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A POP Original Series
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♪♪♪
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[Forks clink, music plays]
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- Hmm. David.
- Hmm?
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- Perhaps your indigestion
is caused by the speed
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with which you consume
your food.
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- We should do breakfast more
often, this is really fun.
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- Mhmm.
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- Hi, Mrs. Rose.
- Hello, Patrick.
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Care to ensconce yourself?
- Oh, I wish I could.
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Um, David?
- Hmm?
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- You told me you were just
running across the street
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for a cup of coffee.
- But then I got hungry.
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I hadn't eaten since last night.
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- It's just that I have to get
ready for my audition,
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and somebody has to be
at the store, so.
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- You're being audited?
Those bastards!
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- No, uh, audition.
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I'm actually trying out
for "Cabaret".
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- "Cabaret".
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- You're familiar with the show?
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- Please don't start.
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- The year was 1979.
- '79. Mhmm.
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- I was but 17.
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- She was not 17.
- Ah.
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- Hostessing at a charming
gas station deli,
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when the great director,
Rocky Nickels,
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came in for a Reuben.
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That's a sandwich.
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Little did he know,
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he would end up biting into
something
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far more suffonsifying.
- Far more suffonsifying.
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- A ripe young actress
who he'd soon cast
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in the leading role
of Sally Bowles.
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- Sally Bowles, yes.
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- In the production of...
[In Unison] "Cabaret".
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- Yes!
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Ask me how many ovations
I got on closing night.
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- Six.
- David, you know the answer!
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- That's a lot of ovations.
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- Mhmm, three by demand,
and three on the house.
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And who, may I ask,
is bold enough
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to scale this cultural monolith?
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- Jocelyn's actually directing
for the community theatre, so.
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- Jocelyn?
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- That's very ambitious
of Jocelyn.
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- Yeah well, I just thought
it could be a fun thing to do.
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- Yes, the exact sentiment
expressed by the passengers
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as they stepped aboard
the Titanic.
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- Okay, well, that's really
encouraging.
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- What?! They were having
a rip-roaring bash
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before that bloody iceberg.
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- I'm just gonna get the bill.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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- I'll be just two minutes.
- Okay.
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♪♪♪
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- Hey, Stevie.
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Excuse me,
I'll just be a minute.
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I just heard from Alexis
that Ted's mom, Cheryl,
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will be coming in
from Elm Ridge,
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and joining us for the weekend.
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So uh, I'd like to just keep
an eye out for her, okay?
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She's a lovely woman,
very striking,
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full-figured...
- Mr. Rose!
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- It's Cheryl Mullens.
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- Cheryl!
- Yes!
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- Oh, I-I-I...
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I didn't recognize you
there for some reason.
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- Well, I lost 80 pounds,
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I changed my diet,
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and I started taking
Zumba classes.
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- Well, good for Zumba.
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- And you haven't changed
at all, Johnny.
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Still as handsome as ever.
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- Oh, well, there you go.
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Uh anyway, we're gonna put you
in our best room, okay?
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- Aw!
- And, tell you what.
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It's on us, Cheryl.
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- Is it?!
- Thank you.
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You're a sweetheart.
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They don't make men
like you anymore.
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- Well, we try to treat
people good.
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Try to treat good...
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[Laughs] have a nice room.
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Day! Day. Have a nice day
in your room.
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[Laughs]
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- What?
- You gonna be okay?
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- Yeah.
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[Birds chirp]
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- Jocelyn!
- What the-- Moira!
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You really snuck up
on me there.
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Those shoes do not make
a sound.
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- Blame Wang.
- What're you doing here?
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- Alas, I was sure there was
a council-related symposium
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here this afternoon, but...
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it appears the room has been
set up
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in an audition configuration?
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- I'm so glad I'm doing
it right.
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Today is day one of auditions
for "Cabaret".
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- "Cabaret!"
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- Yeah, I actually wanted
to do "Cats",
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but everybody said that
it was too political, so.
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- I'm not sure you're aware
of this Jocelyn,
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but "Cabaret" is the very show
that launched my career.
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- Right!
