Original subtitles

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

TOOKIE BAH WABA!

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

Nani: HURRY UP! TIME FOR BREAKFAST!

[YAWNS]

[GRUNTING]

UH-OH. WHERE'S PLEAKLEY?

HE HAD TO DROP JUMBA OFF AT THE AIRPORT.

THIS IS FOOD?

[BOING]

IT'S OATMEAL. VERY HEALTHY.

[SLURPS]

[GULPS]

UGH!

BLECH!

WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE FROSTING?

OR THE MARSHMALLOWS IN THE SHAPE OF ROBOTS?

MARSHMALLOW ROBOTS ARE NOT PART OF A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.

PLEAKLEY LETS ME EAT

CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT CANDY BAR CRUNCH FOR BREAKFAST.

LILO, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EAT YUCKY FOOD.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT.

HERE. PUT A LITTLE HONEY ON TOP.

I SAID A LITTLE!

MY SENSITIVE TASTE BUDS NEED TO BE EXCITED TO WORK RIGHT!

PLEASE.

I CAN'T WAIT TILL PLEAKLEY GETS BACK TOMORROW.

HE LET'S ME EAT JUNK.

BLECH! [SPITS]

PLEAKLEY...

JUMBA IS APPRECIATING RIDE TO AIRPORT,

BUT DO NOT, I AM BEGGING YOU,

WALK ME ALL THE WAY TO PLANE.

WHAT?

YOU ACT AS IF I'M NOT GOING!

YOU HAVE KNOWN FOR WEEKS YOU ARE NOT GOING.

CONFERENCE IS FOR SCIENTIFIC GENIUSES ONLY

TO DISCUSS NEW AND EXCITING PERMUTATIONS

OF GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HOUSE PETS.

I'M JUST DOING IT THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS DONE IN THE EARTH MOVIES.

THIS IS THE PAINFUL PARTING SCENE.

RIDING TO AIRPORT WITH UGLY WIFE

ALREADY PLENTY PAINFUL.

BON VOYAGE, JUMBA!

DON'T INVENT ANY PETS THAT COULD MULTIPLY,

POSSESS OUR BODIES, AND TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE PLANET!

[MURMURS]

HMM...

SORRY I'M LATE,

BUT THAT AIRPORT HAD GREAT SHOPPING!

[SHRIEKS]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN?

IT LOOKS AS IF YOU'RE...

COOKING!

LOOK, PLEAKLEY,

I APPRECIATE YOU HELPING ME TAKE CARE OF LILO,

BUT SHE'S BEEN EATING TOO MUCH JUNK FOOD.

JUNK!

I BEG TO DIFFER!

LILO EATS ONLY THE FINEST AND MOST EXPENSIVE

BREAKFAST ON THE MARKET...

LIGHT SUGAR-FROSTED PINEAPPLE POPS!

COCOA NUTTY SUGAR ROLL-UPS!

CHOCO MACA CANDY BAR CRUNCH!

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE HAPPY, HEALTHY CHILDREN

ON THE BOX.

ALL OF THAT STUFF IS JUNK!

LILO'S A GROWING LITTLE GIRL.

SHE NEEDS TO EAT RIGHT.

SO FROM NOW ON, I'M MAKING HER

NUTRITIOUS MEALS IN ADVANCE

AND LEAVING THEM IN THE FREEZER.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE SHE EATS THEM.

FROM NOW ON WE'RE ALL EATING HEALTHY!

I WON'T EAT IT!

NAGA!

BUT YOU HAVE TO EAT IT!

IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS!

WE WANT FROSTED CHEESE BLOBS!

YEAH. ENH!

LILO, YOUR SISTER WAS VERY CLEAR.

YOU HAVE TO EAT THIS DELICIOUS VEGETABLE LOAF

THAT SHE MADE FOR YOU.

LATER ON, AS A TREAT, YOU CAN HAVE AN APPLE!

A SUGAR-COATED CANDY APPLE?

NO, AN APPLE THAT GROWS ON A TREE.

WELL, THEN, STITCH AND I ARE GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE.

ENH. YEAH.

