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Hi, my name is Dhruv Vats. I hope you are enjoying my math lessons.
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Today, we will talk about calculus.
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Calculus is made up of two parts.
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Differentiation and integration.
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Teacher, give me some knowledge, too.
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Where did you come from, bro? How are you doing, bro?
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-How are you? -Great.
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-I'll have to do this again, you jerk. -Do it. Who is stopping you?
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-What is this? What have you got here? -It's mine.
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You've gotten so fat!
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-Yes, you jerk. -Sit, sit.
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When you meet after four years, it becomes mandatory to say that.
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-That's true. It's good to see you. -Here you go. Something to eat?
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-What did you eat? -Dude, sorry.
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I had two chickens on the flight, dude.
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-Do you have beer? -Beer? At this time?
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Bro, it's 2:50 at night.
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So one can't kid around at 2:50 at night?
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-Were you kidding? Tell the truth. -Let it go.
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-You two, tell me something. -Yes.
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-How can you live here? -Why?
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-The city stinks and its humid. -We're used to it.
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Yeah, it's home now.
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Sister-in-law,
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I've got a gift for you for Liverpool's 4th defeat.
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You're really enjoying this, huh?
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Guys, stop it. Don't start with this now. Really.
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Also, please don't address me as sister-in-law.
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-Why? Don't you guys plan on marrying? -Hari Om?
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You got it from Hari Om? Oh, bro. Milk cake?
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You are a real bro.
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You fucking love it.
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His son opened Harry's Hookah Bar and Hari Om Gym, bro.
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One place to make you fat and another to help you lose weight.
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It's wonderful. I love it, bro.
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-Sister-in-law looks really sleepy. -Please, dude.
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I really have a very long day tomorrow and a very important meeting.
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I'm going to sleep. You guys have fun.
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You go to sleep. We'll have fun the entire night.
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-Right? -To tell you the truth, dude,
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I'm also a bit sleepy. I'm tired, dude.
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How are you tired? You were sitting here tutoring.
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It takes effort. It's work, too.
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-Good night. -Good nuts.
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-What? -Nothing.
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-Tell me. -I'll tell you later. Chill.
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He will tell you later.
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Silly boys. Good night.
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So? What are you doing? Shall we watch FTV?
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-If you're watching that, I'll join you. -Okay.
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Fucking hell. She's great. Where did you find her?
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What do you mean where did I find her?
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Why does everyone ask me that? "Where did you find her?"
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I won the lotto, you jerk.
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Karan said exactly the same thing. "Where did you find her?"
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What is it? Am I nothing? It's too much, dude.
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He was the one who told me to ask you.
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You guys are bastards. All of you are real bastards.
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Dude, we'll meet tomorrow. I'm tired.
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-Okay, then, good nuts. -Good nuts.
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Sleep well.
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Listen, the toilet is here.
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Lift the seat, okay?
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What do you mean by "lift the seat"?
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Am I am a caveman�and I don't know I should lift the seat?
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Or we don't have toilets in our homes? Or the toilets don't have seats?
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Don't we know? Or that I only go Indian style?
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I was just saying, dude.
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Take it as a joke. What's the big deal? Shall I get some cold water?
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I know it's in the fridge, I'll take it.
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Also, sister-in-law has left some. Thank you.
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-Let me know if you need anything. -Go away!
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Once you go, I'll check Tinder.
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You jerk, that's why you've come to Bombay, right? To check Tinder.
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Seriously, tell me. Do you need anything?
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-Two things. -Yes, tell me.
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First, give me your loosest pair of shorts because I forgot mine.
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Sure. And?
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And, secondly, where does one masturbate here?
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-What are you saying? -I'm serious, bro.
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-Naturally. -Naturally. It's a bodily need.
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-Otherwise I'll mess up your home. -Yeah, right.
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Look at your face!
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-Good night. -Good nuts.
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Okay.
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It's a good restaurant, Dhruv.
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I know people there. We'll get a reservation also.
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Let's try that new pizza place in Bandra.
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-Pizza? He's going to eat pizza? -German street food place!
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-It's okay. It's not that good. -Actually, you know what?
