Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

Man: OH, FORGET IT. I ALWAYS HAVE BAD LUCK ON THIS COURSE.

LET'S GO.

Computer: EXPERIMENT 113 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION: NEGATIVE EVENT GENERATOR.

SOUNDS LIKE THIS ONE MAKES BAD LUCK.

BAD LUCK, EH? HA HA HA!

I SMELL A BIG BONUS.

YES, YOU DO SMELL, GANTU,

BUT NOT A BIG BONUS! A BAD LUCK EXPERIMENT?

HA! YOU ARE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS YOU ARE USEFUL,

WHICH IS NOT AT ALL.

DON'T BE A WASTER OF MY TIME,

YOU TIME-WASTING WASTER!

BUT, SIR, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ALL THE EXPERIMENTS--

[MIMICKING] "BUT, SIR, I THOUGHT--"

BLAAH! I'M SICK OF YOUR ATTITUDE,

YOU SQUINTY-EYED TROUT FACE!

ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU FIND SOMETHING TRULY DESTRUCTIVE!

URRGGHH!

WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A SECOND. LOOK AT THIS.

QUIET! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING MORE ABOUT 113.

BUT-- BUT NOTHING!

GO MAKE A SANDWICH.

WELL, GEE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JERK ABOUT IT.

YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, TROG?

LOOK, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU--

I'M NOT LISTENING! NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH NAH.

OK. HAVE IT YOUR WAY... TROUT FACE.

OH, NO!

I JUST PUT BATTERIES IN THAT CLOCK.

HOW COME IT'S SLOW?

IT'S NOT SLOW.

STITCH SET IT FOR PLANET TURO TIME.

THEY'RE 438 HOURS BEHIND.

I CAN'T BE LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!

I'LL--I'LL JUST TELL THEM MY CAR BROKE DOWN.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

WHAT NEXT?!

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

I'M SO SORRY, MR. JAMIESON, BUT--

WAIT. YOU'RE WHO?

MY CAR? I OWE HOW MUCH?!

BUT I SENT MY PAYMENT!

REPOSSESS MY CAR?!

UGH! GUESS I'M WALKING TO WORK...FOREVER!

LILO, I'LL HELP YOU LATER WITH THAT HOMEWORK.

UH...

THAT'S NOT HOMEWORK. THAT'S BILLS.

MORE BILLS? WHAT?

THE CAR PAYMENT? BUT I MAILED THIS.

THE POSTAGE CHANGED.

OH, I HATE WHEN THEY RAISE IT ONE CENT.

I CAN BARELY MAKE ENDS MEET AS IT IS.

I GOTTA GO.

POOR, NANI. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY

WE CAN HELP MAKE THOSE BILLS GO AWAY.

BESIDES EATING THEM.

BLAH!

ALOHA, MYRTLE. WE NEED MORE RAIN.

SO I'M TAKING PUDGE HIS SPECIAL THURSDAY SANDWICH.

KEEP WALKING, WEIRDLO.

YOU'RE GONNA SCARE PEOPLE AWAY FROM MY HOUSE.

YOUR HOUSE?

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A HOUSE DOWN THERE.

WE HAVE 5 HOUSES.

THEY'RE BEDS AND BREAFASTSES.

WHAT ABOUT LUNCH AND DINNER?

WE WOULDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY

IF WE GAVE LUNCHES AND DINNERS.

MONEY?

MOM SAYS TOURISTS PAY BIG BUCKS

TO STAY IN SMELLY OLD RUN-DOWN HOUSES

AND EAT STINKY MANGOES.

HMM. COME ON, STITCH.

FREE-E.

YOU WANT TO DO WHAT WITH OUR SMELLY OLD RUN-DOWN SPACESHIP?

MAKE IT A BED AND BREAKFAST.

RIDICULOUS.

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

I WAS THINKING ABOUT CALLING IT...

JUMBA AND PLEAKLEY'S BED AND BREAKFAST.

I'M ALL FOR IT!

LET'S GET STARTED!

I THOUGHT YOU'D AGREE,

SO I GOT A FEW FRIENDS TO HELP US

WHIP THE PLACE INTO SHAPE.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

THANKS, GUYS. IT'S PERFECT!

YOU CAN STAY HERE ANYTIME.

EXCEPT HOLIDAY WEEKENDS. RIGHT, PLEAKLEY?

PLEAKLEY?

d OVER HERE d

I AM LE HOST PLEAKLEY

AND THIS IS JUMBA, LE HANDY MAN.

WHY IS IT I'M ONE WHO MUST WEAR SCRATCHY DUNGAREES

AND YOU GET THAT FRILLY COMFY THING?

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY.

PRETTY ANNOYING. QUIET.

PERFECT.

WHEN ARE THE TOURISTS COMING?

ANY TIME NOW.

