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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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HAO!
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IKI BAH BAH.
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HA HA HA.
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
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OOOCHA!
CHI-KA!
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d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d
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d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
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d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
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d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
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Man: TODAY'S SPEAKER HAS
HELPED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
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THROUGH HER SYNDICATED
TV AND RADIO SHOWS
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AND IS THE BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR OF
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I'M PEACHY,YOU'RE PEACHY.
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HERE'S YOUR WATER,
DOCTOR--WHOA!
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OH, I'M SORRY, DOCTOR.
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I'LL GET A MOP,
I'LL GET A MOP.
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GRR!
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OW! WHAT IS
THAT THING?
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A MUTANT PORCUPINE
OR--OR--BUH!
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Man: LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
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THE SMARTEST
PERSON IN THE WORLD,
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DR. GLADYS OKRA.
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DUH!
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d [SINGING NONSENSE] d
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WEE!
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d THE TUMMY BONE'S CONNECTED
TO THE HEAD BONE d
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SHE DOESN'T SOUND
NEARLY AS SMART
AS SHE DOES ON TV.
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d TOOT LAMA LAMA
HONK HONK! d
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WHAT'S THAT?
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Audience: AAH!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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Moses: GOOD WORK
TODAY, CLASS,
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BUT BEFORE YOU GO
I HAVE A REMINDER.
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TOMORROW IS
THE OHANARAMA
TRIVIA CHAMPIONSHIP,
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AND THIS YEAR WE HAVE
AN OUTSTANDING
GRAND PRIZE.
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OH, GOODY.
I GET A PRIZE.
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AND WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK YOUR FAMILY'S
GONNA WIN, MYRTLE?
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BECAUSE WE
ALWAYS WIN.
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IT'S A BRAND-NEW COMPUTER.
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Girls: AAH!
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SO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TRIVIA.
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BUT YOU ALREADY
HAVE A COMPUTER.
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3, ACTUALLY. THAT'S WHY
I'M A CHILD PRODIGY.
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I BET LILO'S NOT
SMART ENOUGH
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TO EVEN HAVE
A COMPUTER.
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I HAVE ADVANCED
ALIEN TECHNOLOGY
COMPUTERS,
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AND THEN THERE'S
MY DOG.
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HE KNOWS
MOLECULAR PHYSICS.
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[OBJECTS CLANGING]
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BARK BARK!
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I ALWAYS KNEW
YOU WERE DENSE, LILO,
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD BE
OUTSMARTED BY A DOG.
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Girls: YEAH!
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BUT I KNOW
ONE THING FOR SURE.
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IF YOUR FAMILY IS
HALF AS THICK AS YOU ARE,
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YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
AT THE OHANARAMA.
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GADJANAFEE!
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NO, STITCH.
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
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MORE THAN A VOODOO DOLL
TO BEAT MYRTLE.
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HER FAMILY DOES
ALWAYS WIN SOMEHOW.
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JUMBA, HAVE YOU
SEEN THE COLANDER?
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HEY! THAT BETTER BE
AN ELECTRIC
SPAGHETTI STRAINER
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OR WE'RE HAVING
SOGGY PASTA.
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IS NOT FOR COOKING,
IS EVILIMINATOR,
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NEW GENIUS WAY FOR
TURNING EXPERIMENTS
FROM BAD TO GOOD.
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I'M TESTING
ON EXPERIMENT 110,
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DESIGNED TO ANNOY ENEMIES
WITH NON-STOP TALKING.
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ANYWAY, SHE'S
A SAGITTARIUS,
I'M A LEO,
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SO WE'RE REALLY GOOD--
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, IS THAT FOR ME?
WHAT'S IT DO?
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HEY, JUMBA, MAYBE
WE CAN OUT FOR
ICE CREAM LATER, HUH?
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CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE?
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MY FAVORITE'S PISTACHIO,
BUT ROCKY ROAD'S
PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
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I ALSO LIKE
PEPPERMINT CHERRY
AND CHOCOLATE ALMOND
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AND COOKIE DOUBLE CRUNCH
AND PUMPKIN BLUEBERRY
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MOCHA MINT CHIP,
AND OF COURSE THAT
SEASONAL HO-HO-HO.
