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Who are you to challenge the might of ssserpent?

>> ben: I'm a deputized agent of

The plumbers.

You're breaking your parole.

>> and you think you possess the

Power to ssstop me?

>> ben: Yep. Kinda do.

>> four arms: Four arms!

Oh.

Didn't even know that was still

In there.

>> you will be my evening snack.

>> four arms: Nope.

Strike two.

>> [ grunting ]

We appear to be at sssomething

Of a ssstandoff.

>> four arms: I don't really

"sssee" it that way.

>> [ raspy voice ] I'd like to

Go home now...Please-se-se.

[ helicopter blades whirring ]

>> ben tennyson.

What a marvelous fight.

You're even more impressive in

Person.

I'm oliver, world-famous

Video-game producer, and I want

To be in business with you,

Ben 10.

We're going to make you the star

Of your own video game.

>> ben: Oh, man!

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[ tires squeal ]

[ engine shuts off ]

[ car doors slam ]

>> gwen: You are unbelievable!

>> ben: You'll never guess what

Happened to me today.

>> kevin: What?

I try and teach you to drive,

And now I'm the bad guy?

>> gwen: You are the worst

Teacher ever.

>> kevin: If you want to be mad

At me, fine, but don't take it

Out on the car.

>> ben: So, I'm fighting

Ssserpent, right?

And after I clean his clock --

>> kevin: Look, gwen, you have

To treat a car like you treat a

Woman.

>> gwen: Go on.

>> kevin: No.

I sense I've made a mistake of

Some kind.

>> ben: I'm going to be in a

Video game -- the "ben 10" video

Game.

>> gwen: You never stop

Criticizing and doing that

Breathing thing.

>> kevin: I'm breathing wrong?

>> gwen: Ugh, you know what I

Mean -- that thing where it

Sounds like you're breathing,

But it really means that I

Disappointed you somehow.

>> kevin: [ sighs ]

>> gwen: Cut it out!

>> kevin: Oh, come on, gwen.

Don't pout.

>> ben: As if anyone could be

Unhappy on the day I get my own

Video game.

[ pshh! Thwack! Pshh! Thwack!]

>> kevin: Come on.

Kinda cute, right?

>> gwen: Kinda disgusting.

Are those spit wads?

>> kevin: To be fair, spit wads

Wash out.

That gigantic dent you put in my

Front bumper --

>> ben: Okay. Time-out.

I've got an idea.

I've got my license.

I'll teach her.

>> kevin: That's a bad idea.

>> ben: Then it's settled.

>> gwen: You'll take me driving?

>> ben: Later.

Now I have to go get scanned for

My video game.

>> kevin: What video game?

>> okay, ben tennyson.

Are you ready for your close-up?

>> ben: Sure.

What kind of game is it going to

Be?

Platform, handheld, or p.C.?

Uh, fps? Rpg?

No wait -- an mmo?

>> kevin: [ coughs ] dork.

>> before we can make any kind

Of game, we have to scan your

Movements into the computer.

The suit you're wearing will

Help us with that.

>> ben: So whatever I do will be

In the game?

>> whatever all of your

Transformations do.

>> ben: Then what are we waiting

For?

>> humongousaur: Humongousaur!

Ooh! Aah! Mm-hmm! Ha!

[ keys clacking ]

I haven't even used this move

Yet.

You can put this one in the

Game.

Ya-yah!

>> let us stick to your actual

Moves.

We want this to be as realistic

As we can make it.

>> kevin: It's like a big, nerdy

Traffic accident.

I shouldn't look, but I can't

Turn away.

>> humongousaur: Uh...One of my

Balls fell off.

>> that's okay.

Try another transformation.

>> nanomech: Nanomech!

>> are you invisible?

>> nanomech: No. I'm down here.

>> kevin: The little guy?

Lame.

>> ben, the transformation is

Too small.

We can't get a decent scan.

>> nanomech: Oh. Okay.

Um...How about...

>> jetray: Jetray!

Did you know as jetray I can

Shoot out of my eyes and my

Tail?

>> you're already famous, but

When we're done, you'll be

Famous and rich.

[ keys clacking ]

>> harangue: Did you get it?

>> yes, sir, mr. Harangue --

Everything you need to destroy

Ben tennyson.

>> gwen: Am I doing okay?

Should I stay in this gear, or

Should I downshift?

>> wonder what my game will be

Like.

I hope it's like "sumo slammers

4: Tournament edition."

