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68 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:28,325 My cheerful friends are regretting today! 69 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:30,875 Look, either fall in love and get married 70 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:33,248 Else we will arrange a girl for you... 71 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,963 If you delay more, all you get is a divorcee! 72 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:38,458 Hey, this one's sleepy... lets go... 73 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:39,792 Think about it Mandar 74 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:41,245 Alright Mandar, lets go... 75 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,423 Finish your dinner 76 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,077 No...I want to drink some more... 77 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,170 C'mon guys...let's go out ... 78 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,750 and drink a little more 79 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:52,578 No...Early morning I need to queue up for my kid's school admission... 80 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:53,207 lets do this tomorrow 81 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:55,332 Can't do tomorrow...have a date... 82 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:56,957 Two months in the making. 83 00:02:57,042 --> 00:02:58,962 Don't you ever tire of this dating business? 84 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:01,325 Why should I? It's a physical need. 85 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:04,332 And aren't emotional needs important? 86 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:06,917 Do me a favor, get married... 87 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,035 Procreate...have fun 88 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,575 And then get them married too! 89 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:14,172 It's simple... 90 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,793 Marriage, whether arranged or otherwise... 91 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:23,328 Never confuse love and sex... 92 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:25,705 Sex is a physical need... 93 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,878 So there's no question of boredom... 94 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:33,498 Since the day of my birth, I've been taking a crap right? 95 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:37,827 It's a physical act... a necessity... 96 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,287 Have I been bored with that... 97 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:42,075 Have you ever been bored with it? 98 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,827 I am serious guys...no jokes... 99 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,580 A good early morning crap 100 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:50,997 always readies you for a great day! 101 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:53,537 Till your very last breath, 102 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:55,955 a good crap makes you feel great... 103 00:03:56,542 --> 00:03:58,962 It's a physical act ... It's a necessity... 104 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:01,422 So it's the same with sex... 105 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:05,673 So no question of boredom! 106 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:17,630 One more 107 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:41,497 Very noisy... 108 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,832 It's very noisy 109 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:47,747 Ya... 110 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,378 Can I buy you a drink? 111 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:02,288 Sure Rum & Coke... 112 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,583 Hello Boss... 113 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:06,957 Boss...One rum & coke 114 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,417 Hey Uncle... 115 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,830 One rum and coke for me as well. 116 00:05:09,917 --> 00:05:10,957 Buzz off Rohan 117 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:11,792 Shut up bitch... 118 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:12,415 Please uncle 119 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,500 Hey uncle why don't you find an aunty to buy a drink? 120 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:15,673 Stop it friends... 121 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,790 Why are you smiling? 122 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:18,415 Shall I break your teeth? 123 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,000 Chill guys, chill 124 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:24,498 Are you crazy... I said sorry right? 125 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:28,578 Oh wait Uncle... 126 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:29,627 Where are you off to? 127 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:30,708 I need that rum and coke... 128 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,920 I have aged dude! 129 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,745 Can't even get a proper 'date'... 130 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,830 Mom-Dad keep pestering too... 131 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,290 Maybe I should just settle down! 132 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,420 You and marriage? 133 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:06,213 With who? 134 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:09,582 No idea. Mom-Dad will find someone 135 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:11,963 Arranged match? 136 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,575 Listen to me, don't get into this arranged match shit! 137 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,582 You are incorrigibly horny! 138 00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:20,832 Whoever you meet - you will try to bed! 139 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:26,455 Guys like you should never get married 140 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,422 You see I was never in love, 141 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:36,290 Some casual affairs is what I indulged in... 142 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,708 Actually "some" is an understatement... 143 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:43,788 Padmini... 144 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:48,785 Listen...hello...Padmini... 145 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,825 At least finish your coffee...Padmini 146 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:55,632 I don't want to brag about anything but... 147 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,380 These are all dated things... 148 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:00,328 doesn't matter... 149 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,667 What difference does it make? Right? 150 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:06,383 No...it does matter 151 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:07,833 Yeah... 152 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:14,038 Some casual affairs... 153 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:18,328 But seriously now I want to settle down... 154 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:25,330 One... 155 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,998 Two...yeah two affairs... 156 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,420 Nothing serious...just something Casual when I was in college... 157 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,082 I went and met three girls. 158 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,457 All of them rejected me 159 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:43,502 Yusuf bro, what the heck is happening in life...its pathetic! 160 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,788 What else were you expecting dude? 161 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:49,252 "Arranged marriage" is the playground of decent folks 162 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,997 What's a typical decent bloke say? 163 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:57,582 I loved a girl but couldn't express It to her 164 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:00,957 Girl's impressed, boy passes. Savvy? 165 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:04,963 I have always given Mandar the right advice 166 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:08,457 But when a man is this flawed what can be done? 167 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:13,167 I loved a girl in school but could not profess to her 168 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,035 So you never had an ongoing affair? 169 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,002 Never... 170 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,415 Liar 171 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:25,292 With this lie began his downfall 172 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:26,375 Rightly so! 173 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:30,128 So the story is of my cousin MANDAR PONKSHE. 174 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,833 A wee bit personal, 175 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:35,207 But its so much fun peeking into others' personal lives! 176 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:48,503 Why stop at the nails? 177 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:50,963 Eat the entire hand! Idiot! 178 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:52,747 Hey... 179 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:53,753 You donkey, sit down! 180 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,133 Every summer vacation, Mandar's dad 181 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:59,458 Would drop me and Mandar off at Indira auntie's 182 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:03,502 so that we could spend vacation time with our little cousins! 183 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:06,167 However there was one cousin who was not so little - 184 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,830 Oyee....Hey Mandar.... 185 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:08,667 KSHITIJ! 186 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:09,960 You've finally arrived! 187 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,170 Hey, what are you upto? 188 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,830 Raised in the next door village, 189 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:15,207 He was a year younger to me 190 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:17,132 and a year older to Mandar 191 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,713 - Offspring of a monkey - Look what KSHITIJ is upto.. 192 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,712 Hey mad monkey, what are you doing? 193 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,713 Go into the bathroom and piss! 194 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:26,042 Grandma...I am watering this withering tree... 195 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,785 You should try it too sometime! 196 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:28,575 Donkey... 197 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:32,247 Trees don't care much for salty water 198 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,753 Kshitij was an ace of creating a ruckus. 199 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:38,293 To discipline him, his parents enrolled him In BHOSLA MILITARY SCHOOL. 200 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:41,325 So that his life would come on the right track 201 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:42,627 How much you piss man.. 202 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,828 Saline water 203 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,577 fed to parched trees 204 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,827 this trio, trio, trio 205 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,787 create streams of water 206 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,415 on demand 207 00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:00,960 this trio, trio, trio 208 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:06,037 smooth as a swan 209 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,498 Two's company 210 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:13,213 Three's crowd 211 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,535 Dilip 212 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:21,165 What... 213 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,290 Hey Dilip... 214 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,535 Speak on dude! 215 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:27,455 Your dad named you after the superstar Dilip Kumar right? 216 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:31,042 When you already know it, why waste my time with your inane questions? 217 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,375 In which case Mandar... 218 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,208 We should address him by the superstar's 'Real' name! 219 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:36,462 YUSUF..... 220 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:37,922 What do you say? 221 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,543 Salutations to you brother Yusuf... 222 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:41,915 Peace be upon you! 223 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,040 God has willed it! 224 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,375 Guys please... 225 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,575 Celebrate-A-Piss! 226 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:50,500 Such a distinct pleasure to relieve one's warm fluids into these cold waters! 227 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,497 Ughhh...Kshitij... 228 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:55,792 Hey Yusuf, come on in and join the fun! 229 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:02,705 Technically speaking Kshitij was our nephew.... 230 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:05,915 However one could not fathom why he was in such a hurry to become our brother-in-law! 231 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:11,665 Grandma... 232 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,665 Aren't we allowed to marry our nieces like the Mormons? 233 00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,287 Yes that's true... 234 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:19,208 Who do we want to get married? 235 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:20,672 Dilip and Surekha! 236 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,000 Wont you marry her Yusuf? 237 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,003 Dilip! 238 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,633 You are just a kid! 239 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,038 And you want to get married? 240 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,535 Don't you have other things to do? 241 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,540 And YOU, Focus on your studies! 242 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,172 Are you in the business of getting people married? 243 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,288 Rehana... 244 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,883 I am in love with her... 245 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,538 Really... girlfriend? 246 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,705 Nope, not a girlfriend... 247 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,830 She is a school mate... 248 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:52,213 ...but i will marry only her, not Surekha! 249 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:55,633 It's ok then 250 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,627 It's good that we re-christened you Yusuf... 251 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,290 Now Rehana's folks won't have issues with you 252 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,213 Listen.... 253 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:09,922 May Yusuf and Rehana live happily ever after, strongly hereafter and forever and ever... 254 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:10,750 Whatever for? 255 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,173 But who will marry poor Surekha? 256 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,080 You do it... 257 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,577 After all she's your niece too 258 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,497 I don't think so! 259 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:16,503 Alright...I will marry her! 260 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,173 Dudes how can he marry? 261 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,080 He is too young...underage 262 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,247 Underage? 263 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:22,962 I am just a year younger to you... 264 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,252 Really... 265 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:26,127 Can't even scrub your own back... 266 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:27,708 And want to get married! 267 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,173 So what...? 268 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,750 That's what a wife is for... 269 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:35,003 Hmmm...really...ok...you are 100% sure right... 270 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,673 Hey Surekha...Surekha 271 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,670 Hey listen, listen... 272 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,710 We are in our underwear right? 273 00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:45,172 Were you planning on getting your wife to scrub your back with clothes on? 274 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,713 That was our last vacation together... 275 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,133 We were growing up too fast... 276 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:25,542 And that night, Mandar's wonderstruck eyes proved that he had grown up as well... 277 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,248 He too had finally 'starched' his bedsheet! 