Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

[POP] [SCREECH]

HA HA HA HA HA!

GOOD HULA CLASS, KEIKI. BUT BEFORE YOU GO,

IT'S TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT IDEAS

FOR OUR ANNUAL FUND RAISER.

I HAVE ONE!

OK. WHAT DOES THIS ISLAND NEED

MORE THAN ANYTHING?

LESS WEIRDOS?

VAMPIRES!

PEOPLE LOVE VAMPIRES.

AND THEY PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THEM TO COME

TO THEIR LUAUS, WEDDINGS, AND OFFICE PARTIES.

SO WE PUT ON FANGS,

AND PEOPLE PAY US A DOLLAR TO CHASE THEM.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

A BOOK SALE.

WE ALL WRITE A SUPERSCARY VAMPIRE BOOK,

AND WE EACH SELL ONE MILLION COPIES.

EW! GIRLS, WHAT SMELLS?

OH. IT'S LILO'S IDEAS.

HA HA! HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

UHHH!

AAH! OHH! AAH!

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE AN IDEA?

BUT I DIDN'T GET TO THE PART

WHERE WE ALL STAR IN THE MOVIE VERSION.

HOW ABOUT SELLING CANDY BARS?

YEAH! YEAH!

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. GOOD IDEA!

VAMPIRE CANDY BARS?

HERE'S A CHART WITH EVERYONE ON IT.

EVERY TIME YOU SELL A BOX OF CANDY BARS,

I'LL FILL IN THE THERMOMETER.

WHOEVER SELLS THE MOST WINS THIS--

A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF SHAVE ICE FROM LOOKI'S.

A YEAR'S SUPPLY?! A YEAR'S SUPPLY?!

WOW! WOW!

I LOVE LOOKI'S SHAVE ICE! I LOVE LOOKI'S SHAVE ICE!

I'M GONNA WIN! I'M GONNA WIN!

HOW...BY SCARING PEOPLE?

STITCH AND I ARE GONNA SELL

MORE CANDY BARS THAN YOU OR ANYBODY!

NO WAY. MY MOM SELLS REAL ESTATE.

SO I'M A NATURAL-BORN SALESPERSON.

WELL, MY SISTER SAYS I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.

I'M GOING TO WIN! I'M GOING TO WIN!

[SNIFFING]

OOOH!

OOOHH!

YUM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT

KNOWING THAT IN THE MORNING

YOU WILL PULVERIZE THE FLESH OF A LIVING THING

AND DRINK THE FLUIDS.

IT'S JUST PINEAPPLE JUICE.

OH, AND I SUPPOSE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE AN ORANGE,

THAT'S... JUST ORANGE JUICE.

I JUST HAVE TO BEAT MYRTLE.

LILO, WE DO FUND RAISERS TO HELP THE COMMUNITY.

THAT'S THE REWARDING PART.

NO. THE REWARDING PART IS CONQUERING YOUR ENEMIES

UNTIL THEY BEG YOU TO BE THEIR FRIEND.

YOU MAKE RAISING FUNDS SOUND VERY EVIL.

I MUST CONTRIBUTE.

ALL THIS SELLING OBJECTS FOR MONEY IS FASCINATING.

ON MY PLANET, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MONEY.

WOW, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. HOW DOES IT WORK?

OH, IT DOESN'T. THAT'S WHY FOLKS ON MY PLANET

GENERALLY DON'T WEAR PANTS. NO MONEY.

[LOUD GRINDING]

SPUH-KA.

GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG.

RRHH!

NEEDS MORE TOAST.

COME ON, STITCH. WE'VE GOT CANDY BARS TO SELL.

[EXPLOSIONS AND POPPING]

HE JUICED THE TOASTER AGAIN.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

NAH. CHOCOLATE GIVES ME THE BURPS.

AAAHH!

GRRR! RAHRR! GRRR!

AMAS TA'YA!

UNHH! UHHHH-YAH!