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GET IT? CHRISTMAS.
HA HA!
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[COUGHS]
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VANILLA BEAN,
TUTTI-FRUTTI,
FUDGE NUT SWIRL,
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BUTTER PECAN,
APPLE WALNUT,
BANANA CHOCOLATE CHIP,
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BLACKBERRY ICE,
CHOCOLATE BANANA
HAZELNUT,
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CASHEW BUTTER CRUNCH,
MAPLE PARFAIT,
CINNAMON BANANA WALNUT,
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LEMON SORBET,
COCONUT PINEAPPLE,
KEY LIME, PISTACHIO...
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STOP TALKING!
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STRAWBERRY, PRALINE,
CARMEL HONEY OR
CINNAMON CRUNCH--
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EH, PERHAPS
POLARITY NEEDS MINOR
RE-ADJUSTAMENTATION.
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HAS IT EVER
OCCURRED TO YOU
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THAT THERE MIGHT BE
A BETTER WAY
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TO TURN EVIL EXPERIMENTS
TO GOOD, HUH?
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BETTER THAN UNTESTED
HAZARDOUS TECHNOLOGY?
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IMPOSSIBLE! NO SUCH
THING EXISTS.
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WELL, MR. I'M-SUCH-
A-SUPER-GENIUS-I-THINK-
I-KNOW-EVERYTHING-
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AND-NEVER-GIVE-
MY-ROOMMATE-ANY-CREDIT-
EVEN-WHEN-HE'S-RIGHT-
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ESPECIALLY-ABOUT-WEARING
WHITE-AFTER-LABOR-DAY...
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING
DR. OKRA ON TV
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AND HAVE LEARNED
HOW EARTHLINGS DEAL WITH
THEIR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
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IT'S FASCINATING.
FIRST THEY ALL
SIT IN A CIRCLE,
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AND THEN, UH, HUGGING,
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CRYING, OH,
AND THROWING CHAIRS!
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EVIL GENIUS JUMBA
IS INTRIGUED.
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JUMBA, PLEAKLEY,
GET YOUR HAT AND WIG!
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WE NEED TO GO
TO THE MUSEUM TO
BRUSH UP ON OUR TRIVIA.
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GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE
THE FINEST MINDS
ON THE PLANET,
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AND TOGETHER
YOU'RE GONNA WHUP
MYRTLE EDMONDS
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IN THE OHANARAMA
TOMORROW.
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THE OWHATTAWHODA?
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OHANARAMA.
IT'S A CONTEST.
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KIND OF LIKE
A GAME SHOW.
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HEY, IF FUN INANE
CONTEST IS NOT
UNTIL TOMORROW
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WHY ARE WE NOT
RELAXATIONING AT HOME
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WITH FROSTY BEVERAGE?
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PRACTICE. TRIVIA
CONTESTS MEAN
YOU HAVE TO KNOW
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EVERY FACT ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT EVER
HAPPENED ANYWHERE.
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Stitch: OW!
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OOH! FREE SODA! [BURPS]
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HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
ON THE TEAM WITH US?
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WELL, I'M JUST
A DOPEY LITTLE
EARTHLING,
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AND WE NEED
ALIEN GENIUSES
ON OUR TEAM.
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HEH! THEN WHY IS
PLEAKLEY HERE?
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HEY!
HA HA! KIDDING.
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OOKATAKA! BIDDADUBYA
GIGGA RAMOND AKACHUTA.
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EVERYTHING GOING OK?
OOKATAKA!
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HMM. IS REMINDING ME
OF EX-WIFE.
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BEFORE FACELIFT.
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"WASH WITH
LIKE COLORS ONLY."
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THEY'RE SURE TO ASK
THAT QUESTION.
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Patrons: AAH!
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EXPERIMENT 319! RUN!
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STITCH, THAT'S
ONE OF YOUR COUSINS!
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GRR!
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OH! [SCREAMING]
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OW! OOH! OW!
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MAGATA!
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UNH!
