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So I have what I've been told
is a moral dilemma.
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Whatever your gut is telling you,
do the opposite.
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That's what I thought at first,
so I switched,
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but that made me think
I should switch again,
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so now, where am I?
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I'm going back to my phone,
give me a nudge when she gets to it.
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Patrick's getting married.
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And the phone is down.
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I feel like he and Christy just broke up.
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They did.
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Men are pigs.
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Unless he reconnected
with a long-lost love.
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In that case...
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It's the fitness model.
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He hid the ring in her "A-sigh" bowl.
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I thought it was "A-kye."
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You're both wrong, it's a "sigh-ee."
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Who cares how you say it?
It's just sherbet.
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Actually it's "Sher-bit."
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Okay, goodbye.
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Stop.
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How's Christy taking it?
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She doesn't know.
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Welcome to the aforementioned dilemma.
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Why haven't you told her?
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Because Adam's taking me away...
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...for a romantic weekend
at a spa-resort in Reno.
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In theory, oh,
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but how can I enjoy making sweet love
with Adam in our room...
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...with partial mountain view when I keep
getting Facetimed by a puffy-eyed Christy?
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Partial view?
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I thought he loved you.
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Go back to your phone.
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Bonnie, part of being a mother
is putting your child before you.
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That child is 40 years old.
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And this child has never had
a hot stone massage.
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Oh Marjorie, it's just two days.
Let her have some fun.
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She's looking at a lifetime
of partial views.
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Exactly, I can just as easily
crush my daughter's world on Monday.
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And maybe bring her a Reno snow globe
to soften the blow.
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She hates those things.
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Not everyone does.
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Dilemma over. I think she knows.
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We can't be sure.
It might be something I did.
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Please be something I did.
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What's the matter, honey?
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Patrick's getting married.
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He posted on Instagram.
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He gave her a ring in an "Ahcha-chi" bowl.
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-Actually...
-Let her have this.
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Want a hit?
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No, thanks. I already had a log
of cookie dough for lunch.
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I just don't understand
how Patrick can get over me so fast.
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I'm a catch.
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It's not you,
my brother just can't live alone.
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So what, he'll just marry anyone?
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What do the towels in his bathroom say?
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"His" and "whoever"?
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Babe, you're just taking shorts
and t-shirts to Reno, right?
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Yeah, it's gonna be hot.
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Oh, it's gonna be hot.
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Oh, right.
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It's gonna be so hot.
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I can still hear you.
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Honey, are you gonna be okay this weekend?
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Why don't you make plans with the girls?
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Jill's busy, Wendy's working,
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and Marjorie and Victor are spending
the weekend rediscovering their love.
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I need some chocolate syrup.
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This isn't sweet enough.
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-I'm worried about her.
-Me too.
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You think we should postpone this trip?
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No way, I can still worry about her
while I'm on top of you,
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looking at some mountain
and some parking lot.
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You know, honey,
we can go away together any time.
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I would not take it personally
if you went with her instead of me.
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You're so sweet.
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So, what's the sporting event
you don't wanna miss this weekend?
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I'll admit, when I booked this trip...
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...that I did not know Edmonton
and Calgary would make it to a game seven.
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And let me guess, those two teams
don't like each other very much?
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It's gonna get a little chippy.
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But I really do think
that you should take her...
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...and get her mind off Patrick.
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Trust me, she's gonna be okay.
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She's stronger than she looks,
thanks to a lifetime of disappointment.
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We didn't have any chocolate syrup...
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...so I just rolled it in sugar
and Froot Loops.
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I might've invented something great.
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You're so lucky to have Adam.
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What a sweet guy
to give up his trip for me.
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He shouldn't get the credit for this.
This was my idea.
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He pushed back pretty hard
but I said no, my Christy needs this.
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I half-believed you
until you said "My Christy."
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Yeah, I got greedy.
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You know, it'd be a lot easier for you
to forget Patrick...
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...if you got off his Instagram page.
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I'm not looking at him.
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I'm looking at the giant ring he gave her.
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How many carats you think that is?
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Am I focusing on the massive one
in the middle...
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...or the little ones worshiping it?
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Not helpful.
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All it tells me
is someone's overcompensating.
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Actually, no.
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He was pretty good in that department.
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Really?
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He looks like a guy
who would have a wee dingle.
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A wee dingle?
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Yeah, like a strawberry
peeking up out of the leaves.
