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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:04,570 [ music ] 2 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:09,641 [ crowd chatter ] 3 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,701 >> Good morning. 4 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:19,236 [ crowd chatter ] 5 00:00:19,304 --> 00:00:21,238 >> Well, it's December 24th 6 00:00:21,306 --> 00:00:22,707 and that means, 7 00:00:22,774 --> 00:00:24,308 welcome to Captain Man's 8 00:00:24,376 --> 00:00:25,142 third annual 9 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:28,312 Christmas Breakfast. 10 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:28,646 Thank you. 11 00:00:28,714 --> 00:00:31,315 Oh, that's nice. Oh. 12 00:00:31,383 --> 00:00:32,984 You know, it's really great to-- 13 00:00:33,051 --> 00:00:37,421 >> Hey, shut up and feed us! 14 00:00:37,489 --> 00:00:38,823 >> Just a moment, sir. 15 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:41,993 >> I'm a woman! 16 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:43,494 >> Sorry, ma'am. 17 00:00:43,562 --> 00:00:45,997 And now I present 18 00:00:46,064 --> 00:00:47,832 your handsome host, 19 00:00:47,899 --> 00:00:48,499 the guy who paid 20 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:50,635 for all of this, 21 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:51,168 Swellview's 22 00:00:51,236 --> 00:00:53,170 most important citizen... 23 00:00:53,238 --> 00:00:56,507 Captain Man. 24 00:00:56,575 --> 00:00:58,509 >> Thank you. 25 00:00:58,577 --> 00:01:01,012 Yes. Yes. 26 00:01:01,079 --> 00:01:02,647 I know, I know. 27 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:06,851 >> All right, 28 00:01:06,918 --> 00:01:07,752 everybody get up here 29 00:01:07,819 --> 00:01:12,823 and taste the Christmas. 30 00:01:12,891 --> 00:01:15,259 >> Here, Kid, put this on. 31 00:01:15,327 --> 00:01:15,926 >> Ew. I don't want 32 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:17,194 to wear a hair net. 33 00:01:17,262 --> 00:01:18,362 >> You have to wear one. 34 00:01:18,430 --> 00:01:19,163 You're serving food. 35 00:01:19,231 --> 00:01:20,431 It's city law. 36 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:21,966 >> All right. 37 00:01:22,034 --> 00:01:23,634 But I'm doing this begrudgingly. 38 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:31,776 Hey, how come 39 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:33,511 you're not wearing a hair net? 40 00:01:33,578 --> 00:01:37,181 >> [ chuckles ] Lots of reasons. 41 00:01:37,249 --> 00:01:39,950 First, I'm Captain Man. 42 00:01:40,018 --> 00:01:41,852 Second, I'm very handsome 43 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,622 and I do not wear hair nets. 44 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:45,690 >> Hey, are these reindeer eggs 45 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,558 locally sourced? 46 00:01:47,626 --> 00:01:49,293 >> I, I don't know. 47 00:01:49,361 --> 00:01:50,294 >> Well, I won't eat eggs 48 00:01:50,362 --> 00:01:52,296 unless they're locally sourced. 49 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:54,498 >> Okay, good for you. 50 00:01:54,566 --> 00:01:56,133 >> Hey, why aren't you wearing 51 00:01:56,201 --> 00:01:57,468 a hair net? 52 00:01:57,536 --> 00:01:59,537 >> Lots of reasons. One... 53 00:01:59,604 --> 00:02:02,073 >> Shut up. 54 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:03,074 >> You know, I'm guessing 55 00:02:03,141 --> 00:02:03,874 you don't get invited 56 00:02:03,942 --> 00:02:06,277 to a lot of parties. 57 00:02:08,814 --> 00:02:09,747 >> Hey, Captain Man, 58 00:02:09,815 --> 00:02:10,748 Captain Man. 59 00:02:10,816 --> 00:02:12,550 >> Ah, yes, Vice Mayor Willard. 60 00:02:12,617 --> 00:02:13,217 >> Yeah, hi. 61 00:02:13,285 --> 00:02:14,218 There's a reporter here 62 00:02:14,286 --> 00:02:15,720 from KLVY News, 63 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:16,253 she wants to do 64 00:02:16,321 --> 00:02:17,555 an interview with you. 65 00:02:17,622 --> 00:02:18,723 >> Oh, it's not Evelyn Hall, 66 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:19,423 is it? 67 00:02:19,491 --> 00:02:20,391 >> Yeah, I believe it is. 68 00:02:20,459 --> 00:02:21,425 >> Ah, crud. Hey, listen-- 69 00:02:21,493 --> 00:02:22,093 >> I'll bring her over. 70 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:25,763 >> No, no, please don't, arg. 71 00:02:25,831 --> 00:02:27,565 >> What's the problem? 72 00:02:27,632 --> 00:02:28,399 >> I took this reporter 73 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:29,233 out on a date last week 74 00:02:29,301 --> 00:02:30,101 and I told her I'd text her 75 00:02:30,168 --> 00:02:32,069 the next day and I didn't. 76 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:34,672 >> And here's Captain Man. 77 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:35,906 >> Yeah, I see him. 78 00:02:35,974 --> 00:02:38,275 >> Vice mayor. Vice mayor. 79 00:02:38,343 --> 00:02:39,677 >> Look, I was going 80 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:40,911 to text you. 81 00:02:40,979 --> 00:02:43,681 >> But you didn't. 82 00:02:43,749 --> 00:02:45,082 >> Evelyn... 83 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:45,783 >> I'm standing here 84 00:02:45,851 --> 00:02:47,084 inside City Hall 85 00:02:47,152 --> 00:02:50,688 with Kid Danger. 86 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:54,358 >> And Captain Man. 87 00:02:54,426 --> 00:02:55,459 >> Kid Danger, 88 00:02:55,527 --> 00:02:57,194 Christmas question, 89 00:02:57,262 --> 00:02:58,429 if you went on a date 90 00:02:58,497 --> 00:02:59,463 with a girl... 91 00:02:59,531 --> 00:03:01,632 >> Oh, here it comes. 92 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,467 >> And you promised to text 93 00:03:03,535 --> 00:03:05,069 the girl the next day, 94 00:03:05,137 --> 00:03:06,771 what would you do? 95 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,740 >> Can you not do this? 96 00:03:09,808 --> 00:03:13,277 >> I, I would text the girl. 97 00:03:13,378 --> 00:03:16,947 >> All right, all right, Evelyn, I'm texting you, all right? I'm texting you right now. 98 00:03:16,949 --> 00:03:20,217 I'm texting you, all right? I'm texting you right now. And send. 99 00:03:20,219 --> 00:03:20,718 I'm texting you right now. And send. Oh, wait, 100 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,786 And send. Oh, wait, that's a different Evelyn. 101 00:03:21,788 --> 00:03:23,420 Oh, wait, that's a different Evelyn. >> Are you serious? 102 00:03:26,057 --> 00:03:28,092 Come on, let's just go serve the food. >> Yeah, all right. 103 00:03:28,094 --> 00:03:29,260 go serve the food. >> Yeah, all right. >> All right. 104 00:03:29,262 --> 00:03:31,896 >> Yeah, all right. >> All right. >> There he is, right there. 