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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,890 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:10,746 So this book is used to help relocate different worlds 3 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:12,030 via a cooperative spell? 4 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:13,550 Well, it is called the World Book. 5 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:15,746 Okay, there's a spell in here that will tell me where 6 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:17,356 I'm supposed to go, and I will stay there for good, okay? 7 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:18,770 Just let me help you. 8 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:21,340 - This is just casual, right? - We're not... 9 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:25,520 - I saved your live, bitch. - Casual that. 10 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,390 A talking Lizard of the Dunes. 11 00:00:27,430 --> 00:00:30,700 Well, what's my birthright, you scaly shit? 12 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,790 - It's the talking animals. - They've all been struck dumb. 13 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:36,100 - All those organs... - They're building blocks, 14 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:38,140 trying to piece together a body. 15 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:41,100 Is it yours? 16 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,760 - Eliot's alive. - He's alive. 17 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,630 - So you're Team Monster now? - I'm Team Eliot. 18 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:51,150 Your Penny's dead or not alive in some confusing way? 19 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,420 - You're Kady? - What's going on? 20 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:55,110 I'm not your Penny. 21 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,120 - Marina. - Hmm. 22 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,550 I've been looking for you. 23 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,560 - Penny, right? - I know you? 24 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:19,490 Ah! 25 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:21,840 Well, it's about time you woke up. 26 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,140 What the hell? 27 00:01:24,190 --> 00:01:25,880 I assume you remember getting jumped. 28 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:29,280 Well, what happened next is you were sold 29 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,630 for 500 bucks and an Alpha Black Lotus... 30 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:33,810 Mint condish. 31 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:35,550 It's Magic the Gathering? 32 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,200 Are you telling me that Magic cards are actually magic? 33 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,730 No, just really expensive. 34 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:47,300 Excuse me. 35 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:50,470 Okay, you know this kid? 36 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,780 - Not personally. - He's kind of a legend, though. 37 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:55,350 He's a horomancer. 38 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:57,220 You know, time magic, fourth dimension shit. 39 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:59,570 - Yeah, cool story. - Why am I in a cage? 40 00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:01,830 Hey, Stoppard. 41 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,050 What is it you want? 42 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,580 Huh? You want a spell? Deweys? 43 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:08,540 - Lose your virginity? - You're not really my type. 44 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,670 Oh. Well, if he is, you can totally have him. 45 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:15,190 That's... No, I-I don't want sex or to hurt you. 46 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,670 I don't want any of that. 47 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,020 I just want you guys to go back to your timeline 48 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:20,900 where you belong. 49 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,470 Look, it's nothing personal. 50 00:02:25,510 --> 00:02:29,900 Mm, people in cages is never not personal, sweetie. 51 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:33,870 You guys are creating a frequency dissonance. 52 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:36,650 It's your quarks... subtle. 53 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,326 Most people wouldn't notice, but what I do... 54 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:39,610 What are you doing? 55 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:41,610 You guys are fucking up every spell. 56 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,790 - Here's an idea... - Adjust to our quarks. 57 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,570 - They're subatomic. - How hard can it be? 58 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:48,230 - Yeah, I tried that. - Didn't work. 59 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:49,970 So... 60 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:53,360 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. - No, no, no, no, no. 61 00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:58,760 - Welcome home, guys. - Father fuck me. 62 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,420 That's weird. 63 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:08,070 It was just working a minute ago. 64 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,096 Yeah, it's 'cause there was magic in that timeline. 65 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,340 There ain't in timeline 23. 66 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,820 You gonna let me out? 67 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,570 - Why would I? - You're a psychopath. 68 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:25,260 One, rude. 69 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:27,416 And, two, I know how to use that thing, and you don't. 70 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,440 You're also a compulsive liar, so... 71 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:31,580 Okay, well, you're going to send yourself 72 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:35,360 to some cracked-out in-between space, but whatever. 73 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,590 Don't screw this up. 74 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:54,290 - Calm your man tits. - I got this. 75 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,130 Okay... 76 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:09,326 I thought you said you knew how to use this thing. 77 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,986 Well, you should learn to trust your instincts 78 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:12,570 about people. 79 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,206 Relax... there's enough juice in the Dewey for one more jump. 80 00:04:14,230 --> 00:04:16,320 Let's just not use it until we know how to, okay? 81 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,190 Sure, sure, cool, cool. 82 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:22,580 The vibe I'm getting from this timeline is very "1984." 83 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:28,150 Worse. It's "The Crucible." 84 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:40,990 I don't know, Q. 85 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,120 If we help him collect his stone organ prizes, 86 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:46,080 we can get him out of Eliot. It's a good plan. 87 00:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,870 Unless we help him build 88 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:50,260 a completely indestructible titan god body. 89 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:51,960 Well, he's already pretty murder-y. 90 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,350 It can't get much worse. 91 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,140 You say that like we can just risk people's lives. 92 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:57,790 We've taken down gods before. 93 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,970 And we end up losing every time. 94 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,060 It's Eliot. 95 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,360 Right now we can't fix everything, 96 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,840 but I think that we can do this. 97 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,540 Okay, for now, we help the monster, but at the same time, 98 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:12,630 we also figure out what our next move's going to be. 99 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,420 Thank you. 100 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:17,720 - I don't know. - I guess I'm just worried. 