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Previously on
"The Magicians"...
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So this book is used to help relocate
different worlds via a cooperative spell?
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Well, it is called
the World Book.
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Okay, there's a spell in here
that will tell me where
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I'm supposed to go, and I will
stay there for good, okay?
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Just let me help you.
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This is just casual, right?
We're not...
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- I saved your live, bitch.
- Casual that.
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A talking Lizard of the Dunes.
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Well, what's my birthright,
you scaly shit?
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It's the talking animals.
They've all been struck dumb.
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All those organs...
They're building blocks,
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trying to piece together a body.
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Is it yours?
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Eliot's alive.
He's alive.
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- So you're Team Monster now?
- I'm Team Eliot.
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Your Penny's dead or not
alive in some confusing way?
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You're Kady?
What's going on?
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I'm not your Penny.
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- Marina.
- Hmm.
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I've been looking for you.
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Penny, right?
I know you?
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Ah!
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Well, it's about time
you woke up.
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What the hell?
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I assume you remember
getting jumped.
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Well, what happened
next is you were sold
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for 500 bucks
and an Alpha Black Lotus...
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Mint condish.
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It's Magic the Gathering?
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Are you telling me that
Magic cards are actually magic?
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No, just really expensive.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, you know this kid?
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Not personally.
He's kind of a legend, though.
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He's a horomancer.
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You know, time magic,
fourth dimension shit.
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Yeah, cool story.
Why am I in a cage?
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Hey, Stoppard.
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What is it you want?
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Huh? You want a spell?
Deweys?
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Lose your virginity?
You're not really my type.
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Oh. Well, if he is,
you can totally have him.
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That's... No, I-I don't want
sex or to hurt you.
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I don't want any of that.
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I just want you guys
to go back to your timeline
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where you belong.
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Look, it's nothing personal.
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Mm, people in cages is
never not personal, sweetie.
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You guys are creating
a frequency dissonance.
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It's your quarks... subtle.
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Most people wouldn't notice,
but what I do...
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What are you doing?
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You guys are fucking up
every spell.
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Here's an idea...
Adjust to our quarks.
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They're subatomic.
How hard can it be?
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Yeah, I tried that.
Didn't work.
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So...
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
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- Welcome home, guys.
- Father fuck me.
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That's weird.
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It was just working
a minute ago.
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Yeah, it's 'cause there
was magic in that timeline.
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There ain't in timeline 23.
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You gonna let me out?
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Why would I?
You're a psychopath.
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One, rude.
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And, two, I know how to use
that thing, and you don't.
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You're also
a compulsive liar, so...
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Okay, well, you're going
to send yourself
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to some cracked-out
in-between space, but whatever.
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Don't screw this up.
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Calm your man tits.
I got this.
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Okay...
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I thought you said you
knew how to use this thing.
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Well, you should learn to
trust your instincts
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about people.
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Relax... there's enough juice
in the Dewey for one more jump.
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Let's just not use it
until we know how to, okay?
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Sure, sure, cool, cool.
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The vibe I'm getting from
this timeline is very "1984."
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Worse. It's "The Crucible."
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I don't know, Q.
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If we help him collect
his stone organ prizes,
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we can get him out of Eliot.
It's a good plan.
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Unless we help him build
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a completely indestructible
titan god body.
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Well, he's already
pretty murder-y.
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It can't get much worse.
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You say that like we
can just risk people's lives.
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We've taken down gods before.
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And we end up losing every time.
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It's Eliot.
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Right now we can't fix
everything,
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but I think that we can do this.
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Okay, for now, we help the
monster, but at the same time,
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we also figure out what our
next move's going to be.
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Thank you.
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I don't know.
I guess I'm just worried.
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I can't help you if you...
You're helping a lot.
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I was a goddess,
and now I'm just
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your friendly neighborhood
bulletproof vest.
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I mean, you would be
a very high level X-Men.
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Mm.
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Like Emma Frost's diamond form.
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- Mutant?
- A mutant.
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Like The Indestructress.
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The page you gave the monster...
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You remember what it says?
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We didn't have time
to decipher it all.
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I mean, there
were a lot of hieroglyphs.
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Okay, do you remember
what hieroglyphs?
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So I'm thinking... like, so...
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we've got two stone things
covered in hieroglyphs,
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neither of which came
from an Egyptian god, so...
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- Who did the raiding?
- And why?
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Um, there were a lot of...
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these ones.
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- What is that?
- A lot.
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A yellow fruit?
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- Is there a yellow fruit god?
- I don't know.
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I don't remember anything
from any class at Brakebills.
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Ooh! Recently uncovered tomb
changes much
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of what archeologists thought
they knew about Ancient Egypt.
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Maybe stuff Brakebills
didn't know about.
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Worth a shot.
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Why Modesto, Alice?
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Still trying to figure that out.
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My life, that is.
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Oh.
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I like your bunnies.
They were my mom's.
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Well, she had lovely taste
in glass animals.
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No drugs, no booze, no bullshit.
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You want to smoke,
you do it outside,
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and the rent is due on the 5th.
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- I understand.
- Okay.
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I'll show you to your room.
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Oh, um, just
one more question...
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what is there to do
in, uh, Modesto?
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Shit-all, really.
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So then why is it here
if it's native to Loria?
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We're unsure, but since
the return of magic,
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the Atros flower has been
found blooming
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all over Fillory.
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Its pollen is why the
talking animals can't speak.
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Allergies are why
my birthright lizard
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ain't saying shit?
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Wait, if the bunnies can't talk,
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that means that we're cut off
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from everyone else
back on Earth.
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How am I going to remind them
to water my rosemary plants?
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Or ask 23
to blip our asses back.
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- That too.
- There is good news.
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We found a remedy.
The juice from a beet
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that grows on one of
the smaller fingerling isles...
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Codswall...
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Best known for their
inordinately polite alpacas.