105 00:03:31,898 --> 00:03:33,264 >> All right. >> There he is, right there. >> Wait, you mean Captain Man? 106 00:03:33,266 --> 00:03:34,265 >> There he is, right there. >> Wait, you mean Captain Man? >> That's right. Look at him. 107 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:35,499 >> Wait, you mean Captain Man? >> That's right. Look at him. >> Oh, come on. 108 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:36,167 >> That's right. Look at him. >> Oh, come on. >> Don't give me that. 109 00:03:36,169 --> 00:03:38,769 >> Oh, come on. >> Don't give me that. A law is a law is a law. 110 00:03:38,771 --> 00:03:39,837 >> Don't give me that. A law is a law is a law. Do your duty. 111 00:03:39,839 --> 00:03:40,337 A law is a law is a law. Do your duty. You don't have 112 00:03:40,339 --> 00:03:40,971 Do your duty. You don't have to tell me about my duty. 113 00:03:40,973 --> 00:03:41,438 You don't have to tell me about my duty. Are you refusing 114 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,506 to tell me about my duty. Are you refusing to do your duty? 115 00:03:42,508 --> 00:03:43,340 Are you refusing to do your duty? >> Listen, sir. 116 00:03:43,342 --> 00:03:44,508 to do your duty? >> Listen, sir. >> I'm a woman. 117 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:47,912 >> Listen, sir. >> I'm a woman. >> I'm sorry. 118 00:03:47,914 --> 00:03:48,579 >> I'm a woman. >> I'm sorry. >> Hello, ma'am. 119 00:03:48,581 --> 00:03:49,346 >> I'm sorry. >> Hello, ma'am. Would you like some grits? 120 00:03:49,348 --> 00:03:52,750 >> Hello, ma'am. Would you like some grits? They're freshly stirred. 121 00:03:52,752 --> 00:03:53,851 Would you like some grits? They're freshly stirred. >> Everyone! 122 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:54,451 They're freshly stirred. >> Everyone! Everyone, may I have 123 00:03:54,453 --> 00:03:56,187 >> Everyone! Everyone, may I have your attention? 124 00:03:56,189 --> 00:03:57,922 Everyone, may I have your attention? As Swellview's Chief of Police, 125 00:03:57,924 --> 00:03:59,023 your attention? As Swellview's Chief of Police, I came here this morning 126 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:00,858 As Swellview's Chief of Police, I came here this morning to thank Captain Man 127 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:01,525 I came here this morning to thank Captain Man and Kid Danger 128 00:04:01,527 --> 00:04:02,193 to thank Captain Man and Kid Danger for this wonderful 129 00:04:02,195 --> 00:04:04,595 and Kid Danger for this wonderful Christmas breakfast. 130 00:04:07,432 --> 00:04:11,168 Which makes what I must do now very difficult. 131 00:04:15,273 --> 00:04:18,209 >> What's... what's going on? >> I'm very sorry Captain Man, 132 00:04:18,211 --> 00:04:19,810 what's going on? >> I'm very sorry Captain Man, but you're under arrest. 133 00:04:19,812 --> 00:04:21,579 >> I'm very sorry Captain Man, but you're under arrest. [ crowd gasping ] 134 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:27,651 >> Under arrest? >> Why am I being arrested? >> Because it's illegal 135 00:04:27,653 --> 00:04:28,719 >> Why am I being arrested? >> Because it's illegal for you to serve food 136 00:04:28,721 --> 00:04:29,553 >> Because it's illegal for you to serve food to the public 137 00:04:29,555 --> 00:04:31,322 for you to serve food to the public without wearing a hair net. 138 00:04:31,324 --> 00:04:31,722 to the public without wearing a hair net. >> I told you 139 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:32,723 without wearing a hair net. >> I told you to put on a hair net. 140 00:04:32,725 --> 00:04:34,325 >> I told you to put on a hair net. >> Will you be qu-- 141 00:04:34,327 --> 00:04:35,559 to put on a hair net. >> Will you be qu-- You're seriously arresting me 142 00:04:35,561 --> 00:04:36,894 >> Will you be qu-- You're seriously arresting me for not wearing a hair net? 143 00:04:36,896 --> 00:04:37,728 You're seriously arresting me for not wearing a hair net? >> I have to. 144 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:41,065 for not wearing a hair net? >> I have to. It's a class three misdemeanor. 145 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:43,067 >> I have to. It's a class three misdemeanor. >> Seriously? 146 00:04:43,069 --> 00:04:44,835 It's a class three misdemeanor. >> Seriously? Seriously? 147 00:04:44,837 --> 00:04:46,737 >> Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? 148 00:04:46,739 --> 00:04:48,305 Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? 149 00:04:51,443 --> 00:04:56,981 >> Seriously? >> Please stop saying seriously. 150 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:10,361 >> It all just kind of happened. >> My dad was an irresponsible scientist. 151 00:05:10,363 --> 00:05:11,862 >> My dad was an irresponsible scientist. >> I wanted an after-school job. 152 00:05:11,864 --> 00:05:13,097 an irresponsible scientist. >> I wanted an after-school job. >> And by accident, 153 00:05:13,099 --> 00:05:15,065 >> I wanted an after-school job. >> And by accident, he made me indestructible. 154 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:16,033 >> And by accident, he made me indestructible. Ah! 155 00:05:16,035 --> 00:05:18,369 he made me indestructible. Ah! >> I went into this crazy store 156 00:05:18,371 --> 00:05:18,869 Ah! >> I went into this crazy store and met 157 00:05:18,871 --> 00:05:20,204 >> I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy. 158 00:05:20,206 --> 00:05:21,705 and met a pretty interesting guy. >> I'm going to blow your mind. 159 00:05:21,707 --> 00:05:22,439 a pretty interesting guy. >> I'm going to blow your mind. Now I protect 160 00:05:22,441 --> 00:05:24,375 >> I'm going to blow your mind. Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview. 161 00:05:24,377 --> 00:05:25,209 Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview. who call me... 162 00:05:25,211 --> 00:05:26,543 the good citizens of Swellview. who call me... >> He turned out to be... 163 00:05:26,545 --> 00:05:27,544 who call me... >> He turned out to be... >> You know the name. 164 00:05:27,546 --> 00:05:28,579 >> He turned out to be... >> You know the name. >> Captain Man! 165 00:05:28,581 --> 00:05:29,613 >> You know the name. >> Captain Man! >> That's right, Henry. 166 00:05:29,615 --> 00:05:30,447 >> Captain Man! >> That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that 167 00:05:30,449 --> 00:05:31,949 >> That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that being a superhero 168 00:05:31,951 --> 00:05:33,951 In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone. 169 00:05:33,953 --> 00:05:34,952 being a superhero is a lot to handle alone. >> He wanted some help. 170 00:05:34,954 --> 00:05:36,253 is a lot to handle alone. >> He wanted some help. >> I needed a sidekick. 