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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:54,746 As this year comes to an end... 4 00:00:54,753 --> 00:00:57,032 Millions await the much publicized epic battle 5 00:00:57,056 --> 00:00:59,793 between most of the mayor Hollywood studios next fall 6 00:01:00,092 --> 00:01:04,051 It seems they all agree that the bigger the movie, the better 7 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:07,263 "The ten commandments”, Paramount's bet 8 00:01:07,266 --> 00:01:09,758 has started production and seems to be a strong candidate... 9 00:01:09,768 --> 00:01:10,849 ...in the race for the academy awards. 10 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:13,311 With Charlton Heston 11 00:01:13,314 --> 00:01:14,804 they clearly have a head start. 12 00:01:15,399 --> 00:01:17,686 It would take a "Giant" to beat them... 13 00:01:17,693 --> 00:01:21,231 and that's exactly what Warner Bros. is doing. 14 00:01:21,238 --> 00:01:24,481 With Liz Taylor and James Dean starring these otter romance 15 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,693 ...unless "The King and I", the musical produced by "Twentieth Century Fox"... 16 00:01:28,704 --> 00:01:29,694 with Yul Brynner 17 00:01:29,705 --> 00:01:31,036 ...takes them by surprise. 18 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:37,873 On a sad note, right after their first Best Picture Academy Award, 19 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,463 "United Artists" has recently lost one of it's founding partners, 20 00:01:40,466 --> 00:01:41,297 Mary Pickford, 21 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:44,383 Leaving Chaplin and Fairbanks with a heavy task. 22 00:01:45,346 --> 00:01:47,383 How are they going to enter this epic race 23 00:01:47,389 --> 00:01:51,883 when their most ambitious project Jules Verne's "Around the World in 80 days" 24 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,181 has not even began it's production? 25 00:01:55,439 --> 00:01:58,807 Rumor has it, first time ritzy producer Mike Todd 26 00:01:58,817 --> 00:02:00,728 could become the last of his kind 27 00:02:00,736 --> 00:02:05,151 as independent productions are quickly being replaced by the system. 28 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:06,512 HELP WANTED 29 00:06:29,421 --> 00:06:32,038 Dearest ladies and gentlemen of the audience... 30 00:06:32,049 --> 00:06:33,665 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 31 00:06:33,842 --> 00:06:36,880 It is my great pleasure to present... 32 00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:41,055 The Jiménez Sisters! 33 00:06:54,112 --> 00:06:56,820 I can see fat women at home! 34 00:06:56,823 --> 00:06:58,905 We want to see some legs! 35 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:02,489 Stop it! Show some respect for the ladies! 36 00:07:03,538 --> 00:07:06,155 What ladies? Get out of here! 37 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,699 Who's getting out? Don't go taking it out... 38 00:07:16,551 --> 00:07:18,542 Calm down! Order, order! 39 00:07:20,555 --> 00:07:25,766 Please! Stop it! Calm down! Order, please! 40 00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:29,182 Bah! 41 00:07:30,857 --> 00:07:32,973 Sir, I'm here about the job. 42 00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:46,912 What's your name? 43 00:07:47,124 --> 00:07:47,989 Mario... 44 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:49,031 Mario Moreno... 45 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:50,666 Where do you live? 46 00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:58,124 And what brings you all the way here? 47 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:01,635 They promised to make me a boxer... 48 00:08:01,638 --> 00:08:03,220 ...but the fight was cancel led. 49 00:08:03,932 --> 00:08:04,888 Are you any good? 50 00:08:06,017 --> 00:08:07,132 I get by. 51 00:08:07,811 --> 00:08:10,519 Well, alright. You're hired as an assistant. 52 00:08:11,064 --> 00:08:11,849 Thank you, sir. 53 00:08:12,149 --> 00:08:15,187 Your duties are to clean everything after each performance. 54 00:08:15,485 --> 00:08:18,568 Especially the dressing rooms, they end up a mess. You know how actors are! 55 00:08:18,572 --> 00:08:19,152 Ok. 56 00:08:19,156 --> 00:08:22,524 I also want you to help with the tickets and every now and then... 57 00:08:22,534 --> 00:08:24,866 ...when a drunk gets in, throw him out. 58 00:08:29,082 --> 00:08:30,823 I'm sorry. I didn't know you were busy. 59 00:08:39,676 --> 00:08:41,007 That's Estela. 60 00:08:41,636 --> 00:08:42,171 My daughter. 61 00:08:44,055 --> 00:08:45,841 Keep your eye on her, too, Ok? 62 00:08:45,849 --> 00:08:49,968 Of course, Don José! I'll keep an eye, an ear and even a tail on her! 63 00:08:49,978 --> 00:08:50,558 Huh? 64 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:54,639 I just meant I'll do my best! 65 00:08:58,695 --> 00:09:00,902 Welcome to Pagola's Tent Show! 66 00:09:01,114 --> 00:09:02,104 Thank you, sir. 67 00:09:02,657 --> 00:09:03,988 Let's see. 68 00:09:05,952 --> 00:09:09,195 Show me those boxer's legs in motion. 69 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,530 Yes Sir! 70 00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:30,932 One more! Down! 71 00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:32,058 Excuse me! 72 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:33,760 Excuse me! 73 00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:38,190 What do you want? 74 00:09:39,194 --> 00:09:40,184 I'm “El Chato” Moreno... 75 00:09:40,737 --> 00:09:42,819 ...we had a fight scheduled for last Saturday, didn't we? 76 00:09:43,073 --> 00:09:46,862 We did. We postponed it to protect our boy's career. 77 00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:48,279 And what about my career? 78 00:09:49,996 --> 00:09:51,202 What career, Chato? 79 00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:53,197 You haven't won a single fight! 80 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:56,326 Maybe because you haven't put your boy in front of me! 81 00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:59,287 Is that so? You think you're hot? 82 00:09:59,589 --> 00:10:01,751 I'm running a fever, man. 83 00:10:02,342 --> 00:10:08,304 Ok. Then let"s put $30 pesos on it to make it interesting. Loser pays. 84 00:10:09,891 --> 00:10:10,801 You're on! 85 00:10:11,226 --> 00:10:12,261 You're on! 86 00:10:12,727 --> 00:10:14,343 Go on! Time's a-wasting! 87 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:48,085 Get closer 88 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,140 Hit him! 89 00:11:07,407 --> 00:11:09,990 Hit him! Don't just dodge! Hit him! 90 00:11:10,243 --> 00:11:11,779 Hit him! 91 00:11:13,663 --> 00:11:16,121 Stand up! Stand up! 92 00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:37,468 That's good! 93 00:11:37,812 --> 00:11:40,224 Once you're finished, you can do the others... 94 00:11:40,231 --> 00:11:42,017 So be it, Don José. 95 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:45,810 And don't worry about the money. A bet is a bet! 96 00:11:46,237 --> 00:11:48,899 No, Don José. I really wanted to win. 97 00:11:49,532 --> 00:11:51,864 I ended up making a fool of myself. 98 00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:53,609 Maybe boxing isn't your thing. 99 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:56,077 You looked more like a bullfighter. 100 00:12:13,223 --> 00:12:16,682 Enough already! Get out of here! Deadbeats! 101 00:12:25,151 --> 00:12:26,767 Who does he think he is? 102 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:28,151 Excuse me? 103 00:12:28,738 --> 00:12:30,069 Who's that showoff? 104 00:12:30,073 --> 00:12:32,280 Ah! He's the breeder's nephew. 105 00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:35,534 And since he provides the young bulls, he's up first. 106 00:12:36,871 --> 00:12:39,158 When he gets tired, it's our turn but... 107 00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:40,655 What's the point of that? 108 00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:53,051 That's not a bull, man! It looks more like a dog! 109 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,136 Here, doggy, dog! 110 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,757 Why don't you feed him! 111 00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:00,600 Get closer, pretty boy! 112 00:13:00,603 --> 00:13:03,095 He won't bite! 113 00:13:08,278 --> 00:13:09,985 Hey, you! 114 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:13,151 Yes, sir? 115 00:13:13,616 --> 00:13:15,823 You're real brave from up there! 116 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,743 Come on down if you have the balls! 117 00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:20,704 I have baseballs and footballs and golf balls, mister. 118 00:13:20,707 --> 00:13:21,868 Well come on! Show us! 119 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:22,956 You're on! 120 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:32,708 Come on! Come on! Don't be afraid! 121 00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:40,595 You see? It's not so easy, kid. 122 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,020 Come on! Come on! 123 00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:49,145 Are you going to fight him or not? You're spoiling the animal! 