101 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,706 - I can't help you if you... - You're helping a lot. 102 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:21,510 I was a goddess, and now I'm just 103 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:23,950 your friendly neighborhood bulletproof vest. 104 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,390 I mean, you would be a very high level X-Men. 105 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:27,650 Mm. 106 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,390 Like Emma Frost's diamond form. 107 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,870 - Mutant? - A mutant. 108 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:34,870 Like The Indestructress. 109 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,400 The page you gave the monster... 110 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,660 You remember what it says? 111 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,360 We didn't have time to decipher it all. 112 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,766 I mean, there were a lot of hieroglyphs. 113 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:43,530 Okay, do you remember what hieroglyphs? 114 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:45,710 So I'm thinking... like, so... 115 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:50,280 we've got two stone things covered in hieroglyphs, 116 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,930 neither of which came from an Egyptian god, so... 117 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:55,150 - Who did the raiding? - And why? 118 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,420 Um, there were a lot of... 119 00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:00,550 these ones. 120 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,160 - What is that? - A lot. 121 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,680 A yellow fruit? 122 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:07,080 - Is there a yellow fruit god? - I don't know. 123 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,650 I don't remember anything from any class at Brakebills. 124 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:13,430 Ooh! Recently uncovered tomb changes much 125 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,650 of what archeologists thought they knew about Ancient Egypt. 126 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,530 Maybe stuff Brakebills didn't know about. 127 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,050 Worth a shot. 128 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:31,760 ♪ 129 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,540 Why Modesto, Alice? 130 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:35,450 Still trying to figure that out. 131 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,280 My life, that is. 132 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,850 Oh. 133 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,030 - I like your bunnies. - They were my mom's. 134 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,810 Well, she had lovely taste in glass animals. 135 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:50,080 No drugs, no booze, no bullshit. 136 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,120 You want to smoke, you do it outside, 137 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:54,300 and the rent is due on the 5th. 138 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,650 - I understand. - Okay. 139 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:59,130 I'll show you to your room. 140 00:07:00,610 --> 00:07:03,400 Oh, um, just one more question... 141 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,310 what is there to do in, uh, Modesto? 142 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:10,970 Shit-all, really. 143 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,580 So then why is it here if it's native to Loria? 144 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:19,150 We're unsure, but since the return of magic, 145 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:21,200 the Atros flower has been found blooming 146 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,720 all over Fillory. 147 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,980 Its pollen is why the talking animals can't speak. 148 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:26,720 Allergies are why my birthright lizard 149 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,330 ain't saying shit? 150 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,770 Wait, if the bunnies can't talk, 151 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:31,340 that means that we're cut off 152 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,900 from everyone else back on Earth. 153 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:35,186 How am I going to remind them to water my rosemary plants? 154 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:37,780 Or ask 23 to blip our asses back. 155 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:40,000 - That too. - There is good news. 156 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,830 - We found a remedy. - The juice from a beet 157 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:45,180 that grows on one of the smaller fingerling isles... 158 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:46,700 Codswall... 159 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:49,530 Best known for their inordinately polite alpacas. 160 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,530 - Alpacas can be supreme dicks. - Great. 161 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:55,670 Get a ship to Cockswallow. 162 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:57,280 Codswall. 163 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,190 Juice the beets, distribute, done. 164 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,280 There's one small, minute, trivial, 165 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:07,070 infinitesimally miniscule, itty-bitty problem. 166 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:11,290 Lady Pike, who rules Codswall, has been known to be, uh... 167 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,380 Difficult. 168 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:17,730 Are you saying she's a bitch? 169 00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:20,040 Good thing I'm not one at all, then. 170 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,950 Stop laughing. 171 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:33,180 - That it? - Mm-hmm. 172 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,050 Do you have any suggestions on things to do 173 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,880 in or around Modesto? 174 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,230 Die of boredom? 175 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:45,320 - I like your tattoos. - Mm-hmm. 176 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:48,070 Hard getting by with all those shortages, huh? 177 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:52,070 Yeah, maybe for the classically trained. 178 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:55,330 Cockroaches like me, we do what we got to. 179 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,250 Always have. 180 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:00,950 - Get over there! - I didn't do anything. 181 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:02,796 They're just tattoos. They don't mean anything. 182 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:03,990 Keep moving. 183 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,910 They are not fucking around here. 184 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:07,610 Yeah, honestly, I'm more concerned 185 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:09,870 about what my girlfriend will do if I don't make it back 186 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,260 in time for her birthday. 187 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:12,920 You have a girlfriend? 188 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,326 As in a human you give a shit about? 189 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:17,530 Yeah, and I'd rather not lose her this time. 190 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,230 We were a thing back in timeline 23, 191 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:20,310 and I fucked it up. 192 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,930 You're telling me that you found 193 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:23,620 another one of her in timeline 40? 194 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:26,580 Yes. And now that I know what she will and won't put up with, 195 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,240 it's going so much better this time. 196 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,980 - That's sociopathic. - Dude, we're refugees. 