- Mhmm.
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- 1979, you had a Reuben.
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- No, but never mind.
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I'm simply here to wish you
the best of luck.
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- Moira...
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since you have the strong
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personal connection
to "Cabaret",
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do you think that you could...
help me?
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- No, this is your bebe,
Jocelyn,
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and an artistic cradle robber,
I am not.
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- Okay, it's just that I have
this actual baby at home,
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plus a whole lot of term papers
to grade.
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- I wouldn't want to step
on anyone's toes.
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But if you would indulge me
a promenade along...
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memory lane,
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I'd love to sit in
on the auditions.
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- Okay, if that's as much as
you're willing to contribute.
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All righty.
- It's settled, then.
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Consider me a silent monarch
on the wall.
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- Will do.
- Now, Jocelyn...
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is this really how you want
to set up the chairs?
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- No?
- Oh God, no!
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[Bell on door jingles]
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[Roland sighs]
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[Chuckles]
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- Roland. You brought
a baby into the store.
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- Shhh. Yeah.
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And I don't know why I haven't
brought him in sooner,
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this place is perfect.
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- Thank you so much.
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- Yeah, they say that babies
fall asleep quickest
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when they're surrounded
by an eerie,
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almost crypt-like silence.
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- What can I do to shorten
your stay in my store, Roland?
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- Oh, uh, Joce wanted me
to pick up uh, some of this.
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This organic applesauce.
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Organic. Listen to me!
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Who am I? Gwyneth Paltrow?
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[Both laugh]
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- No, no, you're not.
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[Cell phone rings]
- Ah.
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[Roland Jr. cries]
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- Ooh sorry, I gotta take this.
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- What about this, though?
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- Uh, hello? Ronnie.
Hi, what's going on?
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[Gasps] No! Oh my God!
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- What?
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- Dave, please,
I'm on a private call.
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- Uh huh, okay,
I'll be right over.
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- Oh boy, sheeesh.
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- Everything okay?
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- Well, Gwen was trimming
that big oak tree
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behind her place, and she took
out a power line,
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and now there are live wires
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flailing every which way
but loose.
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[Laughs] So I guess uh,
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Rollie Jr. and I should
head over there.
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Hey, this applesauce,
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it's not gonna go bad
in the sun, is it?
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- I'd be more concerned
about the baby,
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but what do I know?
- You're right!
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You know what I'll do?
I'll leave 'em both here.
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- No! No, absolutely not!
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I have a meeting
in half an hour
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with a potential big money
client,
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and a rogue baby in my store
does not present as polished,
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or professional.
- He'll be fine.
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If he gets cranky,
give him some applesauce.
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- Those are $10 a jar!
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- Okay.
- Dammit!
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[Roland Jr. cries]
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- No, I will not accept that.
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- No, but I entered that
in there already.
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- Dad, Cheryl wants to take
a shower,
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and all she has is a facecloth.
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- Oh, okay.
Well, Stevie uh...
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can you run some towels down
to room four?
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- Why do I need to do it?
- Okay, what's the big deal?
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Just walk them over,
and drop them off.
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- Well, Alexis,
if you must know,
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when I was checking Cheryl
in this morning,
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I-I got a bit of a vibe.
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- Ew, what kind of vibe?
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- I think I might've gotten...
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a whisper of desire.
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- "Whisper of des--"
Oh my God!
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Please never use that phrase
like, ever again.
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- My face was touched.
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She was doing this.
She called me handsome!
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- Okay, Cheryl is in a happy
marriage.
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She just happens to be
very like,
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warm, and affectionate.
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- Her hand was warm
and affectionate.
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Ted! Hi!
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- Uh, my mom was just wondering
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if she could maybe get
some towels?
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- Towels? Yes!
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And perhaps you could take
these to her?
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- Oh yeah, sure.
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My mom also wants you
to join us for lunch today.
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She said she won't take no
for an answer.
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- Uh, that would leave Stevie
alone here at the counter.
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And I-I don't think that uh...
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- Oh, but I prefer it that way,
though.
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- Oh my God, Dad,
um yes, he can come.