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- Alpacas can be supreme dicks.
- Great.
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Get a ship to Cockswallow.
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Codswall.
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Juice the beets,
distribute, done.
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There's one small,
minute, trivial,
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infinitesimally miniscule,
itty-bitty problem.
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Lady Pike, who rules Codswall,
has been known to be, uh...
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Difficult.
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Are you saying she's a bitch?
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Good thing I'm not one
at all, then.
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Stop laughing.
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- That it?
- Mm-hmm.
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Do you have any suggestions
on things to do
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in or around Modesto?
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Die of boredom?
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- I like your tattoos.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hard getting by
with all those shortages, huh?
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Yeah, maybe for
the classically trained.
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Cockroaches like me,
we do what we got to.
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Always have.
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- Get over there!
- I didn't do anything.
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They're just tattoos.
They don't mean anything.
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Keep moving.
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They are not
fucking around here.
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Yeah, honestly,
I'm more concerned
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about what my girlfriend
will do if I don't make it back
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in time for her birthday.
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You have a girlfriend?
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As in a human
you give a shit about?
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Yeah, and I'd rather not
lose her this time.
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We were a thing back in
timeline 23,
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and I fucked it up.
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You're telling me that you found
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another one of her
in timeline 40?
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Yes. And now that I know what
she will and won't put up with,
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it's going so much better
this time.
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- That's sociopathic.
- Dude, we're refugees.
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We deserve any and all
advantages that come our way.
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Yeah, like penthouse apartments?
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'Cause I don't know any
refugees that live like that.
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You want that thing?
You can have it.
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It's way more trouble
than it's worth.
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Hey, crazy pitch...
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What if we asked Stoppard
for help... here?
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Like the Stoppard
in this timeline?
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Probably got burned
at the stake.
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Okay, but if he didn't,
he has no beef with us.
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We take the thing to him.
If anyone can fix it, he can.
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There's so much terrible
about that idea.
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Okay, do you know
another horomancer? No?
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Then let's go.
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Brothers and sisters,
when things are lost,
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they want to be found...
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Ms. Ross's engagement ring,
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little Joey Mireles' dog...
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That we will find the money
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to pay for Kiersten Bron's
leukemia treatment.
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- Tea?
- Oh, no, thank you.
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Um, do you know
Reverend Ted Grayson?
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Yeah, he's my minister.
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He's a little theatrical
at times, but he's a good man.
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Why, are you religious?
Uh, not really. You?
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No.
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My mom was.
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I was on probation
when she passed,
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and the congregation was there
for me, so I still go.
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Look, I'm not good at
the whole back-and-forth thing,
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so I'm just going to say it.
227
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,327
I saw you.
I saw you find the lock box.
228
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:34,589
You followed me?
229
00:12:34,632 --> 00:12:35,895
How did you know where to dig?
230
00:12:35,938 --> 00:12:38,506
No idea what
you're talking about.
231
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:46,470
How the hell did you
just do that?
232
00:12:46,514 --> 00:12:49,560
Same way you found the box.
233
00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,868
I'm a magician.
Like you.
234
00:12:54,914 --> 00:12:57,133
You had no idea, did you?
235
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,006
That it was real
till you could do it.
236
00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:02,530
You can talk to me.
237
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,967
To me, this doesn't
even count as weird.
238
00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:10,712
It just started
a couple of months ago.
239
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:14,629
I, um... I lost my keys,
and then all of a sudden,
240
00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:18,067
I could just feel it in my head.
241
00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:20,809
You're a quaeromancer.
242
00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,856
It's really rare actually.
I-I've never met one...
243
00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:26,597
and I went to a school
full of people like us.
244
00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:29,557
- Are you shitting me?
- Nope.
245
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,559
They can do all kinds of things.
246
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,822
Most people don't figure out
their thing until their 20s,
247
00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:36,912
but every now and then,
somebody... it takes them longer.
248
00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:38,261
Have you told anyone?
249
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:41,917
They would think I was nuts.
250
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:43,919
Honestly...
251
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,358
It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
252
00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:49,969
Do you know what I mean?
253
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,014
Well...
254
00:13:52,058 --> 00:13:54,016
yes and no.
255
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:58,542
Sheila, I think you might be
why I'm here.
256
00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,113
- Librarians.
- Librarians?
257
00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:06,855
They can't know I'm here.
Please don't tell them.
258
00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:14,297
Thanks, but I'm not interested.
259
00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:15,298
Sheila Cozener?
260
00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:16,865
I'm Paul, this is Laurel,
261
00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:19,433
and we'd like to talk to you
about an opportunity.
262
00:14:19,476 --> 00:14:22,523
One involving
your newfound talents.
263
00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:30,313
Sheila, I am telling you,
you can't trust the Library.
264
00:14:30,357 --> 00:14:32,925
Okay, I-I know that they told
you they'd give you more magic
265
00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:35,841
if you signed up for a Library
card, but they won't, okay?
266
00:14:35,884 --> 00:14:38,234
The Library card is just a way
for them to keep tabs on you.
267
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,932
Alice, I get it.
268
00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:42,325
You know, whatever run-in
you had with them
269
00:14:42,369 --> 00:14:43,936
clearly traumatized you.
270
00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:45,676
I don't know enough
about any of this
271
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,156
to be signing up for anything.
272
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:51,639
You said that you were
in Modesto because of me.
273
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,162
Right?
274
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,555
What if it's because
275
00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:56,557
you're supposed
to teach me everything?
276
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,516
No.
Knowing more isn't better.
277
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,170
How could it not?
278
00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:04,434
Because it's powerful and it
can be really, really bad.
279
00:15:04,478 --> 00:15:06,262
Okay, look, I'm a grown woman,
280
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,569
you're a grown woman,
we make choices.
281
00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:10,527
Is there something
I'm missing here?
282
00:15:10,571 --> 00:15:11,920
Okay, listen...
