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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,406 --> 00:00:05,326 Hi, I'm Marnie. 2 00:00:05,533 --> 00:00:07,240 And... 3 00:00:07,492 --> 00:00:09,866 ... I think I'm a sex addict. 4 00:00:12,501 --> 00:00:16,731 Even as I was saying it, I knew I was probably in the wrong place. 5 00:00:16,972 --> 00:00:18,798 Just to get you up to speed, 6 00:00:18,838 --> 00:00:21,255 that's me telling a room full of strangers 7 00:00:21,278 --> 00:00:24,582 how I'm such a horny bastard I can lose an entire day 8 00:00:24,615 --> 00:00:27,337 thinking about milking my mum. Yes! 9 00:00:27,348 --> 00:00:28,962 Fingering a horse... 10 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:31,640 ... or getting teabagged by my dentist. 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,970 And that's them thinking, 12 00:00:34,037 --> 00:00:36,827 "You're not a sex addict, you're a danger to society." 13 00:00:36,878 --> 00:00:38,782 Cut to... 14 00:00:50,782 --> 00:00:52,300 Thanks, love. 15 00:00:59,337 --> 00:01:01,160 Would anyone else like to share? 16 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,731 Yeah. 17 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,445 I'm Charlie. 18 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,235 Porn addict. 19 00:01:06,243 --> 00:01:08,977 And I've been sober for nearly a year. 20 00:01:09,184 --> 00:01:12,035 This guy, though. He's the real deal. 21 00:01:12,057 --> 00:01:14,560 He actually gets off on the shit he thinks about. 22 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,335 - They love him! - I went to this phone shop 23 00:01:17,979 --> 00:01:20,475 and I remembered that's how it starts. 24 00:01:20,651 --> 00:01:22,830 I remembered how it feels. 25 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,760 He's had some wanks in some very interesting places. 26 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,475 The things his penis has seen. 27 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,560 Predominantly the inside of his hand. 28 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,014 And you want it. 29 00:01:33,081 --> 00:01:35,774 You need it, so, so you chase it. 30 00:01:35,899 --> 00:01:37,875 You'll do anything to get it. 31 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,642 That, right there, that is why I don't belong here. 32 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,916 I don't want anything to do with the shit I think about. 33 00:01:44,983 --> 00:01:47,715 Ooh, hang on, he's getting to the climax. 34 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,310 And then you come and it's like all your thoughts, 35 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:52,820 all your fucking amazing thoughts, being 36 00:01:52,945 --> 00:01:55,353 sucked into your brain and exploding. 37 00:01:55,386 --> 00:01:57,470 It feels incredible. 38 00:01:57,745 --> 00:02:00,338 You feel like you're finally you. 39 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:04,702 That's the problem, I don't know what me feels like. 40 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:27,474 Oh, hey. 41 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,883 I'm not a sex addict, am I? 42 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,132 Yeah, no, you're not a sex addict. 43 00:02:39,444 --> 00:02:41,495 Everyone's gone for a cuppa. 44 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:44,195 Think I'll give it a miss, thanks. 45 00:02:44,475 --> 00:02:46,128 What are you doing now? 46 00:02:47,371 --> 00:02:48,940 Um... 47 00:02:49,366 --> 00:02:52,346 ... it was nice of you to wait, but... 48 00:02:52,581 --> 00:02:56,962 ... I don't really feel like being around people after that. 49 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,515 All right, big head, I wasn't waiting for you. 50 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,847 - I was waiting for her. Hey, Lynn. - Hi, Charlie. 51 00:03:05,177 --> 00:03:07,407 She runs Introduction To Felting, 52 00:03:07,692 --> 00:03:12,112 the ancient craft of transforming wool fibres into textile material. 53 00:03:12,471 --> 00:03:16,073 Oh, so, like, the opposite of porn? 54 00:03:16,302 --> 00:03:17,938 That's why I'm doing it. 55 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,718 My therapist said it's avoidance, but then I made him a felt replica 56 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,528 of his dog and he loved it. 57 00:03:23,653 --> 00:03:25,219 You should come. 58 00:03:25,344 --> 00:03:28,240 Um... I don't know. 59 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,800 I'm not chatting you up. 60 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,179 No, I know you weren't. 61 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:33,897 I mean, obviously, why would you? 62 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:38,218 - Are you coming, Charlie? - Yes. And, um, so's she. 63 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:39,840 Oh. 64 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,478 At least when I'm a mumbling, crazy woman 65 00:03:55,506 --> 00:03:56,944 roaming the streets of London, 66 00:03:56,966 --> 00:03:59,812 I'll be able to felt my own clothes out of dead rats. 67 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,391 - Lovely work, Charlie! - Thank you. 68 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,320 Not a natural crafter either? 