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- Okay great,
I'll go let her know.
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She was just saying
how she wants to get
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to know you better.
- Hmm. Hmm.
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- Psh! Shh! Wait!
Do you hear that?
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- What?
- It's like a...
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faint whisper of desire.
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- That was a good one.
- Thanks!
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Oh boy. Don't do that.
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Jocelyn: Wow, Bob.
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Who knew you were a man
of so many talents?
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Well, I don't need to see
any more.
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Bob--
- Ahem!
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- Moira, is there anything
you'd like to add
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to Bob's audition?
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- I'm just marinating
in memories.
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- Okay well,
we start rehearsals--
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- But while I marinate,
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it might be worth observing
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your giving Bob a slight
redirection.
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- Mhmm...
- If that's all right?
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- Oh, I've cleared
my afternoon for this.
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- Okay, uh...
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well, try it um,
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angrier? You know, like, grr,
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put your hands on your hips.
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- Like this?
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- Oh dear.
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- Okay. Well, it seems to me,
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that it would be helpful
to both of us
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if you would just join us
here at the table.
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- Well, there's a note
I'm incapable of rebuffing.
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You heard the director.
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Thank you.
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- Do you want me to sing
"Ave Maria" again?
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- If you must, but I think what
Jocelyn is looking for here
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is a foreboding vibration
of pre-war Berlin,
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easy on the accent.
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- Roger that, yeah.
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[Laughs]
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- Okay, so this is what
we call mutual respect.
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So if you could just stay
like this for the an hour,
250
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,120
that would be ideal. Okay.
251
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,819
- Hi, David?
- Tina?
252
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,342
- Mhmm.
- Oh my goodness!
253
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,257
We are so excited
at the prospect
254
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,085
of working with "Premium
Parties".
255
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,348
- Oh, that's very sweet.
- Yeah, so as you know,
256
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,915
we can source basically
anything you need
257
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,395
when it comes
to party essentials.
258
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:16,311
Gift bags, catering,
Shaman-blessed crystals,
259
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,530
artisanal Reiki gloves.
260
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,794
- For today, I was just hoping
to hear about the store,
261
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,186
and make a connection with you.
262
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,406
- Oh, okay.
263
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,669
Yeah, no, I love making
connections.
264
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,323
[Roland Jr. gurgles]
- Oh.
265
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,499
- Oh no, that's not--
266
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:33,241
- Oh, I didn't know that
you had a little guy!
267
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,547
- Yeah, his dad is just out
right now,
268
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,288
but he should be back
any time.
269
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,855
- Oh yeah, they say that,
and next thing you know,
270
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,075
it's been an hour, am I right?
271
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,338
- Yes. Yeah.
272
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:47,037
They say it's an emergency,
but is it really, Tina?
273
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,083
- Yeah, so tell me the last
time that watching
274
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,302
the new "Fast and the Furious"
was an emergency!
275
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,043
- [Nervous chuckle]
276
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,479
- You know, I have
a two-year-old at home.
277
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,439
- Oh.
- How old's this little one?
278
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,702
- He's um, three to four
months.
279
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,399
- Oh, wow.
- Mhmm.
280
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:04,228
- He's huge for four months.
281
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,622
- Mm, big eater.
- Ah.
282
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,973
- You know, we-we do sell these
delicious granola bars.
283
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,366
- You're giving him granola?
284
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,587
- No, no, I eat
the granola bars,
285
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,328
while taking care of him.
286
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,939
He prefers um...
287
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,377
the organic applesauce.
288
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,596
- It must be so helpful to have
your own little product tester
289
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,772
here in the store with you.
290
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,817
- You know what?
291
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,253
Why don't you take this home
with you,
292
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,951
try it out on your little one.
293
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,607
- You know, I'm actually
throwing a baby shower
294
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,435
next week, uh, but I mean,
295
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,177
that's probably not enough
notice for you.
296
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,397
- I threw a baby shower
for my dear friend, Jocelyn,
297
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,268
within a day,
298
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,053
I'm pretty sure I can get
supplies by next week.
299
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,927
- You two might be my new
favourite vendors.