283
00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:15,576
I did a lot of stupid shit
when I was your age.
284
00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:18,622
Yeah, so did I, and magic
made it so much bigger
285
00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:20,189
and so much worse.
286
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:23,453
And if you regret it,
if you think about those people
287
00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:25,978
that you hurt and all
that time that you wasted
288
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:28,371
every single day,
then I know how you feel.
289
00:15:28,415 --> 00:15:30,721
Look, I hear you.
I get it.
290
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:33,550
But it's what we make
of it, right?
291
00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:37,337
And for me, it's...
292
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,121
it's like the
first time that I can,
293
00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:40,601
you know, turn things around,
294
00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:44,300
maybe... maybe do something good.
295
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,914
But I need you
to help me do that.
296
00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:50,611
Please!
297
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,920
All right...
298
00:15:54,963 --> 00:15:58,140
we are going to need
to take this outside.
299
00:15:58,184 --> 00:16:00,708
If you own the house,
why do you smoke outside?
300
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,581
I don't know...
it's my mother's rules, I guess.
301
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,975
Always seemed kind of wrong
just breaking them
302
00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:08,846
'cause she was gone.
303
00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:14,156
Come on.
304
00:16:15,853 --> 00:16:17,507
Okay.
305
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,381
Let's start with Popper 1.
306
00:16:21,424 --> 00:16:22,948
Okay.
307
00:16:22,991 --> 00:16:25,776
I'll make this simple.
We need your beets.
308
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,430
At a fair price, of course.
309
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:29,345
I doubt the island
of Clitswell...
310
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,087
- Codswall.
- Codswall.
311
00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:33,523
Anyway, I...
312
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,438
Do you even know
where Codswall is?
313
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,788
Of course.
314
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,443
It's one of the bigger...
315
00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,619
smaller fingering islands.
316
00:16:42,663 --> 00:16:45,448
- Fingerling.
- Exactly. Fingerling.
317
00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:47,929
Thank you, Your Majesty.
318
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,975
- For?
- Confirming my suspicion
319
00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,281
that you've never had
consideration for us.
320
00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:54,109
This makes my decision
to sell our beets
321
00:16:54,153 --> 00:16:58,026
to West Loria that much easier.
322
00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:01,899
- Where the fuck is West Loria?
- West of Loria, Your Majesty.
323
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,858
- But since when?
- While you were Janet,
324
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:08,515
King Idri and his sister, Ru,
had a squabble/slight war.
325
00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,171
- Like a civil war?
- And as acting High King,
326
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:15,000
I asked myself, "What would
Margo or Eliot do?"
327
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:18,481
Support our ally, Idri.
Unfortunately, he lost.
328
00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:22,572
Now Queen Ru
rules over West Loria.
329
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:24,487
And 'cause she's pissed
we helped Idri,
330
00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:26,881
she wants all
Lady Pike's fresh beets?
331
00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:28,317
Damn.
That's cold.
332
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:30,015
Verily, they don't even have
333
00:17:30,058 --> 00:17:33,540
talking animals in West Loria.
On problem at a time.
334
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,282
- The Cumdumpsterson twat...
- Codswall.
335
00:17:36,325 --> 00:17:37,718
Oh, I know what I said.
336
00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:39,285
I'm going to firebomb the shit
337
00:17:39,328 --> 00:17:41,504
out of her floating patch
of dirt and take her beets.
338
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,158
Bada bing, bada fuck her.
339
00:17:43,202 --> 00:17:46,379
Could we be a tad
less incendiary?
340
00:17:46,422 --> 00:17:48,033
Agreed.
341
00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:50,905
What would Eliot do?
342
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:55,127
Eliot's not here, sweetie.
343
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,085
I am.
344
00:18:01,307 --> 00:18:04,832
So... just to ask this,
345
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,096
can we really risk war
with West Loria?
346
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,664
Diplomacy was Eliot's thing, Josh.
347
00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:12,187
Diplomacy is what got you elected.
348
00:18:12,231 --> 00:18:15,190
I got elected because
I listened to a drunk bear
349
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:16,800
talk about his fee-fees.
350
00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:20,543
- That's all diplomacy is!
- It was an accident.
351
00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:21,979
I don't know how
352
00:18:22,023 --> 00:18:24,765
to intentionally care
about other people's shit.
353
00:18:24,808 --> 00:18:27,898
Lucky for you, that's all I do.
354
00:18:31,163 --> 00:18:32,555
Fine.
355
00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,775
One shot, Hoberman.
356
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:47,831
Hi, we're looking for Stoppard.
357
00:18:50,138 --> 00:18:52,140
Daniel, honey.
358
00:18:54,142 --> 00:18:56,318
Come in before someone sees you.
359
00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:59,626
Amazing. I haven't seen
anything like this
360
00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:03,195
since before the exclusion laws.
361
00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:04,413
I have one of these!
362
00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:06,415
And it's missing
a spoke like mine.
363
00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:08,200
What are the odds?
364
00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:10,854
Anyway, this... this one,
it didn't come with a manual.
365
00:19:10,898 --> 00:19:12,769
Do you have any ideas?
366
00:19:12,813 --> 00:19:14,641
Well, it's hard to explain,
but I think...
367
00:19:14,684 --> 00:19:16,947
Daniel, something's not...
368
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,907
Mom? Mom, what's wrong?
369
00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:22,823
Something... something's wrong
with the spells.
370
00:19:22,866 --> 00:19:24,781
Hold on, I'll figure this out.
371
00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:26,827
Quickly, while he's busy.
372
00:19:34,391 --> 00:19:38,775
Found an outdated copy of
Taussig's Primer and a VCR manual.
373
00:19:38,819 --> 00:19:44,303
- This place has shit for helpful books.
- Well, at least it's standing.
374
00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:48,611
I cannot believe a bunch of militant
muggles beat me to burning down Brakebills.