RAAHH! RAAHH! RAAHH!

[GUNS MOTOR]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[CAT MEOWS]

UH, SORRY. NOW, IF YOU WERE SELLING VAMPIRE NOVELS...

AOOORRR!

YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY A CANDY BAR FROM A LOOSER,

AND I DON'T BLAME YOU.

TSK TSK, LITTLE LADY.

NEVER WALK AWAY FROM A CUSTOMER.

BE PROUD OF YOUR PRODUCT.

IT'S JUST CANDY BARS.

"JUST CANDY BARS"?

WAS THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE JUST LOUISIANA?

LOOK, I USUALLY ONLY DO THIS FOR FRIENDS,

BUT YOU, MY FRIEND, NEED SOME POINTERS.

YOUR COST? JUST ONE DIME FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU SELL. DEAL?

WHO ARE YOU?

MY CARD.

"EVIL GENIUS EXPERIMENT NUMBER 020.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: SALESMAN."

ARRHH. OH! COUSIN!

YES, SIR, ONE OF JUMBA'S BEST.

HE ALWAYS HATED THE BUSINESS END

OF THE EVIL GENIUS GIG. SO HE DESIGNED ME--

PROGRAMMED TO SELL ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

A PIECE OF CODE HE OBVIOUSLY LEFT OUT OF YOU, PAL.

WOW! HEE HEE HEE!

YOU GOTTA LEARN YOUR 4 Ps:

PRODUCT, PITCH, PERSISTENCE, AND PAYMENT.

MEMORIZE IT, EXERCISE IT. HUH?

OOH! A CUSTOMER.

THE LITTLE LADY, BLUE DOG, AND MYSELF

HAVE A SUPPLY OF EXQUISITE $5.00 CANDY BARS

THAT SHALL MELT IN MERE HOURS.

IF YOU COULD TAKE THEM HOME FOR US,

I WOULD ASK ONLY $2.00 EACH.

I'M PRACTICALLY GIVIN' THEM TO YOU.

WOW! HE'S SLICK!

YEAH. SLIFF.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY. CHOCOLATE GIVES ME THE BURPS.

DO YOU DRINK YESTERDAY'S MILK?

USE YESTERDAY'S TOOTHPASTE?

THESE ARE THE CHOCOLATES OF TOMORROW, MADAM.

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON TOMORROW.

WELL, I...GUESS IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...

[LOUD BURP]

COOL!

YOU WILL NOT ONLY GET THE MIRACLE SPONGES

AND THE CORDLESS BASEBALL CAP,

BUT FREE WITH YOUR ORDER--

CHOCOLATE BARS!

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

[EXCITED INDISTINCT CHATTER]

THE HALIKAIIA ULU IS A DREAM FACTORY

FOR TOMORROW'S HULA STARS.

IF THAT'S NOT WORTH $6.00,

I'M IN THE WRONG BUSINESS.

DON'T CRUSH A LITTLE GIRL'S DREAMS.

BAAHO.

HMM...

SAY, JUMBA, YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO SELL

SOME OF THIS EQUIPMENT FOR YOU.

YEAH, I'M BETTING YOU WOULD.

I BUILT HIM TO SELL EXPERIMENTS.

INSTEAD, HE SELLS LABORATORY.

SLICK HELPED ME SELL 2 WHOLE BOXES THIS MORNING.

BE CAREFUL.

ONCE 020 STARTS SELLING,

HE DOES NOT START STOPPING.

ONCE SOLD JUMBA'S WIFE

FOR 10 GUILDER CREDITS.

THAT IS EVIL!

BUT SMART. SHE WAS ONLY WORTH 5.

Lilo: MORE CANDY BARS!

YOU'RE DOING GREAT, LILO.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

I'M A NATURAL-BORN SALESPERSON.

AGATA!

UH DAH KA PA TURTEL.

STITCH, I'M REALLY GOING TO WIN THIS TIME!