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-Let's go to a nice salad place. -Sister-in-law,
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-I can't eat salads. -Salad.
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Why are you laughing? When are you leaving?
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Make him understand. He's skipping work again.
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-Skipping? -He's like a house husband.
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I'm not skipping. I'll work from here.
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It's very boring in the office. I'm not going.
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By the way, when did you get so excited about food?
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You eat the same thing everywhere: pizza, pasta or Thai.
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I'm being experimental with my food. Let me be!
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Don't do it today. Let's eat mutton cutlet gravy with bread. Simple.
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Dhruv, he's from Delhi. He must have eaten better--
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Even I'm from there. But trust me when I say it.
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-This is special. I'm telling the truth. -Okay, do what you want or ask him.
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Bro, what do you want to eat?
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Mutton cutlet gravy with bread,
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or some posh Italian or Mexican from some random place?
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-Dhruv! -It's simple.
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-Let's go where the hot girls are. -That's it. Finished. This was easy.
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-You are going where I'm taking you. -You are a fucker.
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Why? Everyone has their preference.
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If I come to Bombay, I'll check out the scene, right?
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Fair enough.
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You've been struggling with your shoes for two hours. Wear mine.
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No, dude. I bought these especially for this event.
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It's a very big event. People are coming from Spain, Italy, China, even Tunisia.
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Even from Tunisia.
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-What is the event? -NCPTM.
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Yes, but what is NCPTM?
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National Conference for Polyester Traders and Manufacturers.
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Wow, sexy. You've become hot stuff, Sandeep Goyal.
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And you've become a data�analyst in a stripper club.
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You remember what we said as kids? I'm going to be a professional footballer.
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I'll be a car racer, a fighter pilot--
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You guys are getting late. Listen to me.
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Take the train, you'll get there sooner.
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-The train is for the poor, right? -What?
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-Yes. -Don't say stuff like that.
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You can say it with us, but don't say it outside.
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-Why? Do you remember Simran? -Come on, guys.
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Stinky Simran.
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-Dhruv, dude, what the fuck! -I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
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It's not that bad. I'll clean everything.
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You know what happened?
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-Listen we need to hurry up. -Sister-in-law, one sec.
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-Sit down. -Sit and listen. Just this once.
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-It's cool. -We were going to
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Udaipur, it was Udaipur, right? For a school trip.
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Someone locked our classmate Simran in the train's toilet.
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The whole night. The whole night�in the train's toilet.
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That's horrible. Who did that?
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We don't know. But we thought it would be our Hindi teacher.
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Because he complained about the Hindi teacher.
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-Yes. -The whole night?
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-The whole night. Locked. -He stank so badly.
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And he's been called Stinky Simran since then.
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-Simran was a boy? -Yeah.
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He was Sikh. Simran Singh.
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-His mother's name. -You tell it.
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-Gurmeet. His dad's name. -Dimple Singh.
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-You guys are horrible. Let's go. -It could have been Dimple Kapadia.
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This lift is so bloody slow, dude.
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-What happened? -Nothing.
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No one sat with Simran on that trip, right?
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Stinky Simran.
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I think he was alone in all his photographs from the trip.
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We were so bad, dude, right?
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I swear.
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-Bye, baby, have a nice day. -Bye.
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-Okay, Bindu, bye-bye. -Good luck.
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-And... -Go on, leave.
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No, everyone talks about it. But nothing happens.
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Bro, what's the scene? What are you looking at? I'm sitting here.
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Talk to me. Give her attention later. Okay?
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My ears are with you, bro, right?
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Anyway, you know nothing will happen. And no one cares.
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-Delhi Metro did the same thing. -No.
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This is the misconception.
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I've researched this. Go to the Internet, you'll find all the papers there.
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They didn't do anything.
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Tell me, is this chicken or beef?
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It's chicken. I ordered it in front of you.
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What's wrong with beef? It's pretty tasty.
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Since when have you started eating beef?
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As a kid, you fasted on Tuesdays.
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-Actually, man. You remember? -Yes.
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-And ate�water chestnut during Navratri. -Guys, I'm so sorry!
