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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:10,642 >> SO, WHO LIKES 2 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,144 MY SPECIAL PIZZA? 3 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,479 >> I DON'T THINK SUSHI 4 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:17,249 REALLY WORKS AS A PIZZA TOPPING. 5 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:18,450 >> TURN ON THE TV! 6 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,486 HURRY! TURN ON THE TV! 7 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:21,620 WHERE'S THE REMOTE? 8 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,421 THERE'S THE REMOTE. 9 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:23,422 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 10 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:24,123 >> TODAY, AFTER WORK, 11 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:24,957 I STOPPED OFF 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,325 AT THAT MASSAGE PLACE... 13 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:27,126 >> RUB ME DO? 14 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,794 >> YEAH. 15 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:29,628 AND ON MY WAY OUT, 16 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,195 A NEWS REPORTER 17 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,131 ASKED ME A QUESTION. 18 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,098 >> OH, HONEY, 19 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,366 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 20 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:35,300 I KNEW THAT ONE DAY-- 21 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,335 >> OOH, SHUT UP, IT'S ON. 22 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,503 >> SIR, EXCUSE ME! 23 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:38,137 >> YES? 24 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:38,637 >> HOW DO YOU FEEL 25 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,805 ABOUT SWELLVIEW'S BAN 26 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,273 ON PLASTIC BAGS? 27 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,107 >> OH. 28 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:43,542 WELL, I PERSONALLY BELIEVE 29 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,111 THAT SOME U.S. AMERICANS 30 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,679 OUT THERE IN SWELLVIEW 31 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:50,382 DON'T HAVE PLASTIC BAGS, 32 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,183 AND I BELIEVE 33 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:52,518 THAT OUR EDUCATION 34 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,453 SUCH AS SOUTH AFRICA 35 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,355 AND THE IRAQ, EVERYWHERE, 36 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,957 LIKE, SUCH AS... 37 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:00,192 >> BACK TO YOU, TRENT. 38 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,027 >> SUCH AS. 39 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:02,861 THAT WAS ME. 40 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,029 >> IMPRESSIVE. 41 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,365 >> YEAH, NAILED IT, DAD. 42 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:07,332 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 43 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,367 SHH, SHH, SHH. 44 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:09,968 >> AND ON A SAD NOTE TODAY, 45 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:11,870 SWELLVIEW'S VERY OWN CAPTAIN MAN 46 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,672 WENT FROM SUPER HERO 47 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,407 TO SUPER JERKO. 48 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:16,575 >> WHAT? 49 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:17,576 >> WARNING, THE CLIP 50 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:18,844 WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU 51 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,047 IS DISTURBING. 52 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,215 >> HI, KIDS. 53 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,017 >> BOTH: WOW. 54 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,052 >> YOU'RE CAPTAIN MAN. 55 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,554 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 56 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,054 HEY, HOW MUCH 57 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,355 FOR A CUP OF LEMONADE? 58 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,390 >> A DOLLAR. 59 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,392 >> [ GASPS ] 60 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,327 [ GRUNTS ] 61 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,563 >> [ SCREAMING ] 62 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:46,738 >> WHAT A JERK. 63 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:47,539 >> I NEVER THOUGHT CAPTAIN MAN 64 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,007 WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 65 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,576 >> NEITHER DID I. 66 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:52,044 [ WATCH BEEPING ] 67 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,846 NOW I HAVE TO GO. 68 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,581 >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 69 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,082 >> SUCH AS. 70 00:01:57,150 --> 00:02:02,454 >> OOH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE. 71 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,722 >> READ IT. 72 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,623 >> "CAPTAIN MAN, 73 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:05,290 THE ONLY DIFFERENCE 74 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:07,726 BETWEEN YOU AND A BOX OF POOP 75 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,294 IS THE BOX." 76 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:10,762 [ SCREAMING ] 77 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,030 [ THUD ] 78 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:14,633 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 79 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:15,367 >> WE'RE HERE! 80 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:16,268 >> DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NEWS? 81 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,569 >> YEAH, WE SAW THE NEWS. 82 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:18,770 EVERYONE HATES ME NOW. 83 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:19,738 >> WELL, WHY DID YOU SMASH 84 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,140 THOSE KIDS' LEMONADE STAND? 