YOU SURE WE ARE BEDDING AND BREAKFASTING PROPERLY?

MMM...

HOLD THE MOP UP MORE.

MMM! AKA TOOKA.

WHAT IS IT, STITCH?

FREE-E!

OHH!

OF COURSE!

ADVERTISING!

THE EARTH CUSTOM DESIGNED TO TRICK THE PUBLIC

INTO BUYING THINGS THEY'LL NEVER NEED.

Jumba: LIKE YOUR SLIPPER RADIOS?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

HEY, I NEED THEM.

ANYWAY, MRS. MYRTLE'S MOM MADE FLIERS.

ALL WE DO IS WRITE STUFF ABOUT OUR BED AND BREAKFAST,

THEN HAND IT OUT TO TOURISTS.

HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A SLOGAN?

AHEM!

JUMBA AND PLEAKLEY'S BED AND BREAKFAST.

WE'VE GOT A BED, AND WE SERVE BREAKFAST.

BUT WE DIDN'T GET ANY STINKY MANGOES YET.

NAGA.

OH! THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?

JUMBO AND PLEAKLEY'S BED AND NOT BREAKFAST.

AS SOON AS WE GET SOME STINKY MANGOES,

THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

WHAT ELSE?

WELL, WE'VE GOT A POOL HEATED WITH

AN ALUBURNIUM COIL, A GOOD 300 COCKROACHES...

AND UGLY ONE-EYED MAID.

WE ARE NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK IN THIS, ARE WE?

[CAR ENGINE]

OKAUTA!

OUR FIRST CUSTOMER!

WELCOME TO JUMBA AND PLEAKLEY'S BED AND NOT BREAKFAST.

CAN I GET YOU A COLD SODA? EXTRA COST.

WARM TOWEL? EXTRA COST.

MORE PILLOWS? EXTRA COST.

OOH! HOW ABOUT A RELAXING FOOT MASSAGE?

EXTRA COST.

WOW! THIS IS THE NICEST WELCOME I EVER GOT ANYWHERE!

YEAH, I'M HERE TO REPOSSESS THE CAR.

[HORN HONKS]

AND YOU RUBBED HIS FEET!

OH, YUCKY!

UGH. THE ONLY CUSTOMER WE GET AND HE TAKES THE CAR!

WHAT LUCK!

YOU MEAN UNLUCK.

[RATTLING]

WHAT IS THIS?!

OH, NO!

NO WONDER WE HAVE SUCH BAD RUNNING LUCK.

BE STAYING BACK! EXPERIMENT 113--

DESIGNED FOR MAKING VERY, VERY BAD LUCK.

[CUCKOO CUCKOO]

UH, I THINK. MUST MAKE CHECK OF ORIGINAL DESIGN NOTES.

ALL I'M REMEMBERING IS AT THE EXACT MOMENT

I INVENTED 113, MY LABORATORY,

FOR NO REASON, GO KABOOM!

WHEN DIDN'T YOUR LAB GO KABOOM?

YES, BUT 113 WAS ESPECIALLY UNLUCKY.

KABOOM INSURANCE HAD JUST RUN OUT.

HE DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD.

EESA ORTO TAKA!

CAREFUL, STITCH!

OHH! [GRRR]

IT'S TRUE! IT IS BAD LUCK!

WHAT? THAT COULD'VE JUST BEEN AN ACCIDENT.

REALLY?

THE FRIDGE JUST HAPPENS TO BREAK THE SAME DAY

I BOUGHT THE 96-COUNT BOX OF ICE CREAM SANDWICHES.

OUT! GET RID OF THE HORRID LITTLE BEASTIE

BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE GOES WRONG!

HI. IS THIS PLEAKLEY'S BED AND, UM, NOT BREAKFAST?

YOU BETTER NOT BE HERE FOR TAKING ANOTHER CAR.

OH, NO, NO. JUST LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY.

AND SOME STINKY MANGOES. HA.

RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. READER OF THE ADVERTISEMENT.

d KEEP THAT UNLUCKY LITTLE MONSTER AWAY FROM US d

WE GOTTA HIDE HIM.

NO. FREEZE!

113 GLOWED AND MADE BLEEPY SOUND.

NO MATTER WHAT WE DO, NO MATTER WHAT PATH WE TAKE,

BAD LUCK WILL HAPPEN. [MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

WE MUST BE CAREFUL.

PUT HIM IN A CONTAINER POD.

THAT WAY HE CAN'T CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE.

THAT WAS TELEPORTER POD.

ANJAKATA.

WHERE'D IT SEND HIM?

TO OTHER TELEPORTER POD.

WELL, WHERE'S THAT?

EH, HEE HEE.

YOU'LL FIND THE ROOM VERY SPACIOUS.

CHECK OUT THE CLOSET SPACE.

AAH! UH, THE BED HERE IS, UH,

THE BED PART OF THE BED AND NOT BREAKFAST.