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I'm really, really, really sorry.
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Some work came up. Have you been here long?
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Yeah, obviously. Kavya, you are late by 40 minutes, dude.
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He just blabbers. Everything is wonderful now that you are here.
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Bombay trip is incomplete without vada pav.
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-Wow. -How cool.
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Thanks a lot. You've won my heart.
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-It's cool. -Don't serve me.
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-What? Why? -I'm not hungry.
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We came here because of you.
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No, Dhruv, we're here for him. I ate sev puri on my way.
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It's okay, nothing great. I don't know why people rave about it.
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It's just bread with fried potatoes inside.
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Yes. Sorry, dude. It doesn't have a BMW in it.
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Would I eat a BMW?
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Okay, Delhi boys, what's been up?
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Nothing, sister-in-law we were complaining about the Metro.
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We weren't complaining. We were talking.
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Discussion. Talk. Debate.
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He's been stuck on that for the last four days.
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Even in my office, everyone is talking about the Metro just because of him.
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Look, it's a good thing.
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They are planning to cut over 5,000 trees.
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What kind of a dumb fuck do you have to be to not give a fuck about climate change?
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-I'm not getting it. -Bro, bro.
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Do you eat non-veg?
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No, we're having cauliflower Manchurian here.
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Then you must know that the meat�industry is the third biggest
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-cause of global warming. -You're eating as well!
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When did I say that I believe in global warming?
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-Fuck! -What?
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You're the one who's been saying global warming is happening.
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What are these guys doing?
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-How can they be so loud? -Shall I tell you?
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They must be measuring.
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What?
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-Nothing. Old memories. -You don't want to know.
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-But I'm asking! -No, you're fine the way you are.
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Dhruv, tell me.
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Don't look like that. You are not telling her.
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No! Don't tell her.
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Let's try it. She's cool. FTV.
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Since you asked for it. Basically,
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in the third standard all the boys would go to the last bench
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after every class, remove their shorts,
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and measure their penis with a ruler.
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-What? -Sorry.
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Why would you tell me this?
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My stomach is really feeling�weird right now.
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Shit, dude. Do you remember Keshav?
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Keshav died, dude.
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What?
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Kaku? Keshav? Our Keshav?
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-What do you mean he died? How? -He died because of stomach cancer.
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Why are you telling me now?
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You will find out if you get in touch with people.
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you have to really tell him.
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When he's in Delhi, he needs to get in touch with his old school friends.
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People aren't going to chase you.
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I will.
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-He played football really well, right? -Yes.
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Sandeep, how was your conference?
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It was good.
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If you rent out your stuff...
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it feels second-hand. That's why.
243
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-Why? -Why?
244
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We live in a rented place, too.
245
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That's right. It's a different thing when it comes to you.
246
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There's the film industry here. Okay?
247
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Shady things happen here. I shouldn't say this, but...
248
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To sum it up, I don't want to give my house to gays. That's it.
249
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How does it matter? What difference does it make if they are lesbian or gay?
250
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You're right. I don't mind if they are lesbians.
251
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They can take the house, dude.
252
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Bro, gays. Gays make me want to throw up.
253
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-What is this thing? -What are you saying, dude?
254
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You're talking like this in 2018.
255
00:13:45,685 --> 00:13:47,805
What's the problem with talking like this in 2018?
256
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-How much is it? -Don't worry.
257
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-Are you mad? -Why are you paying?
258
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-What are you doing? -Wait. I'll pay.
259
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-Listen, it's okay. -Where is my wallet?
260
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-Getting my wallet. -Are you mad?
261
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It's okay, Sandeep. It's done, Sandeep.
262
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-Finished. Have the cake. -It's done.
263
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By God, you are a shameless man.
264
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What?
265
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Sister-in-law paid. You should have paid.
266
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I don't have money right now so I didn't pay. What's the big deal?
267
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If you had asked me, I would have paid.
268
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Listen, it's really okay. It's not a big deal.
269
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-It's not good. -What's the problem? Just chill.
270
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The problem is, motherfucker,
271
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it's basic courtesy not to take money from women.
272
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:35,125
-Why are you acting like a fucker? -Please. Please don't say that.