124 00:13:51,988 --> 00:13:53,604 Come on, little bull! 125 00:14:03,249 --> 00:14:05,160 Olé! Ole! 126 00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:15,255 Olé!I He's much better than the nephew! 127 00:14:18,765 --> 00:14:21,177 But he's not a bullfighter! He's a clown! 128 00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:24,722 Come on, little bull! 129 00:14:30,193 --> 00:14:31,809 Oh, mama! 130 00:14:33,363 --> 00:14:34,979 Hey, man, how are you? 131 00:14:34,989 --> 00:14:36,150 Are you Ok? 132 00:14:36,157 --> 00:14:37,898 Hey. What happened? 133 00:14:37,909 --> 00:14:39,695 Take it easy, you're all bruised. 134 00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,401 How did I do? 135 00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:43,282 You looked like you were dancing! 136 00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:48,033 You're really funny. 137 00:14:49,754 --> 00:14:52,086 What are you laughing at? 138 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,751 Haven't you ever seen blackface? 139 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:59,003 Only in the movies. 140 00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,718 So? 141 00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:05,308 Aren't you nervous? 142 00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:08,012 Do you see me shaking? 143 00:15:08,189 --> 00:15:10,021 And why do you do all this? 144 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,021 Do you think a broom is my calling? 145 00:15:15,071 --> 00:15:15,981 Well, no... 146 00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:21,984 Promise me something... 147 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:23,743 Whatever you want, babe. 148 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:27,407 If you ever make it big, take me with you! 149 00:15:33,506 --> 00:15:35,088 Or take me now! 150 00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:38,299 Hurry up! You're on next! 151 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,152 This is going to be a disaster! 152 00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:02,445 He's really funny! 153 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,202 Get him out of there! 154 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:10,995 Get off the stage! 155 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:15,295 That's enough! 156 00:16:15,298 --> 00:16:17,255 No! Give him a break, you'll see! 157 00:16:29,395 --> 00:16:31,352 Bring back the fatties! 158 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,863 I won't listen to you again! 159 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:45,366 Why did you pull me off? 160 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,281 I was just getting going! 161 00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:49,370 Really? Look what you did! 162 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:52,207 Ok, get out there and see if you can get them under control! 163 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,205 No, Don José! 164 00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:57,420 He started it, let him fix it! 165 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,461 Get cleaned up first! 166 00:17:00,468 --> 00:17:02,550 You don't want them to recognize you. Go on! 167 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,011 Here. 168 00:17:09,018 --> 00:17:10,554 Come on! Come on! 169 00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:12,010 Come on! 170 00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,017 Get rid of that clown! 171 00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:16,480 Ladies... 172 00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:19,309 Ladies and gentlemen... 173 00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:21,857 Please... 174 00:17:23,908 --> 00:17:27,446 Good evening, dear gentlemen, and my cherished ladies... 175 00:17:27,954 --> 00:17:30,537 Kindly give me a moment of your attention. 176 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,326 Now what, man? 177 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,573 No way! 178 00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:36,243 At least throw me the other shoe to make a pair! 179 00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:40,380 Ugh! Better not. Those ain't no roses! 180 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:46,170 And here's the rub: Now you have to go home barefoot! 181 00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:48,338 No, no. Don't be mean! 182 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:52,050 Well, it makes me mad. You should be more friendly. 183 00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,427 I mean, here I am giving you... 184 00:17:55,064 --> 00:17:55,895 When did I ever? 185 00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:57,639 It just makes me mad, man! 186 00:17:58,026 --> 00:17:59,608 Now, the thing is for you to listen to me... 187 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,522 Because I don't want you saying I didn't tell you... 188 00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:02,985 ...what they told me to say... 189 00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:04,320 Say what? 190 00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:05,530 What's the matter, Miss? 191 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,194 Weren't you listening to me? 192 00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:10,444 Or were you paying attention to the young guy next to you? 193 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:11,949 Who by the way... 194 00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:13,538 ...didn't take his eyes off of me. 195 00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:16,996 Maybe that's why you couldn't cat eh his eye! 196 00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:19,544 So put your hands together... 197 00:18:19,547 --> 00:18:22,630 ...to welcome these lovely girls to the stage! 198 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,386 Don't do that to me again, Don José! 199 00:18:32,393 --> 00:18:33,349 Did you see that? 200 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:34,263 What? 201 00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:36,056 That I got all mixed up? 202 00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,520 That I hardly knew what I was saying? 203 00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:39,890 No! They loved your style! 204 00:18:40,193 --> 00:18:41,524 My style? 205 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:43,644 Oh gosh! 206 00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:45,653 I'll have to rehearse it then. 207 00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:48,193 No, no, no. Please, just be yourself. 208 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,198 Then I'd better get to work on the dressing rooms... 209 00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:54,321 ...because there's all kinds of scum around today. 210 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:55,493 Cheer up, champ! 211 00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:03,629 Oh, mama! 212 00:19:05,468 --> 00:19:06,503 But Estelita, woman! 213 00:19:07,178 --> 00:19:08,634 What? What? 214 00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,595 No, no! What are you doing? 215 00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:12,009 Your father's going to catch us! 216 00:19:12,308 --> 00:19:13,423 Estelita! 217 00:19:13,434 --> 00:19:14,549 Take me with you! 218 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,550 No, no. But where? 219 00:19:15,561 --> 00:19:16,642 Move over! Get off of me! 220 00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:19,183 Get off of me! 221 00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:28,112 Get out of here! 222 00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:32,359 I won't kick your ass because I caught you just in time! 223 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,361 I was just keeping an eye on her, Don José! 224 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,033 She's the one who threw her body at me! 225 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,075 Get out, I said! 226 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,161 And don't ever come back! 227 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,268 I really liked your act. 228 00:19:59,188 --> 00:20:00,144 My act? 229 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,602 My father-in-law owns a Tent Show in Mexico City. 230 00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:08,228 I want you to audition for him. 231 00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:09,487 Mexico City? 232 00:20:10,366 --> 00:20:13,279 I am Estanislao Schilinsky. 233 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,496 Look me up, if you're interested. 234 00:24:18,364 --> 00:24:22,153 Mexico City 235 00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:36,337 Stanislao Schilinsky... 236 00:24:37,341 --> 00:24:39,332 Schilinsky... 237 00:25:09,582 --> 00:25:11,118 That's my pal! 238 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,246 Esteemed audience... 