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[ Music ]
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[ elevator dings ]
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>> Hey.
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Here's another sack.
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>> No way.
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More fan mail?
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>> Yeah.
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Captain Man and Kid Danger
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are very poopular in this town.
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>> Schwoz.
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I found another one
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of your diseased eggs
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in my tanning bed.
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>> He's not diseased...
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Yet.
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[ sniffs ]
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>> What are you guys
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talking about?
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>> Schwoz gets his jollies
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by blasting eggs with all kinds
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of weird radiation
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so he can see what happens
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when they hatch.
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>> It's fun to create mutants.
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>> Yeah.
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Must've been real fun
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for your mom. Ooh.
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>> Hey.
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Ooh.
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>> I want that egg
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off this property.
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>> Hey, you guys.
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Somebody left this can
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of whipped cream
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in the weapons room.
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>> Da, da, da.
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Be careful with this.
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>> Why?
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>> I show you.
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Hey, Ray.
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>> Yeah, what's up?
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[ Grunting ]
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Ding dang it, Schwoz.
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>> Relax, you're indestructible.
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>> Yeah, well my shirt wasn't.
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[ Phone pings ]
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>> Oh man, I'm late for dinner.
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I got to get home.
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>> Wait, Henry.
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Do me a favor.
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Take this egg to your house.
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[ Egg gurgling ]
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>> This egg makes me nervous.
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>> Just take it to your backyard
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and lay it in a bush.
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>> All right.
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I'll put it in the "boosh."
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>> Hey guys, look!
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One of your fans sent you both
a birthday cake. >> But it's not our birthdays.
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a birthday cake.
>> But it's not our birthdays. >> Charlotte, move!
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>> But it's not our birthdays.
>> Charlotte, move! >> Ow.
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>> Charlotte, move!
>> Ow. Ow.
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>> Ow.
Ow. >> Hey.
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Ow.
>> Hey. That cake was for both of us.
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>> Hey.
That cake was for both of us. You had no right.
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That cake was for both of us.
You had no right. >> I saw something on it.
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You had no right.
>> I saw something on it. >> Why was I punched
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>> I saw something on it.
>> Why was I punched in the face?
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>> Why was I punched
in the face? >> This was inside that cake.
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in the face?
>> This was inside that cake. >> It's a wireless video camera.
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>> This was inside that cake.
>> It's a wireless video camera. You know what that means.
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>> It's a wireless video camera.
You know what that means. >> Yeah, it doesn't
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You know what that means.
>> Yeah, it doesn't require wires.
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>> Yeah, it doesn't
require wires. >> It means somebody's
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require wires.
>> It means somebody's trying to spy on us
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>> It means somebody's
trying to spy on us here in the Man Cave.
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trying to spy on us
here in the Man Cave. >> I wonder who.
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here in the Man Cave.
>> I wonder who. >> I wonder why you punched me
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>> I wonder who.
>> I wonder why you punched me in the face.
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>> I wonder why you punched me
in the face. >> Guys.
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in the face.
>> Guys. We need to figure out
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>> Guys.
We need to figure out who sent that cake
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We need to figure out
who sent that cake with this video camera inside.
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who sent that cake
with this video camera inside. >> What happened
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with this video camera inside.
>> What happened to the video signal
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>> What happened
to the video signal from the cake?
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to the video signal
from the cake? >> Something must have
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from the cake?
>> Something must have damaged the camera.
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>> Something must have
damaged the camera. >> Well, what could have
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damaged the camera.
>> Well, what could have damaged the camera--
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>> Well, what could have
damaged the camera-- [ knocking on door ]
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damaged the camera--
[ knocking on door ] What do you want?
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[ knocking on door ]
What do you want? And how were you knocking?
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What do you want?
And how were you knocking? >> Who are you people?
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And how were you knocking?
>> Who are you people? And why are you
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>> Who are you people?
And why are you in my little biker shop
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And why are you
in my little biker shop for kids?
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in my little biker shop
for kids? >> My name is Dr. Minyak.
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for kids?
>> My name is Dr. Minyak. She is my assistant,
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>> My name is Dr. Minyak.
She is my assistant, Nurse Cohort.
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She is my assistant,
Nurse Cohort. And I am here
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Nurse Cohort.
And I am here because I do whatever
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And I am here
because I do whatever I wish to do.
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because I do whatever
I wish to do. >> Dr. Minyak, I was able
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I wish to do.
>> Dr. Minyak, I was able to save a short video image
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>> Dr. Minyak, I was able
to save a short video image from before the camera
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to save a short video image
from before the camera stopped transmitting.
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from before the camera
stopped transmitting. >> Good.
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stopped transmitting.
>> Good. Show it to me.
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>> Good.
Show it to me. >> Hey, guys, look!
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Show it to me.
>> Hey, guys, look! >> Oh, a young girl.
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>> Hey, guys, look!
>> Oh, a young girl. She must somehow be connected
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>> Oh, a young girl.
She must somehow be connected with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
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She must somehow be connected
with Captain Man and Kid Danger. So, all we must do now
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with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
So, all we must do now is find her.
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So, all we must do now
is find her. >> That's all we have to do?
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is find her.
>> That's all we have to do? >> Well, no.
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>> That's all we have to do?