I wonder if my game will get a

Sequel.

Wonder what the sequel will be

Like.

[ tires screech ]

Go a little easier on the

Brakes, gwen.

Forget what I said.

Go, go, go!

[ tires squeal ]

>> gwen: First to second, second

To third.

>> spidermonkey: Spidermonkey!

>> gwen: [ gasps ]

[ tires squeal ]

>> spidermonkey: Keep it steady,

Gwen!

>> gwen: I'm trying.

>> spidermonkey: And keep your

Hands at the 10:00 and 2:00

Positions.

Oh, that's going to be a

Problem.

[ tires squealing ]

>> gwen: Road work ahead.

>> spidermonkey: Brakes. Brakes!

[ engine revs ]

>> spidermonkey: No, the other

One!

[ screeches ]

Maybe it can stop spidermonkey,

But it won't stop chromastone.

>> swampfire: Swampfire!

...Was not who I was going for.

I can still make this work.

>> gwen: Ben, what should we do?

>> swampfire: I got nothin'.

swampfire: Great.

Innocent bystanders.

>> jetray: Jetray!

>> gwen: Right behind you.

[ tires screech ]

[ engine shuts off ]

[ groans ]

[ engine sputters ]

[ tires squeal ]

>> jetray: I gotcha.

[ grunts ]

>> gwen: You okay?

>> ben: I'm confused.

Why would that thing attack me,

Counter every one of my moves,

And then go after someone else?

>> harangue: ...Before running

Away?

The stalker was winning.

Why did you recall it?

>> it mistook a minivan for

Ben's car.

Its automatic control settings

Aren't smart enough.

>> harangue: Then don't set it

On auto.

Let me drive.

>> kevin: Done with your little

Lesson?

Good. Something you need to see.

>> harangue: Tonight on

"the harangue nation,"

Exclusive footage of ben 10's

Latest rampage.

This carnage is typical of the

Destruction he leaves

Everywhere he goes.

Well, I say it's time to stop

Him.

I've spent $14 million of my

Own money to make sure that the

Menace of ben 10 is stopped.

I'm calling you out, ben 10.

>> gwen: Kind of a coincidence

With the robot today.

>> ben: There's no way some tv

Blowhard like harangue could be

Behind a robot like that.

>> gwen: But how else could he

Have gotten that video footage?

He must have had a camera on the

Robot.

>> ben: Robot shmobot.

Don't you have a test to take?

>> gwen: Test?

>> ben: Good luck.

>> uh, ms. Tennyson?

My name is mr. Webb.

I'll be administering your

Driving test today.

>> gwen: Uh, hello.

>> now, if you're feeling

Nervous, don't be.

It could be a lot worse.

>> gwen: How?

>> well, you could be me.

[ laughs ]

You only have to go through this

Once today.

I have to do this all day long.

[ laughs ]

That was a little joke, there,

Just to kind of break the

Tension.

>> gwen: Okay.

>> well, let's start the car,

Huh, and pull carefully into

Traffic.

>> gwen: [ exhales deeply ]

[ engine turns over, revs ]

>> you're doing just fine,

Ms. Tennyson.

Now, if you -- if you could,

Please, just parallel park

Between those two cars there.

Uh, that was fine, ms. Tennyson.

Now, I-if you -- if you could,

Just...Get away from here!

[ tires squeal ]

[ engine revs ]

>> gwen: Sorry.

>> no, no. That was good.

You signaled before you dodged

The...Laser.

>> harangue: Tennyson...

Come out, come out, wherever you

Are.

>> ben: I love the idea of

Having online co-op in my video

Game, but there's only one me.

Would it be weird to have

Multiple bens running around?

>> are you gonna sign my

Petition or not?

[ explosion ]

>> cannonbolt: Cannonbolt!

>> I-I think I've seen enough,

Ms. Tennyson.

If you could just turn on

Around and take me back to the

Motor-vehicles building --

No, no! No!

No-o-o-o!

[ screams ]

[ gasps ]

I'm sorry.

>> harangue: There he is.

>> cannonbolt: [ grunting ]

It's like it's ready for

Everything.

[ grunts ]

>> big chill: Big chill!

But are you ready for this?

And, yes, he was.

[ tires screech ]

>> uh, ms. Tennyson?

Yeah, I need a ride back to the

Dmv.

>> gwen: I'll take you back as

Soon as I --

>> not from you.

I just want to borrow your phone

So I can call a cab.

