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Sometimes the past should be left a memory.

To gather dust within the cupboards of recorded time.

- He's very heavy. - Yes.

Is there any man who can satisfy me?

Return the kris to it's former form and give it back to me.

You are my wife now, I want you to stop the killings.

Give me that!

Bastard! You've tricked me!

In one-hundred years I'll have my revenge on your great granddaughter.

I will go to the bottom of the sea-

and join forces with the powers of evil.

I shall return and avenge this insult.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for a book on the legend of the South Sea Queen.

The "South Sea Queen"?

What do you want it for?

I'm working on a thesis.

You see, there was this story about a castle that sank under the sea.

And a kris that was said to have mystical powers?

Yes, exactly.

You have the book?

I've looked everywhere. I hope you have it.

I might.

Let me see.

Not so fast. Do you know what you're in for?

Whoever finds the secret of the South Sea Queen-

will live in great danger of her soul.

Do you understand?

Come on!

In this day and age, you speak of legends?

I'm an anthropologist.

What is in this book-

may bring you to a fate-

worse than anything-

you could imagine.

And what is that?

The unknown.

Well... Maybe it's not for your after all.

Let's see it.

Beware...

...of the South Sea Queen.

That old man gave me the creeps-

but if I don't finish my thesis, I don't graduate.

So let's just get on with it.

All right you old pirate, what is it now?

Are you sure you wanna go there?

It's not an everyday tourist trap.

There are a lot of sharks in that area.

I can take you to a better place for diving.

You know...

I've been waiting a long time for this.

Just forget that place, lady.

What do you mean, forget it?

This is the reason I've come here.

To find out about the South Sea Queen.

Are you out of your mind, lady?

I'm not taking you there.

Will you stop calling me lady?

I'm not a lady, I'm an anthropologist.

You won't wanna go there.

Oh, yes I will.

The book says that's where I have to go.

Oh no, not that again.

According to the legend, the queen walked into the sea.

And then the castle sank, but nobody ever heard of the kris again.

What a load of shit...

There's a castle under the sea around here somewhere.

And this kris, this dagger, must be down there inside it.

I've got to find it.

Come on.

You don't wanna believe that.

It's a bloody legend.

Yes, but it's true.

You read too much.

Bloody woman...

What then? Are you afraid?

You said it's only a legend.

Pop-eye.

Shut off the engine.

Aye aye, captain.

Look, girl...

This is as far as I'm taking you.

Come on.

You knew I was gonna go there.

People told me you've been to that place.

People are building space stations on the moon, you know?

What makes you so superstitious anyway?

Talk to me, captain.

You don't know how many people disappeared.

Superstition, huh.

What the hell do you know?

They go, and never come back.

The Sea Queen...

She took them all.

Their bodies, too.

Now...

You still wanna go there?

His brother disappeared that way.

Don't worry, it'll be all right.

Couldn't we just pass by it?

Yeah...

Maybe I'm really a silly old fool.

Please? I'll be good, promise.

Pop-eye!

Turn on the engine.

Let's go.

- I'm gonna regret this. - Don't be such an old woman.

Over there.

One hundred years ago there was a volcano that blew up the whole island.

Right there, just blew it away.

Depth gauge, regulator, compass...

All set.

- Okay? - Okay, wish me luck.

Tania? What happened?

My aqualung isn't working properly.

Let me check something.

That should do it.

Get your goggles on now.

The hell's taking her so long?

Her oxygen is almost gone.

What the...

Oh my god, what have I done?!

Fuckin' Saturday night on the beach!

Handsome guy like me..!

Shit..!

If you are handsome, there is hope for every monkey in Java!

Thanks, asshole!

And fuck you, too!

Oh god, I need a woman..!

Hey, remember the lecture of the South Sea Queen?

Wouldn't it be nice if she could come now?

Hey look, there is a naked woman coming.

Crazy tourists!

Go on. You're not gonna catch AIDS.

Wanna-- wanna have a good time?

I got some pot in the car.

Hey. Hey!

Hey. Hey! How about a threesome?

Wait your turn.

Sloppy seconds...

I can't believe this shit.

Damn, she's bad.

Now let's--

Wants her now?

- That's affirmative, wrap it up and come on in. - Hey, check out this action.

Okay, we're up in the penthouse right now, we're gonna wrap it up and... listen.

Roger needs to go down the hall here and then we're just gonna come on back--

What the-- that room is supposed to be locked?