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YEE-HAH! OW!
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HA HA HA!
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WAY TO GO, STITCH.
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STITCH,
WHAT'S WRONG?
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BUH!
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Pleakley: NOW THIS
MIGHT PINCH A LITTLE.
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PLEASE TRY TO BE MORE
CUSHY WITH THE TUSHY!
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WELL, IT'S YOUR
OWN FAULT...
OW!
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MR. EVIL-
EXPERIMENT-MAKER.
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WOW. THAT'S
A HUGE BANDAGE.
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OOH! IT'S GOING
TO BE LONG TIME
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BEFORE SITTING ON
EVIL GENIUS KEISTER.
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JUMBA, WHY WEREN'T
YOU AFFECTED BY SPIKE?
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SPIKE?
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EXPERIMENT 319.
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I'M CALLING HIM SPIKE.
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NAME IS ALL
TOO APPROPRIATE,
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BUT TO ANSWER QUESTION,
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EVEN JUMBA'S SUPERIOR
ALIEN BOTTOM
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IS NOT IMMUNE
TO SPIKEY SPIKES.
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THEN HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT ACTING DOPEY
LIKE STITCH?
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d LA LA LA
LA LA LA... d
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WELL, FOR BECAUSE JUMBA
DESIGNED EXPERIMENT 319
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TO TAKE
NORMALLY INTELLIGENT
PLANETARY POPULATIONS
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AND INCREASE SILLY
GOOF FACTOR BY 99%
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LEAVING ONLY 1% CLEVER.
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SO?
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SO EVEN 1% JUMBA'S BRAINS
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IS PLENTY
SUPER GENIUS. HA HA!
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HEH! HI!
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HUH? GRR! UNH!
UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!
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OH, BROTHER.
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TELL ME THIS IS
ONLY TEMPORARY.
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IN 48 HOURS, 626 WILL BE
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BACK TO HAVING BRAIN
LIKE SUPERCOMPUTER.
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UNTIL THEN YOU WILL
HAVE TO SETTLE
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FOR BRAIN OF
A CHICKEN SALAD.
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HA HA HA!
SHOULDN'T LAUGH.
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BUT THE OHANARAMA
IS TOMORROW
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AND WE NEED
3 PEOPLE TO PLAY.
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THEN LITTLE GIRL
MUST COMPETE.
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I CAN'T PLAY
AGAINST MYRTLE.
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I'D JUST MESS
EVERYTHING UP.
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WHAT IF I REBUILT
STITCH'S SMARTS
FROM SCRATCH?
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626 DOES HAVE
ACCELERATED MEMORY
REBOOTING CAPABILITIES.
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GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
COME ON, STITCH.
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STITCH!
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GUUH!
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SO WHAT DO WE DO
WITH THIS GUY?
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JUST GIVE ME FEW MINUTES
TO RECALIBRATE EVILIMINATOR.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
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BUT LITTLE GIRL
IS BUSY
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UN-UNSMARTIFYING
EXPERIMENT 626.
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HOW IS 319 SUPPOSED TO
BE CONVERTED TO GOOD?
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I'LL USE
THE DR. OKRA METHOD.
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IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL
HERE, SO LET'S BEGIN.
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USING MY EXTENSIVE
EARTH EXPERTISE,
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I'VE ADAPTED
DR. OKRA'S THEORIES
INTO MY VERY OWN SEMINAR
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ENTITLED "EVIL ATTITUDE
RE-MODIFICATION
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AND WAYWARD
ANGER EXTRACTION,"
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OR AS I LIKE
TO CALL IT, E.A.R.W.A.X.
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OH.
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WE'LL BEGIN WITH
LEVEL ONE: SHARING.
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FIBBER HERE WILL BUZZ
IF YOU DON'T
TELL THE TRUTH,
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SO PLEASE SPEAK
OPENLY AND HONESTLY.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING
THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE
WITH THE GROUP?
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[INSECT CHIRPING]
[YAWNS]
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ANYBODY?
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WELL, I HAVE
SOMETHING, BUT, UH--
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00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,250
OH, NO, NO, PLEASE,
GO ON, NOSEY.
