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I'm going to make a video of the process of making it.

Hey, Dad!

Hey hon

Remember my friends are coming over today?

Friends?!

Yeah

Yeah...I told you about them

They're like the cooler kids

You know

Okay

It's really important

And i don't want us mess this up

because they're like really popular and you know I want to be a part of the group

and get more friends and stuff, you know.

Okay

Like they have some weird things that they do but

They are my full consent

Consent? What did he need consent for

Well it's not big deal

It just...I don't wanna mess this up

Okay

Well i'm excited for your friends

Just..i really dont wanna mess thing

Because there so cool

and I want more friends.

And we'll be a part of the group, you know?

Okay! Sounds good...

So excited to meet them

Oh that's it

Can you go into the kitchen

and get some snacks please

Okay

Hey come on in

Hey what is up

Hi

Do you know where Nicky

Well

How can he not with me

He's always late, he'll be here in a minute.

You ready to hang out?

Yeah! Let' go to the couch

Yeah hun

I'm just filling up some snacks for her and friends

Yeah i am excited

Mel is not boyfriend

Just some friends from school

She needs make som friends

Think it will good for

Alright yeah

Im sure they will respectful

I'll give you a call when it's all done.

Okay, bye!

You're cool dad

What the hell?

Brought you guys some snacks

Pablo

How are doing

This is Vanna was talking about

Nice to meet ya

Likewise

I don't know what to say.

Is there anything that you want to watch, Dad?

No go ahead whatever you guys want

So Paulo where are from

Colorado

What brings out here

Just work and school

It's nice out here

How long have been our

Yeah, it gets pretty cold out there.

Is there lots of snow or is it just cold?

I mean in the winter time there's lots of snow

Sometimes you get snowed-in and that crazy

So...I'm grateful for weather out here

How did you guys meet

Do we remember what was this

It says school

Oh yeah!

I thought it was a fucking party or something.

Yeah?

It was at school, wasn't it...

Yeah we met at school

Do you guys share class

Or anything

Um

We have one classes together

There's that big lecture hall

That how didn´ts like see

You first

Yea

Was in the lecture hall

That is how

Crazy

Are you doing anything

Extra curricular

I feel like we don't really have the same hobbies or anything.

Mostly, no...I'm through Emily

Emily's cool yeah

Well im glad to see you making friends

Yeah Hazel is a really good friend

Im glad that we met

There was nothing goofing

It can be that hard just put something on

Like I said,

i don't really remember.

It keeps flipping through on the channel

and...

Put on that one movie were talking about

the other day

um

The one with

shark and tornado

you know

Have you seen this?

Shark-Nado

think so

Means

have to go

all way

So Polo

do have a girlfriend

Yeah

actually

Um

We've been together

for like

2 years now

Where is she today

I'm not sure where she is today.

She said she was going to go run some errands, right?

And she doesn't mind you hanging out with my daughter ?

No not at all! Shes knows we're cool

Well i don' t see it on there

It could be something different

Maybe if the bad summer also didn'' just watch TV

You can bring your friends over

Yeah but were waiting for Nick

Yeah, we can't start the game without him.

I mean...I'm comfortable

Maybe he'll call if something came up

But i am sure he will be here

He's always late

Have you met Nick before?

No, not yet.

Oh! He's cool people

Have you ever introduced me to anyone?

Yeah...you guys

Neither of you have been over before

I don't know

You know i always hang out with your guys together

This is true

Your mom said that your making friends

Yeah

Did..did u call mom

Yes

I did, when i got the snacks.

Where is your mom?

She's on a work trip

Oh that makes sense

Should we go next time probably

Yeah id love to meet her

How long have you and mom been together

Long time

Long enough to raise her

Alright ill let you guys get comfortable

Sounds good

Thankyou dad for giving me snacks

I appreciate it a little bit more

They didn't have the other one but i think that one will be fine

Like we said,I don' t mind anything

Comfortable

Oh yeah this one is good

You've seen them before?

When do you like them

That's cool shot

Do you think they used a drone on that?

Yeah, they definitely used the drone to film that.

Yeah! That's much more comfortable

Oh this part is really good

Yeah?

Hey, just take your top off.

You got it ?

So yeah

That's good

I didn't see that coming

Told you it was a good part

It's a really pretty shot.