375
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,006
- What's that?
- Oh, it was Sonia's.
376
00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:55,618
- You mean Stoppard's mother?
- I mean Sonia Kikuno...
377
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:59,013
The genius who basically
pioneered horomancy.
378
00:19:59,056 --> 00:20:02,190
This is easily one of the most
accidentally valuable things
379
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,191
I've ever stolen.
380
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:05,324
Here, look.
381
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:06,977
Wasn't that in
Stoppard's workshop?
382
00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:10,677
Yeah. That screen
opens a window in time.
383
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,506
You can FaceTime with the past
as far back as 50 years.
384
00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:15,769
It's genuinely genius.
Like, wow.
385
00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:17,901
A lot of these spells
use cinnabar.
386
00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:19,860
Hasn't... hasn't that stuff
been banned for years?
387
00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:23,385
Yeah, it causes severe
neuro-degeneration,
388
00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:25,474
which is probably what's
happening with Sonia.
389
00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:27,389
She's been hitting the cinnabar
390
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,870
pretty hard for decades,
I imagine.
391
00:20:29,913 --> 00:20:31,872
So...
392
00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:34,744
she has clockwork Alzheimer's?
393
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:38,139
Mm, kind of, but so much worse.
394
00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,880
Your brain gets unstuck in time.
395
00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:42,230
You don't know where you are
or when you are,
396
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:43,884
and you can't control it.
397
00:20:43,927 --> 00:20:47,540
It is good, good times,
and then you die.
398
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,281
Yeah, but... but it seemed
like they had a-a treatment.
399
00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:52,893
I mean, those weird watches
she had on?
400
00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:56,070
Mm, yeah, until they got
messed up...
401
00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:57,593
by us.
402
00:20:57,637 --> 00:20:59,726
Must be what started all this.
403
00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:01,815
I mean, back in timeline 40...
404
00:21:01,858 --> 00:21:04,121
It's why Stoppard
hunted us down.
405
00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,471
He's trying to save his mom.
406
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,169
Oh... now I almost
feel bad for him.
407
00:21:08,212 --> 00:21:09,431
Feel bad for us.
408
00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,215
Even if we get back
to timeline 40,
409
00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:14,088
Stoppard is going to do
anything he can to kick us out.
410
00:21:14,131 --> 00:21:15,655
Unless we kill him.
411
00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:18,484
For... trying
to save his mom?
412
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,138
Moms die every day.
Circle of life.
413
00:21:21,182 --> 00:21:22,575
Wow!
414
00:21:22,618 --> 00:21:24,446
No!
415
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,406
We help him save her.
416
00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:41,202
Am I just absorbing
417
00:21:41,245 --> 00:21:42,943
a fuck-ton of cinnabar
right now?
418
00:21:42,986 --> 00:21:45,685
Yeah, and breathing it.
419
00:21:47,164 --> 00:21:48,601
Great.
420
00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:51,952
Let's finish this
and get the hell out of here.
421
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:06,488
- Sonia?
- Who are you?
422
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,621
Friend's of Daniel,
who's grown now.
423
00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:10,187
Listen, we need to talk to you
424
00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:12,407
about that cinnabar
that you're using. It's...
425
00:22:12,451 --> 00:22:16,106
Frying my brain
into cheesecloth, I know.
426
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:19,980
Daniel used my designs to build
the device you're using.
427
00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:22,373
We talked a couple months ago.
428
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:25,420
If you were his friends,
you'd know that.
429
00:22:25,464 --> 00:22:27,291
He asked you to stop?
430
00:22:27,335 --> 00:22:28,902
Of course.
431
00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:31,339
He also told me I'm about
to have a breakthrough
432
00:22:31,382 --> 00:22:33,297
that creates
a whole new discipline.
433
00:22:33,341 --> 00:22:36,170
I can't stop now.
My work's too important.
434
00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:37,650
Fair point.
435
00:22:37,693 --> 00:22:40,000
So you're just going to pick
your clock shit
436
00:22:40,043 --> 00:22:41,697
over your own kid?
437
00:22:41,741 --> 00:22:45,484
No, idiot.
I choose both.
438
00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:47,964
I designed devices
to counter the cinnabar,
439
00:22:48,008 --> 00:22:51,925
tether my mind right here
with my work and my kid.
440
00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:55,798
As long as I have these
working for me, I'll be fine.
441
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,540
I intend to die
a very old lady...
442
00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:00,760
Sharp as a tack.
443
00:23:02,718 --> 00:23:04,546
Oh, fuck her.
It's not our fault.
444
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:05,939
She knew the consequences,
445
00:23:05,982 --> 00:23:07,680
and she still licked
her paintbrushes.
446
00:23:07,723 --> 00:23:10,030
We go back to 40, we're
taking the kid's mom away.
447
00:23:10,073 --> 00:23:11,684
I'm not doing that.
Well, I'm not losing
448
00:23:11,727 --> 00:23:13,686
my life because some
horo-bitch is a shitty mom.
449
00:23:13,729 --> 00:23:16,384
She's shitty
so he should suffer?
450
00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:18,342
We're the ones who don't belong.
451
00:23:18,386 --> 00:23:20,910
You know what?
You do you.
452
00:23:23,609 --> 00:23:26,568
I'm going back to 40
and my future wife.
453
00:23:26,612 --> 00:23:29,571
Don't touch me!
454
00:23:33,836 --> 00:23:36,186
Shit.
455
00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:45,282
Quick.
456
00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:58,382
- Anything?
- Nothing yet.
457
00:23:58,426 --> 00:24:01,560
Keep looking.
458
00:24:01,603 --> 00:24:03,518
Quentin.
459
00:24:06,173 --> 00:24:09,045
Whoopsies.
460
00:24:09,089 --> 00:24:10,612
Are you drunk?
461
00:24:10,656 --> 00:24:13,615
This body hearts tequila...