69 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,953 Don't know what I am. 70 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,040 Quite shit at felting? 71 00:04:18,244 --> 00:04:20,720 Maybe because I'm not a menopausal woman? 72 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,491 Fuck off! 73 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,023 I do activities to keep me busy, 74 00:04:25,073 --> 00:04:27,454 alternative entertainment helps. 75 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:29,120 And the group, obviously. 76 00:04:29,245 --> 00:04:31,168 It's cool that you've found your people. 77 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,115 Must be a group for people with sexy thoughts. 78 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,690 They're not sexy, they're disgusting. 79 00:04:37,161 --> 00:04:38,572 What, so it's... 80 00:04:39,177 --> 00:04:41,009 ... pretty intense in your head? 81 00:04:42,129 --> 00:04:43,367 Yep. 82 00:04:48,129 --> 00:04:49,635 What's happening now? 83 00:04:50,162 --> 00:04:51,976 You just want to perv. 84 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:56,205 Take more than a saucy anecdote to get me off, trust me. 85 00:04:58,457 --> 00:05:01,857 20 minutes thinking about the colour of Lynn's pubic hair. 86 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,526 Yeah, well, I mean, who isn't? 87 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:10,680 And then, another ten wondering why I'm thinking that. 88 00:05:11,161 --> 00:05:16,455 And then, what if I ripped off her pubes and felted that? 89 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,483 Come on, you amateur. 90 00:05:27,024 --> 00:05:29,349 You're not layering your tufts. 91 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,831 - Looks like a hippy's merkin. - Eugh! 92 00:05:58,831 --> 00:06:01,143 Give it to your mum, they love that shit. 93 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,712 I moved to London to stop my parents finding out I'm a perv. 94 00:06:04,734 --> 00:06:08,035 I'm not sending them a snazzy pubic wig in the post. 95 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,428 But, it's art! 96 00:06:09,553 --> 00:06:11,417 And some art's shit. 97 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:15,238 Do you want to go for a drink? 98 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,921 - I should go... - Yeah, no, sorry... 99 00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:19,680 - Bit intense. - No, no, no, I don't drink. 100 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,475 Yeah, not good for the head and all that. 101 00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:26,771 - Yeah, sorry. Oh, I sound really desperate. - No, no, you don't. You don't. 102 00:06:26,827 --> 00:06:28,210 We should, um... 103 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:31,779 - We should stay in touch or something. - Yeah? 104 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:33,499 Yeah. 105 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:35,075 It's just... 106 00:06:35,324 --> 00:06:38,937 ... other than this guy I vomited on and this woman 107 00:06:38,943 --> 00:06:42,516 I really offended, you're the only person I've met in London. 108 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,238 Stop it, you flirt! 109 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,829 What did you do to her? 110 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,115 Ah, something sexual. 111 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:58,773 Well, rule 101 of porn and sex addict support, make amends. 112 00:06:58,975 --> 00:07:00,689 Make amends? 113 00:07:00,814 --> 00:07:02,634 I'm not a porn or a sex addict. 114 00:07:02,986 --> 00:07:04,667 What the fuck am I? 115 00:07:05,244 --> 00:07:07,753 I don't belong in a group, not even felting. 116 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,428 Well, let's make our own one. 117 00:07:09,473 --> 00:07:12,559 Just be you and me, so, less chairs to put away at the end. 118 00:07:12,901 --> 00:07:15,600 - I'm not chatting you up. - Stop chatting me up! 119 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,501 I wouldn't know what to do with you. 120 00:07:24,957 --> 00:07:27,956 Making amends is an essential part of recovery. 121 00:07:28,001 --> 00:07:29,320 Yes! 122 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,732 Wait, this is the 21st-century. 