239 00:25:14,712 --> 00:25:16,373 Ladies and gentlemen... 240 00:25:17,214 --> 00:25:20,457 ...Valentina's Tent Show proudly presents... 241 00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:22,041 ...from Russia... 242 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,461 ...the beauty and talent... 243 00:25:25,139 --> 00:25:26,470 ...of the incomparable... 244 00:25:27,558 --> 00:25:30,346 ...Ivanova Sisters! 245 00:26:19,443 --> 00:26:24,358 “6 days before the press conference” 246 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,156 Hey, hot mama! 247 00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:11,109 Who did you call mama? 248 00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:12,201 Your babe. 249 00:27:12,204 --> 00:27:14,411 How dare you? I'll bash your face in! 250 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:15,246 It'll cost you. 251 00:27:15,249 --> 00:27:15,704 What are you talking about? 252 00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,286 Please, sir. Don't make a fuss. 253 00:27:18,294 --> 00:27:19,705 Don't worry, babe. Come over here! 254 00:27:19,712 --> 00:27:21,202 You don't know who you are talking to! 255 00:27:21,213 --> 00:27:22,248 Well, who are you? 256 00:27:22,256 --> 00:27:24,748 Young man, I am noble, blue blood runs through my veins! 257 00:27:24,758 --> 00:27:26,214 You should see a doctor then 258 00:27:26,218 --> 00:27:27,800 This is outrageous! It calls for a duel! 259 00:27:27,803 --> 00:27:29,464 I only drooled as a baby! 260 00:27:29,471 --> 00:27:30,336 Tomorrow in the woods! 261 00:27:30,347 --> 00:27:31,212 Well I might if there are... 262 00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:34,424 tomorrow in the woods 263 00:27:35,185 --> 00:27:35,890 tomorrow in the woods 264 00:27:35,895 --> 00:27:37,761 No, no, no, Mario! 265 00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:39,853 That's the fifth time and you can't remember your line! 266 00:27:40,399 --> 00:27:42,231 Well I might if there are... 267 00:27:42,526 --> 00:27:43,766 ...wood nymphs. 268 00:27:43,777 --> 00:27:44,858 Wood nymphs! Damn! 269 00:27:44,862 --> 00:27:46,352 It's not that hard! You just have to repeat like a parrot. 270 00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:48,730 But those aren't my words! You didn't write them for me! 271 00:27:49,783 --> 00:27:52,491 Ah! Don Mario is putting on airs! 272 00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:54,860 Would you rather I write you a poem? 273 00:27:57,291 --> 00:28:00,784 What if we just take the idea and run with it? 274 00:28:01,295 --> 00:28:02,581 No, no. 275 00:28:02,588 --> 00:28:03,828 That's it. I told you, man. 276 00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:05,375 You memorize lines and I don't! 277 00:28:05,382 --> 00:28:07,373 I improvise and you don't! 278 00:28:07,384 --> 00:28:08,670 So as the saying goes... 279 00:28:08,677 --> 00:28:09,758 What's the big deal? 280 00:28:17,227 --> 00:28:18,262 Lapotchka. 281 00:28:21,273 --> 00:28:22,638 Lapotchka. 282 00:28:25,653 --> 00:28:27,360 Ok. You're on. 283 00:28:27,363 --> 00:28:29,775 Anyway, if it doesn't work we can forget about pairing up... 284 00:28:29,782 --> 00:28:30,647 ...and no harm done. 285 00:28:30,658 --> 00:28:31,489 Ok. Cue me. 286 00:28:35,537 --> 00:28:37,744 Young man, I am noble, blue blood runs through my veins! 287 00:28:37,748 --> 00:28:38,988 You should see a doctor then! 288 00:28:38,999 --> 00:28:40,364 This is outrageous! It calls for a duel! 289 00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:41,366 I only drooled as a baby. 290 00:28:41,377 --> 00:28:42,538 Tomorrow in the woods! 291 00:28:42,544 --> 00:28:43,500 What are we, wood nymphs? 292 00:28:43,504 --> 00:28:44,585 I'll bring my seconds! 293 00:28:45,422 --> 00:28:48,460 And I'll bring my minutes. 294 00:28:52,596 --> 00:28:54,428 So? Did you like it? 295 00:28:55,724 --> 00:28:57,556 I think it might work. 296 00:28:57,559 --> 00:28:59,391 It's a matter of timing, alternating lines... 297 00:28:59,395 --> 00:29:01,602 ...and letting the dialogue flow. 298 00:29:02,231 --> 00:29:03,392 But don't forget... 299 00:29:03,399 --> 00:29:05,390 ...leave the punch lines to me. 300 00:29:05,693 --> 00:29:07,400 As long as you don't make me punchy with boredom. 301 00:29:09,363 --> 00:29:10,398 You were good. 302 00:29:10,406 --> 00:29:11,441 I can't work like this! 303 00:29:11,448 --> 00:29:12,779 You were good. I'm proud of you. 304 00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:14,319 I'm proud of myself, too. 305 00:29:28,716 --> 00:29:33,711 Good evening, my dear gentlemen, and your cherished ladies... 306 00:29:33,721 --> 00:29:35,962 Because the last time I said my cherished ladies... 307 00:29:35,973 --> 00:29:37,463 ...they sent me packing. 308 00:29:37,474 --> 00:29:38,964 You were out of line, young man. 309 00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:43,769 You are here witnessing something unique... 310 00:29:43,772 --> 00:29:45,354 Because you are here... 311 00:29:45,357 --> 00:29:46,688 ...If you weren't here... 312 00:29:46,692 --> 00:29:48,979 ...you couldn't witness this wonderful thing. 313 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,902 I was facing the abyss... 314 00:29:51,905 --> 00:29:53,487 ...when I said to myself... 315 00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:56,573 Myself: you must take a step forward, man. 316 00:29:56,952 --> 00:29:58,943 And here I am, standing before you... 317 00:29:58,954 --> 00:30:01,992 ...with the first obligation of every human being: to be happy 318 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:06,247 And the second: to try to show you a good time. 319 00:30:06,879 --> 00:30:07,914 Like that man... 320 00:30:07,921 --> 00:30:10,709 ...who was kind of chubby and content said... 321 00:30:11,341 --> 00:30:12,581 What did he say? 322 00:30:13,052 --> 00:30:14,668 Gosh. I don't remember. 323 00:30:15,054 --> 00:30:17,295 Oh, yes! That moments pass... 324 00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:20,056 ...and minutes, too. Even seconds do. 325 00:30:20,559 --> 00:30:22,391 So from second to second... 326 00:30:22,394 --> 00:30:23,680 ...you get your second wind, you know? 327 00:30:24,063 --> 00:30:25,053 I love. 328 00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:27,392 You love. He loves. 329 00:30:27,399 --> 00:30:29,015 We love. You love. 330 00:30:29,026 --> 00:30:30,482 And they love. 331 00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:33,360 I wish this was not just a conjugation... 332 00:30:33,363 --> 00:30:34,319 ...but a reality. 333 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:36,856 And since I'm starting to get a little serious now... 334 00:30:36,867 --> 00:30:38,528 ...here goes the moral of the tale. 335 00:30:38,952 --> 00:30:42,411 If you've found your babe, take good care of her... 336 00:30:42,623 --> 00:30:44,364 Because there are moments in life... 337 00:30:44,374 --> 00:30:46,786 ...that are truly momentaneous. 338 00:31:00,724 --> 00:31:02,840 I'm very proud of you. Love, V 339 00:31:04,728 --> 00:31:06,935 We are with the créme de la créme. 340 00:31:07,523 --> 00:31:09,105 Someday they'll come to see us. 341 00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:10,644 At the Tent Show? 342 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,358 No! In a real theater. 343 00:31:12,361 --> 00:31:14,773 The boy can barely crawl, and already he wants to run. 344 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:19,027 This is not for the likes of us, Mario. 345 00:31:19,034 --> 00:31:20,399 And why not? 346 00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:23,027 Because the snobs come here to slum it... 347 00:31:23,038 --> 00:31:26,827 ...and see how low the lowlifes can sink. 348 00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:28,950 What's that about a sink? 349 00:31:28,961 --> 00:31:31,999 Sorry. I'm learning new words in Spanish. 350 00:31:32,381 --> 00:31:33,792 There are two kinds of news. 351 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:35,881 What the government tells us... 352 00:31:35,884 --> 00:31:37,340 ...and the truth. 353 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:40,086 May I? 354 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:43,594 This is the official news. 355 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,683 But inside, there's another truth. 356 00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:48,553 Thank you, I just wanted to look. 357 00:31:48,564 --> 00:31:50,521 If |I don't open it, I don't have to pay. 358 00:31:52,734 --> 00:31:54,520 What's with that brat? 359 00:31:55,612 --> 00:31:58,024 So, Plutarco, have you made up your mind? 360 00:31:58,031 --> 00:31:59,647 What's to decide? 361 00:31:59,658 --> 00:32:02,400 You know how I like elections. 362 00:32:02,411 --> 00:32:05,824 Right! You're a true democrat! 363 00:32:05,831 --> 00:32:08,038 Shall we honor the popular decision, then? 364 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,031 Of course! 365 00:32:09,543 --> 00:32:12,706 The voice of the people, is the voice of God! 366 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,044 Really? 367 00:32:14,047 --> 00:32:17,085 As long as they vote for the one I choose. 