They filmed this really well

The actors were really good

One of my favorites

That looks cool

I haven't seen that before

Yeah, it was shocking.

Those two are really cute together

Just wait till you see what happens

Spoil it

I'm not

You are!

Wait till you see what happens

Well now know something happens

And you don't know if its a good thing or bad thing

I'm going to be late for school.

You're not coming?

Is he gonna end up with the other girls

no

No, I knew you spoiled it for me.

Hey hon

Yeah just met one of her friends

You sure about these guys? They seem a little weird

Well at least the one that's here does

Hey

Oh okay cool

So glad you guys picked this movie

This is my favorite

That was funny.

Yeah, oh my god especially this part

Dude look at that backflip so fucking sick

Didn't we watch it last time we hung out?

Wait have you seen this

Hazel

I didn´t see tha

Damn commercial breaks

membership man you got the wrong one

sorry

jeez

fucked whatever

it's only 30 more seconds

right?

I wish there was a fucking quick

to skip after 5 seconds

so annoying

i don't even know if this commercial is alive

commercials these days are so fuckin weird

they're like half of them are on drugs

What did you guys watch before I came here?

That anime...

You didn't like the characters.

Yeah

Forget what it's called

Some fucking romantic triangle or whatever

It was weird

Those are so weird

What are you guys doing?!

Thought you were watching the game

Oh, well

It doesn't autosave?

No, you gotta upgrade your membership if you want to record more than two things at once while changing the channel

Oh she didnt get the premium membership again man!

Dude i didnt ge it from my car and now that butt heater doesnt work its such fucking bullshit dude

So Nick where are you from

Local

Not too far like a 35 minute drive

Yeah, I go to the same school as my daughter.

Well it is a school for gifted kids

For gifted?

She's pretty gifted

Very

Definitely gift

Concur

She takes after her mom

We've still yet to meet Mom

But maybe when she comes back from the work trip

When shes on her work trip

Those are always so annoying

Yeah

It only has been couple more days though right

Yea this time around

Do you know where shes went at least

Where did she take the trip to?

I think Albuquerque.

Never been out there, heard it's hot though!

New Mexico

New Mexico... not too much out there

Yeah..I like old Mexico better you know

Old Mexico

Not Nuevo México

Hey in Old Mexican they sure know how party

Oh hell yeah

Crazy times out there

La vida loca man

I'm a fucking crazy guy.

We'll have to go sometime

Spring break or something

Yeah, how about partying?

What do you mean partying

Nothing too crazy

Well i've been to Mexico

Might have been where she was conceived

Oh, shit.

Someone has a really special place in your heart if we go

Viva Mexico

Do you have any movie queued up next?

You can pick one out dad

I was thinking...

Forget the game

Let's watch movie

How much time is left

What the game

Well, it doesn't matter

Oh okay

I'm just happy you have friends over so...

Enjoy your time

Okay cool huh? Right

Yeah

We're having a really good time

Yep we'r having pretty fun time

Chilling

So what kind of movie do you guys think

...I don´t want comedy

Damn

No

What about horror

Wait could you horror movie

Action adventure

How about comedy? Have you seen Ski Patrol.

Comedy...

I like-

Ski patrol is a good one

It's quite good movie

You guys don't like thrillers

No, oh my god

Okay fine you guys pick

Pick without me

Can you trip off little faster

A little more to tip

Like that

Yes same here

That feels nice

Yes, thank you.

I really want to meet your mother

If this all comes from your mother she must be such a pleasure to get know

Yeah

She's more relaxed than my dad

More relaxed?

How did you guys meet

My wife and...

Oh, uh...

College.

Oh one of those frat parties!

Frats in Mexico right?

Nah this guy's a wild guy

Back in those days

back when were going hard huh

Hard on the paint

Hey that feels good

Yeah it does

So did you decide one Thriller or

I think horror.

Cause at least you want horror, right?

Yeah! A little jump scare doesn't hurt anyone

Well Dad can you pull up some Sierra Leone movies

Maybe you can pick

My Bloody Gallantine

It's a good one

That sounds cool

Sounds fantastic

You see that

You can do it a little tighter.

I think your mouth will do much better

Definitely have way better viewing experience

Oh, i think there's jump scare coming up

Be careful

Don't wanna choke

They made that so corny.