171 00:05:36,255 --> 00:05:37,388 >> He wanted some help. >> I needed a sidekick. >> I, Henry Hart... 172 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:38,589 >> I needed a sidekick. >> I, Henry Hart... >> Pledge to never ever ever 173 00:05:38,591 --> 00:05:39,456 >> I, Henry Hart... >> Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone... 174 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:40,257 >> Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone... >> That I'm Captain Man's 175 00:05:40,259 --> 00:05:41,392 tell anyone... >> That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick. 176 00:05:41,394 --> 00:05:42,226 >> That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick. >> It is done. 177 00:05:42,228 --> 00:05:43,460 secret sidekick. >> It is done. >> Now we blow bubbles. 178 00:05:43,462 --> 00:05:44,795 >> It is done. >> Now we blow bubbles. >> And fight crime. 179 00:05:44,797 --> 00:05:45,930 >> Now we blow bubbles. >> And fight crime. >> Feels good. 180 00:06:00,745 --> 00:06:01,278 >> Call it. 181 00:06:01,346 --> 00:06:03,480 >> Up the tube! 182 00:06:03,548 --> 00:06:04,982 Oh, my boot. 183 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:06,050 >> Ha! 184 00:06:10,522 --> 00:06:11,121 >> Well, why didn't you 185 00:06:11,189 --> 00:06:12,957 make him wear a hair net? 186 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,224 >> I tried. 187 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:14,792 You know how Ray is 188 00:06:14,859 --> 00:06:17,394 about his Captain Man hair. 189 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:18,462 >> Well, we can't let Ray 190 00:06:18,530 --> 00:06:19,630 spend Christmas in jail 191 00:06:19,698 --> 00:06:20,731 all alone. 192 00:06:20,799 --> 00:06:21,298 >> How are we supposed 193 00:06:21,366 --> 00:06:22,066 to get him out? 194 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,835 >> I don't know. 195 00:06:24,903 --> 00:06:26,737 [ sighs ] 196 00:06:26,805 --> 00:06:27,237 You can't put 197 00:06:27,305 --> 00:06:30,674 two gold balls together. 198 00:06:30,742 --> 00:06:31,909 >> Huh? 199 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:33,177 >> You got to go, gold ball, 200 00:06:33,244 --> 00:06:35,079 red ball, gold ball, red ball. 201 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:37,314 >> I can totally put two gold balls together. >> No, you can't. 202 00:06:37,316 --> 00:06:37,815 put two gold balls together. >> No, you can't. >> Why not? 203 00:06:37,817 --> 00:06:41,752 >> No, you can't. >> Why not? What is this, the 1950s? 204 00:06:41,754 --> 00:06:43,153 >> Why not? What is this, the 1950s? >> Well, guys, I had to look 205 00:06:43,155 --> 00:06:44,254 What is this, the 1950s? >> Well, guys, I had to look for two hours, 206 00:06:44,256 --> 00:06:45,656 >> Well, guys, I had to look for two hours, but check out what Daddy 207 00:06:45,658 --> 00:06:46,857 for two hours, but check out what Daddy found in the attic. 208 00:06:46,859 --> 00:06:47,758 but check out what Daddy found in the attic. >> Oh, honey, please, no, no. 209 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,425 found in the attic. >> Oh, honey, please, no, no. >> Oh my gosh, Dad, 210 00:06:48,427 --> 00:06:49,026 >> Oh, honey, please, no, no. >> Oh my gosh, Dad, are you serious? 211 00:06:49,028 --> 00:06:51,195 >> Oh my gosh, Dad, are you serious? >> Nunh-uh, stop that. 212 00:06:51,197 --> 00:06:52,329 are you serious? >> Nunh-uh, stop that. My parents paid a lot of money 213 00:06:52,331 --> 00:06:53,163 >> Nunh-uh, stop that. My parents paid a lot of money for these handbells 214 00:06:53,165 --> 00:06:53,831 My parents paid a lot of money for these handbells and the least we can do 215 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,199 for these handbells and the least we can do is play them as a family 216 00:06:55,201 --> 00:06:57,201 and the least we can do is play them as a family once a year on Christmas. 217 00:06:57,203 --> 00:06:57,868 is play them as a family once a year on Christmas. >> Mom? 218 00:06:57,870 --> 00:06:58,669 once a year on Christmas. >> Mom? >> Honey, I know you 219 00:06:58,671 --> 00:06:59,770 >> Mom? >> Honey, I know you like the handbells, 220 00:06:59,772 --> 00:07:03,340 >> Honey, I know you like the handbells, but the rest of us don't-- 221 00:07:03,342 --> 00:07:04,875 like the handbells, but the rest of us don't-- >> Look, Dad, we played 222 00:07:04,877 --> 00:07:06,010 but the rest of us don't-- >> Look, Dad, we played the bells last year. 223 00:07:06,012 --> 00:07:07,111 >> Look, Dad, we played the bells last year. Can't we skip one year 224 00:07:07,113 --> 00:07:08,345 the bells last year. Can't we skip one year and not-- 225 00:07:08,347 --> 00:07:09,279 Can't we skip one year and not-- >> Hey. 226 00:07:09,281 --> 00:07:09,947 and not-- >> Hey. Hey, you have to listen 227 00:07:09,949 --> 00:07:10,714 >> Hey. Hey, you have to listen to what we're all saying. 228 00:07:10,716 --> 00:07:11,215 Hey, you have to listen to what we're all saying. If we don't want 229 00:07:11,217 --> 00:07:11,849 to what we're all saying. If we don't want to play the bells, 230 00:07:11,851 --> 00:07:13,283 If we don't want to play the bells, you can't just-- 231 00:07:13,285 --> 00:07:15,686 to play the bells, you can't just-- All right. 232 00:07:15,688 --> 00:07:19,223 you can't just-- All right. >> Okay. Okay. I am really mad. 233 00:07:19,225 --> 00:07:20,891 All right. >> Okay. Okay. I am really mad. >> Dude, I told you, 234 00:07:20,893 --> 00:07:21,892 >> Okay. Okay. I am really mad. >> Dude, I told you, the Santa Claus at the mall 235 00:07:21,894 --> 00:07:22,559 >> Dude, I told you, the Santa Claus at the mall isn't going to let a kid 236 00:07:22,561 --> 00:07:24,895 the Santa Claus at the mall isn't going to let a kid your size sit on his lap. 237 00:07:24,897 --> 00:07:26,363 isn't going to let a kid your size sit on his lap. >> I know. 238 00:07:26,365 --> 00:07:28,132 your size sit on his lap. >> I know. I've accepted that. 239 00:07:28,134 --> 00:07:28,732 >> I know. I've accepted that. >> Then what are you 240 00:07:28,734 --> 00:07:30,300 I've accepted that. >> Then what are you mad about now? 241 00:07:30,302 --> 00:07:31,869 >> Then what are you mad about now? >> Has no one here heard 242 00:07:31,871 --> 00:07:33,637 mad about now? >> Has no one here heard that Captain Man is in jail? 243 00:07:33,639 --> 00:07:34,805 >> Has no one here heard that Captain Man is in jail? >> Yeah, we heard. 244 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,073 that Captain Man is in jail? >> Yeah, we heard. >> Well, do you guys know why 245 00:07:36,075 --> 00:07:37,541 >> Yeah, we heard. >> Well, do you guys know why Captain Man is in jail? 246 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:38,175 >> Well, do you guys know why Captain Man is in jail? >> Yeah, it's because 247 00:07:38,177 --> 00:07:40,344 Captain Man is in jail? >> Yeah, it's because of some stupid hair net law. 248 00:07:40,346 --> 00:07:41,412 >> Yeah, it's because of some stupid hair net law. >> Yeah, well you want to hear 249 00:07:41,414 --> 00:07:42,179 of some stupid hair net law. >> Yeah, well you want to hear some other stupid laws 250 00:07:42,181 --> 00:07:43,881 >> Yeah, well you want to hear some other stupid laws we have here in Swellview? 251 00:07:43,883 --> 00:07:46,016 some other stupid laws we have here in Swellview? Look at these. 