NOT ONE MORSEL OF FOOD WILL PASS OUR LIPS

UNLESS IT'S COVERED WITH FROSTING,

CHOCOLATE GLAZE, OR POWDERED CHEESE!

ALL RIGHT. SUIT YOURSELF.

THAT MEANS THAT ALL THIS NUMMY-NUM FOOD NANI LEFT FOR YOU

IS NOW FOR ME! YAY!

MMM.

OH, COULD HAVE USED SOME SALT.

BUT STILL PRETTY GOOD.

[GAGS]

IT WON'T WORK.

STITCH AND I ARE SOLID LIKE A ROCK.

RIGHT, STITCH?

OH...

I'M HOME FOR LUNCH!

HELLO! ANYONE HERE? UNH!

LILO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR?

STITCH AND I NEED TO CONSERVE ENERGY

BECAUSE WE'RE ON A HUNGER STRIKE.

I'VE WRITTEN DOWN MY DEMANDS.

MEGA CHOCO MACA CANDY BAR CRUNCH CEREAL

EVERY DAY FOR BREAKFAST.

EASY CHEESY MACARONI AND BACON BITS

EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY FOR LUNCH.

SUPER SPICY POTATO CHIPS FOR DINNER.

PLEAKLEY!

NANI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I CAME HOME FOR LUNCH

TO MAKE SURE LILO WAS EATING RIGHT.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

SHE WON'T EAT THAT FOOD YOU MADE,

AND FRANKLY, I DON'T BLAME HER.

IT LACKS OOMPH...

PIZZAZZ.

BUT IT DOESN'T LACK NUTRITION.

[RUSTLING SOUND]

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

UH, WELL...

POTATO CHIPS!

UH...

HEY! YOU'RE EATING POTATO CHIPS

WHILE WE'RE STARVING OURSELVES IN PROTEST?

OK, THAT DOES IT.

THIS FAMILY IS GETTING HEALTHY.

FROM NOW ON,

NO MORE JUNK!

PLEAKLEY, WHERE'S YOUR STASH?

STASH?

I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

Pleakley: SEE? NOTHING UNDER THE SOFA CUSHIONS.

NOTHING UNDER THE STAIRS, EITHER.

I'M TELLING YOU, THERE IS NO STASH.

[CRASHING SOUNDS]

OH! HUH?

[CLANG]

[BARKING]

AHA!

CANDY BAR!

COINCIDENCE.

[SIZZLING]

PROVES NOTHING.

[GASPS]

[CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING]

THERE WAS A STASH!

EWW!

Stitch: STASH!

I'M GONNA TAKE ALL THIS STUFF TO THE TRASH.

WHEN I GET BACK FROM WORK TONIGHT,

I EXPECT A NUTRITIOUS MEAL FOR DINNER.

NO MORE JUNK. GOT IT?

THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS, STITCH.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE ALL STARVE.

HMM.

HA HA!

AN EXPERIMENT POD?

HUH. GUESS HE HAD HIS OWN STASH.

I WONDER WHAT IT DOES.

EXPERIMENT 062.

PRIMARY FUNCTION,

PREPARE DELECTABLE AND IRRESISTIBLE MEALS!

[GASPS] IT'S PERFECT!

YEAH! [GRUNTS]

EH?

[FRENCH ACCENT] VOILA!

HEY, LITTLE GUY.

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE US A SNACK?

SOMETHING DELICIOUS AND GREASY?

[SPUTTERS]

[WHIRRING LOUDLY]

[WHIRRING CONTINUES]

[WHISTLING]

MM-HMM. HA!

[MAKES KISSING SOUND]

BON APPETIT!

WOW. HE SPEAKS FRENCH.

FOOD! GLORIOUS FOOD!

DEEP FRIED!

LET'S EAT!

[ALL GOBBLING]

[GULPS]

[MUFFLED MURMURING]

AAH! [GOBBLING]

[GULP]

THESE ARE THE BEST FRENCH FRIES EVER!

I'M GONNA CALL YOU FRENCH FRY!

[LAUGHS]

[GOBBLING CONTINUES]

[GANTU GROANS] HEY, SPORT...

WHY THE LONG FACE?