>> Well, no. First we find her,
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>> Well, no.
First we find her, Then we use her to destroy
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First we find her,
Then we use her to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
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Then we use her to destroy
Captain Man and Kid Danger. [ knocking on door ]
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Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[ knocking on door ] How are you knocking?
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[ knocking on door ]
How are you knocking? [ phone ringing ]
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How are you knocking?
[ phone ringing ] >> Hey.
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[ phone ringing ]
>> Hey. What?
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>> Hey.
What? That's a lie.
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What?
That's a lie. I have way more followers
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That's a lie.
I have way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
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I have way more followers
than Stacey Dawber. I'm telling you,
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than Stacey Dawber.
I'm telling you, There's no way that Stacy--
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I'm telling you,
There's no way that Stacy-- What?
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There's no way that Stacy--
What? I got to go.
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What?
I got to go. >> Hey, Piper, where's Henry?
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I got to go.
>> Hey, Piper, where's Henry? >> Don't know, don't care.
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>> Hey, Piper, where's Henry?
>> Don't know, don't care. >> Well, look what I found
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>> Don't know, don't care.
>> Well, look what I found in your backyard.
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>> Well, look what I found
in your backyard. >> What?
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in your backyard.
>> What? Another rock that
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>> What?
Another rock that looks like Miley Cyrus?
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Another rock that
looks like Miley Cyrus? >> Better.
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looks like Miley Cyrus?
>> Better. I found this weird looking egg.
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>> Better.
I found this weird looking egg. >> I need to start
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I found this weird looking egg.
>> I need to start posting better content.
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>> I need to start
posting better content. >> Hey Jasper, what up, Bud?
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posting better content.
>> Hey Jasper, what up, Bud? >> Henry.
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>> Hey Jasper, what up, Bud?
>> Henry. Look what I got.
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>> Henry.
Look what I got. >> What'd you--
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Look what I got.
>> What'd you-- Hey, hey, what are you doing
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>> What'd you--
Hey, hey, what are you doing with that egg?
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Hey, hey, what are you doing
with that egg? >> I found it outside
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with that egg?
>> I found it outside in your bush.
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>> I found it outside
in your bush. >> Yeah, you should
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in your bush.
>> Yeah, you should put that egg back.
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>> Yeah, you should
put that egg back. >> Nah.
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put that egg back.
>> Nah. I'm going to hatch this egg.
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>> Nah.
I'm going to hatch this egg. >> No, you are not going
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I'm going to hatch this egg.
>> No, you are not going to hatch that egg.
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>> No, you are not going
to hatch that egg. >> Yes, he is, and we're going
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to hatch that egg.
>> Yes, he is, and we're going to stream it live.
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>> Yes, he is, and we're going
to stream it live. >> Yes.
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to stream it live.
>> Yes. >> No.
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>> Yes.
>> No. >> Because that'll get me
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>> No.
>> Because that'll get me way more followers
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>> Because that'll get me
way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
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way more followers
than Stacey Dawber. >> Yeah.
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than Stacey Dawber.
>> Yeah. People love nature.
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>> Yeah.
People love nature. >> Is anyone hearing
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People love nature.
>> Is anyone hearing my objections?
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>> Is anyone hearing
my objections? >> Okay, you go get an incubator
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my objections?
>> Okay, you go get an incubator and a Yo Pro camera.
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>> Okay, you go get an incubator
and a Yo Pro camera. >> Incubator, Yo Pro.
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and a Yo Pro camera.
>> Incubator, Yo Pro. >> Please listen to me.
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>> Incubator, Yo Pro.
>> Please listen to me. >> A tripod, a video light.
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>> Please listen to me.
>> A tripod, a video light. >> Tripod, light.
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>> A tripod, a video light.
>> Tripod, light. >> I'm saying things.
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>> Tripod, light.
>> I'm saying things. >> And a grilled chicken salad.
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>> I'm saying things.
>> And a grilled chicken salad. >> Got it.
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>> And a grilled chicken salad.
>> Got it. And what are you going to do?
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>> Got it.
And what are you going to do? >> I'm going to eat the salad.
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And what are you going to do?
>> I'm going to eat the salad. >> Okay, I'll be back as quick
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>> I'm going to eat the salad.
>> Okay, I'll be back as quick as I can with all the stuff.
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>> Okay, I'll be back as quick
as I can with all the stuff. >> Wait, can we talk about...
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as I can with all the stuff.
>> Wait, can we talk about... Piper, about that egg,
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>> Wait, can we talk about...
Piper, about that egg, will you listen to me?
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Piper, about that egg,
will you listen to me? >> Sure.
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will you listen to me?
>> Sure. >> Thank you.
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>> Sure.
>> Thank you. See...
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>> Thank you.
See... You guys don't know
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See...
You guys don't know where that egg came from
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You guys don't know
where that egg came from or even what kind of egg it is,
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where that egg came from
or even what kind of egg it is, So I feel like we should
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or even what kind of egg it is,
So I feel like we should respect nature and just
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So I feel like we should
respect nature and just kind of let things happen
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respect nature and just
kind of let things happen the way--
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kind of let things happen
the way-- I see you leaving the room.
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the way--
I see you leaving the room. >> it all just kind of happened.
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I see you leaving the room.