>> big chill: I can't have much

Power left in the ultimatrix,

But I should have enough for one

More try.

>> lodestar: Lodestar!

Can't magnetize him?

What's it made of?

[ grunting ]

[ grunting ]

>> gwen: [ grunts ]

>> ben: [ grunts ]

>> harangue: Beat you.

You can't escape, tennyson.

You can't escape justice.

but you had him.

>> harangue: I know that,

Pinhead, but every time I fight

Tennyson, my ratings break

Records.

I should have done this during

Sweeps.

>> the longer you draw this out,

The better chance he has to

Figure out how to beat the

Stalker.

>> harangue: His time runs out

Tomorrow.

It'll be the television event of

The century -- the end of

Ben 10, live.

More exclusive footage of

Ben 10 on the rampage.

Reckless disregard for people,

Easily the most dangerous man

In the world.

Worse, our kids are emulating

Him.

That's why I've spent

$36 million of my own money to

Put a stop to it.

Tomorrow night, ben 10.

8:00 p.M. Washington mall.

I'm calling you out.

>> ben: Guess I know what I'm

Doing tomorrow.

>> gwen: You're not actually

Going.

>> kevin: Why show up on his

Schedule?

>> ben: Because I know he'll be

There at 8:00 p.M., and I want

To kick his butt.

>> harangue: Welcome, america,

To a very special live edition

Of "the will harangue nation."

America, you've seen all week,

Exclusively on "the will

Harangue nation," how dangerous

Ben tennyson is.

Somebody's got to stand up to

Danger, america.

And will harangue is that

Somebody.

Ben 10, your reign of terror

Ends now.

Any last words?

>> ben: None that I'm allowed to

Say on television.

>> humongousaur: Humongousaur!

[ grunting ]

[ groans ]

[ growls ]

>> gwen: [ grunting ]

>> kevin: Boost me.

[ grunting ]

>> humongousaur: [ gasps ]

[ grunting ]

>> great footage.

>> harangue: Not for me, it's

Not.

>> the instant ratings.

>> harangue: It's obvious.

Everybody loves to watch ben 10.

>> kevin: [ grunts ]

>> gwen: [ grunts ]

[ grunting ]

>> humongousaur: It's me you're

After, harangue.

>> harangue: Right you are.

And it's close to the end of the

Hour.

Better wrap this up.

>> humongousaur: [ grunts ]

Wait a minute.

[ grunts ]

You scouted all my moves.

The video-game scan -- that's

How you did it.

Think, ben.

Something you've never done

Before.

Maybe something from a game.

Like from "sumo slammers 4:

Tournament edition."

>> harangue: Where'd that come

From?

>> we've got bigger problems.

He just broke the robot's

Uplink.

We've lost control.

>> harangue: I don't want that

Thing rampaging around with my

Face on it.

>> humongousaur: It's got

Countermeasures for all my alien

Forms from the video-game scan.

>> kevin: Not all of them,

Remember?

>> nanomech: Nanomech!

Um...Now what?

>> kevin: [ groans ]

Ben cooties.

>> gwen: Do it.

>> nanomech: Hey, what?

[ pshh! Thwack! ]

[ screams ]

Um...What should I break?

>> gwen: Everything.

>> nanomech: I wonder what

Happens if I cross these.

>> harangue: What's happening?

Are we still on?

[ powers down ]

>> look at the bright side, sir.

The ratings were fantastic.

And if the police ever find out

What's left of the robot, we

Could rebuild.

>> way big: Looking for this?

[ clatter ]

Oops.

[ car alarm blaring ]

>> is that...Your car?

>> harangue: It was.

So, at the end of it all, ben

10 tries to frame me for the

Damage at the washington mall.

That's the way his kind twists

The facts.

But I'm not angry about that or

The $170 million of my own

Money that I spent.

It's a small price to pay in

The pursuit of freedom.

But his childish vandalism of

My classic car -- it shows what

Kind of sick, depraved --

>> kevin: Dude, his car?

>> gwen: I passed my driving

Test.

>> ben: Not the way I would have

Bet.

First round of smoothies on me.

>> kevin: Yeah.

You can pay for it with the

Video-game money you're not

Getting.

>> ben: Oh, that's right.

>> kevin: I'll drive.

What?!

Just because you got your

License, it's not like I'm

Gonna --

[ pshh! Thwack! ]

>> ben: I got shotgun.

No way I'm sitting in the back.