123 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:34,800 People don't make amends in person, that's creepy. 124 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,702 Nope. I'll just send an e-mail. 125 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,195 Do you want me to make you some breakfast? I don't mind. 126 00:07:41,245 --> 00:07:43,797 No, I'm going out, I think. 127 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,520 Oh, was it a mad one last night? 128 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,377 Are you on a come-down? 129 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,840 It was really PG, actually. 130 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,840 - You meet anyone interesting? - Yeah, I did, this guy. 131 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,761 If you ever need to borrow my bed, just say, 132 00:07:55,795 --> 00:07:57,677 because you won't fit a man in that cupboard. 133 00:07:57,802 --> 00:08:00,280 It's really more of a friends thing. 134 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,010 Oh, right, with benefits. 135 00:08:03,089 --> 00:08:05,595 Sexual intercourse, running errands! 136 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,600 No, like, someone I can talk to about stuff. 137 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,576 You can talk to me about anything. 138 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:13,402 OK. 139 00:08:17,088 --> 00:08:18,500 So? 140 00:08:18,847 --> 00:08:21,915 Maybe not just yet, because I've got this interview thing. 141 00:08:21,952 --> 00:08:23,677 Oh, same. A load of women called Karen 142 00:08:23,682 --> 00:08:26,153 are coming in to try and impress me. 143 00:08:26,831 --> 00:08:29,442 Well, wait a minute, I'll come with you. 144 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,641 I wish I was like her. 145 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,760 She is who she is and she doesn't give a fuck what people think of her. 146 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,880 I give too many. 147 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,520 MUSIC: Downtown by Petula Clark 148 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,800 So, big interview, how are you feeling? 149 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,358 Fine. Excited. 150 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,929 I see this a lot in HR. 151 00:08:55,963 --> 00:08:58,200 - What? - Simmering panic. 152 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,079 - Yeah, your face, it's shaking. - No, it's not. 153 00:09:01,204 --> 00:09:04,345 Well, if you need any tips for anxiety, I'm your gal. 154 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:06,613 I was a very nervous child. 155 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,105 I used to chew holes in all my clothes, 156 00:09:09,128 --> 00:09:11,475 Mother thought we had a moth problem. 157 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,161 I know what you should do. 158 00:09:13,189 --> 00:09:15,400 Just picture everybody naked. 159 00:09:18,886 --> 00:09:20,617 Story of my life. 160 00:09:20,651 --> 00:09:24,146 Well, right now, it's more of a harrowing tale. 161 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,360 MUSIC CONTINUES 162 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,520 Hello. 163 00:10:30,225 --> 00:10:31,766 Doesn't equal... 164 00:10:34,763 --> 00:10:37,289 Can you just, just one moment... 165 00:10:39,049 --> 00:10:40,560 Yeah, I'm fine. 166 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,129 Hi. 167 00:10:45,031 --> 00:10:46,680 Hi. 168 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,640 - Can you just come over here for a moment? - OK. 169 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:49,994 What the fuck are you doing here? 170 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:52,844 I know this is really weird of me, but I can explain. 171 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:56,040 - Go on, then. - OK. 172 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,309 So, the gay thing first. Yeah... 173 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,893 ... when I said you weren't my type... 174 00:11:06,022 --> 00:11:09,798 ... it's 'cos I like people who are a bit more masculine. 175 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:16,050 Are you saying you tried to get with me 'cos I look masculine? 176 00:11:16,078 --> 00:11:18,867 - Or you didn't, 'cos I don't? - The second one. 177 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:22,750 And when I say masculine, I mean... 178 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,596 ... so, they're actually men. 179 00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:28,336 - Not women. - You're a fanny tourist. 180 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,520 - If that's what it's called. - Yeah, it is. 181 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,286 I'm really sorry. 