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TOOKIE BAH WABA!

HAO!

IKI BAH BAH.

HA HA HA.

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d

d NO MALIHINI OHANA d

d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d

Man: TODAY'S SPEAKER HAS HELPED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE

THROUGH HER SYNDICATED TV AND RADIO SHOWS

AND IS THE BEST-SELLING AUTHOR OF

I'M PEACHY, YOU'RE PEACHY.

HERE'S YOUR WATER, DOCTOR--WHOA!

OH, I'M SORRY, DOCTOR.

I'LL GET A MOP, I'LL GET A MOP.

GRR!

OW! WHAT IS THAT THING?

A MUTANT PORCUPINE OR--OR--BUH!

Man: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD,

DR. GLADYS OKRA.

DUH!

d [SINGING NONSENSE] d

WEE!

d THE TUMMY BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE HEAD BONE d

SHE DOESN'T SOUND NEARLY AS SMART AS SHE DOES ON TV.

d TOOT LAMA LAMA HONK HONK! d

WHAT'S THAT?

Audience: AAH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

Moses: GOOD WORK TODAY, CLASS,

BUT BEFORE YOU GO I HAVE A REMINDER.

TOMORROW IS THE OHANARAMA TRIVIA CHAMPIONSHIP,

AND THIS YEAR WE HAVE AN OUTSTANDING GRAND PRIZE.

OH, GOODY. I GET A PRIZE.

AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY'S GONNA WIN, MYRTLE?

BECAUSE WE ALWAYS WIN.

IT'S A BRAND-NEW COMPUTER.

Girls: AAH!

SO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TRIVIA.

BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A COMPUTER.

3, ACTUALLY. THAT'S WHY I'M A CHILD PRODIGY.

I BET LILO'S NOT SMART ENOUGH

TO EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER.

I HAVE ADVANCED ALIEN TECHNOLOGY COMPUTERS,

AND THEN THERE'S MY DOG.

HE KNOWS MOLECULAR PHYSICS.

[OBJECTS CLANGING]

BARK BARK!

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE DENSE, LILO,

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD BE OUTSMARTED BY A DOG.

Girls: YEAH!

BUT I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE.

IF YOUR FAMILY IS HALF AS THICK AS YOU ARE,

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AT THE OHANARAMA.

GADJANAFEE!

NO, STITCH. WE'RE GOING TO NEED

MORE THAN A VOODOO DOLL TO BEAT MYRTLE.

HER FAMILY DOES ALWAYS WIN SOMEHOW.

JUMBA, HAVE YOU SEEN THE COLANDER?

HEY! THAT BETTER BE AN ELECTRIC SPAGHETTI STRAINER

OR WE'RE HAVING SOGGY PASTA.

IS NOT FOR COOKING, IS EVILIMINATOR,

NEW GENIUS WAY FOR TURNING EXPERIMENTS FROM BAD TO GOOD.

I'M TESTING ON EXPERIMENT 110,

DESIGNED TO ANNOY ENEMIES WITH NON-STOP TALKING.

ANYWAY, SHE'S A SAGITTARIUS, I'M A LEO,

SO WE'RE REALLY GOOD-- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, IS THAT FOR ME? WHAT'S IT DO?

HEY, JUMBA, MAYBE WE CAN OUT FOR ICE CREAM LATER, HUH?

CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE?

MY FAVORITE'S PISTACHIO, BUT ROCKY ROAD'S PRETTY GOOD, TOO.

I ALSO LIKE PEPPERMINT CHERRY AND CHOCOLATE ALMOND

AND COOKIE DOUBLE CRUNCH AND PUMPKIN BLUEBERRY

MOCHA MINT CHIP, AND OF COURSE THAT SEASONAL HO-HO-HO.

GET IT? CHRISTMAS. HA HA!

[COUGHS]

VANILLA BEAN, TUTTI-FRUTTI, FUDGE NUT SWIRL,

BUTTER PECAN, APPLE WALNUT, BANANA CHOCOLATE CHIP,

BLACKBERRY ICE, CHOCOLATE BANANA HAZELNUT,

CASHEW BUTTER CRUNCH, MAPLE PARFAIT, CINNAMON BANANA WALNUT,

LEMON SORBET, COCONUT PINEAPPLE, KEY LIME, PISTACHIO...

STOP TALKING!