300
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,276
[Both laugh]
301
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,192
- Do you think that maybe
he could um,
302
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,760
show me around?
303
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,415
- Yeah. You want,
you wanna show her around,
304
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,591
little tyke?
- Show me around. Hm.
305
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,596
Cheryl: And there he was,
306
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,991
naked as the day he was born,
just wailing!
307
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,036
It had rained, and his
cotton candy was melting
308
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,298
all down his hand!
309
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,085
- Yeah, that was fun, but uh,
310
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,217
maybe we can start telling
some stories
311
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,916
about someone else
who was naked and crying?
312
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,308
- Okay, fine, but I think
everyone here
313
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,615
has already heard about
my Vin Diesel adventure.
314
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,270
- Mind if I have a fry, Johnny?
315
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,576
- No, no, go ahead,
help yourself.
316
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,753
and if anyone else wants a fry,
317
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,493
please feel free to take one.
318
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,539
- Mom, I really wish I'd have
known about this trip
319
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,280
a little bit sooner, I wouldn't
have asked Alexis
320
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,890
to help me out at the clinic
today,
321
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,370
and she could've kept
you company.
322
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,980
- Mhmm, I also wish you hadn't
asked me to help out
323
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,852
at the clinic today.
- Oh, don't worry,
324
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,419
this was just a last
minute whim.
325
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,856
I just don't know what
I'm gonna do with those tickets
326
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,814
that I bought to the Elmdale
Gallery.
327
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,644
Johnny...
328
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,341
I don't suppose you'd be
interested in playing
329
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,996
hooky today, huh?
- Oh, no!
330
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,913
I haven't played hooky
since college.
331
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,697
- Dad, I think you can spare
a couple of hours
332
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,308
to accompany Mrs. Mullens,
333
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,658
who otherwise would be going
by herself.
334
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,834
- Well, when you put it
that way, Alexis,
335
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,228
uh, I'd look like a real jerk
if I said no.
336
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,013
- Then lunch is on me.
337
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,322
A free room and now a hot date
338
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,019
with the owner of the motel?
339
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,065
[Laughs] Lucky me!
340
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:25,500
- Yeah...
341
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,896
- I can't tell you how much
this means to me, Mr. Rose.
342
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:33,116
- Oh, I'm just...
being a good host.
343
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,859
- See, my mom and my Step-Dad
separated a while ago.
344
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,079
- What? Why have I not heard
about this before?
345
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,950
- Well, I wanted to tell you,
346
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,734
but she made me promise
to keep it quiet.
347
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,954
You know, small town,
people talk.
348
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:48,697
- So Ted, your mom is currently
unattached?
349
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,308
- Yeah, yeah, but she's in
a much better place these days.
350
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,789
She's got like,
a whole new lease on life.
351
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,009
She told me that she's just
going after whatever she wants,
352
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,793
no holds barred!
353
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,362
- Oh, well hopefully,
some holds barred.
354
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,365
- Johnny?
- Hmm?
355
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,584
- I'm ready to go.
- Oh!
356
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,326
- Um Dad, if you do have
too much work this afternoon...
357
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,981
- Well, we're in it now, Alexis.
358
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,464
- Here we go. Oh, after you.
- Oh! [Laughs]
359
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,380
- Please, don't go.
- Are you serious?
360
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,642
Jocelyn: Okay, I'm just
gonna stop you there.
361
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,252
- Thank you.
362
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,428
- Um Beth, I was wondering
if you could maybe...
363
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,300
- Dig deeper, yeah.
364
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,389
Let's throw away the lines,
soften the edges.
365
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,479
- Yes, I was gonna say,
speak louder,
366
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,960
but that also sounds important.
367
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,398
So why don't we um...
- Yes, tap her out!
368
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:41,184
You step in, and lay the
groundwork for Patrick. Yes.
369
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,447
- You want me to tap in
and act with him?
370
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,232
- Mea culpa, Jocelyn,
371
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,061
I sorely underestimated
your instincts.
372
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,192
- Okay.