278 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,628 Mandar... 279 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,713 On your way back from office today, show this ring to the goldsmith 280 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,535 He will tell you if its 'junion' or not 281 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:53,745 I am sorry...what? 282 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,293 'Junion' or not... 283 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,825 If the carats are up to snuff or not 284 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,290 Mom...what 'junion'? GENUINE! 285 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,915 Yeah, yeah that's what I said... 286 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,673 And when are you bringing the invitation cards over... 287 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,997 Did Tripti like the design? 288 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:08,252 Theirs is such a rock solid design! 289 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,673 Our neighbor took a sample, 290 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,208 saying she would 'jhorax' it... 291 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:14,582 Not 'Jhorax', its 'Jherox'! 292 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,667 Not Jherox Dad, its XEROX! 293 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,460 And Dad can you come out of the loo please.... 294 00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:19,082 else I will start producing color XEROXes out here... 295 00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:21,667 and Mom I am not going to any goldsmith's, you do all of that. 296 00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:23,417 I was going to go, 297 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,333 but now I have to go to the airport ... 298 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,627 since you won't go... 299 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,875 So someone has to maintain cordial relations with our relatives... 300 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,038 Did you even check with me if I was free... 301 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,995 Shot of your mouth to Aparna and her husband! 302 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,133 'Mandar will go to the airport to pick up'.... 303 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,578 You don't even know who is arriving.... DAD !!! 304 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,167 I did tell you that Shobha is coming... 305 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,543 Aparna was referring to her as.... 306 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:42,745 Shobha "enty" 307 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,415 AUNTIE 308 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,580 Yeah, whatever Aparna said, I am conveying... 309 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,668 You better 'comfom' with your sister! 310 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,330 Yeah I will 'comfom' with her, not CONFIRM... 311 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,128 Mom, I don't even know this lady 312 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,078 and I am going to the airport to pick her up! 313 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:59,207 Aparna is 'posting' her photo onto your computer right... 314 00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:00,422 Check it out... 315 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:04,375 Shobha...isn't she the same one... 316 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:08,247 Divorcee! Who is having an affair with someone else? 317 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:11,213 There's going to be a messy affair right here if you don't step out... 318 00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:13,752 You always occupy the loo when it's time for me to go to work! 319 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,580 Yeah Tripti... 320 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,037 Did you reach your office? 321 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:20,785 Listen... 322 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:25,375 We will have to cancel our movie plans for the evening... 323 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,583 I have to go to the airport to pick up someone. 324 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:32,207 My brother-in-law's aunt.... some... Shobha Aunty... 325 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:33,542 She is arriving from Canada. 326 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,625 So have to go pick her up. 327 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,078 No, she is going to Bangalore... 328 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,917 But there wasn't a direct flight... 329 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:44,672 Hence Mom had this brilliant idea to receive her here... 330 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:48,213 Yeah she will be all alone in Mumbai, 331 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,290 Hence I am going to bring her home... 332 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,078 Now what to do of mom... 333 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,877 Sir, Sir...your floor has arrived. 334 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,168 The next flight for her is tomorrow night... 335 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,420 So I will be picking her up and bringing her home... 336 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:10,667 Nice... 337 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,790 Very Nice.. 338 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,500 Ok listen Tripti... 339 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,043 Why don't you come along... 340 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,250 I will have some company as I wait... we can kill some time together... 341 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,248 So you are coming right... 342 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,753 Super, Super... 343 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:35,247 I loved a girl in school but could not profess to her 344 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,705 So you never had an ongoing affair? 345 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,575 Never... 346 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:50,707 See...Actually...I have... 347 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:51,962 Tripti...Subhadra... 348 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:53,668 Sorry what? 349 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,920 Subhadra...her real name is...Jhanvi... 350 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,577 She's Subhadra...the TV show actress... 351 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,167 of YOU INCH CLOSE TO ME fame 352 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,380 You watch TV Soaps? 353 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,333 No I don't...Mom does and while eating dinner, I... 354 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,997 You call your mother MOM? 355 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,535 No I call her "Aai" 356 00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:15,287 How much rent do you pay? 357 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:19,172 Inclusive of parking about 30 358 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,420 So if we were to get married... 359 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,535 That is if you like me 360 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,035 And you me... 361 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,957 So I stay with mom... mother & father... 362 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,043 Hopefully that isn't an issue with you? 363 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,003 No, I think it would be better if we had our own apartment... 364 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,543 But it also depends on how your mother is...how is she? 365 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,417 I haven't thought too much about all these things 366 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,418 So am I the first one you are meeting as part of this arranged match setup? 367 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,170 No, no...you're the second... 368 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,963 Which has gotten me thinking... 369 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:58,497 Not that i was forced into this... 370 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,753 But not getting any younger right! 371 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,460 And you? 372 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,167 I feel very young 373 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,457 You are the fourth 374 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,462 I have met three others before you 375 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,125 Idiot 376 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:28,002 BTW what is the market rate of this model? 377 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:29,923 Must be expensive, yes? 378 00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,292 Are you a miser? 379 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,883 No...this...you know I keep losing my instruments, 380 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,668 hence an inexpensive model 381 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,503 Alright then, listen... 382 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,422 I've had a few relationships prior 383 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,670 and one was rather serious... 384 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,500 We were even engaged to each other, 385 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,713 However things did not quite work out between us...and then I was in a... 386 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,082 That's ok...Tripti 387 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,753 It makes no difference 388 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,333 Really?... 389 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:05,253 But no...the earlier one perhaps had an issue with this, 390 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,833 Hence had turned me down... 391 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,710 Are you sure it does not make a difference? 392 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,668 I mean I understand... 393 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,963 Cause the guy before you was also a bit like you... 394 00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,582 Never had been in a relationship before 395 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,625 and hence for guys like you, 396 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:24,378 In this arranged marriage scenario, expect a girl that is... 397 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,128 You know...I mean 398 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,667 Basically... 399 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,040 Pristine pure types? 400 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:34,668 You are 100% a watcher of TV Soaps... 401 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,462 I am not pristine pure from miles afar! 402 00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,788 Have you seen this film? 403 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,325 Was the original better than this remake? 404 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,627 Haven't seen the original 405 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:47,708 Why? 406 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,632 It was a sold out show 407 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:52,328 and there weren't scalpers around either. 408 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,168 Uncle do you have any spare tickets? 409 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,170 NO.. 410 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,127 Uncle do you have any spare tickets? 411 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,710 Got tickets? 412 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,377 No. Get lost 413 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,080 Excuse me 414 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,377 You have extra ticket? 415 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,828 Black? 416 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,207 Do I look a scalper to you? 417 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,458 Hey Surya... 418 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:36,958 Surya... 419 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,955 Whassup dude... Here to watch a flick? 420 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,832 No bud... Going to the supply store... 421 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,377 To buy chart paper... You? 422 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,748 Came here to watch a flick... 423 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,133 I bunked my tutoring class... 424 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:52,078 - Ok... Bye - Wanna come along... 425 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,537 No... Bye 426 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,455 Sure, you don't wanna come? 427 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,632 No 428 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,828 Tenner for twenty, tenner for twenty... 429 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:20,827 Tenner for twenty... Hey you, AGNEEPATH?...wanna watch? 430 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,917 QUEEN OF LUST 431 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:51,998 Brothers... 432 00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,712 Messing around is strictly disallowed... 433 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:57,712 If I catch anyone going Hammer and tongs on their dicks... 434 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:01,627 I will anoint it with Tiger Balm, I warn you... 435 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,750 What are you looking at? 436 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,920 Baby mushroom...idiot 437 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:18,125 Sorry...sorry 438 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:21,132 Let me go 439 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,248 Darling.. 440 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:23,753 What are you doing? 441 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,920 Alright brothers... the show's over now... 442 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,580 Hey switch on the lights 443 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:39,495 LIGHTS ON! 444 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:41,583 No...you animal 445 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:02,883 Hey you, next...come on... 446 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:14,128 Sorry sir I didn't know what was going on... 447 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,628 Don't know what? 448 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:17,415 I was misled by the poster... 449 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,670 I thought they were showing a 3-D educational film 450 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,380 Hey Gaikwad... 451 00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:23,208 He had come to see an educational film apparently... 452 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,037 3-D educational film on what - SEX? 453 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:28,127 How old are you? 454 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,248 Age? 455 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,130 18 running... 456 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,918 - 18 running? - Yes sir 457 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,540 Then I am 19... 458 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,960 That ok by you? 459 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,710 Spit out the truth! 460 00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:41,963 Sir I'm 15 461 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,830 What are you saying? 462 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,212 Seems awfully high to me... 463 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,250 Shall we close the deal... 464 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,630 - ...on 12? - No sir, I have a very innocent looking face 465 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:53,788 Shut up! 466 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:57,575 Give me your phone number 467 00:23:58,458 --> 00:23:59,998 - Home phone? - Yes 468 00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:01,833 Sir we don't have a line at home! 469 00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:03,627 Alright your neighbor's then 470 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:05,960 Our neighbor is out of town 471 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:07,212 The neighbor's beneath? 472 00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:08,632 Nobody lives there 473 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:10,792 Astounding...no one lives there? 474 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,035 Yeah no one lives there sir 475 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,325 Alright, give me your address... 476 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:14,578 What sir? 477 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:16,417 Address, address.. 478 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:19,038 I will come home... meet your parents... 479 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,825 I beg you sir, My Dad will throw me out of the house 480 00:24:23,917 --> 00:24:27,707 I will come and explain all your educational pursuits in complete detail 481 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:30,037 They will ban me from the house, and thrash me too 482 00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,455 Fine... why don't I explain to them in 3D? 483 00:24:31,542 --> 00:24:33,582 Please, give me one last chance sir 484 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:35,417 Won't happen again...please 485 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,750 Alright go sit there. 