252 00:07:46,018 --> 00:07:47,084 we have here in Swellview? Look at these. >> What are those books? 253 00:07:47,086 --> 00:07:47,751 Look at these. >> What are those books? >> It's the Swellview 254 00:07:47,753 --> 00:07:49,920 >> What are those books? >> It's the Swellview Book of Laws and Ordinances. 255 00:07:49,922 --> 00:07:52,189 >> It's the Swellview Book of Laws and Ordinances. >> I want to play the handbells. 256 00:07:52,191 --> 00:07:53,257 Book of Laws and Ordinances. >> I want to play the handbells. >> Later. 257 00:07:53,259 --> 00:07:54,158 >> I want to play the handbells. >> Later. >> Later. 258 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,560 >> Later. >> Later. It's always later. 259 00:07:56,562 --> 00:07:57,694 >> Later. It's always later. >> Take a look at this. 260 00:07:57,696 --> 00:07:59,430 It's always later. >> Take a look at this. Page 34, 261 00:07:59,432 --> 00:08:01,165 >> Take a look at this. Page 34, "It is illegal to take a photo 262 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:03,767 Page 34, "It is illegal to take a photo of a rabbit without a permit." 263 00:08:03,769 --> 00:08:07,171 "It is illegal to take a photo of a rabbit without a permit." How stupid is that? 264 00:08:11,609 --> 00:08:16,113 >> Okay, everyone, now, read the laws I've highlighted in your books. 265 00:08:16,115 --> 00:08:17,247 read the laws I've highlighted in your books. >> "Ice cream on a cone 266 00:08:17,249 --> 00:08:18,615 in your books. >> "Ice cream on a cone may only be licked. 267 00:08:18,617 --> 00:08:19,116 >> "Ice cream on a cone may only be licked. It is illegal 268 00:08:19,118 --> 00:08:23,554 may only be licked. It is illegal to bite ice cream on a cone." 269 00:08:27,525 --> 00:08:31,528 >> Charlotte. >> Okay. "It is against the law 270 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:32,963 >> Okay. "It is against the law to wear more than one hat 271 00:08:32,965 --> 00:08:35,299 "It is against the law to wear more than one hat at the same time." 272 00:08:35,301 --> 00:08:36,867 to wear more than one hat at the same time." [ bell rings ] 273 00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:46,477 >> Piper. >> "Dads who play handbells must be destroyed." 274 00:08:46,479 --> 00:08:47,644 >> "Dads who play handbells must be destroyed." >> It doesn't say that. 275 00:08:47,646 --> 00:08:48,312 must be destroyed." >> It doesn't say that. >> Well, it should. 276 00:08:48,314 --> 00:08:48,712 >> It doesn't say that. >> Well, it should. >> Agreed. 277 00:08:48,714 --> 00:08:50,914 >> Well, it should. >> Agreed. >> Yeah, it should. 278 00:08:54,686 --> 00:08:59,490 >> Well, I say it's wrong that Captain Man is in jail. And to make my point, 279 00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:00,657 that Captain Man is in jail. And to make my point, I'm going down to City Hall 280 00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:01,492 And to make my point, I'm going down to City Hall and I'm going to break 281 00:09:01,494 --> 00:09:03,494 I'm going down to City Hall and I'm going to break some more of these dumb laws. 282 00:09:03,496 --> 00:09:04,128 and I'm going to break some more of these dumb laws. >> Question. 283 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:04,962 some more of these dumb laws. >> Question. >> Yeah? 284 00:09:04,964 --> 00:09:06,997 >> Question. >> Yeah? >> Why? 285 00:09:06,999 --> 00:09:07,798 >> Yeah? >> Why? >> Because they won't dare 286 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,833 >> Why? >> Because they won't dare put a kid in jail on Christmas. 287 00:09:09,835 --> 00:09:10,501 >> Because they won't dare put a kid in jail on Christmas. And then they'll have 288 00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:11,969 put a kid in jail on Christmas. And then they'll have to let Captain Man out, too. 289 00:09:11,971 --> 00:09:13,904 And then they'll have to let Captain Man out, too. Now, I'm going down there 290 00:09:13,906 --> 00:09:17,574 to let Captain Man out, too. Now, I'm going down there and nobody is going to stop me. 291 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,814 >> There's the door. 292 00:09:30,889 --> 00:09:34,858 >> Now can we play the handbells? >> Charlotte, we better 293 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,260 the handbells? >> Charlotte, we better make sure Jasper's okay. 294 00:09:36,262 --> 00:09:39,530 >> Charlotte, we better make sure Jasper's okay. >> Yeah, let's hurry. 295 00:09:39,532 --> 00:09:40,097 make sure Jasper's okay. >> Yeah, let's hurry. >> I have to go look 296 00:09:40,099 --> 00:09:42,366 >> Yeah, let's hurry. >> I have to go look at a flower. 297 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:46,170 >> I have to go look at a flower. >> These pants itch. 298 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,505 at a flower. >> These pants itch. >> Fine. 299 00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:51,775 >> Let go of me, man. I didn't do nothing. >> Tell it to the judge. 300 00:09:51,777 --> 00:09:52,709 I didn't do nothing. >> Tell it to the judge. >> Get off of me. 301 00:09:52,711 --> 00:09:53,677 >> Tell it to the judge. >> Get off of me. >> Phone call later. 302 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:54,344 >> Get off of me. >> Phone call later. >> I hate you. 303 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:54,878 >> Phone call later. >> I hate you. >> Get in there. 304 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:55,512 >> I hate you. >> Get in there. >> Aah! 305 00:09:55,514 --> 00:09:57,414 >> Get in there. >> Aah! Why you got to hassle me, man? 306 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:06,123 Captain Man? What are you in here for? >> Well, see, I got arrested 307 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:08,058 What are you in here for? >> Well, see, I got arrested for serving food to the hungry 308 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:11,128 >> Well, see, I got arrested for serving food to the hungry while not wearing a hair net. 309 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:12,129 for serving food to the hungry while not wearing a hair net. >> Good. 310 00:10:12,131 --> 00:10:13,297 while not wearing a hair net. >> Good. >> What do you mean "good?" 311 00:10:13,299 --> 00:10:15,399 >> Good. >> What do you mean "good?" >> I'm sick of people like you. 312 00:10:15,401 --> 00:10:16,633 >> What do you mean "good?" >> I'm sick of people like you. You hair heads. 313 00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:17,301 >> I'm sick of people like you. You hair heads. You think that rules 314 00:10:17,303 --> 00:10:19,069 You hair heads. You think that rules don't apply to you. 315 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:20,404 You think that rules don't apply to you. Well, guess what? 316 00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:23,640 don't apply to you. Well, guess what? Not everyone has hair. 317 00:10:23,642 --> 00:10:24,141 Well, guess what? Not everyone has hair. >> Hey. 318 00:10:24,143 --> 00:10:26,143 Not everyone has hair. >> Hey. >> What? 319 00:10:26,145 --> 00:10:27,844 >> Hey. >> What? >> You're hurting, aren't you? 320 00:10:31,316 --> 00:10:36,753 >> Yeah, I'm hurting. >> Come here. It's okay. 321 00:10:36,755 --> 00:10:38,322 >> Come here. It's okay. It's all right. 