223
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,875
YOU'LL FEEL MUCH BETTER
IF YOU JUST GET IT
OFF YOUR CHEST.
224
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:30,000
OK.
225
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,875
HIS ANTENNA THINGY?
IT ISN'T REALLY GREEN.
226
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,833
Experiments: OH!
Clyde: WHAT?
227
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:35,833
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU--
228
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,125
NOPE! HE'S GOING
PREMATURELY ORANGE,
229
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:40,416
BUT DYES IT GREEN
AT NIGHT SO NO ONE
WILL NOTICE.
230
00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:41,750
NO, I DON'T!
231
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:42,958
[BUZZES]
232
00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:44,750
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
HE PLUCKS HIS UNI-BROW--
233
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,875
THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO SHARE
THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF,
234
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:50,125
NOT OTHER PEOPLE,
ESPECIALLY ME!
235
00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,333
I'LL SHARE SOMETHING
ABOUT MYSELF.
236
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:55,750
I'M BORED!
I'M TOO SMART
FOR THIS STUFF!
237
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,000
[BUZZES]
238
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,375
HEY, BARNEY,
IF YOU'RE SO SMART,
239
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:01,583
HOW COME WE ENDED UP
IN THE SLAMMER?
240
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:02,958
OH, CAN IT, CLYDE!
241
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:06,291
IT'S YOUR FAULT
WE GOT NABBED
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
242
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,458
[BUZZES]
243
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,583
WHY, YOU LITTLE
SO-AND-SO,
I'LL MANGLE YA!
244
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,291
OK. LET'S JUST SKIP
245
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:15,083
TO LEVEL 5:
AROMATHERAPY.
246
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,000
WHERE'D THAT
COME FROM?
247
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,416
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
248
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,583
NOW, AROMATHERAPY,
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,
249
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:24,416
IS THE STUDY OF SMELLS,
AROMAS AND ODORS--WAAH!
250
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,500
GRR!
251
00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:32,750
[SNORTS]
252
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,583
YEAH, NOW THIS
IS MORE LIKE IT!
253
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:39,208
YEAH! THIS IS BETTER
THAN TACO NIGHT
IN THE BIG HOUSE.
254
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,583
NO, NO, NO!
255
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,958
SENSELESS VIOLENCE
WON'T LEAVE TO
HUGGING AND CRYING.
256
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,750
YOU'RE DOING IT
ALL WRONG! WAAH!
257
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:50,083
WHO THREW THAT?
THAT IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A CHAIR.
258
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,583
[EXPERIMENTS GRUNTING]
259
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:58,875
OK, STITCH, PREPARE
FOR THE ULTIMATE
CRAM SESSION.
260
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,500
BUGGY.
261
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,291
COWBOY.
262
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,708
PLEAKLEY!
263
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,708
[BURPS]
264
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,875
[ALL GRUNTING
AND SNARLING]
265
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,416
WHY YOU--
266
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,750
AAH!
267
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,708
AAH!
268
00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:00,000
WHOO! I SHOULD BE
TAKING NOTES.
269
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,291
THIS IS GREAT STUFF.
270
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,375
WAAH!
271
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,833
HEE HEE HEE!
272
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:12,583
THAT'S! DR. OKRA SAYS
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
HUGGING AND CRYING,
273
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,750
WE'RE GONNA HUG AND CRY!
274
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:19,083
OH, BOY. ME AND
MY BIG MOUTH.
275
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:24,708
[DOOR OPENS,
OBJECTS CLATTER]
276
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:27,750
[ANIMAL HOWLS]
277
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,208
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE EVIL.
278
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:33,208
I THINK
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
279
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,625
YOU JUST NEED
A BIG HUG.
280
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,833
UNH! YUCK!
281
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,708
[WHIMPERS]
282
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:44,625
[CRIES]
283
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,416
Experiments: AW!
284
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,583
I'M SORRY, CLYDE.
285
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,708
I'M SORRY, BARNEY.