85 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:21,773 >> A DOLLAR A CUP'S 86 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,976 NOT THAT MUCH. 87 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:24,610 >> I DIDN'T SMASH 88 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:25,410 THEIR LEMONADE STAND 89 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,079 BECAUSE OF THE PRICE. 90 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,380 >> THEN WHY'D YOU DO IT? 91 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:29,548 >> BECAUSE AFTER THE LITTLE GIRL 92 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:30,983 SAID, "ONE DOLLAR," 93 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:31,783 I NOTICED A SPIDER 94 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:33,118 ON THE LEMONADE STAND. 95 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,987 A RED JABBER. 96 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,290 >> A RED JABBER? >> THOSE ARE DEADLY. >> I KNOW. 97 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,558 >> THOSE ARE DEADLY. >> I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I SMASHED IT 98 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,426 >> I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I SMASHED IT BEFORE IT COULD HURT THOSE KIDS. 99 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,561 THAT'S WHY I SMASHED IT BEFORE IT COULD HURT THOSE KIDS. >> OH. 100 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:45,230 BEFORE IT COULD HURT THOSE KIDS. >> OH. >> OH. 101 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:47,733 >> OH. >> OH. >> WELL, THEN I SAY, WHO CARES? 102 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:48,567 >> OH. >> WELL, THEN I SAY, WHO CARES? SO WHAT IF EVERYBODY 103 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,668 >> WELL, THEN I SAY, WHO CARES? SO WHAT IF EVERYBODY HATES YOU NOW? 104 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,636 SO WHAT IF EVERYBODY HATES YOU NOW? >> I'M A SUPERHERO. 105 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,336 HATES YOU NOW? >> I'M A SUPERHERO. I DON'T WANT TO BE HATED 106 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,304 >> I'M A SUPERHERO. I DON'T WANT TO BE HATED BY EVERYBODY. 107 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,939 I DON'T WANT TO BE HATED BY EVERYBODY. >> WELL, YOU ARE. 108 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,974 BY EVERYBODY. >> WELL, YOU ARE. >> DAH. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 109 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:56,608 >> WELL, YOU ARE. >> DAH. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST 110 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,645 >> DAH. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE A VIDEO APOLOGIZING? 111 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,447 >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE A VIDEO APOLOGIZING? >> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 112 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:03,315 MAKE A VIDEO APOLOGIZING? >> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. THE PUBLIC LOVES IT 113 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:03,982 >> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. THE PUBLIC LOVES IT WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE 114 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,617 THE PUBLIC LOVES IT WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. 115 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,652 WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. >> NO. NO. 116 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,586 BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. >> NO. NO. I DID NOTHING WRONG. 117 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:08,320 >> NO. NO. I DID NOTHING WRONG. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE 118 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:11,924 I DID NOTHING WRONG. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME. 119 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:14,660 I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME. I'M CAPTAIN MAN, AND I CARE 120 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,762 THINK OF ME. I'M CAPTAIN MAN, AND I CARE VERY MUCH WHAT YOU, THE PEOPLE, 121 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:20,632 I'M CAPTAIN MAN, AND I CARE VERY MUCH WHAT YOU, THE PEOPLE, THINK OF ME. 122 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:21,667 VERY MUCH WHAT YOU, THE PEOPLE, THINK OF ME. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. 123 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,134 THINK OF ME. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS 124 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,869 >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. 125 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,138 >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. 126 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,005 AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, 127 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,974 >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. 128 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,175 >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! 