STRAWBERRY, PRALINE, CARMEL HONEY OR CINNAMON CRUNCH--

EH, PERHAPS POLARITY NEEDS MINOR RE-ADJUSTAMENTATION.

HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU

THAT THERE MIGHT BE A BETTER WAY

TO TURN EVIL EXPERIMENTS TO GOOD, HUH?

BETTER THAN UNTESTED HAZARDOUS TECHNOLOGY?

IMPOSSIBLE! NO SUCH THING EXISTS.

WELL, MR. I'M-SUCH- A-SUPER-GENIUS-I-THINK- I-KNOW-EVERYTHING-

AND-NEVER-GIVE- MY-ROOMMATE-ANY-CREDIT- EVEN-WHEN-HE'S-RIGHT-

ESPECIALLY-ABOUT-WEARING WHITE-AFTER-LABOR-DAY...

I'VE BEEN WATCHING DR. OKRA ON TV

AND HAVE LEARNED HOW EARTHLINGS DEAL WITH THEIR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.

IT'S FASCINATING. FIRST THEY ALL SIT IN A CIRCLE,

AND THEN, UH, HUGGING,

CRYING, OH, AND THROWING CHAIRS!

EVIL GENIUS JUMBA IS INTRIGUED.

JUMBA, PLEAKLEY, GET YOUR HAT AND WIG!

WE NEED TO GO TO THE MUSEUM TO BRUSH UP ON OUR TRIVIA.

GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE THE FINEST MINDS ON THE PLANET,

AND TOGETHER YOU'RE GONNA WHUP MYRTLE EDMONDS

IN THE OHANARAMA TOMORROW.

THE OWHATTAWHODA?

OHANARAMA. IT'S A CONTEST.

KIND OF LIKE A GAME SHOW.

HEY, IF FUN INANE CONTEST IS NOT UNTIL TOMORROW

WHY ARE WE NOT RELAXATIONING AT HOME

WITH FROSTY BEVERAGE?

PRACTICE. TRIVIA CONTESTS MEAN YOU HAVE TO KNOW

EVERY FACT ABOUT ANYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED ANYWHERE.

Stitch: OW!

OOH! FREE SODA! [BURPS]

HOW COME YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM WITH US?

WELL, I'M JUST A DOPEY LITTLE EARTHLING,

AND WE NEED ALIEN GENIUSES ON OUR TEAM.

HEH! THEN WHY IS PLEAKLEY HERE?

HEY! HA HA! KIDDING.

OOKATAKA! BIDDADUBYA GIGGA RAMOND AKACHUTA.

EVERYTHING GOING OK? OOKATAKA!

HMM. IS REMINDING ME OF EX-WIFE.

BEFORE FACELIFT.

"WASH WITH LIKE COLORS ONLY."

THEY'RE SURE TO ASK THAT QUESTION.

Patrons: AAH!

EXPERIMENT 319! RUN!

STITCH, THAT'S ONE OF YOUR COUSINS!

GRR!

OH! [SCREAMING]

OW! OOH! OW!

MAGATA!

UNH!

YEE-HAH! OW!

HA HA HA!

WAY TO GO, STITCH.

STITCH, WHAT'S WRONG?

BUH!

Pleakley: NOW THIS MIGHT PINCH A LITTLE.

PLEASE TRY TO BE MORE CUSHY WITH THE TUSHY!

WELL, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT... OW!

MR. EVIL- EXPERIMENT-MAKER.

WOW. THAT'S A HUGE BANDAGE.

OOH! IT'S GOING TO BE LONG TIME

BEFORE SITTING ON EVIL GENIUS KEISTER.

JUMBA, WHY WEREN'T YOU AFFECTED BY SPIKE?

SPIKE?

EXPERIMENT 319.

I'M CALLING HIM SPIKE.

NAME IS ALL TOO APPROPRIATE,

BUT TO ANSWER QUESTION,

EVEN JUMBA'S SUPERIOR ALIEN BOTTOM

IS NOT IMMUNE TO SPIKEY SPIKES.

THEN HOW COME YOU'RE NOT ACTING DOPEY LIKE STITCH?

d LA LA LA LA LA LA... d

WELL, FOR BECAUSE JUMBA DESIGNED EXPERIMENT 319

TO TAKE NORMALLY INTELLIGENT PLANETARY POPULATIONS

AND INCREASE SILLY GOOF FACTOR BY 99%

LEAVING ONLY 1% CLEVER.