286
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:55,458
I'M NOT GONNA CRY,
I'M NOT GONNA CRY,
I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
287
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,875
[BUZZES]
288
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,750
[CRIES]
289
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,458
[HONKS] THIS IS
SO BEAUTIFUL.
290
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,625
I HEARD ON TV
THAT LISTENING
TO MOZART
291
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,833
MAKES YOU SMART.
IF THAT'S TRUE,
292
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,708
LISTENING TO ELVIS
WILL MAKE YOU
SUPER SMART.
293
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:14,083
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
294
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,375
YOU RECOGNIZE HIM,
DON'T YOU?
295
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,458
IT'S WORKING!
IT'S WORKING!
296
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,708
LET THE KING'S
MUSIC HEAL YOU.
297
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,875
[MUSIC STOPS]
298
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,208
[IMITATES AIRPLANE]
299
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,125
HA HA HA! UNH!
300
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,000
I GIVE UP.
301
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,875
STITCH IS JUST AS BIG
A DODO-HEAD AS I AM.
302
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:45,708
MYRTLE'S GOING TO WIN
THE OHANARAMA FOR SURE.
303
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,083
WILL THIS TAKE MUCH
LONGER, UH, MYRNA?
304
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,000
I'VE GOT
A 5:00 YOGA CLASS
TOMORROW MORNING.
305
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,166
FOCUS, AUNT STACY.
JUST REMEMBER
306
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:06,875
TO LET ME ANSWER
ALL THE QUESTIONS.
307
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:10,875
I WISH WE HAD
SOMEONE SMARTER
THAN ME PLAYING.
308
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,458
DON'T YOU FRET.
I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT
309
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:17,708
STUDYING THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ARGYLE
AND GARGOYLE.
310
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,708
WE'RE DOOMED.
311
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,583
OK, WE'RE DOWN TO
THE FINAL ROUND
312
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:25,000
IN THIS YEAR'S
OHANARAMA.
313
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,333
LILO, YOU WON
THE COIN TOSS
SO THE FIRST QUESTION
314
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,333
FOR YOUROHANA
GOES TO YOU.
315
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,708
TRUE OR FALSE:
THERE IS FIRM EVIDENCE
316
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,958
OF ALIENS FROM OTHER
PLANETS VISITING EARTH.
317
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,750
OH! TRUE!
318
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:41,875
I'M SORRY,
THAT'S INCORRECT.
319
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,708
EDMONDS?
FALSE!
320
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:48,583
ONLY WEIRDLO'S
LAME ENOUGH TO
BELIEVE IN ALIENS.
321
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,500
[HONKS]
322
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,833
THE NEXT QUESTION
IS FOR LILO'S
UNCLE JUMBA.
323
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:57,333
AT OPPOSITION,
HOW FAR IS JUPITER
FROM THE EARTH:
324
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,458
6 MILLION,
60 MILLION,
325
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,750
OR 600 MILLION
KILOMETERS?
326
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:05,375
AH-HA! IS TRICKSY
MANY CHOICE QUESTION.
327
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:08,708
THANKS TO SUBSPACE FOLD
IN FABRIC OF SOLAR SYSTEM,
328
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:13,708
ACTUAL DISTANCE
TO MASSIVE PLANET
IS 14 FEET.
329
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,875
UM, NO, THAT'S
INCORRECT.
330
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,000
MYRTLE'SOHANA?
331
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,000
[WHISPERING]
AUNT STACY,
YOU'RE WRONG! NO!
332
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,708
600 MILLION KILOMETERS.
333
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:25,708
THAT'S CORRECT.
334
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:29,125
WHAT?! YOU DARE
QUESTION MY GENIUS?!
335
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,291
I, WHO INVENTED
EDIBLE HAIR?
336
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:35,875
FORGET IT,
UNCLE JUMBA. WE'LL
GET THE NEXT ONE.
337
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,833
MAYBE THIS WOULD
BE A GOOD TIME
TO TAKE A BREAK.
338
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,958
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
339
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:47,583
THIS IS THE WORST
DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
340
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:51,333
AAH! HEH HEH! THANKS
BUT NO THANKS, SPIKE.