368 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,054 But we won with 100% of the vote. 369 00:32:23,056 --> 00:32:25,673 Not even the mother of the other candidate voted for him? 370 00:32:26,018 --> 00:32:28,100 Such are my powers of persuasion. 371 00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:32,847 Look, Mario! 372 00:32:33,692 --> 00:32:34,978 You see that guy up there? 373 00:32:35,819 --> 00:32:38,026 He's a government minister. 374 00:32:38,030 --> 00:32:40,067 They never acknowledge their mistakes... 375 00:32:40,073 --> 00:32:42,030 ...but when they see them on stage... 376 00:32:42,034 --> 00:32:43,570 they even laugh at them. 377 00:32:55,589 --> 00:32:56,670 They dress better... 378 00:32:56,882 --> 00:32:57,997 ...but they're not that different. 379 00:32:59,676 --> 00:33:00,666 Come on! 380 00:33:00,677 --> 00:33:01,712 Nothing doing. Let's go! 381 00:33:01,887 --> 00:33:02,968 Good evening. 382 00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:51,721 You're amazing! 383 00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:54,186 I could dance with you the rest of my life! 384 00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:57,189 I bet you say that to all the girls. 385 00:33:57,192 --> 00:33:59,934 No way! You're the first! 386 00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:02,186 Liar! 387 00:34:06,952 --> 00:34:09,034 I would like you to be the last. 388 00:34:12,582 --> 00:34:13,868 Come on, Valita... 389 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,741 I'm coming! 390 00:34:15,752 --> 00:34:18,710 Let's go. Come on! 391 00:34:18,714 --> 00:34:22,548 Come on, come on! What's up? 392 00:34:28,265 --> 00:34:30,131 Wooww. Who could that be? 393 00:34:30,142 --> 00:34:31,598 Johnny Albino! 394 00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:32,306 What's happening? 395 00:34:32,311 --> 00:34:33,893 How are you, pal? 396 00:34:33,895 --> 00:34:34,885 What's in the box? 397 00:34:34,896 --> 00:34:35,977 A new suit? 398 00:34:35,981 --> 00:34:37,563 The old one's stiff as a board! 399 00:34:37,566 --> 00:34:39,898 Maybe, but at least it isn't patched together... 400 00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:41,107 ...like some I know. 401 00:34:41,111 --> 00:34:43,102 Don't get your feathers in a ruffle! 402 00:34:43,113 --> 00:34:44,695 I'm cool as a cucumber. 403 00:34:44,698 --> 00:34:46,860 You think you're a fine kettle. 404 00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,983 But you're just a clay pot from Tlaquepaque... 405 00:34:48,994 --> 00:34:50,860 ...you crack at the first tap. 406 00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:53,158 Sometimes I bend, because, if I break... 407 00:34:53,165 --> 00:34:54,951 ...this egg can't be put together again. 408 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:56,915 You're sharp as a tack. 409 00:34:56,918 --> 00:34:58,579 Come on, Valita! 410 00:34:59,212 --> 00:35:00,668 Was that Spanish? 411 00:35:00,672 --> 00:35:01,377 I didn't understand a thing. 412 00:35:01,381 --> 00:35:04,169 No, Valita. That was pure Mexican. Let's go. 413 00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:11,130 Well, so what's in the box? 414 00:35:11,141 --> 00:35:12,222 It's a present for you. 415 00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:14,800 It has no material value... 416 00:35:14,811 --> 00:35:16,176 ...but it means a lot to me. 417 00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:30,028 Close your eyes. 418 00:35:30,035 --> 00:35:31,776 Wait a second. 419 00:36:04,694 --> 00:36:05,684 Now? 420 00:36:06,029 --> 00:36:07,815 No, wait! Wait! 421 00:36:08,198 --> 00:36:09,905 We needed a touch of elegance. 422 00:36:10,242 --> 00:36:10,856 Now. 423 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:20,164 There's the rub! 424 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:23,202 Mario. Are you ready to rehearse? 425 00:36:26,925 --> 00:36:27,835 What's with that? 426 00:36:27,843 --> 00:36:29,208 How about it? 427 00:36:29,219 --> 00:36:31,051 How do you like them apples? 428 00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:33,845 Good. I like it. 429 00:36:37,602 --> 00:36:38,683 What really makes me mad... 430 00:36:38,895 --> 00:36:40,556 ...is the way the police treat you. 431 00:36:41,022 --> 00:36:41,932 When the cop came over to you... 432 00:36:42,149 --> 00:36:43,139 ...what did you say to him? 433 00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:44,682 You're not my type. 434 00:36:46,153 --> 00:36:47,063 There's the rub, mister. 435 00:36:47,571 --> 00:36:48,811 Why should I go with him? 436 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:49,899 I mean... 437 00:36:49,906 --> 00:36:51,647 If just anybody comes up to you and says: 438 00:36:51,658 --> 00:36:52,318 Come with me! 439 00:36:52,325 --> 00:36:53,235 Do you go with them? 440 00:36:53,243 --> 00:36:56,736 As an authority, it's your duty to go with him, mister. 441 00:36:56,746 --> 00:36:57,781 Wait just a minute! 442 00:36:57,789 --> 00:36:59,029 So, you, as an authority... 443 00:36:59,040 --> 00:36:59,825 Yes, sir. 444 00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:00,914 Ok, you're an authority. 445 00:37:01,168 --> 00:37:02,750 Why would you need that? 446 00:37:03,753 --> 00:37:06,336 I mean, with the messed up way you have of talking... 447 00:37:06,673 --> 00:37:08,334 ...we always end up in jail. 448 00:37:08,884 --> 00:37:09,965 What messed up way, mister? 449 00:37:09,968 --> 00:37:11,379 In your declaration just now... 450 00:37:11,386 --> 00:37:13,377 ...why did you talk to the judge that way? 451 00:37:13,388 --> 00:37:15,254 Because the judge, asked me. Alright... 452 00:37:15,265 --> 00:37:17,381 If the judge is over there, and you as a man... 453 00:37:17,392 --> 00:37:20,100 There you have it. Just because he is a judge and I am... 454 00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:21,184 ...very well thank you. 455 00:37:21,730 --> 00:37:24,267 This guy's drunk! I don't understand a word he says! 456 00:37:24,274 --> 00:37:26,356 Shut up you barfly! 457 00:37:26,359 --> 00:37:27,849 What are you talking about? 458 00:37:27,861 --> 00:37:30,728 How much did you imbibe, you fool! 459 00:37:30,739 --> 00:37:32,901 Whatever you're buying. But not right now. 460 00:37:32,908 --> 00:37:34,694 Can't you see I'm working? 461 00:37:34,701 --> 00:37:36,738 You're just a Cantina fly? 462 00:37:36,745 --> 00:37:38,361 Shut up! 463 00:37:38,371 --> 00:37:39,953 Give him a break, man! 464 00:37:39,956 --> 00:37:40,946 As I was saying... 465 00:37:40,957 --> 00:37:42,163 ...you have no authority... 466 00:37:42,334 --> 00:37:45,122 You don't know who I am. I don't even know. 467 00:37:45,128 --> 00:37:46,994 You're a Cantina fly! 468 00:37:47,172 --> 00:37:48,788 What's your name, then? 469 00:37:49,716 --> 00:37:52,208 Can't you hear that guy cackling like a hen? 470 00:37:53,136 --> 00:37:57,255 Cantinfly! That's my name: Cantinflas! 471 00:38:17,035 --> 00:38:19,367 They want to hire me for a new theater... 472 00:38:19,371 --> 00:38:21,032 ...near Garibaldi. 473 00:38:22,123 --> 00:38:23,659 What about the Tent Show, Mario? 474 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,164 Tent Shows are endangered species. 475 00:38:26,378 --> 00:38:31,418 You're right, kid. These are modern times. 476 00:38:33,134 --> 00:38:34,875 Under what conditions? 477 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:36,802 That I join the union. 478 00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:38,170 And what about us? 479 00:38:38,181 --> 00:38:39,216 You're not going to leave, are you? 480 00:38:39,224 --> 00:38:41,010 Only if they agree to what I requested. 481 00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:43,141 What did you ask for? 482 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:46,057 For my family to be included in the contract. 483 00:38:48,316 --> 00:38:49,306 Valita. 484 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,276 My pretty Russian. 485 00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:56,730 Will you be my wife? 486 00:38:57,993 --> 00:38:58,949 Yes! 487 00:39:01,037 --> 00:39:01,697 Yes? 488 00:39:01,913 --> 00:39:02,823 Yes! 489 00:39:05,292 --> 00:39:07,499 Make me a proud grandfather. 490 00:39:40,994 --> 00:39:42,359 What are you thinking about, Mario? 491 00:39:43,872 --> 00:39:45,203 Your father... 492 00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:47,372 He's very proud of you. 493 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,825 Of us. 494 00:39:50,253 --> 00:39:52,244 We have the most important things... 495 00:39:52,255 --> 00:39:54,997 ...our health, work... 496 00:39:56,092 --> 00:39:58,424 And soon this will be full of kids! 497 00:40:01,431 --> 00:40:02,512 Kids? 498 00:40:02,891 --> 00:40:04,973 Well, how many do you want? 499 00:40:04,976 --> 00:40:06,262 A dozen would be good. 500 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,350 With our salary of two pesos a show... 501 00:40:10,357 --> 00:40:13,850 ...you're going to have to work like a mule to make ends meet. 502 00:40:16,154 --> 00:40:19,237 Mondragon is going to book me at the Follies Bergére Theater. 503 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:19,980 Really? 504 00:40:21,034 --> 00:40:21,523 No! 505 00:40:21,534 --> 00:40:22,194 Yes! 506 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:22,566 No! 507 00:40:22,577 --> 00:40:23,408 Yes! 508 00:40:23,411 --> 00:40:26,824 Our life is going to change, Valita. I promise. 