SO?

SO EVEN 1% JUMBA'S BRAINS

IS PLENTY SUPER GENIUS. HA HA!

HEH! HI!

HUH? GRR! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!

OH, BROTHER.

TELL ME THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY.

IN 48 HOURS, 626 WILL BE

BACK TO HAVING BRAIN LIKE SUPERCOMPUTER.

UNTIL THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO SETTLE

FOR BRAIN OF A CHICKEN SALAD.

HA HA HA! SHOULDN'T LAUGH.

BUT THE OHANARAMA IS TOMORROW

AND WE NEED 3 PEOPLE TO PLAY.

THEN LITTLE GIRL MUST COMPETE.

I CAN'T PLAY AGAINST MYRTLE.

I'D JUST MESS EVERYTHING UP.

WHAT IF I REBUILT STITCH'S SMARTS FROM SCRATCH?

626 DOES HAVE ACCELERATED MEMORY REBOOTING CAPABILITIES.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. COME ON, STITCH.

STITCH!

GUUH!

SO WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS GUY?

JUST GIVE ME FEW MINUTES TO RECALIBRATE EVILIMINATOR.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

BUT LITTLE GIRL IS BUSY

UN-UNSMARTIFYING EXPERIMENT 626.

HOW IS 319 SUPPOSED TO BE CONVERTED TO GOOD?

I'LL USE THE DR. OKRA METHOD.

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL HERE, SO LET'S BEGIN.

USING MY EXTENSIVE EARTH EXPERTISE,

I'VE ADAPTED DR. OKRA'S THEORIES INTO MY VERY OWN SEMINAR

ENTITLED "EVIL ATTITUDE RE-MODIFICATION

AND WAYWARD ANGER EXTRACTION,"

OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, E.A.R.W.A.X.

OH.

WE'LL BEGIN WITH LEVEL ONE: SHARING.

FIBBER HERE WILL BUZZ IF YOU DON'T TELL THE TRUTH,

SO PLEASE SPEAK OPENLY AND HONESTLY.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE GROUP?

[INSECT CHIRPING] [YAWNS]

ANYBODY?

WELL, I HAVE SOMETHING, BUT, UH--

OH, NO, NO, PLEASE, GO ON, NOSEY.

YOU'LL FEEL MUCH BETTER IF YOU JUST GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.

OK.

HIS ANTENNA THINGY? IT ISN'T REALLY GREEN.

Experiments: OH! Clyde: WHAT?

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU--

NOPE! HE'S GOING PREMATURELY ORANGE,

BUT DYES IT GREEN AT NIGHT SO NO ONE WILL NOTICE.

NO, I DON'T!

[BUZZES]

AND THAT'S NOT ALL! HE PLUCKS HIS UNI-BROW--

THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF,

NOT OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ME!

I'LL SHARE SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF.

I'M BORED! I'M TOO SMART FOR THIS STUFF!

[BUZZES]

HEY, BARNEY, IF YOU'RE SO SMART,

HOW COME WE ENDED UP IN THE SLAMMER?

OH, CAN IT, CLYDE!

IT'S YOUR FAULT WE GOT NABBED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[BUZZES]

WHY, YOU LITTLE SO-AND-SO, I'LL MANGLE YA!

OK. LET'S JUST SKIP

TO LEVEL 5: AROMATHERAPY.

WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

NOW, AROMATHERAPY, INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,

IS THE STUDY OF SMELLS, AROMAS AND ODORS--WAAH!

GRR!

[SNORTS]

YEAH, NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!

YEAH! THIS IS BETTER THAN TACO NIGHT IN THE BIG HOUSE.

NO, NO, NO!

SENSELESS VIOLENCE WON'T LEAVE TO HUGGING AND CRYING.

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG! WAAH!

WHO THREW THAT? THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHAIR.

[EXPERIMENTS GRUNTING]

OK, STITCH, PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE CRAM SESSION.

BUGGY.

COWBOY.

PLEAKLEY!

[BURPS]

[ALL GRUNTING AND SNARLING]

WHY YOU--

AAH!

AAH!

WHOO! I SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES.

THIS IS GREAT STUFF.

WAAH!

HEE HEE HEE!

THAT'S! DR. OKRA SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HUGGING AND CRYING,

WE'RE GONNA HUG AND CRY!