341
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,708
IT'S OK, LILO.
HE'S TURNED GOOD
342
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,375
THANKS TO
E.A.R.W.A.X.
343
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,750
I KNOW,
BUT ONE STRAY QUILL
344
00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:01,625
AND HE COULD MAKE ME
EVEN UNSMARTER
THAN I ALREADY AM.
345
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,125
HEY, I KNOW!
346
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,875
SPIKE, WHY DON'T YOU
347
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,583
GO GIVE MYRTLE
A BIG SLOPPY HUG?
348
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,458
NOW, LILO,
I'M NO EXPERT
ON EARTH ETHICS--
349
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:14,875
WELL, ACTUALLY
I AM--AND THAT
WOULD BE CHEATING.
350
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,375
OHH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
351
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,416
IF WE'RE GOING TO
BEAT THE EDMONDS
WE'VE GOT TO DO IT
352
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:23,375
FAIR AND SQUARE.
RIGHT, STITCH?
353
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,125
COME BACK, SHINY!
354
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,166
COME ON, STITCH.
355
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,875
NO ONE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE BACK HERE.
356
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,875
MOSES HASN'T ASKED
A SCIENCE QUESTION
IN A WHILE,
357
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,750
SO I'LL KEEP
THAT PAGE OPEN.
358
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,708
GOOD. JUST BE READY
TO TELL ME THE ANSWERS.
359
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,833
MYRTLE'S CHEATING!
360
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:47,458
NO WONDER
SHE SEEMS SO SMART.
361
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:53,000
POOR THERESA.
HAVING TO DO
SLAVE WORK FOR MYRTLE.
362
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,708
I BET SHE COULD
USE A HUG.
363
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,833
HA HA HA!
364
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:02,208
Theresa: AAH!
GET OFF ME! BUH!
365
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,083
COME ON, STITCH.
366
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,291
I THINK WE CAN
HANDLE MYRTLE NOW.
367
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:11,708
MYRTLE, THIS NEXT
QUESTION IS FOR YOU.
COMPLETE THIS PHRASE.
368
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:16,416
"FOR EVERY ACTION
THERE IS AN EQUAL
AND OPPOSITE BLANK."
369
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:19,875
OH, A SCIENCE
QUESTION.
THAT'S EASY.
370
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,750
FOR EVERY ACTION
THERE'S AND EQUAL
AND OPPOSITE...
371
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,833
BUCKET OF MONKEYS!
372
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,583
BUCKET OF MONKEYS.
373
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,458
Audience: HA HA HA!
374
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,625
THAT'S NOT WHAT
I MEANT! I MEANT--
375
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:36,416
I'M SORRY. THAT'S
INCORRECT. LILO'S TEAM?
376
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,750
CONSIDERING
MULTIDIMENSIONAL PULL
377
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,333
OF DELTARIAN ANTIMATTER--
REACTION!
378
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,708
THAT'S CORRECT.
379
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,166
[HONKS]
380
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,000
HMM. IS HIGHLY
OVERSIMPLIFIED.
381
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,125
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
382
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,750
OH, BE QUIET,
MAUREEN.
383
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,375
MY NAME IS MYRTLE!
384
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:55,416
MAYBE AUNT STACY AND I
SHOULD ANSWER SOME
QUESTIONS NOW, DEAR.
385
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:58,250
NO! IT WON'T
HAPPEN AGAIN!
386
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,416
IT BETTER NOT!
387
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:03,583
DUH!
388
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,875
FOR LILO'S AUNT PLEAKLEY,
TRUE OR FALSE:
389
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:14,500
COTTON T-SHIRTS
SHOULD BE WASHED
WITH LIGHT COLORS ONLY.
390
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,000
TRUE! HEY,
I'M SMART!
391
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,166
CORRECT. AND WITH ONLY 40
POINTS SEPARATING THE TEAMS
392
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,875
WE GO INTO
THE LIGHTNING ROUND.
393
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,708
CAN I HAVE ONE PLAYER
FROM EACHOHANA.
394
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,833
MAYBE AUNT STACEY
SHOULD--
395
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,708
NO! I'M GOING
TO PLAY!