[INHALES]

[GROANS]

I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT.

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY!

IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY.

AW, COME ON, NOW. DON'T BE SHY.

I PROMISE NOT TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR AGE.

OR YOUR LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

Man, on P.A.: EXPERIMENT 062 ACTIVATED.

PRIMARY FUNCTION,

PREPARE DELECTABLE AND IRRESISTIBLE MEALS.

OR HOW FEW EXPERIMENTS YOU'VE CAPTURED.

UH-UH, NOT TODAY.

THANKS. I APPRECIATE THAT.

AW, NOW, DON'T GO AWAY MAD.

NOT ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE IT ALL.

BON APPETIT.

AGAIN? BUT I'VE HAD LIKE 10 BURGERS ALREADY.

12. 15 PIZZAS, 9 SUNDAES,

AND CRISPY, CRUNCHY FRIES, FRIES, FRIES.

I'M SO FULL.

EXCEPT...I'M NOT.

WELL, I SAY WE KEEP ON EATING.

YEAH!

[STITCH GRUNTS]

MMM... BON APPETIT.

NOW...MORE?

OH, NO. I COULDN'T. REALLY.

BON APPETIT.

WELL, IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR BREAKFAST.

BUT IT LOOKS SO YUMMY.

LATE...

[GASPS] I'M LATE FOR HULA CLASS!

WOW. I'M SO... ROUND.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE ROUNDER, TOO.

[GRUNTS]

[BELCHES] COULD IT BE ALL THAT FOOD

THAT FRENCH FRY MADE?

IMPOSSIBLE!

YOUR PLANET'S SUN IS EMITTING

AN UNUSUAL NUMBER OF HIGHLY CHARGED PARTICLES TODAY.

I HEARD ABOUT IT ON THE NEWS.

[GOBBLES]

OK, I GOTTA GO! I'M LATE!

HUH?

Girls: WHOA!

AAH!

WHOA!

WHOA!

[GIRLS SCREAM]

LILO, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING OK?

BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING KIND OF ROUND,

AND YOU'RE ROLLING OVER PEOPLE.

IT'S NOT NICE.

[GRUNTS]

FRENCH FRY IS TURNING US ALL INTO GIGANTIC BOWLING BALLS!

HUH?

SEE?

WE NEED TO WARN PLEAKLEY.

PLEAKLEY! IT'S NOT SUN SPOTS MAKING US PUFFY!

IT'S FRENCH FRY!

Pleakley, wearily: GO AWAY.

PLEAKLEY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?

PLEASE GO AWAY.

I'M COMING IN.

[STITCH GRUNTS]

Pleakley: I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY.

PLEAKLEY? WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S SOME TYPE OF ALLERGY

TO THAT LITTLE MONSTER'S DELICIOUS FOOD.

French Fry: BON APPETIT!

OH, NO. NOT THE CORN DOGS.

I CAN'T RESIST THE CORN DOGS!

[GOBBLING]

WE NEED TO FIND OUT A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FRENCH FRY.

HMM. EXPERIMENT 062.

CAN TAKE ANY FOODSTUFFS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

THIS IS ALL THE SAME STUFF I READ BEFORE.

THERE HAS TO BE MORE ABOUT THESE SIDE EFFECTS SOMEWHERE.

WAIT A MINUTE...

JOURNAL OF J. JOOKIBA.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOMETHING

ABOUT EXPERIMENT 062.

NO...NO...AHA!

HERE WE GO.

EXPERIMENT 062 IS VERY HANDY EXPERIMENT.

MY VERY OWN PERSONAL CHEF.

HA! MAKES TASTY TREATS FOR LATE-NIGHT EVIL GENIUS SNACKINGS.

[STATIC]

[SLURPS]

HOUR ONE... EXPERIMENT 062'S MEALS

ARE TRULY DELICIOUS.

I CAN NOT STOP EATING THEM.

CURIOUSLY, I AM NEVER FEELING FULL.

NEVER FEELING FULL...

HOUR 3...IT IS ALMOST AS IF I HAVE NO CONTROL.

I MUST EAT!

YET STILL I AM NEVER FEELING FULL.

