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No. 6 00:00:19,216 --> 00:00:22,299 ♪♪♪ 7 00:00:22,383 --> 00:00:24,424 I'm gonna be a dad? 8 00:00:24,508 --> 00:00:27,341 You cannot have a baby with that idiot. 9 00:00:27,424 --> 00:00:28,383 Yo, you hear that? 10 00:00:28,466 --> 00:00:29,675 I'm gonna be a dad. 11 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:30,550 Huh? 12 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:32,800 Oh! 13 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:34,424 Are you keeping it? 14 00:00:34,508 --> 00:00:36,550 Bridge, I'll take you to the clinic right now. 15 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:38,550 We can get it done, bing, bam, boom. 16 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:40,383 ♪♪♪ 17 00:00:40,466 --> 00:00:41,466 [Rafi laughs] 18 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:42,716 ♪♪♪ 19 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,550 I love you. 20 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,383 ♪♪♪ 21 00:00:46,466 --> 00:00:48,216 I hate Rafi. 22 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,550 But you're gonna have to marry him. 23 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:55,092 ♪♪♪ 24 00:00:55,174 --> 00:00:56,842 [Rafi] Bridgette Bird, 25 00:00:56,925 --> 00:00:58,508 will you marry me? 26 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,092 [Jackie] You were a beautiful baby. 27 00:01:00,174 --> 00:01:01,591 You were the most beautiful baby. 28 00:01:01,675 --> 00:01:02,842 So you're gonna have a beautiful baby. 29 00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,675 People love the halfsies. 30 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:06,216 The ones that are half and half are the most beautiful. 31 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,466 Motherhood is why God put women here. 32 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:10,299 It's your true calling. 33 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:11,258 You're gonna get stopped on the street, 34 00:01:11,341 --> 00:01:12,758 and people are gonna be like, 35 00:01:12,842 --> 00:01:14,299 "Oh, my God, is that a halfsie baby? 36 00:01:14,383 --> 00:01:15,299 They're the most beautiful babies." 37 00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:16,258 'Cause it's true. 38 00:01:16,341 --> 00:01:19,716 ♪♪♪ 39 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,341 [Zaggy] It's dear to everyone's heart. 40 00:01:22,424 --> 00:01:25,466 But without a guy, how you gonna have a kid? 41 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:29,008 Motherhood is the most fulfilling work for a woman. 42 00:01:29,092 --> 00:01:30,174 It truly is. 43 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,174 Where do you think the term 44 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,633 "motherfucker" came up? 45 00:01:32,716 --> 00:01:34,050 ♪♪♪ 46 00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:36,133 [laughs] 47 00:01:36,216 --> 00:01:38,550 [Tutu] Your children will resent you for working. 48 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:41,092 [Jackie] And for being a stay-at-home mom. 49 00:01:41,174 --> 00:01:43,008 [Tutu] It's basically indentured servitude, Bridge. 50 00:01:43,092 --> 00:01:44,550 [Jackie] And then you're gonna die poor and alone. 51 00:01:44,633 --> 00:01:45,925 - [Tutu chuckles] - [Jackie laughs] 52 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:47,341 - So here's to you. - Cheers. 53 00:01:47,424 --> 00:01:48,716 [Tutu] Cheers. 54 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:53,633 ♪♪♪ 55 00:01:54,716 --> 00:01:57,591 [pigeon cooing] 56 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,174 [traffic passing] 57 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:07,925 ♪ Eartha Kitt's "Mink, Schmink" playing ♪ 58 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:10,050 ♪ Mink, schmink ♪ 59 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:12,550 ♪ Money, schmoney ♪ 60 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:16,633 ♪ Think you're hot now, don't you, honey ♪ 61 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:19,758 ♪ What have you got ♪ 62 00:02:19,842 --> 00:02:24,466 ♪ If you haven't got love ♪ 63 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:28,174 ♪ Silk, schmilk, satin, schmatin ♪ 64 00:02:28,258 --> 00:02:32,967 ♪ A penthouse high in old Manhattan ♪ 65 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:36,258 ♪ That's not enough ♪ 66 00:02:36,341 --> 00:02:41,258 ♪ If you haven't got love ♪ 67 00:02:41,341 --> 00:02:44,925 ♪ Happiness is not a thing ♪ 68 00:02:45,008 --> 00:02:48,758 ♪ That you can buy ♪ 69 00:02:48,842 --> 00:02:49,716 - [ring clatters] - ♪ It takes loving ♪ 70 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,591 Oh, shit. 71 00:02:51,675 --> 00:02:53,842 ♪ Lotsa loving ♪ 72 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:57,842 - [groaning] - ♪ From the right guy ♪ 73 00:02:57,925 --> 00:03:01,466 ♪ Pearls, schmearls, nermen, schmermen ♪ 74 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:03,424 ♪ From Jim or Jack ♪ 75 00:03:03,508 --> 00:03:06,133 - Pet the kitty. - ♪ Or Joe or Herman ♪ 76 00:03:06,216 --> 00:03:09,008 ♪ That's not enough ♪ 77 00:03:09,092 --> 00:03:14,008 ♪ If you haven't got ♪ 78 00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:20,008 ♪ Haven't got love ♪ 79 00:03:21,883 --> 00:03:23,550 [gasps] 80 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:25,216 ♪♪♪ 81 00:03:26,299 --> 00:03:28,299 [sighs] 82 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:31,508 [panting] 83 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:35,008 [water running] 84 00:03:35,092 --> 00:03:36,591 ♪ Little bit of uh, uh ♪ 85 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,508 ♪ Little bit of uh, uh ♪ 86 00:03:38,591 --> 00:03:41,092 ♪ Get up off the dance floor ♪ 87 00:03:41,174 --> 00:03:43,341 [sings indistinctly] 88 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,341 ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪ 89 00:03:45,424 --> 00:03:47,800 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 90 00:03:47,883 --> 00:03:49,466 ♪ Getting so hot ♪ 91 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:51,424 ♪ I'm gonna take my clothes off ♪ 92 00:03:54,008 --> 00:03:57,508 [crying softly] 93 00:04:11,925 --> 00:04:14,758 [smooching] 94 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,133 [sighs] 95 00:04:23,174 --> 00:04:25,258 [whispering] I'm in labor. 96 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,299 What, baby? 97 00:04:32,258 --> 00:04:34,133 I'm in labor. 98 00:04:48,591 --> 00:04:51,466 ♪ upbeat pop music ♪ 99 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:56,466 ♪♪♪ 100 00:04:58,258 --> 00:04:59,967 [Bridge moans] 101 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,925 Like, this is gonna make or break his life. 102 00:05:03,008 --> 00:05:05,633 I still think his name should be Adolfo. 103 00:05:05,716 --> 00:05:07,758 We're not naming our kid after Hitler. 104 00:05:07,842 --> 00:05:09,133 Adolfo. 105 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:11,258 It's my grandfather's name. 106 00:05:11,341 --> 00:05:13,133 Means wolf. 107 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:16,591 Freedom, inteligencia, libertad. 108 00:05:16,675 --> 00:05:19,341 - It's the same exact spelling. - You know, natural instincts. 