197 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:33,070 We deserve any and all advantages that come our way. 198 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:34,890 Yeah, like penthouse apartments? 199 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,110 'Cause I don't know any refugees that live like that. 200 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,656 - You want that thing? - You can have it. 201 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,330 It's way more trouble than it's worth. 202 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,640 Hey, crazy pitch... 203 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:45,950 What if we asked Stoppard for help... here? 204 00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:47,910 Like the Stoppard in this timeline? 205 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,390 Probably got burned at the stake. 206 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:51,276 Okay, but if he didn't, he has no beef with us. 207 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,960 We take the thing to him. If anyone can fix it, he can. 208 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,920 There's so much terrible about that idea. 209 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:00,530 Okay, do you know another horomancer? No? 210 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,310 Then let's go. 211 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:18,020 Brothers and sisters, when things are lost, 212 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:21,070 they want to be found... 213 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,600 Ms. Ross's engagement ring, 214 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,730 little Joey Mireles' dog... 215 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:30,080 That we will find the money 216 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,950 to pay for Kiersten Bron's leukemia treatment. 217 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,690 - Tea? - Oh, no, thank you. 218 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:39,440 Um, do you know Reverend Ted Grayson? 219 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,920 Yeah, he's my minister. 220 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,880 He's a little theatrical at times, but he's a good man. 221 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:49,270 - Why, are you religious? - Uh, not really. You? 222 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,800 No. 223 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,490 My mom was. 224 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:55,020 I was on probation when she passed, 225 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:59,680 and the congregation was there for me, so I still go. 226 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,890 Look, I'm not good at the whole back-and-forth thing, 227 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,150 so I'm just going to say it. 228 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,370 I saw you. I saw you find the lock box. 229 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:31,640 You followed me? 230 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,960 How did you know where to dig? 231 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:35,550 No idea what you're talking about. 232 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,520 How the hell did you just do that? 233 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,610 Same way you found the box. 234 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:49,920 I'm a magician. Like you. 235 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,180 You had no idea, did you? 236 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:57,050 That it was real till you could do it. 237 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,580 You can talk to me. 238 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,010 To me, this doesn't even count as weird. 239 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:07,760 It just started a couple of months ago. 240 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:11,680 I, um... I lost my keys, and then all of a sudden, 241 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:15,110 I could just feel it in my head. 242 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,860 You're a quaeromancer. 243 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,900 It's really rare actually. I-I've never met one... 244 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,640 and I went to a school full of people like us. 245 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,600 - Are you shitting me? - Nope. 246 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,610 They can do all kinds of things. 247 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:30,886 Most people don't figure out their thing until their 20s, 248 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,960 but every now and then, somebody... it takes them longer. 249 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,310 Have you told anyone? 250 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:38,960 They would think I was nuts. 251 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,970 Honestly... 252 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:45,410 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 253 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,020 Do you know what I mean? 254 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,060 Well... 255 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:51,060 yes and no. 256 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,590 Sheila, I think you might be why I'm here. 257 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,160 - Librarians. - Librarians? 258 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,900 - They can't know I'm here. - Please don't tell them. 259 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:11,340 Thanks, but I'm not interested. 260 00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:12,350 Sheila Cozener? 261 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,910 I'm Paul, this is Laurel, 262 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,480 and we'd like to talk to you about an opportunity. 263 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,570 One involving your newfound talents. 264 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:27,360 Sheila, I am telling you, you can't trust the Library. 265 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,970 Okay, I-I know that they told you they'd give you more magic 266 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,890 if you signed up for a Library card, but they won't, okay? 267 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,290 The Library card is just a way for them to keep tabs on you. 268 00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:36,980 Alice, I get it. 269 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,370 You know, whatever run-in you had with them 270 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,980 clearly traumatized you. 271 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,720 I don't know enough about any of this 272 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,200 to be signing up for anything. 273 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:48,690 You said that you were in Modesto because of me. 274 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,210 Right? 275 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,600 What if it's because 276 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,600 you're supposed to teach me everything? 277 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:56,560 - No. - Knowing more isn't better. 278 00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,220 How could it not? 279 00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:01,480 Because it's powerful and it can be really, really bad. 280 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,310 Okay, look, I'm a grown woman, 281 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,620 you're a grown woman, we make choices. 282 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,570 Is there something I'm missing here? 283 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,970 Okay, listen... 284 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:12,620 I did a lot of stupid shit when I was your age. 285 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,670 Yeah, so did I, and magic made it so much bigger 286 00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,240 and so much worse. 287 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,500 And if you regret it, if you think about those people 288 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,030 that you hurt and all that time that you wasted 289 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,420 every single day, then I know how you feel. 290 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,770 Look, I hear you. I get it. 291 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,600 But it's what we make of it, right? 