182 00:11:34,747 --> 00:11:36,128 People confuse me. 183 00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:38,996 And I've got this thing in my head that I thought would unconfuse me, 184 00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:41,815 so I had to do it, and... that was you. 185 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:44,487 You know, this isn't Love Island, you just can't do that to people. 186 00:11:44,527 --> 00:11:45,792 Yeah, I know. 187 00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:47,611 There must be something wrong with me. 188 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,698 Right, is that it? 189 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:55,312 Because I've an article to write on bi-curiosity. 190 00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:58,901 There's something else, also. 191 00:12:00,548 --> 00:12:02,726 Is that intern offer still a thing? 192 00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:04,626 - Or... - You want to work here? 193 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:07,122 - You said you needed interns. - SHE SCOFFS 194 00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:09,546 - I know what I did was fucked up. - Yeah. 195 00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:11,819 I don't normally do things as fucked up as that. 196 00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:15,601 Well, recently, I do, but that wasn't me. 197 00:12:16,058 --> 00:12:17,421 This is me. 198 00:12:18,518 --> 00:12:20,082 Hello! 199 00:12:21,893 --> 00:12:24,228 I know you probably think I'm just some random Scottish person 200 00:12:24,228 --> 00:12:25,880 - that you met at the club. - Yeah. 201 00:12:26,069 --> 00:12:28,521 But, if you gave me a chance, 202 00:12:28,776 --> 00:12:31,156 I would try really hard not to fuck it up, 203 00:12:31,174 --> 00:12:33,961 like I've fucked up our previous interactions. 204 00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:36,345 I'll do anything. 205 00:12:38,546 --> 00:12:40,795 Nothing sexual, though, 'cos I'm a professional! 206 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,135 Sorry. 207 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,665 One day. 208 00:12:48,495 --> 00:12:49,839 What, seriously? 209 00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:51,524 Yeah, we could actually do with the help today. 210 00:12:51,546 --> 00:12:52,814 And, for the love of God, if anyone asks, 211 00:12:52,828 --> 00:12:54,423 - I found you on LinkedIn! - OK. 212 00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:56,368 Oh, this is fucked up, don't fuck this up. 213 00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:58,196 I won't, I promise. 214 00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:05,133 - Are you going to come with me? - Yeah, mm-hm, yeah, yeah. 215 00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:08,530 Right, we'll set you up here. 216 00:13:08,561 --> 00:13:11,880 - Cindy's on holidays again. - Cool. 217 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,359 Ignore these. 218 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,358 These are freebies, she's not like some sort of sexual deviant. 219 00:13:19,662 --> 00:13:22,212 - Do you know how to use a landline? - Uhh... 220 00:13:22,674 --> 00:13:25,523 Hello! Yep. 221 00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:28,507 Right, well, I have shit to do so can you just answer the phones 222 00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:30,602 - and try to be normal? - Yeah. 223 00:13:31,095 --> 00:13:32,971 Thanks again for this. 224 00:13:39,756 --> 00:13:41,257 If you want me to be normal, 225 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:44,630 then maybe don't seat me at a desk covered in genitals. 226 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,515 That's not normal. 227 00:14:00,662 --> 00:14:02,200 Hi! 228 00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:21,938 Just, ah... yeah. 229 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,626 Morning, colleague. 230 00:14:29,091 --> 00:14:30,615 I'm Marnie. 231 00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:33,461 Yeah, we met. You're the one who... 232 00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,891 Oh, no, just, maybe we could forget about that, 233 00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:38,592 - because of the Amber thing. - OK. 234 00:14:39,516 --> 00:14:41,225 Hello, stranger. 235 00:14:43,124 --> 00:14:44,636 Nice to meet you. 236 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:46,384 - For the first time ever. - Can you not? 237 00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:47,801 Yeah, I won't. 238 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,044 Does anyone want tea? 239 00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:06,826 That's you, the tea. 240 00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:08,480 Oh, yeah, sure. 241 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,019 You better ask people what they want 242 00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:12,321 'cos Yorkshire and one isn't good enough for some people. 