486 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:39,790 No sir, please 487 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:40,495 Go sit there.. 488 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,583 Think about it no sir... 489 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:42,287 Sit! 490 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,245 SIT! 491 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,750 Enough brother...let him go now 492 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,503 This is enough? 493 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:01,463 For Kids - Its 'Half Ticket' 494 00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:04,792 Oh sir... 495 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:05,875 Finish the job please? 496 00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:06,828 Why? 497 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,420 I can't go outside like this sir? 498 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,710 Are you ashamed to go out... 499 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:11,753 Weren't you ashamed while watching this film? 500 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:14,543 Please sir... I cannot step out like this...please 501 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:15,455 Get lost now... 502 00:25:15,542 --> 00:25:16,542 Sir Please sir... 503 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:17,455 OUT 504 00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:55,962 Can you make this any hipper? 505 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,500 My good man, get on with the job! 506 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:08,915 Watching his bald scalp for long is not going to cause hair to sprout magically! 507 00:26:09,292 --> 00:26:11,462 Shaving one's head off because of dandruff problem... 508 00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:13,502 That too without consulting us... 509 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,878 Rather baffling! 510 00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:19,707 Dad! Don't you think after crossing a certain maturity threshold, 511 00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:22,962 We should reserve the right to make critical life decisions ourselves? 512 00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:31,325 EAT 513 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:47,247 (PRAYER SONG) 514 00:26:55,167 --> 00:26:56,167 Just like you 515 00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:57,245 What? 516 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:58,543 Dandruff treatment 517 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:00,495 I see... 518 00:27:12,417 --> 00:27:18,667 Umm...aahhh..aaahhhh... 519 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:19,960 Let me go... 520 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,790 Et tu? Queen of Lust!! 521 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,375 Ass, had you warned me 522 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:28,828 I wouldn't have gone right! 523 00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:37,502 Stop! Take that cap off 524 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:39,463 Stupid fellow 525 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,958 Fucking shit, was the entire world watching that Queen? 526 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,540 Whassup Pintya, 527 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,000 A prey to the Queen? 528 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:46,963 What? 529 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,167 Meaning, what happened here? 530 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:50,708 Grandpa passed away 531 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:52,627 Sorry dude 532 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:32,078 You are hereby named 'Wing Commander'...Wing Co! 533 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:40,877 Babes are here...Babes are here 534 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,285 Don't reject me... 535 00:28:48,375 --> 00:28:51,325 I am a learner 536 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:55,667 allow me an education 537 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:59,245 In this temple of temptation 538 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:04,543 My gun is already loaded 539 00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:08,633 the target too is coded 540 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,710 a restive finger on the trigger 541 00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:19,712 a restless mind untamed and wild 542 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,582 these eyes full of mischief 543 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:23,207 cooking up antics cheap 544 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:26,922 Oh my 'Lord of Lust' 545 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:32,460 Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 546 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:33,832 come kill me 547 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:35,247 yeah babyyyy 548 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,958 I am the LORD OF LUST 549 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:43,502 Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 550 00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:45,133 Please kill me 551 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,378 Don't be naughty baby 552 00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,748 Hi. I'm Mandar 553 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,043 Mandar Ponkshe 554 00:30:02,292 --> 00:30:03,252 Mandy 555 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,830 I want to be friends with you 556 00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:09,288 Why do you want to be friends with her? 557 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:12,753 Because... 558 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,075 Because... 559 00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:20,922 Stupid 560 00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:25,458 Don't you rile me so 561 00:30:25,542 --> 00:30:29,212 Come lets duel unto death 562 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,458 My gun is point 303 563 00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:40,542 My motto is Buy one get one free 564 00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:42,375 This is the Hunter's lullaby 565 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,128 sung by all fair ladies 566 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:48,538 Oh my 'Lord of Lust' 567 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:56,500 You idiot...can't you see 568 00:30:56,583 --> 00:31:00,213 How dare you touch me...pervert 569 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:10,080 Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 570 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:11,327 kill me please 571 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:14,377 yeah babyyyy 572 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:20,578 Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 573 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,327 please kill me 574 00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:27,502 Why? 575 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:30,958 Why do you want to be my friend? 576 00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:37,957 Because I like you... 577 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,420 And you are beautiful 578 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,038 And so sweet... 579 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:46,915 And you know the moment I see you, bells Starts ringing in my cerebral hemisphere... 580 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,915 I'm Jigna 581 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,170 Mandy 582 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,463 A gift for you 583 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:16,575 Thanks... 584 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,630 Did you stay up all night to compile this tape for me? 585 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:22,378 No, Surya had one, I simply made a copy 586 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:27,747 But you have such a nice script 587 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:29,293 My sister scribed it for me 588 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:31,035 So what was your contribution? 589 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,325 The thought... 590 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:43,538 BTW why didn't you accept my friendship the other day? 591 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,495 Because you did not answer Shweta's question 592 00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:49,077 But the answer was so obvious... 593 00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:52,127 You know girls love to hear the obvious stated... 594 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:55,082 Never keep things in your heart... say it aloud... 595 00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:57,705 Oh alright... 596 00:32:58,125 --> 00:33:02,625 You know your friend Shweta, I hate her...she's annoying 597 00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,418 Feel like slapping her... 598 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:09,918 Well I said what was in my heart! 599 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,210 Hungry? 600 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,462 No 601 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:16,495 Hey tell me... 602 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,420 How to reel in the fish! 603 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,923 Well I too have just learnt it 604 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,917 But you know what... 605 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:24,882 Never pursue the best amongst them... 606 00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:28,128 In presence of her, always pursue the second best... 607 00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:31,043 Chances of netting the fish are higher 608 00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:33,498 What we need is the same... 609 00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:37,457 Does it matter if we get it from the best or the second best? 610 00:33:38,042 --> 00:33:38,462 What do you say? 611 00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:39,542 What kind of dumb yarn is that? 612 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:40,535 Right? 613 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:03,753 Yeah mom.... 614 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,578 I have reached.... 615 00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:07,713 What photo? 616 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,705 Yeah sister didn't send any picture... must've forgotten. 617 00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:11,882 Oh my goodness... 618 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,495 so how will you recognize Shobha? 619 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,793 Don't worry...once she lands she will phone home right... 620 00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:20,705 Tell her then that I am next to the coffee shop... 621 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:23,002 Why will she call? 622 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:25,247 She does not know you are going to be there to receive her... 623 00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:30,002 No she had already set out when Aparna called us and informed 624 00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:33,753 Mom... your planning is all useless.. I am not going to wait here anymore... 625 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:36,462 Now how will I recognize her? 626 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,502 How will you recognize her? 627 00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:41,287 Just a second...talk to your Dad 628 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,083 Hello 629 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,213 Alright listen Mandar.... I have met Shobha... 630 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,003 She is...quite ok looking... 631 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,673 What do you mean ok looking? 632 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,420 Tell him she looks like SRIRAM 633 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:55,293 She does not look like Sriram... 634 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:56,955 she looks more like her father... 635 00:34:57,542 --> 00:34:59,882 - Her forehead has the same shape - What forehead? 636 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:00,998 he's bald 637 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:04,003 Please stop chatting amongst yourselves and give me the details instead.. 638 00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:11,382 Alright Mandar, Shobha looks exactly like Sriram... 639 00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:13,332 Her nose is the same as him... 640 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:14,753 and she is quite slim... 641 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:17,293 She's a double chin...hardly slim! 642 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:18,997 - Mandar... - Hmmm.... 643 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,293 She is slim.... 644 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:21,575 Has a round face... 645 00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:23,332 Has long tresses... 646 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,750 Which are light brown golden in color... 647 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,210 It's artificially colored 648 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:30,455 Just because you color your hair doesn't mean the world does it too? 649 00:35:30,917 --> 00:35:32,667 I have been coloring my hair for 25 years... 650 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:36,915 I can make out by just a glance what hair is artificially colored and which is not! 651 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,250 Forget it... I will find her somehow... 652 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,753 Just a second... 653 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:42,792 What's her surname? 654 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,003 Where do they have surnames... 655 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:46,708 What is it now... 656 00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:50,825 Shobha Narayan? 657 00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:52,538 Natrajan? 658 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:53,785 What Natrajan... 659 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,165 Drop it...I will find her..bye 660 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,575 There he is... 661 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:10,997 He has become so 'fair and lovely'... 662 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,293 Didn't recognize him... 663 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,995 What wonder creams do they have overseas? 664 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:16,083 Truly 'fair and lovely' 665 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:20,920 Hi...Sorry... 666 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,250 Its ok... 667 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:24,828 actually I had to change into a dress...hence was delayed... 668 00:37:24,917 --> 00:37:26,037 Why? 669 00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:29,457 What do you think...I wear such dresses to work? 670 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:35,538 Tripti... 671 00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:39,415 Can we go to a friend's place before we go to the restaurant? 672 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,580 Just for a little while... there's a small party going on... 673 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:45,713 won't take long... a quick show of face... 674 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,830 Its ok...not that necessary...its ok. 675 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,673 Lets go 676 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,883 Nine yarder sari is rose colored 677 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:14,328 Misplaced not to be found 678 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:17,667 Nine yarder sari is rose colored 679 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,330 Misplaced not to be found 680 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:23,327 Love of my life beckoned me via SMS 681 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:26,207 Rush right now to the farmhouse 682 00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:29,212 Reading the SMS I wondered aloud 683 00:38:29,292 --> 00:38:31,922 How could I go thus to the farmhouse? 684 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,710 Come come come come hither 685 00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:37,422 Come come come hither girlfriend 686 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,460 Shall give a rose colored sari to you 687 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:43,172 Come come come hither girlfriend 688 00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:46,210 Shall get you a matching blouse too 689 00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:49,037 Wing co..shirt.. 690 00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:50,705 No shirt..please... 691 00:38:50,792 --> 00:38:52,672 Wing co..shirt.. 692 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:05,170 What are you doing? 693 00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,497 Have you lost mind? 694 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:18,792 Why didn't you tell me it was their anniversary... 695 00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:19,915 We could have bought a gift 696 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,750 I was about to... 697 00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:22,173 Henceforth let me know.. 698 00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:28,998 By the way, this was visible all the time... 699 00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:30,825 Is it supposed to? 700 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:34,747 No...I came from office directly and I forgot to carry the black one... 701 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:36,713 You should have said something. 