396
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,458
I SHOULD PLAY.
I'M THE EARTH
EXPERT HERE.
397
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,208
WELL, YEAH,
BUT JUMBA HAS I.Q.
398
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,416
LARGER THAN
SOME GALAXIES.
399
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,875
NO. LET ME DO IT.
400
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:40,500
BUT LITTLE GIRL
THOUGHT NOT-SO-FRIENDLY
FRIEND MYRTLE
401
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,250
WAS SMARTER THAN SHE.
402
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,458
NOT ANYMORE.
403
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,833
WEIRDLO? I'M PLAYING
AGAINST YOU?
404
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:48,625
THIS IS
GONNA BE EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
405
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,083
YOU DON'T
SCARE ME, MYRTLE.
406
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,250
ARE YOU READY,
GIRLS? FIRST QUESTION.
407
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,333
WHERE IS THE EIFFEL
TOWER LOCATED?
408
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,708
IN THE BATHROOM.
409
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,000
IN THE BATHROOM.
410
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,083
PARIS, FRANCE.
411
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,458
10 POINTS FOR LILO.
412
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:05,875
WHAT DID NEIL ARMSTRONG
SAY WHEN HE LANDED
ON THE MOON?
413
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,375
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.
414
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,375
"THIS IS ONE SMALL
STEP FOR MAN,
415
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,750
ONE GIANT LEAP
FOR MANKIND."
416
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,291
CORRECT! HOW MANY
FEET IN A MILE?
417
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,833
BUNDT CAKE!
418
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:16,750
5,280!
419
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,958
WHO WROTE HAMLET?
420
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:21,750
CHAUNCEY PICKLES!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!
421
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,958
AND THE SCORE
IS TIED.
422
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,291
I LIKE PICKLES!
423
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,875
THIS IS YOUR
FINAL QUESTION.
424
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:35,125
WHAT IS THE HAWAIIAN
WORD FOR "FRIENDSHIP?"
425
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,833
WHAT KIND OF
QUESTION IS THAT?
426
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,458
I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT
FRIENDSHIP.
427
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,458
THAT'S EASY.PILIALOHA!
428
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,875
THAT'S CORRECT.
LILO'S TEAM WINS.
429
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,875
Audience: YAY!
430
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,750
[HONKS]
431
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,833
HA HA!
432
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,750
YAY YAY YAY!
433
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,708
NO FAIR! THAT WAS
A DUMB QUESTION.
434
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,208
JUST BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT
435
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,375
DOESN'T MEAN
IT WAS DUMB, MYRTLE.
436
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,166
CONGRATULATIONS, LILO.
437
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:05,125
YOUR FAMILY WINS
THE NEW COMPUTER AND
ENCYCLOPEDIAS ON DVD.
438
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,000
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST!
439
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,875
THIS IS THE WORST
DAY OF MY LIFE!
440
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,166
AW!
441
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:16,083
Myrtle: STOP
HUGGING ME! OUCH!
442
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:19,291
HEY, THAT HURT,
YOU--UH, DUH!
443
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,458
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
HA HA HA!
444
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,625
Pleakley: NOSEY,
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
445
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,291
YOU'D LIKE TO
SHARE WITH THE GROUP?
446
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,333
MY NAME IS NOSEY,
447
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,583
AND I'M--I'M--
448
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:34,875
I'M A GOSSIP! [SOBS]
449
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,000
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
SPIKEY EXPERIMENT
450
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,583
WOULD MAKE SUCH GOOD
HUGGING TREATMENT
PRACTITIONER.
451
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:43,708
HEH HEH HEH!
452
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,750
WAKATA TOOKA
TOOKA!
453
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,000
SORRY, STITCH.
454
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,708
I DONATED THE COMPUTER
TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER.
455
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:53,875
I FIGURE THIS FAMILY'S
SMART ENOUGH WITHOUT IT.
456
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:57,416
HEH! LITTLE GIRL
IS ALMOST AS SMART
457
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,583
AS EVIL GENIUS.
HA HA HA!
458
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,708
ALMOST.
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