109 00:05:19,424 --> 00:05:21,383 - It's not the same-- - Plus an O. 110 00:05:21,466 --> 00:05:22,967 Yeah, but it doesn't mean the same thing. 111 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:24,133 There's a lot of words that change 112 00:05:24,216 --> 00:05:25,133 when you put a O after it. 113 00:05:25,216 --> 00:05:27,216 Yeah, Hitler and Hitlero. 114 00:05:27,299 --> 00:05:28,424 - Right. - Same thing. 115 00:05:28,508 --> 00:05:30,174 "Hitlero" sounds like a cereal. 116 00:05:30,258 --> 00:05:32,800 "Hitler" sounds like a serial killer. 117 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:34,174 That's a good point. 118 00:05:34,258 --> 00:05:37,591 Adolfo Gonzalez. 119 00:05:37,675 --> 00:05:40,299 Why do we even have to use Gonzalez anyways? 120 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,716 Why not? 121 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,466 What else would we name the kid? 122 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,174 You hate your dad. 123 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:46,967 You hate your dad. 124 00:05:48,383 --> 00:05:50,050 Yeah, that's why I have my mother's name. 125 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:52,758 Look, it's one thing for you not to take my name, 126 00:05:52,842 --> 00:05:54,466 but for my son? 127 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:56,008 No way. 128 00:05:56,092 --> 00:05:59,008 Okay, how about we take him out of my body, 129 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,424 put him in your stomach, 130 00:06:00,508 --> 00:06:02,216 you squeeze him out your dick, 131 00:06:02,299 --> 00:06:04,675 then we name him Adolfo Gonzalez? 132 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:10,341 [moaning] 133 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:13,383 ♪ gentle music ♪ 134 00:06:13,466 --> 00:06:15,216 ♪♪♪ 135 00:06:15,299 --> 00:06:17,341 [Fiona] All right, so... 136 00:06:17,424 --> 00:06:20,633 I'm going to take a little listen 137 00:06:20,716 --> 00:06:22,008 to his little heart. 138 00:06:22,092 --> 00:06:24,216 - [Bridge] Okay. - [Fiona] Okay. 139 00:06:24,299 --> 00:06:26,050 - Mm. - You hear that? 140 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:28,299 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? Rafi, you hear that? 141 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:30,842 - Oh, wow. - Sweet. 142 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:33,508 - Does it sound okay? - He sounds gorgeous. 143 00:06:33,591 --> 00:06:35,800 It's perfect. It's 140. 144 00:06:35,883 --> 00:06:39,925 And I want to just check his position. 145 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:40,967 [sighs] 146 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:43,550 So there he is. 147 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,174 Okay, honey. 148 00:06:45,258 --> 00:06:47,050 - Good job. Yeah? - Thanks. Thank you. 149 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:48,508 Okay. Good. 150 00:06:48,591 --> 00:06:50,341 - Okay. - So... 151 00:06:50,424 --> 00:06:52,258 - Okay. - ...anything else? 152 00:06:52,341 --> 00:06:54,716 Any fears, any kind of shames, 153 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,216 anything like that going on 154 00:06:56,299 --> 00:06:58,633 just could sort of delay the labor process. 155 00:06:58,716 --> 00:07:01,050 Good thing he's not pushing the baby out. 156 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:03,508 - Bridgette. - I was making a funny joke. 157 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,216 I was making a funny. [laughs] 158 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:08,675 And, Rafi, all sober? 159 00:07:08,758 --> 00:07:09,842 - It's all good? - [Rafi] All good. 160 00:07:09,925 --> 00:07:11,800 [Fiona] So anything? 161 00:07:11,883 --> 00:07:14,550 Yeah, I mean, as long as it really just was a kiss, 162 00:07:14,633 --> 00:07:15,842 then I think we're good, right? 163 00:07:15,925 --> 00:07:17,508 It was just a kiss? 164 00:07:17,591 --> 00:07:19,591 'Cause if you were lying about it, 165 00:07:19,675 --> 00:07:21,633 it would really--it would delay the labor process. 166 00:07:21,716 --> 00:07:22,925 Babe, I wouldn't lie about that. 167 00:07:23,008 --> 00:07:24,842 - It was just a kiss. - [Bridge] Okay. 168 00:07:24,925 --> 00:07:26,383 So it's just a kiss, we're all good. 169 00:07:26,466 --> 00:07:27,883 - [Fiona] Okay. - It's just a kiss. 170 00:07:27,967 --> 00:07:30,050 Excellent. So, Bridge... 171 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:32,092 let it go. 172 00:07:32,174 --> 00:07:33,383 - Me? Oh, no. - [Fiona] Yeah. 173 00:07:33,466 --> 00:07:35,050 It seems to me that your ego is still 174 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:36,216 hanging on to the Shaunie thing. 175 00:07:36,299 --> 00:07:37,508 Just--just let it go. 176 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,967 Just let it go, babe. 177 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,758 You're gonna kiss a woman 178 00:07:40,842 --> 00:07:43,050 and you're gonna rub my shoulder and say, "Let it go"? 179 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,550 It's one thing for her to say it. 180 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:47,299 But for you to say it is fucked up. 181 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,341 - I guess I am still... - [Fiona] Just a little. 182 00:07:49,424 --> 00:07:50,424 ...hanging on to it. 183 00:07:50,508 --> 00:07:52,050 - [Fiona] Mm-hmm. - Okay. 184 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:55,550 He's the one who gets mad when I say hi to a guy. 185 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:57,008 I don't do that anymore. 186 00:07:57,092 --> 00:07:58,716 When, starting today? 187 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,008 And I've said I'm sorry, like, a million times. 188 00:08:01,092 --> 00:08:02,508 Why are you saying that to her? 189 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:04,258 You're doing a great, great job, Rafi. 190 00:08:04,341 --> 00:08:05,341 I'm doing great too. 191 00:08:05,424 --> 00:08:07,092 Yes, you are. 192 00:08:07,174 --> 00:08:08,466 Anything you want to share? 193 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:10,174 Well, my-my biggest secret... 194 00:08:10,258 --> 00:08:11,550 Mm. Oh, God. 195 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:13,758 I really just want to be a good father. 196 00:08:13,842 --> 00:08:15,174 I want to provide for the baby. 197 00:08:15,258 --> 00:08:16,842 I want to provide for Bridgette. 198 00:08:16,925 --> 00:08:17,842 I want to give them everything they need. 199 00:08:17,925 --> 00:08:19,550 I mean, babe, think about it. 200 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,758 You got pregnant while you were on the pill. 201 00:08:20,842 --> 00:08:22,258 Not really. 202 00:08:22,341 --> 00:08:25,883 I mean, I was very inconsistent. [chuckles] 203 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:27,258 I believe in us is all I'm saying. 204 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,883 I believe in you too. 205 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,508 I think that's beautiful. 206 00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:31,842 You're such a lovely-- 207 00:08:31,925 --> 00:08:33,341 - Ow! - [Fiona] Okay. I know. 208 00:08:33,424 --> 00:08:35,174 - [groaning] - Yeah. All right. 