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>> whatever you're selling, we

Don't want any.

>> argit: You got a real nice

Castle here.

It'd be a shame if anything

Happened to it.

>> what are you talking about?

>> argit: Your home.

Your hearth.

Your cache of priceless alien

Technology.

>> if you know about that, you

Also know that the

Forever knights are not to be

Trifled with.

>> argit: I'd never trifle with

You guys.

In fact, I'm here to help.

I'm selling insurance -- piece

Of mind.

For just $100,000 a month, I can

Guarantee that this castle won't

Ll down.

>> is that some sort of

Half-baked threat?

>> argit: Oh, it's a fully-baked

Promise.

How do you like that?

I put out the hand of

Friendship, and you pull out the

Sword of not friendship.

All of this could've been

Avoided.

Tell your friends!

>> wow, ben, looks like quite a

Big turnout from your fans, the

Wanna-bens.

>> ben: Thanks, chet, but the

Real fans prefer to be called

"ben addicts."

>> gwen: He put the "dumb" in

Stardom.

>> kevin: Fame turns everybody

Into a nimrod.

>> hey, hey, hey, hey, no

Pushing.

Pick that up!

Stay in line!

What, were you raised in a barn?

>> ben: Here you go.

One for you.

And you.

Oh, not forgetting you.

>> some say charity events like

This are a poor apology for the

Damage caused by your various

Battles.

>> ben, ben, ben, ben, ben, ben!

>> ben: Um, why don't you ask me

About the delicious flavors that

Mr. Smoothy has for ben 10 month

Instead?

What?!

>> um...

I-I'm your biggest fan.

But, you know, after all the

Hype, the alien x smoothy was a

Real disappointment.

Kind of tastes like filler.

>> viewers are concerned about

The destruction that seems to

Follow in your wake.

>> ben: Destruction? Me?

That's crazy talk.

The idea that I'm some sort of

Trouble magnet is...

Um...

Ah, nuts.

There's a door right there!

>> gwen: If you're done with

Your interview...

>> ben: For the record, this is

A total coincidence.

>> spidermonkey: Spidermonkey!

It's a hero time.

>> kevin: Give it a rest, will

Ya?

>> gwen: Just to be sure we're

Seeing the same thing, are the

Forever knights stealing a

Smoothy machine?

>> kevin: Thirsty?

>> it says ben 10 flavors.

I only count nine souvenir cups.

>> spidermonkey: Hey, I was

Gonna ask the store if I could

Have that!

>> ohh!

>> spidermonkey: Thank you!

Yes, I am amazing.

>> fight!

If we return to our master

Without the object of our quest,

It means our lives!

>> kevin:

>> agh!

>> gwen:

>> kevin:

>> we have our prize!

Forever knights...

Run away!

>> spidermonkey: I, uh, really

Appreciate all the attention,

But this is not the best time.

>> gwen: Could you try and take

This a little more seriously?

>> spidermonkey: Right.

That's a wrap!

>> kevin: Teleport beam?

That's new.

>> gwen: Really?

That's what grabs your

Attention -- not that they just

Stole a smoothy machine?

>> ben: And the collectible

Cups.

>> gwen: Nobody cares about your

Cups.

What's next?

>> ben: We need intel.

We need someone smart, totally

In the know, and wired into the

Alien underground.

We need the best.

>> jimmy, your friends are here!

who wants cookies?

>> kevin: She offered.

I'm being polite.

>> forever knights, huh?

I thought you were gonna ask me

About the trans-fat conspiracy.

The government wants us to get

Fat so they can sell us new

Clothes, only in a larger size.

>> gwen: Maybe later.

>> I also think the toon channel

Purposely makes one really bad

Episode of "sumo slammers" every

Season to get us to buy more

Toys.

>> ben: Wait.

I bought a goat action figure!

>> kevin: Okay, nerds, I'm out

Of cookies.

What about the forever knights?

>> I know they've been acting

Weird for a couple weeks now.

Here they are robbing a pizza

Place, then two days ago,

Benny's burritos.

>> gwen: They've stolen before.

What's odd about that?

>> they didn't touch the money.

They only stole pizza and

Burritos.

>> kevin: Burritos?

Weird all right.

>> gwen: Why don't we just ask

Them what's going on?

>> ben: The forever knights

Operate in absolute secrecy.

To get in contact with one of

Their leaders would take --

>> james, old friend, I'm sorry,

But you've picked an ill time to

Chat.

>> gwen: Foreverduke838?

>> he's awesome at craft of war.

We dominate all of earth.

>> sire, we must flee!

The beast attacks!

Our battlements crumble around

Us!

>> james, I must go. Do not --

>> whoa.

>> ben: We'll need an address,

Jimmy.

>> gwen: This is the place, all

Right.

>> kevin: Was the place.

>> ben: Someone's destroying the

Forever knights.