462
00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:15,269
When I'm happy, when I'm sad,
463
00:24:15,312 --> 00:24:18,402
when I'm bored because
everything is taking too long,
464
00:24:18,446 --> 00:24:20,187
meaning you.
465
00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:24,539
Relevant story... I was in a
road, and I almost got hit by...
466
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,107
What do you call it...
A big fat truck.
467
00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:29,631
But I wouldn't have felt
anything at all
468
00:24:29,675 --> 00:24:32,155
because tequila is my friend.
469
00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:35,768
Um, you know, great news...
470
00:24:35,811 --> 00:24:39,336
We've made good progress
finding that part of yours.
471
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:43,602
Um, you wouldn't still happen
to have the paper I gave you?
472
00:24:43,645 --> 00:24:46,300
Oh, I...
473
00:24:46,343 --> 00:24:47,823
misplaced it.
474
00:24:47,867 --> 00:24:50,304
Do you know anything about...
475
00:24:50,347 --> 00:24:54,569
an Egyptian god of yellow fruit?
476
00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:57,137
I'm not at all helpful
like this, am I?
477
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,312
What do you think?
478
00:24:58,355 --> 00:24:59,879
You seem stressed
479
00:24:59,922 --> 00:25:02,621
by your vast
and obvious limitations.
480
00:25:04,144 --> 00:25:06,668
Why don't we just
ask someone who was there?
481
00:25:22,199 --> 00:25:24,114
You know, for having
such desiccated hands,
482
00:25:24,157 --> 00:25:27,117
his Hieratic script's amazing.
483
00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:31,904
What did he say?
484
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:35,865
Cut our poor mummy friend
some slack, Hoo-lia.
485
00:25:35,908 --> 00:25:37,388
He took a hook to the brain.
486
00:25:37,431 --> 00:25:39,912
Of course he's got a bit
of a speech impediment.
487
00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:41,871
Oh, uh, the yellow fruit.
488
00:25:41,914 --> 00:25:46,440
It's a mandrake root,
and we are looking for Heka,
489
00:25:46,484 --> 00:25:48,660
the God of Magic and Medicine.
490
00:25:48,704 --> 00:25:51,228
It looks like he's got
one of your stones.
491
00:25:51,271 --> 00:25:52,795
Let's go kill him.
492
00:25:52,838 --> 00:25:56,015
He's already dead.
493
00:25:57,495 --> 00:26:01,978
Looks like he was buried
in the Temple of, uh...
494
00:26:02,021 --> 00:26:04,023
Esna?
495
00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:09,333
Uh, which was looted
shortly after.
496
00:26:09,376 --> 00:26:12,902
And where is it now?
My loot?
497
00:26:14,425 --> 00:26:18,168
Yes, this is very disappointing.
498
00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:20,344
Figure this out
before I get mad.
499
00:26:20,387 --> 00:26:24,478
This body craves
a cinnamon churro.
500
00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:36,055
Bye.
501
00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:53,856
Ah. Ah.
502
00:26:53,899 --> 00:26:56,206
- We can take a break.
- No, no, it's okay.
503
00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:58,425
I want to keep going.
504
00:26:59,775 --> 00:27:01,907
It bothers you, doesn't it?
That I'm so into this?
505
00:27:01,951 --> 00:27:03,866
It just worries me.
506
00:27:03,909 --> 00:27:07,565
For you, magic... you think
it just can fix everything,
507
00:27:07,608 --> 00:27:10,394
but it kind of has a way
of breaking things.
508
00:27:10,437 --> 00:27:12,396
Sometimes I feel like
everything that's gone wrong
509
00:27:12,439 --> 00:27:15,051
in my life is 'cause of it.
510
00:27:15,094 --> 00:27:19,533
Yeah, I used to say the same
about alcohol, about drugs,
511
00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:22,841
about money, but none
of that's really good or bad.
512
00:27:22,885 --> 00:27:25,888
It just is.
It's how you handle it, really.
513
00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:29,239
Uh, don't drink that.
The tap's got lead in it.
514
00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,589
You got to drink the bottled
water out of the fridge.
515
00:27:31,632 --> 00:27:34,766
- Why is there lead in the tap?
- City's pipes.
516
00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:37,073
They're old and corroded.
517
00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,770
Why don't they just fix it?
518
00:27:38,814 --> 00:27:42,774
That's cute
that you think they would.
519
00:27:50,129 --> 00:27:52,218
Asekian's Purification.
520
00:27:52,262 --> 00:27:55,439
I can show you.
It's simple.
521
00:27:57,484 --> 00:27:59,095
Can you do that
522
00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:01,401
for the rest
of the water supply?
523
00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:04,404
No, or better yet, is there
a spell that would restore
524
00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:07,494
all the old pipes in Modesto?
There is, but...
525
00:28:07,538 --> 00:28:09,801
Okay, well, then do that.
Do it, please, because you have
526
00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:12,456
no idea how many people...
How many kids are...
527
00:28:12,499 --> 00:28:14,545
I... No, it's too big.
We can't do it.
528
00:28:14,588 --> 00:28:17,461
There's not enough
ambient magic.
529
00:28:17,504 --> 00:28:20,290
The Library...
It doles out the rest?
530
00:28:22,858 --> 00:28:24,642
Wait.
531
00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:27,950
You said that they control
the levels...
532
00:28:27,993 --> 00:28:32,955
of ambient magic that
flow through the pipes, right?
533
00:28:32,998 --> 00:28:34,260
Yeah?
534
00:28:34,304 --> 00:28:36,132
I can feel one.
535
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,177
They're everywhere.
536
00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:40,701
No, no, no, no, no.
537
00:28:42,442 --> 00:28:45,576
I think this one's different.
538
00:28:46,446 --> 00:28:48,231
This one has a leak.
539
00:28:50,494 --> 00:28:53,671
This isn't just food, Margo.