292 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,380 And for me, it's... 293 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,170 it's like the first time that I can, 294 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,650 you know, turn things around, 295 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:41,350 maybe... maybe do something good. 296 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:45,960 But I need you to help me do that. 297 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,660 Please! 298 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,970 All right... 299 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:55,190 we are going to need to take this outside. 300 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,760 If you own the house, why do you smoke outside? 301 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,630 I don't know... it's my mother's rules, I guess. 302 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,020 Always seemed kind of wrong just breaking them 303 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,890 'cause she was gone. 304 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,200 Come on. 305 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,550 Okay. 306 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,430 Let's start with Popper 1. 307 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:20,000 Okay. 308 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,820 - I'll make this simple. - We need your beets. 309 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:24,480 At a fair price, of course. 310 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,390 I doubt the island of Clitswell... 311 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,130 - Codswall. - Codswall. 312 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,570 Anyway, I... 313 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,490 Do you even know where Codswall is? 314 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:34,840 Of course. 315 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,490 It's one of the bigger... 316 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,670 smaller fingering islands. 317 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:42,500 - Fingerling. - Exactly. Fingerling. 318 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,980 Thank you, Your Majesty. 319 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,020 - For? - Confirming my suspicion 320 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:49,330 that you've never had consideration for us. 321 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:51,160 This makes my decision to sell our beets 322 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:55,070 to West Loria that much easier. 323 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,950 - Where the fuck is West Loria? - West of Loria, Your Majesty. 324 00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:00,910 - But since when? - While you were Janet, 325 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:05,560 King Idri and his sister, Ru, had a squabble/slight war. 326 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:09,220 - Like a civil war? - And as acting High King, 327 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,050 I asked myself, "What would Margo or Eliot do?" 328 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:15,530 - Support our ally, Idri. - Unfortunately, he lost. 329 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:19,620 Now Queen Ru rules over West Loria. 330 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,530 And 'cause she's pissed we helped Idri, 331 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,930 she wants all Lady Pike's fresh beets? 332 00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,360 Damn. That's cold. 333 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,060 Verily, they don't even have 334 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:30,590 - talking animals in West Loria. - On problem at a time. 335 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:33,330 - The Cumdumpsterson twat... - Codswall. 336 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:34,770 Oh, I know what I said. 337 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,330 I'm going to firebomb the shit 338 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,550 out of her floating patch of dirt and take her beets. 339 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,210 Bada bing, bada fuck her. 340 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,430 Could we be a tad less incendiary? 341 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:45,080 Agreed. 342 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,950 What would Eliot do? 343 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:52,170 Eliot's not here, sweetie. 344 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,130 I am. 345 00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:01,880 So... just to ask this, 346 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,140 can we really risk war with West Loria? 347 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:07,710 Diplomacy was Eliot's thing, Josh. 348 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,230 Diplomacy is what got you elected. 349 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,240 I got elected because I listened to a drunk bear 350 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,850 talk about his fee-fees. 351 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:17,590 - That's all diplomacy is! - It was an accident. 352 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,030 I don't know how 353 00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,810 to intentionally care about other people's shit. 354 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,950 Lucky for you, that's all I do. 355 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,600 Fine. 356 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,820 One shot, Hoberman. 357 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,880 Hi, we're looking for Stoppard. 358 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:49,190 Daniel, honey. 359 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,370 Come in before someone sees you. 360 00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:56,670 Amazing. I haven't seen anything like this 361 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,240 since before the exclusion laws. 362 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,460 I have one of these! 363 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,460 And it's missing a spoke like mine. 364 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,250 What are the odds? 365 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:07,900 Anyway, this... this one, it didn't come with a manual. 366 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,820 Do you have any ideas? 367 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,690 Well, it's hard to explain, but I think... 368 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,990 Daniel, something's not... 369 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,950 Mom? Mom, what's wrong? 370 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,870 Something... something's wrong with the spells. 371 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,830 Hold on, I'll figure this out. 372 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,870 Quickly, while he's busy. 373 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,970 Found an outdated copy 374 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:34,670 of Taussig's Primer and a VCR manual. 375 00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:37,980 This place has shit for helpful books. 376 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,200 Well, at least it's standing. 377 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,370 I cannot believe a bunch of militant muggles 378 00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:44,500 beat me to burning down Brakebills. 379 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,900 - What's that? - Oh, it was Sonia's. 380 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:51,510 - You mean Stoppard's mother? - I mean Sonia Kikuno... 381 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:54,910 The genius who basically pioneered horomancy. 382 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:58,080 This is easily one of the most accidentally valuable things 383 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,080 I've ever stolen. 384 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,220 Here, look. 385 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,870 Wasn't that in Stoppard's workshop? 386 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,570 Yeah. That screen opens a window in time. 387 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:09,400 You can FaceTime with the past as far back as 50 years. 388 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,660 It's genuinely genius. Like, wow. 389 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,790 A lot of these spells use cinnabar. 