322 00:10:38,324 --> 00:10:39,556 It's okay. It's all right. It's not your fault. 323 00:10:39,558 --> 00:10:40,991 It's all right. It's not your fault. >> It's not my fault. 324 00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:44,561 It's not your fault. >> It's not my fault. >> That's it, let it all out. 325 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:57,774 >> Merry Christmas! >> Who is that boy? What's going on? 326 00:10:57,776 --> 00:10:58,875 >> Who is that boy? What's going on? >> Go get them, Jasper. 327 00:10:58,877 --> 00:11:01,044 What's going on? >> Go get them, Jasper. >> You got this. 328 00:11:01,046 --> 00:11:03,013 >> Go get them, Jasper. >> You got this. >> My name is Jasper Dunlop. 329 00:11:03,015 --> 00:11:06,416 >> You got this. >> My name is Jasper Dunlop. And I'm wearing two hats. 330 00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:07,117 >> My name is Jasper Dunlop. And I'm wearing two hats. I'm going to eat 331 00:11:07,119 --> 00:11:09,586 And I'm wearing two hats. I'm going to eat this ice cream cone thusly. 332 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:18,128 And now without a permit, I'm going to take photos of this rabbit. 333 00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:19,763 I'm going to take photos of this rabbit. [ camera clicking ] 334 00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:21,398 of this rabbit. [ camera clicking ] Ooh, yeah, you're an animal. 335 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,400 [ camera clicking ] Ooh, yeah, you're an animal. Show me those ears. 336 00:11:27,372 --> 00:11:30,107 >> Do you know what's wrong with him? >> Yeah. 337 00:11:30,109 --> 00:11:31,208 what's wrong with him? >> Yeah. We're all mad that Captain Man 338 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:31,875 >> Yeah. We're all mad that Captain Man got arrested 339 00:11:31,877 --> 00:11:33,143 We're all mad that Captain Man got arrested for breaking some stupid law 340 00:11:33,145 --> 00:11:34,378 got arrested for breaking some stupid law about hair nets. 341 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:35,145 for breaking some stupid law about hair nets. >> So he's protesting 342 00:11:35,147 --> 00:11:37,814 about hair nets. >> So he's protesting by breaking more stupid laws. 343 00:11:37,816 --> 00:11:39,750 >> So he's protesting by breaking more stupid laws. >> Oh. 344 00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:47,824 >> What are you doing? >> You're under arrest. >> What? But I'm just a child. 345 00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:49,226 >> You're under arrest. >> What? But I'm just a child. >> Doesn't matter. 346 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:49,993 >> What? But I'm just a child. >> Doesn't matter. >> But I was only doing this 347 00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:51,061 >> Doesn't matter. >> But I was only doing this to show how wrong it was 348 00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:52,629 >> But I was only doing this to show how wrong it was to arrest Captain Man. 349 00:11:52,631 --> 00:11:53,430 to show how wrong it was to arrest Captain Man. >> Well, now you're going to be 350 00:11:53,432 --> 00:11:55,098 to arrest Captain Man. >> Well, now you're going to be in jail with Captain Man. 351 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,733 >> Well, now you're going to be in jail with Captain Man. >> But I didn't even... 352 00:11:56,735 --> 00:11:59,436 in jail with Captain Man. >> But I didn't even... I am? 353 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:00,170 >> But I didn't even... I am? >> Come on. 354 00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:00,837 I am? >> Come on. >> [ laughs ] 355 00:12:00,839 --> 00:12:01,505 >> Come on. >> [ laughs ] I'm going to hang out 356 00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:03,206 >> [ laughs ] I'm going to hang out with Captain Man. 357 00:12:06,911 --> 00:12:09,680 >> Poor Ray. >> What do you mean? >> It's bad enough he's spending 358 00:12:09,682 --> 00:12:11,515 >> What do you mean? >> It's bad enough he's spending Christmas Eve in jail, 359 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:12,349 >> It's bad enough he's spending Christmas Eve in jail, now Jasper's going to be 360 00:12:12,351 --> 00:12:13,016 Christmas Eve in jail, now Jasper's going to be in there bugging him 361 00:12:13,018 --> 00:12:14,851 now Jasper's going to be in there bugging him all day and night. 362 00:12:14,853 --> 00:12:16,119 in there bugging him all day and night. >> Oh yeah. 363 00:12:16,121 --> 00:12:17,521 all day and night. >> Oh yeah. Poor Ray. 364 00:12:17,523 --> 00:12:19,122 >> Oh yeah. Poor Ray. >> [ sighs ] 365 00:12:19,124 --> 00:12:21,191 Poor Ray. >> [ sighs ] Well, I might as well 366 00:12:21,193 --> 00:12:23,126 >> [ sighs ] Well, I might as well keep him company. 367 00:12:23,128 --> 00:12:24,528 Well, I might as well keep him company. >> What do you mean? 368 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,163 keep him company. >> What do you mean? >> Hold this. 369 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:35,339 Oh, look at me, I'm a criminal. I'm wearing two hats simultaneously. 370 00:12:35,341 --> 00:12:36,373 I'm wearing two hats simultaneously. Oh, look what I'm going 371 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,141 simultaneously. Oh, look what I'm going to do to this ice cream cone. 372 00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:39,443 Oh, look what I'm going to do to this ice cream cone. Mm. 373 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:47,884 Yo, bunny, smile. Mm, ooh, mm, ooh, ooh. >> All right, 374 00:12:47,886 --> 00:12:49,219 Mm, ooh, mm, ooh, ooh. >> All right, you two are under arrest. 375 00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:50,987 >> All right, you two are under arrest. >> Oh no. 376 00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:53,357 you two are under arrest. >> Oh no. >> Wait, why am I under arrest? 377 00:12:53,359 --> 00:12:54,157 >> Oh no. >> Wait, why am I under arrest? >> Because you watched him 378 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:54,825 >> Wait, why am I under arrest? >> Because you watched him wear double hats 379 00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:55,992 >> Because you watched him wear double hats and bite that ice cream 380 00:12:55,994 --> 00:12:58,328 wear double hats and bite that ice cream and you did nothing. 381 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,097 and bite that ice cream and you did nothing. >> Aw. 382 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:13,977 >> And my barber... my barber used to be my best friend. 