>> kevin: I like it better when

I drive.

>> gwen: Shh!

Go ahead, jimmy.

>> it turns out another castle

Was knocked down last month.

They say they were remodeling.

Yeah, right.

>> jimmy, are you ready for

Gymnastics class?

>> I'm not going to gymnastics

Class!

I'm trying to help solve a

Mystery!

>> young man, you will do a

Healthy physical activity at

Least four days a week or no

Computer.

Do you understand?

>> mom!

>> gwen: I'll get him back.

>> ben: Don't bother.

We're here.

>> gwen: So, stealth is out.

>> ben: We aren't any good at

Stealth anyway.

>> jetray: Jetray!

>> kevin:

>> argit: Guys!

>> kevin: Argit?

>> argit: Put down the hardware,

Boys.

These are my friends.

Go clean my room.

It's a pigsty in there.

Great to see you, guys.

Nice digs, huh?

>> gwen: I hate to ask this

Twice in one day, but are you

Guys seeing...

>> jetray: Yes. Yes, we are.

>> argit:

>> kevin: All right, argit,

What's the scam?

>> argit: Scam?

Oh, I'm -- I'm hurt.

Deeply hurt that an old friend

Like you would think badly of

Me, especially after I've gone

To all the trouble of collecting

The money I owe you.

>> kevin: Hello, beautiful.

>> gwen: Kevin!

>> kevin: Right -- there's got

To be a catch.

Look, you know I love money more

Than anything in the world.

>> gwen: What did you say?

>> kevin: Almost anything in the

World, but you'd better start

Telling me what's really going

On here.

And I mean right now!

>> argit: You don't want to take

That approach with me.

>> kevin: Why not?

You're overdue for a beating.

Agh!

>> argit: Kevin, meet my new

Best buddy, andreas.

>> kevin:

A little help here!

>> gwen: Why don't you get your

Money to help you?

>> jetray: Okay, that's enough.

Unh!

Unh!

>> kevin:

>>

>> gwen: Unh!

>> argit: Stop! Please stop!

You're scaring him!

>> jetray: We're scaring him?!

>> argit: Easy, big guy.

It's okay. They're good friends.

Friends!

>>

>> kevin: Unh!

>> friends?

>> argit: Yeah, friends.

No one's gonna hurt you.

It's okay.

>> kevin: I feel like I was in a

Paint mixer.

>> argit: I found him a few

Weeks ago.

Poor guy didn't know which way

Was up.

Now we're best buds.

>> argit is andreas' friend.

>> argit: Andreas moves through

Rock like we walk through air.

And he can make earthquakes.

>> uncataloged dna acquired.

>> argit: Ben's a friend, too,

Andreas.

>> ben: Not if you're doing what

I think you're doing.

>> argit: And what's that, smart

Guy?

>> kevin: Making the

Forever knights work for you.

>> argit: Making them? No.

They chose to work for me so

Nothing bad happens to their

Nice castles.

I'm providing a service.

>> gwen: This is totally wrong.

Zou're using poor andreas!

>> argit: He can leave whenever

He wants.

I couldn't stop him if I tried.

But he likes it here with me.

>> kevin: You're a dirtbag.

Just because somebody's dumb

Enough to trust you, I --

>> argit: Do you mean andreas or

You?

>> kevin: You know what a

Concrete fist tastes like?

>> argit: Face it, kev.

No one can match up against my

Big buddy -- not the knights,

Not you.

How about a smoothy for the

Road.

That's a hint.

I'm telling you to get out of my

Castle.

>> ben: Yeah, we got that.

>> argit: Hey.

What's your damage, lunkhead?

Nobody barges into my castle.

>> your castle?

So, this is your castle, is it?

>> argit: It sure is.

Who the heck are you?

>> I am sir dagonet.

>> argit: What's your angle?

>> my angle?

You mistake me, vermin.

>> argit: Now, w-wait a minute,

Big fella.

Let's not get hasty.

>> I, sir dagonet, am here to

Restore the honor of the

Forever knights, which you have

Sullied with your alien filth.

>> kevin: Shouldn't have sullied

Him, man.

>> I bring you our justice and

Righteous anger.

You will be thrown in chains and

Taken to the forever king's

Dungeon for your inquisition.

>>

>> argit: So, bottom line, you

Want me to stop being king of

This castle and instead go live

In a dungeon?

Yeah, I'm gonna say "no,

Thanks."

See, all these knights in here,

They work for me.

Now you come in here and you try

To tell me what to do?

I say, you and what army?

>> knights!

>> ben: That army.

I'm saved!

Thank goodness you're here.

>> what?

>> argit: These guys are

Controlling a monster to take

Over your territory, and they

Made me the patsy, putting me on

A throne and forcing me to wear

This ridiculously soft and

Luxurious robe to make it look

Like I'm the one in charge.