Yeah, it wasn'that scary

Remakes man

Well I think this is the second one if i'm not mistaken

That's great

You don'y have to worry about sticking in deep either

Go really deep

So its nice meeting you guys

Tomorrow we have family game night if you want to come.

That'd be sick!

We could use some more players, so...

That would be fun dad

Okay I'll see you tomorrow

Sounds cool

Family game night

Don't fucking late again

No no i'l early this time

You know what?

Think wanna use your mouth too

I'm glad we all met. This is awesome

I think if you keep doing that,

i'm going to cum.

Just make sure she swallows it

Yeah yeah

Spitters are quitters

Oh so good

Now we can enjoy the rest of the movie

Don't get your hopes too high

This one's kinda not that great

Yeah

You liking it?

Yeah, seems okay.

It's not that scary I wish it was scarier

Yeah...I mean there are better ones for sure

Dude did you see the prequel to this one

Really?!

That saw bits and pieces of me

The prequel is way better

I'll have to check it out again.

Yeah, that feels really good

Hold on a second guys

i gotta drop this load real quick

Oh fuck

My memory'so hot

Yeah movies are much better than road jobs

Definitely

Don't you think?

Oh yeah

What do you think, Hazel?

We should've picked a different movie.

You wanna pick this one again?!

It was your dad!

Yeah it definitely was your dad

Should we change it up

Yea

Oh fuck that's the time

I gotta go but

See you guys tomorrow at game night

Yeah

Don't be late okay

Im not the later one

Nah, you know I'll be there. Come on...

You gotta get some good sleep man!

8 hours here man..8 hours of quality

...I gotta go

You too?

Yeah

Okay

Oh fuck yeah awesomeness personified

Are yo guys ready to lose

Everybody has their money

Of course

I'll be the penguin.

You guys are whatever, let's do this!

Well thank you guys for coming

Yeah it was our pleasure

Thanks for having us

Woooo

Five

Damn you gonna purchase that?

Yeah aren't you going to buy it

It is a railroad

Yea bro

The transportation

Come on, let'see here.

Got two hundreds

There you go

Damn blue face huh?

Oh damn

Alright

Give it to the banker

Yeah give it to the banker

What what do you think I'm

The banker or something

What wha-

Uhh...I don't know who

To give this one

Alrighty well

DAMN!

Doubles

Dammm

All my chips

Ohh shit

Are ya gonna buy that

Yea

150

Mhmm

Umm

Do I get my railroad or no?

It only comes up to you next turn, you know how it works.

Well looks like i got in early

Are you trying cheat over here

Bro

Dude im the most honest bro

I would never cheat okay

You guys totally would cheet

Cheaters never win and winners never quit

That's a phrase right there

Is it my turn? No, no I think Rusty goes again because he got doubles. Oh

Really good your turn

Damn what are the chances the most common rule seven one two three four five six chance

What do you know advanced to boardwalk huh man look at that fuck you

I'll definitely purchase that for 400.

Oh, fuck!

Can i have $100 back?

Can we roll this one

Go ahead

Roll it

oh shit doubles

Runs in the family

Double double D's

Yeah

Double bubble

Yeah, double trouble bubble.

Oh damn!

Don't put anything in your bubble even though you're just visiting

You guys suck

You know what would make this way more fun?

If you gave me a handjob right now

I think that'll be enough for now

That seems unfair. I want a hand shot too

Are you going to buy it?

How much is that one, i can't see

220

Sounds like nice one

There you go Nick your turn

Let'see what you roll this time

Wow

What are the chances

I don't like you.

Oh no, that's not even my character!

He was trying to cheat...

Damn it..I already owe rent?

Shit

Wait who owns Kinect HD drive

Did somebody buy it

You know what

That was a good idea

Ill pass on buying also

Yeah

Well ill roll for you since your hands are occupied

Thankyou

Look at thaat

It's a nice number.

Can you move my piece?

It is little far from here

Wait, can you even leave ? You are in jail

No I am just visiting

i wasn't put into jail

How much does that one cost

That one costs 200

Think ,I want it

New York Avenue

Yeah

Not bad

Could pass the money please

Rick

The money

Oh yeah how much

200

Don' worry

I'll give you the right amount.

Do me a favor, let me get some change

How come you guys have so much more money?

Well...