243 00:15:12,618 --> 00:15:14,108 I'll have one, though. 244 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,570 - Can you do... ? - Tea! Yeah, I'm on it. 245 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:21,609 Spring/summer content, how this year's number one styles are... 246 00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:23,586 SHE SIGHS ... bullshit! 247 00:15:23,608 --> 00:15:25,384 I'm not wearing waders as shoes 248 00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:28,135 just 'cos some designer twat's been fishing. 249 00:15:29,418 --> 00:15:31,743 So, how's sobriety? 250 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,491 Er, pros... 251 00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:35,306 Whose was the green tea? 252 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:40,773 Pros, cheap, glowing skin, clarity of thought... 253 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,464 - Who's the green tea? - which is... 254 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,616 Er, it's kind of like grieving. 255 00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,795 - There's a stage one, which is regret... - That's jasmine. 256 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,261 - What the fuck am I doing? - Oh, wait, this is the green tea! 257 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,546 Sorry, can you just put those down so we can... 258 00:15:51,788 --> 00:15:53,904 - Yeah, sorry. - Thanks. 259 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,640 Can you just sit there? 260 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,261 Sorry, Amber, you were saying? 261 00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:03,107 Oh, sorry. 262 00:16:03,152 --> 00:16:06,903 Stage two, you got smugness, "My skin is like marble." 263 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:11,344 Stage three, arrogance, "I could do this for life." 264 00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:13,630 And stage four, you got glee, 265 00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:15,642 "I cannot wait for a fucking drink tonight!" 266 00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:18,743 But at least with sobriety you can remember all your sexual conquests. 267 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,858 SHE SPLUTTERS 268 00:16:21,126 --> 00:16:22,385 That's the problem. 269 00:16:23,026 --> 00:16:25,984 I'm actually thinking celibacy for my next piece, 270 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:28,776 because the mad scatter-gun approach to having sex 271 00:16:28,803 --> 00:16:32,000 - is too much of an effort. - SHE COUGHS 272 00:16:32,236 --> 00:16:34,146 Yeah, everyone, sorry, this is... 273 00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:35,360 It's Marnie. 274 00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:36,964 ... Marnie. 275 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,038 So, tell us about yourself. 276 00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:50,552 Hi, I'm Marnie. 277 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,280 And, uh... 278 00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:06,200 What are you, get the fuck off the table! 279 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,600 Get off the... 280 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,200 ... ah! 281 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,519 Uh... 282 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,043 Uh... 283 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:23,040 I'm a 24-year-old woman... 284 00:17:28,643 --> 00:17:30,615 ... currently living in London. 285 00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:43,659 Did anyone see Newsnight last night? 286 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,997 Does everyone think I'm basic? 287 00:18:18,512 --> 00:18:20,398 WHISPER: Should you be talking to me? 288 00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:24,934 All I could say was age, sex, location, that's kind of basic, 289 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,160 like I'm a dead body. 290 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,841 How can you be basic with Pantone 292C vomit? 291 00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:32,560 Which is still there, by the way. 292 00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:35,129 I think I saw a tomato plant growing out of it this morning. 293 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,880 Eugh! You should call the council. 294 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,021 - Or, a fox. - HE LAUGHS 295 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,640 Do I want that? 296 00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:44,959 I can't remember what I decided. 