209 00:08:35,258 --> 00:08:36,967 Here we go. Okay, honey. 210 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:37,925 - Ow! - Okay, this is-- 211 00:08:38,008 --> 00:08:39,383 Ow! Ow, my-- 212 00:08:39,466 --> 00:08:40,550 Deep breaths, sweetheart. 213 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:41,633 This is not my fault, is it? 214 00:08:41,716 --> 00:08:43,133 - Move into the-- - Go! 215 00:08:43,216 --> 00:08:44,967 - I'm sorry! - Move into the pain. Breathe. 216 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,550 - [Fiona] Deep breathing. Hum. - [Bridge moans] 217 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:48,633 [both humming] 218 00:08:48,716 --> 00:08:50,758 [hums] No. [hums] 219 00:08:50,842 --> 00:08:52,092 - [both humming] - [Fiona] Lower. 220 00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:55,550 [humming] 221 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:56,800 - Oh, God. - Good job. Good job. 222 00:08:56,883 --> 00:08:57,925 - That really hurt. - That did hurt. 223 00:08:58,008 --> 00:08:59,633 I know. I know, but... 224 00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,299 - It did hurt me. - ...the key is, 225 00:09:01,383 --> 00:09:04,633 just let go and unclench. 226 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:05,967 Do you think we should do this in a hospital? 227 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:08,591 I just wanna be safe. 228 00:09:08,675 --> 00:09:12,424 We have just gone through nine months of work together 229 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,383 - to have a home birth. - Bridgette. 230 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,466 And on the day, you're gonna suggest go to the hospital? 231 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:18,550 You're scaring me, Bridgette. I almost had a heart attack. 232 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:20,925 It's normal. It's an option to go to the hospital. 233 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,383 It's also an option to stay at home. 234 00:09:22,466 --> 00:09:24,008 - It's an option. - But look. 235 00:09:24,092 --> 00:09:26,258 Just get some protein. Go have a little fun, okay? 236 00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:27,424 - Okay. - Make love, 237 00:09:27,508 --> 00:09:29,050 and go up and down some stairs. 238 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,633 - We can do some stairs. Okay. - Yeah. 239 00:09:30,716 --> 00:09:33,216 You're one or two centimeters, so... 240 00:09:33,299 --> 00:09:34,842 tomorrow, maybe the next day. 241 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:36,383 Tomorrow? 242 00:09:36,466 --> 00:09:38,550 Or the next day. 243 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:39,925 - Oh. - Yeah? 244 00:09:40,008 --> 00:09:41,842 - Okay. - Yeah. 245 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,758 [Rafi] So I have a question. 246 00:09:44,842 --> 00:09:47,216 Why do you always have to embarrass me in front of her? 247 00:09:47,299 --> 00:09:48,675 [Bridge] What are you talking about? 248 00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:50,424 You paint me out to be, like, 249 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:52,341 this crazy, possessive boyfriend or whatever. 250 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:54,466 Well, that's because you are that. 251 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,591 Oh, and you're so, like, put together and sweet 252 00:09:56,675 --> 00:09:59,008 and nice and perfect, or what? 253 00:09:59,092 --> 00:10:00,925 [Bridge] Just chill out. 254 00:10:01,008 --> 00:10:02,716 Stop acting like that, I'll stop calling you that. 255 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,675 You know what? You're such an ice queen. 256 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:07,299 [groans] 257 00:10:07,383 --> 00:10:09,424 You know, you're like a frozen fuckin' tundra. 258 00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:12,716 - Stop being so sensitive. - Oh, yeah? Push me again. 259 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,883 Push me again and see what happens. 260 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:15,258 Push me again, see what happens. 261 00:10:15,341 --> 00:10:16,842 ♪ light music ♪ 262 00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:20,424 ♪ Frozen tundra, fr-frozen tundra ♪ 263 00:10:20,508 --> 00:10:22,466 [grunts] 264 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:27,424 ♪♪♪ 265 00:10:27,508 --> 00:10:30,258 What are you doing? 266 00:10:30,341 --> 00:10:31,842 - It's the midwife-- - [horn honks] 267 00:10:31,925 --> 00:10:34,299 [intermittent honking] 268 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,716 Okay. Okay. 269 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,299 [Bridge moaning] 270 00:10:37,383 --> 00:10:38,383 Touch my butt. 271 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:41,633 [both moaning] 272 00:10:43,258 --> 00:10:44,424 What? 273 00:10:44,508 --> 00:10:46,258 I don't feel like we have space. 274 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,508 Wanna go behind the dumpster? 275 00:10:47,591 --> 00:10:49,842 No. That's gross. 276 00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:55,508 What? 277 00:10:55,591 --> 00:10:57,842 I just feel like I'm gonna hurt the baby. 278 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,633 Okay. 279 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:07,508 That's fine. 280 00:11:07,591 --> 00:11:10,258 [sighs] Once upon a time, you'd fuck me anywhere. 281 00:11:10,341 --> 00:11:12,800 I mean, you'd really fuck anything anywhere. 282 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,842 Now I'm gonna be a mom, 283 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,299 and you don't want to have sex with me. 284 00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:21,591 And if we don't have sex, what's the point? 285 00:11:21,675 --> 00:11:23,508 You know, everything's over anyways. 286 00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,758 Baby, we're getting married. 287 00:11:25,842 --> 00:11:28,550 It's just the beginning. It's not over. 288 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:29,758 Bridgette, look at me. 289 00:11:29,842 --> 00:11:31,591 What? 290 00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:33,258 You don't have to worry about anything ever again. 291 00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:35,758 That's my point. 292 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:37,466 What's your point, Bridge? I don't get it. 293 00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:39,800 Just that we're not really gonna move to New York, are we? 294 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,299 Of course we're gonna move to New York. 295 00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:43,550 But, like, how am I supposed to work and have a kid? 296 00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:46,092 It's been done, babe. I promise you. 297 00:11:46,174 --> 00:11:48,216 I just wanted to be classy. 298 00:11:48,299 --> 00:11:51,341 I wanted to travel and just-- 299 00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:53,258 I mean, I've never even been to Maine. 300 00:11:53,341 --> 00:11:55,341 [laughs] Baby, you'll go to Maine. 