509 00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:30,492 But now we have another job to do. 510 00:40:31,086 --> 00:40:32,997 What other job? 511 00:40:33,296 --> 00:40:35,537 To start working on those babies. 512 00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:39,458 Well, time's a-wasting, man! 513 00:40:45,183 --> 00:40:48,426 “5 days before the press conference” 514 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:48,402 “4 days before the press conference” 515 00:44:44,714 --> 00:44:46,421 I didn't know about the Apaches, Mario. 516 00:44:46,841 --> 00:44:49,629 Oh, Jacques! 517 00:44:50,386 --> 00:44:52,127 Let's get serious. 518 00:44:55,183 --> 00:44:56,218 Come on. Hurry! 519 00:44:56,225 --> 00:45:00,514 I don't understand, we could have afforded to take a cab. 520 00:45:01,606 --> 00:45:03,096 What's wrong with him? 521 00:45:04,692 --> 00:45:06,148 Let me try that... 522 00:45:07,946 --> 00:45:09,653 You are the best comedian in Mexico. 523 00:45:09,864 --> 00:45:11,571 May we enter, sir? 524 00:45:14,702 --> 00:45:16,488 Hello. 525 00:45:16,955 --> 00:45:18,741 You must be that Cantinflas guy? 526 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:20,864 Fabriqué en la France. 527 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:22,957 Nouveau, without a single repair. 528 00:45:22,961 --> 00:45:24,918 What is that? The Champs Elysées? 529 00:45:24,921 --> 00:45:26,878 This is Valentina, my wife. 530 00:45:26,881 --> 00:45:27,541 How do you do? 531 00:45:27,548 --> 00:45:28,379 Oh, no! 532 00:45:28,383 --> 00:45:31,671 Your dressing room is in the back. Please do not disturb... 533 00:45:33,096 --> 00:45:34,507 With pleasure! 534 00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:36,421 Asshole! 535 00:45:42,647 --> 00:45:45,639 Fabriqué en La France Champs Elysées. 536 00:45:45,650 --> 00:45:47,516 Oui, oui, oui. You bet. 537 00:45:56,369 --> 00:45:57,325 Oh, Mario! 538 00:45:57,954 --> 00:45:59,820 I told you so. 539 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:14,088 It's not that bad. 540 00:46:15,054 --> 00:46:16,965 Trash, Mr. Fustemberg! 541 00:46:16,973 --> 00:46:18,805 Medel treats us like trash! 542 00:46:18,808 --> 00:46:20,845 Since we got here, he constantly humiliates us! 543 00:46:21,019 --> 00:46:22,555 What do you want me to do? 544 00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:24,599 He is my artist! 545 00:46:25,648 --> 00:46:26,854 That's what they call a lot of ... 546 00:46:26,858 --> 00:46:27,893 ...artisans. 547 00:46:28,693 --> 00:46:29,808 What? 548 00:46:30,695 --> 00:46:31,810 He sent us to a storeroom. 549 00:46:31,988 --> 00:46:33,069 He changes the order of the acts... 550 00:46:33,364 --> 00:46:34,104 ...without notice! 551 00:46:34,115 --> 00:46:36,106 And he took our names off the marquee... 552 00:46:36,117 --> 00:46:37,858 ...to make his name bigger. 553 00:46:38,077 --> 00:46:39,863 And who packs the theater? 554 00:46:39,871 --> 00:46:40,861 You or Medel? 555 00:46:41,372 --> 00:46:42,612 But our act is good! 556 00:46:42,874 --> 00:46:46,492 Sure. That's why everybody comes to see Cantinflas. 557 00:46:47,378 --> 00:46:49,836 How can they come to see us if we get no billing! 558 00:46:50,673 --> 00:46:54,632 I'm not spending on publicity for perfect strangers. 559 00:46:55,011 --> 00:46:56,046 We have our audience. 560 00:46:56,429 --> 00:46:57,840 People who can't afford the admission. 561 00:46:58,765 --> 00:46:59,470 Is that what you think? 562 00:46:59,849 --> 00:47:00,680 All right! 563 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:03,933 I respect... All ideas are respectable... 564 00:47:03,936 --> 00:47:05,176 Be they... 565 00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:06,428 ...itty bitty or idiotic. 566 00:47:06,647 --> 00:47:07,512 What? 567 00:47:07,815 --> 00:47:08,976 Nothing. Nothing. 568 00:47:10,443 --> 00:47:11,558 Listen, clown! 569 00:47:12,487 --> 00:47:14,854 You'd better start thinking of other characters. 570 00:47:15,698 --> 00:47:18,030 I'm getting bored with this little bum! 571 00:47:23,456 --> 00:47:24,161 Damn it! 572 00:47:24,457 --> 00:47:26,619 Well. Why don't you talk to Mondragon? 573 00:47:26,876 --> 00:47:28,617 That would only make the problem worse. 574 00:47:28,628 --> 00:47:29,959 Then how about changing the character? 575 00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:32,204 Never! Cantinflas is Cantinflas! 576 00:47:32,215 --> 00:47:34,957 Mario, what we need is for people to come to see us. 577 00:47:34,967 --> 00:47:35,923 Do you have another one? 578 00:47:35,927 --> 00:47:37,088 No, I'm out. 579 00:47:40,848 --> 00:47:41,679 Do you want a newspaper? 580 00:47:43,768 --> 00:47:46,510 Cantinflas! What are you doing here? 581 00:47:47,230 --> 00:47:48,595 Well, we work here now. 582 00:47:49,065 --> 00:47:49,930 Great! 583 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,515 More or less. 584 00:47:51,859 --> 00:47:52,815 Nobody comes to see us. 585 00:47:53,194 --> 00:47:54,434 What do you expect? 586 00:47:55,196 --> 00:47:57,062 You have to announce it on the front page! 587 00:47:58,241 --> 00:48:00,107 Sure. With what dough? 588 00:48:00,535 --> 00:48:01,821 If you want, I can cry it out. 589 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:03,109 Really? 590 00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:04,494 Of course, my horse! 591 00:48:06,165 --> 00:48:09,032 Wait. Here goes! 592 00:48:10,086 --> 00:48:12,168 Coming soon! Don't miss it! 593 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,750 Who's that? 594 00:48:15,174 --> 00:48:16,756 A friend who's going to help us. 595 00:48:17,009 --> 00:48:18,465 Yeah? How? 596 00:48:19,971 --> 00:48:22,133 In the words of the poet, who never said a thing... 597 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,881 ...because he had no time... 598 00:48:23,891 --> 00:48:25,723 ...either we act like what we are... 599 00:48:25,726 --> 00:48:27,182 ...or like gentlemen. 600 00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:30,512 Sometimes I need a dictionary to understand you. 601 00:48:31,649 --> 00:48:32,889 People listening to me... 602 00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:36,022 I stand before you... 603 00:48:36,195 --> 00:48:37,651 ...and you across from me... 604 00:48:38,197 --> 00:48:41,030 And that is a truth that nobody can deny. 605 00:48:41,534 --> 00:48:42,148 And now I wonder... 606 00:48:42,869 --> 00:48:43,654 Why am I here? 607 00:48:44,203 --> 00:48:45,864 And my answer comes to me right away. 608 00:48:46,164 --> 00:48:49,577 I am here, because I am nowhere else! 609 00:48:49,584 --> 00:48:50,824 And because you called me. 610 00:48:51,002 --> 00:48:52,492 And if the people call me... 611 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,161 ...then the people must know why they did so. 612 00:49:02,054 --> 00:49:04,921 Unlike someone... 613 00:49:04,932 --> 00:49:06,843 ...who's name I do not wish to name... 614 00:49:07,226 --> 00:49:08,682 ...but I am looking at him... 615 00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:11,060 ...I don't represent any Union. 616 00:49:11,564 --> 00:49:13,180 And I don't represent any Union... 617 00:49:13,191 --> 00:49:14,898 ...because I alone represent myself. 618 00:49:15,318 --> 00:49:16,274 Because, as the saying goes... 619 00:49:16,694 --> 00:49:17,809 Better to be alone... 620 00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:19,481 ...than in bad company. 621 00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:28,991 And you may wonder... 622 00:49:28,998 --> 00:49:32,286 Is this tender youth, who looks so distinguished... 623 00:49:32,710 --> 00:49:34,496 ...with pleasing and regular features... 624 00:49:34,879 --> 00:49:36,995 ...able to bring the ship to safe harbor? 625 00:49:37,298 --> 00:49:39,335 Can he skirt all the dangers... 626 00:49:39,634 --> 00:49:41,250 ...along the route to happiness? 627 00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:43,672 Leaving us safe and sound? 628 00:49:44,847 --> 00:49:46,838 And this same fellow... 629 00:49:47,058 --> 00:49:48,219 ...who by the way... 630 00:49:48,226 --> 00:49:49,716 ...is yours truly... 631 00:49:49,727 --> 00:49:50,717 ...will answer you ... 632 00:49:51,187 --> 00:49:53,224 ...that despite my tender years... 633 00:49:53,231 --> 00:49:54,813 ...I am tough as nails. 634 00:49:55,024 --> 00:49:56,014 And above all... 635 00:49:56,567 --> 00:49:58,308 I want to do justice... 636 00:49:58,611 --> 00:50:01,069 ...and give the people what the people need. 637 00:50:10,831 --> 00:50:12,196 And I, unlike some others... 638 00:50:13,042 --> 00:50:14,328 ...I will give you bread! 639 00:50:14,835 --> 00:50:15,950 Lots of bread... 640 00:50:16,712 --> 00:50:18,794 ...not crumbs, as they have always given you! 641 00:50:23,636 --> 00:50:25,172 I don't want them around at all! 642 00:50:25,888 --> 00:50:27,595 I can't understand why you agreed to that! 643 00:50:27,974 --> 00:50:29,089 But Manuel. 644 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,216 I accepted because of union politicking! 645 00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:34,223 And you expect to compete with the Lirico Theater like that? 646 00:50:34,230 --> 00:50:35,095 The Follies... 647 00:50:35,106 --> 00:50:36,722 ...is not for the Tent Show crowd. 