383 00:13:13,979 --> 00:13:15,812 my barber used to be my best friend. But since my hair fell out, 384 00:13:15,814 --> 00:13:16,813 my best friend. But since my hair fell out, he's all, like, 385 00:13:16,815 --> 00:13:18,348 But since my hair fell out, he's all, like, "Get out of my barber shop. 386 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:19,015 he's all, like, "Get out of my barber shop. "You ain't got nothing 387 00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:22,319 "Get out of my barber shop. "You ain't got nothing for me to do." 388 00:13:22,321 --> 00:13:25,655 "You ain't got nothing for me to do." >> Yeah, barbers. 389 00:13:25,657 --> 00:13:27,657 for me to do." >> Yeah, barbers. >> Which cell? Where is he? 390 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:36,433 Captain Man. >> What have I done? What makes you hate me? 391 00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:43,006 >> Whoa, whoa, wait a second. >> What? >> You're going to put me 392 00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:43,840 >> What? >> You're going to put me in the same jail cell 393 00:13:43,842 --> 00:13:46,042 >> You're going to put me in the same jail cell with a bunch of guys? 394 00:13:46,044 --> 00:13:47,210 in the same jail cell with a bunch of guys? >> Look, it's Christmas. 395 00:13:47,212 --> 00:13:48,879 with a bunch of guys? >> Look, it's Christmas. The women's prison is full. 396 00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:51,915 >> Look, it's Christmas. The women's prison is full. >> So, this cell's all we got. 397 00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:57,788 >> I don't believe this. >> Well, we've explained it as best we can. 398 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:58,355 >> Well, we've explained it as best we can. >> So, you better just 399 00:13:58,357 --> 00:14:00,924 as best we can. >> So, you better just suspend your disbelief. 400 00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:07,631 >> Do you remember me? I'm Jasper. We've met several times. 401 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:08,865 I'm Jasper. We've met several times. >> Yes, I remember you. 402 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,967 We've met several times. >> Yes, I remember you. Hi, hey, why don't you talk 403 00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:12,536 >> Yes, I remember you. Hi, hey, why don't you talk to my new friend Harold? 404 00:14:12,538 --> 00:14:14,337 Hi, hey, why don't you talk to my new friend Harold? >> No, I'm bald. 405 00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:16,206 to my new friend Harold? >> No, I'm bald. Don't look at me. 406 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:20,043 >> No, I'm bald. Don't look at me. [ crying ] 407 00:14:20,045 --> 00:14:23,380 Don't look at me. [ crying ] >> Okay, so, what's the plan? 408 00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:24,815 [ crying ] >> Okay, so, what's the plan? >> What do you mean? 409 00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:27,818 >> Okay, so, what's the plan? >> What do you mean? >> The plan, what's the plan? 410 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,486 >> What do you mean? >> The plan, what's the plan? >> The plan for what? 411 00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,353 >> The plan, what's the plan? >> The plan for what? >> The plan 412 00:14:30,355 --> 00:14:32,656 >> The plan for what? >> The plan to get me out of here. 413 00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:33,356 >> The plan to get me out of here. >> [ both ] Oh. 414 00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:35,559 to get me out of here. >> [ both ] Oh. >> Okay, I see. 415 00:14:35,561 --> 00:14:38,228 >> [ both ] Oh. >> Okay, I see. >> We don't have one. 416 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,896 >> Okay, I see. >> We don't have one. >> You don't have a plan? 417 00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:41,364 >> We don't have one. >> You don't have a plan? >> No. I mean, I just figured 418 00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:42,332 >> You don't have a plan? >> No. I mean, I just figured you wouldn't want to be 419 00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:43,700 >> No. I mean, I just figured you wouldn't want to be locked up alone with Jasper, 420 00:14:43,702 --> 00:14:45,168 you wouldn't want to be locked up alone with Jasper, so I got arrested 421 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,604 locked up alone with Jasper, so I got arrested to keep you company. 422 00:14:47,606 --> 00:14:48,238 so I got arrested to keep you company. >> I'm just a victim 423 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,741 to keep you company. >> I'm just a victim of circumstance. 424 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:53,076 >> I'm just a victim of circumstance. >> Great. 425 00:14:53,078 --> 00:14:54,244 of circumstance. >> Great. So I get to spend Christmas 426 00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:55,912 >> Great. So I get to spend Christmas in a jail cell. 427 00:14:55,914 --> 00:14:56,913 So I get to spend Christmas in a jail cell. >> Well, at least 428 00:14:56,915 --> 00:14:58,248 in a jail cell. >> Well, at least we're here with you. 429 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,082 >> Well, at least we're here with you. >> Yeah, and I'm sure 430 00:14:59,084 --> 00:14:59,749 we're here with you. >> Yeah, and I'm sure our parents will try 431 00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:00,417 >> Yeah, and I'm sure our parents will try to get us out. 432 00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:02,385 our parents will try to get us out. >> It's okay. 433 00:15:02,387 --> 00:15:04,087 to get us out. >> It's okay. It's not your fault. 434 00:15:04,089 --> 00:15:04,688 >> It's okay. It's not your fault. You didn't choose 435 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,056 It's not your fault. You didn't choose to be this way. 436 00:15:12,964 --> 00:15:15,232 [ doorbell rings ] >> Coming. 437 00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:22,873 Oh. Hi, officer... >> Doobin. Can I come in? 438 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:26,142 >> Doobin. Can I come in? >> Sure. 439 00:15:26,144 --> 00:15:28,378 Can I come in? >> Sure. Is... is there a problem? 440 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,546 >> Sure. Is... is there a problem? >> Yeah. 441 00:15:29,548 --> 00:15:30,380 Is... is there a problem? >> Yeah. Who put two gold balls 442 00:15:30,382 --> 00:15:31,214 >> Yeah. Who put two gold balls right next to each other 443 00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:32,949 Who put two gold balls right next to each other like that? 444 00:15:32,951 --> 00:15:33,550 right next to each other like that? >> Oh, I was just going 445 00:15:33,552 --> 00:15:35,318 like that? >> Oh, I was just going to change those. 