301 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,925 But can I be classy? 302 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,050 Of course you can be classy. 303 00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,092 But it's gonna be as a mom. 304 00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:02,216 Like, a classy mom who just... 305 00:12:02,299 --> 00:12:04,092 [sighs] 306 00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:11,758 I know how much you love me. 307 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,758 I do love you. 308 00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:17,092 I do. 309 00:12:26,299 --> 00:12:28,633 You want to go to Pino's? 310 00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:30,424 Get a slice of pizza? 311 00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:31,424 - Yeah. - Yeah? 312 00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:32,675 I think I'm just hungry. 313 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,925 I think you're just hungry, right. 314 00:12:35,008 --> 00:12:36,008 Yeah. 315 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:37,008 All right. 316 00:12:37,092 --> 00:12:40,050 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 317 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:43,550 ♪♪♪ 318 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:47,591 ♪ Have you ever thought how small you are ♪ 319 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:51,258 ♪ In the world today ♪ 320 00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:52,967 ♪ Well, I have, I have ♪ 321 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:55,633 ♪♪♪ 322 00:12:55,716 --> 00:13:00,424 ♪ Have you ever thought about the universe... ♪ 323 00:13:00,508 --> 00:13:03,383 [Rafi] What do you think about a Puerto Rican wedding? 324 00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:04,842 What? 325 00:13:04,925 --> 00:13:06,466 [Rafi] A Puerto Rican wedding. 326 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:07,967 [Bridge] Yeah, maybe. 327 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,633 Seems kind of complicated, you know? 328 00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:11,216 - Ow. - Sorry, babe. 329 00:13:11,299 --> 00:13:13,383 - [cell phone chimes] - And far. 330 00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:16,133 It's so far. 331 00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,008 Who keeps texting you? 332 00:13:18,092 --> 00:13:20,633 - [boy] I'm not playing anymore. - [girl] Why? 333 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,883 I said I'm not playing anymore! 334 00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:26,008 Don't fucking tag me when I said I was out! 335 00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:28,299 I'm not playing anymore! 336 00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:30,675 There they are, guys. There they are. 337 00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:33,466 What is she doing here? 338 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,883 - What? - Get up. 339 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:36,550 She's here. We gotta go. 340 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:37,883 - We gotta go. - No, no, it's your mother. 341 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,299 - Hey, Colleen! - [Tutu] Hi! 342 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,675 - [Rafi] How are you? - Good. How are you? 343 00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:42,800 [Tutu] How's my belly? 344 00:13:42,883 --> 00:13:44,216 You need some help, honey? 345 00:13:44,299 --> 00:13:45,341 - No. - [Tutu] You want some help? 346 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:46,424 - [moaning] - Hold on to me. 347 00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:47,800 Hold on to me. Okay. 348 00:13:47,883 --> 00:13:49,466 All right, I gotcha. 349 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,842 Oh, God, you're in labor right here in a park. 350 00:13:51,925 --> 00:13:52,842 - This is not safe. - Okay. Oof. 351 00:13:52,925 --> 00:13:54,050 - Okay. - Okay. 352 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,800 Rafi, come on. 353 00:13:55,883 --> 00:13:57,758 - You okay? - [sighs] 354 00:13:57,842 --> 00:13:59,633 Yeah. Fiona said everything's fine. 355 00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:00,883 It's very early on. 356 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,050 It could be days before he comes. 357 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,675 Look, all you gotta do is focus. 358 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,050 Focus, and you'll be fine. 359 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:08,466 You can handle anything. 360 00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:09,842 Thank you, Joe. 361 00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:12,133 Remember the Fibonacci spiral. 362 00:14:12,216 --> 00:14:14,050 - What? - It's the DNA of the universe. 363 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,550 It's the life and start of everything. 364 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:17,550 Okay. 365 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:18,883 Just roll your hips. 366 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,299 Everything'll come together. 367 00:14:20,383 --> 00:14:22,341 The Fibonacci spiral. What are you, new? 368 00:14:22,424 --> 00:14:23,550 [Tutu] Okay, Zag. We'll meet you at the hospital, 369 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:25,092 - sweetheart, okay? - [Bridge] No. 370 00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:26,675 No, I'm still having the baby at home. 371 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,550 Okay. All right. Well, that's okay, Bridgette. 372 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:29,925 That's fine. You know. 373 00:14:30,008 --> 00:14:31,675 It's not too late to change your mind, 374 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,716 unless, of course, 375 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,341 you know, it's during the birth of the baby 376 00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:37,174 and something tragic happens 377 00:14:37,258 --> 00:14:39,675 and you're not at a hospital; you're at home. 378 00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:40,842 There are no lifesaving devices there. 379 00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:42,133 - You know. - Okay, Colleen. 380 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,174 - Okay? - Just relax, okay? 381 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,716 But we'll meet you there. 382 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,967 That's okay. We'll meet you there. 383 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,216 That's good. Okay? Come on. 384 00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:49,258 - Mom. Come here. - Yeah? 385 00:14:49,341 --> 00:14:50,758 I just need to talk to her for a second. 386 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:51,883 What do you need from Mommy, baby? 387 00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:53,133 Tell me. What do you need? 388 00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:54,716 - I'm gonna go home. - Yes. 389 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,883 - And I'm gonna call you... - Mm-hmm. 390 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:57,383 ...as soon as the baby comes. 