648 00:50:36,732 --> 00:50:38,814 What are you afraid of, Manuel? 649 00:50:40,778 --> 00:50:42,143 Afraid? 650 00:50:42,154 --> 00:50:43,565 I pity them! 651 00:52:20,086 --> 00:52:23,875 “3 days before the press conference” 652 00:55:13,342 --> 00:55:15,674 Churubusco Studios 653 00:55:15,678 --> 00:55:18,545 There's the rub, man! 654 00:55:18,722 --> 00:55:19,962 Damn it! Cut! 655 00:55:20,182 --> 00:55:21,172 Cut! 656 00:55:24,186 --> 00:55:26,928 Listen, Mario. I don't know how you're used to working, but here... 657 00:55:26,939 --> 00:55:29,055 ...you have to stick to the script! 658 00:55:29,316 --> 00:55:31,148 I only improvise to improve the dialogue. 659 00:55:31,527 --> 00:55:32,312 Why? 660 00:55:34,196 --> 00:55:35,652 Just do your job! 661 00:55:36,282 --> 00:55:37,022 Precisely. 662 00:55:37,032 --> 00:55:38,614 Not a word outside the script! 663 00:55:38,617 --> 00:55:40,278 Ready? Camera! 664 00:55:41,412 --> 00:55:42,026 Lights! 665 00:55:42,496 --> 00:55:44,328 Silence, please, everyone! 666 00:55:45,207 --> 00:55:50,247 “There's the rub”, Scene 21 take 7. And... 667 00:55:52,047 --> 00:55:52,957 Action! 668 00:55:53,757 --> 00:55:56,374 This man has been hiding behind a false name... 669 00:55:56,385 --> 00:55:58,046 ...and I will prove it. 670 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,138 Let's see, little man. 671 00:56:02,141 --> 00:56:03,552 What's your trade? 672 00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:04,720 A way with words. 673 00:56:05,519 --> 00:56:06,600 You're a fool! 674 00:56:06,604 --> 00:56:07,560 Don't insult me! 675 00:56:07,563 --> 00:56:08,678 Mr. Judge, I pro... 676 00:56:09,064 --> 00:56:10,771 Step outside, man! Step outside! 677 00:56:10,774 --> 00:56:12,685 It makes me mad, Mr. Judge. He insulted me 678 00:56:12,693 --> 00:56:14,275 And you are the big shot here... 679 00:56:14,278 --> 00:56:16,690 ...that you should have to... 680 00:56:16,697 --> 00:56:18,688 Step outside, man! Why don't you go outside? 681 00:56:18,699 --> 00:56:20,155 Let me leave, sir. 682 00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:22,321 You are right. Please excuse me. 683 00:56:22,536 --> 00:56:24,152 You are excused. 684 00:56:24,413 --> 00:56:26,529 Now answer the question! 685 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:27,655 Didn't I answer you already? 686 00:56:28,417 --> 00:56:29,703 What is your name? 687 00:56:29,710 --> 00:56:31,075 Alright. No need to yell. 688 00:56:31,253 --> 00:56:33,164 Which one do you want? The first one or the one after that? 689 00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:34,662 There you go! 690 00:56:34,673 --> 00:56:36,835 Yes, sir! And there's the rub! 691 00:56:36,842 --> 00:56:38,082 Let it be known... 692 00:56:38,093 --> 00:56:39,128 ...that this man... 693 00:56:39,136 --> 00:56:42,219 ...had a name first and another one after that. 694 00:56:43,474 --> 00:56:46,262 Members of the jury, you are informed... 695 00:56:46,268 --> 00:56:48,430 ...that this man has masqueraded as Cantinflas... 696 00:56:48,437 --> 00:56:49,802 ...to conceal his identity. 697 00:56:50,481 --> 00:56:51,767 You've got that backward, man! 698 00:56:51,774 --> 00:56:53,264 Cantinflas first... 699 00:56:53,275 --> 00:56:55,266 The thing is that, afterwards, you know? 700 00:56:55,277 --> 00:56:57,393 They look at you and this and that, you see? 701 00:56:57,404 --> 00:57:00,146 And a man has his feelings, so then Don Mario... 702 00:57:00,157 --> 00:57:01,522 That's what I said! 703 00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:03,695 Oh! All right! Sorry, old man. 704 00:57:03,702 --> 00:57:05,318 Who are you calling old man? 705 00:57:05,329 --> 00:57:06,114 Cut! 706 00:57:07,373 --> 00:57:08,363 Alright then. 707 00:57:08,374 --> 00:57:09,705 Let's cut for lunch. 708 00:57:09,708 --> 00:57:11,324 One hour everyone, please! 709 00:57:15,881 --> 00:57:17,588 If this little actor keeps this up... 710 00:57:17,591 --> 00:57:19,502 ...the movie will be a major flop! 711 00:57:20,177 --> 00:57:21,463 Relax, sir. 712 00:57:21,470 --> 00:57:22,881 I'm telling you! 713 00:57:22,888 --> 00:57:24,629 A huge flop! 714 00:57:44,743 --> 00:57:47,201 Jacques Gelman is a good friend of mine, Mario. 715 00:57:47,705 --> 00:57:49,821 And he is very interested in your career. 716 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,165 He wants to help you grow. 717 00:57:53,585 --> 00:57:55,121 I don't like to be exploited. 718 00:57:55,754 --> 00:57:58,166 What matters is to have control. 719 00:57:58,674 --> 00:58:00,506 I need complete creative freedom. 720 00:58:00,718 --> 00:58:02,334 You have the talent. 721 00:58:02,803 --> 00:58:04,214 I have the money. 722 00:58:04,847 --> 00:58:06,303 If we team up... 723 00:58:06,306 --> 00:58:07,671 ...Cantinflas will be... 724 00:58:07,891 --> 00:58:11,304 ...the biggest comedian on the continent. 725 00:58:14,857 --> 00:58:15,847 With total freedom? 726 00:58:15,858 --> 00:58:16,814 Of course! 727 00:58:18,193 --> 00:58:20,309 I guarantee a gold mine! 728 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:26,316 Alright, Jacques. 729 00:58:26,535 --> 00:58:27,866 And if a sacrifice is called for... 730 00:58:27,870 --> 00:58:30,157 ...| can always give up my share and take yours! 731 00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:34,703 “Neither Blood nor Sand” Scene 77 take 7! And... 732 00:58:39,256 --> 00:58:39,791 Action! 733 00:58:40,716 --> 00:58:41,922 Money is everything in life. 734 00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:43,416 Who told you that? 735 00:58:43,427 --> 00:58:44,292 What do you mean who? Life! 736 00:58:44,303 --> 00:58:45,964 What life? What do you know about life? 737 00:58:45,971 --> 00:58:46,676 Don't I? 738 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:47,795 You innocent babe. 739 00:58:47,806 --> 00:58:50,343 Life, mister, must be seized as... 740 00:58:50,726 --> 00:58:53,684 ...you know. Money, all things considered, of course ... 741 00:58:53,979 --> 00:58:56,971 Look, when I talk physiologically and dealing with a situation... 742 00:58:56,982 --> 00:58:58,814 ...we might call physiological. 743 00:58:59,318 --> 00:59:00,979 Because money as Spearshaker said... 744 00:59:00,986 --> 00:59:01,896 Who's Spearshaker? 745 00:59:01,904 --> 00:59:02,689 That's the one. 746 00:59:02,696 --> 00:59:03,686 Shakespeare! 747 00:59:03,697 --> 00:59:04,653 That was his cousin! The one from Toluca. 748 00:59:04,656 --> 00:59:06,238 What cousin from Toluca! Cutl! 749 00:59:07,534 --> 00:59:08,820 Now what! 750 00:59:08,827 --> 00:59:10,317 What's the matter? It was going fine! 751 00:59:10,329 --> 00:59:11,660 You don't know your lines, Mario! 752 00:59:11,830 --> 00:59:13,412 Obviously! That's the way I am! 753 00:59:13,582 --> 00:59:14,822 I can't work like that, Mario! 754 00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:17,495 I remind you that I'm in charge of this film. 755 00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:19,668 I leave nothing to improvisation! 756 00:59:20,380 --> 00:59:22,417 Can you imagine me improvising? 757 00:59:22,758 --> 00:59:24,248 We owe it all to the screenplay, Mario! 758 00:59:24,426 --> 00:59:27,214 Every word is there for a reason! 759 00:59:27,471 --> 00:59:30,259 And we can't go changing them at will! 760 00:59:31,308 --> 00:59:32,594 You're fired! 761 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,567 On the set of "The Unknown Policeman” 762 00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:44,685 Alright, now! 763 00:59:44,696 --> 00:59:46,812 Where the heck is my coffee? 764 00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:51,651 Mario, do you need anything? 765 00:59:51,662 --> 00:59:55,656 Here? Gabriel, is this is my light? 766 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:58,624 No. Over here? 767 00:59:58,627 --> 00:59:59,788 Let's get started. 768 00:59:59,795 --> 01:00:01,536 Ready, Mr. Figueroa? 769 01:00:01,547 --> 01:00:02,378 Yes, sir! 770 01:00:02,381 --> 01:00:03,371 Ready. Roll it! 771 01:00:03,632 --> 01:00:04,793 Rolling! 772 01:00:05,717 --> 01:00:06,752 Slate it! 773 01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:16,016 Action! 774 01:00:17,813 --> 01:00:19,520 At your service, chief ! 775 01:00:19,898 --> 01:00:23,766 Thus, Moreno joins the Major Leagues of entertainment... 776 01:00:23,777 --> 01:00:25,484 ...not only as a performer... 777 01:00:25,863 --> 01:00:27,649 ...but also as a director. 778 01:00:31,785 --> 01:00:34,277 What's wrong? Aren't you glad? 779 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:39,824 Yes. Of course I am. 780 01:00:40,711 --> 01:00:42,418 Our life has changed completely! 781 01:00:43,672 --> 01:00:44,457 Yes. 782 01:00:54,099 --> 01:00:55,430 What's the matter? 783 01:00:58,854 --> 01:00:59,559 Nothing. 784 01:00:59,563 --> 01:01:01,645 The more you work the less I have you. 785 01:01:02,691 --> 01:01:04,398 If you're not filming, you're on tour. 786 01:01:04,401 --> 01:01:05,857 And now with your appointment... 787 01:01:05,861 --> 01:01:07,693 ...to the Actors Guild... 788 01:01:07,696 --> 01:01:09,482 ...you spend all day at the office. 789 01:01:10,657 --> 01:01:11,738 There's the rub! 790 01:01:11,742 --> 01:01:13,107 It's not one thing or the other... 791 01:01:13,118 --> 01:01:14,825 Stop it already, Mario! 