540
00:28:53,714 --> 00:28:55,673
This is your secret weapon.
541
00:28:55,716 --> 00:28:59,851
You can tell a lot about
people based on what they eat.
542
00:28:59,895 --> 00:29:03,550
- Everything looks lovely.
- Thank you.
543
00:29:03,594 --> 00:29:06,249
Our chef is very...
Talented.
544
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,685
Extra.
545
00:29:07,728 --> 00:29:09,513
I'll take that as a compliment.
546
00:29:09,556 --> 00:29:12,908
Like I was saying,
is she reserved, adventurous?
547
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:15,432
Maybe she's sexy and decadent
548
00:29:15,475 --> 00:29:18,783
like a truffle lobster
mac and cheese.
549
00:29:18,827 --> 00:29:21,177
Oh, interesting.
550
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,048
Mongoose cream egg with caviar.
551
00:29:23,092 --> 00:29:24,745
She's bold.
552
00:29:24,789 --> 00:29:27,966
Proud of her accomplishments,
but being so driven
553
00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:31,404
has led her
to be lonely, misunderstood.
554
00:29:31,448 --> 00:29:33,276
- Mm.
- Uh, Tick said something
555
00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:35,408
about Codswall's polite alpacas.
556
00:29:35,452 --> 00:29:37,410
Maybe she's proud of that.
Ask.
557
00:29:37,454 --> 00:29:42,546
I hear Codswall
has upstanding alpacas.
558
00:29:42,589 --> 00:29:46,332
It is a misconception that
alpacas have behavioral issues.
559
00:29:46,376 --> 00:29:48,247
The truth is, they have a lack
560
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,162
of self-esteem
from years of shearing.
561
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:53,731
Imagine being stripped naked
twice, even three times a year.
562
00:29:53,774 --> 00:29:56,690
There it is.
She's real into her 'pacas.
563
00:29:56,734 --> 00:30:00,477
Empathize with her.
The indignity is real.
564
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:04,307
Like humans,
alpacas need affection...
565
00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:06,396
and love.
Preach.
566
00:30:06,439 --> 00:30:07,745
You may not know this,
567
00:30:07,788 --> 00:30:11,053
but I ran on a platform
of animal equality.
568
00:30:11,096 --> 00:30:12,924
My administration is the first
569
00:30:12,968 --> 00:30:16,362
to give talking animals
their rightful voice.
570
00:30:16,406 --> 00:30:19,235
I mean, that is why
we're here tonight, right?
571
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:20,976
The animals.
572
00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:24,544
I just care so damn much.
573
00:30:24,588 --> 00:30:27,591
I like to drink my tea with...
574
00:30:27,634 --> 00:30:30,289
a splash of alpaca milk.
575
00:30:36,078 --> 00:30:37,340
Would you like some?
576
00:30:37,383 --> 00:30:39,603
Uh, you can't refuse this,
Margo.
577
00:30:39,646 --> 00:30:43,694
It's straight from
my dearest Delilah's teat.
578
00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:51,876
Uh-huh.
579
00:30:55,358 --> 00:30:57,012
Do it, Margo.
580
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,973
Now!
581
00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:04,933
Yeah, good.
582
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:09,459
You are a champion.
583
00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:12,636
You can really taste the love.
584
00:31:12,679 --> 00:31:15,856
What a beautiful way to say it.
585
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:20,122
I'm afraid I may have judged
Your Majesty too quickly.
586
00:31:20,165 --> 00:31:21,993
Same...
587
00:31:22,037 --> 00:31:23,821
which is why I would love it
588
00:31:23,864 --> 00:31:26,955
if we could start fresh.
Your beets...
589
00:31:26,998 --> 00:31:29,479
Unfortunately, I have
already agreed to sell my beets
590
00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:30,654
to West Loria,
591
00:31:30,697 --> 00:31:32,873
and being a woman of my word,
592
00:31:32,917 --> 00:31:34,440
I can't go back.
593
00:31:34,484 --> 00:31:36,703
You understand, right?
594
00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:41,230
I'm going to check on dessert.
595
00:31:41,273 --> 00:31:42,840
I'm about to skin a bitch.
596
00:31:42,883 --> 00:31:45,321
I want you to double down
on the charm offense.
597
00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:46,670
You got her eating
598
00:31:46,713 --> 00:31:48,846
out of your extra-diplomatic
hands right now.
599
00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:51,762
I guess I could lube her up
some more about her alpacas.
600
00:31:51,805 --> 00:31:55,461
Yes, exactly... you,
High King Margo Fucking Hanson,
601
00:31:55,505 --> 00:31:57,028
you got this.
602
00:31:57,072 --> 00:31:58,856
I know you didn't think
you could do this,
603
00:31:58,899 --> 00:32:01,859
but, honestly, I think
you're out-Elioting Eliot.
604
00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:05,384
Ah, strawberry ricotta soufflé
is done.
605
00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:06,864
I'm gonna get that.
606
00:32:06,907 --> 00:32:09,432
You get back to winning
at High King-in'.
607
00:32:14,219 --> 00:32:16,743
Margo, what are you doing?
Being the real me.
608
00:32:16,787 --> 00:32:18,876
Let me tell you how this
is going to play out, lady.
609
00:32:18,919 --> 00:32:20,704
You're going to give me
those beets,
610
00:32:20,747 --> 00:32:26,405
and I'm not going to skin and eat any
of your tasty alpaca children, capisce?
611
00:32:26,449 --> 00:32:28,059
That's what I thought.
612
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,845
What in the hell?
613
00:32:46,848 --> 00:32:48,241
Hi.
614
00:32:48,285 --> 00:32:50,287
I can't begin to imagine
615
00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:52,724
how you fucked yourself
hard enough to get here,
616
00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:54,900
but...
617
00:32:54,943 --> 00:32:57,119
Let's take advantage.