>> it all just kind of happened. >> My dad was
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>> it all just kind of happened.
>> My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
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>> My dad was
an irresponsible scientist. >> I wanted an afterschool job.
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an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an afterschool job. >> And by accident,
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>> I wanted an afterschool job.
>> And by accident, he made me indestructible.
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>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible. Ah!
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he made me indestructible.
Ah! >> I went into this crazy store
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Ah!
>> I went into this crazy store and met
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>> I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty interesting guy.
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and met
a pretty interesting guy. >> I'm going to blow your mind.
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a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind. Now I protect
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>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
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Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview. who call me...
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the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me... >> He turned out to be...
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who call me...
>> He turned out to be... >> You know the name.
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>> He turned out to be...
>> You know the name. >> Captain Man!
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>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man! >> That's right, Henry.
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>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that
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>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero
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In time, I realized that
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
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being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone. >> He wanted some help.
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is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help. >> I needed a sidekick.
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>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick. >> I, Henry Hart...
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>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart... >> Pledge to never ever ever
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>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...
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>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone... >> That I'm Captain Man's
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tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
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>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick. >> It is done.
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secret sidekick.
>> It is done. >> Now we blow bubbles.
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>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles. >> And fight crime.
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>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime. >> Feels good.
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>> Call it.
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>> Up the tube!
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Oh, my boot.
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>> Ha!
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>> Yes, gather around.
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gather around,
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citizens of Swellview.
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>> Come experience
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the magical magic of Dr. Magico.
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>> With my assistant,
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Miss Direction.
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And now for my first trick,
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I shall need a volunteer.
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>> Pick me. I love magic.
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>> We only need one volunteer.
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>> I'm one volunteer.
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>> Perhaps this young lady
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Can help us.
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>> Me?
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>> Now, miss,
Pick a card. Any card.
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Pick a card.
Any card. >> I really got to get to work.
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Any card.
>> I really got to get to work. >> Pick a card.
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>> I really got to get to work.
>> Pick a card. >> All right.
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>> Pick a card.
>> All right. >> And now that she's chosen
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>> All right.
>> And now that she's chosen her card, we place the girl
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>> And now that she's chosen
her card, we place the girl into the magical can of trash.
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her card, we place the girl
into the magical can of trash. >> Wait, what are you doing?
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into the magical can of trash.
>> Wait, what are you doing? Hello? Hello?
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>> Wait, what are you doing?
Hello? Hello? Mr. Magician man.
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Hello? Hello?
Mr. Magician man. >> And now we do this.
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Mr. Magician man.
>> And now we do this. Then we lock that.
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>> And now we do this.
Then we lock that. We do that.
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Then we lock that.
We do that. And then we go like this.
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We do that.
And then we go like this. And do this like this.
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And then we go like this.
And do this like this. >> What's going on?
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And do this like this.
>> What's going on? It smells in here.
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>> What's going on?
It smells in here. >> And now...
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It smells in here.
>> And now... Everyone close your eyes.
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>> And now...
Everyone close your eyes. >> Hello? Hello?
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Everyone close your eyes.
>> Hello? Hello? >> Is it time to open our eyes?
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>> Hello? Hello?
>> Is it time to open our eyes? >> And here's
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>> Is it time to open our eyes?
>> And here's my special guacamole.
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>> And here's
my special guacamole. >> Yeah, and here's my...
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my special guacamole.
>> Yeah, and here's my... Super duper special guacamole.
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>> Yeah, and here's my...
Super duper special guacamole. Now, which one's better?
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Super duper special guacamole.
Now, which one's better? >> Okay, first I'll try
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Now, which one's better?
>> Okay, first I'll try Schwoz's guacamole.
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>> Okay, first I'll try
Schwoz's guacamole. All right.
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Schwoz's guacamole.
All right. Now I'll try yours.
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All right.
Now I'll try yours. >> Get in there.
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Now I'll try yours.
>> Get in there. Get in there good.
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>> Get in there.
Get in there good. Okay, now, think about
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Get in there good.
Okay, now, think about the way the flavors blend,
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Okay, now, think about
the way the flavors blend, And you know, the mouth feel,
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the way the flavors blend,
And you know, the mouth feel, and the way it hits
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And you know, the mouth feel,
and the way it hits the back of the--
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and the way it hits
the back of the-- >> Schwoz wins.
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the back of the--
>> Schwoz wins. >> Ha.
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>> Schwoz wins.
>> Ha. >> What?
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>> Ha.
>> What? >> I win.
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>> What?
>> I win. I do better things to avocados
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>> I win.
I do better things to avocados than you do to avocados.
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I do better things to avocados
than you do to avocados. >> No. I protest.
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than you do to avocados.
>> No. I protest. This whole contest was a...
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>> No. I protest.
This whole contest was a... a guacamockery.
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This whole contest was a...
a guacamockery. I want a second opinion.
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a guacamockery.
I want a second opinion. Where's Charlotte?
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I want a second opinion.
Where's Charlotte? >> Well, she's not here.
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Where's Charlotte?
>> Well, she's not here. >> She's late for work?
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>> Well, she's not here.
>> She's late for work? Great.
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>> She's late for work?
Great. The one time we're doing
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Great.
The one time we're doing something important.
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The one time we're doing
something important. >> Hey!