Because we're not stupid

That's the point

This is true

No no

This is also truth

Okay double

Everybody's getting devils.

Community chest!

That means...

Community chest

You rescue a puppy and you feel rescued too

Get out of jail free

This card may be kept until needed

Oh my god

Devils

Devil again?

I'll buy railroad

I'm going to roll for her, Nick.

Sure! At least you can do it man

7

8 Oh yeah i knew that

1 2 3 4 5 6

oh shit Atlantic Avenue

Are you gonna buy atlantic?

Yeah, I want to buy it.

Damn you're going all out

Well rent money

Can you hand me the mobile please?

Oh yeah no problem

Hey double baby

Here ya go

Two more

Couldn't get a place right next free parking

A lot of traffic

Whose turn was it

Oh yeah, I wrote that four didn't i?

You know what...

Do you want to buy that

It's kind of expensive

You know what.I'm gonna pass

Save your money bro

Pass!? That is such a good property though

Can you roll for me please

Don' t blame if don'' like the number

Oh, okay.

Which was your piece again?

It was this one right there on...

Yeah

Exactly the pink one

300 bucks you wanna buy it

I think that was my piece

Someone's trying to cheat here

Really warm in here

Yeah really warm

Um, hold on for a second.

Nice!

Do you want to buy that or no?

Alright we'll leave it there

You wanna have her blow on it for good luck

Yeah will ya blow me some good luck

Oh thank you

OH HELL YEAH

Fuck

Ya know what I'l actually buy thats

I'm going to get that.

Finally buying?

Finally buying, you know gotta make investments

i suppose

Thank you

That feels great

Oops! Oh shit

Alright got it

You got thanks bro

Okay good

We can just use one

Thanks man

Double ones!

Oh, shit.

Chance

Oh fuck

You're building Lumatures

Collect $150

Hey I didn't make the rules

Donate to play or hate the game

Fuck

Is it...

Tez is trying again?

Got you

Do you think we can switch for a minute

Yeah yeah go ahead

Oh, fuck it. I forgot to roll the rest of the dice for you

What does it say? Do l get money

You help build a new school playground and then you ge tto test this lie

Collect 100 bucks

We're collecting another 100 bucks man

That was me

Wait what!

I'm the one who donated to that school.

Oh, what are the chances? Another 7!

Just statistically the most probable roll you can get

Nah definitely not buying that

No no dude it was $100 a month ago

The market is horrible

Hazel do you think your gonna buy anything this next turn

Probably not.

Okay, well I'm going to take my pants off

That was difficult

Might as well roll on that

Mmm doubles

Wow

Guess we're all being lucky

Appreciate it

I'll get a big spender.

Be careful man, you gotta save some money for rainy day fun!

Appreciate it?

Here ya go

My turn?!

Oh damn...

You're 5

400

No, no. I own it! You owe me 20 bucks

What?

Oh shit

Thank you

That's robbery

No

That is capitalism

that was a decent roll

Know what that calls for

Think you should get up on the table

Yeah

i agree

Celebrate

A little bit

yeah

I'm having a great time loving this blowjob right now.

Will you roll for me? Thanks!

I love that we could just come over and use your throat.

Yeah, your holes are so good!

They're so wet and nice

Really appreciate it

Fuck

Was it supposed to be rolling?

I don't know, Rusty. Whose turn was it?

Hisles

It's my turn! Sorry

Here you go

Yeah toss

That doesn' t count

Look at that

You're getting low rolls

Looks like you are not too lucky right now

Go pick back up

Well i get 200

Because of the pass

Gotta pay-up

Come on bank

Do you want to buy a Baltic

Yes sir

Your loss

Thank you, I'm hopeful.

Yeah Baltic's kind of trash

It connects to the community chest though

Want me to roll for you Apollo?

Oh yeah i'd appreciate that thank

You get a great view from up here

Wanna buy Vermont

Nice

Do you want to buy it?

Me, no I think we should trade again.

Yeah yeah just switch positions with me

Is it my turn to roll again

It's Nicks

So do your favorite role for

Yeah.

Thank you

Wanna buy it?

Nah, fuck that!

No problem I'm not buying shit

A roll for you Hazel

Aww thank ya

I'm going to put my phone in the bag and go get it.

It's a little heavy, so be careful not to drop it on your head when you're out of breath!