HEY, SLICK, COME ON. LE--

SLICK?

UH-OH.

SLICK?!

IT'S BEEN, LIKE, 2 HOURS NOW.

HEY...THOSE LOOK LIKE NANI'S DATE NIGHT EARRINGS.

AND...ISN'T THAT PLEAKLEY'S ROBE?

AND THAT'S JUMBA'S THING THAT NANI WON'T LET HIM USE IN THE HOUSE!

WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND BATTERIES FOR THIS?

UHH! OHH!

Lilo: SCRUMP?!

WHAT IS SLICK DOING?!

SELLING EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE?

LILO...WHY DO I JUST KNOW

YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?

GET UP! IS THIS WHAT I PAY YOU FOR?!

WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?

GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!

I TOLD YOU, I HAVE A COLD.

EEEHHH...

EEEHHH...

AH-CHOO!

[CRASH]

I CANNOT PAY YOU MANY HUNDREDS OF MY VALUABLE DOLLARS

TO LAY AROUND LIKE A LOUNGING LOUNGER!

WOW! WHAT A FEVER!

HEY, HAMMY, WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME TARTAR SAUCE.

FISH STICK HERE IS BURNIN' UP.

UNACCEPTABLE!

IF YOU DO NOT SEND ME ONE EXPERIMENT TODAY,

I WILL COME TO HARANGUE YOU

EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR UNTIL YOU DO!

625, SEE IF YOU CAN FIND

ANY OF YOUR TROG BRETHREN. OHHH...

OH, AND...CAN YOU MAKE ME A CHICKEN SOUP SANDWICH?

THE FURNITURE! MY CDs!

THE PAINTING AUNTIE PENNY MADE OF UNCLE OKEY!

IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE HIM AT ALL.

LILO!

I COULD'VE DONE BETTER WITH MACARONI AND GLUE.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

I'M BEING HONEST.

I WARNED YOU. 020 CAN SELL ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.

I'M SPEECHLESS! I MEAN, I WISH I WAS SPEECHLESS

BECAUSE I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

AND I'M STILL TALKING! OHHHH!

DON'T BE SUCH A GLOOMY GUS, NANI.

HE MADE US ALL THIS MONEY!

IT WAS FASCINATING.

I EVEN TOOK NOTES OF EACH ITEM SOLD

TO WHOM AND FOR HOW MUCH. A PORCELAIN DISH...

OH! GRANDMA'S DISH?

A COLLECTION OF SEASHELLS...

MY SEASHELLS!

A PHOTOGRAPH OF AN ODD-LOOKING GIRL IN BRACES...

MY EIGHTH GRADE PICTURE!

BAKI TUCKA!

WE CAN GET OUR STUFF BACK.

I THINK THE ONLY THING HE DIDN'T SELL WAS MY MARIE ANTOINETTE WIG.

NO, HE SOLD THAT, TOO.

BUT...YOU CAN HAVE BACK.

IS MAKING SHOULDERS LOOK TOO BIG.

IF THE KING OF SWEDEN HIMSELF HAD ASKED ME

TO FIND A NEW HOME FOR HIS PERSONAL SNORKEL MASK,

I WOULD NOT STAND HERE TODAY

AND WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME.

YOU HAVE MY CARD.

NORMALLY AT THIS POINT, WE PUT YOU IN A CAPTURE CONTAINER.

BUT SINCE YOU'VE SOLD ALL THE CAPTION CONTAINERS...

FOR A FAIR PRICE, MILADY.

PLEAKLEY IS GOING TO WATCH YOU

TILL WE CAN BUY BACK ALL OUR STUFF.

DON'T WORRY. HE WON'T SELL ANYTHING ON MY WATCH.

OF COURSE, THERE'S... NOTHING LEFT TO SELL.

[AS ELVIS] I THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

UHH!

OHH!

OHHH...UHH...UH...