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You can tell by looking at a guy?
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Measure the distance
between their eyes and multiply by three.
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This is what it would look like on me.
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Yeah, but if you took the ring,
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you'd have to take the guy
that came with it.
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And you didn't want him.
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You know what, you're right.
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I'm always right.
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Name one other time you were right.
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Ever.
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Titanic.
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What, that you didn't go on it?
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The movie.
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Everyone said it was no good,
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and I said,
"Give this little boat picture a try."
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What are you talking about?
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It's the most popular movie of all time.
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Thanks to me.
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Somewhere out there.
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Beneath the pale moonlight.
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What are you doing?
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I'm singing the Titanic song.
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That's Fievel.
The mouse from An American Tail.
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We'll rent it tonight, you'll see.
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Ice cream!
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What? We're almost there.
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DQ! DQ! Exit, exit, exit!
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No. You can get ice cream at the hotel.
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We came here to make me feel better,
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and a chocolate Blizzard
will make me feel better!
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DQ, DQ, DQ.
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This may be why I disappeared so much
when you were a kid.
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DQ, DQ, DQ.
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What is happening here?
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Love theme from Titanic.
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What can I do you for, officer?
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Any reasons you don't have plates
on this car?
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We don't?
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Well, daughter's car,
she's inside getting ice cream,
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you're gonna have to take it up with her.
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You're the only one here,
so I'm taking it up with you.
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Okay, if I had to hazard a guess, new car,
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plates are probably in a pile
of unopened bills on her desk...
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...and if you bug her about it,
you're gonna get a bit of an earful.
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License and registration.
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Man, must be a slow crime day in nowhere.
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This make you feel like a big man?
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Pinchy, pinchy!
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I was gone for five minutes!
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What did you do?
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I ran out on some parking tickets
20 years ago,
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which wasn't a problem
until we came to Nevada...
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...and you didn't
put your license plates on!
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I told you I'll get to it.
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Oh, okay then, no hurry.
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All right, let's go.
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Wait, wait, wait, give me a lick of that
before they lock me up.
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Brain freeze. Brain freeze.
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Can you actually type with those sausages?
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I do all right.
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Well, pick up the pace.
We have hot stone massages at five.
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I told you, this one's got a mouth on her.
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Check out the space between his eyes.
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Hey, hey, no talking in code.
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Listen, Officer, this is all my fault.
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I'm the one who forgot
to put the plates on my car.
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Hey, Sarge,
you want me to write her up for that?
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I can write her up for that.
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Look, Terry,
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why don't you head on over
to the middle school,
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and see if they finished
repainting that crosswalk?
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On it.
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Call me if things go sideways
with String Bean.
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That's you.
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We have codes too.
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All right. Miss Plunkett, follow me.
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Oh, come on, is this really necessary?
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Can't we just pay?
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Oh, sure, if you have 2,185 dollars.
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Get in there.
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If you don't want me in here
for murder, call Adam,
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have him transfer the money
to your account,
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then go to an ATM and get it.
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Is there a bank nearby?
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No, but there's a hotel 12 miles south
of here with a high-limit ATM.
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Okay, I'll be back as soon as I can.
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Hey, real quick,
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isn't that a lot of ring
for someone you just met?
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-Go!
-Yeah.
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Right, right, hotel, 12 miles north.
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-South!
-South!
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Got it.
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So which gang
do I have to join to survive in here?
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Wait, she's actually in a little jail cell
like Otis the drunk?
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I don't know who that is.
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You know, Mayberry, Andy Griffith, Opie?
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Adam.
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It's so funny, Otis would get drunk
and lock himself in the cell.
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Boy, self-cell, that's hard to say.
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Do you get high
the minute my mom goes out of town?
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Yeah. Pretty much.
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Can you transfer the bail money or not?
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On one condition. You get a video of her
raking a tin cup across the bars.
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I don't get that either,
stop being old and just send me the money.
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Yeah, yeah, how much is it again?
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Two thousand one hundred
and fifty dollars.
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I can handle the rest.
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How much is the rest?
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Thirty-five.
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I'll send it right now.
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Thanks, bye.
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Oh, yeah.
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Can I ask you a question?
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I don't know, I'm pretty busy in here.
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How did you rack up 17 parking tickets
over one weekend?
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What the hell was going on December 1999?
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Y two K was going on.
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A lot of dummies
thought the world was gonna end.
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Not just dummies.
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Continue.