390 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,776 Hasn't... hasn't that stuff been banned for years? 391 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,280 Yeah, it causes severe neuro-degeneration, 392 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,370 which is probably what's happening with Sonia. 393 00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:23,280 She's been hitting the cinnabar 394 00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,760 pretty hard for decades, I imagine. 395 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,760 So... 396 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,640 she has clockwork Alzheimer's? 397 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,030 Mm, kind of, but so much worse. 398 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,770 Your brain gets unstuck in time. 399 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,120 You don't know where you are or when you are, 400 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,780 and you can't control it. 401 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:43,430 It is good, good times, and then you die. 402 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,170 Yeah, but... but it seemed like they had a-a treatment. 403 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,790 I mean, those weird watches she had on? 404 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,960 Mm, yeah, until they got messed up... 405 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:53,490 by us. 406 00:20:53,530 --> 00:20:55,620 Must be what started all this. 407 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,710 I mean, back in timeline 40... 408 00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,010 It's why Stoppard hunted us down. 409 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,360 He's trying to save his mom. 410 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:04,060 Oh... now I almost feel bad for him. 411 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,320 Feel bad for us. 412 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:07,110 Even if we get back to timeline 40, 413 00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:09,980 Stoppard is going to do anything he can to kick us out. 414 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,550 Unless we kill him. 415 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:14,380 For... trying to save his mom? 416 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,030 - Moms die every day. - Circle of life. 417 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,470 Wow! 418 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,340 No! 419 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,300 We help him save her. 420 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,090 Am I just absorbing 421 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:38,840 a fuck-ton of cinnabar right now? 422 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,580 Yeah, and breathing it. 423 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,490 Great. 424 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:47,840 Let's finish this and get the hell out of here. 425 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,380 - Sonia? - Who are you? 426 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,510 Friend's of Daniel, who's grown now. 427 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,080 Listen, we need to talk to you 428 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,300 about that cinnabar that you're using. It's... 429 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:12,000 Frying my brain into cheesecloth, I know. 430 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,870 Daniel used my designs to build the device you're using. 431 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,270 We talked a couple months ago. 432 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:21,310 If you were his friends, you'd know that. 433 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,180 He asked you to stop? 434 00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,790 Of course. 435 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,230 He also told me I'm about to have a breakthrough 436 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:29,190 that creates a whole new discipline. 437 00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:32,060 I can't stop now. My work's too important. 438 00:22:32,110 --> 00:22:33,540 Fair point. 439 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:35,890 So you're just going to pick your clock shit 440 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,590 over your own kid? 441 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:41,380 - No, idiot. - I choose both. 442 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,860 I designed devices to counter the cinnabar, 443 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:47,820 tether my mind right here with my work and my kid. 444 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:51,690 As long as I have these working for me, I'll be fine. 445 00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:54,430 I intend to die a very old lady... 446 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,650 Sharp as a tack. 447 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,440 - Oh, fuck her. - It's not our fault. 448 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,830 She knew the consequences, 449 00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:03,570 and she still licked her paintbrushes. 450 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,920 We go back to 40, we're taking the kid's mom away. 451 00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,596 - I'm not doing that. - Well, I'm not losing 452 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,580 my life because some horo-bitch is a shitty mom. 453 00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:12,280 She's shitty so he should suffer? 454 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,230 We're the ones who don't belong. 455 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,800 - You know what? - You do you. 456 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,460 I'm going back to 40 and my future wife. 457 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,460 Don't touch me! 458 00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:32,080 Shit. 459 00:23:38,910 --> 00:23:41,170 Quick. 460 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,270 - Anything? - Nothing yet. 461 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,450 Keep looking. 462 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,410 Quentin. 463 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:04,940 Whoopsies. 464 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:06,500 Are you drunk? 465 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:09,510 This body hearts tequila... 466 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,160 When I'm happy, when I'm sad, 467 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,290 when I'm bored because everything is taking too long, 468 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:16,080 meaning you. 469 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:20,430 Relevant story... I was in a road, and I almost got hit by... 470 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,000 What do you call it... A big fat truck. 471 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,520 But I wouldn't have felt anything at all 472 00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:28,050 because tequila is my friend. 473 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:31,660 Um, you know, great news... 474 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:35,230 We've made good progress finding that part of yours. 475 00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:39,490 Um, you wouldn't still happen to have the paper I gave you? 476 00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:42,190 Oh, I... 477 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,720 misplaced it. 478 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,200 Do you know anything about... 479 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,460 an Egyptian god of yellow fruit? 480 00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:53,030 I'm not at all helpful like this, am I? 481 00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:54,200 What do you think? 482 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,770 You seem stressed 483 00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:58,510 by your vast and obvious limitations. 484 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,560 Why don't we just ask someone who was there? 485 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,050 You know, for having such desiccated hands, 486 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:21,060 his Hieratic script's amazing. 487 00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:25,840 What did he say? 488 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:29,810 Cut our poor mummy friend some slack, Hoo-lia. 489 00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:31,330 He took a hook to the brain. 