Oh no...

Is that mine?

Put your hand down and relax

Something high this time

Wow 11

Yeah can you move me then

Kentucky

You landed on mine.

Oh, don't worry about it!

What did you get?

$110

OH NO

So it's um... whose turn now

Apollo

Can you roll for me

Nice

Doubles

Wow

I feel like we've gotten more doubles than not today

Thanks, bro.

What did they land on?

I don't know...I can see it

It's his turn

6 and 9

Are you the duck or...?

That is me

Shoreline, wanna buy it?

Hell no! Shoreline?!

Yeah shorelines trash.

Dude the only shoreline I fuck with is shoreline mafia

Oh its my turn

Hazel has a lot of property

Go to jail

Back in jail

Too bad you don't have the get out of jail card

Fuck. Oh, I hate you!

Want me to roll for ya?

Yeah oh yeah i would appreciate that

Here come sit

Standing is getting annoying

It's easier to play the game when your...oh nice

200 bucks

Collect 200

Can't complain about that

Wish I collected $200

Yeah.

Hey, your luck will come!

Was that for Nick?

No that was me

For me I don't even buy any properties

Don' worry

Keep telling you about the fucking market

Is it my turn now

Nah its Nicks

Can roll for him

Yeah, you're right.

Oh nice!

It's okay... 7

I guess i'm good at saving so

I get a hundred.

Oh, see?

Told your luck would come!

Not really...

...I'm still in jail

That's true

You know you just got out of jail

Uh..

Do you think

..yo could go ahead and

Thank ya

Three

Not the greatest roll but

Ya know

Im not gonna buy any properties so

I'm going to the bathroom.

A room for you, Nick?

Yes please!

What do you got five

Yep

Oh i definitely don't want buy

You wanna buy

No no...I gotta save that money

Cash added

Are you enjoying game night Hazel

This is so fun, you guys should come more.

Your holes make it super dumb!

That is true your holes are definitely helping

Hopefully next time we can bring your mom over and use her hole too

I think Mom would like playing with you guy's

Yeah?

She really likes this game

You think she'd let use our holes too

Maybe

Huh...I guess We'll find out

8. Community Chest

Bags of cookies, you get 50 bucks! Yummy

And they were gluten free

You wanna roll for her?

No problem

6

Pencil Amy

That's a rip off man

320 bucks

Find that hazel?

I think she already owned it.

Do i?!

She does own half the board already

Damn, Hazle

No...I think Ill pass if don't own that

Alright

Here Paulo

Alrighty lets see what my luck brings me

Ah shit

You know what

Oh thank you

I think i'm going to pass.

Oh well, if they pay you then...

75

Eh 5 will pay the rest later

6 again?

Advanced Illinois Admin

Casco collect 200 bucks

Another 200

The rich get richer

Six.

Thanks, Rusty!

Want to roll for her?

Yeah of course

Eight

Dude it's your turn

Not on the game either

No problem

Whose turn is it

I'm not sure whose turns anymore

Me neither

Wasn't mine

Yeah, I mean you're already winning.

You have most of the property and you got a lot cash

Seven

Here i am

Five six seven

Does anyone own Vermont?

Nope! Do you want it ?

No no...I'll pass

Just make sure not to pay anything

Alright

Who's next

Oh, I think it's me. Will you roll for me?

Ten

That was a good roll

Where is your piece of...

Didn't get the action

There we go

Chance

Best in Nurse Utility

Lucky Me

It's unknown, you may buy it from the back.

Waterworks!

I'm coming for one second...

Just put it there

One more for you

And mine

Let me see

This turn isn't enough?

Look at this next

Yeah

Can you roll over here sorry my hands are a little bit tired

Okay

How did I get here?

Go to jail.

Are you kidding me?!

Oh, man!

At least let me feast or something

So is it my turn now...

It is

Okay

Seven

I don'think they own any rent.

Oh, fuck!

Alright well i'm gonna go get us some drinks

Hazel definitely won that one

It's my turn right?

I don'think so.

It's 7

What does it say?

Hopefully the neighbor bringing his groceries, she makes you lunch to stay thanks

Collect 20 bucks

Oh that is nice

Honestly dude

So you would

Then you have all the property

Yeah man, not gonna get all the income and what's next man?

Poverty for me. Fuck that!

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