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something important.
>> Hey! Hey!
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>> Hey!
Hey! >> Yes?
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Hey!
>> Yes? You have a question?
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>> Yes?
You have a question? >> I have a lot of questions.
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You have a question?
>> I have a lot of questions. Starting with, who are you
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>> I have a lot of questions.
Starting with, who are you and why did you stick me
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Starting with, who are you
and why did you stick me in this big box of fruit punch?
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and why did you stick me
in this big box of fruit punch? >> You know who I am.
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in this big box of fruit punch?
>> You know who I am. And I know that you know
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>> You know who I am.
And I know that you know that I'm Dr. Minyak
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And I know that you know
that I'm Dr. Minyak because I know that you know
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that I'm Dr. Minyak
because I know that you know Captain Man and Kid Danger,
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because I know that you know
Captain Man and Kid Danger, which this image proves.
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Captain Man and Kid Danger,
which this image proves. >> Okay, so, what do you want
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which this image proves.
>> Okay, so, what do you want from me?
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>> Okay, so, what do you want
from me? >> I want you to destroy
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from me?
>> I want you to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
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>> I want you to destroy
Captain Man and Kid Danger. >> Yeah, okay.
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Captain Man and Kid Danger.
>> Yeah, okay. Just let me out
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>> Yeah, okay.
Just let me out of this giant juice box
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Just let me out
of this giant juice box and I'll destroy them
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of this giant juice box
and I'll destroy them right after I finish
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and I'll destroy them
right after I finish my homework.
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right after I finish
my homework. >> Oh, I'll release you soon.
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my homework.
>> Oh, I'll release you soon. After I take control
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>> Oh, I'll release you soon.
After I take control of your mind through the use
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After I take control
of your mind through the use of musical brain warping.
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of your mind through the use
of musical brain warping. >> Musical brain warping?
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of musical brain warping.
>> Musical brain warping? That's not a thing.
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>> Musical brain warping?
That's not a thing. >> It is too a thing.
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That's not a thing.
>> It is too a thing. You see, by playing
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>> It is too a thing.
You see, by playing the right combination
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You see, by playing
the right combination of musical chords combining
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the right combination
of musical chords combining the keys of f-minor and d-flat,
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of musical chords combining
the keys of f-minor and d-flat, backed with
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the keys of f-minor and d-flat,
backed with the right funky beat,
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backed with
the right funky beat, the human mind opens up
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the right funky beat,
the human mind opens up like a thirsty sponge into which
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the human mind opens up
like a thirsty sponge into which I can place instructions
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like a thirsty sponge into which
I can place instructions through clever rap lyrics
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I can place instructions
through clever rap lyrics which I've written myself.
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through clever rap lyrics
which I've written myself. >> So, you're going
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which I've written myself.
>> So, you're going to take control of my brain
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>> So, you're going
to take control of my brain by rapping?
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to take control of my brain
by rapping? >> Oh, I won't be rapping.
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by rapping?
>> Oh, I won't be rapping. for that I've hired
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>> Oh, I won't be rapping.
for that I've hired unknown hip-hop artist
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for that I've hired
unknown hip-hop artist Li'l Biggie.
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unknown hip-hop artist
Li'l Biggie. Earplugs.
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Li'l Biggie.
Earplugs. Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
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Earplugs.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap. Let my lyrics flow.
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Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Let my lyrics flow. ? Get up, go on ?
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Let my lyrics flow.
? Get up, go on ? ? Get out of this place ?
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? Get up, go on ?
? Get out of this place ? ? Go find Captain Man ?
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? Get out of this place ?
? Go find Captain Man ? ? And bust his face ?
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? Go find Captain Man ?
? And bust his face ? ? Then take a little walk ?
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? And bust his face ?
? Then take a little walk ? ? Don't talk to strangers ?
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? Then take a little walk ?
? Don't talk to strangers ? ? And pick up a club ?
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? Don't talk to strangers ?
? And pick up a club ? ? And whack Kid Danger ?
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? And pick up a club ?
? And whack Kid Danger ? ? Yeah, little girl ?
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? And whack Kid Danger ?
? Yeah, little girl ? ? You know the plan ?
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? Yeah, little girl ?
? You know the plan ? ? Go smash Kid Danger ?
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? You know the plan ?
? Go smash Kid Danger ? ? And Captain Man ?
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? Go smash Kid Danger ?
? And Captain Man ? ? Destroy them both ?
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? And Captain Man ?
? Destroy them both ? ? Then come on back ?
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? Destroy them both ?
? Then come on back ? ? To the dopest song writer ?
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? Then come on back ?
? To the dopest song writer ? ? Doctor, Doctor Minyak ?
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? To the dopest song writer ?
? Doctor, Doctor Minyak ? ? Hee, hee ?
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? Doctor, Doctor Minyak ?
? Hee, hee ? >> Where's my 75 bucks?
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? Hee, hee ?
>> Where's my 75 bucks? >> Here.
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>> Where's my 75 bucks?
>> Here. >> Peace.
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>> Here.
>> Peace. >> So, now that you've
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>> Peace.
>> So, now that you've taken control of her mind,
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>> So, now that you've
taken control of her mind, she's going to go destroy
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taken control of her mind,
she's going to go destroy Kid Danger and Captain Man?