618
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,166
Interesting choice on the hair.
619
00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:03,387
Says the guy dressed
like an ambulance chaser.
620
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:06,912
So you're dead me.
Technically.
621
00:33:06,955 --> 00:33:08,392
Does this mean I'm dead, too?
622
00:33:08,435 --> 00:33:12,918
No, no, this is a-a, uh,
kind of between space?
623
00:33:12,961 --> 00:33:15,224
I saw you zapped yourself here
like an idiot,
624
00:33:15,268 --> 00:33:17,270
and I took a coffee break.
625
00:33:17,314 --> 00:33:19,577
I mean, I've been wanting
to talk to you.
626
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,187
So then I assume you know
that I took your...
627
00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:24,408
You took my spot
in my timeline? Yeah.
628
00:33:24,451 --> 00:33:26,758
Didn't expect that twist
with Julia, though.
629
00:33:26,801 --> 00:33:29,326
Yeah, I could say the same
about Kady.
630
00:33:32,633 --> 00:33:35,593
For what it's worth, it never
felt right taking your place.
631
00:33:35,636 --> 00:33:37,377
But, you know...
Everything feels wrong,
632
00:33:37,421 --> 00:33:40,119
so you just pick something?
Yeah, of course I do.
633
00:33:40,162 --> 00:33:41,773
Real talk...
634
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,384
You got to go back.
635
00:33:44,428 --> 00:33:46,081
To 23, I know,
I'm working on it.
636
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,388
Uh, no. My timeline.
637
00:33:48,432 --> 00:33:50,259
It's where you belong.
638
00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:51,913
Okay, do you want to cut
the vague,
639
00:33:51,957 --> 00:33:54,351
omniscient Librarian shit
and just tell me why?
640
00:33:54,394 --> 00:33:57,005
It's complicated but crucial.
641
00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:58,746
You do know me existing there
642
00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:02,010
is making some very important
horomancer lady very sick?
643
00:34:02,054 --> 00:34:04,186
It's doing a lot more than that.
644
00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:07,973
Look, I know you lost everyone
you love in timeline 23...
645
00:34:08,016 --> 00:34:09,409
Really?
646
00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,977
But they're still alive
in timeline 40,
647
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,414
and if I were you, which I am,
648
00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:17,069
I'd do whatever
to not lose them again.
649
00:34:17,112 --> 00:34:20,159
Okay, you might be me,
650
00:34:20,202 --> 00:34:23,075
but you don't know me, okay?
651
00:34:23,118 --> 00:34:24,555
Those shits are not my people.
652
00:34:24,598 --> 00:34:27,993
Fair, but I know a little
about your future.
653
00:34:28,036 --> 00:34:29,560
Perks of the gig.
654
00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:31,997
So is being an abstruse dick
about it, apparently.
655
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,825
Sonia can't be saved.
656
00:34:33,868 --> 00:34:37,350
Even if you go back to 23,
she's dead within a month.
657
00:34:37,394 --> 00:34:38,656
It's terminal. Period.
658
00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:40,135
Sounds like something I'd say
659
00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,659
to make myself
feel like less of an ass.
660
00:34:41,702 --> 00:34:43,791
Bigger things at play
than your guilt, buddy.
661
00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:47,055
You got to go back. Sorry.
That's as specific as I can be.
662
00:34:47,099 --> 00:34:48,970
Sorry? Are you?
663
00:34:49,014 --> 00:34:53,758
Dude, I just jumped you clear
over 1,000 miles of bullshit.
664
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:57,457
So I'm sorry if it feels bad
in your soft little heart,
665
00:34:57,501 --> 00:35:01,330
but, more importantly,
you're welcome.
666
00:35:01,374 --> 00:35:03,420
Kady wants you.
667
00:35:04,464 --> 00:35:06,640
They all want you.
668
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,253
It's not my timeline anymore.
669
00:35:11,297 --> 00:35:13,517
It's yours.
670
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,998
So, you remember...
671
00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:21,046
that when the moment comes,
I said, "Do it."
672
00:35:21,089 --> 00:35:22,700
Do what he says, okay?
673
00:35:22,743 --> 00:35:25,311
No, not okay.
Vague as shit.
674
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,315
To go back to 40, you're
gonna want to turn this dial
675
00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:31,970
three clicks to the right.
676
00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:34,886
Tell Kady I love her...
677
00:35:34,929 --> 00:35:36,931
and I'm sorry.
678
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,809
Well, thank Christ.
679
00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:46,332
I thought
you pissed off without me.
680
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:49,553
Where'd you go?
It was, uh...
681
00:35:49,596 --> 00:35:52,860
I honestly don't know
how to explain it.
682
00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:56,385
But I know what
we got to do now.
683
00:36:02,087 --> 00:36:03,567
It's here.
684
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:11,270
Oh, God.
685
00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:14,142
You were right...
There's a crack.
686
00:36:14,186 --> 00:36:17,145
I think it could split the pipe
open and let more ambient out.
687
00:36:17,189 --> 00:36:18,756
Here.
688
00:37:00,624 --> 00:37:02,277
Once you pour it down the drain,
689
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,540
it should clean the water
690
00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:06,543
and clear the corrosion
from the pipes.
691
00:37:16,465 --> 00:37:18,729
Did I do something wrong?
Huh?
692
00:37:18,772 --> 00:37:20,774
No, I just... I can't remember
693
00:37:20,818 --> 00:37:24,778
the last time that magic
wasn't the problem.
694
00:37:24,822 --> 00:37:28,129
This calls for a drink.
695
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,877
Thank you.
696
00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:49,934
Look, we'll find the stone.
It'll be...
697
00:37:56,331 --> 00:37:58,812
What are you doing?
698
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:04,035
Stop.
699
00:38:04,078 --> 00:38:05,732
Jesus.
700
00:38:12,347 --> 00:38:14,393
Those pills can kill you.