All kinds of things happen on the graveyard shift.

Pete, go check room 1113.

Over.

- Evening, what are you having? - Beer.

Don't you all get shit-faced drunk now, do you hear?

I just want me a couple of beers.

Hey, you serve beer here or just milk?

Say, there's a pretty face.

You too, pretty face. What are you having?

Would be a sin to pass you up.

No thanks, I don't think so.

Don't be silly sweetheart, I just wanna show you a good time.

Here, you wanna feel it first?

Hi, asshole.

Have a nice day!

- You okay? - Wow.

That's what I call police brutality, man.

Hey Snake, I'm not on duty, man. I never pulled out my badge.

Furthermore, those guys deserved it. Hey Tub, where's Joe?

He's still on a mission.

Let's go and get a drink, Snake.

- Who were those two... - We should have intervened earlier-

before those punks started bothering you.

- Max McNeil. - Linda.

Why Max, you're blushing.

I won't bite...

- Max! - Hm?

We got a triple homicide with the same M.O.

Where are the bodies?

They're over at the morgue.

- I got the autopsy reports. - We'll read them on the way.

- Anything to eat? - Just hot dogs.

I really hate hot dogs.

Listen, Jack and I have seen more dead bodies than you've eaten hot dogs.

So shut up and eat.

- Boy, am I glad that is over... - You know what, I have a date tonight.

- Bye! - My arm's so skinny.

There she is. Erica. Erica!

Oh no, not another interview, Maryann.

My, nice necklace.

- Jill Petersen from channel 6. - Hi Jill.

Won't take a minute, okay?

Well...

Erica, what makes your show such a hit?

I don't know.

Because you've got such a sexy body!

No, they probably like the show.

Okay. I've heard that you got an offer from J-Town Records.

My manager just told me yesterday.

Aren't you excited?

I am. Wouldn't you be?

Well, I hope you'll be famous soon.

I don't know.

I can't imagine being... famous.

I just wanna have a simple life.

I think I'm just... too excited and nervous-

about the whole thing.

All that glamor and glitter is just not for me.

- Okay, good luck on the show. Bye now. - Thanks, I'll need it.

Well, I'm sure you've all met Erica.

A sweet girl who is going to be doing a rock show tonight.

I'm Jill Petersen for channel 6.

Back to you, Jack.

American Express is after my blood again, all my checks are bouncing like yoyo's.

You've got to stop all this compulsive buying, how are you going to pay your tuition?

Don't be so boring.

What's the point of not having money if you can't spend it?

Besides, you should talk, you're on your way to fame and fortune.

I was just lucky.

Oh yeah?

Do you see how those people look at you? You really are famous.

Hey..!

- I don't know, I can imagine being famous - Hey, cut that out, will ya?

Stop teasing me.

Erica.

Look, that's what I was telling you about.

Yeah, that's the one.

That's an authentic reproduction. $67,90.

Do you like it?

- Mm-hmm. - Really?

Mm, yeah.

Hey, you know, yours look more shiny than mine.

- Of course, mine is an antique one. - Thank you.

Great-grandpa Elias gave it to me.

Big deal.

Wow, there goes my allowance for this week.

Hey, you'll still remember me when you're famous, right?

Of course, you silly..!

Oh, it's getting a bit late. Tell you what.

- I'm gonna go to rehearsal now. - Okay, break a leg!

- Okay Maryann, see you tonight at the pub. - Bye bye.

El-e-ka!

Okay. Last case today, gentlemen.

We have three very dead bodies here.

These two were found on the beach yesterday.

This one was found last night.

He's a hotel security guard. Let's have a look, shall we?

- Doesn't look very happy now, does he? - Very interesting.

It says here all three of these guys died with their cocks bitten off.

Could be a small animal.

The report say an eel.

An eel?

On dry land?

I've heard of the ultimate blow job, but...

- This is too much. - Obviously done by the same person.

But why? What's his or her motive?

- How can a human being do this? - Oh, very easily.

- First you take their pants off-- - Yeah okay, cut it out.

I don't wanna know about it.

Back to business, gentlemen.

Tom, I want you to check out the scene of the crime first thing tomorrow morning.

I'll do it tonight.

Tom, it's almost midnight.

- Take a break. - Yeah!

Let's go to the pub, all work and no play,

Nah, you take Max to the pub.

I'll tell you what I find out tomorrow morning at 07:00.

Okay, gentlemen?

- See you. - Yo.

All right.