490 00:25:31,370 --> 00:25:33,850 Of course he's got a bit of a speech impediment. 491 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,810 Oh, uh, the yellow fruit. 492 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:40,380 It's a mandrake root, and we are looking for Heka, 493 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,600 the God of Magic and Medicine. 494 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,170 It looks like he's got one of your stones. 495 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,740 Let's go kill him. 496 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:49,960 He's already dead. 497 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,920 Looks like he was buried in the Temple of, uh... 498 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,960 Esna? 499 00:25:58,010 --> 00:26:03,270 Uh, which was looted shortly after. 500 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,840 - And where is it now? - My loot? 501 00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:12,110 Yes, this is very disappointing. 502 00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:14,280 Figure this out before I get mad. 503 00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:18,420 This body craves a cinnamon churro. 504 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:30,000 Bye. 505 00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:47,800 Ah. Ah. 506 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,150 - We can take a break. - No, no, it's okay. 507 00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:52,370 I want to keep going. 508 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,850 It bothers you, doesn't it? That I'm so into this? 509 00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:57,810 It just worries me. 510 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,510 For you, magic... you think it just can fix everything, 511 00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:04,330 but it kind of has a way of breaking things. 512 00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:06,340 Sometimes I feel like everything that's gone wrong 513 00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,990 in my life is 'cause of it. 514 00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:13,470 Yeah, I used to say the same about alcohol, about drugs, 515 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,780 about money, but none of that's really good or bad. 516 00:27:16,830 --> 00:27:19,830 It just is. It's how you handle it, really. 517 00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:23,180 Uh, don't drink that. The tap's got lead in it. 518 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,530 You got to drink the bottled water out of the fridge. 519 00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:28,710 - Why is there lead in the tap? - City's pipes. 520 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:31,010 They're old and corroded. 521 00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:32,710 Why don't they just fix it? 522 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:36,710 That's cute that you think they would. 523 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:46,160 Asekian's Purification. 524 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,380 I can show you. It's simple. 525 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,040 Can you do that 526 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,340 for the rest of the water supply? 527 00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:58,340 No, or better yet, is there a spell that would restore 528 00:27:58,390 --> 00:28:01,430 - all the old pipes in Modesto? - There is, but... 529 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,766 - Okay, well, then do that. - Do it, please, because you have 530 00:28:03,790 --> 00:28:06,400 no idea how many people... How many kids are... 531 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,490 - I... No, it's too big. - We can't do it. 532 00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:11,400 There's not enough ambient magic. 533 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,230 - The Library... - It doles out the rest? 534 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,580 Wait. 535 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:21,890 You said that they control the levels... 536 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:26,900 of ambient magic that flow through the pipes, right? 537 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,200 Yeah? 538 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,070 I can feel one. 539 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,120 They're everywhere. 540 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,640 No, no, no, no, no. 541 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:39,520 I think this one's different. 542 00:28:40,390 --> 00:28:42,170 This one has a leak. 543 00:28:44,430 --> 00:28:47,610 This isn't just food, Margo. 544 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,610 This is your secret weapon. 545 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:53,790 You can tell a lot about people based on what they eat. 546 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,490 - Everything looks lovely. - Thank you. 547 00:28:57,530 --> 00:29:00,190 - Our chef is very... - Talented. 548 00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:01,630 Extra. 549 00:29:01,670 --> 00:29:03,450 I'll take that as a compliment. 550 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,850 Like I was saying, is she reserved, adventurous? 551 00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:09,370 Maybe she's sexy and decadent 552 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:12,720 like a truffle lobster mac and cheese. 553 00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:15,120 Oh, interesting. 554 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,990 Mongoose cream egg with caviar. 555 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:18,690 She's bold. 556 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:21,910 Proud of her accomplishments, but being so driven 557 00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:25,340 has led her to be lonely, misunderstood. 558 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:27,220 - Mm. - Uh, Tick said something 559 00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:29,350 about Codswall's polite alpacas. 560 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,350 Maybe she's proud of that. Ask. 561 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:36,490 I hear Codswall has upstanding alpacas. 562 00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:40,270 It is a misconception that alpacas have behavioral issues. 563 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,190 The truth is, they have a lack 564 00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:44,100 of self-esteem from years of shearing. 565 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:47,670 Imagine being stripped naked twice, even three times a year. 566 00:29:47,710 --> 00:29:50,630 - There it is. - She's real into her 'pacas. 567 00:29:50,670 --> 00:29:54,420 - Empathize with her. - The indignity is real. 568 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:58,250 Like humans, alpacas need affection... 569 00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:00,340 - and love. - Preach. 570 00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,690 You may not know this, 571 00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:04,990 but I ran on a platform of animal equality. 572 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,860 My administration is the first 573 00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:10,300 to give talking animals their rightful voice. 574 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,180 I mean, that is why we're here tonight, right? 575 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:14,920 The animals. 576 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,480 I just care so damn much. 577 00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:21,530 I like to drink my tea with... 578 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,230 a splash of alpaca milk. 579 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:31,280 Would you like some? 580 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,540 Uh, you can't refuse this, Margo. 581 00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:37,630 It's straight from my dearest Delilah's teat. 582 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,820 Uh-huh. 583 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:50,950 Do it, Margo. 584 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:55,910 Now! 585 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,870 Yeah, good. 586 00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:03,400 You are a champion. 587 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,580 You can really taste the love. 588 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:09,800 What a beautiful way to say it. 589 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,060 I'm afraid I may have judged Your Majesty too quickly. 