446 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,987 >> Oh, I was just going to change those. >> Before you do that, 447 00:15:36,989 --> 00:15:37,654 to change those. >> Before you do that, I'm here to let you know 448 00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,923 >> Before you do that, I'm here to let you know that your kid's in jail. 449 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:42,225 I'm here to let you know that your kid's in jail. >> My what? 450 00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:45,595 that your kid's in jail. >> My what? Honey, come down here quick! 451 00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:47,063 >> My what? Honey, come down here quick! >> Is everything all right? 452 00:15:47,065 --> 00:15:49,132 Honey, come down here quick! >> Is everything all right? Why did you scream? 453 00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:51,568 >> Is everything all right? Why did you scream? Oh geez, is that a cop? 454 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,770 Why did you scream? Oh geez, is that a cop? That's a cop. 455 00:15:53,772 --> 00:15:54,905 Oh geez, is that a cop? That's a cop. >> Yeah, I'm Officer Doobin. 456 00:15:54,907 --> 00:15:56,239 That's a cop. >> Yeah, I'm Officer Doobin. I just put your kid in jail. 457 00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:59,442 >> Yeah, I'm Officer Doobin. I just put your kid in jail. >> Aah! 458 00:15:59,444 --> 00:15:59,943 I just put your kid in jail. >> Aah! >> Well, we knew 459 00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:00,944 >> Aah! >> Well, we knew this day would come. 460 00:16:00,946 --> 00:16:01,945 >> Well, we knew this day would come. >> Well, I know, but I thought 461 00:16:01,947 --> 00:16:03,647 this day would come. >> Well, I know, but I thought Piper would be at least 16 462 00:16:03,649 --> 00:16:06,182 >> Well, I know, but I thought Piper would be at least 16 before she went to jail. 463 00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:08,952 Piper would be at least 16 before she went to jail. >> What'd she do? 464 00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:10,854 before she went to jail. >> What'd she do? >> I'm sorry? 465 00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:14,457 >> What'd she do? >> I'm sorry? >> I'm back from the mall. 466 00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:15,458 >> I'm sorry? >> I'm back from the mall. >> Piper? 467 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,326 >> I'm back from the mall. >> Piper? >> Hey. 468 00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:16,993 >> Piper? >> Hey. Dad, I maxed out 469 00:16:16,995 --> 00:16:19,496 >> Hey. Dad, I maxed out all three of your credit cards. 470 00:16:19,498 --> 00:16:22,165 Dad, I maxed out all three of your credit cards. What up with the cop? 471 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,700 all three of your credit cards. What up with the cop? >> You said she was in jail. 472 00:16:23,702 --> 00:16:28,838 What up with the cop? >> You said she was in jail. >> No, we arrested your son. 473 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,007 >> You said she was in jail. >> No, we arrested your son. >> Henry got arrested? 474 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:32,208 >> No, we arrested your son. >> Henry got arrested? >> That's right. 475 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,678 >> Henry got arrested? >> That's right. He wore two hats simultaneously, 476 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,812 >> That's right. He wore two hats simultaneously, bit some ice cream, 477 00:16:35,814 --> 00:16:36,513 He wore two hats simultaneously, bit some ice cream, and took photos of a bunny 478 00:16:36,515 --> 00:16:38,014 bit some ice cream, and took photos of a bunny without a permit. 479 00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:39,149 and took photos of a bunny without a permit. >> Okay, someone's got to go 480 00:16:39,151 --> 00:16:40,350 without a permit. >> Okay, someone's got to go through Swellview's dumb laws 481 00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:41,017 >> Okay, someone's got to go through Swellview's dumb laws and get rid of all 482 00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:43,186 through Swellview's dumb laws and get rid of all those ridiculous ones. 483 00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:44,821 and get rid of all those ridiculous ones. >> Yeah. 484 00:16:44,823 --> 00:16:45,989 those ridiculous ones. >> Yeah. Well, Merry Christmas. 485 00:16:45,991 --> 00:16:47,524 >> Yeah. Well, Merry Christmas. >> Wait a second. 486 00:16:47,526 --> 00:16:48,325 Well, Merry Christmas. >> Wait a second. >> You take me to my son's 487 00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:49,693 >> Wait a second. >> You take me to my son's jail cell right now. 488 00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:51,227 >> You take me to my son's jail cell right now. >> I can't do that. 489 00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:51,861 jail cell right now. >> I can't do that. You'll have to talk 490 00:16:51,863 --> 00:16:52,529 >> I can't do that. You'll have to talk to the judge. 491 00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:53,897 You'll have to talk to the judge. He'll be back in January. 492 00:16:53,899 --> 00:16:55,031 to the judge. He'll be back in January. >> January? 493 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,200 He'll be back in January. >> January? That's multiple days from now. 494 00:16:57,202 --> 00:17:02,339 >> January? That's multiple days from now. >> Hey, Mom, Dad. 495 00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:09,045 >> Officer? Quick question. >> What? 496 00:17:09,047 --> 00:17:10,747 Quick question. >> What? Hey, give me that walkie-talkie. 497 00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:13,917 >> What? Hey, give me that walkie-talkie. >> No. 498 00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:15,218 Hey, give me that walkie-talkie. >> No. Are you insane? 499 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,520 >> No. Are you insane? >> She's not. But I am. 500 00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:25,362 >> That tears it. You're both under arrest. Let's go. 501 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:42,245 >> Hey, Darla, guess what? No, my parents just got arrested. 502 00:17:42,247 --> 00:17:43,079 No, my parents just got arrested. Yeah. 503 00:17:43,081 --> 00:17:44,581 just got arrested. Yeah. So, Christmas party 504 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,549 Yeah. So, Christmas party at my house tonight? 