129 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,144 HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE 130 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:32,844 AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET 131 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,379 >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. 132 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,014 AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 133 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:36,682 A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT 134 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,450 >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. 135 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,351 NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... 136 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,352 THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... 137 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,520 WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. 138 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,821 >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN! 139 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,855 >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN! >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. 140 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,324 >> CAPTAIN MAN! >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT 141 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,358 >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO 142 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,193 IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. 143 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,228 BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. 144 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,529 IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. 145 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,797 >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... 146 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:52,698 >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER 147 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,665 >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... 148 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,399 >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S 149 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,534 TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. 150 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:56,468 >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. 151 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,669 SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. 152 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:58,804 >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. 153 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,072 >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD. 154 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:15,387 >> CALL IT. 155 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,723 >> UP THE TUBE! 156 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,191 OH, MY BOOT. 157 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,225 >> HA! 158 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:20,826 >> SO, MOST OF YOU HAVE SEENEN 159 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,895 ON 160 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,597 THE VIRAL VIDEO OF ME 161 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,466 IN WHICH I USED A MAILBOX 162 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,601 TO DEMOLISH A LEMONADE STAND 163 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,970 RUN BY TWO SMALL CHILDREN. 164 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:32,904 SINCE THEN I'VE READ MANY 165 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,873 OF YOUR COMMENTS, 166 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,642 VERY HURTFUL COMMENTS, 167 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:37,542 SOME SUGGESTING THAT 168 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:41,413 I SHOULD DO THINGS TO MYSELF, 169 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:41,880 SOME OF WHICH 170 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,650 ARE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 171 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:45,150 BUT THAT VIDEO 172 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,119 DIDN'T TELL THE REAL STORY. 173 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:47,653 YOU SEE, I SPOTTED 174 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,621 A DANGEROUS SPIDER, 175 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:50,956 AND I USED THAT MAILBOX 176 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:54,459 TO BEAT THE SPIDER TO DEATH. 177 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,094 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 178 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:56,795 AND IF ANY OF YOU 179 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,498 WERE UPSET BY THE VIDEO, 180 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:03,568 I AM TRULY SORRY. 181 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,636 HUH? 182 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:05,671 >> THAT WAS PERFECT. 183 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:06,271 >> YEAH? 184 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:06,905 >> FOR SURE. 185 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,273 [ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ] 186 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:08,974 >> YOU NAILED IT. 187 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,342 >> THANKS, GUYS. 188 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,576 HEY, GO ONLINE 189 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,344 AND CHECK WHAT PEOPLE 190 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,578 ARE SAYING ABOUT ME NOW. 191 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:14,913 >> YEAH. SURE. 192 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:25,357 >> WELL? HENRY? 