792 01:01:16,914 --> 01:01:18,075 I miss you. 793 01:01:19,416 --> 01:01:21,657 And every time I want to talk about us, you start fooling around. 794 01:01:22,836 --> 01:01:23,792 But Valita... 795 01:01:25,714 --> 01:01:27,500 My pretty Russian. 796 01:01:29,676 --> 01:01:31,087 You know I do it all for you. 797 01:01:35,515 --> 01:01:38,007 I don't know if I'm talking to you or to Cantinflas. 798 01:01:41,563 --> 01:01:42,928 I miss you, Mario. You! 799 01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:43,771 My husband! 800 01:01:44,942 --> 01:01:45,932 Not Cantinflas! 801 01:01:48,528 --> 01:01:49,939 How can you say that? 802 01:01:51,615 --> 01:01:52,821 You don't understand. 803 01:01:55,619 --> 01:01:57,576 I told you we shouldn't have moved to this house. 804 01:01:57,579 --> 01:01:58,068 It's huge! 805 01:01:58,413 --> 01:01:59,494 What am I going to do here? 806 01:01:59,873 --> 01:02:01,489 I'll feel even lonelier! 807 01:02:01,959 --> 01:02:03,370 No. Lonely? 808 01:02:05,879 --> 01:02:06,960 I'm afraid. 809 01:02:10,717 --> 01:02:11,548 Valita... 810 01:02:13,470 --> 01:02:14,551 I love you! 811 01:02:14,554 --> 01:02:16,170 I love you with all my heart! 812 01:02:17,849 --> 01:02:19,089 And we will be together always. 813 01:02:20,143 --> 01:02:21,053 Really? 814 01:02:21,728 --> 01:02:22,684 Always! 815 01:02:33,532 --> 01:02:34,647 I need to go. 816 01:02:35,659 --> 01:02:36,774 See you later. 817 01:02:47,170 --> 01:02:49,582 Mario, stop looking at your watch. 818 01:02:49,589 --> 01:02:51,079 They'll think you aren't comfortable. 819 01:02:52,134 --> 01:02:53,169 And they would be right. 820 01:02:53,176 --> 01:02:54,666 They are all scoundrels here. 821 01:02:56,221 --> 01:02:58,679 As leader of the Actors Guild... 822 01:03:03,061 --> 01:03:06,144 you have to be in good terms with the other union heads. 823 01:03:07,691 --> 01:03:08,772 I'm not suspicious of anybody... 824 01:03:09,192 --> 01:03:10,523 But I mistrust everybody, Jorge. 825 01:03:14,865 --> 01:03:16,481 Silence please! 826 01:03:17,659 --> 01:03:20,822 Fidel. It's an honor to raise this glass... 827 01:03:21,997 --> 01:03:27,458 ...and wish you a long life as head of the CTM! 828 01:03:28,712 --> 01:03:29,827 Cheers! 829 01:03:31,298 --> 01:03:32,880 Who's that dummy? 830 01:03:32,883 --> 01:03:34,169 One of Fidel's men. 831 01:03:36,011 --> 01:03:40,005 They say he's the next head of the Film Workers Union. 832 01:03:51,193 --> 01:03:53,150 Then we'll be screwed! 833 01:03:55,530 --> 01:03:56,190 Am I right? 834 01:04:51,211 --> 01:04:53,669 “2 days before the press conference” 835 01:05:11,648 --> 01:05:15,312 Moreno-Ivanova residence 836 01:05:32,252 --> 01:05:33,117 Valita! 837 01:05:49,436 --> 01:05:50,176 What's the matter? 838 01:05:52,397 --> 01:05:53,137 What happened? 839 01:05:53,398 --> 01:05:54,263 Where is the help? 840 01:05:54,274 --> 01:05:54,979 Aurora! 841 01:05:55,692 --> 01:05:57,899 I sent them away. I don't want to see anyone. 842 01:06:00,947 --> 01:06:03,279 Valita. How can I help you? 843 01:06:04,951 --> 01:06:06,316 Help me? 844 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,071 I needed you all this time! 845 01:06:12,792 --> 01:06:15,124 Especially today! I needed you today! 846 01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:16,876 We had assembly and... 847 01:06:17,047 --> 01:06:19,334 Gosh! The doctor's appointment! 848 01:06:22,344 --> 01:06:23,755 I forgot. 849 01:06:23,762 --> 01:06:25,127 Forgive me. 850 01:06:26,973 --> 01:06:28,338 What did he say? 851 01:06:31,102 --> 01:06:33,059 What did he tell you, Valita? 852 01:06:40,195 --> 01:06:40,650 That... 853 01:07:09,349 --> 01:07:10,965 This can't be! 854 01:07:10,976 --> 01:07:12,341 There must be a mistake! 855 01:07:12,352 --> 01:07:14,013 We can't have any children. 856 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,306 We can't! 857 01:08:11,161 --> 01:08:12,447 If I talk to you like this. 858 01:08:12,871 --> 01:08:14,828 In this paternal tone, like a father to a son... 859 01:08:14,831 --> 01:08:16,071 ...who has turned out to be a devil... 860 01:08:16,374 --> 01:08:19,833 Honestly, I am talking with no holds barred. 861 01:08:20,086 --> 01:08:21,872 Because you are a devil I have grown fond of... 862 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,166 ...a very charming devil... 863 01:08:23,173 --> 01:08:24,208 ...a really cool devil! 864 01:08:24,215 --> 01:08:25,421 Don't get me wrong... 865 01:08:25,425 --> 01:08:27,007 ...|I believe anything can be fixed. 866 01:08:27,302 --> 01:08:29,088 That's what I needed... 867 01:08:29,846 --> 01:08:31,883 A good soul like yours... 868 01:08:31,890 --> 01:08:33,551 ...so I could cry! 869 01:08:33,558 --> 01:08:38,098 Because one who can cry, is saved! 870 01:08:41,483 --> 01:08:42,973 Don't cry, man! 871 01:08:43,193 --> 01:08:45,184 Don't cry, my little devil! 872 01:08:45,195 --> 01:08:47,357 Can't you see that your tears burn? 873 01:08:47,364 --> 01:08:48,980 Don't cry, my little devil! 874 01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:50,355 Act like a man! 875 01:08:50,367 --> 01:08:51,857 Buck up! 876 01:08:51,868 --> 01:08:53,984 Or else you'll make me cry, too. 877 01:08:53,995 --> 01:08:55,406 Besides, what don't you understand? 878 01:08:55,413 --> 01:08:57,199 Why are you crying? 879 01:08:57,207 --> 01:08:58,447 Why don't you pull yourself together? 880 01:08:58,458 --> 01:09:01,871 Work. Work purifies! 881 01:09:01,878 --> 01:09:04,119 Have you ever worked? 882 01:09:04,130 --> 01:09:06,246 I've never worked, but I hope... 883 01:09:06,257 --> 01:09:08,123 ...to retire very soon. 884 01:09:09,177 --> 01:09:10,212 Cut and print! 885 01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:11,506 Very good! Very good! 886 01:09:13,056 --> 01:09:14,262 Are you sure you don't want another take? 887 01:09:14,265 --> 01:09:15,471 Not at all! What for? 888 01:09:15,475 --> 01:09:17,967 With Cantinflas and Don Andrés Soler... 889 01:09:17,977 --> 01:09:19,433 ...it's top notch, man! 890 01:09:19,979 --> 01:09:21,014 Right, guys? 891 01:09:21,272 --> 01:09:22,933 Yes! 892 01:09:24,359 --> 01:09:27,522 Mario! Everyone be here tomorrow at seven! 893 01:09:27,529 --> 01:09:30,271 Can someone remove my horns, please? 894 01:09:32,367 --> 01:09:34,074 Start without me tomorrow. I'll be a little late. 895 01:09:34,369 --> 01:09:35,154 Why? 896 01:09:35,578 --> 01:09:37,285 I'm godfather at a christening. 897 01:09:37,872 --> 01:09:39,078 How's Valentina doing? 898 01:09:41,126 --> 01:09:42,287 Down in the dumps! 899 01:09:42,293 --> 01:09:43,533 Excuse me. 900 01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:45,960 Well... 901 01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,376 This baptism comes at a bad time. 902 01:09:48,383 --> 01:09:49,999 I couldn't get out of it. 903 01:09:50,009 --> 01:09:51,499 Luckily we finished early today. 904 01:09:51,511 --> 01:09:53,172 Go take care of her, pamper her, surprise her. 905 01:09:53,930 --> 01:09:55,011 Thank you, Miguel. 906 01:09:55,014 --> 01:09:55,549 Alright. 907 01:09:57,559 --> 01:09:59,391 Ok, a word with the art department over here, please. 908 01:10:12,574 --> 01:10:16,488 National Actors Guild 909 01:10:23,793 --> 01:10:27,878 When I ran for representative of my fellow actors... 910 01:10:27,881 --> 01:10:30,794 ...they ask me what I would do to benefit the members. 911 01:10:32,051 --> 01:10:34,008 In our quest for transparency... 912 01:10:34,554 --> 01:10:37,717 ...we denounce the embezzlement and misuse of funds... 913 01:10:37,724 --> 01:10:39,089 ...done by... 914 01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:40,841 ...Salvador Carrillo... 915 01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:43,722 ...which left the country's film industry all tangled up. 916 01:10:43,730 --> 01:10:45,095 I won't stand for this! 917 01:10:45,106 --> 01:10:47,814 Shut up! Sit down! Order! 918 01:10:51,029 --> 01:10:52,360 Here and now... 919 01:10:53,031 --> 01:10:55,614 ...we propose the creation of a new union... 920 01:10:56,451 --> 01:11:01,491 ...to put an end to the private dealings of this band of thieves! 921 01:11:01,706 --> 01:11:04,789 Stop! This is intolerable! 922 01:11:04,792 --> 01:11:06,703 You're corrupt, Carrillo! 923 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,871 Third rate entertainer! 924 01:11:13,676 --> 01:11:14,586 Thief! 925 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,727 Order! Calm down! Order! 926 01:11:31,861 --> 01:11:33,568 They hit you where it hurts, man! 927 01:11:34,697 --> 01:11:35,903 We're with you, Mario! 928 01:11:35,907 --> 01:11:36,738 Thank you, Jorge. 929 01:11:36,741 --> 01:11:38,027 There's power in numbers. 930 01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:39,821 Do you want a steak? 931 01:11:40,578 --> 01:11:41,067 For your eye? 932 01:11:41,829 --> 01:11:43,035 Only if it's well done. 933 01:11:57,679 --> 01:11:58,714 Get ready, guys! 934 01:11:58,721 --> 01:12:00,007 Here they come! 935 01:12:09,857 --> 01:12:11,097 No, no! Don't shoot! 936 01:12:11,568 --> 01:12:12,478 What is it, Gabriel? 937 01:12:14,696 --> 01:12:15,777 It's “El Indio”! 938 01:12:24,872 --> 01:12:26,658 What's up, you sons of guns? 939 01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:29,783 Don't tell me you were going to have a shootout without me? 940 01:12:30,712 --> 01:12:32,043 Come in, com padre! 941 01:12:34,090 --> 01:12:38,926 President Avila Camacho asked the leaders to settle their differences ... 