURD!

ARE YOU QUESTIONING YOUR QUEEN?

[FANFARE PLAYS]

OF COURSE NOT. QUEEN LILO.

NOW WE'RE IN PROPERLY ROYAL SURROUNDINGS.

AND PLEASANTLY COOL, FOR WHICH WE THANK YOU,

ROYAL SIBLING.

PLITTO. DONE NOW?

I'M JUST GETTING STARTED, STITCH.

I'VE GOT SOME REALLY GREAT IDEAS TO TURN THIS ISLAND AROUND.

ATTENTION, CITIZENS AND VISITORS OF HAWAII.

WHEREAS HAWAII'S ECONOMY IS DEPENDENT ON HOLIDAY TRAVEL,

AND WHEREAS EVERYBODY WORKS TOO HARD ANYWAY,

I HEREBY PROCLAIM EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK A HOLIDAY!

HENCEFORTH, EVERY MONDAY SHALL BE HALLOWEEN,

TUESDAY SHALL BE THANKSGIVING,

AND WEDNESDAY CHRISTMAS!

AND WHAT IS TODAY, YOUR HIGHNESS?

TODAY...

IS EVERYONE'S BIRTHDAY!

[ALL CHEERING]

EXCUSE ME, YOUR HIGHNESS,

BUT IF NOBODY HAS TO WORK,

HOW WILL WE GET FOOD, ELECTRICITY,

POLICE PROTECTION?

TROUBLEMAKER.

OFF TO THE DUNGEON WITH HER!

YEAH! YEAH!

BUT WAIT! YOUR MAJESTY!

I DIDN'T MEAN--

TRUST ME, YOUR HIGHNESS.

IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

WILL ALLOW?

WELL, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE'S LIFE EASIER.

MRS. HASAGAWA WAS BEING...

A TROUBLEMAKER.

MAKA BO CHEEFA!

TO THE DUNGEON, TROUBLEMAKER!

[DING]

[HUMMING]

d HER MAJESTY WILL SURELY LOVE THIS SPECIAL THANKSGIVING TURKEY d

Myrtle: THANKSGIVING IS TUESDAY!

TO THE DUNGEON WITH HER!

WHAT?

BUT I'M THE QUEEN'S MOST LOYAL SERVANT!

NOT THE DUNGEON!

I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING AGAINST HER LILONESS!

[PANTING]

Pleakley: NOT THE DUNGEON!

MY AUNT PLEAKLEY'S IN THE DUNGEON?

UHH!

WHAT'D SHE DO?

SHE WAS ROASTING A TURKEY.

YOUR MAJESTY CLEARLY DECREED

THAT TUESDAY IS THANKSGIVING.

AND TO DAY IS NOT TUESDAY.

WHAT?!

WHO ELSE IS IN THE DUNGEON?

OH, NO!

I NEVER MEANT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.

BUT YOUR WORD IS LAW, HIGHNESS.

WELL, MAYBE IT SHOULDN'T BE.

UH-UH.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE EVERYONE'S LIVES BETTER,

BUT MAYBE I WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL ME, STITCH?

YES.

[SIGHS] MOSES IS RIGHT.

LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS ISN'T MY STRONG SUIT.

I'M DONE BEING QUEEN NOW, CHECKERS.

YOU CAN COME DOWN.

NOW WE CAN FIND YOUR ONE TRUE PLACE.

HIS ONE TRUE PLACE IS WITH ME!

UH, IS THIS THING ON?

[FANFARE PLAYS]

WHAT IS YOUR WISH, YOUR MAJESTY?

FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME...

I, KING!

MAKE WAY FOR HIS MOST ROYALEST HIGH HIGHNESS,

KING GANTU!

OH, YEAH. ALL HAIL KING GANTU.

[SCOFFS]

KING OF THE DOOFUS PEOPLE.

Myrtle: TROUBLEMAKER!

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- WAIT! WAIT!

THAT'S RIGHT, PUNY EARTH FORMS.

YOU SHALL OBEY ME!

[INSTRUMENT PLUCKING TUNE]

[SIGHS]

EXCUSE ME.

AAH!

WERE YOU SENT HERE BY QUEEN LILO?