193 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,625 >> UH... 194 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,627 THIS ONE SAYS, 195 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,163 "CAPTAIN MAN, YOU LIAR, 196 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:34,533 I HATE YOU." 197 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,701 >> WELL, THAT'S 198 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:37,436 A LITTLE NEGATIVE. 199 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,270 CHARLOTTE? 200 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,106 >> THIS ONE SAYS, "OH, PLEASE. 201 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:41,873 THE ONLY REASON 202 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,208 CAPTAIN MAN APOLOGIZED 203 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,443 IS TO MAKE US THINK 204 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,212 HE'S SORRY." 205 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,716 >> WELL, YEAH. 206 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:55,520 GOOCH, READ. >> "YO, CAPTAIN MAN, WHY DON'T YOU"... 207 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,855 >> "YO, CAPTAIN MAN, WHY DON'T YOU"... MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS PREVENT ME 208 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:01,626 WHY DON'T YOU"... MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS PREVENT ME FROM READING THE REST OUT LOUD. 209 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,228 MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS PREVENT ME FROM READING THE REST OUT LOUD. >> SCHWOZ? 210 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:03,962 FROM READING THE REST OUT LOUD. >> SCHWOZ? >> THIS GUY JUST POSTED 211 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:04,830 >> SCHWOZ? >> THIS GUY JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU, 212 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,031 >> THIS GUY JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU, BUT HE CHANGED YOUR HEAD 213 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,699 A PICTURE OF YOU, BUT HE CHANGED YOUR HEAD TO SOMETHING ELSE. 214 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,900 BUT HE CHANGED YOUR HEAD TO SOMETHING ELSE. >> CHANGED MY HEAD? 215 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,369 TO SOMETHING ELSE. >> CHANGED MY HEAD? WHAT DID HE CHANGE IT TO? 216 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:15,140 >> CHANGED MY HEAD? WHAT DID HE CHANGE IT TO? OH. THAT'S HORRIBLE. 217 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,575 WHAT DID HE CHANGE IT TO? OH. THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHAT IS THAT? 218 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,477 OH. THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT'S POOP. 219 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,645 WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT'S POOP. >> OH. 220 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:29,354 >> THAT'S POOP. >> OH. >> OOH, I HAVE AN IDEA. 221 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,922 >> OH. >> OOH, I HAVE AN IDEA. OKAY, WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT 222 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,091 >> OOH, I HAVE AN IDEA. OKAY, WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW MOST ABOUT CAPTAIN MAN? 223 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:33,592 OKAY, WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW MOST ABOUT CAPTAIN MAN? >> WHAT HE WEARS 224 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,693 TO KNOW MOST ABOUT CAPTAIN MAN? >> WHAT HE WEARS UNDER HIS MAN SUIT? 225 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:35,193 >> WHAT HE WEARS UNDER HIS MAN SUIT? >> DUDE. 226 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:35,927 UNDER HIS MAN SUIT? >> DUDE. >> WHAT? NO. 227 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,662 >> DUDE. >> WHAT? NO. >> SCHWOZ. 228 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:38,263 >> WHAT? NO. >> SCHWOZ. THEY WANT TO KNOW 229 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,564 >> SCHWOZ. THEY WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND WORK. 230 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,665 THEY WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND WORK. >> RIGHT. 231 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,100 WHERE I LIVE AND WORK. >> RIGHT. SO WE HAVE A CONTEST. 232 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,935 >> RIGHT. SO WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> WE HAVE A CONTEST. 233 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,670 SO WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> AND THE WINNERS GET 234 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,773 >> WE HAVE A CONTEST. >> AND THE WINNERS GET A PRIVATE TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE. 235 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:51,109 >> AND THE WINNERS GET A PRIVATE TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE. >> OF THE MAN CAVE. 236 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,043 A PRIVATE TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE. >> OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WAIT, WE CAN'T REVEAL 237 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:52,744 >> OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WAIT, WE CAN'T REVEAL THE SECRET LOCATION 238 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,546 >> WAIT, WE CAN'T REVEAL THE SECRET LOCATION OF THE MAN CAVE. 239 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:55,614 THE SECRET LOCATION OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WE DON'T HAVE TO. 240 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:56,348 OF THE MAN CAVE. >> WE DON'T HAVE TO. >> GOOCH WILL MEET THE WINNERS 241 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,449 >> WE DON'T HAVE TO. >> GOOCH WILL MEET THE WINNERS SOMEWHERE ELSE, 242 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,417 >> GOOCH WILL MEET THE WINNERS SOMEWHERE ELSE, PUT THEM IN SACKS. 