297 00:18:46,253 --> 00:18:48,920 - Came to see how it's getting on? - Good, yeah. 298 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,756 Very clean. 299 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,092 - What are you up to tonight? - Nothing. 300 00:18:59,217 --> 00:19:01,200 Hanging out with the girl I live with. 301 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:05,658 We have this drinks thing after, for some investors. 302 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,566 Can you stick around for it? 303 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,360 Yeah. 304 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,521 RSVP! 305 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,185 You can go now, just come back around seven. 306 00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:18,969 Great. 307 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,960 PHONE BEEPS 308 00:19:33,108 --> 00:19:36,721 _ 309 00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:49,897 _ 310 00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:04,523 Hey, come here! 311 00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:11,760 - Don't you have a job? - No, sabbatical. 312 00:20:11,885 --> 00:20:14,280 Why are we in a medical library? 313 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,480 Alumni. Get my money's worth. 314 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,454 And my yin class was cancelled. 315 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,031 - If I don't keep busy, I just fap. - Fap? 316 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:25,000 - Onomatopoeic term for masturbating. - Shh! 317 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,300 I was doing some research for you, 318 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,067 to help you with what you are. 319 00:20:30,139 --> 00:20:32,912 Thanks, but I don't need you to mansplain something 320 00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:35,253 that's been going on in my brain for the last ten years. 321 00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:38,235 No, no, I wouldn't. I know... 322 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,095 you know yourself, and you've just met me. 323 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,546 But I want to help you with your... 324 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,080 ... head. 325 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,932 And I won't be mansplaining, I'll just be reading. 326 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,595 - All right? - Fine. 327 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,670 But if the NHS can't tell me, 328 00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:55,340 then an unqualified man with a book isn't going to. 329 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,451 Obsessive-compulsive disorder. 330 00:21:05,521 --> 00:21:06,758 You're welcome. 331 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,400 I don't have OCD. 332 00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:11,386 - Wait! Just hear me out. - Shh! 333 00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:14,506 OCD is a psychiatric disorder characterised 334 00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:16,371 by obsessive thoughts and compulsive actions. 335 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,670 I'm really untidy, I don't wash my hands for long enough 336 00:21:19,702 --> 00:21:21,795 and I always leave the house with tealights accidentally burning. 337 00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:24,067 And I don't care because they're little and they just go out! 338 00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:26,774 Obsessions manifest as recurring, intrusive thoughts, 339 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,440 which are disturbing thoughts, images or ideas. 340 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,366 Compulsions are the actions sufferers carry out to relieve 341 00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:33,788 the anxiety they cause. 342 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,750 Liking wine, moving to London, 343 00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:39,267 and gate-crashing random support groups are not compulsions, 344 00:21:39,285 --> 00:21:41,544 - they're subtle cries for help. - Shh! 345 00:21:41,598 --> 00:21:42,682 No talking! 346 00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:44,340 - Sorry, we're going. - Typical obsessive things include... 