702 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:38,712 How could I with so many people around? 703 00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,498 During hostel days we had a code word... 704 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:44,708 RSVP 705 00:39:44,792 --> 00:39:46,082 - RSVP? - Yeah 706 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:49,997 So whenever anyone said RSVP, everyone would adjust their bras... 707 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:52,040 Does it even mean anything? 708 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:54,375 Yeah... Royal Strap Visible Please 709 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:02,003 Your friend is so funny... 710 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:08,577 So have you thought anything about us? 711 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,668 This is only our second meeting... I don't know 712 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:47,962 Who is it? 713 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,630 Miaooowwww.... 714 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,287 Miaooowwww.... 715 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,963 MAY AAAAIIIIII? 716 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,668 So the hubby's at...a conference? 717 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:03,960 That's why I called. 718 00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:07,583 Else once you are married why will you even show? 719 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:10,960 Me and marriage? 720 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:14,417 Really! 721 00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:16,415 Come! 722 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:22,705 Give me that one. 723 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:26,830 Man, one I should've told the truth I lied to! 724 00:41:27,042 --> 00:41:28,752 Now I have to act as though I am "pristine pure"! 725 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,037 Give me some. 726 00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:31,375 All this is on you! 727 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,880 What did I do? 728 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,958 I asked you to lie? 729 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:38,245 Next time you see her speak the truth. 730 00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:40,712 Will you never tell her? 731 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,130 Let her say 'Yes' first and we shall see then. 732 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:46,995 Mandar. Please don't start your 'vaasugiri' on her. 733 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:50,083 No never. Not a chance. Not with her. I've turned a new leaf. 734 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:53,710 No faith in you. 735 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:56,575 You don't get it. 736 00:41:56,958 --> 00:41:59,748 Whoever I did this with were all 'party-packs'! 737 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:01,830 She's a 'family-pack' 738 00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:03,207 Should I give you a family-pack? 739 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,880 No, no give us cones. This flavor. Two. 740 00:42:14,417 --> 00:42:15,747 Hi Baby! 741 00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:17,875 No Baby! 742 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,788 Yeah Baby! 743 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,210 Wanna meet again tonight? 744 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 OK, done! 745 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,960 Meeeowwww! 746 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:36,540 New leaf? 747 00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:39,288 Well almost..almost a new leaf. 748 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:40,875 Some withdrawal symptoms 749 00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:47,417 Right, I emailed you Trupti's picture, did you get that? 750 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:48,577 Ya.. 751 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:51,713 She looks like Ms. Ferguson. 752 00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:55,040 Who Ms. Ferguson. The one from Pune, with Kshitij? 753 00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:55,625 Ya 754 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:56,578 Are you crazy? 755 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:57,917 She was way different. 756 00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:00,995 Sneha Mazgaonkar 757 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:06,455 Kshitij I tell ya, babes would see him in his Army uniform and fall all over him. 758 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,418 Kshitij lets go... 759 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,665 Look that tree there, seems to be withering... 760 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:22,753 I am in uniform ass... 761 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,543 So run up to my hostel and do it 762 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,745 Rickshaw... 763 00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,917 Kshitij.. you have so many options 764 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,500 can you set few for me? 765 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:11,383 Hey Kshitij.. 766 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:13,248 Teach me bro..give me some tips 767 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:15,248 Kshitij..you are my brother man 768 00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:35,915 Yusuf buddy, please don't cry.. 769 00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,288 You look worse when you shed tears! 770 00:44:41,292 --> 00:44:42,292 Yes! 771 00:44:43,292 --> 00:44:44,252 Listen... 772 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:46,038 Go to Rehana 773 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:47,713 and speak your heart to her.... 774 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,002 What he couldn't say in ten years, 775 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:50,383 My balls he will now... 776 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:51,708 In any case she's been hooked! 777 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:53,542 Like you have told many people... 778 00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:54,503 At least I try... 779 00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:55,463 Shut up... 780 00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:56,747 Look here Yusuf... 781 00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:59,582 You just saw her talking to a guy right? 782 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,285 He didn't manhandle her right? 783 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,130 Meaning he hadn't held her hand right? 784 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:08,498 That doesn't mean she's hooked... 785 00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:12,537 Muster the guts and tell her... 786 00:45:13,917 --> 00:45:16,167 Where are you off to? You were to leave in the evening right? 787 00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:19,458 I have a meeting.. 788 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:21,252 With Miss Ferguson 789 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,130 Yusuf look at this guy and learn... 790 00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:27,878 There's no such thing as love my brother... 791 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:29,827 What are you smiling about? 792 00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:34,667 You think you are some stud and chicks dig you 793 00:45:36,917 --> 00:45:38,537 Its your uniform that does it... 794 00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:40,713 Alright lets get him a uniform stitched... 795 00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:42,745 But we will need a lot more cloth for him... 796 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:44,543 What kind of brothers I have! 797 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:38,248 Hey...what are you upto? 798 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:39,923 - Just need to go a little ahead... - Get down I say! 799 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:40,630 I am in a rush... 800 00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:42,498 - Can't find an autorickshaw...hence... - Get off 801 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:43,753 Just a little bit further... 802 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,003 Brother, brother... why don't you carry on... 803 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:48,542 Thank you... 804 00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:03,287 Here... 805 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,165 Change 806 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:04,878 No, no... 807 00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:07,078 No I insist... Please take it... 808 00:47:07,167 --> 00:47:08,537 A contribution is a contribution... 809 00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:12,382 You come here to swim? 810 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,077 You look it... 811 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,168 I mean...healthy and fit! 812 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,210 I am Mandar Ponkshe 813 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:26,790 Yourself? 814 00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:28,128 PARUL... 815 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:29,078 Surname? 816 00:47:29,167 --> 00:47:30,127 Kotak... 817 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,667 Parul Kotak. Nice! 818 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:32,790 Where do you want to get off? 819 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:33,955 Just look ahead and drive 820 00:47:34,042 --> 00:47:35,672 Don't want a needless accident 821 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,420 But where did you want to get off? 822 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:42,205 Well actually, 823 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,168 I wanted to talk to you... 824 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,133 I want to be friends with you... 825 00:47:49,042 --> 00:47:50,002 Why? 826 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:53,963 Now do I have to spell that out too Ms. Parul Kotak? 827 00:47:58,458 --> 00:47:59,878 But I really respect you! 828 00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:05,248 What if she had refused... or hit you... 829 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:08,625 If she'd hit me... You conclude she's not interested 830 00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:09,708 Prateek you are such a baby... 831 00:48:09,792 --> 00:48:11,582 That was my litmus test bro! 832 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,127 A method behind this madness? 833 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:15,207 How do you do this bud? 834 00:48:16,417 --> 00:48:17,537 Very simple dude... 835 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:18,995 Just smell a woman's needs 836 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:20,293 Inhale...the scents. 837 00:48:21,292 --> 00:48:22,792 Freaking VAASU (one who sniffs) 838 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:25,383 Sir you're the God of scents... VAASUDEV! 839 00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:32,173 Are you such a big fan of Samantha Fox? 840 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:38,462 Not of her singing though. 841 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,827 Just her, her fitness! 842 00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:48,543 What's that, there on your neck? 843 00:48:49,458 --> 00:48:50,578 A birthmark? 844 00:48:50,667 --> 00:48:51,667 Don't know 845 00:48:52,917 --> 00:48:54,127 Yes. 846 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,250 I have one too, right here. 847 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,713 One here as well. 848 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,035 They say those with a mole over their hearts are 849 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:10,745 free spirited. 850 00:49:11,542 --> 00:49:13,172 Very open minded. 851 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:15,880 Very liberated. 852 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,745 You seem to be very free 853 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:22,883 and liberated too.... 854 00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:25,497 so do you also have a mole over your heart? 855 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:28,750 Over the heart? 856 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:30,830 Here? 857 00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:31,747 Yeah. 858 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:33,710 No I don't know. I don't! 859 00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:34,882 Shall we check? 860 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:38,038 Now? 861 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:38,535 Yeah. 862 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,575 Lets check right? 863 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:40,747 No, lets not. 864 00:49:40,833 --> 00:49:41,963 Why not check? 865 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:45,535 Someone might... 866 00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:47,995 No, no. People have lab work, so no one will! 867 00:49:52,042 --> 00:49:53,042 Nothing here. 868 00:49:53,792 --> 00:49:56,292 Can't make out yet. You'll need to unbutton more. 869 00:49:58,417 --> 00:49:59,827 Excuse me what're you doing? 870 00:49:59,917 --> 00:50:03,287 Looks like nothing here, but having one over the kidney too is lucky! 871 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:04,883 This is insane 872 00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:17,075 Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke 873 00:50:17,167 --> 00:50:18,957 I can't stay, I can't stay 874 00:50:19,042 --> 00:50:20,502 I can't stay farnished. 875 00:50:20,917 --> 00:50:24,037 Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke 876 00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:25,875 I can't stay, I can't stay 877 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,788 I can't stay farnished. 878 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:36,750 Dad, I need 2500 bucks... 879 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,173 Need to buy a log table... 880 00:50:38,917 --> 00:50:41,037 No don't need a chair just the table. 881 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:42,998 No beauty, nor a nympy 882 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,883 No expensive meals. 883 00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:46,538 Nor soft mattresses. 884 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:48,745 Not barbecued meat. 885 00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:53,753 For an empty plate, anything goes. 886 00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:58,922 Right, for an empty plate, anything goes. 887 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,130 Whether stale bread or table salt 888 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,788 Pinch of, 889 00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:06,785 pinch of salt will do too! 890 00:51:16,417 --> 00:51:18,627 Someone else's discard 891 00:51:19,375 --> 00:51:21,995 Will be a party for beggars 892 00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:25,668 No major demands made 893 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:29,293 By the crowd of naked and empty 894 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:33,537 Just about anything will do A taste is what the body needs 895 00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:38,705 Will fool the mind A taste of food is needed 896 00:51:38,792 --> 00:51:43,002 However thin be the gruel Thicken it with bread crumbs 897 00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:44,043 Little. 898 00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,125 a bit 899 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:49,040 However thin be the gruel Thicken it with bread crumbs 900 00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:52,375 Whether stale bread or table salt 901 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:54,168 Pinch of, 902 00:51:54,250 --> 00:51:56,880 pinch of salt will do too! 903 00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:08,167 Rule of thumb is simple bro 904 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,670 Low expectations, high intentions 905 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:15,130 A night unspent on an empty stomach 906 00:52:15,208 --> 00:52:16,748 Boiled rice, steamed veggies 907 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:18,423 Wee bit of sour curd 908 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,670 Mix in a dash of pickle 909 00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:25,380 No regrets 910 00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:28,078 Whether stale bread or table salt 911 00:52:28,167 --> 00:52:29,877 pinch of salt will do too! 912 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,418 No I am going guys... 913 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,003 I am going to beat the crap out of her father... 914 00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:27,133 Don't get into this dumb social service. 915 00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,628 You don't even know her dude... 916 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,790 Anju's Nilima's friend.. 917 00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:33,535 Today Nilima had come with Anju's brother... 918 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:35,665 You know her too... 919 00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:36,878 Who is this chick? 920 00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:38,538 You never introduce us properly... 921 00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:39,875 You always wave goodbye from afar... 922 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,630 Alright, the one who was there today 923 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:48,128 What the fuck...how can a father force himself on his own daughter? 