391 00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:58,967 As soon as he comes, I'm gonna call you. 392 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:00,383 You're gonna come over. 393 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,675 But I'm gonna go home and have my baby 394 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,383 the way I want to have it. 395 00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:05,508 You're gonna need me there, Bridgette. 396 00:15:05,591 --> 00:15:07,258 - I'm coming. - No. 397 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,299 - Mom, listen to me. Mom. - Bridgette, no, I know-- 398 00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:09,967 - Listen to me. - I'm listening. 399 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,092 - It's my baby. - I know. 400 00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:13,174 And I'm gonna call you after he comes. 401 00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:14,967 No, I'm coming to your home. 402 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,299 - No. - Bridgette. 403 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,299 No. Boundaries. 404 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,008 You want to talk about boundaries? 405 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,800 You had unprotected sex with that loser. 406 00:15:21,883 --> 00:15:23,133 Colleen, what the fuck? 407 00:15:23,216 --> 00:15:24,842 Okay, now you're definitely not coming. 408 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,633 Yes, I am. 409 00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:29,800 No, you're not. 410 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,967 You are fucking selfish, Bridgette Bird. 411 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,383 Yes, you are. 412 00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:38,008 [sighs] 413 00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:39,800 Did you tell her we were here? 414 00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:41,424 I just think if your mom 415 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,050 thinks it's a good idea to go to the hospital... 416 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,050 - Okay. - ...you should think about it. 417 00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:46,216 I'm gonna walk the steps. 418 00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:49,299 - And you are not following me! - Okay. 419 00:15:50,424 --> 00:15:53,299 ♪ plaintive music ♪ 420 00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:55,050 ♪♪♪ 421 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,967 [man] Don't slow down now. 422 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,424 Finish it strong. 423 00:15:58,508 --> 00:16:00,967 Come on, you got it too. Come on, let's go. 424 00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:03,133 Yeah, Mama! Come on, you got it. 425 00:16:03,216 --> 00:16:04,800 - Let's go. - Let's go. Few more steps. 426 00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:06,299 - You got it. Come on. - You're at the finish line. 427 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,341 - There it is. - There you go. All right. 428 00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:10,299 - All right. - You okay? 429 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,008 - You sure you're okay? - [panting] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 430 00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,424 - Thank you. - Good job, guys. 431 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:15,341 - Ooh. Okay. - How you feeling? 432 00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:16,758 - Do you want some help? - Ooh, okay. 433 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,174 Get back down? 434 00:16:18,258 --> 00:16:19,883 - You sure? - Yeah, you guys... 435 00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,341 - you guys keep going. - Let's help her out. 436 00:16:21,424 --> 00:16:23,050 - All right, guys. - Okay, I don't really 437 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,008 - like to be lifted up. - Here we go. Ready? 438 00:16:24,092 --> 00:16:25,883 - On three, guys, ready? - Okay. 439 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:26,758 - One, two, three. - ♪ One, two, three ♪ 440 00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:28,883 ♪ Four, five, six ♪ 441 00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,133 ♪ The Modern Lovers' "Roadrunner" playing ♪ 442 00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:32,174 Maybe I do like to be lifted up. 443 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:35,216 ♪ Going faster miles an hour... ♪ 444 00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:36,508 [Bridge moaning] 445 00:16:36,591 --> 00:16:38,633 [men whooping] 446 00:16:38,716 --> 00:16:41,675 ♪ ...with the radio on ♪ 447 00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,758 ♪ I'm in love with Massachusetts ♪ 448 00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:45,550 [Bridge] Thank you. 449 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:48,424 ♪ And the neon when it's cold outside ♪ 450 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,424 ♪ And the highway when it's late at night ♪ 451 00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:53,800 ♪ Got the radio on ♪ 452 00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:55,550 ♪ I'm like the roadrunner ♪ 453 00:16:55,633 --> 00:17:00,508 ♪♪♪ 454 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:03,675 Hey! 455 00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:05,675 Hey, you gotta pay for that! 456 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,050 - What? - You gotta pay for that! 457 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,133 Oh, this? Oh, I thought it was free. 458 00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:10,758 Sorry, it-it looked free. I'll put it back. 459 00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:13,050 Who the fuck's giving away free Larry Bird jerseys? 460 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,008 I know, right? I thought so too. 461 00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:15,133 But then I figured maybe someone's 462 00:17:15,216 --> 00:17:16,883 celebrating Larry Bird and-- 463 00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,133 Look, I'm pregnant. I'd never steal. 464 00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:20,424 I'm still gonna need that back. 465 00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,050 Okay, sorry. 466 00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:24,508 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 467 00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:26,675 Okay, I'm just gonna take a seat right here. 468 00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:28,466 I really wasn't stealing. 469 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,758 You know, some of the worst thieves I know are mothers. 