UH...WH---WHOA!

WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE LITTLE REDHEADED GIRL

WE LOVE TO DISLIKE INTENSELY.

LILO'S NOT IN. YOU'LL HAVE TO BE MEAN TO SOMEONE ELSE.

HELLO, WEIRD-LO'S WEIRD AUNT.

I WANTED TO TALK TO HIM.

OH, I DON'T THINK SO. BYE, NOW.

NOW, NOW. NEVER TURN AWAY A CUSTOMER.

I NEED YOU TO HELP ME SELL CANDY BARS.

AND I NEED YOU TO STAY RIGHT HERE!

AND...AND... I NEED IT VERY BADLY!

AH. DEMAND FOR ME IS HIGH.

THAT MAKES WHAT WE SALESMEN CALL A SELLER'S MARKET.

ONLY THING IS, THE SUPPLY OF ME IS LOW,

AND I CAIN'T SATISFY YOU BOTH, SO...

WHAT IS MY FIRST BID ON THIS FINE SALESMAN'S SERVICES?

DO I HEAR $1.00? $1.00, $1.00, $1.00...

$1.00.

I HEAR $1.00. DO I HEAR 2? $2.00?

$2.00 FOR THIS FINE SALESMAN'S SERVICES. $2.00.

FINE! I'LL GIVE YOU $2.00!

$2.00. LOOKIN' FOR 3. AH, $3.00.

WAIT. WHAT ABOUT MY $2.00?

$3.00!

$3.00. DO I HEAR 4?

$3.00 GOIN' ONCE... TWICE...

WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP CHANGING THE PRICE LIKE THAT.

SOLD TO THE LITTLE REDHEAD FOR $3.00.

PFLBTT!

WAIT! ARE ALL SALES FINAL?

I WANT TO SPEAK TO CUSTOMERS SERVICE!

YOU'RE BEING VERY UNDERSTANDING.

RIGHT. GULP!

VERY, VERY UNDERSTANDING.

OK. I'VE GOT THE TROPHY, AND YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING ELSE. RIGHT?

UNHH! BAKH TA BAH!

THERE. EVERYTHING BACK IN ITS ONE TRUE PLACE.

BOY, YOU ARE AMAZING...

AMAZING, AMAZING. HEH HEH.

WELL, BETTER LEAVE NOW.

BETTER RUN ALONG.

SALESMEN NEVER SLEEP, YOU KNOW.

HEY...

WHERE IS SLICK?

UH...SLICK WHO? WHERE'D HE GO?

OH, YOU MEAN THE LITTLE MONSTER.

HE, UH...RAN AWAY!

I MEAN...TO GET SOME EXERCISE.

I MEAN...

OH, I'M NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

HE DID HIS AUCTION THINGY, AND NOW HE'S WITH MYRTLE.

MYRTLE?!

[GASPS] OH, NO!

LOOK HOW FAR AHEAD MYRTLE GOT!

HELLO, WEIRD-LO.

I BELIEVE YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NEW PARTNER.

COUSIN! GRRR!

YOU STOLE SLICK!

I BOUGHT HIM FAIR AND SQUARE.

I GOT A RECEIPT.

LET'S GO, PARTNER.

SEE YA, CUZ.

HEY!

HEY!

HE'S NOT HERE!

WE'RE HERE BECAUSE OF THE TERRIBLE BEES.

I SAID HE'S NOT HERE, SO GO AWAY!

WHERE'D HE GO? IT'S OUR TURN TO STEAL HIM BACK AGAIN!

I SOLD HIM... TO A WEIRD LITTLE GUY

WHO LOOKS LIKE A TEDDY BEAR...

BUT SMELLS LIKE BOLOGNA.

625!

DARN SURE!

AH, YES. WHEN THE BIG GUY WAKES UP,

HE'S GONNA BE REAL HAPPY TO MEET YOU.

NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE. REAL NICE.