505 00:18:00,331 --> 00:18:07,437 >> I figured I'd sit here. >> Okay. I can't believe you're in jail. 506 00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:09,372 >> Okay. I can't believe you're in jail. >> You're in jail. 507 00:18:09,374 --> 00:18:10,073 I can't believe you're in jail. >> You're in jail. >> Well, what kind of mother 508 00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:11,107 >> You're in jail. >> Well, what kind of mother would I be if I let my child 509 00:18:11,109 --> 00:18:14,711 >> Well, what kind of mother would I be if I let my child sit in jail without his mother? 510 00:18:14,713 --> 00:18:15,412 would I be if I let my child sit in jail without his mother? >> You know, I think you look 511 00:18:15,414 --> 00:18:16,112 sit in jail without his mother? >> You know, I think you look way too young 512 00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:18,048 >> You know, I think you look way too young to be anyone's mother. 513 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,783 way too young to be anyone's mother. >> Oh, stop. 514 00:18:19,785 --> 00:18:22,252 to be anyone's mother. >> Oh, stop. >> Yeah. Stop. 515 00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:30,560 >> I can't believe I'm a girl spending Christmas in a man's jail. 516 00:18:30,562 --> 00:18:31,294 spending Christmas in a man's jail. And I don't see 517 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:33,630 in a man's jail. And I don't see any tissues available. 518 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:44,607 >> Look, the important thing is that it's Christmas and we're all together. 519 00:18:44,609 --> 00:18:45,942 is that it's Christmas and we're all together. >> We're not all together. 520 00:18:45,944 --> 00:18:47,143 and we're all together. >> We're not all together. >> Yeah, I'm worried 521 00:18:47,145 --> 00:18:48,745 >> We're not all together. >> Yeah, I'm worried about your father. 522 00:18:48,747 --> 00:18:49,979 >> Yeah, I'm worried about your father. >> Well, I mean, 523 00:18:49,981 --> 00:18:51,281 about your father. >> Well, I mean, if they arrested him with you, 524 00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:51,915 >> Well, I mean, if they arrested him with you, how come they didn't 525 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,149 if they arrested him with you, how come they didn't put him in here? 526 00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:54,284 how come they didn't put him in here? >> Because apparently pulling 527 00:18:54,286 --> 00:18:55,785 put him in here? >> Because apparently pulling a police officer's pants down 528 00:18:55,787 --> 00:18:59,756 >> Because apparently pulling a police officer's pants down is a class one misdemeanor. 529 00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:00,924 a police officer's pants down is a class one misdemeanor. >> Uh-oh. 530 00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:02,258 is a class one misdemeanor. >> Uh-oh. >> What? 531 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:02,792 >> Uh-oh. >> What? >> That means 532 00:19:02,794 --> 00:19:03,493 >> What? >> That means they probably locked him up 533 00:19:03,495 --> 00:19:03,993 >> That means they probably locked him up with the extra 534 00:19:03,995 --> 00:19:06,496 they probably locked him up with the extra dangerous criminals. 535 00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:25,014 >> What's your story? >> Me? [ knuckles crack ] 536 00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:27,784 >> Me? [ knuckles crack ] I'm a project manager. 537 00:19:27,786 --> 00:19:30,587 [ knuckles crack ] I'm a project manager. I manage projects. 538 00:19:32,523 --> 00:19:39,329 >> I mean, what are you in for? >> I pants'd a policeman. 539 00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:56,546 I want to play the handbells. >> Excuse me. Are there any more spoons 540 00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:58,715 >> Excuse me. Are there any more spoons in here? 541 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:06,022 Hey, fellas. Come here. 542 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:18,902 >> This does not feel like Christmas. >> Nope. 543 00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:20,370 like Christmas. >> Nope. >> Not at all. 544 00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:22,205 >> Nope. >> Not at all. >> Not even close. 545 00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:23,173 >> Not at all. >> Not even close. >> This is the opposite 546 00:20:23,175 --> 00:20:26,609 >> Not even close. >> This is the opposite of Christmas. 547 00:20:26,611 --> 00:20:28,311 >> This is the opposite of Christmas. [ spoons clanging ] 548 00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:40,089 >> Am I imagining something or... is that... 549 00:20:40,091 --> 00:20:41,958 or... is that... >> Jingle Bells. 550 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,794 is that... >> Jingle Bells. >> In jail? 551 00:20:44,796 --> 00:20:46,296 >> Jingle Bells. >> In jail? >> But where could it be 552 00:20:46,298 --> 00:20:47,897 >> In jail? >> But where could it be coming from? 553 00:21:00,144 --> 00:21:07,617 ? Jingle bells ? ? Jingle bells ? ? Jingle all the way ? 554 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:10,987 ? Jingle bells ? ? Jingle all the way ? ? Oh what fun it is to ride ? 555 00:21:10,989 --> 00:21:14,090 ? Jingle all the way ? ? Oh what fun it is to ride ? ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? 556 00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:15,158 ? Oh what fun it is to ride ? ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? >> Hey. 557 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,759 ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? >> Hey. ? Jingle bells ? 558 00:21:16,761 --> 00:21:18,161 >> Hey. ? Jingle bells ? ? Jingle bells ? 559 00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:20,830 ? Jingle bells ? ? Jingle bells ? ? Jingle all the way ? 560 00:21:20,832 --> 00:21:23,132 ? Jingle bells ? ? Jingle all the way ? ? Oh what fun it is to ride ? 561 00:21:23,134 --> 00:21:26,970 ? Jingle all the way ? ? Oh what fun it is to ride ? ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? 562 00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:28,972 ? Oh what fun it is to ride ? ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? ? Dashing through the snow ? 563 00:21:28,974 --> 00:21:31,140 ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? ? Dashing through the snow ? ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? 564 00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:33,142 ? Dashing through the snow ? ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? ? O'er the fields we go ? 565 00:21:33,144 --> 00:21:34,477 ? In a one-horse open sleigh ? ? O'er the fields we go ? ? Laughing all the way ? 566 00:21:34,479 --> 00:21:36,412 ? O'er the fields we go ? ? Laughing all the way ? ? Ha, ha, ha ? 567 00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:51,895 >> [ sighs ] Merry Christmas, ladies. 568 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:56,495 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53209

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