HOWEVER, I HAVE OUTGROWN ALL MY CLOTHES.

HOUR 7...BELLY SWELLED TO SIZE OF SPACE SHIP.

062 MAKES FOOD DELICIOUS,

BUT REMOVES ALL NUTRITION,

RESULTING IN EMPTY CALORIES!

MUST HALT 062'S PROGRAM!

AAH!

THAT'S ALL IT SAYS.

[FRENCH FRY CHUCKLES EVILLY]

BON APPETIT.

UH-OH. HE WANTS US TO EAT.

WE REALLY SHOULDN'T.

NAGA.

Stitch: DONUTS!

[BOTH GOBBLING]

OOH!

[GOBBLING]

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE LAST BATCH.

MMM...MMM.

d LA LA LA LI LI d

d LO LI LI LI LI d

d LA LA LA-- d WHAT?

OH, SACRE BLEU! WA HA!

GOTCHA.

[GRUMBLING GIBBERISH]

OH, NO!

FRENCH FRY!

HA HA! GOT ONE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOU

USING THE NEW TROG CALL I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

STITCH!

WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

[GRUNTING]

ROLL, STITCH! ROLL!

UNH!

PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT THERE, TROG?

UNH!

UNH!

[STITCH LAUGHING]

WE CAN STILL BEAT YOU, DUMMY HEAD!

[GRUNTING]

PLEASE, STOP! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

BON APPETIT.

WHY, THANK YOU.

I'M NOT USUALLY INTO SWEETS, BUT IT LOOKS SO TEMPTING.

[BLOWS]

[GOBBLES]

[GRUNTING]

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

BYE-BYE.

WE BETTER CALL JUMBA.

MY COLLEAGUES IN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY,

I PRESENT TO YOU

THE FUTURE OF GENETICALLY MODIFIED PETS.

[CELL PHONE RINGS] UH...

LET ME JUST GET RID OF THIS CALL.

JUMBA, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

NOT NOW, LITTLE GIRL. I AM MAKING IMPORTANT PRESENTATION.

BUT-- SO...

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS] NOW. AS I WAS SAYING--

Man: TELEPHONE FOR JUMBA JOOKIBA.

JUMBA, IT'S LILO AGAIN.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT.

VERY WELL. MAKE IT QUICKLY, PLEASE.

IT'S ABOUT EXPERIMENT 062.

I KNOW HE WAS DESIGNED TO BE YOUR PERSONAL CHEF.

BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

TELL ME YOU DID NOT REACTIVATE EXPERIMENT 062.

WELL--

LISTEN TO ME!

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO RESIST EATING EXPERIMENT'S MEALS.

WHY?

BECAUSE...

ONCE YOU ARE PROPERLY FATTENED UP,

HE WILL TRY TO EAT YOU!

JUMBA? HELLO?

I DON'T THINK I HEARD THAT RIGHT.

IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID EXPERIMENT 062 WOULD TRY TO EAT ME.

[DIAL TONE] HELLO?

HELLO!

[GASPS]

[FRENCH FRY CACKLING]

Lilo: STOP IT!

STITCH!

HELP!

AAH!

WHEE! HA HA HA HA HA!

[CACKLING CONTINUES]

WHEE!

STITCH!

AAH!

[STITCH GRUMBLES]

[FRENCH FRY HUMMING]

Lilo: HE'S BUILDING A FIRE.

OH, STITCH, I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D END UP LIKE THIS...

EATEN BY ONE OF YOUR COUSINS.

ALOHA, NANI.

OH, ALOHA, KUMU.

YOU HERE ON A DATE?

WELL, YEAH.

SO HOW'S HULA CLASS?

OK, EXCEPT LILO ROLLED OVER MYRTLE EDMONDS AND HER FRIENDS TODAY

AND KNOCKED THEM OVER.

SHE...ROLLED?

LIKE A BOWLING BALL. HAS SHE BEEN EATING OK?

'CAUSE SHE'S ABOUT THIS BIG.

EVEN JUNK FOOD CAN'T DO THAT.

d BA BA d

d BA BA BA BA BA BA d

d BA BA BA BA BA BA d

UH, I SHOULD WARN YOU,

STITCH AND I ARE VERY...