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she's going to go destroy
Kid Danger and Captain Man? >> Not yet.
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Kid Danger and Captain Man?
>> Not yet. First, I must amplify
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>> Not yet.
First, I must amplify her physical strength.
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First, I must amplify
her physical strength. Now, my young friend,
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her physical strength.
Now, my young friend, I give you
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Now, my young friend,
I give you 4.9 million nuclear gigavolts
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I give you
4.9 million nuclear gigavolts of girl power.
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4.9 million nuclear gigavolts
of girl power. Yes.
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of girl power.
Yes. >> Mm. So good.
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Yes.
>> Mm. So good. >> Yeah, see,
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>> Mm. So good.
>> Yeah, see, I mush up the avocado
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>> Yeah, see,
I mush up the avocado and then I add the onions,
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I mush up the avocado
and then I add the onions, the cilantro, the garlic,
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and then I add the onions,
the cilantro, the garlic, and then my secret juices.
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the cilantro, the garlic,
and then my secret juices. [ elevator dings ]
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and then my secret juices.
[ elevator dings ] >> Charlotte,
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[ elevator dings ]
>> Charlotte, I'm glad you're here.
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>> Charlotte,
I'm glad you're here. I don't know
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I'm glad you're here.
I don't know if you're a guacamole fan,
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I don't know
if you're a guacamole fan, but I made
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if you're a guacamole fan,
but I made this pretty awesome bowl
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but I made
this pretty awesome bowl of my own--
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this pretty awesome bowl
of my own-- [ bowl shattering ]
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of my own--
[ bowl shattering ] Hey. if you don't want
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[ bowl shattering ]
Hey. if you don't want to try my guacamole, all--
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Hey. if you don't want
to try my guacamole, all-- [ Grunting ]
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to try my guacamole, all--
[ Grunting ] I'm okay.
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[ Grunting ]
I'm okay. Guys, little help here.
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I'm okay.
Guys, little help here. >> Charlotte.
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Guys, little help here.
>> Charlotte. What's wrong with you?
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>> Charlotte.
What's wrong with you? How come you're--
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What's wrong with you?
How come you're-- Whoa.
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How come you're--
Whoa. [ grunts ]
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Whoa.
[ grunts ] Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
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[ grunts ]
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her. >> Aah.
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Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
>> Aah. >> What are you doing?
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>> Aah.
>> What are you doing? >> Shh.
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>> What are you doing?
>> Shh. I want her to think I'm dead.
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>> Shh.
I want her to think I'm dead. >> Whoa now.
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I want her to think I'm dead.
>> Whoa now. Charlotte.
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>> Whoa now.
Charlotte. No need to walk toward me.
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Charlotte.
No need to walk toward me. >> Charlotte!
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No need to walk toward me.
>> Charlotte! Come on!
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>> Charlotte!
Come on! You want to fight me?
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Come on!
You want to fight me? Come and get me.
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You want to fight me?
Come and get me. >> Henry?
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Come and get me.
>> Henry? >> I got it.
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>> Henry?
>> I got it. Come on.
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>> I got it.
Come on. Come on.
425
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,403
Come on.
Come on. Yeah, come on.
426
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:02,740
Come on.
Yeah, come on. Hurry.
427
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,443
Yeah, come on.
Hurry. Kill the power to the elevator.
428
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:11,749
Hurry.
Kill the power to the elevator. She's in a really bad mood.
429
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,284
Kill the power to the elevator.
She's in a really bad mood. >> It's worse than that.
430
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,719
She's in a really bad mood.
>> It's worse than that. Something's happened to her
431
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,721
>> It's worse than that.
Something's happened to her and it's not good.
432
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,589
Something's happened to her
and it's not good. >> Well, at least we're safe
433
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,290
and it's not good.
>> Well, at least we're safe for a litt--
434
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,625
>> Well, at least we're safe
for a litt-- [ screaming ]
435
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:36,608
for a litt--
[ screaming ] >> All right. Now, Charlotte--i-
436
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,444
[ screaming ]
>> All right. Now, Charlotte--i- Ow, ow, ow.
437
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,445
>> All right. Now, Charlotte--i-
Ow, ow, ow. >> Charlotte,
438
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,180
Ow, ow, ow.
>> Charlotte, what's happened to you?
439
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,448
>> Charlotte,
what's happened to you? Ah, jeez.
440
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,016
what's happened to you?
Ah, jeez. No, no. Don't be mad.
441
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,150
Ah, jeez.
No, no. Don't be mad. Want to go get some ice cream
442
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,019
No, no. Don't be mad.
Want to go get some ice cream or...
443
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,089
Want to go get some ice cream
or... >> Charlotte!
444
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:51,623
or...
>> Charlotte! Now, you listen to me
445
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,424
>> Charlotte!
Now, you listen to me right now!
446
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,025
Now, you listen to me
right now! Or we could talk
447
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:54,859
right now!
Or we could talk about this tomorrow.
448
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,293
Or we could talk
about this tomorrow. You know what?
449
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,661
about this tomorrow.
You know what? I'll send you a text.
450
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:02,300
You know what?
I'll send you a text. Schwoz, drop the tube!
451
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:10,141
I'll send you a text.
Schwoz, drop the tube! What'd you do?