>> both: What?

>> kevin: If you think anyone's

Dumb enough to believe that --

>> argit: I hope you didn't mind

My act.

I had to be rude with you in

Front of the -- you know, the

Masterminds.

But I was s-so happy to see you

Striding in.

>> were you?

>> argit: I can't believe they

Sent you, sir dagonet, the

Greatest warrior ever born.

I totally knew who you were.

I mean, who doesn't?

We're pals now, right?

Ugh!

This is so nuts!

I'm the victim here!

>> though I find you loathsome

And would gladly slay you if I

Came upon you in the woods, you

And your compatriots shall have

Your day in front of the high

Inquisitor.

>> argit: Hey, wait.

W-what's gonna happen to

Andreas?

>> the monster?

We're forever knights.

We slay monsters.

>> argit: You can't do that to

My meal ticket.

I mean my friend.

>> ben: Do any of your schemes

Ever work?

>> argit: Hello -- my scheme

Saved your lives.

If you guys had busted into

Action when

Knighty mcknighterson came in,

We'd all be dead.

>> kevin: I think I still have

One of your quills in my butt.

>> gwen: Ohh.

I'm surprised your money didn't

Protect you.

>> kevin: Is she ever gonna drop

That?

>> ben: Nope, never.

>> kevin: Ugh!

>> argit: Hey, stop arguing and

Get us out of here.

You don't want to be

Inquisitioned, do you?

>> kevin: Not our problem.

You're the one who knocked down

Their castles.

>> argit: Forever knights hate

Everything alien.

That includes you guys.

After they kill andreas, we're

Next.

>> gwen: They're doing what?

>> argit: Yeah, yeah, dagonet

Said they're gonna execute him

Summarily, and that's the worst kind.

We have to save him!

Please!

He's my best friend.

>> ben: No one's killing anyone.

>> uh!

>> kevin: After you.

>> gwen: Sure you don't want to

Hold the door for your money?

>> ben: Come on.

>> argit.

>> in accordance with

Forever knight law, any alien

Who dares to set foot or claw or

Pseudopod upon our planet shall

Be executed.

The charges are as follows.

>> ben: For once argit wasn't

Lying.

They're planning to shoot

Andreas.

>> gwen: Well, I've got other

Plans.

>> kevin: Where do you think

You're going?

>> argit: I was scouting our

Escape route, taking point.

That's the most dangerous

Position, you know.

Look, andreas had a great run,

But no one lives forever.

And we'll always remember him in

Our hearts.

>> kevin: You're coming with us,

And you can stay on point.

>> argit: Aah!

Ugh!

>> the space vermin.

>> argit: Hi, guys.

Remember all the fun we had with

The smoothy machine and

Everything?

You wouldn't shoot me, right?

>> swampfire: Swampfire!

I don't think so.

>> you're nice.

Andreas sorry for shaking you.

>> kevin: Uhh!

All right, buddy.

>> gwen: Aah!

>> kevin: This way, big fella.

>> justice shall be carried out.

>> argit: No, no.

Scaring him is a bad idea.

And shooting me is a worse idea.

>> aah!

>> gwen: Wah!

>> ruined.

But there's still a way to use

It to kill the beast.

>> kevin: That thing's set on

Self-destruct.

We need to clear out of here.

>> gwen: He's scared.

How do you stop him?

>> argit: Stop him?

I just let him go until he

Knocks the building down.

Then I give him a burrito.

>> gwen: Ugh.

You are so helpful.

>> knights, to me.

There's no escape for the

Guilty.

The sentence will be carried out

On all of you.

>> swampfire: You guys go.

I'll wrap up the cannon in vines

To muffle the explosion.

>> argit: Good idea.

Ben can stay.

>> kevin: Won't matter.

The discharge from the cannon's

Ar-9 power cell will take out

Five square miles.

>> argit: I'll bet andreas could

Absorb the whole thing.

>> gwen: No.

>> argit: He's a big boy.

Let him decide.

Andreas, can you hold that bomb

Real tight?

Can you suck up the explosion?

>> argit save andreas.

Now andreas save argit and new

Friends.

>> gwen: Ben, we can't let him

Do that.

>> swampfire: We can't let

Everyone for five square miles

Be killed, either.

>> argit: O-oh, no!

I lost everything.

Do you know how much money I had

In there?

>> kevin: He trusted you.

He loved you.

And what did you do?

You used him.

You used his feelings for you,

And...

Now he's gone.

>> argit: Sometimes I just don't

Get you, kevin.

None of you.

>> gwen: No, you wouldn't.

>> kevin: Andreas set up

Countervibrations that absorbed

Most of the blast.

He saved us.

>> ben: He saved everyone.

>> it hurts.

>> aggregor: I'll make you all

Better.

Four down and one to go.

Then the fun begins.