AHH, I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT MY ROOMMATE, BUT, HEY, IT'S FREE.

SANDWICH?

GET UP!

GET UP, YOU SICKNESS-FAKING FAKER!

GET UP!!

[GROWLING HOARSELY]

3:00. TIME FOR ANOTHER HARANGUING.

DON'T YOU PLASMA-BLAST AT ME,

YOU OVERSIZE EXCUSE FOR A NOT SO--

[SHATTERING]

OHHH...WILL THIS COLD NEVER END?

HEY, GEE, YOU'RE UP!

LISTEN, I GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD.

UNLESS YOU'VE BROUGHT ME AN EXPERIMENT I CAN SEND HAMSTERVIEL--

NOT BROUGHT. BOUGHT.

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. BUT THEN I GOT PLAYING CARDS, AND I FELL ASLEEP, AND--

WHERE IS HE? HE'S IN THE GALLEY. BUT--

UH, PARDON ME.

COULD YOU HELP MOVE THIS?

AAH. A MUCH BETTER VIEW.

WHY, YES, THAT REALLY OPENS UP THE SPA--WAIT A MINUTE!

WHAT IS THIS? WHO ARE YOU?

I'M THE NEW OWNER OF THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.

WHAT ARE YOU, THE HANDYMAN? WHAT?

POOL CLEANER? NO!

CABLE GUY. 625!

YEAH. YOU SEE, THIS EXPERIMENT I GOT

IS REALLY GOOD AT SELLING STUFF.

AND HE SOLD MY SHIP?!

YEAH. REMEMBER I MENTIONED SOME BAD NEWS?

DO NOT FRET, SIR. FOR YOU, I GOT A REAL DEAL

ON A SUNNY COTTAGE OVERLOOKIN' THE OCEAN--

I'VE GOT A BETTER DEAL.

I SET YOU UP IN A NICE, TIDY CAGE...

NO CHARGE.

NOW, YOU JUST WAIT A MINUTE.

I HAVE A CONTRACT.

GET OUT! AHH...

SHOWER'S TOO BIG, ANYWAY.

TURN IT AROUND, BOYS. WE'RE MOVIN' BACK TO THE OLD PLACE.

MUGHUTA!

PUT HIM DOWN, GANTU.

THE TROG AND THE LITTLE GIRL...

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS MOVERS!

ARROOWW!

ARROOWW! UNHH!

JUST...GIVE IT TO ME!

I'M NOT FEELING WELL.

IT'S BEEN REAL, AND IT'S BEEN FUN.

BUT IT AIN'T BEEN REAL FUN.

SLICK! WAIT!

THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH ME WHEN I'M NOT FEELING WELL.

[CLICK]

AH, BLITSNAK. YEAH. ONE SECOND.

OHHH...

NO BATTERIES.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BATTERIES?!

4 DOUBLE As.

ADVANCED ALIEN TECHNOLOGY. LIFETIME GUARANTEE.

COME ON, STITCH! THE FUND-RAISING DRIVE IS ALMOST OVER!

BUT...COUSIN.

WE'LL HAVE TO FIND HIM LATER. HURRY!

LITTLE GIRL SAYS YOU ARE FUND-RAISING.

I WISH TO CONTRIBUTE ITEM OF VALUE.

HIGHLY UNSTABLE GELATINIZED ROCKET FUEL.

SELL THIS INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE.

IS MAKING MILLIONS.

UM...THANK YOU.

IT LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.

BUT TAKE IT FROM ME-- UH-UH.

AM I TOO LATE? I NEED 3 MORE BOXES

TO SELL, PLEASE.

BUT, LILO, THE CONTEST IS OVER.

OHH! OVER?

DID...DID I WIN?

I DON'T THINK SO.

THIS IS THE MONEY I GOT FROM THAT LITTLE SANDWICH-EATING GUY.

YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SOLD SLICK!