273
00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:37,925
Which century are you living in, fucker? Why are you talking like this?
274
00:14:38,005 --> 00:14:39,885
-Why are you talking like this? -Which century am I living in?
275
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,165
And it's okay that you are living so shamelessly?
276
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Shut the fuck up! What are you saying? Talk decently.
277
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She is here, that's why I'm not saying anything. Understood?
278
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What a weird, shameless man.
279
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Put it in a box.
280
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What time is Sandeep leaving?
281
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His flight is at 5:00. He'll leave around 3:00.
282
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He went to his uncle's place, I think, because he was upset.
283
00:15:21,245 --> 00:15:22,645
This wasn't his plan earlier.
284
00:15:35,445 --> 00:15:38,725
Dude, I don't think Sandeep and I are really friends, you know?
285
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:43,805
-Right? -No, that's not true.
286
00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:47,485
You've just met after a really long time and it happens.
287
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-He's a little different, you're a-- -Little?
288
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I mean, a lot.
289
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I mean, if we happened to meet right now, as complete strangers,
290
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I'm sure we wouldn't become friends.
291
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Everything is different.
292
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,045
He looks at the world so differently. I look at the world differently.
293
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How can we be friends? And why are we even trying to be friends?
294
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Kavya, what are you doing?
295
00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:18,205
I'm trying to have a conversation here, no?
296
00:16:18,285 --> 00:16:20,445
Do it later. Come and sit for two minutes.
297
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Okay.
298
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Tell me.
299
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I don't know. I feel like we're pretending to be friends. Why?
300
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,525
Because we went to the same school and lived in the same neighborhood?
301
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-That means something, Dhruv. -Means what?
302
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He's a part of your childhood. He's a part of you.
303
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You can't just give up on friends just because--
304
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Yeah, you can.
305
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Like, why is it important for me
306
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to be friends with 100 people and not just 10 people?
307
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You can have 10 really good friends and 100 friends in general.
308
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Imagine how fun it will be to grow old together.
309
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You can tell your grandchildren your stories.
310
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Like, we beat him a lot in the third standard and all that.
311
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It'll be so nice.
312
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I don't know, man. It's just that...
313
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You have to figure this out.
314
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That what value is this person adding to my present.
315
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Dhruv, is this the stock market?
316
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Stop looking at everything like a math equation.
317
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,685
I'm not looking at it mathematically. It's a simple question.
318
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Why are he and I friends?
319
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,045
You care about him, Dhruv, and so does he. It's obvious, right?
320
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-I don't know. -He got you sweets, right, Dhruv?
321
00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:35,485
That's just Delhi manners or manners in general.
322
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Doesn't mean anything.
323
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:39,765
-Where is the sweets vendor? -Near the school.
324
00:17:40,365 --> 00:17:42,165
He went all the way there to get you sweets?
325
00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:43,605
The shop is just ten minutes away.
326
00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:45,685
Dhruv, stop being so negative, dude.
327
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He got you your favorite sweets from your favorite sweets vendor.
328
00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:52,645
It's not just manners. There is a thought behind it.
329
00:17:53,725 --> 00:17:57,645
If you can laugh at same jokes, you can definitely have lot of fun together.
330
00:17:58,205 --> 00:18:00,085
That's the starting point, right?
331
00:18:01,085 --> 00:18:04,805
And this is bound to happen. You are not going to agree on a lot of things.
332
00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:06,765
-It's part of growing up. -Yeah, but,
333
00:18:06,845 --> 00:18:08,285
should I tell him?
334
00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:12,085
That your point of view about certain things is absolutely shit.
335
00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:13,605
Of course you should.
336
00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:16,565
But you have to promise to keep in touch with him.
337
00:18:16,645 --> 00:18:20,405
You can't treat this as a one-off argument with someone.
338
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,765
But you don't want to make the effort.
339
00:18:25,285 --> 00:18:28,685
Why am I going crazy about this? I didn't even get the mutton cutlet.
340
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:32,445
You are just overthinking. I want those sweets now.
341
00:18:32,685 --> 00:18:34,965
I'm going to get it. Give me two minutes.