452
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:10,975
Schwoz, drop the tube!
What'd you do? >> I flooded the tube
453
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:11,342
What'd you do?
>> I flooded the tube With neural
454
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,177
>> I flooded the tube
With neural neutralizing particles.
455
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,312
With neural
neutralizing particles. >> So, she can't move?
456
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,313
neutralizing particles.
>> So, she can't move? >> No.
457
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,147
>> So, she can't move?
>> No. >> Kid, you okay?
458
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,116
>> No.
>> Kid, you okay? >> Yeah, yeah, I am.
459
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,484
>> Kid, you okay?
>> Yeah, yeah, I am. I think I see now...
460
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,686
>> Yeah, yeah, I am.
I think I see now... nope.
461
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:30,995
I think I see now...
nope. >> I wonder why this egg
462
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,997
nope.
>> I wonder why this egg is so weirdly shaped.
463
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:33,965
>> I wonder why this egg
is so weirdly shaped. >> That's what people always say
464
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,968
is so weirdly shaped.
>> That's what people always say about my Aunt Trudy.
465
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:37,368
>> That's what people always say
about my Aunt Trudy. >> Hey, guys.
466
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,036
about my Aunt Trudy.
>> Hey, guys. >> Hey, dad.
467
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,170
>> Hey, guys.
>> Hey, dad. >> Hey, Mr. Hart.
468
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:39,671
>> Hey, dad.
>> Hey, Mr. Hart. >> Look.
469
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:40,538
>> Hey, Mr. Hart.
>> Look. Me and Piper
470
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,506
>> Look.
Me and Piper are hatching an egg,
471
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,307
Me and Piper
are hatching an egg, and we're going to stream it
472
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,208
are hatching an egg,
and we're going to stream it live on the web.
473
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,143
and we're going to stream it
live on the web. >> Which is going to get me
474
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,210
live on the web.
>> Which is going to get me way more followers
475
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:49,013
>> Which is going to get me
way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
476
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,181
way more followers
than Stacey Dawber. >> Oh, good.
477
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,683
than Stacey Dawber.
>> Oh, good. She's a terrible little girl.
478
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:55,186
>> Oh, good.
She's a terrible little girl. >> Right?
479
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,387
She's a terrible little girl.
>> Right? >> Hi, little egg.
480
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,255
>> Right?
>> Hi, little egg. What kind of bird
481
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,357
>> Hi, little egg.
What kind of bird are you going to be?
482
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,692
What kind of bird
are you going to be? [ screaming ]
483
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:05,430
are you going to be?
[ screaming ] >> What'd you do?
484
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,597
[ screaming ]
>> What'd you do? >> Did you hurt our egg?
485
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,565
>> What'd you do?
>> Did you hurt our egg? >> No.
486
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,267
>> Did you hurt our egg?
>> No. It shot a tentacle up my nose
487
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,736
>> No.
It shot a tentacle up my nose and tried to suck my brains out.
488
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:27,385
It shot a tentacle up my nose
and tried to suck my brains out. >> Charlotte's brain
489
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,187
and tried to suck my brains out.
>> Charlotte's brain has been warped.
490
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,755
>> Charlotte's brain
has been warped. >> Warped? How?
491
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,357
has been warped.
>> Warped? How? >> By music.
492
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,424
>> Warped? How?
>> By music. >> You mean
493
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,260
>> By music.
>> You mean musical brain warping?
494
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,195
>> You mean
musical brain warping? >> I said her brain
495
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,363
musical brain warping?
>> I said her brain has been warped by music.
496
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,197
>> I said her brain
has been warped by music. What else would I mean
497
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:39,697
has been warped by music.
What else would I mean other than
498
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,700
What else would I mean
other than musical brain warping?
499
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,735
other than
musical brain warping? >> So, you're saying
500
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,403
musical brain warping?
>> So, you're saying there's a song
501
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,270
>> So, you're saying
there's a song stuck in her brain
502
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,138
there's a song
stuck in her brain that's making her want
503
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,239
stuck in her brain
that's making her want to hurt me and Ray?
504
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,474
that's making her want
to hurt me and Ray? >> Exactly.
505
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,708
to hurt me and Ray?
>> Exactly. >> Hey. is there a way
506
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,543
>> Exactly.
>> Hey. is there a way you could extract
507
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,612
>> Hey. is there a way
you could extract the song from Charlotte's brain?
508
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,080
you could extract
the song from Charlotte's brain? >> Yeah, sure, why?
509
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,248
the song from Charlotte's brain?
>> Yeah, sure, why? >> Because if we have the song
510
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,249
>> Yeah, sure, why?
>> Because if we have the song that she heard...
511
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,250
>> Because if we have the song
that she heard... [ both ] we can play it
512
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,051
that she heard...
[ both ] we can play it backwards.
513
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:00,651
[ both ] we can play it
backwards. This is my idea.
514
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,586
backwards.
This is my idea. >> I said it first.
515
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,553
This is my idea.
>> I said it first. >> You did not.
516
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,388
>> I said it first.
>> You did not. Who said it first?
517
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,822
>> You did not.
Who said it first? >> Henry.
518
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:13,064
Who said it first?
>> Henry. >> Captain Man, Henry.
519
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:13,731
>> Henry.