590 00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:15,930 Same... 591 00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,760 which is why I would love it 592 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,900 if we could start fresh. - Your beets... 593 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,420 Unfortunately, I have already agreed to sell my beets 594 00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:24,590 to West Loria, 595 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,810 and being a woman of my word, 596 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,380 I can't go back. 597 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,640 You understand, right? 598 00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:35,170 I'm going to check on dessert. 599 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:36,780 I'm about to skin a bitch. 600 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:39,260 I want you to double down on the charm offense. 601 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,610 You got her eating 602 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:42,790 out of your extra-diplomatic hands right now. 603 00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:45,700 I guess I could lube her up some more about her alpacas. 604 00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:49,400 Yes, exactly... you, High King Margo Fucking Hanson, 605 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,970 you got this. 606 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,800 I know you didn't think you could do this, 607 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,800 but, honestly, I think you're out-Elioting Eliot. 608 00:31:56,970 --> 00:31:59,320 Ah, strawberry ricotta soufflé is done. 609 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:00,800 I'm gonna get that. 610 00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:03,370 You get back to winning at High King-in'. 611 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,680 - Margo, what are you doing? - Being the real me. 612 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,820 Let me tell you how this is going to play out, lady. 613 00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:14,640 You're going to give me those beets, 614 00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:16,650 and I'm not going to skin and eat any 615 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:20,350 of your tasty alpaca children, capisce? 616 00:32:20,390 --> 00:32:22,000 That's what I thought. 617 00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:34,320 ♪ 618 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,540 What in the hell? 619 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,500 ♪ 620 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:40,930 Hi. 621 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,980 I can't begin to imagine 622 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:45,410 how you fucked yourself hard enough to get here, 623 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,590 but... 624 00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:49,810 Let's take advantage. 625 00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:52,860 Interesting choice on the hair. 626 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:56,080 Says the guy dressed like an ambulance chaser. 627 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,600 - So you're dead me. - Technically. 628 00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:01,080 Does this mean I'm dead, too? 629 00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:05,610 No, no, this is a-a, uh, kind of between space? 630 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,910 I saw you zapped yourself here like an idiot, 631 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,960 and I took a coffee break. 632 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,270 I mean, I've been wanting to talk to you. 633 00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:13,896 So then I assume you know that I took your... 634 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,100 You took my spot in my timeline? Yeah. 635 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:19,450 Didn't expect that twist with Julia, though. 636 00:33:19,490 --> 00:33:22,020 Yeah, I could say the same about Kady. 637 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,280 For what it's worth, it never felt right taking your place. 638 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:30,070 - But, you know... - Everything feels wrong, 639 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:32,810 so you just pick something? Yeah, of course I do. 640 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:34,460 Real talk... 641 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,070 You got to go back. 642 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,770 To 23, I know, I'm working on it. 643 00:33:38,820 --> 00:33:41,080 Uh, no. My timeline. 644 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,950 It's where you belong. 645 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:44,600 Okay, do you want to cut the vague, 646 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:47,040 omniscient Librarian shit and just tell me why? 647 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,700 It's complicated but crucial. 648 00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:51,440 You do know me existing there 649 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,700 is making some very important horomancer lady very sick? 650 00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,880 It's doing a lot more than that. 651 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,660 Look, I know you lost everyone you love in timeline 23... 652 00:34:00,710 --> 00:34:02,100 Really? 653 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,670 But they're still alive in timeline 40, 654 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,100 and if I were you, which I am, 655 00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:09,760 I'd do whatever to not lose them again. 656 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,850 Okay, you might be me, 657 00:34:12,890 --> 00:34:15,770 but you don't know me, okay? 658 00:34:15,810 --> 00:34:17,250 Those shits are not my people. 659 00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:20,680 Fair, but I know a little about your future. 660 00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:22,250 Perks of the gig. 661 00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:24,690 So is being an abstruse dick about it, apparently. 662 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,520 Sonia can't be saved. 663 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,040 Even if you go back to 23, she's dead within a month. 664 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,350 It's terminal. Period. 665 00:34:31,390 --> 00:34:32,830 Sounds like something I'd say 666 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,366 to make myself feel like less of an ass. 667 00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:36,480 Bigger things at play than your guilt, buddy. 668 00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:39,750 You got to go back. Sorry. That's as specific as I can be. 669 00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:41,660 Sorry? Are you? 670 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:46,450 Dude, I just jumped you clear over 1,000 miles of bullshit. 671 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:50,150 So I'm sorry if it feels bad in your soft little heart, 672 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:54,020 but, more importantly, you're welcome. 673 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:56,110 Kady wants you. 674 00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:59,330 They all want you. 675 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:03,940 It's not my timeline anymore. 676 00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:06,210 It's yours. 677 00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:09,690 So, you remember... 678 00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:13,740 that when the moment comes, I said, "Do it." 679 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,390 Do what he says, okay? 680 00:35:15,430 --> 00:35:18,000 - No, not okay. - Vague as shit. 681 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,026 To go back to 40, you're gonna want to turn this dial 682 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:24,660 three clicks to the right. 683 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,580 Tell Kady I love her... 684 00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:29,620 and I'm sorry. 685 00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:37,500 Well, thank Christ. 