470 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:31,925 I could believe that. 471 00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:33,675 [grunts] Whoa, okay. 472 00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,008 [gasps] 473 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:37,092 How long you been in labor? 474 00:17:37,174 --> 00:17:38,716 Since this morning. 475 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,133 Mine lasted three days. 476 00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:41,174 What? 477 00:17:41,258 --> 00:17:42,883 Fuck. No, no, no. 478 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,050 I cannot do this for three days. 479 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,716 I'm sorry. 480 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,675 Those really signed by Larry Bird? 481 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:49,299 Yeah. 482 00:17:49,383 --> 00:17:50,883 Okay, I'm sorry. I really wasn't-- 483 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,258 I would never steal from you. 484 00:17:52,341 --> 00:17:53,133 I--now that we know each other-- 485 00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:54,675 - Keep it. - Really? 486 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,424 See? 487 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,925 Someone was giving away Larry Bird T-shirts. 488 00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:00,925 Only in Boston. 489 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,675 ♪ low atmospheric music ♪ 490 00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:12,591 ♪♪♪ 491 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,591 - [Bridge] Here's good. - [man] All right, here you go. 492 00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:19,591 [Bridge] Thank you. 493 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,967 [Tutu] Where the fuck have you been? 494 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,967 You want to try that again? 495 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,967 I'm really glad you're home. 496 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:32,925 Fine. You can stay, 497 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,758 but you gotta be in the kitchen. 498 00:18:34,842 --> 00:18:38,758 [Bridge bellowing] 499 00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:40,383 [Tutu] What are you guys moving a rug for? 500 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,466 She's screaming in there. 501 00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:43,550 Making space. 502 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:44,716 - [Tutu] Ah. - Yeah. 503 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,633 [humming] 504 00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:50,800 [moaning] 505 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,508 [gasping and panting] 506 00:18:56,591 --> 00:19:01,508 ♪♪♪ 507 00:19:12,092 --> 00:19:13,758 There's watermelon in there. 508 00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:16,008 - Watermelon? - Yeah. 509 00:19:16,092 --> 00:19:17,341 She likes watermelon. 510 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:22,508 ♪♪♪ 511 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:38,050 And I don't remember so much screaming when I had my two. 512 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,591 But then again, I took the meds, you know. 513 00:19:40,675 --> 00:19:43,258 No pain, no pain. That's what I think. 514 00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:44,716 You know. 515 00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:51,174 - Watermelon? - Go fuck yourself. 516 00:19:52,716 --> 00:19:54,633 [moans] 517 00:19:54,716 --> 00:19:56,383 [Fiona] Just relax, Bridge. 518 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:58,591 [moans] 519 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,466 [moans] 520 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,383 [Rafi] I don't know what she wants. 521 00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:03,925 Well, if she said, "Fuck you," that usually means 522 00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:05,424 she doesn't want what you're doing. 523 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,550 I don't know what to do. What should I do? 524 00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:08,299 Listen to me, okay? 525 00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:10,466 Possums, they have 20 babies in each litter, 526 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,842 and you know what? The mom only has 13 teats. 527 00:20:12,925 --> 00:20:14,424 You know what that means? 528 00:20:14,508 --> 00:20:15,716 Seven of them are not gonna make it. 529 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,133 But they have those babies, 530 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,591 and there's possums everywhere, 531 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,258 and she's gonna be able to do it, Rafi. 532 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,341 You get out there, and you love her. 533 00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:25,758 Okay. Okay. 534 00:20:25,842 --> 00:20:27,925 [moans] 535 00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,092 [Leigh] Okay, you're doing great. 536 00:20:30,174 --> 00:20:31,466 Do you need anything? 537 00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,383 Should I clean some of this up? 538 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,591 [Fiona] Yeah, there's some rags right over there. 539 00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:39,675 ♪♪♪ 540 00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:41,383 [Tutu echoing] Is that normal, what she's doing? 541 00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:43,341 The dripping of the blood? 542 00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:45,466 [Fiona] It's completely normal. 543 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,258 - [Tutu] It's normal? - [Fiona] Yeah. 544 00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:50,050 It's called bloody show. 545 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:53,299 Okay, well, I had two children, and I didn't have any of this, 546 00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:55,842 so you think it's time maybe to go to the hospital? 547 00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:57,883 Yeah, well, you were probably lying down. 548 00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,550 I was. That's right. You're right about that. 549 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,675 We don't need to go to the hospital. She's fine. 550 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:03,383 [Bridge moaning] 551 00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:06,216 [Bridge] I'm just gonna sit. 552 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,716 Okay, let me just grab you a towel, okay? 553 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,383 Mm, okay. 554 00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:11,883 - Give me one second. - Okay. 555 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:15,633 [moaning] 556 00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:16,967 What, are you on Facebook or something? 557 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,967 - I'm entering vitals. - [Tutu] Oh. 558 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,383 Not on Facebook. 