924 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,495 What!? He rapes her? 925 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,668 Mother fucker! 926 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:55,210 I am going to beat him so... 927 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:57,753 He won't dare touch anyone in the future.. 928 00:54:58,083 --> 00:54:59,883 Why don't we go to the police? 929 00:54:59,958 --> 00:55:01,288 He's influential... 930 00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:02,825 Which is why he's getting away with this shit! 931 00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:05,463 Guys.. Do you wanna come along? 932 00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:07,082 else I will handle it myself. 933 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:09,880 I don't think this is right... 934 00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:10,958 right Mandar? 935 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:13,127 Lets go guys... lets scrunch his balls a bit... 936 00:55:13,208 --> 00:55:14,288 Lets Bobbit him! 937 00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:15,375 Lets go! 938 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,423 What? Now? 939 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,500 Now 940 00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,628 But we are... 941 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,168 Alright you guys continue playing, I'm off... 942 00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:23,627 Hey Kshitij... 943 00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:24,628 Wait a minute..I am coming... 944 00:55:24,708 --> 00:55:25,288 Hey come along.. 945 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:26,415 Whaa... 946 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:41,785 Kshitij enough bro...lets go... 947 00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:43,375 Shut up...else you will get one too... 948 00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:49,668 How dare you assault your own daughter, Bastard! 949 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,285 You... 950 00:55:55,292 --> 00:55:55,792 Listen carefully to what I say.. 951 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:56,665 Look here and listen... 952 00:55:59,417 --> 00:56:01,207 If you don't pay heed to what I have said, 953 00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,632 I will insert molten rods into your body... 954 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,920 Small your eyeballs... 955 00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:08,960 If you ever look at her again... 956 00:56:09,042 --> 00:56:11,502 I shall strip you nude and whip you...fucker 957 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:15,540 Do you understand..I'll whip you... 958 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:39,415 He's been singing the Anju tune for a while now... 959 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:43,630 Hasn't brought anyone else around either... 960 00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,128 Love... 961 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,538 What kind of love is this? 962 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,540 Not with Nilima... 963 00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:52,210 Not with Miss Ferguson... 964 00:56:52,292 --> 00:56:55,422 And not with all those sexy chicks he would bring around... 965 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,830 Instead Anju! 966 00:56:58,042 --> 00:56:59,252 Love is blind Mandar 967 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,293 Well love HERE is color blind! 968 00:57:02,542 --> 00:57:04,832 Fucking fasciss...racist... 969 00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:06,788 Have you seen her dude... 970 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:08,075 She is not even wheat...she is dark! 971 00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:09,457 - So what's the problem? - You are blind 972 00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,332 Can't one fall in love with dark people? 973 00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:12,537 Arsehole! 974 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,170 Hey Jyotsna... 975 00:57:18,375 --> 00:57:19,325 Jyotsna 976 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:21,883 On your way back, can you get the balm please? 977 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,630 Hello 978 00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:11,537 Looks like you returned early from jogging. 979 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:12,960 Who's it? 980 00:58:13,292 --> 00:58:15,042 How come you didn't recognize my voice? 981 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:19,455 Who's this? 982 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,670 Jyo..t...sna..? 983 00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:51,207 Hello... 984 00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:53,128 Hello...is Mr. Patil home? 985 00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:54,418 Wrong...wrong number. 986 00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:45,788 Hello... 987 00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:49,292 Why did you disconnect the phone yesterday? 988 00:59:49,667 --> 00:59:50,917 I need to meet you... 989 00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:53,625 So come along... 990 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,538 you know where I live... 991 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,035 Leave the door open... 992 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:37,130 Why so long? You live so near... 993 01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:39,577 Look all this was a joke... 994 01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:41,753 Enough now... 995 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,040 Understand... 996 01:00:44,125 --> 01:00:45,665 Don't let your imagination go wild... 997 01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:48,455 You came here to inform me this? 998 01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:49,582 Yes 999 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:51,880 And don't call me in the future.. 1000 01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:54,828 Where had I called 1001 01:00:55,917 --> 01:00:57,627 You'd called right? 1002 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:03,960 Lets keep it going...what's the problem? 1003 01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:13,208 Alright... 1004 01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:16,628 I'll call my husband... 1005 01:01:17,792 --> 01:01:21,082 The two of you can discuss And decide what needs to be done... 1006 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:31,875 Alright. 1007 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,208 Call your husband... 1008 01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:39,495 I will discuss with him... 1009 01:01:46,292 --> 01:01:48,502 Look you want to end it, lets do so... 1010 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:53,882 But lets end it on a happy note... 1011 01:01:57,167 --> 01:01:58,497 Give me a kiss... 1012 01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:09,578 Just a kiss and then we are done... 1013 01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:17,288 Just one kiss... 1014 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:43,673 Hello... 1015 01:03:03,042 --> 01:03:04,582 Hush-hush 1016 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:07,173 under the wraps 1017 01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:09,325 this affair of ours 1018 01:03:09,917 --> 01:03:11,917 is best kept 1019 01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:14,377 hush-hush 1020 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,543 under the wraps 1021 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:18,710 this affair of ours 1022 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:21,253 is best kept 1023 01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:23,542 Forbidden fruit 1024 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,455 quietly heist 1025 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,380 its tanginess 1026 01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:30,628 slowly unpacked 1027 01:03:30,708 --> 01:03:32,708 Forbidden fruit 1028 01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:34,792 quietly heist 1029 01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:37,247 its tanginess 1030 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:39,833 easily relished. 1031 01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:41,917 hush-hush 1032 01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:44,288 under the wraps 1033 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:46,415 this affair of ours 1034 01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:49,043 is best kept 1035 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,750 That which is right, to the winds thrown 1036 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:14,213 We drench in the rains, of the wrong 1037 01:04:14,292 --> 01:04:19,042 Swing to the tunes of frolic 'n fun 1038 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:23,575 Entangled in the conspiracies of heart 1039 01:04:23,833 --> 01:04:28,293 Within the bubble of bounds 1040 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:32,915 Heart-beats play a game of ping-pong 1041 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,880 And carry on with this state of being 1042 01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:39,165 hush-hush 1043 01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:41,788 under the wraps 1044 01:04:42,042 --> 01:04:43,882 this affair of ours 1045 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,633 is best kept 1046 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:48,578 hush-hush 1047 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:50,958 under the wraps 1048 01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:53,463 this affair of ours 1049 01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:56,208 is best kept 1050 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,580 Like a cat drinking milk of a saucer 1051 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:41,577 Relished that which wasn't ours, 1052 01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:46,828 Held by a string of relationships 1053 01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:51,417 Hid away in the glow of the moment. 1054 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:56,040 When the eyes signaled in a glance. 1055 01:05:56,125 --> 01:06:00,705 We pretended a make-do romance. 1056 01:06:00,792 --> 01:06:05,292 As a matter of pretense So be it heartburn to others 1057 01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:07,285 hush-hush 1058 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,495 under the wraps 1059 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,883 this affair of ours 1060 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:14,378 is best kept 1061 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:16,293 hush-hush 1062 01:06:16,875 --> 01:06:18,995 under the wraps 1063 01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:21,333 this affair of ours 1064 01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:23,707 is best kept 1065 01:07:59,792 --> 01:08:01,332 It looks great on me right? 1066 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:11,127 When Deepak had bought me the first saari... It was very bad 1067 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:14,667 But we were new lovers... 1068 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,500 To not break his heart I'd said it was great... 1069 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:22,878 Then he continued to buy bad saaris... 1070 01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,248 And I kept wearing them... 1071 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:28,582 He doesn't buy anymore... 1072 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,210 And now when I buy, they are as bad... 1073 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,962 But truly this is nice... 1074 01:08:44,042 --> 01:08:45,422 But such a nice saari... 1075 01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:47,785 What if Deepak finds out? 1076 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:55,040 What if he kicks me out of the house? 1077 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,375 You will marry me right... 1078 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:01,035 Come here... 1079 01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:09,918 You'll marry me, wont you? 1080 01:09:17,917 --> 01:09:19,077 We won't get caught! 1081 01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:51,633 Wwww...what's it? 1082 01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:04,672 Yyy...you have ccc come to meet JyJy Jyotsna? 1083 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,630 No I had brought comics for Akshay. 1084 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:16,713 Cococococo...... 1085 01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,075 Comics... 1086 01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:24,630 You lend comics for what Fa..fa..favors? 1087 01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:28,375 No these are for Akshay 1088 01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:40,208 Do I..look an arse... arse...hole to you? 1089 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:48,575 Lets go to your college, now! 1090 01:10:48,667 --> 01:10:54,167 Lets meet your principal... 1091 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,915 Let me take your home address 1092 01:10:58,667 --> 01:11:01,457 and call your parents here... 1093 01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:05,167 Sososorry...sir PlPlease... 1094 01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:07,880 No, lets go... 1095 01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:12,957 Where the fuck are you running off to? 1096 01:11:13,792 --> 01:11:14,922 Sorry sir... 1097 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,460 Don't you have the balls? 1098 01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,753 Why didn't you warn me yesterday? 1099 01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:02,003 I wouldn't have come over... 1100 01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:05,253 Fuck the slipper! How did he even come to know? 1101 01:12:05,708 --> 01:12:07,078 Stop calling me 1102 01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:09,327 And ask the others with whom you've shared my number 1103 01:12:09,583 --> 01:12:10,543 Wait a minute... 1104 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:11,955 I have not given anyone your number... 1105 01:12:12,167 --> 01:12:14,417 Please listen to me... 1106 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:15,665 Whats my fault in this? 1107 01:12:16,083 --> 01:12:18,173 Jyotsna lets think about this... 1108 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:19,710 Together lets resolve it... 1109 01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,127 You ran away... where can I run to? 1110 01:12:51,708 --> 01:12:52,748 Congrats... 1111 01:12:54,667 --> 01:12:55,497 Mandar... 1112 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,000 - Congrats - Thanks... 1113 01:13:06,542 --> 01:13:08,332 You err while others suffer 1114 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:10,630 Makes no sense! 1115 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:11,788 Do you know where I erred? 1116 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,785 I couldn't keep it under the wraps. 1117 01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:15,923 You've an answer for everything 1118 01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:18,082 First you ran away from the apartment 1119 01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:19,995 next from the city... 1120 01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:21,962 What about that lady? 1121 01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:24,753 Her husband would have divorced her by now... 1122 01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:26,883 Didn't they have a kid too? 1123 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:36,503 Hello PARUL, 1124 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:38,712 Please listen to me... 1125 01:13:38,792 --> 01:13:40,542 please for a second only... 1126 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:42,455 I want to talk about something else... 1127 01:13:42,875 --> 01:13:43,745 Parul please... 1128 01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:45,463 don't hang up...Parul... 1129 01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:01,287 Hey bro... 1130 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:02,995 It's not a race... Just follow her 1131 01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:05,543 - I suggest you walk, it's simpler! - Just slow down 1132 01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:28,745 I was thinking... 1133 01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:31,293 I've morning college... 1134 01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:34,625 If I join something part time... 1135 01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:36,377 I'll gain some experience... 1136 01:14:37,625 --> 01:14:39,415 that will help me in... 1137 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:40,500 Hi 1138 01:14:41,875 --> 01:14:42,955 Excuse me? 1139 01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:45,665 This is Mandar... 1140 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:48,920 Hi I'm Aloke. 1141 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,705 Has she told you about us? 1142 01:14:58,792 --> 01:14:59,752 In detail? 1143 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:01,708 About the hostel... 1144 01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:02,962 Why I was thrown out? 1145 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,250 Its an interesting story... 1146 01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,918 Parul...He knows right? 1147 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:10,793 I would really love to know but... 1148 01:15:12,667 --> 01:15:13,997 You go down, I will join you. 1149 01:15:22,458 --> 01:15:23,878 What are you doing Mandar? 1150 01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:26,173 Why are you doing this? 1151 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,500 I loved you 1152 01:15:30,167 --> 01:15:31,537 wanted to marry you. 1153 01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:35,788 Now I love Aloke and will get married to him. 1154 01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:42,575 You will marry HIM? 1155 01:15:44,792 --> 01:15:46,172 Grow up Mandar.... 