347 00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,595 - We're going! I'm sorry. - Contamination, illness, and... 348 00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:48,144 - Come on, Charlie! - Sufferers also obsess 349 00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:51,628 about violence, murder, blasphemy and sex. 350 00:21:52,919 --> 00:21:54,000 What? 351 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,593 Sexual obsessions can include doubts over deviant behaviours, 352 00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:01,038 but also, unfaithfulness or suitability of one's partner 353 00:22:01,061 --> 00:22:03,552 - or sexual orientation. - That sounds like me. 354 00:22:03,605 --> 00:22:05,045 What if I sinned? 355 00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:06,873 What if I don't really love my partner? 356 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,961 What if I feel sexual love for a parent? 357 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,480 What if I assaulted someone? 358 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,273 What if I'm infected? What if I'm sexually attracted to animals? 359 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,707 What if my entire personal identity is wrong? 360 00:22:15,716 --> 00:22:16,679 Give me this. 361 00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:22,259 Oh, my God. 362 00:22:24,674 --> 00:22:26,078 Oh, my God. 363 00:22:26,831 --> 00:22:28,556 Oh, my God! 364 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,855 Fuck! 365 00:22:30,905 --> 00:22:33,000 Charlie, it's OCD! 366 00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:34,955 I've got OCD! 367 00:22:35,009 --> 00:22:36,201 Told you, kiddo. 368 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,560 - Fuck! Fuck! - Shh! 369 00:22:40,685 --> 00:22:42,628 Fuck! 370 00:23:05,274 --> 00:23:07,996 Yesterday, that would have been a bollock flying at my head. 371 00:23:08,036 --> 00:23:10,765 Today, it's just an unwashed Pink Lady. 372 00:23:10,994 --> 00:23:14,112 I am sick in the head, and there are thousands of other people 373 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,569 just as fucked up as me. 374 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,738 I'm finally part of a community. 375 00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:49,620 Hey! Babe, I said seven. 376 00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:52,869 It's only half past. Sorry, I didn't know it was a bang on seven thing, 377 00:23:52,883 --> 00:23:54,442 - I didn't... - I wanted you to help set up. 378 00:23:54,478 --> 00:23:56,934 And you're meant to be pouring that into folks' glasses, 379 00:23:56,966 --> 00:23:58,436 not down your throat. 380 00:23:58,481 --> 00:24:00,547 Oh, my God, shit, I... 381 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:03,374 I didn't know it was work, I thought it was social. I'm so sorry. 382 00:24:03,419 --> 00:24:05,099 It's fine, maybe I wasn't clear. 383 00:24:05,121 --> 00:24:06,932 Just keep people topped up, all right? 384 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:09,875 - Yes, I was actually a waitress... - Brilliant! 385 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,055 There you go. Enjoy. 386 00:24:55,443 --> 00:24:57,362 - Marnie! - I'm just going to dump these 387 00:24:57,384 --> 00:24:59,737 - and I'll be back with the wine. - No, babe, come have a rest. 388 00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:04,339 But, our aim over the next few quarters is to really expand 389 00:25:04,371 --> 00:25:06,248 our male-targeted content. 390 00:25:06,517 --> 00:25:08,310 I mean, we're doing our bit. 391 00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,735 Obviously, token male. 392 00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:12,661 Uh, hello. 393 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:16,510 And investing in new talent, is another important one. 394 00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:17,840 Hi! 395 00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:22,439 Marnie is doing some work experience for us. 396 00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:23,586 Yep. 397 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:25,831 Experiencing the work! 398 00:25:25,956 --> 00:25:28,184 She's not from here. Are you? 399 00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,556 I'm from Scotland. 400 00:25:29,565 --> 00:25:31,389 Whereabouts? I wouldn't know it. 401 00:25:31,425 --> 00:25:32,649 Because it's in Scotland. 402 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,400 Just this tiny place no-one's heard of, 403 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,246 people drive straight through it to get to somewhere better. 404 00:25:39,564 --> 00:25:41,581 Unless they've got to stop in the lay-by to vom 405 00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:43,360 or do dogging or something. 406 00:25:46,434 --> 00:25:47,600 I wouldn't. 407 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:50,253 Stop, I mean, not do dogging. 408 00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:52,225 I wouldn't do dogging either, though. 