243 00:06:58,419 --> 00:06:58,917 SOMEWHERE ELSE, PUT THEM IN SACKS. >> AND THEN HE CAN 244 00:06:58,919 --> 00:06:59,718 PUT THEM IN SACKS. >> AND THEN HE CAN BRING THEM HERE 245 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,952 >> AND THEN HE CAN BRING THEM HERE AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. 246 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:01,453 BRING THEM HERE AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. >> AND SEND THEM 247 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,954 AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. >> AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. 248 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,791 >> AND SEND THEM DOWN THE TUBES. ANNOYING, ISN'T IT? 249 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:08,627 DOWN THE TUBES. ANNOYING, ISN'T IT? >> BUT EVERYBODY HATES ME. 250 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,028 ANNOYING, ISN'T IT? >> BUT EVERYBODY HATES ME. WHY IS A TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE 251 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:10,562 >> BUT EVERYBODY HATES ME. WHY IS A TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE 252 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,696 WHY IS A TOUR OF THE MAN CAVE GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME AGAIN? 253 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:12,464 GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME AGAIN? >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW 254 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:13,465 LIKE ME AGAIN? >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE. 255 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,133 >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE. THEY GET MAD ABOUT STUFF. 256 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:15,867 HOW PEOPLE ARE. THEY GET MAD ABOUT STUFF. >> BUT AS SOON AS YOU GIVE THEM 257 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,302 THEY GET MAD ABOUT STUFF. >> BUT AS SOON AS YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT... 258 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,470 >> BUT AS SOON AS YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT... >> THEY FORGET THEY WERE MAD 259 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,872 SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT... >> THEY FORGET THEY WERE MAD AND FOCUS ON THE NEW THING. 260 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,542 >> THEY FORGET THEY WERE MAD AND FOCUS ON THE NEW THING. >> OKAY. 261 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,309 AND FOCUS ON THE NEW THING. >> OKAY. BUT WHAT KIND OF CONTEST 262 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,644 >> OKAY. BUT WHAT KIND OF CONTEST TO PICK THE WINNERS? 263 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,945 BUT WHAT KIND OF CONTEST TO PICK THE WINNERS? >> WE PUT UP A WEBSITE 264 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,480 TO PICK THE WINNERS? >> WE PUT UP A WEBSITE SO PEOPLE CAN GO ONLINE 265 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,314 >> WE PUT UP A WEBSITE SO PEOPLE CAN GO ONLINE AND TRY TO GUESS 266 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,216 SO PEOPLE CAN GO ONLINE AND TRY TO GUESS SOME BIG NUMBER. 267 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,384 AND TRY TO GUESS SOME BIG NUMBER. THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE 268 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,486 SOME BIG NUMBER. THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE WHO GET IT RIGHT, WIN. 269 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:35,821 THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE WHO GET IT RIGHT, WIN. >> AND I KNOW THE PERFECT URL 270 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,489 WHO GET IT RIGHT, WIN. >> AND I KNOW THE PERFECT URL FOR THE WEBSITE. 271 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,491 >> AND I KNOW THE PERFECT URL FOR THE WEBSITE. GUESSTHATNUMBER.COM. 272 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,159 FOR THE WEBSITE. GUESSTHATNUMBER.COM. >> OH, HEY. 273 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,994 GUESSTHATNUMBER.COM. >> OH, HEY. >> THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER. 274 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:46,465 >> NUMBER GUESSING FEVER 275 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,133 IS TAKING SWELLVIEW BY STORM 276 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,668 AS PEOPLE ALL OVER TOWN 277 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:51,503 TRY TO WIN A SPECIAL VIP TOUR 278 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,605 OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER'S 279 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,006 SECRET HEADQUARTERS. 280 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,142 SO FAR TWO PEOPLE HAVE GUESSED 281 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,276 THE SECRET NUMBER, 282 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:01,980 WHICH LEAVES ONLY ONE SPOT LEFT. 283 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:04,616 HERE'S TRENT WITH MORE DETAILS. 284 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:05,650 TRENT? 285 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,651 >> SHH, DON'T BUG ME. 286 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:09,788 I'M TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER. 287 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,090 OH. 288 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:19,464 ? IT'S MY DECISION ? ? I'M TAKEN TOO FAR ? ? I THINK OF TREASURE ? 289 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,701 ? I THINK OF TREASURE ? ? AND THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ? ? YOU KEEP ME GUESSING ? 290 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,769 ? AND THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ? ? YOU KEEP ME GUESSING ? ? I'LL NEVER LET GO ? 