But you'll miss a good time.

Yeah, some of us have to work for a living.

Hey, why the hell isn't this closed?

What for?

- He's not gonna get away, man. - That's disgusting.

It's good, man.

Put these turkey's back in the ice box.

They're starting to get ripe.

Yeah, yeah...

Cute, isn't she?

Mm.

Yeah.

You don't see anyone like that very often.

Jack.

Stop trying to get me involved, will ya?

Stop living in the past man, it's all over.

Damn it, I'm trying.

I'm just not ready yet, okay?

Okay, but half of the girls at the office-

are beginning to think that you're gay.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Let's go, this way!

- Jack, cover me, I'll take the girl. - Okay, this way.

Quick, let's get out of here now!

- Come with me if you want to live. - Let's move!

- Stop, my high heels! - Shut up and run!

- Max, you go first. - You got it.

Jack!

- Wait, wait-- - Forget the goddam shoe.

This way.

Get in the car.

MC-1 calling station, over.

Did you see that? Why didn't she die?

How the hell should I know?

You tell me.

Mr. Bigshot..!

Where are you taking me?

- Now, what's best for security-- - Who are you anyway?

- You stop the car-- - Will you just shut up?!

Don't you dare yell at me!

I'll yell whenever I wanna.

MC-1 calling station, over.

Come on... MC-1 calling station, over!

I didn't mean to shout at you.

You didn't even say sorry.

This is MC-1, where the hell were you guys?

I needed a backup.

Sorry man, it's just we had news of a shootout at the Manhattan pub.

I was there, dammit, and Jack bought it.

Now, where is Tom?

Tell him to get off his ass.

I sent him out to check on a homicide.

Also, one of our cars is missing.

10-4, what's your location?

Going east on 56th street, toward Newmarket.

MC-1 out.

10-4, over and out.

I wanna go home.

Okay.

Backup is coming.

They'll take you home.

Get down!

Run!

Take the wheel, I'm gonna have some fun.

- Hey, asshole! - Quick, try the handbrake.

We got her now.

- Christ, it's empty. - Shit!

Where did she go?

Are you all right?

Yeah, just a few scratches.

Jack bought it.

Yes, we know.

I'm sorry.

Let's go.

Max, follow me.

I got to show you something.

- Sergeant Betty? - Yes, sir?

Would you take Erica to get some clean clothes, please?

Okay, please come with me.

We checked out our files according to your description.

Sergeant Pono.

Can you find the immigration's file on the suspect?

Yes, sir.

You wouldn't believe this.

After tonight I'll believe anything.

A lot of tourists this time of year.

We found this in the missing persons report.

She... disappeared three days ago on a fishing trip.

And that's not all.

The damnedest thing about her was there was no trace of the boat or the crew.

Max, you're called to the states.

Hi Tub.

Hi buddy, you sound terrible?

It's been a long day.

My man, what's happening?

- Come on over, we're partying. - Snake, you're stoned again.

Buddy, tell us what's happening over there.

Some strange woman starts shooting up people.

And you won't believe this...

She can't be killed.

Whatcha' mean?

If it bleeds, it dies.

Call Joe for me.

Tell him I need help.

I gotta go.

See ya.

Right Max, we're on our way.

Max?

And old man wants to see Erica.

- In there. - Let's go.

Who is he?

Masabu!

There, there, there...

Maryann's dead.

I know, I know, I know.

I saw it on the news.

I know, yes.

I knew this thing was going to happen.

Since the time I talked to you last week.

You're the one she's after.

Give me the necklace.

That evil is using this to track you down.

What evil?

That woman cannot die.

Because she has the spirit of the South Sea Queen.

Your great grandfather Elias-

was the one-hundredth husband of the evil queen.

I heard about that.

So the legend is true after all, huh?

It took the queen's vital force.

She swore to avenge herself.

I'm sorry, I don't think I can believe that.

Max?

- Excuse me. - Don't go--

He hasn't been in our country very long.

- If this report... - Max!

The old man was telling the truth.

You should believe in it.

Not me.

This kris is from your great grandfather Elias.

You are his last and only descendant.

He wanted you to keep it.

He made me promise to watch out for the South Sea Queen.

And...

...I have waited for 50 years.

And then, last night I had a dream.

I dreamed that the sea was on fire.

So I knew...

The South Sea Queen has reincarnated.

But don't worry.

I'll protect you.

- Hey, stop! - Halt!