701
00:38:14,436 --> 00:38:16,395
I'll take a new body.
I'm bored.
702
00:38:16,438 --> 00:38:18,397
You kill Eliot...
703
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,965
and you can forget
about us helping you.
704
00:38:23,097 --> 00:38:26,057
Eliot, Eliot, Eliot.
705
00:38:28,581 --> 00:38:31,018
Why do you care
about him so much?
706
00:38:31,062 --> 00:38:33,368
Because I do.
707
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:37,068
You kill him, and we are done.
708
00:38:37,111 --> 00:38:39,157
I swear to God, I am serious.
709
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,898
I will abandon you,
710
00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:44,031
and I will die trying
to burn you to the ground.
711
00:38:50,298 --> 00:38:53,345
That's cute.
712
00:38:53,388 --> 00:38:55,652
But I'm strong...
713
00:38:57,654 --> 00:38:59,525
And you're weak.
714
00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:02,615
Break my bones...
715
00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:04,748
and strangle me.
716
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:07,968
Too tired to care anymore.
717
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,666
Q.
718
00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:12,146
You hurt him,
719
00:39:12,190 --> 00:39:13,713
you take one more pill,
720
00:39:13,757 --> 00:39:16,107
and you can build your body
on your own.
721
00:39:20,589 --> 00:39:22,504
Fine.
722
00:39:22,548 --> 00:39:25,638
I'll take better care
of the meat suit.
723
00:39:28,162 --> 00:39:32,123
Mm, but you don't have to be
such a baby about it.
724
00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:43,655
Hey, what happened
with the game plan?
725
00:39:46,789 --> 00:39:49,530
Margo, are you okay?
726
00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:55,449
You stupid, stupid prick.
727
00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:58,931
How dare you say
I out-Elioted Eliot?
728
00:39:58,975 --> 00:40:00,454
Tell me, hmm?
729
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:03,544
Why would I ever want to do
anything without him?
730
00:40:03,588 --> 00:40:05,938
Hey, uh, I'm sorry.
731
00:40:05,982 --> 00:40:07,766
I-I should have known
how you were feeling.
732
00:40:07,810 --> 00:40:11,378
Why? Because I like
fettuccini and I hate rosé,
733
00:40:11,422 --> 00:40:12,640
you think you know me?
734
00:40:12,684 --> 00:40:13,946
You don't, Hoberman.
735
00:40:13,990 --> 00:40:15,992
Because if you did,
you would know
736
00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:18,124
I don't need
a new partner in crime.
737
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,953
That's not...
I was just trying to help you.
738
00:40:20,997 --> 00:40:22,999
Bullshit.
739
00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:26,132
Now, I may be a cunt,
but I am real.
740
00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:29,135
You? You're just a brown-nose
sweater boy
741
00:40:29,179 --> 00:40:34,140
desperate to matter
at all to anyone.
742
00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:35,794
Wow.
743
00:40:35,838 --> 00:40:37,970
And here I thought
I was being a friend
744
00:40:38,014 --> 00:40:40,103
who wants to be your boyfriend.
745
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:44,324
I really, really
got to work on the signals.
746
00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:47,501
- Josh, I didn't...
- Didn't mean to hurt me?
747
00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:48,981
Yes, you did.
748
00:40:49,025 --> 00:40:51,897
Believe it or not, I know
exactly who you are, Margo.
749
00:41:03,387 --> 00:41:05,824
Took you long enough.
750
00:41:05,868 --> 00:41:08,174
I nearly gave up
on you making it back.
751
00:41:08,218 --> 00:41:11,003
Yeah, well, magic was a
little scare in your timeline,
752
00:41:11,047 --> 00:41:13,527
so it took a minute to rebuild.
753
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:16,922
Where's Marina?
With her girlfriend.
754
00:41:16,966 --> 00:41:19,229
Listen, kid, we know
you're trying to look out
755
00:41:19,272 --> 00:41:20,360
for your mom.
756
00:41:20,404 --> 00:41:21,535
We get it.
757
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,973
You saying you'll leave?
758
00:41:24,016 --> 00:41:26,671
Bigger things at play here.
759
00:41:26,714 --> 00:41:29,630
Sorry, man.
I'm not going anywhere.
760
00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,767
- Is that...
- Yeah.
761
00:41:36,681 --> 00:41:41,164
It's from another timeline.
Please. Don't blow on it.
762
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,469
If you blow on it...
763
00:41:42,513 --> 00:41:44,471
It'll spread seeds everywhere,
764
00:41:44,515 --> 00:41:46,038
root itself in this timeline
765
00:41:46,082 --> 00:41:49,172
making it impossible
for you to clean?
766
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:50,651
I know,
767
00:41:50,695 --> 00:41:53,741
which is why I scattered
about ten of them an hour ago.
768
00:41:57,049 --> 00:41:58,572
I'm sorry.
769
00:42:08,582 --> 00:42:10,323
Hey!
770
00:42:10,367 --> 00:42:13,674
What are you waiting for?
It's clean! It got fixed!
771
00:42:13,718 --> 00:42:16,373
I'm serious!
772
00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:18,897
Come on, don't waste it!
773
00:42:21,204 --> 00:42:23,902
Whoo!
774
00:42:23,946 --> 00:42:25,773
You can go on ahead
if you want to.
775
00:42:25,817 --> 00:42:27,471
I'll... I'll meet you
back at the house.
776
00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:28,864
You sure?
777
00:42:28,907 --> 00:42:32,606
Yeah, I'm gonna stick around
a little while.
778
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,740
All right, I'll see you later.
779
00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:47,447
- Thanks for calling me.
- I knew you'd want to know.
780
00:42:47,491 --> 00:42:50,276
- I owe you.
- Nah.
781
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,278
This is for all of us.
782
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,485
Sheila Cozener?
783
00:43:25,529 --> 00:43:27,357
You've been a busy girl.
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