559 00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,341 [Tutu] Fiona, when I was pushing her out, 560 00:21:22,424 --> 00:21:25,092 it was like trying to get a basketball out of my nose. 561 00:21:25,174 --> 00:21:26,716 - I couldn't get her out. - Rafi. 562 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,092 [Tutu] Bridgette was, like, stuck right in there... 563 00:21:28,174 --> 00:21:29,716 - Tell her to be quiet. - Huh? 564 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,216 - [Tutu] You know what they did? - Tell her to be quiet. 565 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:32,508 [Tutu] They put this prong thing in, 566 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,216 and they sucked her head right out. 567 00:21:34,299 --> 00:21:35,508 - [Fiona] Right. - Do you have any of those? 568 00:21:35,591 --> 00:21:36,883 - We're not doing it that way. - Oh. 569 00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:38,466 [Fiona] We're doing it differently. 570 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,216 Okay, I just thought that was standard-- 571 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,925 - Please, please, just-- - Rafi, I'm doing the best I-- 572 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:43,883 I know. Just whisper, okay? 573 00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:45,800 [whispering] For the record, I never left the kitchen. 574 00:21:45,883 --> 00:21:47,258 I'm still... 575 00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:48,383 Okay, go to her. Go, go, go. 576 00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:49,508 Okay. 577 00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:52,758 [moans] 578 00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:55,341 ♪♪♪ 579 00:21:55,424 --> 00:21:58,258 [breathing heavily] 580 00:21:58,341 --> 00:22:03,466 ♪♪♪ 581 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,800 [Fiona] Beautiful angel. 582 00:22:08,883 --> 00:22:11,092 - You okay? - Mm-hmm. 583 00:22:11,174 --> 00:22:12,341 Yeah. 584 00:22:12,424 --> 00:22:17,591 ♪♪♪ 585 00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:33,466 [moaning] 586 00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:35,383 - Fiona. - [Fiona] Yes. Yes. 587 00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:36,967 [moans] 588 00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:39,133 It feels like he's coming out my butt. 589 00:22:39,216 --> 00:22:40,758 He is not coming out your butt. 590 00:22:40,842 --> 00:22:45,216 You are feeling the pressure from his head. 591 00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:47,550 You just go with that. Yeah? 592 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:49,216 - If I go with it... - You just go with that. 593 00:22:49,299 --> 00:22:50,758 ...he's going to come out my butthole. 594 00:22:50,842 --> 00:22:53,550 He is not going to come out your butthole. 595 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,050 He is coming out your vagina. 596 00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:58,174 - So, Leigh... - Mm-hmm. 597 00:22:58,258 --> 00:23:00,466 ...have you ever run a marathon? 598 00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,341 A marathon? I have not. 599 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,883 A triathlon? 600 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,174 A triathlon? No. 601 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,675 - A biathlon? - No, I-- 602 00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:08,883 Anything that has a "thon" and a "lon" in it? 603 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:12,258 [grunting] 604 00:23:18,967 --> 00:23:20,883 [grunting] 605 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,842 [retching] 606 00:23:22,925 --> 00:23:26,174 [grunting loudly] 607 00:23:26,258 --> 00:23:28,967 [panting] 608 00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:30,925 Oh, no. 609 00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:32,216 Oh, no. 610 00:23:32,299 --> 00:23:36,883 [grunting] 611 00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:40,800 [gasping and panting] 612 00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:42,758 Oh, shit. 613 00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,050 Rafi. 614 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,550 Rafi. 615 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,258 Fuck. 616 00:23:49,341 --> 00:23:51,383 I peed. I pooped. I threw up. 617 00:23:51,466 --> 00:23:53,967 - [clears throat] - Can you get my mom? 618 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:55,842 Okay. 619 00:23:55,925 --> 00:23:58,133 Colleen. 620 00:23:58,216 --> 00:23:59,675 You okay, sweetie? What's up? 621 00:23:59,758 --> 00:24:02,050 I peed. I pooped. I threw up. 622 00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:03,299 Oh, okay. 623 00:24:03,383 --> 00:24:05,299 Good girl. Triple play. 624 00:24:05,383 --> 00:24:06,466 - Come on. Give me your hands. - Mm. 625 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,341 Get you in that shower. Don't worry. 626 00:24:08,424 --> 00:24:10,299 It just all came out at the same time. 627 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:12,800 Yeah, you smell like a zoo, honey. [chuckles] 628 00:24:12,883 --> 00:24:14,883 - [groaning] - Lean on me. 629 00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,842 Right there. Sit on the end. 630 00:24:16,925 --> 00:24:18,466 - [groans] - Okay. 631 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,550 - [groans] - This is gonna help. 632 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:23,299 I think I touched poop with my hand. 633 00:24:23,383 --> 00:24:24,716 Well, give me your hand, baby. 634 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,925 Give me your hand. 635 00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:28,341 - Okay, here's some soap. - Okay. 636 00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:30,341 We're cleaning you up. 637 00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:33,133 I'm sorry. 638 00:24:33,216 --> 00:24:35,800 No need to be sorry, Bridge. 639 00:24:35,883 --> 00:24:38,341 You're just clearing out the tracks, okay? 640 00:24:38,424 --> 00:24:40,383 Now, Bridgette, look at me. 641 00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:42,092 You're gonna get in the shower, 642 00:24:42,174 --> 00:24:44,050 and you're gonna remember that you're Bridgette Bird 643 00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,299 and you can do anything. 644 00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:46,967 Thanks, Ma. 645 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,591 All right, now, you get in that shower. 646 00:24:48,675 --> 00:24:49,842 [Bridge groaning] 647 00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:51,424 Good, good, good, angel. 648 00:24:51,508 --> 00:24:53,299 - [Bridge groaning] - Good, good, good. 649 00:24:53,383 --> 00:24:55,675 Move into the pain. 650 00:24:55,758 --> 00:24:57,716 [screaming] 651 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,424 Good, good, good. 652 00:25:00,508 --> 00:25:02,591 ♪♪♪ 653 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:05,508 Feels kinda good. 654 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:08,008 Like we're dancing. 