342
00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:47,085
You know when I was in the 12th grade after our basketball game,
343
00:18:47,405 --> 00:18:49,405
our PT teacher, Indrani Ma'am,
344
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she'd taken us all out
345
00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:54,805
to eat ice cream sundae at this new place called Bharat Jalpan
346
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-that had opened in Nagpur. -Bharat Jalpan.
347
00:18:56,885 --> 00:19:01,845
Yeah. And she said something to us back then which has still stayed with me.
348
00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:04,845
She said after school,
349
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you're going to face a lot of times when you'll be confused and lost.
350
00:19:11,285 --> 00:19:14,925
But during those times you should come home and talk to your old friends.
351
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:18,925
Because while everything around you is changing,
352
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:23,285
you will be happy to know that there are a few things that remain constant.
353
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:27,845
And it's important because these constants are comforting.
354
00:19:28,245 --> 00:19:30,245
Also it works both ways, right?
355
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:33,365
Sometimes they need you, sometimes you need them.
356
00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:36,325
Wait.
357
00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:39,965
So she said all this while eating an ice cream sundae?
358
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,045
-Dhruv, dude. -The ice cream didn't melt?
359
00:19:42,245 --> 00:19:45,125
Shut up! She said most of it.
360
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:48,565
I just added the other bit because I'm cool that way.
361
00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:00,205
Hello? Yes, come!
362
00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:03,445
No, we're awake. Wait, I'll open the door.
363
00:20:07,685 --> 00:20:08,685
Hi.
364
00:20:11,365 --> 00:20:15,085
-Did you manage to meet them? -Yes, I met them.
365
00:20:16,645 --> 00:20:19,405
They live in a very small house.
366
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:27,525
You have to leave in three hours, right?
367
00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:29,805
Why don't you go and sleep? I'll wake you up.
368
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:33,645
No. You sleep. I'll manage.
369
00:20:34,205 --> 00:20:35,125
Are you sure?
370
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:39,045
Listen, want a drink?
371
00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:43,085
Aren't you sleepy?
372
00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:46,765
No, we can have a drink.
373
00:20:47,325 --> 00:20:51,325
Listen, don't pour for me. I have to wake up early and go to work.
374
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,525
-You're sure? -Yes.
375
00:20:54,605 --> 00:20:56,885
-Also I had that chamomile tea. -Yes.
376
00:20:57,165 --> 00:20:59,725
-What? Which tea? -Don't even try.
377
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,805
-Even I can't say it. -Cha-mo-mile.
378
00:21:04,645 --> 00:21:07,325
-Okay. -Yes, that one.
379
00:21:07,805 --> 00:21:11,085
-Listen, do you have whiskey? -No, dude.
380
00:21:11,685 --> 00:21:12,805
-Rum? -No.
381
00:21:12,885 --> 00:21:15,525
-Beer? -No, dude.
382
00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:18,045
Why are you doing this? Let's drink.
383
00:21:18,605 --> 00:21:20,445
Okay, let's make do with this.
384
00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:22,925
-Show me. -Here, look.
385
00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:25,245
Check it out.
386
00:21:28,565 --> 00:21:30,565
-What? -Nothing.
387
00:21:31,085 --> 00:21:32,125
No, say it.
388
00:21:33,485 --> 00:21:35,685
-Nothing. -Say it.
389
00:21:37,525 --> 00:21:39,845
-No. Nothing at all. -Say it, you jerk.
390
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,485
I've known you since we were kids. Tell me what you're thinking.
391
00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:48,445
Kavya must have brought this, right?
392
00:21:49,485 --> 00:21:51,525
I knew you were thinking something like this.
393
00:21:52,685 --> 00:21:55,085
Actually, she was the one who got it. Come, sit.
394
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,085
See?
395
00:21:57,845 --> 00:22:02,725
There is so much traffic in the city. But that makes it lively.
396
00:22:02,805 --> 00:22:05,005
This is the best thing. It's safe.
397
00:22:05,085 --> 00:22:07,445
-Bombay people, right? -No, Delhi people.