OH, BOY. ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.

[DOOR OPENS, OBJECTS CLATTER]

[ANIMAL HOWLS]

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVIL.

I THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL.

YOU JUST NEED A BIG HUG.

UNH! YUCK!

[WHIMPERS]

[CRIES]

Experiments: AW!

I'M SORRY, CLYDE.

I'M SORRY, BARNEY.

I'M NOT GONNA CRY, I'M NOT GONNA CRY, I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

[BUZZES]

[CRIES]

[HONKS] THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

I HEARD ON TV THAT LISTENING TO MOZART

MAKES YOU SMART. IF THAT'S TRUE,

LISTENING TO ELVIS WILL MAKE YOU SUPER SMART.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

YOU RECOGNIZE HIM, DON'T YOU?

IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!

LET THE KING'S MUSIC HEAL YOU.

[MUSIC STOPS]

[IMITATES AIRPLANE]

HA HA HA! UNH!

I GIVE UP.

STITCH IS JUST AS BIG A DODO-HEAD AS I AM.

MYRTLE'S GOING TO WIN THE OHANARAMA FOR SURE.

WILL THIS TAKE MUCH LONGER, UH, MYRNA?

I'VE GOT A 5:00 YOGA CLASS TOMORROW MORNING.

FOCUS, AUNT STACY. JUST REMEMBER

TO LET ME ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS.

I WISH WE HAD SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME PLAYING.

DON'T YOU FRET. I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT

STUDYING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ARGYLE AND GARGOYLE.

WE'RE DOOMED.

OK, WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL ROUND

IN THIS YEAR'S OHANARAMA.

LILO, YOU WON THE COIN TOSS SO THE FIRST QUESTION

FOR YOUROHANA GOES TO YOU.

TRUE OR FALSE: THERE IS FIRM EVIDENCE

OF ALIENS FROM OTHER PLANETS VISITING EARTH.

OH! TRUE!

I'M SORRY, THAT'S INCORRECT.

EDMONDS? FALSE!

ONLY WEIRDLO'S LAME ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IN ALIENS.

[HONKS]

THE NEXT QUESTION IS FOR LILO'S UNCLE JUMBA.

AT OPPOSITION, HOW FAR IS JUPITER FROM THE EARTH:

6 MILLION, 60 MILLION,

OR 600 MILLION KILOMETERS?

AH-HA! IS TRICKSY MANY CHOICE QUESTION.

THANKS TO SUBSPACE FOLD IN FABRIC OF SOLAR SYSTEM,

ACTUAL DISTANCE TO MASSIVE PLANET IS 14 FEET.

UM, NO, THAT'S INCORRECT.

MYRTLE'SOHANA?

[WHISPERING] AUNT STACY, YOU'RE WRONG! NO!

600 MILLION KILOMETERS.

THAT'S CORRECT.

WHAT?! YOU DARE QUESTION MY GENIUS?!

I, WHO INVENTED EDIBLE HAIR?

FORGET IT, UNCLE JUMBA. WE'LL GET THE NEXT ONE.

MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AAH! HEH HEH! THANKS BUT NO THANKS, SPIKE.

IT'S OK, LILO. HE'S TURNED GOOD

THANKS TO E.A.R.W.A.X.

I KNOW, BUT ONE STRAY QUILL

AND HE COULD MAKE ME EVEN UNSMARTER THAN I ALREADY AM.

HEY, I KNOW!

SPIKE, WHY DON'T YOU

GO GIVE MYRTLE A BIG SLOPPY HUG?

NOW, LILO, I'M NO EXPERT ON EARTH ETHICS--

WELL, ACTUALLY I AM--AND THAT WOULD BE CHEATING.

OHH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

IF WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THE EDMONDS WE'VE GOT TO DO IT

FAIR AND SQUARE. RIGHT, STITCH?

COME BACK, SHINY!

COME ON, STITCH.

NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK HERE.

MOSES HASN'T ASKED A SCIENCE QUESTION IN A WHILE,

SO I'LL KEEP THAT PAGE OPEN.

GOOD. JUST BE READY TO TELL ME THE ANSWERS.

MYRTLE'S CHEATING!

NO WONDER SHE SEEMS SO SMART.

POOR THERESA. HAVING TO DO SLAVE WORK FOR MYRTLE.

I BET SHE COULD USE A HUG.