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I had this boyfriend, Dale?
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Dwayne?
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That doesn't matter.
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Anyway, we realized, people freaking out,
good time to sell a lot of drugs.
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So we hopped in the car
with our hearts full of hope...
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...and a trash bag
full of Mexican quaaludes.
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You do know
you have the right to remain silent?
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Yeah, that's never been my thing.
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Anyway, we promptly got really high
and forgot where we parked the car.
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Donny!
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No.
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Hey, honey.
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What'd she do now?
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Oh, God.
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No. I can't pick her up,
I've have someone in the cell.
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Then just let her sit there.
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That'll teach her something.
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All right, all right, I gotta go.
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What'd she do?
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What?
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I know what a "my daughter screwed up"
phone call sounds like.
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You got one, too?
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You just met her.
254
00:12:36,148 --> 00:12:37,197
Well, she seemed okay.
255
00:12:37,281 --> 00:12:39,127
Yeah, sure now, after I cleaned her up.
256
00:12:40,141 --> 00:12:41,463
I pretty much saved her life.
257
00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:45,802
Drugs, alcohol, stripping,
gambling, name a problem, she's had it.
258
00:12:46,813 --> 00:12:47,685
Gambling?
259
00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:50,525
We lost our house
because the Packers didn't cover.
260
00:12:52,295 --> 00:12:53,199
What?
261
00:12:54,227 --> 00:12:58,572
Well, I just sent her to an ATM machine
in the middle of a casino.
262
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,092
Mom's in jail, Mom's in jail,
Mom's in jail.
263
00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:33,495
Oh, God.
264
00:13:33,703 --> 00:13:35,535
Oh, come, it's not the end of the world,
265
00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:38,294
I took a swing at my teacher
when I was your daughter's age.
266
00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:40,435
And look at you now.
267
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,043
I just don't get it.
268
00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:49,079
For 15 years, Sarah was my little girl,
she told me everything.
269
00:13:49,616 --> 00:13:51,961
And one day, she walks into her bedroom,
270
00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:55,247
she closes the door,
and I haven't seen her since.
271
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,719
I got news for you,
it's only gonna get harder.
272
00:13:58,803 --> 00:13:59,860
But don't give up on her.
273
00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:02,062
Sure, you're gonna want to pack your bags
and take off,
274
00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:03,336
leave her to fend for herself.
275
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,344
And who could blame you?
276
00:14:04,897 --> 00:14:06,188
Who does that to a child?
277
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,886
No one.
278
00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:13,733
You kind of sounded
like you were ready to split.
279
00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:14,830
I just said it was hard.
280
00:14:14,914 --> 00:14:17,215
All right, all right, I was just working
with what you were giving me.
281
00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:19,655
Another soda?
282
00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:21,174
I'm good.
283
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:30,185
So, what's to stop me
from just making a run for it right now?
284
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,437
Nothing, really.
285
00:14:31,962 --> 00:14:35,590
But it's 110 degrees out there
and we're in the middle of nowhere.
286
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:38,071
Right, right.
287
00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:55,174
Yo, 11!
288
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:01,281
Don't you leave, Sugar,
you're my good luck.
289
00:15:02,037 --> 00:15:03,006
Let it ride!
290
00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:15,883
It's...
291
00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:18,918
...hot out there.
292
00:15:25,997 --> 00:15:27,199
You see any snakes?
293
00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:28,180
Six.
294
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,767
Come on, baby,
work with me, anything but seven!
295
00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:39,854
Anything but seven!
296
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,776
-Seven out!
-No!
297
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,395
That's my mom's bail money!
298
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,369
I can give you a coupon to the buffet.
299
00:15:54,679 --> 00:15:56,395
You're paying me 100 dollars an hour,
300
00:15:56,479 --> 00:15:58,196
at some point we should probably work
on your serve.
301
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,779
Oh, please, we both know
I'm a better tennis player than you.
302
00:16:08,157 --> 00:16:10,867
Oh, my God, what?
I'm in the middle of a tennis lesson.
303
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,774
I'm so sorry, but it's an emergency.
304
00:16:13,858 --> 00:16:17,123
My mom just got arrested
and I need to borrow two grand for bail.
305
00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,341
Arrested?
306
00:16:18,554 --> 00:16:20,784
Yeah, it happened five minutes ago,
307
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,167
you're the first person
I thought of to call.
308
00:16:27,756 --> 00:16:30,540
Text me something about your account.