I SOLD THE MOSTEST... WHICH MEANS I WIN AND YOU DON'T.

SO, DO I GET THE GRAND PRIZE NOW,

OR IS THERE AN AWARDS BANQUET?

I AM THINKING NO BANQUETS.

WHAT IS THAT? A GERBIL?

Lilo: IT'S HAMSTERS!

Myrtle: WHAT?!

I'M HAVING BAD NEWS FOR YOU,

UNPLEASANT REDHEADED GIRL.

THESE ARE HAMSTERVIEL DOLLARS.

MAY BECOME VALUABLE IF AND WHEN HAMSTERVIEL ESCAPES PRISON

AND DOMINATES UNIVERSE, BUT FOR NOW, HEH! IS GOOD FOR NOTHING.

[MONEY CRINKLING]

TA-TA!

IF WE DON'T COUNT MYRTLE'S GERBIL MONEY,

THEN THE CONTEST IS A TIE.

HEY...LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN'T SELL THEIR WHOLE BOX.

WE EACH TAKE ONE.

FIRST SALE WINS.

ON THE COUNT OF 3.

1...

2... 3!

SELL!

LET ME IN! BUY MY CANDY!

HOW'S A GIFT FOR YOUR WIFE SOUND?

SO! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY.

ONE MOMENT. AH-CHOO!

UHH! USE A TISSUE!

GUESS WHO ALWAYS KEEPS SPARE BATTERIES ON HAND.

PUT HIM DOWN, YOU BIG, GERMY DUMMY!

OR WHAT?

OR I'LL...POKE YOU WITH MY CANDY BAR!

A LOT!

[SNIFFING]

DID YOU...IS THAT...

[SNIFFING]

WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?

IS THAT A SOLID BAR OF PURIFIED CHOCULUM CANDIZITE?

UH, IT'S JUST A CHOCOLATE BAR.

IT IS! I'D RECOGNIZE THE SMELL ANYWHERE!

CHOCULUM CANDIZITE IS THE MOST CONCENTRATED

HEALTH NUTRIENT IN THE KNOWN GALAXY.

BOY, AM I CRAVING SOMETHING SWEET.

A CUSTOMER! HE'S MINE.

I SAW HIM FIRST!

WAIT. I MUST HAVE YOUR CHOCULUM CANDIZITE.

JUST ONE LICK COULD CURE MY COLD FOR A YEAR.

STITCH! GIVE IT BACK!

LAGA--FOR COUSIN.

I'LL MAKE A TRADE. WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.

[SIGHS] DEAL.

HMM.

THANKS FOR HELPING US RAISE SO MUCH MONEY, LILO.

YOU REALLY HELPED THE COMMUNITY.

MAYBE YOU'LL WIN THE CONTEST NEXT YEAR.

IT'S OK MYRTLE WON.

IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. BUT FROM NOW ON,

I DON'T THINK WE'LL NEED TO SELL CANDY BARS.

BUT WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR A FUND RAISER.

THIS IS SLICK.

HE'S REALLY GOOD AT SELLIN' STUFF.

MAYBE YOU COULD LET HIM RAISE MONEY FOR YOU FROM NOW ON.

YOU'D STILL GET TO SELL STUFF.

IT'D JUST BE FOR CHARITY INSTEAD OF PROFIT.

THAT'S COOL. RIGHT?

HEY, WHEN YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE YOUR FRIENDS,

THEN EVERYONE PROFITS.

YOU SURE YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE, MYRTLE?

YES!

BUT YOU'VE HAD 17 ALREADY.

I WON A YEAR'S SUPPLY. NO LIMIT.

I'M GONNA EAT MORE SHAVE ICE THAN ANYBODY EVER,

EVEN IF IT MAKES ME...

OHHH...SICK.

[BURPS, STOMACH GURGLES]

YOU KIDS KNOW YOUR FRIEND IS A LITTLE TOO COMPETITIVE.

RIGHT?

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!