HA HA HA!

Theresa: AAH! GET OFF ME! BUH!

COME ON, STITCH.

I THINK WE CAN HANDLE MYRTLE NOW.

MYRTLE, THIS NEXT QUESTION IS FOR YOU. COMPLETE THIS PHRASE.

"FOR EVERY ACTION THERE IS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE BLANK."

OH, A SCIENCE QUESTION. THAT'S EASY.

FOR EVERY ACTION THERE'S AND EQUAL AND OPPOSITE...

BUCKET OF MONKEYS!

BUCKET OF MONKEYS.

Audience: HA HA HA!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! I MEANT--

I'M SORRY. THAT'S INCORRECT. LILO'S TEAM?

CONSIDERING MULTIDIMENSIONAL PULL

OF DELTARIAN ANTIMATTER-- REACTION!

THAT'S CORRECT.

[HONKS]

HMM. IS HIGHLY OVERSIMPLIFIED.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

OH, BE QUIET, MAUREEN.

MY NAME IS MYRTLE!

MAYBE AUNT STACY AND I SHOULD ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS NOW, DEAR.

NO! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!

IT BETTER NOT!

DUH!

FOR LILO'S AUNT PLEAKLEY, TRUE OR FALSE:

COTTON T-SHIRTS SHOULD BE WASHED WITH LIGHT COLORS ONLY.

TRUE! HEY, I'M SMART!

CORRECT. AND WITH ONLY 40 POINTS SEPARATING THE TEAMS

WE GO INTO THE LIGHTNING ROUND.

CAN I HAVE ONE PLAYER FROM EACHOHANA.

MAYBE AUNT STACEY SHOULD--

NO! I'M GOING TO PLAY!

I SHOULD PLAY. I'M THE EARTH EXPERT HERE.

WELL, YEAH, BUT JUMBA HAS I.Q.

LARGER THAN SOME GALAXIES.

NO. LET ME DO IT.

BUT LITTLE GIRL THOUGHT NOT-SO-FRIENDLY FRIEND MYRTLE

WAS SMARTER THAN SHE.

NOT ANYMORE.

WEIRDLO? I'M PLAYING AGAINST YOU?

THIS IS GONNA BE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.

YOU DON'T SCARE ME, MYRTLE.

ARE YOU READY, GIRLS? FIRST QUESTION.

WHERE IS THE EIFFEL TOWER LOCATED?

IN THE BATHROOM.

IN THE BATHROOM.

PARIS, FRANCE.

10 POINTS FOR LILO.

WHAT DID NEIL ARMSTRONG SAY WHEN HE LANDED ON THE MOON?

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

"THIS IS ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND."

CORRECT! HOW MANY FEET IN A MILE?

BUNDT CAKE!

5,280!

WHO WROTE HAMLET?

CHAUNCEY PICKLES! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!

AND THE SCORE IS TIED.

I LIKE PICKLES!

THIS IS YOUR FINAL QUESTION.

WHAT IS THE HAWAIIAN WORD FOR "FRIENDSHIP?"

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.

THAT'S EASY.PILIALOHA!

THAT'S CORRECT. LILO'S TEAM WINS.

Audience: YAY!

[HONKS]

HA HA!

YAY YAY YAY!

NO FAIR! THAT WAS A DUMB QUESTION.

JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT

DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS DUMB, MYRTLE.

CONGRATULATIONS, LILO.

YOUR FAMILY WINS THE NEW COMPUTER AND ENCYCLOPEDIAS ON DVD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST!

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!

AW!

Myrtle: STOP HUGGING ME! OUCH!

HEY, THAT HURT, YOU--UH, DUH!

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH] HA HA HA!

Pleakley: NOSEY, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING

YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE GROUP?

MY NAME IS NOSEY,

AND I'M--I'M--

I'M A GOSSIP! [SOBS]

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT SPIKEY EXPERIMENT

WOULD MAKE SUCH GOOD HUGGING TREATMENT PRACTITIONER.

HEH HEH HEH!

WAKATA TOOKA TOOKA!

SORRY, STITCH.

I DONATED THE COMPUTER TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER.

I FIGURE THIS FAMILY'S SMART ENOUGH WITHOUT IT.

HEH! LITTLE GIRL IS ALMOST AS SMART

AS EVIL GENIUS. HA HA HA!

ALMOST.