373
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,806
- Okay, the thing you must
understand about Cliff,
374
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,939
Patrick, is that he has been
with many women,
375
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,899
but he's never derived
true pleasure from it.
376
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,338
- I think I can wrap
my head around that.
377
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,079
- Okay, when you're ready.
378
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,345
[Patrick and Jocelyn
clear their throats]
379
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,955
- Don't go.
380
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,740
- What?
- Please, don't go!
381
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,699
- Ooh, less desperation.
382
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,180
- Are you serious?
383
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,922
- The hell with Bobby!
Maybe I like you here.
384
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,532
- Firm, but not loud.
385
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,884
- The truth is, Sally,
when you're out all night,
386
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,712
I can't sleep.
387
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,496
- Better, better.
Now seduce her.
388
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,109
- Oh my.
389
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,720
- Our little bed suddenly
seems so empty.
390
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,201
I've never felt this way
about anyone.
391
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,595
- You truly mean this?
392
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,423
- Bring it home...
393
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,773
- More than I've ever
meant anything.
394
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,645
- And, scene!
395
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,039
Oh!
- Whew!
396
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,736
- Now that is a breakthrough.
397
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,868
Patrick, thank you.
398
00:15:56,912 --> 00:16:00,046
Or should I say thank you
to our new Emcee!
399
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,135
- Oh no, no, Patrick
was auditioning
400
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,528
for the role of Cliff.
- Yes, he was.
401
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,182
But we all know you put
your biggest talent
402
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,141
front and centre.
403
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,319
Isn't that right, Jocelyn?
- Sure.
404
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,625
As long as I never have to act
again.
405
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,279
- Okay, no.
406
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,544
- Thank you! [Laughs]
407
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,546
- We'll-we'll call your people.
408
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,593
- I did not think I would
find a new vendor today.
409
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,595
- Well, sometimes
it just clicks. Here.
410
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,727
- Well, why don't I swing
back on Wednesday,
411
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,033
and pick everything up
for the baby shower?
412
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,556
- Perfect!
413
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,472
- And I hope I'll see you
on Wednesday, too!
414
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,560
- Hey!
415
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:41,130
How's my big boy?
- This must be Dad.
416
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,045
- Yes.
- Roland Schitt.
417
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,352
- Tina Holbridge.
It is so nice to meet you.
418
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,310
I've just been spending
the whole afternoon
419
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,051
with your two special guys.
420
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,359
- Oh, well, you know,
Roland Jr. and I,
421
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,578
are gettin' there,
but uh, this guy,
422
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,537
I've known him for a long time.
423
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,583
You know that he uh,
took me shopping once?
424
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,499
- Yeah, you know what?
Are you ready to take um, him?
425
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,110
Because I'm sure you have
a busy day.
426
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,199
- Yeah, I should probably
grab him, and go.
427
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,679
I'm sorry, I would've been
here sooner,
428
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,247
but I got electrocuted
three times,
429
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,120
and the last time I didn't
bounce back quite as fast.
430
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:18,820
- Oh. Well, the important part
is that you're-you're here now.
431
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,431
- Yeah, and luckily
Gwen's fine, too.
432
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,520
I don't know why she was
wearing that rubber dress
433
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,653
when she cut that wire,
but it saved her life.
434
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,569
- Hmm!
- Wow...
435
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:32,442
Well, I should probably let
you guys have some family time.
436
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,488
I am so looking forward
to working with you, David.
437
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,619
- Likewise.
438
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,535
[Roland sighs]
439
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,453
- Hey, sounds like the meeting
went pretty well.
440
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,542
- It couldn't have gone better!
Yeah.
441
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,110
So, if ever you need me
to babysit this little one,
442
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,112
I have some openings.
443
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,245
- Oh, well, that's great,
because Joce and I
444
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,116
were thinking about going to
the movies tomorrow night.
445
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,988
- I was thinking next Wednesday
between four and five pm.
446
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,382
- Mm, yeah, no, Thursday,
447
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,036
that's probably gonna be
better for us.
448
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,385
- Let's go with Wednesday.
449
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,562
[Car rumbles]
450
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,565
- Thank you, Johnny,
for a lovely afternoon.