NO, NO. GANTU'S IN CHARGE NOW.

THERE'S BEEN A REGIME CHANGE?

OH, DEAR. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP A RECORD OF MY TIME HERE,

BUT AS THE HOURS PASS AND ONE DAY RUNS INTO THE NEXT,

I LOSE COUNT.

HOW LONG AGO WAS LILO OVERTHROWN?

I DON'T KNOW. 2 HOURS AGO MAYBE.

PRECIOUS TIME.

[CRASH]

OH, NO, NOT YOU!

YOU BUZZA, SALSA!

DON'T TALK TO HIM! HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER!

OUR SENTENCES WILL GET EXTENDED.

GET OFF OF ME.

YEAH, I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

YOU KNOW, GANTU, THE SHARKY ONE?

WE'RE OVERTHROWIN' HIM.

GOOD. YOU IN?

ATSOO BABA!

YOU BUZZA!

MIKKI HAAT!

AHCHOOGA LOOPA!

DOES HIS MAJESTY NEED ANYTHING?

WELL, I AM FEELING A BIT PEAKISH.

FOOD FOR OUR LEADER!

YOUR MAJESTY.

HUH?!

UNH!

STOP IT, ABOMINATION!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO OUR LEADER!

MM AAH!

Lilo: LET GO OF ME!

IT WON'T WORK.

I WILL NOT RELEASE MY CROWN.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR HIM.

YOU READY, JIMMY?

[SQUEAKING]

GOOD. LISTEN, YOU PULL THIS OFF

AND YOU GET SPECIAL DIN-DINS TONIGHT.

YOU HAVE FAILED, ABOMINATIONS.

I AM STILL KING.

[SQUEAKING]

ALL YOUR TREACHERY HAS BEEN--WHAT?

WHAT'S THAT?

VERMIN! THERE'S VERMIN ON ME!

[SQUEAKS]

HMM! OOH!

THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK,

BUT I AM STILL KING.

ATTACK THE INTRUDERS!

[GRUNTING]

WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M YOUR KING!

I STILL WEAR THE CROWN!

[KISSING NOISES]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US ANYMORE!

DUMMYHEAD!

[SQUEAKING]

HA HA HA!

NICE WORK, JIMMY.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HAMSTERVIEL

ALL ABOUT YOUR BRAVERY IN DEFEATING THE EVIL KING GANTU.

ROUNDING UP YOUR COUSINS FOR A REBELLION

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AFFECTED BY CHECKERS,

NOW THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, STITCH.

LUR TAU.

MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE WE SHOULD BE CALLING

YOUR MAJESTY.

[GASPS]

THE MERRY MAJESTY FESTIVAL!

I WAS SO BUSY BEING QUEEN, I FORGOT ABOUT THE PARADE.

IT'S JUST TERRIBLE.

WE SHOULD'VE STUCK WITH MY FLOAT IDEA.

OR MAYBE WE CAN USE ALL OF OUR IDEAS!

I HAVE SOME IDEAS!

ME, TOO!

ME, 3!

BUT THERE'S NO TIME

TO MAKE ANY CHANGES.

STITCH, MAYBE YOUR COUSINS WOULD HELP US REBUILD THE FLOAT?

UZZO PAPA?

ABBA LU TETO, CHI-KA TA REEBEKAH EN TAKA.

[ALL SPEAKING]

OY!

WOW!

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

AHH! PO CHI-KA.

Moses: IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

TOO BAD THE COCONUT QUEEN CALLED IN SICK.

I THINK I KNOW JUST WHO

THE COCONUT QUEEN SHOULD BE THIS YEAR.

SOMEONE WHO DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY.

HERE THEY COME!

[ALL CHEERING]

SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL!

I COULD GET USED TO THIS.

SO YOU WANT TO BE KING, DO YOU?

VERY WELL, YOU MAY BE KING...

KING OF THE LAVATORY!

HA HA HA!

SCRUB, YOUR MAJESTY!

SCRUB!

WELL, AT LEAST HE GAVE YOU A CROWN.

RIGHT? HEE HEE.

ARRGHH!

OOH, OOH, OOH, MISSED A SPOT THERE, YOUR HIGHNESS.