I gotta go. Bye.
309
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,044
This is her last year.
310
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:38,557
She's adorable.
311
00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:40,672
This is her now.
312
00:16:40,887 --> 00:16:42,711
Wow, that's a lot of eyeliner.
313
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:47,189
Yeah, and you really notice it
since she shaved her head.
314
00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:51,836
Christy was a pretty difficult
teenager too, though,
315
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,345
some of that was hormones
from the pregnancy.
316
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:55,409
Oh, God.
317
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:56,606
Just keep trying.
318
00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:57,923
She's gonna keep pushing you away,
319
00:16:58,007 --> 00:17:00,367
but one day that bedroom door
will open again...
320
00:17:00,451 --> 00:17:01,953
...and she'll be glad
you're standing there.
321
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,157
-I hope you're right.
-I'm always right.
322
00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:08,287
Never in a million years
would I have thought...
323
00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:11,299
...I'd have such a wonderful,
loving relationship with my daughter.
324
00:17:11,383 --> 00:17:12,724
-Mom?
-Where the hell have you been?
325
00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:14,464
I thought you left me here to rot!
326
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:15,894
Darling.
327
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,557
I'm sorry.
328
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:20,725
We'll talk about it in the car.
Pay the man.
329
00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:22,654
I can't.
330
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:28,438
Oh, God, Christy,
you gambled Adam's money.
331
00:17:29,093 --> 00:17:30,079
I did.
332
00:17:30,453 --> 00:17:32,237
So then I called Jill.
333
00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:34,274
And you gambled Jill's money too?
334
00:17:36,451 --> 00:17:38,350
It all happened so fast.
335
00:17:39,044 --> 00:17:41,373
I'm not sure I understand pai gow.
336
00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:45,789
So what, I'm gonna do hard time
for parking tickets?
337
00:17:45,972 --> 00:17:46,947
Yes.
338
00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:48,588
'Cause your daughter's a loser.
339
00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:50,346
That's why Patrick
didn't wanna be with me,
340
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:53,905
that's why I didn't get into law school,
that's why I hit on a soft 19!
341
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:55,545
I know, right?
342
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,524
Okay, what time's dinner?
343
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,474
You know, Bonnie,
344
00:18:03,111 --> 00:18:06,026
these computers can be a bit glitchy.
345
00:18:06,225 --> 00:18:09,555
Damn it, Gene, I've got enough on my plate
without worrying about your problems.
346
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:16,188
I'm saying maybe your arrest record
somehow disappeared.
347
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,159
How about you take care of your daughter,
348
00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:22,198
I'll go take care of mine?
349
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,222
-Really?
-Really.
350
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:27,179
Christy, go outside, and pull the car
right up to the front door...
351
00:18:27,263 --> 00:18:28,490
...and blast the air conditioning.
352
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,979
That I can do.
353
00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:31,138
Watch out for snakes.
354
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:37,386
Thank you.
355
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,424
And hang in there with your daughter.
Don't be discouraged by this.
356
00:18:41,722 --> 00:18:42,605
Roger that.
357
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:44,850
-Bonnie?
-Yeah?
358
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,452
Never come back to Nevada.
359
00:18:49,151 --> 00:18:50,391
I'll add it to the list.
360
00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:58,227
Hey, you missed the exit for the spa.
361
00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:00,029
We can't go to the spa.
362
00:19:00,113 --> 00:19:01,042
Why not?
363
00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:02,472
Because I don't deserve it.
364
00:19:03,498 --> 00:19:05,154
Stupid pai gow.
365
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,022
I do.
366
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:09,548
I'm covered in jail stink,
and I'm getting a salt scrub.
367
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,567
I don't know what it is,
I may hate it, but I'm getting it.
368
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:14,763
Followed by a selection
of artisanal cheeses I saw on the website.
369
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:18,201
That does sound nice.
370
00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:19,945
Oh, no cheese for you.
You're staying in the room.
371
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,988
You can look out the window
but only at the parking lot,
372
00:19:22,072 --> 00:19:22,977
not at the mountain.
373
00:19:24,338 --> 00:19:25,646
That seems fair.
374
00:19:26,619 --> 00:19:28,200
Okay, I'll double back.
375
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,085
Son of a bitch.
376
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,568
You didn't do anything illegal in Nevada,
did you?
377
00:19:42,668 --> 00:19:44,044
I guess we're gonna find out.
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