1156 01:15:52,042 --> 01:15:54,332 My carefree friends, 1157 01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:57,378 This game is a strange one, 1158 01:15:58,083 --> 01:16:00,883 A fairground of Yeas and Nays! 1159 01:16:01,542 --> 01:16:04,922 A bitter-sweet fruit could go, 1160 01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:10,382 By the name of Savita, Sunita or Bela! 1161 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:14,378 Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love 1162 01:16:15,167 --> 01:16:19,747 Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love 1163 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:23,133 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1164 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,458 Actually 1165 01:16:24,542 --> 01:16:28,922 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1166 01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:33,040 Getting thou to agree is love enough 1167 01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:33,915 Actually 1168 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,500 Getting thou to agree is love enough 1169 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:42,833 Whilst falling in love is a habit for me 1170 01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:47,575 Whilst falling in love is a habit for me 1171 01:16:49,167 --> 01:16:49,997 Yusuf... 1172 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:51,713 Yusuf...enough is enough... 1173 01:16:51,792 --> 01:16:53,172 Enough of Rehana... 1174 01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:54,920 She is married now... 1175 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,080 Start a new life Yusuf... 1176 01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:00,543 Never glanced from her car mount, 1177 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,415 Never glanced from her car mount, 1178 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,920 Lest there be manifold accidents. 1179 01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:09,332 A vagrant life is my style 1180 01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:11,537 You're no longer Shabnam... 1181 01:17:13,042 --> 01:17:14,082 You are Rehana. 1182 01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:15,957 You intend to marry me love? 1183 01:17:16,667 --> 01:17:17,667 Yes 1184 01:17:20,542 --> 01:17:25,292 A vagrant life is my style 1185 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:29,995 A vagabond existence is mine 1186 01:17:30,083 --> 01:17:34,833 A vagabond existence is mine 1187 01:17:37,667 --> 01:17:42,577 I fall for thy beauty my love 1188 01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:44,790 I fear that 1189 01:17:44,875 --> 01:17:47,625 I fear that 1190 01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:49,878 I fear that I maybe heartbroken 1191 01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:55,578 Loving is the truant I play 1192 01:17:56,250 --> 01:18:00,670 Loving is the truant I play 1193 01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:04,213 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1194 01:18:04,292 --> 01:18:05,422 Actually 1195 01:18:05,750 --> 01:18:09,630 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1196 01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:13,828 Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love 1197 01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:14,997 Sincerely 1198 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:19,713 Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love 1199 01:18:19,792 --> 01:18:23,332 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1200 01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:24,457 Honestly 1201 01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:27,832 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1202 01:18:27,917 --> 01:18:29,207 Your's faithfully 1203 01:18:29,292 --> 01:18:33,422 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1204 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:37,960 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1205 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:43,245 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1206 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:47,713 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1207 01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:52,043 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1208 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:57,173 Though I am addicted to stealing hearts 1209 01:19:20,083 --> 01:19:21,083 Where were you? 1210 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:23,708 We left so many messages on your pager. 1211 01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:26,752 Oh I wasn't near the phone... 1212 01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:30,075 Were you crying Mom? 1213 01:19:37,667 --> 01:19:39,287 Our Kshitij is no more 1214 01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:46,880 In Kashmir... 1215 01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:58,417 Of bushy thick milk moustaches 1216 01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:04,875 crisscrossed battle-lines, of pissing matches 1217 01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:10,670 those irritable pimple scratches 1218 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:13,880 'Twas a childhood with its blemishes 1219 01:20:17,125 --> 01:20:19,955 those irritable pimple scratches 1220 01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:23,503 'Twas a childhood with its blemishes 1221 01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:33,920 There weren't any carousels of memories 1222 01:20:36,083 --> 01:20:40,133 No pesky dreams to plague 1223 01:20:42,417 --> 01:20:49,417 We were gentlemen kings of our destiny 1224 01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:56,753 For every zig of yours 1225 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:03,038 I had my very own zag 1226 01:21:04,542 --> 01:21:08,082 Time fluttered an un-still pigeon 1227 01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:11,923 on the sill of a clock-less window 1228 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,790 those irritable pimple scratches 1229 01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:19,923 'Twas a childhood with its blemishes 1230 01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:27,377 Tried hard to be you, 1231 01:21:29,833 --> 01:21:34,583 Pin you to my pocket strings, 1232 01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:39,213 Merrily you blew at me raspberries. 1233 01:21:39,292 --> 01:21:42,382 Kept always out of reach. 1234 01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:48,633 Of cigarette puffs by terraces. 1235 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:52,378 A childhood of sassy aches. 1236 01:22:50,958 --> 01:22:53,578 Hi this is Trupti sorry I can't take your call right now. 1237 01:22:53,667 --> 01:22:56,077 Please leave a message and I will get back to you. Thank you. 1238 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:00,380 Why did you give the nod this quick? 1239 01:23:00,458 --> 01:23:01,958 I liked you...hence... 1240 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:04,380 You see niceties in me already? 1241 01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:05,708 Yeah, plentiful. 1242 01:23:06,042 --> 01:23:07,002 Such as? 1243 01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:08,630 Such as..... 1244 01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:10,378 You can drive and I can't 1245 01:23:11,125 --> 01:23:12,165 So? 1246 01:23:12,542 --> 01:23:16,082 So you can ferry me back and forth from work 1247 01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:18,167 Why do you need a wife, just hire a driver! 1248 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:19,460 I don't have a car... 1249 01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:20,672 So you need that too? 1250 01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:23,793 See another plus... you have a car 1251 01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:28,878 But seriously you know, this arranged marriage stuff is beyond me 1252 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:31,998 Since my sister insisted I agreed.... 1253 01:23:32,083 --> 01:23:34,383 but I don't feel I am cut out for it.... 1254 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:37,632 Oh no pressure at all.. we will keep meeting...take your time... 1255 01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:41,828 Its not that Mandar...I have had relationships since school... 1256 01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:45,417 big and small both and now suddenly this arranged marriage... 1257 01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:47,043 I can't come to terms with it... 1258 01:23:47,125 --> 01:23:49,745 Please don't wait for me... better find someone else... 1259 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,287 Hi, I need to get this kurta altered... 1260 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:54,920 and the pants I gave you the other day... 1261 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,130 Receipt's there somewhere... 1262 01:24:01,750 --> 01:24:04,750 Yeah...I am here to collect those... 1263 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:06,460 Will be 10 minutes 1264 01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:07,632 Speed it up please 1265 01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:18,957 Were you engaged to Chax? 1266 01:24:20,708 --> 01:24:22,248 No...there was this guy Neerav... 1267 01:24:25,542 --> 01:24:28,292 So why weren't you able to tell that girl? 1268 01:24:28,875 --> 01:24:29,875 Which girl? 1269 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:32,630 The one from your school? 1270 01:24:34,542 --> 01:24:37,082 Oh...that...fear of rejection... 1271 01:24:38,125 --> 01:24:39,955 That's the problem with people like you... 1272 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:44,745 So what type of girls do you like? 1273 01:24:45,208 --> 01:24:46,038 "Which type?" 1274 01:24:46,125 --> 01:24:47,075 3 o clock.... 1275 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,000 3 o clock? 1276 01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:53,917 Imagine a clock.... 3 o clock.... 1277 01:24:58,542 --> 01:25:00,792 NO... you cannot stare directly like that... 1278 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:02,285 So how is one supposed to look? 1279 01:25:03,292 --> 01:25:06,672 Check her out like this.... 1280 01:25:10,333 --> 01:25:11,383 Like this? 1281 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:20,750 Too thin for me.... 1282 01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:26,707 10.30 1283 01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:31,208 Its not a digital clock! 10 or 11? 1284 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:33,082 There one at 10 and another at 11 1285 01:25:33,167 --> 01:25:35,077 If you bisect the two then there's the ONE! 1286 01:25:39,792 --> 01:25:42,252 Wow...wow!! 1287 01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:55,418 So ok, you can stare directly at her? 1288 01:25:56,417 --> 01:25:56,997 Yeah.... 1289 01:25:57,083 --> 01:25:58,713 I am a girl...I can see other girls... 1290 01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:01,165 She is good looking... 1291 01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:03,133 appears unmarried too... 1292 01:26:04,833 --> 01:26:05,633 Go talk to her... 1293 01:26:05,708 --> 01:26:06,668 No, no!! 1294 01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:08,133 Go on, talk to her 1295 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:11,667 What might happen... at most she may rough you up! 1296 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:14,000 I've no intention of being roughed up in broad daylight 1297 01:26:14,083 --> 01:26:18,133 But think...the fear of rejection will be gone forever... 1298 01:26:19,125 --> 01:26:21,915 Never keep things in your hearts... say it aloud... 1299 01:26:23,500 --> 01:26:24,750 Go now... 1300 01:26:25,917 --> 01:26:26,787 Go... 1301 01:26:26,875 --> 01:26:27,205 Should I? 1302 01:26:27,292 --> 01:26:27,962 Yeah! 1303 01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:29,787 Ok, am gonna give it a shot. 1304 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:38,503 Go... 1305 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,325 Brother, can you give me a 34-D 1306 01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:51,378 Wha....? 1307 01:26:51,458 --> 01:26:52,628 Quickly.... 1308 01:26:53,833 --> 01:26:55,423 Ditch that... give me the blue one 1309 01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:08,043 Sir...your hand... you're squeezing it! 1310 01:27:09,542 --> 01:27:11,132 What's there to be squeezed... 1311 01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:13,377 Please don't. 1312 01:27:15,042 --> 01:27:16,082 Sorry. 1313 01:27:21,042 --> 01:27:24,582 You opened an entire shop of RSVP! 1314 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:36,042 Tripti... 1315 01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:38,665 Don't just reject me outright please... 1316 01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:40,790 lets meet some more... 1317 01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:44,495 Give us another chance.... 1318 01:27:45,958 --> 01:27:47,248 Shall we meet on the weekend? 1319 01:27:47,542 --> 01:27:49,132 No, this weekend I am going to Pune... 1320 01:27:49,208 --> 01:27:50,248 So I'll hop along... 1321 01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:51,383 Absolutely not 1322 01:27:51,542 --> 01:27:53,082 I am going to meet my parents 1323 01:27:53,625 --> 01:27:55,665 Can you please hurry up? 1324 01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:58,997 Pune is such a sweet place... so I thought... 1325 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:01,705 You may view me differently there... 1326 01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:03,582 and say yes, perhaps? 1327 01:28:04,750 --> 01:28:06,130 Absolutely not... 1328 01:28:06,667 --> 01:28:07,997 Have you been to Pune before? 1329 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:11,133 Of course...Did my engineering there... Great place 1330 01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:34,577 Hey just follow them 1331 01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:12,535 Look here...there she is... 1332 01:29:37,708 --> 01:29:39,168 Hi Sir Dara... 1333 01:29:39,250 --> 01:29:40,250 Store Manager... 1334 01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:41,383 You need a basket sir... 1335 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:42,920 No 1336 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,500 Sir how do you begin your day with? 1337 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:47,785 I mean cereals, cornflakes, oatmeal? 1338 01:29:47,875 --> 01:29:49,245 I have puffed rice! 1339 01:29:50,667 --> 01:29:51,827 Have a good day sir 1340 01:30:03,667 --> 01:30:04,457 Trolley sir? 1341 01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:05,422 NO 1342 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,670 Hey Tripti! 1343 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,500 How come you are in Pune? 1344 01:30:28,417 --> 01:30:29,747 Hi! 1345 01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:33,245 I had come here to meet my parents... 1346 01:30:34,625 --> 01:30:36,075 Mom this is Mandar... 1347 01:30:36,167 --> 01:30:37,417 Dad... 1348 01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:40,498 You know Dipti's friend in Texas.... 1349 01:30:40,583 --> 01:30:41,583 This is her brother... 1350 01:30:41,667 --> 01:30:43,167 Who I had gone to meet... 1351 01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:45,630 Oh ok... That is THAT boy... 1352 01:30:45,708 --> 01:30:47,708 Shall we have a cup of tea? 1353 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,250 I had only seen your photo 1354 01:30:55,333 --> 01:30:57,383 hence did not recognize you. 1355 01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,495 Are you here for some work? 1356 01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:00,003 Yeah... 1357 01:31:00,083 --> 01:31:02,003 I had to take care of some business. 1358 01:31:05,417 --> 01:31:07,877 I will be right back. 1359 01:31:12,417 --> 01:31:13,497 Excuse me... 1360 01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:14,333 Excuse me sir... Hold it... 1361 01:31:14,417 --> 01:31:15,247 Yes 1362 01:31:16,083 --> 01:31:17,923 I think you forgot to pay for something? 1363 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,250 No I didn't buy anything 1364 01:31:19,542 --> 01:31:20,462 Are you sure? 1365 01:31:20,542 --> 01:31:21,882 Yes I'm sure... 1366 01:31:22,792 --> 01:31:24,082 Can I check your pockets? 1367 01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:34,040 I will be right back. 1368 01:31:34,125 --> 01:31:35,785 No sir...I saw you picking it up... 1369 01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:37,495 I must've accidentally picked it up. 1370 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:38,833 Mistake? 1371 01:31:38,917 --> 01:31:40,877 I have had an eye on you for a while now... 1372 01:31:40,958 --> 01:31:42,578 If I wanted to shop lift... 1373 01:31:42,667 --> 01:31:43,707 I would've picked something better? 1374 01:31:43,792 --> 01:31:45,882 All thieves say the same thing sir. 1375 01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:47,995 Shop lifting is a criminal offence. 1376 01:31:48,083 --> 01:31:48,883 Oh no... 1377 01:31:48,958 --> 01:31:50,208 Sir..actually... 1378 01:31:50,542 --> 01:31:51,792 He's with us... 1379 01:31:51,875 --> 01:31:53,625 and my parents are here... 1380 01:31:54,417 --> 01:31:54,877 There... 1381 01:31:54,958 --> 01:31:56,418 They are paying for it... 1382 01:31:56,625 --> 01:31:58,665 I think this is just a confusion... 1383 01:32:00,542 --> 01:32:01,462 So would you like to buy it? 1384 01:32:01,542 --> 01:32:02,882 No, no...you keep it. 1385 01:32:02,958 --> 01:32:03,208 Sure? 1386 01:32:03,292 --> 01:32:03,712 Sure Sure 1387 01:32:03,792 --> 01:32:04,582 Thank you sir. 1388 01:32:04,667 --> 01:32:05,077 Thanks Ma'am 1389 01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:06,207 Thank you. 1390 01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:08,788 You...condom? 1391 01:32:08,875 --> 01:32:11,205 When your dad saw me 1392 01:32:11,292 --> 01:32:12,792 I became nervous and picked something up 1393 01:32:12,875 --> 01:32:14,995 And while shaking his hand... 1394 01:32:15,375 --> 01:32:17,125 I stuffed it into my pocket... 1395 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,285 Why have you come to Pune? 1396 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,915 To tell you what's in my heart. 1397 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:27,960 What's in your heart? 