>> Captain Man, Henry. Right now.
520
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,333
>> Captain Man, Henry.
Right now. ...No go.
521
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,268
Right now.
...No go. Wait. Where's the blog?
522
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,403
...No go.
Wait. Where's the blog? Get me a job here.
523
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,103
Wait. Where's the blog?
Get me a job here. >> Can you find the song
524
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,104
Get me a job here.
>> Can you find the song in her brain?
525
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,408
>> Can you find the song
in her brain? >> I'm getting close.
526
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,509
in her brain?
>> I'm getting close. ? And bust his face ?
527
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,111
>> I'm getting close.
? And bust his face ? ? Then take a little walk ?
528
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,679
? And bust his face ?
? Then take a little walk ? >> Got it.
529
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,781
? Then take a little walk ?
>> Got it. >> Put it on hologram.
530
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,416
>> Got it.
>> Put it on hologram. >> Okay. Okay.
531
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:35,253
>> Put it on hologram.
>> Okay. Okay. >> Now, play it...
532
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,754
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Now, play it... [ both ] backwards.
533
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,624
>> Now, play it...
[ both ] backwards. >> Backwards.
534
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:44,796
[ both ] backwards.
>> Backwards. [ Rapping backwards ]
535
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:53,638
>> Backwards.
[ Rapping backwards ] >> Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
536
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,842
[ Rapping backwards ]
>> Okay, Henry, raise the tube. >> Tube up.
537
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:07,485
>> Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
>> Tube up. >> When is that dumb egg
538
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,619
>> Tube up.
>> When is that dumb egg going to hatch?
539
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,554
>> When is that dumb egg
going to hatch? >> I can't make nature happen
540
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,155
going to hatch?
>> I can't make nature happen faster than it wants to.
541
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,825
>> I can't make nature happen
faster than it wants to. Believe me, I've tried.
542
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,160
faster than it wants to.
Believe me, I've tried. >> Look at my pear stream page.
543
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,328
Believe me, I've tried.
>> Look at my pear stream page. Stacey Dawber still
544
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,397
>> Look at my pear stream page.
Stacey Dawber still has 26 more followers than me
545
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,064
Stacey Dawber still
has 26 more followers than me because our egg video is boring.
546
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,299
>> Wait, wait, wait.
547
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,469
I think it's starting to hatch.
548
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,671
>> It is?
549
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,506
>> Here comes the baby bird.
550
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,843
The circle of life.
551
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,411
[ screeches ]
552
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:33,744
[ screams ]
553
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:37,281
>> Holy cheese.
554
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:44,889
Wait.
Stay in front of the camera. This is internet gold.
555
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,824
Stay in front of the camera.
This is internet gold. Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
556
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:52,897
This is internet gold.
Beat this, Stacey Dawber. [ Rapping backwards ]
557
00:18:52,899 --> 00:19:00,838
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
[ Rapping backwards ] >> Charlotte.
558
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,873
[ Rapping backwards ]
>> Charlotte. You all right?
559
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,741
>> Charlotte.
You all right? >> Yeah.
560
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,675
You all right?
>> Yeah. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
561
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:05,243
>> Yeah.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Oh my gosh.
562
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:05,710
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Oh my gosh. >> Easy, easy.
563
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:06,210
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Easy, easy. >> All right, here.
564
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:06,944
>> Easy, easy.
>> All right, here. Let's get her to the couch.
565
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:07,578
>> All right, here.
Let's get her to the couch. Come on, come on, come on.
566
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,379
Let's get her to the couch.
Come on, come on, come on. >> Let's get you off your feet.
567
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,113
Come on, come on, come on.
>> Let's get you off your feet. One foot in front of the other.
568
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:09,714
>> Let's get you off your feet.
One foot in front of the other. >> All right. All right.
569
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,214
One foot in front of the other.
>> All right. All right. Just right here.
570
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:10,882
>> All right. All right.
Just right here. >> Easy now. There you go.
571
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,750
Just right here.
>> Easy now. There you go. >> Oh, oh, oh.
572
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:17,889
>> Easy now. There you go.
>> Oh, oh, oh. >> Now, tell us what happened.
573
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,190
>> Oh, oh, oh.
>> Now, tell us what happened. >> Well...
574
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,458
>> Now, tell us what happened.
>> Well... I was over there,
575
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,726
>> Well...
I was over there, then you guys helped me
576
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,528
I was over there,
then you guys helped me walk over here to this couch.
577
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,929
then you guys helped me
walk over here to this couch. >> No.
578
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,230
walk over here to this couch.
>> No. >> Before that.
579
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,598
>> No.
>> Before that. >> What happened to your brain?
580
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,234
>> Before that.
>> What happened to your brain? >> Oh.
581
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,736
>> What happened to your brain?
>> Oh. It was...
582
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,737
>> Oh.
It was... Dr. Minyak.
583
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,772
It was...
Dr. Minyak. He musically brain warped me.
584
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,940
Dr. Minyak.
He musically brain warped me. >> Dr. Minyak?
585
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,741
He musically brain warped me.
>> Dr. Minyak? >> And his hot sidekick
586
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,209
>> Dr. Minyak?
>> And his hot sidekick Nurse Cohort?
587
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,379
>> And his hot sidekick
Nurse Cohort? >> Yeah, they were in a...