655 00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:11,424 It's like the Fibonacci spiral. 656 00:25:11,508 --> 00:25:13,508 [Tutu] You keep swirling, baby. Keep swirling. 657 00:25:13,591 --> 00:25:15,174 What if Zaggy's right? 658 00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:16,299 [laughter] 659 00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:17,758 We won't tell him. 660 00:25:17,842 --> 00:25:20,550 [moaning] 661 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:25,050 ♪♪♪ 662 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,842 [groaning] 663 00:25:27,925 --> 00:25:29,133 [Rafi] Okay, okay. 664 00:25:29,216 --> 00:25:32,967 [screaming] 665 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:35,424 - Why won't he come? - [Fiona] He will come. 666 00:25:35,508 --> 00:25:38,174 - [Bridge] Why won't he come? - Come on, come on, come on. 667 00:25:38,258 --> 00:25:41,092 ♪♪♪ 668 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:42,258 I can't do this. 669 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,758 Yes, you can, Bridgette. 670 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:44,925 I can't do this. 671 00:25:45,008 --> 00:25:46,299 You're doing it, sweetie. 672 00:25:46,383 --> 00:25:47,341 You're doing it right now. 673 00:25:47,424 --> 00:25:48,633 You're almost there, honey. 674 00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:50,050 You're doing so good. 675 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,633 What do you need? Do you need ice chip? 676 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:52,925 - Do you need something? - Shh. 677 00:25:53,008 --> 00:25:54,174 Okay, all right. 678 00:25:54,258 --> 00:25:56,383 Why won't he come? 679 00:25:56,466 --> 00:25:58,174 Call him by his name. 680 00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:00,800 - [Bridge groaning] - Call him by his name. 681 00:26:00,883 --> 00:26:03,008 Come on, Larry! 682 00:26:03,092 --> 00:26:05,508 Aah! Come on, Larry Bird! 683 00:26:05,591 --> 00:26:08,216 Aah! Come on, Larry Bird! 684 00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:11,174 [groaning, gasping] 685 00:26:11,258 --> 00:26:12,383 - Do you like Larry? - I like it, babe. 686 00:26:12,466 --> 00:26:13,758 - You do? - I do. 687 00:26:13,842 --> 00:26:15,216 That name doesn't have to be permanent, 688 00:26:15,299 --> 00:26:17,050 but just for now, it's good. 689 00:26:17,133 --> 00:26:18,967 - [Bridge panting] - You're doing beautifully. 690 00:26:19,050 --> 00:26:20,341 I'm gonna give you everything you need. 691 00:26:20,424 --> 00:26:21,341 - Okay. - Okay? 692 00:26:21,424 --> 00:26:23,050 - Okay. - All right? 693 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:25,967 ♪♪♪ 694 00:26:26,050 --> 00:26:29,174 - [hums] - I'll give you anything. 695 00:26:29,258 --> 00:26:31,967 Rafi, 696 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:34,133 I love you. 697 00:26:34,216 --> 00:26:36,716 ♪♪♪ 698 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,466 [sobbing] 699 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:40,716 ♪♪♪ 700 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,216 I can't marry you. 701 00:26:43,299 --> 00:26:44,967 - Okay. - Okay? 702 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,216 Okay. 703 00:26:46,299 --> 00:26:48,716 Okay, baby. 704 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,092 It's okay. It's okay. 705 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,383 - [Bridge crying] - [Rafi] It's okay. 706 00:26:53,466 --> 00:26:55,133 It's okay. It's okay. 707 00:26:55,216 --> 00:26:56,550 [groaning] 708 00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:58,800 [Tutu] Hold her up. Hold her up. 709 00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:00,675 [Fiona] You're doing fine. 710 00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:01,967 All right, here he comes. 711 00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,967 Here he comes, angel. 712 00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:04,967 - Here he comes. - [Tutu] Come on, Bridgey. 713 00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:06,633 Here he comes. 714 00:27:06,716 --> 00:27:08,466 - [Rafi exclaiming] - Oh, there you go. 715 00:27:08,550 --> 00:27:10,758 Okay, oxygen? There he goes. 716 00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:12,508 I'm just gonna check his little... 717 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,133 [speaking indistinctly] 718 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,299 There you go. 719 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,299 There we go. 720 00:27:17,383 --> 00:27:19,258 There you go. 721 00:27:19,341 --> 00:27:21,758 [baby whimpering] 722 00:27:21,842 --> 00:27:23,883 [baby wails] 723 00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:26,050 [laughter] 724 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:29,508 - There he is! - [Tutu] He's so beautiful. 725 00:27:29,591 --> 00:27:31,633 - Is he okay? - Yes, he's beautiful. 726 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:34,258 He's beautiful. He's perfect. 727 00:27:34,341 --> 00:27:35,341 [baby wails] 728 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:38,508 Oh, yes! Yes, angel. 729 00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:40,299 Beautiful. 730 00:27:40,383 --> 00:27:44,258 [baby wails] 731 00:27:44,341 --> 00:27:46,842 All right. 732 00:27:46,925 --> 00:27:49,633 ♪ Dennis Kamakahi's "Pu'uanahulu" playing ♪ 733 00:27:49,716 --> 00:27:51,424 ♪♪♪ 734 00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:53,341 There you go. There you go. 735 00:27:53,424 --> 00:27:56,258 - Oh, there, baby. - [baby cries] 736 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,424 There you go. 737 00:27:57,508 --> 00:28:00,299 [baby wails, whimpers] 738 00:28:00,383 --> 00:28:02,925 [Tutu] Oh, my God, he's a beauty. 739 00:28:03,008 --> 00:28:04,925 [laughter] 740 00:28:05,008 --> 00:28:06,800 [Tutu] Bridgey. 741 00:28:06,883 --> 00:28:08,092 Hi. 742 00:28:08,174 --> 00:28:10,424 [Tutu] He's a fighter. He's a Bird. 743 00:28:10,508 --> 00:28:13,633 [Tutu chuckles] 744 00:28:13,716 --> 00:28:14,758 ♪♪♪ 745 00:28:14,842 --> 00:28:16,299 [Tutu] He's a beauty. 746 00:28:16,383 --> 00:28:18,424 And I'm his grandma. 747 00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:20,508 Yeah, you are. 748 00:28:20,591 --> 00:28:23,050 What's he gonna call you? 749 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:24,383 Tutu. 750 00:28:24,466 --> 00:28:25,842 What's Tutu? 751 00:28:25,925 --> 00:28:27,424 That's Hawaiian for Grandma, 752 00:28:27,508 --> 00:28:29,466 and you know I've always wanted to be Hawaiian. 753 00:28:29,550 --> 00:28:30,591 - [chuckles] - Okay. 754 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:32,174 This is my chance right here. 755 00:28:32,258 --> 00:28:33,675 - Okay, Tutu. - [laughter] 756 00:28:33,758 --> 00:28:36,466 Look at him. 757 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:40,258 ♪♪♪ 758 00:28:40,341 --> 00:28:42,424 Hello. 759 00:28:42,508 --> 00:28:43,967 [laughs] 760 00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:48,133 ♪ Ha'ina 'ia mai ♪ 761 00:28:48,216 --> 00:28:52,508 ♪ Ana ka puana ♪ 762 00:28:52,591 --> 00:28:56,716 ♪ Kaulana kou inoa ♪ 763 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,758 ♪ Pu'uanahulu ♪ 764 00:29:30,383 --> 00:29:32,216 [woman] Supahsmaht. 48278

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