409 00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:55,980 Unless it's a toss-up between that and getting out the car. 410 00:25:56,105 --> 00:25:57,773 Ooh, toss-up! 411 00:25:58,405 --> 00:25:59,905 Because it's dogging? 412 00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:03,558 I'm just going to do these. 413 00:26:04,947 --> 00:26:07,815 She certainly has a unique perspective! 414 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:12,328 There you are. 415 00:26:13,126 --> 00:26:15,680 Thought you'd change your mind halfway through again and run off, 416 00:26:15,702 --> 00:26:18,122 and I was like, "Ooh, can't take the rejection." 417 00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:20,830 Nope, still here. Glasses. 418 00:26:21,762 --> 00:26:22,959 Cleaner will do them. 419 00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:24,115 I don't mind. 420 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:27,898 Well, everyone's bailed, 'cos it's a school night. 421 00:26:27,983 --> 00:26:30,039 And I have to get Steph home, because she had white wine 422 00:26:30,062 --> 00:26:31,693 and she shouldn't. 423 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:36,780 Thanks for tonight. 424 00:26:37,022 --> 00:26:38,527 Thanks for letting me in. 425 00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:41,031 That was good work today. 426 00:26:41,072 --> 00:26:42,618 Was it, though? 427 00:26:44,388 --> 00:26:46,776 - See you tomorrow. - See you! 428 00:26:49,596 --> 00:26:51,823 Wait... what? 429 00:26:54,158 --> 00:26:55,530 Yes! 430 00:27:03,229 --> 00:27:04,493 Hi. 431 00:27:15,168 --> 00:27:16,987 There's a button on the side. 432 00:27:17,028 --> 00:27:19,645 - What? - You've got to press the button. 433 00:27:25,193 --> 00:27:26,470 Ha. 434 00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:34,492 Amber's gone if you're waiting for her. 435 00:27:35,249 --> 00:27:36,553 I wasn't. 436 00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:41,402 Uber, Mamood, 4.9 stars. 437 00:27:48,442 --> 00:27:50,468 I wanted to get you alone, actually. 438 00:27:50,979 --> 00:27:52,328 Not in a creepy way. 439 00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:55,765 To say thanks for the whole vom sit. 440 00:27:56,235 --> 00:28:00,412 I'm glad it was you and not a sex offender. 441 00:28:01,188 --> 00:28:02,582 Me, too. 442 00:28:04,652 --> 00:28:06,552 I stayed in London because of you. 443 00:28:07,345 --> 00:28:10,114 Not because of you, but because of what you said. 444 00:28:10,195 --> 00:28:11,955 About people not giving a shit. 445 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,240 So, thanks. 446 00:28:19,747 --> 00:28:21,930 - How are you getting home? - I'm just going to Tube it. 447 00:28:23,242 --> 00:28:24,411 I'll come with you. 448 00:28:26,762 --> 00:28:28,303 What about your Uber? 449 00:28:30,992 --> 00:28:32,000 It's cancelled. 450 00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:50,057 Not bad for a day's work. 451 00:28:50,555 --> 00:28:53,125 I can still count my friends on one hand, 452 00:28:53,147 --> 00:28:57,094 but at least I know why I sometimes picture that hand fisting them. 453 00:28:59,507 --> 00:29:00,945 Life is good. 454 00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:03,641 Or, at least, not as shit as it has been. 455 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,424 - Sorry! - It's fine. 456 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:23,081 The next station is Finsbury Park. 457 00:29:23,848 --> 00:29:26,594 The doors will open on the right-hand side. 458 00:29:27,588 --> 00:29:31,671 Change for the Piccadilly line and National Rail Services. 459 00:29:50,531 --> 00:29:51,746 Fuck! 460 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,760 No, no, no. 461 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,240 PASSENGERS MOAN 462 00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:00,858 No, stop! 463 00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:05,367 Oh, God! 464 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,386 Fuck! 465 00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:13,696 It's not me, it's not me. 466 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:16,001 It's not me, it's my OCD. 467 00:30:16,851 --> 00:30:18,926 It's not me, it's my OCD. 468 00:30:20,303 --> 00:30:22,773 It's not me, it's my OCD. 469 00:30:23,992 --> 00:30:25,473 It's not me. 470 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,581 It's my OCD. 471 00:30:30,001 --> 00:30:31,302 Are you OK? 472 00:30:38,777 --> 00:30:40,280 Yeah, I'm OK. 473 00:31:01,657 --> 00:31:04,801 Wow, I actually am OK. 474 00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:11,932 Oh, hello. 475 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,480 MUSIC: It's A Wonderful Life by Sparklehorse 476 00:31:16,605 --> 00:31:21,605 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 477 00:31:21,655 --> 00:31:26,205 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34573

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