1398 01:32:28,042 --> 01:32:29,042 You're the one who told me, 1399 01:32:29,125 --> 01:32:31,325 not to keep anything in my heart 1400 01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:32,747 Instead, say it aloud 1401 01:32:32,833 --> 01:32:34,003 So? 1402 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:38,130 I want to marry you 1403 01:32:38,208 --> 01:32:39,918 But you'd already told me this 1404 01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:46,460 Yeah..actually true, I had. 1405 01:32:47,042 --> 01:32:48,582 So now back to Mumbai? 1406 01:32:50,583 --> 01:32:51,793 Did you just arrive? 1407 01:32:54,542 --> 01:32:55,672 In which case stay back... 1408 01:32:56,042 --> 01:32:57,292 Tomorrow we can go back together... 1409 01:33:02,292 --> 01:33:06,292 My eyes are befuddled, 1410 01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:13,998 Unread remain your raven two, 1411 01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:23,328 Innocently illiterate are they, 1412 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:28,080 Mischief needs taught, 1413 01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:33,250 Dimwit, unwilling are they, 1414 01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:37,665 Point them love signals 1415 01:33:38,958 --> 01:33:42,628 Eyes have to meet, 1416 01:33:43,292 --> 01:33:47,882 Let them unite love, 1417 01:33:48,792 --> 01:33:52,752 Volumes to unravel 1418 01:33:53,125 --> 01:33:57,205 Let them decipher love! 1419 01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:02,460 Eyes have to meet, 1420 01:34:02,917 --> 01:34:08,167 Let them unite love, 1421 01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:12,670 Volumes to unravel 1422 01:34:12,750 --> 01:34:17,000 Let them decipher love! 1423 01:34:38,417 --> 01:34:42,667 When your eyelids go aflutter, 1424 01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:47,290 Like pages in a book of longing, 1425 01:34:48,208 --> 01:34:52,418 Scribed in your gaze, 1426 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:56,500 I sense the footfalls of syllables. 1427 01:34:57,708 --> 01:35:00,498 Let me comprehend each one. 1428 01:35:02,583 --> 01:35:05,003 Let the tongue giddy with love. 1429 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:09,790 The mischief of glances, 1430 01:35:09,875 --> 01:35:12,035 Let is multiply unmeasured. 1431 01:35:12,125 --> 01:35:16,665 Grab if it must, 1432 01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:19,378 the peace! 1433 01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:22,998 Eyes have to meet, 1434 01:35:23,667 --> 01:35:29,287 Let them unite love, 1435 01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:33,455 Volumes to unravel 1436 01:35:33,542 --> 01:35:38,002 Let them decipher love! 1437 01:35:39,083 --> 01:35:43,633 Now that I've read your look, 1438 01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:47,668 I know my ignorance, 1439 01:35:48,833 --> 01:35:53,463 The heart acknowledges its beat, 1440 01:35:53,542 --> 01:35:57,332 Was an unknown presence, 1441 01:35:58,917 --> 01:36:01,377 Finally there's peace of mind, 1442 01:36:03,792 --> 01:36:06,132 Now that you are found, 1443 01:36:08,750 --> 01:36:11,130 Lost in your gaze, 1444 01:36:11,208 --> 01:36:13,248 The heart is unfound, 1445 01:36:13,333 --> 01:36:18,133 This for dreams, 1446 01:36:18,583 --> 01:36:20,633 a resting ground. 1447 01:36:23,167 --> 01:36:24,247 Mandar's all done. 1448 01:36:24,583 --> 01:36:25,833 When will you get married? 1449 01:36:26,167 --> 01:36:27,707 After you are a senior citizen? 1450 01:36:27,958 --> 01:36:30,958 Tripti's sister lives right next door from Aparna in Texas.... 1451 01:36:31,042 --> 01:36:33,712 so the both of them can only come in June for the wedding... 1452 01:36:33,792 --> 01:36:35,832 Hence the date's been fixed for three months later. 1453 01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:39,325 Make sure you wear the traditional saree for marriage 1454 01:36:39,667 --> 01:36:40,627 Anju... 1455 01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:44,535 Prathamesh is an exact "jhorax" copy of Kshitij 1456 01:36:44,875 --> 01:36:46,415 Mom did show me his childhood photos... 1457 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,250 He does resemble Kshitij 1458 01:36:48,875 --> 01:36:50,955 Thank god only the faces resemble. 1459 01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:56,130 C'mon show some strength... Don't you drink milk? 1460 01:36:56,208 --> 01:36:57,828 A tiger does not drink milk... 1461 01:36:57,917 --> 01:36:59,327 Dunce...a tiger does not eat grass, 1462 01:36:59,417 --> 01:37:01,577 It does drink milk... which is why its strong...Cmon! 1463 01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:05,630 Lets show him our strength Prathamesh... 1464 01:37:10,417 --> 01:37:11,667 Cheater Cheater.... 1465 01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:13,290 Prathamesh seems such a quiet child. 1466 01:37:13,375 --> 01:37:18,075 On the other hand Kshitij used to be such a terror... 1467 01:37:18,167 --> 01:37:19,827 This guy is no saint either 1468 01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:20,827 Really! 1469 01:37:21,792 --> 01:37:23,212 Hey you take so much time... 1470 01:37:23,625 --> 01:37:25,375 Look at me I wore it in a jiffy 1471 01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:28,670 I too wear my sandals in a jiffy! 1472 01:37:29,500 --> 01:37:30,790 Alright I will take your leave... 1473 01:37:30,875 --> 01:37:32,495 All of you please visit us in Pune 1474 01:37:32,583 --> 01:37:33,383 Alright... 1475 01:37:33,458 --> 01:37:35,038 Tripti please bring them all... 1476 01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:36,670 Shall we... 1477 01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:38,420 Do you want to pee? 1478 01:37:38,500 --> 01:37:40,500 Else you'll want to go outside 1479 01:37:40,583 --> 01:37:41,793 Let it be Anju... 1480 01:37:41,875 --> 01:37:43,495 This child is completely crazy... 1481 01:37:43,583 --> 01:37:45,923 He always wants to pee outside 1482 01:37:46,083 --> 01:37:48,753 Never in the toilet... 1483 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:50,580 Shall we? 1484 01:38:06,583 --> 01:38:09,793 I conspired, it was time, 1485 01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:16,455 Of my digits, shaped a gun, 1486 01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:22,918 Cocked an eye, took aim, 1487 01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:29,000 Let go a bullet, bam! 1488 01:38:34,042 --> 01:38:36,332 Over you buckled, 1489 01:38:37,167 --> 01:38:39,417 Kissing earthy dust, 1490 01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:42,828 Held your breath, 1491 01:38:43,667 --> 01:38:45,827 As everyone lauded. 1492 01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:52,705 Kshitij too never peed in a toilet, 1493 01:38:53,583 --> 01:38:55,383 ....always went underneath a tree 1494 01:38:55,708 --> 01:38:58,038 Saying the trees are dry. 1495 01:38:59,750 --> 01:39:03,920 T'was a game you nitwit, 1496 01:39:06,167 --> 01:39:10,707 T'was playacting you dimwit, 1497 01:39:12,875 --> 01:39:18,495 Quitter of the longer race, 1498 01:39:18,875 --> 01:39:21,665 That is cheating, 1499 01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:26,380 A complete rip-off, you wretch.... 1500 01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:43,540 Yo Ponkshe, dude! 1501 01:39:43,958 --> 01:39:45,958 Left us outta engagement, 1502 01:39:46,042 --> 01:39:47,132 Call us to the wedding? 1503 01:39:47,208 --> 01:39:49,458 Tell me what'll be my gift. All depends on it! 1504 01:39:50,667 --> 01:39:52,287 Bloody Grinch! 1505 01:40:52,333 --> 01:40:53,083 Please sir... 1506 01:40:53,167 --> 01:40:54,577 I will be out in 2 minutes... 1507 01:40:54,792 --> 01:40:56,172 I can't let you inside... 1508 01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:57,630 Her flight landed at 10 pm... 1509 01:40:57,708 --> 01:40:58,878 It's 1 am now... 1510 01:40:58,958 --> 01:40:59,958 Sir this is a matter of security 1511 01:41:00,042 --> 01:41:01,332 Sir I understand it's a matter of security. 1512 01:41:01,417 --> 01:41:02,207 But this is serious... 1513 01:41:02,292 --> 01:41:03,082 She is an old lady... 1514 01:41:03,167 --> 01:41:04,917 Just 2 minutes sir... 1515 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,920 It's her first time in the city... 1516 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,540 If for some reason she is held up inside, 1517 01:41:08,625 --> 01:41:09,915 Other complications may arise... 1518 01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:10,998 Please try and understand... 1519 01:41:11,083 --> 01:41:11,673 Alright... 1520 01:41:11,750 --> 01:41:12,710 Do one thing 1521 01:41:12,792 --> 01:41:13,752 Go until that point 1522 01:41:13,833 --> 01:41:15,333 That's our security guard 1523 01:41:15,417 --> 01:41:17,207 Collecting exit passes... 1524 01:41:17,292 --> 01:41:18,502 Ask him for those 1525 01:41:18,583 --> 01:41:19,923 And check all the exit passes... 1526 01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:22,380 you will come to know who exited 1527 01:41:22,625 --> 01:41:25,285 You can check if your Aunt has arrived or not. 1528 01:41:54,917 --> 01:41:56,457 I am done sir. Thank you. 1529 01:41:58,500 --> 01:41:59,670 Shobha... 1530 01:41:59,750 --> 01:42:00,630 Isn't she the same one... 1531 01:42:00,708 --> 01:42:01,828 Divorcee... 1532 01:42:01,917 --> 01:42:03,707 Who's been having a roaring affair? 1533 01:42:04,333 --> 01:42:05,633 She has a round face... 1534 01:42:05,708 --> 01:42:07,958 Has Light brown golden colored hair... 1535 01:42:14,667 --> 01:42:15,127 Thank you sir... 1536 01:42:15,208 --> 01:42:16,328 She has exited 1537 01:43:24,708 --> 01:43:25,998 Hi... 1538 01:43:26,750 --> 01:43:27,330 Hi... 1539 01:43:27,417 --> 01:43:29,077 You have been waiting for long 1540 01:43:31,125 --> 01:43:33,535 Have you arrived or departing? 1541 01:43:34,250 --> 01:43:35,670 I have arrived.... 1542 01:43:37,583 --> 01:43:39,043 Are you waiting for someone? 1543 01:43:39,583 --> 01:43:40,923 No 1544 01:43:43,208 --> 01:43:46,378 Yeah... actually I have a flight tomorrow... 1545 01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:48,133 Tomorrow? 1546 01:43:48,208 --> 01:43:50,288 You'll be here all night long? 1547 01:43:50,375 --> 01:43:51,535 Aren't you uncomfortable? 1548 01:43:51,625 --> 01:43:54,535 Ya...but...its ok. 1549 01:43:54,625 --> 01:43:56,075 You should check into a hotel... 1550 01:43:56,833 --> 01:43:59,213 Actually there is one near my house... 1551 01:43:59,833 --> 01:44:01,043 It's very comfortable... 1552 01:44:01,125 --> 01:44:02,375 I can drop you there... 1553 01:44:02,458 --> 01:44:03,668 You can check in there... 1554 01:44:03,875 --> 01:44:06,535 But weren't you here to pick someone up? 1555 01:44:06,625 --> 01:44:07,705 No... 1556 01:44:08,042 --> 01:44:09,542 I saw you outside... 1557 01:44:10,208 --> 01:44:13,248 I come to the airport to kill time... 1558 01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:17,665 That was a joke... 1559 01:44:19,500 --> 01:44:21,750 Yeah I had come to pick someone up. 1560 01:44:22,083 --> 01:44:24,793 But there was a miscommunication... 1561 01:44:24,875 --> 01:44:26,955 So now I'm headed back home. 1562 01:44:32,125 --> 01:44:33,665 By the way I'm CHAX.... 1563 01:44:35,042 --> 01:44:36,422 CHAX? 1564 01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:37,915 Chakravarty 1565 01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:39,080 Oh South Indian? 1566 01:44:39,167 --> 01:44:40,537 No..No.. From Western India... 1567 01:44:40,917 --> 01:44:42,997 Chakravarty....Randive 1568 01:44:44,167 --> 01:44:44,957 From Western India? 1569 01:44:45,042 --> 01:44:46,332 And Chakravarty?? 1570 01:44:46,542 --> 01:44:48,042 Never heard before...! 1571 01:44:48,500 --> 01:44:50,290 Yeah it's a first 1572 01:44:52,500 --> 01:44:56,880 My Dad was a huge Mithun Chakravarty fan (Film star) 1573 01:44:57,083 --> 01:44:58,753 Hence Chakravarty 1574 01:44:58,833 --> 01:45:01,003 But then it should have been Mithun? 1575 01:45:02,375 --> 01:45:04,825 Well my Dad's name is Mithun... 1576 01:45:05,292 --> 01:45:06,292 So if he had named me Mithun then... 1577 01:45:06,375 --> 01:45:08,035 I would've been Mithun Mithun Randive 1578 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:09,920 A bit weird right? 1579 01:45:11,833 --> 01:45:15,173 So to avoid confusion i was named CHAX 1580 01:45:37,250 --> 01:45:38,460 CHAX 1581 01:45:46,417 --> 01:45:47,707 Hey Chax... 1582 01:45:52,333 --> 01:45:54,043 This is... 1583 01:45:54,917 --> 01:45:55,287 Mandar 1584 01:45:55,375 --> 01:45:58,415 Mandar...Tripti's fiance'... 1585 01:45:58,792 --> 01:46:01,212 And this is the great CHAX. 1586 01:46:05,083 --> 01:46:06,583 Good choice Tripti 1587 01:46:54,292 --> 01:46:55,712 Whats CHAX's name? 1588 01:46:56,083 --> 01:46:57,633 Chakravarty 1589 01:46:58,917 --> 01:47:00,957 That CHAX.... does he work with you? 1590 01:47:01,042 --> 01:47:02,382 No he used to... 1591 01:47:02,458 --> 01:47:04,748 Now he runs his own languages agency... 1592 01:47:04,833 --> 01:47:07,753 You did not invite him to the engagement? 1593 01:47:07,833 --> 01:47:09,083 No 1594 01:47:12,083 --> 01:47:13,713 Is there a problem? 1595 01:47:23,417 --> 01:47:25,377 CHAX is back in my life 1596 01:47:26,667 --> 01:47:27,827 I don't get it? 1597 01:47:28,167 --> 01:47:29,627 Weren't you engaged to someone else... 1598 01:47:29,708 --> 01:47:31,038 Yeah 1599 01:47:31,917 --> 01:47:34,417 After the broken engagement I came to Mumbai... 1600 01:47:35,042 --> 01:47:37,332 CHAX used to work here... 1601 01:47:37,958 --> 01:47:39,578 We fell in love 1602 01:47:40,125 --> 01:47:41,535 It was great for me... 1603 01:47:41,625 --> 01:47:43,125 We lived in for two years. 1604 01:47:43,208 --> 01:47:44,958 Why didn't you marry him? 1605 01:47:46,458 --> 01:47:48,668 Marriage & children did not interest him... 1606 01:47:50,083 --> 01:47:52,543 I knew this yet I lived in with him... 1607 01:47:53,500 --> 01:47:55,580 But I want to have babies... 1608 01:47:57,208 --> 01:47:59,958 Now he wants to marry you? 1609 01:48:05,875 --> 01:48:07,325 Look Tripti... 1610 01:48:08,542 --> 01:48:10,332 No stress ok... 1611 01:48:10,417 --> 01:48:13,457 If you even have a little bit of doubt about us...then 1612 01:48:14,083 --> 01:48:15,333 We are only engaged... 1613 01:48:15,417 --> 01:48:16,997 Its not that easy... 1614 01:48:18,375 --> 01:48:20,495 Its so confusing... 1615 01:48:21,583 --> 01:48:23,173 Such timing... 1616 01:48:23,875 --> 01:48:25,495 He's pursuing me now... 1617 01:48:25,750 --> 01:48:26,670 Phones me every day... 1618 01:48:26,750 --> 01:48:27,880 Meets me each day... 1619 01:48:28,042 --> 01:48:29,502 Pestering me to get back 1620 01:48:29,583 --> 01:48:30,503 Should I talk to him? 1621 01:48:30,583 --> 01:48:32,043 No Thank you.... 1622 01:48:33,708 --> 01:48:35,208 He's my friend 1623 01:48:36,292 --> 01:48:37,882 And I will handle him. 1624 01:48:42,292 --> 01:48:43,962 Meoww 1625 01:48:46,917 --> 01:48:48,577 Meoww 1626 01:48:49,417 --> 01:48:50,997 Meowwwww 1627 01:49:01,667 --> 01:49:03,127 You had shifted to Pune right? 1628 01:49:03,750 --> 01:49:05,210 I resigned 1629 01:49:05,583 --> 01:49:07,133 You got married? 1630 01:49:09,792 --> 01:49:11,132 Whats that ring? 1631 01:49:14,292 --> 01:49:15,632 It's religious 1632 01:49:18,792 --> 01:49:19,962 Come 1633 01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:26,710 I fucked up because of CHAX stress! 1634 01:49:27,042 --> 01:49:28,882 She told me everything about their relationship, 1635 01:49:28,958 --> 01:49:31,168 Did I leave her? I accepted her as is. 1636 01:49:31,500 --> 01:49:33,130 But if I tell her about me then... 1637 01:49:33,208 --> 01:49:34,958 She will run away with CHAX... 1638 01:49:35,042 --> 01:49:35,752 Then what? 1639 01:49:35,833 --> 01:49:37,083 So leave her... 1640 01:49:37,167 --> 01:49:37,957 Don't do her a favor 1641 01:49:38,042 --> 01:49:38,882 I can't... 1642 01:49:38,958 --> 01:49:39,918 Why not? 1643 01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:42,130 Don't ask me bullshit questions 1644 01:49:42,208 --> 01:49:43,878 Because I don't want to...ok! 1645 01:49:43,958 --> 01:49:45,288 So then be happy.... 1646 01:49:45,833 --> 01:49:47,463 You mess up everything.. 1647 01:49:50,292 --> 01:49:51,632 That's right... 1648 01:49:52,125 --> 01:49:55,625 I am going to tell her ALL.... The entire truth 1649 01:49:55,708 --> 01:49:56,828 That I am a VAASU (sex maniac) 1650 01:49:56,917 --> 01:49:58,127 ...used to be! 1651 01:49:58,583 --> 01:49:59,133 Still am 1652 01:49:59,208 --> 01:50:00,578 But that needs honesty... 1653 01:50:00,667 --> 01:50:03,037 If you are, you don't have to say 1654 01:50:03,375 --> 01:50:04,955 Sadly you don't have the balls! 1655 01:50:05,500 --> 01:50:06,790 You are dishonest. 1656 01:50:06,875 --> 01:50:08,535 Come to terms with it now! 1657 01:50:11,583 --> 01:50:12,673 Razzmatazzy right? 1658 01:50:12,750 --> 01:50:15,750 Its very nice...must be pricey right? 1659 01:50:16,208 --> 01:50:18,248 150-200 per card, right? 1660 01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:21,710 That I'm finally marrying has driven Mom-Dad insane... 1661 01:50:21,792 --> 01:50:23,382 they're spending money like lunatics!... 1662 01:50:23,958 --> 01:50:25,578 Weren't you going to show me something? 1663 01:50:26,125 --> 01:50:28,285 Oh yeah, nothing much, just a... 1664 01:50:28,667 --> 01:50:29,827 Ya... 1665 01:50:31,625 --> 01:50:34,875 No, no, no..ask him to wait there... I'll come...yeah thank you. 1666 01:50:59,875 --> 01:51:02,165 Why are we having this discussion again? 1667 01:51:02,667 --> 01:51:05,037 Look I know why you want to marry him... 1668 01:51:05,125 --> 01:51:06,785 you don't want to break his heart. 1669 01:51:08,250 --> 01:51:09,330 Its not that! 1670 01:51:09,417 --> 01:51:10,747 Then why are you doing it? 1671 01:51:11,125 --> 01:51:12,575 Do you love him? 1672 01:51:15,750 --> 01:51:18,080 If you don't love him why do it? 1673 01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:21,133 Its an arranged marriage Chax... 1674 01:51:21,208 --> 01:51:22,418 love will happen. 1675 01:51:22,667 --> 01:51:24,037 It happened to my Mom-Dad... 1676 01:51:25,167 --> 01:51:26,667 likely it did to yours too... 1677 01:51:26,750 --> 01:51:27,920 I don't know. 1678 01:51:29,875 --> 01:51:31,075 And I like him. 1679 01:51:31,333 --> 01:51:32,753 He's a very nice guy. 1680 01:51:33,125 --> 01:51:34,415 What if he isn't? 1681 01:51:52,167 --> 01:51:53,667 You were to show me something? 1682 01:51:54,125 --> 01:51:58,455 Oh just a sample... 1683 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:00,880 simple, plain. 1684 01:52:01,167 --> 01:52:02,667 No its really nice. 1685 01:52:02,917 --> 01:52:05,167 Actually I would've preferred something like this. 1686 01:52:05,250 --> 01:52:06,670 Bit more simple. 1687 01:52:07,917 --> 01:52:10,957 But our cards are out to guests already. 1688 01:52:11,250 --> 01:52:14,380 I will get on with the printing and distribution of these too. 1689 01:52:19,417 --> 01:52:21,417 We should be getting married right? 1690 01:52:23,625 --> 01:52:24,575 I mean... 1691 01:52:24,667 --> 01:52:26,037 Knowing all that you do about me, 1692 01:52:26,125 --> 01:52:28,035 "pristine pure" ones as you, tend to get stressed 1693 01:52:28,125 --> 01:52:29,125 and run away from the altar... 