686 00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:39,020 I thought you pissed off without me. 687 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:42,240 - Where'd you go? - It was, uh... 688 00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:45,550 I honestly don't know how to explain it. 689 00:35:45,590 --> 00:35:49,080 But I know what we got to do now. 690 00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:56,260 It's here. 691 00:36:02,350 --> 00:36:03,960 Oh, God. 692 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,830 You were right... There's a crack. 693 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,840 I think it could split the pipe open and let more ambient out. 694 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,450 Here. 695 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:54,970 Once you pour it down the drain, 696 00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:56,230 it should clean the water 697 00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:59,230 and clear the corrosion from the pipes. 698 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,420 - Did I do something wrong? - Huh? 699 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,460 No, I just... I can't remember 700 00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:17,470 the last time that magic wasn't the problem. 701 00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:20,820 This calls for a drink. 702 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,570 Thank you. 703 00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:42,620 - Look, we'll find the stone. - It'll be... 704 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,500 What are you doing? 705 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,730 Stop. 706 00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:58,420 Jesus. 707 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,080 Those pills can kill you. 708 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:09,090 - I'll take a new body. - I'm bored. 709 00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:11,090 You kill Eliot... 710 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:13,660 and you can forget about us helping you. 711 00:38:15,790 --> 00:38:18,750 Eliot, Eliot, Eliot. 712 00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:23,710 Why do you care about him so much? 713 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:26,060 Because I do. 714 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:29,760 You kill him, and we are done. 715 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,850 I swear to God, I am serious. 716 00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:33,590 I will abandon you, 717 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:36,720 and I will die trying to burn you to the ground. 718 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:46,040 That's cute. 719 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,340 But I'm strong... 720 00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:52,220 And you're weak. 721 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:55,310 Break my bones... 722 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,440 and strangle me. 723 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,660 Too tired to care anymore. 724 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:02,360 Q. 725 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,840 You hurt him, 726 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,400 you take one more pill, 727 00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:08,800 and you can build your body on your own. 728 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,190 Fine. 729 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,330 I'll take better care of the meat suit. 730 00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:20,810 ♪ 731 00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:24,810 Mm, but you don't have to be such a baby about it. 732 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:29,730 ♪ 733 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:35,350 Hey, what happened with the game plan? 734 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,220 Margo, are you okay? 735 00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:47,140 You stupid, stupid prick. 736 00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:50,620 How dare you say I out-Elioted Eliot? 737 00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:52,140 Tell me, hmm? 738 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:55,230 Why would I ever want to do anything without him? 739 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,630 Hey, uh, I'm sorry. 740 00:39:57,670 --> 00:39:59,460 I-I should have known how you were feeling. 741 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:03,070 Why? Because I like fettuccini and I hate rosé, 742 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,330 you think you know me? 743 00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:05,640 You don't, Hoberman. 744 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,680 Because if you did, you would know 745 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:09,810 I don't need a new partner in crime. 746 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:12,640 - That's not... - I was just trying to help you. 747 00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:14,690 Bullshit. 748 00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:17,820 Now, I may be a cunt, but I am real. 749 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:20,830 You? You're just a brown-nose sweater boy 750 00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:25,830 desperate to matter at all to anyone. 751 00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:27,480 Wow. 752 00:40:27,530 --> 00:40:29,660 And here I thought I was being a friend 753 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,790 who wants to be your boyfriend. 754 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,010 I really, really got to work on the signals. 755 00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:39,190 - Josh, I didn't... - Didn't mean to hurt me? 756 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,670 Yes, you did. 757 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,590 Believe it or not, I know exactly who you are, Margo. 758 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,510 Took you long enough. 759 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,860 I nearly gave up on you making it back. 760 00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,690 Yeah, well, magic was a little scare in your timeline, 761 00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:05,220 so it took a minute to rebuild. 762 00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:08,610 - Where's Marina? - With her girlfriend. 763 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:10,920 Listen, kid, we know you're trying to look out 764 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,050 for your mom. 765 00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:13,230 We get it. 766 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:15,660 You saying you'll leave? 767 00:41:15,710 --> 00:41:18,360 Bigger things at play here. 768 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,320 Sorry, man. I'm not going anywhere. 769 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,460 - Is that... - Yeah. 770 00:41:28,370 --> 00:41:32,850 - It's from another timeline. - Please. Don't blow on it. 771 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,160 If you blow on it... 772 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,160 It'll spread seeds everywhere, 773 00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:37,730 root itself in this timeline 774 00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:40,860 making it impossible for you to clean? 775 00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:42,340 I know, 776 00:41:42,390 --> 00:41:45,430 which is why I scattered about ten of them an hour ago. 777 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,260 I'm sorry. 778 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:02,010 Hey! 779 00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:05,360 What are you waiting for? It's clean! It got fixed! 780 00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:08,060 I'm serious! 781 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,590 Come on, don't waste it! 782 00:42:12,890 --> 00:42:15,590 Whoo! 783 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,460 You can go on ahead if you want to. 784 00:42:17,510 --> 00:42:19,160 I'll... I'll meet you back at the house. 785 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,550 You sure? 786 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,300 Yeah, I'm gonna stick around a little while. 787 00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:27,430 All right, I'll see you later. 788 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,140 - Thanks for calling me. - I knew you'd want to know. 789 00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,970 - I owe you. - Nah. 790 00:42:42,010 --> 00:42:43,970 This is for all of us. 791 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,180 Sheila Cozener? 792 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,050 You've been a busy girl. 57524

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