AAH!

WE CATER TO SEVERE INSOMNIACS.

OH, IS THIS THE BATHROOM?

DON'T GO IN THERE! IT'S RADIOACTIVE!

AAH!

[SCREAMING]

DON'T WORRY. THAT GLOW WILL WEAR OFF IN 2 MILLION YEARS.

GIVE OR TAKE.

WE'RE GONNA SEE IF WE CAN COUNTERACTIVATE YOUR UNLUCKINESS

WITH SOME LUCKINESS. READY?

WE FOUND THIS.

IT'S A LUCKY 4-LEAF CLOVER.

YOU HOLD IT, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

NNH.

UH, LET'S TRY THIS, TOO.

IT'S A LUCKY RABBIT'S FOOT.

OH...

ALL RIGHT, HOLD THESE.

THEY'RE MY LUCKIEST LUCKY NUMBER.

WHOA-AAH!

[CRASH]

[CAT MEOWS]

[CRASHING CONTINUES]

GUESS THAT DIDN'T WORK TOO WELL, HUH?

NO.

LILO, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU DOWN HERE, PLEASE,

ABOUT A CERTAIN SOMEONE WITH YOU?

LILO, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS THING IS A JINX.

A CURSE. A WALKING DISASTER ZONE!

HE'S NOT A THING. HE NEEDS A NAME.

A NAME. OH, HOW ABOUT, I DON'T KNOW, UNLUCKY?

OR MR. UNLUCKY? OR UNLUCKIFIER?

HOW ABOUT SHOE?

BECAUSE OF THAT HORSESHOE SHAPE ON HIS HEAD?

BECAUSE HE NEEDS SHOES. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

YOU'RE MISSING MY POINT, LILO.

GET RID OF IT! OUT! NOW! GO!

LYGIN GEGAGEGOW.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL, TOO, STITCH.

BUT I SUPPOSE THIS ONE'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE.

WE JUST HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT NOBODY WANTS BAD LUCK.

AND THAT HE'S GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE.

Stitch: ICKY BOWBOW.

BUT WE CAN'T JUST GET RID OF HIM.

BECAUSE THEN GANTU WILL GET HIM.

WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO TURN HIM GOOD.

IHH! SHOE?

LITTLE GIRL, GOOD NEWS.

I FOUND SOMETHING IN ORIGINAL EVIL GENIUS NOTES.

IT'S TOO LATE. SHOE HEARD ME TALKING

AND RAN AWAY.

OH, BUT WE MUST BE FINDING HIM.

113'S POWERS CAN BE REVERSED.

TO BE EXACT OPPOSITE.

SHOE'S BAD LUCK CAN BECOME GOOD LUCK?

YES! SIMPLE ADJUSTING OF CRANIAL HORSESHOE FROM DOWN TO UP

EQUALS JACKPOT! HEH HEH HEH HEH!

LIKE WINNING LOTTERY AND GALACTIC SWEEPSTAKES

AND FREE SODA ON RETURN VISIT ALL AT ONCE.

JUMBA, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

PLEASE.

GOOD LUCK.

JUMBA! JUMBA! I'VE HAD AN ADVERTISING BRAINSTORM.

A SUREFIRE WAY TO BRING IN CUSTOMERS.

YOU WANNA HEAR IT? DO YA? DO YA?

DO YA WANNA HEAR IT, DO YA?

NOT IN THIS LIFETIME.

FINE! DON'T READ IT.

BUT ALL THE TOURISTS WILL.

IT'S THE MOST PERFECT AD IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

EVERYONE WILL WANT TO STAY HERE.

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

HEY, MY CAR JUST DIED.

THE POSTAGE WENT UP AGAIN?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS LOLO REFRIGERATOR?

I JUST BOUGHT ICE CREAM SANDWICHES.

WE MUST BE CLOSE.

MAKA MAKA.

THAT'S GOTTA BE HIM.

WOW! LOOK AT THAT STORM.

MUST BE THAT GOOD LUCK EXPERIMENT, HUH?

GOOD LUCK? I THOUGHT THE COMPUTER SAID IT WAS BAD LUCK.

IT IS, BUT YOU CAN SWITCH IT TO GOOD LUCK.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE?

HA HA! CAUGHT IT ALL ON TAPE.

Gantu: QUIET! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING MORE ABOUT 113.

BUT--

BUT NOTHING. GO MAKE A SANDWICH.

YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, TROG?

INSOLENT DEVICE, SILENCE!

I'M NOT LISTENING. NA NA-NA NA-NA-NA.

WOW! WHOEVER SAID FISH IS BRAIN FOOD NEVER MET YOU.

OH, AND YOU'RE BUYING ME A NEW TAPE RECORDER.

ALL WE GOTTA DO IS TURN THAT HORSESHOE ON HIS HEAD

THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I'LL WAIT HERE.