- Let's go! - Move, move!

- Look, my paycheck is $50 short. - It's there, sir.

Just sign.

Wake up Pono, we've got an alert.

Where is Erica?

Where?

Okay, look out!

Cover me!

- Get in there! - Back here!

- Take her down! - I'll get her.

Kill her, dammit!

Up here.

What the hell is going on?

I know I hit her point blank.

- Betty, get out of here! - Go!

Now!

Steve, we've got a problem.

You two, cover the computer room. Go!

- This way. - Right.

Damn, she got Betty!

- Don't go. - Stay her.

Where are you going?

I'm going to fight this evil.

If I die...

Keep the kris.

People are weak, and may fail.

But this...

This you can trust.

What's going on?

- It's unbelievable. - Beats the hell outta me.

Jesus Christ..!

Go and get Erica outta here!

Go! Go!

It's okay Erica, it's me.

- Where's Max? - Coming.

It's only you.

Where's Masabu?

He's dead.

- Oh my god. - Let's go.

Go and aid Erica!

Bitch, you--

Pop the hood.

This car is not gonna make it.

We'll have to do it on foot.

Better find a place to crash.

That way.

You're not cold, are you?

I'm freezing..!

Look, here.

Take my coat.

Thanks.

We gotta do something about that.

Doesn't it hurt?

Nah.

You don't say much.

Are your parents still alive?

Are you married?

I was.

She died.

I'm sorry.

Tell me about her.

Please?

Not much to tell.

Five years ago, she asked me to quit my job as a cop.

Move to Minnesota and open a restaurant.

She was right.

Raped and murdered by an ex-con...

Bastard..!

Could've happen to anybody.

But it had to happen to her.

It's all my fault.

It doesn't make a difference anymore.

I haven't talked so much in years.

Wh-- what's the matter?

Nothing.

My parents died.

When I was about seven.

I was brought up by my uncle Abu.

Now he's gone..!

Maryann was...

...my best friend.

Now she's gone too.

Everybody’s gone.

God, I'm alone.

- It will all look better in the morning. - Damn you!

Can't you see I'm crying for you?

Good morning.

I got your breakfast, ma'am.

Come in.

I wish great grandpa hadn't been to that place, life would've been much easier for me.

Don't worry baby, it'll work out all right.

Hope so.

- Hey, I'll get something to eat, all right? - And I'll use the phone.

- Special security. - Tommy?

- Max! - Are you still alive?

Sure.

You think a freakin' witch like that could kill me?

Uh-uh, no way.

What's the situation?

Well, the headquarters is a mess, but I've called for help from the states.

Joe, Snake and Tub are on their way over.

Why don't you meet us at the old abandoned airport?

You got that, Max?

- Shit, Erica! - Max?

Max, are you still there?

This way!

Get down! Get down!

- Look out! - I don't know!

She's got a gun!

In the elevator.

Hey! Goddam tourist!

Come on!

Hey, watch were you're going.

Hey buddy.

Can I borrow your car?

My car..!

Come on honey, let's get out of here.

Yeah?

- I'm tired... - Just keep running!

I can't run anymore..!

Hey Joe! Snake!

How are you, big guy?

Hi Max, how are you doing?

Let's kick some ass!

You guys stand by the old control tower.

Okay Tub. Snake, get the panzer.

Yeah, you got it.

Erica, stay here.

Charge!

Fuckin' A!

All right!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Let's teach her a lesson.

Yeah, yeah!

Attack!

Yeah!

Fuck you.

Eat shit.

I'm outta here.

Now Joe, blow her off!

Yeah, eat it you bitch!

Let's go home now, honey.

Yeah.

That should be enough to kill anybody.

Max, look!

What the hell?

Holy Moses!

- Snake! - Watch out.

Snake!

Come on, man!

So long, buddy.

Tub... My buddy.

Die motherfucker!

God dammit, what does it take to kill you anyway?

Forward on, she's getting tired!

Go on up.

No!

Go on.

Max!

All right, you witch. Come on!

Come on.

You're going to hell, you bitch!

Hi Tom.

Did you have a rough day?

Shit...

You're still alive, man?

Sure, you think that thing could kill me?

You know what?

What?

I wanna live...

...forever.

The struggle within our souls is never-ending.

The life of man, short and brutal.

Torn between good and evil.

Of the eternity around us-

we know nothing.

The stars look on.

They have been here long before mankind appeared on our small planet-

and will be here long after we are no more.

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