942 01:12:38,928 --> 01:12:40,965 ...through peaceful dialogue. 943 01:12:44,851 --> 01:12:46,012 However... 944 01:12:46,019 --> 01:12:49,933 ...Moreno organized a mass march which was joined by the workers... 945 01:12:49,939 --> 01:12:53,398 ...of Churubusco Studios and the Actors Guild... 946 01:13:16,215 --> 01:13:17,671 Celebrities such as... 947 01:13:18,009 --> 01:13:19,465 ...Miroslava Stern... 948 01:13:19,677 --> 01:13:21,509 ...Carito Granado, Jorge Mondragon... 949 01:13:21,804 --> 01:13:22,760 ...Emilio “Indio” Fernandez... 950 01:13:23,014 --> 01:13:23,879 ...Meche Barba... 951 01:13:23,890 --> 01:13:25,722 ...Agustin Insulsa, Mapy Cortez... 952 01:13:26,267 --> 01:13:28,508 ...Tito Guizar, Dolores del Rio... 953 01:13:29,062 --> 01:13:31,099 ...Ernesto Alonso, Fanny Kauffman “Vitola”... 954 01:13:31,648 --> 01:13:32,479 ...Gabriel Figueroa... 955 01:13:32,690 --> 01:13:34,681 ...Pedro Armendariz, Sofia Alvarez... 956 01:13:34,692 --> 01:13:35,727 ...Fernando Soto “Mantequilla”... 957 01:13:36,235 --> 01:13:38,146 ...Gloria Marin, Jorge Negrete... 958 01:13:38,655 --> 01:13:39,486 ...Maria Félix... 959 01:13:39,656 --> 01:13:42,023 ...Andrés Soler and Lupita Tovar joined this march. 960 01:13:48,956 --> 01:13:52,574 The March of Stars brought immediate results. 961 01:13:52,585 --> 01:13:56,544 The president supported the coexistence of both Unions... 962 01:13:56,547 --> 01:13:59,881 which meant the end of Salvador Carrillo's monopoly of power. 963 01:14:29,539 --> 01:14:33,157 Mario Moreno is getting a lot of attention from gossip columnists... 964 01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:36,080 ...since he has frequently been seen together with... 965 01:14:36,087 --> 01:14:40,081 ...Miroslava Stern, the star of the film... 966 01:14:50,601 --> 01:14:52,262 Don't listen to that nonsense! 967 01:14:53,396 --> 01:14:54,886 It's just work. 968 01:14:58,025 --> 01:14:59,311 Do you want sugar? 969 01:15:01,362 --> 01:15:05,230 “1 day before the press conference” 970 01:16:51,889 --> 01:16:53,254 Just look at this scene! 971 01:16:55,977 --> 01:16:58,765 The creme de la creme of Mexican cinema! 972 01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:05,688 I toast to Mario Moreno! 973 01:17:06,279 --> 01:17:07,269 Our Leader! 974 01:17:07,864 --> 01:17:09,980 The one who fights for the benefit others! 975 01:17:11,784 --> 01:17:13,366 My colleagues, I apologize. 976 01:17:14,036 --> 01:17:15,947 Clearly the gentleman is in no condition... 977 01:17:15,955 --> 01:17:17,161 I found you in the gutter, Mario! 978 01:17:18,165 --> 01:17:19,371 Don't you remember? 979 01:17:20,459 --> 01:17:21,449 I picked you up out of the mud! 980 01:17:22,962 --> 01:17:24,043 Don't you recognize me? 981 01:17:25,047 --> 01:17:26,128 Don't you recognize me? 982 01:17:26,132 --> 01:17:27,873 I heard you had a falling out with Manolin... 983 01:17:27,884 --> 01:17:29,170 ...but this is neither the time nor the place! 984 01:17:29,176 --> 01:17:30,166 When is the place? 985 01:17:30,177 --> 01:17:31,167 We"ll talk tomorrow. 986 01:17:31,178 --> 01:17:31,963 When is the time? 987 01:17:32,221 --> 01:17:33,302 We'll talk tomorrow. Do you need money? 988 01:17:33,806 --> 01:17:34,261 Money! 989 01:17:34,932 --> 01:17:35,512 Money! 990 01:17:35,516 --> 01:17:37,382 That's all you have, Mario. 991 01:17:37,393 --> 01:17:38,178 Money... 992 01:17:38,185 --> 01:17:39,971 ...your buildings, and your cars... 993 01:17:39,979 --> 01:17:41,185 ...and your ranches! 994 01:17:41,188 --> 01:17:42,019 But, you know what? 995 01:17:42,023 --> 01:17:42,854 We"ll talk tomorrow. 996 01:17:43,107 --> 01:17:45,064 There's something I have that you never will! 997 01:17:45,234 --> 01:17:46,395 What's that? 998 01:17:48,112 --> 01:17:49,022 Children! 999 01:17:53,034 --> 01:17:55,696 So keep your damn money! 1000 01:18:04,503 --> 01:18:06,039 Let the party continue! 1001 01:18:06,047 --> 01:18:07,128 You know him 1002 01:18:07,131 --> 01:18:08,212 Let the party continue! 1003 01:18:33,950 --> 01:18:36,908 Thanks. Thanks. 1004 01:18:36,911 --> 01:18:39,152 Don Mario, a pleasure! 1005 01:18:48,839 --> 01:18:50,295 A photo! 1006 01:18:54,303 --> 01:18:56,044 I'm telling you... 1007 01:18:56,055 --> 01:18:59,468 ...If I see your brother-in-law here, I'll have him thrown out! 1008 01:19:01,018 --> 01:19:03,225 I don't think he gives a hoot about your mural! 1009 01:19:04,855 --> 01:19:06,471 You're on his side? 1010 01:19:08,234 --> 01:19:09,520 Tell me... 1011 01:19:10,444 --> 01:19:13,061 Valentina, so nice to see you. 1012 01:19:13,072 --> 01:19:13,903 How are you? 1013 01:19:14,198 --> 01:19:15,905 Mario, are you ready for the inauguration? 1014 01:19:15,908 --> 01:19:16,898 As always! 1015 01:19:16,909 --> 01:19:17,990 And you? 1016 01:19:19,036 --> 01:19:20,276 Take it easy, Mario. 1017 01:19:20,287 --> 01:19:22,369 They are ready to cut the ribbon. 1018 01:19:29,088 --> 01:19:31,170 Ladies and gentlemen... 1019 01:19:31,590 --> 01:19:35,049 ...we are here to inaugurate this mural. 1020 01:20:29,065 --> 01:20:30,521 Valentina! Where are you going? 1021 01:20:30,524 --> 01:20:32,515 Let me go! I don't want to stay here! 1022 01:20:32,526 --> 01:20:34,108 Wait! Where are you going? 1023 01:20:34,111 --> 01:20:35,101 Let me take you home. 1024 01:20:35,112 --> 01:20:35,977 No, no! You don't understand! 1025 01:20:36,489 --> 01:20:38,821 I don't want to be with you anymore! 1026 01:20:38,824 --> 01:20:40,861 I can't. I don't know you. 1027 01:20:41,410 --> 01:20:42,366 But I'm the same. 1028 01:20:44,455 --> 01:20:45,945 Look at you! 1029 01:20:45,956 --> 01:20:48,869 Look! Look at that mural! 1030 01:20:51,087 --> 01:20:52,418 Whose side are you on? 1031 01:20:53,547 --> 01:20:55,504 You're surrounded by unscrupulous people! 1032 01:20:56,217 --> 01:20:58,049 And you are the worst! 1033 01:20:58,886 --> 01:21:00,593 You betray the one who loves you! 1034 01:21:01,597 --> 01:21:02,883 Valita... 1035 01:21:02,890 --> 01:21:03,345 Let go of me!I 1036 01:22:00,447 --> 01:22:02,279 I've had it up to here with you! 1037 01:22:03,117 --> 01:22:03,982 I can't take it anymore! 1038 01:22:05,995 --> 01:22:06,655 I can't take it anymore! 1039 01:22:15,629 --> 01:22:17,085 What am I saying? 1040 01:22:17,548 --> 01:22:19,004 What am I doing! 1041 01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:23,501 What am I saying? 1042 01:24:36,562 --> 01:24:38,223 Put it here man. 1043 01:25:08,635 --> 01:25:10,091 There's the rub, man! 1044 01:26:02,398 --> 01:26:03,479 Thank you for coming. 1045 01:26:05,484 --> 01:26:06,645 What's all this? 1046 01:26:08,195 --> 01:26:09,651 My way of telling you I'm back. 1047 01:26:11,156 --> 01:26:12,772 And this time it's for good. 1048 01:26:17,663 --> 01:26:20,371 If you screw up and own up... 1049 01:26:20,374 --> 01:26:22,581 ...it shows courage to shoulder the blame. 1050 01:26:23,419 --> 01:26:24,750 And there's the rub. 1051 01:26:31,343 --> 01:26:33,254 What do you think of that, babe? 1052 01:26:34,513 --> 01:26:36,254 How long will you be away? 1053 01:26:37,224 --> 01:26:38,214 As long as you wish, Valita. 1054 01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,722 Because this time, you're coming with me! 1055 01:26:48,235 --> 01:26:52,320 I won't shoot a single scene, unless you're by my side. 1056 01:26:58,662 --> 01:27:00,448 My pretty Russian! 1057 01:27:10,424 --> 01:27:12,415 I'm going to ask two things of you. 1058 01:27:14,303 --> 01:27:16,010 No "Cantinflas-ing" in English. 1059 01:27:16,013 --> 01:27:17,879 Very well, my love! 1060 01:27:20,809 --> 01:27:22,220 And pamper me a lot. 1061 01:27:22,603 --> 01:27:23,559 I promise! 1062 01:27:24,313 --> 01:27:24,723 All the time! 1063 01:27:34,948 --> 01:27:38,782 Around The World in 80 days 1064 01:29:43,535 --> 01:29:45,492 There's the rub, man! 1065 01:29:46,830 --> 01:29:48,116 Golden Globes 1066 01:32:39,795 --> 01:32:42,287 Estanislao Schilinsky ended his days in the "Actors Home"... 1067 01:32:42,297 --> 01:32:44,584 ...founded by Mario Moreno. 1068 01:32:50,639 --> 01:32:54,633 Miguel M. Delgado directed 139 films, including almost all of Cantinflas'. 1069 01:32:57,354 --> 01:33:00,847 Jaques Gelman Produced many of Cantinflas' films. 1070 01:33:00,857 --> 01:33:03,315 He amassed a large art collection... 1071 01:33:03,318 --> 01:33:05,730 ...which is on exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of New York... 1072 01:33:10,951 --> 01:33:13,192 Around the world in 80 days won 5 Oscars... 1073 01:33:13,203 --> 01:33:16,036 ...including Best Picture... 1074 01:33:16,039 --> 01:33:19,122 ...the highest award a Producer can win. 1075 01:33:23,046 --> 01:33:26,164 Mike Todd and Liz Taylor married in 1957, in Acapulco, 1076 01:33:26,174 --> 01:33:32,170 Mario was their witness. 1077 01:33:34,307 --> 01:33:36,298 Mike Todd died a year later. 1078 01:33:36,309 --> 01:33:43,557 His plane, the "Lucky Liz" crashed in March of 1958 1079 01:33:48,864 --> 01:33:52,903 Valentina died in 1966. 1080 01:33:52,909 --> 01:33:58,279 Mario was with his wife until the end. 1081 01:33:59,124 --> 01:34:02,708 Mario Moreno continued making films all of his life. 1082 01:34:02,711 --> 01:34:05,373 Always as Cantinflas. 1083 01:34:05,380 --> 01:34:10,045 He died in 1993. 1084 01:38:27,892 --> 01:38:28,848 Cutl! 1085 01:38:29,352 --> 01:38:29,887 It's a wrap! 1086 01:38:30,436 --> 01:38:31,267 Perfect! 69202

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