398
00:22:08,645 --> 00:22:10,005
-Good night, guys. -Good night.
399
00:22:10,085 --> 00:22:11,685
Dhruv, what was it? Good nuts.
400
00:22:12,445 --> 00:22:13,285
Good nuts.
401
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,005
I don't want to know. No. I don't want to know.
402
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,045
It's not like that. It's actually something...
403
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,485
-I'll tell you. -You are horrible.
404
00:22:21,405 --> 00:22:24,485
This is good. Sister-in-law is learning from us.
405
00:22:26,565 --> 00:22:29,005
-Your wedding will be great fun. -Right to the wedding?
406
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,485
-Good night. -Good night.
407
00:22:32,165 --> 00:22:33,245
-Take care. -You, too.
408
00:22:35,325 --> 00:22:36,245
It's good.
409
00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:40,125
-So? -I'll get a glass.
410
00:22:40,205 --> 00:22:41,045
Yes.
411
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:34,885
Yes, come. It's Ajmera Building. Zion Tower. Come.
412
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,565
Yes, Ajmera.
413
00:23:37,045 --> 00:23:39,045
-Is it here? -It's slow.
414
00:23:42,805 --> 00:23:45,725
Dude, Keshav had a younger brother, right?
415
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,725
Yes. Saurabh.
416
00:23:51,605 --> 00:23:52,525
Why?
417
00:23:53,645 --> 00:23:54,845
Let's take a selfie today.
418
00:23:54,925 --> 00:23:57,085
I've forgotten my phone. We'll use yours. Come on.
419
00:23:57,245 --> 00:23:59,085
Yes, take a selfie.
420
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,005
-One rarely gets to see you. -Enough, dude.
421
00:24:01,085 --> 00:24:02,685
Yes. Come on.
422
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,925
-Set the phone. -Where is it?
423
00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:06,845
-Yes. -Come on, bro.
424
00:24:07,205 --> 00:24:09,645
You remember, okay? Tag me if you post it anywhere.
425
00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:12,125
-We're taking it on your phone. Come on. -Yes.
426
00:24:13,845 --> 00:24:15,085
-Shall we do that one? -Yes.
427
00:24:15,165 --> 00:24:17,845
-Come on. One, two, three. -One, two, three.
428
00:24:18,205 --> 00:24:20,205
-Motherfucker! -Motherfucker!
429
00:24:21,565 --> 00:24:24,365
-The other one. You remember it? -Yes, bro. Come on.
430
00:24:24,765 --> 00:24:26,165
-One, two three. -One, two, three.
431
00:24:26,325 --> 00:24:28,325
-Fucker! -Fucker!
432
00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,965
-Whatsapp them to me. -Yes, I will.
433
00:24:32,565 --> 00:24:34,085
When you come to Delhi, call me!
434
00:24:34,165 --> 00:24:35,605
-Yes, dude. -We'll all meet.
435
00:24:35,685 --> 00:24:38,085
Ishu, Deepak, Shashank.
436
00:24:38,205 --> 00:24:40,205
-Aman, Milind. -Aman.
437
00:24:41,165 --> 00:24:42,245
Jerk.
438
00:24:43,285 --> 00:24:45,885
-Okay then. Meet again. Bye. -Yes, see you.
439
00:24:50,005 --> 00:24:52,005
-Tell me something. -Yes?
440
00:24:52,085 --> 00:24:55,485
You are the one who locked Stinky Simran in the bathroom, right?
441
00:24:55,565 --> 00:24:58,365
No, bro, why would I do that? You are the one who did it.
442
00:24:59,245 --> 00:25:01,245
-No, I didn't do it. -What?
443
00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:09,245
-Leave it. -Go on. You are getting late.
444
00:25:09,325 --> 00:25:12,725
We'll meet again. Take care of yourself. And listen, Bindu,
445
00:25:13,685 --> 00:25:16,125
-write me. -Go on, bro, or you'll be late.
446
00:25:16,245 --> 00:25:17,405
You'll miss your flight. Go.
447
00:25:17,525 --> 00:25:20,885
These walls will keep coming between us, but...
448
00:25:20,935 --> 00:25:25,485
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