451
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,655
- Well, it's always a thrill
to experience a collection
452
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:15,050
of nude photographs with a...
a new friend.
453
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,704
- It was eye-opening.
454
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,708
Johnny, I have something
to tell you.
455
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,233
[Door opens]
- Uh huh?
456
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,801
- Umm, what's going on
over here?
457
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,585
- Hey, you crazy kids.
458
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,283
Hope you didn't have too much
fun this afternoon.
459
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,546
- Alexis, I was just
about to tell Johnny,
460
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,636
so I might as well
tell you, too.
461
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,813
Ted's Step-Dad and I
have separated.
462
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,119
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh!
463
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,166
- It's for the best.
464
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,082
In fact, I think I've already
started to develop feelings
465
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,867
for someone new.
- So soon?
466
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,001
- You wanna know the best part?
- Not necessarily.
467
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,612
- He's charming, and handsome.
468
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,658
- Okay, I think we understand
where this is going.
469
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,703
- And ten years younger!
470
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:00,922
- Than?
471
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,317
- I've fallen for
my Zumba instructor.
472
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,318
- Bill?
- Bill.
473
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,537
- Well, Bill's great!
474
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:08,930
Does this mean that I get
his gym discount?
475
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,497
- It does!
- Awww!
476
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,716
[Ted and Cheryl laugh]
477
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,718
- This is great news.
478
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,503
Isn't this great news, Dad?
479
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,027
- Yes, yes, I'm relieved...
480
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,986
that you're so happy.
- Mhmm.
481
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,728
- Thank you for providing such
a safe place for me
482
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,948
this afternoon.
483
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,646
You know, you remind me
of my older brother.
484
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,952
- Hey, maybe I should
start calling you
485
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,562
"Uncle Johnny," then, huh?
486
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,217
- Oh, ha ha ha.
- No. Nope. Nope.
487
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,349
- Mom, come on, tell me
all about it.
488
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,220
- Oh!
489
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,529
- I'm just worried about
what that young,
490
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,357
hot young Zumba instructor
is gonna do
491
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,229
when he finds out that Cheryl
has a huge crush on you.
492
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,926
- Okay, Alexis.
493
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,319
But you bought into it
for a second there.
494
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,325
- Well, that was a great day
of auditions today, Moira.
495
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,414
- Agreed.
496
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,938
Wow, in a desert of mediocrity,
497
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,463
you managed to divine
a quiet revelation
498
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,987
in Ronnie's Fraulein Schneider.
499
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,250
- Well, I think you deserve
most of the credit.
500
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,557
You know, watching you work
with the actors today,
501
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,776
I think it was pretty obvious
that you should--
502
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,039
- Reprise my role of Sally?
503
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,433
- Uh, maybe? But...
504
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,262
- There's the age discrepancy.
Bit of a challenge there.
505
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,960
Although I did play
Liesl Von Trapp at 50.
506
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,745
- Actually...
507
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,357
working with you made me
realize that I may not
508
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,403
have the skills to do this.
509
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,449
But you, you were practically
directly by yourself today.
510
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,973
- Oh, Jocelyn, thank you.
511
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,367
And now I fear
I've overstepped.
512
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:41,283
- No, no, no, please!
Step all over me.
513
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,286
You should be the director,
it's clearly in your blood.
514
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,810
- Well, humility forbids me
from thinking
515
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:50,118
I could become a quadruple
threat that easily.
516
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:53,121
- Please, Moira.
You'd be doing me a favour.
517
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,905
I mean, it's either that,
518
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,820
or you could call
Mr. and Mrs. Tekenos
519
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:57,995
and let them know
that their daughter
520
00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,780
bit another student
at school today.
521
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,478
- I accept.
- Thank you, Moira!
522
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,263
I am happily stepping down.
523
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,134
- In title only.
524
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,484
You will be there with me
every step of the way, Jocelyn.
525
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,964
Assistant directing.
526
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,317
- Assistant directing?
- Mhmm,
527
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,320
some would argue it's even more
responsibility than directing.
528
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,150
- What have I done? No!
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