1694 01:52:29,208 --> 01:52:30,498 Trupti, can I say something? 1695 01:52:41,542 --> 01:52:43,712 I am not really that "pristine pure"... 1696 01:52:44,708 --> 01:52:46,128 I am a VAASU 1697 01:52:49,958 --> 01:52:51,168 VAASU? 1698 01:52:53,333 --> 01:52:54,883 As in player? 1699 01:53:01,958 --> 01:53:03,128 Since when? 1700 01:53:05,583 --> 01:53:06,423 Since school... 1701 01:53:06,500 --> 01:53:08,130 college days... 1702 01:53:08,208 --> 01:53:09,288 College? 1703 01:53:10,708 --> 01:53:11,918 WOW! 1704 01:53:14,708 --> 01:53:15,828 Whats your score? 1705 01:53:16,042 --> 01:53:17,132 FIFTY SHADES OF GREY? 1706 01:53:19,042 --> 01:53:20,292 Lesser? 1707 01:53:22,333 --> 01:53:25,503 Count of girls or... 1708 01:53:25,833 --> 01:53:27,003 number of scores? 1709 01:53:29,000 --> 01:53:31,130 You're a professional, yeah? 1710 01:53:32,833 --> 01:53:35,003 You have 100% crossed a 100 right? 1711 01:53:37,458 --> 01:53:38,788 Not out? 1712 01:53:39,792 --> 01:53:41,752 Fantastic man! 1713 01:53:41,833 --> 01:53:43,293 You don't have a problem with this? 1714 01:53:43,375 --> 01:53:44,665 Never! 1715 01:53:45,292 --> 01:53:46,712 Mandar... 1716 01:53:47,250 --> 01:53:49,080 Mandar, the problem is solving itself. 1717 01:53:50,167 --> 01:53:52,327 Do you have an issue with an open marriage? 1718 01:53:53,292 --> 01:53:54,252 Open marriage? 1719 01:53:54,333 --> 01:53:55,753 Mandar imagine. 1720 01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:58,040 Imagine after the wedding... 1721 01:53:58,125 --> 01:54:00,205 We are going to a party. 1722 01:54:01,833 --> 01:54:06,083 Going in we will be two... 1723 01:54:06,875 --> 01:54:08,705 however coming out... 1724 01:54:10,625 --> 01:54:11,995 We will be... 1725 01:54:13,083 --> 01:54:14,213 FOUR! 1726 01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:17,420 Meaning a Victor for you and a Victoria for me? 1727 01:54:19,625 --> 01:54:20,915 What do you think of the concept? 1728 01:54:22,458 --> 01:54:24,208 It's a mindblowing concept! 1729 01:54:25,542 --> 01:54:29,002 Meaning our inning is never done? 1730 01:54:29,083 --> 01:54:30,173 Unvanquished forever? 1731 01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:32,170 Its superb! 1732 01:54:34,625 --> 01:54:36,785 In any case I was going to cut you loose. 1733 01:54:37,292 --> 01:54:38,752 Now I can do it guilt-free! 1734 01:54:39,625 --> 01:54:40,575 What? 1735 01:54:40,667 --> 01:54:42,037 I am marrying Chax. 1736 01:54:42,583 --> 01:54:44,003 I will not marry you! 1737 01:54:44,792 --> 01:54:46,922 Mandar you were to going to say something right? 1738 01:54:47,500 --> 01:54:48,380 Mandar... 1739 01:54:49,792 --> 01:54:51,632 Want to get married or not? 1740 01:54:52,667 --> 01:54:54,077 Yes I do, I do! 1741 01:54:57,500 --> 01:54:58,830 Trupti, past is past. 1742 01:54:58,917 --> 01:55:00,417 Let go, makes no difference. 1743 01:55:05,542 --> 01:55:07,002 Can I have your Photo id please? 1744 01:55:07,917 --> 01:55:08,997 Passport will do? 1745 01:55:09,083 --> 01:55:10,383 Yeah Sure 1746 01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:15,248 You can go up.. I'll scan this and send it over 1747 01:55:15,500 --> 01:55:16,630 This is your room key. 1748 01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:17,828 Thank you 1749 01:55:24,167 --> 01:55:24,707 Leave it here 1750 01:55:24,792 --> 01:55:25,672 Ok... 1751 01:55:30,167 --> 01:55:30,537 Thank you 1752 01:55:30,625 --> 01:55:31,825 Oh its nothing 1753 01:55:32,833 --> 01:55:34,173 - Water? - Yeah 1754 01:55:53,875 --> 01:55:55,075 No thanks... 1755 01:56:05,167 --> 01:56:06,037 What are you searching for? 1756 01:56:06,125 --> 01:56:07,245 The coffee maker 1757 01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:09,750 You want some coffee? 1758 01:56:10,500 --> 01:56:11,830 Yeah that would be nice 1759 01:56:12,833 --> 01:56:15,043 Alright I will order it then 1760 01:56:21,042 --> 01:56:22,132 Yeah... 1761 01:56:22,542 --> 01:56:24,502 Can I have one coffee please? 1762 01:56:26,750 --> 01:56:27,960 Yeah Thanks 1763 01:56:29,292 --> 01:56:30,332 On its way 1764 01:56:30,417 --> 01:56:31,377 You won't drink coffee? 1765 01:56:31,458 --> 01:56:33,918 No I am very tired... 1766 01:56:44,250 --> 01:56:45,420 Neck pain? 1767 01:56:46,417 --> 01:56:50,877 Yeah...18 hours flight... sitting down mostly... 1768 01:56:50,958 --> 01:56:52,498 I can give you a neck massage 1769 01:56:52,583 --> 01:56:53,923 No No...its ok 1770 01:56:54,875 --> 01:56:56,245 Yes come in... 1771 01:56:58,500 --> 01:56:59,830 Ma'am your passport 1772 01:57:00,458 --> 01:57:01,538 Thank you 1773 01:57:05,042 --> 01:57:06,382 I will make the coffee 1774 01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:12,540 You should never ignore neck pain... 1775 01:57:17,333 --> 01:57:19,583 I have magic in my hands... you will get instant relief. 1776 01:57:31,417 --> 01:57:33,287 Hey I said its ok... 1777 01:57:33,375 --> 01:57:34,535 Sorry about that. 1778 01:57:40,208 --> 01:57:41,328 Hello... 1779 01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:44,960 Yes...Oh yes hello uncle... How are you? 1780 01:57:46,917 --> 01:57:51,827 Oh...really..sorry I did not know... I've checked into a hotel... 1781 01:57:53,417 --> 01:57:55,997 Oh you shouldn't take the trouble...this late... 1782 01:57:57,208 --> 01:58:00,828 I'm at Hotel Ramee Grand... Room no 601 1783 01:58:01,667 --> 01:58:02,827 Thank you 1784 01:58:03,792 --> 01:58:05,962 Chax...Can you finish the coffee quick? 1785 01:58:06,042 --> 01:58:07,752 Someone's coming to pick me up 1786 01:58:12,125 --> 01:58:13,165 Hello 1787 01:58:13,625 --> 01:58:14,165 Yes Dad 1788 01:58:14,250 --> 01:58:16,380 Shobha is staying at the Ramee Grand Hotel 1789 01:58:16,458 --> 01:58:17,538 What? 1790 01:58:18,458 --> 01:58:22,668 Mandar, that Shobha went from the airport directly to a hotel 1791 01:58:22,750 --> 01:58:24,080 Which hotel? 1792 01:58:24,333 --> 01:58:28,833 Ramee Grand...why don't you do one thing... go there and bring her home. 1793 01:58:28,917 --> 01:58:31,707 Yeah ok, let me see 1794 01:58:48,625 --> 01:58:50,785 Aparna was calling her Shobha 'NT' 1795 01:58:51,458 --> 01:58:52,878 Aunty 1796 01:58:58,625 --> 01:58:59,745 Ok then bye 1797 01:59:24,708 --> 01:59:26,038 Did you forget something? 1798 01:59:26,750 --> 01:59:27,750 No 1799 01:59:29,250 --> 01:59:30,920 Shobha, I am here to pick you up. 1800 01:59:33,542 --> 01:59:34,832 Mandar? 1801 01:59:35,958 --> 01:59:37,288 So Chax? 1802 01:59:42,625 --> 01:59:44,375 You are getting married right? 1803 01:59:46,417 --> 01:59:47,497 I am not coming with you 1804 01:59:47,583 --> 01:59:48,583 Shobha... 1805 01:59:48,958 --> 01:59:52,828 Shobha please come with me... 1806 01:59:52,917 --> 01:59:54,497 What will I tell Mom and Dad? 1807 01:59:55,375 --> 01:59:56,535 Shobha... 1808 02:00:14,833 --> 02:00:16,463 Can I buy you a drink? 1809 02:00:16,917 --> 02:00:19,707 Hey uncle why don't you find an aunty to buy a drink? 1810 02:00:22,792 --> 02:00:24,792 Are you crazy... I said sorry right? 1811 02:00:31,417 --> 02:00:32,917 What are you doing Mandar? 1812 02:00:33,625 --> 02:00:35,785 Guys like you should never get married. 1813 02:00:40,833 --> 02:00:42,463 You ran away... where can I run to? 1814 02:00:43,292 --> 02:00:45,502 Why shouldn't guys like me marry? 1815 02:00:45,875 --> 02:00:47,785 Kshitij was like me actually he was my guru... 1816 02:00:47,875 --> 02:00:49,495 And yet he married Didn't he? 1817 02:00:50,375 --> 02:00:52,075 You never really understood Kshitij... 1818 02:00:55,250 --> 02:00:56,960 The day you'll find true love 1819 02:00:57,333 --> 02:00:58,753 Is when you will understand. 1820 02:01:19,583 --> 02:01:20,633 Yes Dad... 1821 02:01:20,708 --> 02:01:22,078 Did you meet her? 1822 02:01:23,583 --> 02:01:27,423 Hello...hello... 1823 02:01:32,333 --> 02:01:34,963 There was so much fun in doing this earlier... 1824 02:01:37,500 --> 02:01:38,670 But it's enough now... 1825 02:01:42,000 --> 02:01:44,540 I have been running my whole life... 1826 02:01:45,375 --> 02:01:47,415 Vaasu is having a conscience attack now... 1827 02:01:48,208 --> 02:01:49,878 and feeling guilty 1828 02:01:50,917 --> 02:01:55,707 I don't want to remain a Vaasu all my life... 1829 02:01:56,708 --> 02:01:58,828 I want to change... 1830 02:02:07,417 --> 02:02:09,497 I am going to confess everything to her. 1831 02:02:28,625 --> 02:02:30,035 Hey Mandar... 1832 02:02:30,125 --> 02:02:31,535 Wait up buddy... 1833 02:02:32,792 --> 02:02:34,882 If you want to confess then confess tomorrow... 1834 02:02:35,542 --> 02:02:38,132 Are you planning on running all the way to her house? 1835 02:03:07,833 --> 02:03:08,923 How much? 1836 02:03:12,292 --> 02:03:13,382 Mandar wait... 1837 02:03:13,542 --> 02:03:14,582 wait up... 1838 02:03:16,458 --> 02:03:17,958 Mandar this is crazy...ok. 1839 02:03:18,042 --> 02:03:20,382 I have always done crazy things in my life... 1840 02:03:20,750 --> 02:03:22,210 This is sheer madness 1841 02:03:22,292 --> 02:03:23,422 Yusuf... 1842 02:03:23,667 --> 02:03:27,077 For the first time in my life, I'm daring to do the right thing...so let me do it! 1843 02:03:27,167 --> 02:03:28,457 What Daring? 1844 02:03:30,250 --> 02:03:31,080 What Daring? 1845 02:03:32,333 --> 02:03:34,713 You...you want to dare, right? 1846 02:03:34,792 --> 02:03:35,882 Then do it... 1847 02:03:36,375 --> 02:03:37,625 You want to confess to her, right? 1848 02:03:37,875 --> 02:03:40,285 So do it. But when you are normal...not now! 1849 02:03:41,125 --> 02:03:42,375 Confess when you are sober...ok? 1850 02:03:42,458 --> 02:03:43,748 I am with you... Lets go. 1851 02:03:44,042 --> 02:03:45,212 Lets go... 1852 02:03:47,500 --> 02:03:48,630 You are right... 1853 02:03:49,708 --> 02:03:51,498 I am going to wait here until I am sober... 1854 02:03:51,583 --> 02:03:52,753 You go home... 1855 02:03:53,833 --> 02:03:56,503 You are behaving like a stupid, immature teenager... 1856 02:03:59,375 --> 02:04:02,125 Actually even when you were a teenager you weren't this stupid... 1857 02:04:03,583 --> 02:04:04,713 Mandar... 1858 02:04:05,125 --> 02:04:07,875 Don't be impulsive else she'll leave you. 1859 02:04:11,542 --> 02:04:13,132 You want to get married right? 1860 02:04:14,708 --> 02:04:16,458 So tell her after marriage... finito! 1861 02:05:54,958 --> 02:05:56,458 You have come from the airport? 1862 02:05:57,667 --> 02:05:58,787 Are you drunk? 1863 02:06:10,167 --> 02:06:12,877 He's incredibly depressed on account of our wedding... 1864 02:06:14,208 --> 02:06:16,918 He got drunk yesterday and bothered me no end... 1865 02:06:17,875 --> 02:06:20,205 Please don't misunderstand... I'm sorry 1866 02:06:22,000 --> 02:06:23,710 - I will wake him... - No No it's ok...... 1867 02:06:23,792 --> 02:06:25,382 He looks dead in any case... 1868 02:06:25,667 --> 02:06:27,497 And you need not be apologetic 1869 02:06:27,583 --> 02:06:28,883 I don't deserve that... 1870 02:06:29,250 --> 02:06:32,790 In any case I am not here on account of you or Chax... 1871 02:06:41,833 --> 02:06:43,173 Tripti... 1872 02:06:43,625 --> 02:06:45,075 I am a VAASU... 1873 02:06:51,792 --> 02:06:52,922 meaning... 1874 02:06:53,625 --> 02:06:56,165 people like me are called VAASU...you know? 1875 02:06:59,917 --> 02:07:00,917 I am a.... 1876 02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:02,540 I am sorry about the language... 1877 02:07:02,625 --> 02:07:05,075 but I don't know how to describe myself... 1878 02:07:17,375 --> 02:07:19,035 The urge to fuck is intolerable.. 1879 02:07:19,500 --> 02:07:20,670 I feel like doing it all the time... 1880 02:07:20,750 --> 02:07:22,460 And I do! 1881 02:07:31,667 --> 02:07:32,707 Hey... 1882 02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:35,750 You look to be from a decent household... 1883 02:07:35,958 --> 02:07:37,958 you shouldn't be laying drunk on the roads... 1884 02:07:38,333 --> 02:07:39,583 Go home now... 1885 02:07:39,750 --> 02:07:41,420 to your wife and kids. 1886 02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:42,630 Sorry sir... 1887 02:07:42,708 --> 02:07:43,828 Go home... 1888 02:07:44,458 --> 02:07:45,828 Today's generation! 1889 02:07:54,125 --> 02:07:55,535 What are you saying man? 1890 02:07:56,208 --> 02:07:58,078 You told her everything... 1891 02:07:59,458 --> 02:08:00,748 What did she say? 1892 02:08:00,833 --> 02:08:02,083 What happened? 1893 02:08:07,625 --> 02:08:09,205 Tripti I am really sorry 1894 02:08:10,292 --> 02:08:12,502 that I did not tell you all this earlier... 1895 02:08:13,292 --> 02:08:14,712 But I had my reasons... 1896 02:08:15,875 --> 02:08:17,285 Are you a Sex Addict? 1897 02:08:17,375 --> 02:08:19,785 No, no, no addiction, 1898 02:08:21,042 --> 02:08:22,462 It's... 1899 02:08:23,417 --> 02:08:25,327 ..just a habit... 1900 02:08:28,667 --> 02:08:30,627 After our engagement... 1901 02:08:30,708 --> 02:08:32,378 Have you...with anyone... 1902 02:08:37,333 --> 02:08:38,633 Once... 1903 02:09:05,833 --> 02:09:07,083 You're still here? 1904 02:09:07,750 --> 02:09:09,290 Do you have no shame? 1905 02:09:10,542 --> 02:09:11,462 What happened? 1906 02:09:11,542 --> 02:09:12,752 Get out 1907 02:09:14,458 --> 02:09:15,918 Get out of my house! 1908 02:09:16,167 --> 02:09:17,667 What the Hell!!! 1909 02:09:19,375 --> 02:09:21,375 The wedding cards have gone out 1910 02:09:23,625 --> 02:09:25,165 Let me talk to her.... 1911 02:09:26,292 --> 02:09:28,132 - Let me reason with her - Or so I thought 1912 02:09:28,375 --> 02:09:29,245 What?? 1913 02:09:50,083 --> 02:09:51,793 It slipped out of my hand... 1914 02:09:52,292 --> 02:09:53,672 No I don't need your help... 1915 02:10:04,125 --> 02:10:05,915 Tripti I don't deserve you... 1916 02:10:08,625 --> 02:10:10,375 You should get married to Chax... 1917 02:10:11,708 --> 02:10:14,078 At least he was honest with you... 1918 02:10:15,083 --> 02:10:18,003 and the both of you love each other... 1919 02:10:21,500 --> 02:10:23,750 I know my heart will be broken but... 1920 02:10:24,458 --> 02:10:25,878 I deserve it... 1921 02:10:31,167 --> 02:10:33,457 Yes, you should marry Chax. 1922 02:10:39,125 --> 02:10:41,375 Do you know why I broke up with Chax? 1923 02:10:51,750 --> 02:10:53,210 I got pregnant... 1924 02:10:55,917 --> 02:10:58,787 I thought he would be happy to hear it... 1925 02:11:01,625 --> 02:11:02,955 Instead he said... 1926 02:11:03,208 --> 02:11:04,538 it was my fault 1927 02:11:04,625 --> 02:11:06,125 and that I should get it aborted. 1928 02:11:11,125 --> 02:11:13,825 And I wasn't such a strong woman 1929 02:11:15,500 --> 02:11:17,420 that I could be a single mother... 1930 02:11:21,333 --> 02:11:23,003 so I killed the baby! 1931 02:11:28,042 --> 02:11:30,132 How can I marry a man... 1932 02:11:30,208 --> 02:11:33,498 who wasn't with me when I needed him the most? 1933 02:11:36,833 --> 02:11:39,543 I went to the clinic all by myself... 1934 02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:46,080 I think... 1935 02:11:47,375 --> 02:11:50,165 I thinks it's a good thing you told me everything... 1936 02:11:51,542 --> 02:11:52,962 It's not easy... 1937 02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:56,040 You could have hidden it... 1938 02:11:56,875 --> 02:11:58,825 or I would have found out after we were married... 1939 02:11:58,917 --> 02:12:00,917 And that would have been worse 1940 02:12:06,292 --> 02:12:07,792 Aren't you relieved? 1941 02:12:10,208 --> 02:12:11,788 Whether its arranged 1942 02:12:12,250 --> 02:12:13,710 or love marriage 1943 02:12:14,000 --> 02:12:15,330 What difference does it make? 1944 02:12:16,917 --> 02:12:19,287 It all boils down to the same thing... 1945 02:12:21,167 --> 02:12:22,457 Trust. 1946 02:12:26,750 --> 02:12:28,130 You know it's a good thing 1947 02:12:29,708 --> 02:12:32,668 We will be starting with a clean slate. 1948 02:12:34,000 --> 02:12:36,380 then why won't it work? 1949 02:12:39,250 --> 02:12:40,500 I love you... 1950 02:12:42,750 --> 02:12:44,210 Tripti I really love you... 1951 02:12:46,917 --> 02:12:48,127 I love you too.... 1952 02:13:10,500 --> 02:13:11,710 Mandar... 1953 02:13:12,708 --> 02:13:14,708 Are you going to shave this? 1954 02:13:16,250 --> 02:13:17,830 I thought you like it? 1955 02:13:19,667 --> 02:13:20,627 No. 1956 02:13:28,167 --> 02:13:29,327 Mandar... 1957 02:13:29,667 --> 02:13:31,207 another thing... 1958 02:13:32,083 --> 02:13:34,043 and this is for both of us... 1959 02:13:35,250 --> 02:13:37,380 Get your HIV test done. 1960 02:13:39,417 --> 02:13:41,247 No I have gotten it done... 1961 02:13:42,083 --> 02:13:44,043 See earlier you were pristine pure 1962 02:13:44,125 --> 02:13:45,495 So I had not asked for it... 1963 02:13:46,500 --> 02:13:48,710 In arranged marriages we need to do all this... 1964 02:13:48,792 --> 02:13:50,962 Agreed, one has to. 1965 02:13:56,042 --> 02:13:57,962 You know each other right? 1966 02:13:59,292 --> 02:14:01,082 Did she tell you about me? 1967 02:14:02,500 --> 02:14:05,380 In detail about us? 1968 02:14:07,417 --> 02:14:08,667 What is there to tell? 1969 02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:10,670 Our past 1970 02:14:10,750 --> 02:14:12,000 So you tell me about it 1971 02:14:12,083 --> 02:14:12,883 She may hasn't told you? 1972 02:14:12,958 --> 02:14:14,128 You tell me... I'm here now 1973 02:14:14,208 --> 02:14:15,578 Chill babes...chill 1974 02:14:15,667 --> 02:14:16,997 I'm not your babes ok... 1975 02:14:17,083 --> 02:14:18,753 Don't you dare call me babes... 1976 02:14:18,833 --> 02:14:19,543 Who is he? 1977 02:14:20,500 --> 02:14:22,170 - Why are you hiding behind me? - You know anger leads to heart attack... 1978 02:14:22,250 --> 02:14:23,670 Are you a doctor? 1979 02:14:23,750 --> 02:14:25,250 Tell me 5 symptoms of a heart attack 1980 02:14:25,333 --> 02:14:26,253 What happens first? 1981 02:14:26,333 --> 02:14:27,383 This is one symptom 1982 02:14:27,458 --> 02:14:28,378 Shut up guys... 1983 02:14:28,708 --> 02:14:30,458 Who is this guy..what is this guy? Where did you find him? 1984 02:14:30,542 --> 02:14:31,502 You think he's cool? 1985 02:14:31,583 --> 02:14:32,673 You think you are bloody cool 1986 02:14:32,750 --> 02:14:34,210 Because of your goatee and your bald head 1987 02:14:34,292 --> 02:14:37,332 you're not cool... ok you're not cool... 1988 02:14:37,792 --> 02:14:38,962 Are you insane? 1989 02:14:39,167 --> 02:14:40,327 Why did you needle him? 1990 02:14:40,417 --> 02:14:41,827 Well I thought 1991 02:14:41,917 --> 02:14:44,287 he would say something like this and I would beat him up. 1992 02:14:48,542 --> 02:14:50,422 You know each other right? 1993 02:14:53,583 --> 02:14:54,923 Sorry guys.. 1994 02:14:55,000 --> 02:14:57,000 I have been acting like a jerk lately... 1995 02:14:57,958 --> 02:15:00,668 Tripti can I have an Antacid? 1996 02:15:04,500 --> 02:15:06,170 And a Dispirin for me? 1997 02:15:10,958 --> 02:15:13,538 What are you going to say to Uncle-Aunty about Shobha? 1998 02:15:17,167 --> 02:15:18,577 What if she says something? 1999 02:15:23,042 --> 02:15:24,382 She won't say... 2000 02:15:25,000 --> 02:15:28,460 I have fourteen solid years of experience in such matters... 2001 02:15:28,542 --> 02:15:29,832 She won't say.. 2002 02:15:30,833 --> 02:15:32,383 If by chance she does? 2003 02:15:36,792 --> 02:15:40,672 At the most i will lose some face with Mom-Dad... 2004 02:15:41,625 --> 02:15:43,415 but I am still getting married... 2004 02:15:44,305 --> 02:15:50,535 Craving big poker? 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