OKI TAKA!

DON'T GET BAD LUCK.

OUT OF MY WAY.

OH, NO!

STITCH, LOOK OUT!

[GROWLS]

HA HA!

LOOKS LIKE YOUR BAD LUCK HAS RUN OUT.

HUH?

[SQUAWK]

GIVE ME THAT CONTAINMENT POD WITH THE ABOMINATION INSIDE.

THAT'S $3.00, BRAH.

BUT I ONLY HAVE $2.50.

[GROWLING]

UNH! OOF!

NO!

[SNAP]

[BOINGING]

[POINK]

SHOOTA!

WAAH!

WELCOME TO OUR FIRST ANNUAL SKEET PULLERS CONVENTION.

I GUESS THAT'S OUR TARGET. LET 'EM FLY!

AAH!

HUH? AAH!

WAAH!

YOW! OHH...

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE--RETIRED-- GALACTIC COMMANDER!

PLEASE DON'T LET HIM KNOW HOW TO MAKE SHOE LUCKY.

OK, LITTLE FELLA, LET'S SEE ABOUT MAKING THINGS A LITTLE LUCKIER.

RATS.

MR. GANTU! LUCKY YOU!

YOU'VE JUST WON $1,000,000!

ME? BUT I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!

JUST SIGN HERE.

AAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT? I AM EXFOLIATING!

HAMSTERVIEL, YOU STINK AND I QUIT!

I'M RICH! I'M RICH!

I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID BEFORE.

I ALWAYS LIKED YOU, EVEN WHEN YOU WERE BAD LUCK.

WOW! MY NEW AD DID EVEN BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER, PLEASE! QUICKLY--WHOA!

HEY, WE'VE BEEN WAITING LONG ENOUGH.

YOUR AD SAYS YOU'RE GIVING AWAY FREE GOLD.

EACH GUEST GETS THEIR WEIGHT IN FREE GOLD!

OH, THAT? HEE HEE!

THAT'S JUST A LITTLE AD CAMPAIGN I CAME UP WITH.

SILLY PEOPLE. I'M NOT REALLY GIVING AWAY GOLD.

THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS. HA HA HA!

I MEAN, COME ON! HOW GULLIBLE CAN YOU BE?

EACH GUEST GET THEIR WEIGHT IN FREE GOLD? HA HA!

LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!

BOY, YOU EARTH PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING IN PRINT.

WELL, THE REAL REWARD HERE IS THAT YOU GET TO GIVE ME MONEY

TO STAY IN THIS LOVELY BED AND NOT BREAKFAST.

I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS ANYTHING.

NADA! NIL! ZILCH!

SO LINE UP, MR. SUCKER AND MRS. PATSY,

AND MAKE YOUR RESERVATION.

UH...I'VE GOT ICE CREAM SANDWICHES.

IN THE FREEZER.

GET HIM! AAAH!

PLEAKLEY?

HIDE ME! THEY WANT GOLD AND ALL I HAVE

ARE MELTED ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!

THIS IS THAT BAD LUCK MONSTER'S WORK!

YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK?!

YEAH, BUT SHOE'S LUCKY NOW.

HE IS? YEP!

STITCH FELL INTO A SKUNK FARM AND REALLY STUNK,

BUT THEN ON THE WAY HOME A PERFUME TRUCK BROKE DOWN

AND SPILLED PERFUME ALL OVER HIM!

OOH, STINKY!

WELL, WHERE'S MY GOOD LUCK, THEN?

[THUNDER]

AH, FORGET IT.

I'M GOING HOME TO LISTEN TO MY SLIPPER RADIOS.

WHEW, LOOK AT THEM GO!

BYE-BYE, MISLED PUBLIC.

AW, BUT NOW MY B&B IS D.O.A.!

WHAT KIND OF GOOD LUCK DO YOU CALL THAT?

OCHAZA!

LOOK! HERE COMES THE GUY WITH THE MILLION-DOLLAR CHECKS!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!

WOW! HOW'S THAT WORK AGAIN?

NOT TO BE DOING THAT!

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR PASSING PHONY GIANT CHECKS.

OH, DARN.

WE'VE BEEN AFTER THIS CROOK FOR YEARS.

I'LL BE IN TOUCH ABOUT THE REWARD MONEY.

DO I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT THIS REWARD CHECK?

UH, PROBABLY NOT.

WE JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU MAKE ENDS MEET.

THANKS, LILO.

OH, IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED!

REPO MAN! SORRY, PAL.

WHAT? BUT HOW?

SUBMARINE SANDWICH, SKIPPER? HA HA HA!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

NOW TO PUT YOU IN THE ONE PERFECT PLACE THAT REALLY NEEDS YOU.

HOLE IN ONE! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

WE'RE PLAYING HERE ALL THE TIME!

[CHEERING]