TOUGH.

MAGA TA!

AND...GRISTLY.

[HUMMING FRERE JACQUES]

OOH. [COUGHS]

JUMBA...LILO HAS BLOATED UP

LIKE A GIANT BOWLING BALL!

IF THIS IS MORE OF YOUR EVIL EXPERIMENTS...

Jumba, on phone: YES, YES.

LITTLE GIRL IS UNDER INFLUENCE OF 062.

BLOATING CAUSED BY OVER-SNACKING WILL WEAR OFF

AFTER 24 HOURS, YOU MUST GET HOME IMMEDIATELY

TOO SAVE LITTLE GIRL AND 626 BEFORE THEY ARE BECOMING SNACKS THEMSELVES!

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LITTLE SISTER!

NANI!

WELL, SHE USED TO BE LITTLE.

[GROWLS]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE,

BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET WHOOPED...

HAWAIIAN STYLE.

YOU GET HIM, BIG SIS!

HEY! OH! AH! UNH!

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLS]

WHOA!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

NANI! WE CAN HELP!

LET US OUT!

WHOA!

AAH! UH-OH!

WHOA!

WHOA!

[FRENCH FRY GRUNTING AND GRUMBLING]

YOU SAVED US!

YOU'RE A SUPERHERO!

THAT'S BECAUSE I EAT A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME.

WELL...

OK. BUT ALMOST GETTING EATEN

HAS MADE ME PRETTY TIRED.

WILL YOU ROLL ME TO BED?

YOU GOT IT.

1...2...

[GRUNTING] 3. UNH.

HEY, SPORT. YOU IN THERE?

Gantu: GO AWAY.

LISTEN, I KNOW I WAS A LITTLE MEAN TO YOU.

ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, NO LESS.

BUT I'M HERE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY.

YOU SEE, I FIGURE YOU'RE SAD

BECAUSE YOU'RE TRAPPED ON AN ALIEN PLANET

SO FAR FROM HOME, RIGHT?

SO I MADE SOME PHONE CALLS...

WHAT ARE YOU BLABBING ABOUT?

UH-HUH. AND I INVITED YOUR COLLEGE BUDDIES

TO COME FOR A VISIT.

NO!

All: SURPRISE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, G!

[BLOWING NOISEMAKERS]

OH, BOY. HE REALLY LET HIMSELF GO.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!

[SLAMS DOOR]

[SIZZLING]

LOOK, I'M ALL BETTER!

Nani: GOOD!

HERE'S YOUR NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.

[WHINING] OH...

I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

BUT THAT'S OK.

IT'S REALLY NOT FOR PEOPLE, ANYWAY.

IT'S NOT?

NAH. IT'S MUMMY CHOW.

THEY LOVE THE STUFF.

WOW.

WANT SOME ECTOPLASMIC SLIME TO GO WITH IT?

WHO WOULDN'T?

WAIT TILL I TELL EVERYONE

I ATE MUMMY CHOW WITH ECTOPLASMIC SLIME!

SHOULD HAVE TRIED THAT A LONG TIME AGO.

EXPERIMENT IS EATING FOODS BESIDES PEOPLES.

THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED.

MAYBE HE'S NEVER HAD GOOD, NUTRITIOUS FOOD BEFORE.

IS THAT TRUE, FRENCH FRY?

IF WE FEED YOU MUMMY CHOW,

WILL YOU STOP WANTING TO EAT PEOPLE?

YEAH! OUI!

[SLURPS]

Lilo: NOW THAT FRENCH FRY ISN'T EATING PEOPLE,

HE CAN FEED THEM INSTEAD.

AND HE'S USING HEALTHY INGREDIENTS,

SO THEY DON'T TURN INTO GIANT BOWLING BALLS.

MMM. THESE ARE SO ONO.

I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE LOW-FAT.

I GUESS HEALTHY FOOD CAN BE DELICIOUS.

RIGHT, STITCH?

YEAH. EH.

[GOBBLES]

[GULPS] [BELCHES]

MMM.