588
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,647
Nurse Cohort?
>> Yeah, they were in a... I think it was
589
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,482
>> Yeah, they were in a...
I think it was a motorcycle shop for kids.
590
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,716
I think it was
a motorcycle shop for kids. >> Li'l Bikers.
591
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,784
a motorcycle shop for kids.
>> Li'l Bikers. >> That's it.
592
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,386
>> Li'l Bikers.
>> That's it. >> Well, then.
593
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,556
>> That's it.
>> Well, then. Henry, I think you know
594
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,824
>> Well, then.
Henry, I think you know what to chew and blow.
595
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,594
Henry, I think you know
what to chew and blow. >> I think I do.
596
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,762
what to chew and blow.
>> I think I do. You mean the gum, right?
597
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:58,596
>> I think I do.
You mean the gum, right? >> Yeah, I mean the gum.
598
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,431
You mean the gum, right?
>> Yeah, I mean the gum. >> I was just checking.
599
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:11,442
>> Yeah, I mean the gum.
>> I was just checking. >> Let's go.
600
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:16,914
>> I was just checking.
>> Let's go. >> [ both ] Up the tube!
601
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:24,755
>> Let's go.
>> [ both ] Up the tube! >> So, you like Taylor Swift?
602
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,991
>> [ both ] Up the tube!
>> So, you like Taylor Swift? >> Sure.
603
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:27,758
>> So, you like Taylor Swift?
>> Sure. >> Yeah.
604
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,694
>> Sure.
>> Yeah. Lot of catchy songs.
605
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:40,771
>> Yeah.
Lot of catchy songs. ? Hey y'all, listen up ?
606
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,973
Lot of catchy songs.
? Hey y'all, listen up ? ? You're stuck in this place ?
607
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,541
? Hey y'all, listen up ?
? You're stuck in this place ? ? While Kid Danger raps ?
608
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,308
? You're stuck in this place ?
? While Kid Danger raps ? ? And Captain Man ?
609
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,843
? While Kid Danger raps ?
? And Captain Man ? ? Pumps the bass ?
610
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:46,978
? And Captain Man ?
? Pumps the bass ? >> Yeah.
611
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,480
? Pumps the bass ?
>> Yeah. ? P-p-p-pumping up the bass ?
612
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,350
>> Yeah.
? P-p-p-pumping up the bass ? ? When we turn you loose ?
613
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,517
? P-p-p-pumping up the bass ?
? When we turn you loose ? ? Here's the plan ?
614
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,652
? When we turn you loose ?
? Here's the plan ? ? Whack yourself in the head ?
615
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,823
? Here's the plan ?
? Whack yourself in the head ? ? With a frying pan ?
616
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,492
? Whack yourself in the head ?
? With a frying pan ? ? F-f-f-frying pan ?
617
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,394
? With a frying pan ?
? F-f-f-frying pan ? ? Yeah ?
618
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,061
? F-f-f-frying pan ?
? Yeah ? ? You better listen ?
619
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:04,795
? Yeah ?
? You better listen ? ? What I'm saying ?
620
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,997
? You better listen ?
? What I'm saying ? ? And respect my rhymes ?
621
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,498
? What I'm saying ?
? And respect my rhymes ? ? Whack yourself in the head ?
622
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,734
? And respect my rhymes ?
? Whack yourself in the head ? ? 95 times ?
623
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:14,338
? Whack yourself in the head ?
? 95 times ? >> Okay, I'll untie them.
624
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,973
? 95 times ?
>> Okay, I'll untie them. >> I'll get the frying pans.
625
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:26,984
>> Okay, I'll untie them.
>> I'll get the frying pans. >> I wonder if it worked.
626
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,019
>> I'll get the frying pans.
>> I wonder if it worked. >> Yeah, I don't.
627
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:28,753
>> I wonder if it worked.
>> Yeah, I don't. I guess it all depends
628
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,721
>> Yeah, I don't.
I guess it all depends on whether or not the music--
629
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,692
I guess it all depends
on whether or not the music-- >> See, that's nice.
630
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,428
on whether or not the music--
>> See, that's nice. >> It really is.
631
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,330
>> See, that's nice.
>> It really is. [ sighs ]
632
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,698
>> It really is.
[ sighs ] >> You know, at some point
633
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:41,332
[ sighs ]
>> You know, at some point we're going to have
634
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:41,866
>> You know, at some point
we're going to have to wipe their brains
635
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:42,500
we're going to have
to wipe their brains so they have
636
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,734
to wipe their brains
so they have no memory of Charlotte.
637
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,703
so they have
no memory of Charlotte. >> Yeah, and then we should
638
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,871
no memory of Charlotte.
>> Yeah, and then we should probably take them to jail.
639
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,740
>> Yeah, and then we should
probably take them to jail. >> Yeah.
640
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,509
probably take them to jail.
>> Yeah. You want to do that now, or...
641
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:51,942
>> Yeah.
You want to do that now, or... >> Nah.
642
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:52,677
You want to do that now, or...
>> Nah. No, I think we should let them
643
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:53,377
>> Nah.
No, I think we should let them do this for a little while.
644
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:53,611
No, I think we should let them
do this for a little while. >> Yeah.
645
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:54,578
[ oven ding ]
646
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