291 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,104 ? YOU KEEP ME GUESSING ? ? I'LL NEVER LET GO ? ? WHAT IS THE NUMBER ? 292 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,039 ? I'LL NEVER LET GO ? ? WHAT IS THE NUMBER ? ? I'M DYING TO KNOW ? 293 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,709 ? WHAT IS THE NUMBER ? ? I'M DYING TO KNOW ? >> GOT TO WIN. 294 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,310 ? I'M DYING TO KNOW ? >> GOT TO WIN. COME ON, BRAIN. 295 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,378 >> GOT TO WIN. COME ON, BRAIN. ? JUST GIVE ME ? 296 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,479 COME ON, BRAIN. ? JUST GIVE ME ? ? ONE MORE CHANCE TO TRY ? 297 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,814 ? JUST GIVE ME ? ? ONE MORE CHANCE TO TRY ? ? CAUSE I'M FEELING SO LUCKY ? 298 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,782 ? ONE MORE CHANCE TO TRY ? ? CAUSE I'M FEELING SO LUCKY ? ? LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE ? 299 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:40,385 ? CAUSE I'M FEELING SO LUCKY ? ? LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE ? ? DON'T NEED A MILLION GUESSES ? 300 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,786 ? LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE ? ? DON'T NEED A MILLION GUESSES ? >> GOT TO KEEP GUESSING. 301 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,054 ? DON'T NEED A MILLION GUESSES ? >> GOT TO KEEP GUESSING. ? AND YOU THINK ? 302 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:43,889 >> GOT TO KEEP GUESSING. ? AND YOU THINK ? ? THAT I CAN'T DO IT ? 303 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,123 ? AND YOU THINK ? ? THAT I CAN'T DO IT ? ? BUT YOU KNOW THAT I MIGHT ? 304 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,525 ? THAT I CAN'T DO IT ? ? BUT YOU KNOW THAT I MIGHT ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER ? 305 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,494 ? BUT YOU KNOW THAT I MIGHT ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER TONIGHT ? 306 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:58,670 ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER ? ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER TONIGHT ? >> CAN'T FEEL FINGERS. 307 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,572 ? I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER TONIGHT ? >> CAN'T FEEL FINGERS. GOT TO... 308 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:04,075 >> CAN'T FEEL FINGERS. GOT TO... STAY AWAKE. 309 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,411 GOT TO... STAY AWAKE. >> I WANT TO MEET CAPTAIN MAN. 310 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,413 STAY AWAKE. >> I WANT TO MEET CAPTAIN MAN. >> I FANCY KID DANGER. 311 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:12,250 >> I WANT TO MEET CAPTAIN MAN. >> I FANCY KID DANGER. >> SO THEN MY UNCLE ROSCO 312 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,184 >> I FANCY KID DANGER. >> SO THEN MY UNCLE ROSCO TELLS MY AUNT SUSAN, 313 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:16,421 >> SO THEN MY UNCLE ROSCO TELLS MY AUNT SUSAN, "OH, NO, BABY, I DIDN'T FORGET. 314 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,422 TELLS MY AUNT SUSAN, "OH, NO, BABY, I DIDN'T FORGET. LOOK, I MADE YOU 315 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,725 "OH, NO, BABY, I DIDN'T FORGET. LOOK, I MADE YOU A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR." 316 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,427 LOOK, I MADE YOU A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR." >> OH, WERE YOU TALKING? 317 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,061 A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR." >> OH, WERE YOU TALKING? >> YOU DIDN'T LISTEN 318 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,496 >> OH, WERE YOU TALKING? >> YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ONE WORD I SAID. 319 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:25,597 >> YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ONE WORD I SAID. >> WELL, SORRY. 320 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,331 TO ONE WORD I SAID. >> WELL, SORRY. I'M JUST REALLY WORRIED 321 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,165 >> WELL, SORRY. I'M JUST REALLY WORRIED THAT JASPER'S GOING 322 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,266 I'M JUST REALLY WORRIED THAT JASPER'S GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST. 323 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:28,867 THAT JASPER'S GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S NOT GOING 324 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,368 TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST. 325 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:30,936 >> HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S BEEN SITTING 326 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:31,736 TO WIN THE CONTEST. >> HE'S BEEN SITTING IN HIS BASEMENT 327 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,571 >> HE'S BEEN SITTING IN HIS BASEMENT FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS 328 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,272 IN HIS BASEMENT FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER. 329 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,574 FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER. >> DUDE, EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW'S 330 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,008 TRYING TO GUESS THE NUMBER. >> DUDE, EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW'S TRYING TO GUESS THAT NUMBER. 331 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,443 >> DUDE, EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW'S TRYING TO GUESS THAT NUMBER. >> YEAH, BUT IF JASPER DOES WIN, 332 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,277 TRYING TO GUESS THAT NUMBER. >> YEAH, BUT IF JASPER DOES WIN, HE'S GOING TO BE DOWN 333 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,345 >> YEAH, BUT IF JASPER DOES WIN, HE'S GOING TO BE DOWN IN THE MAN CAVE WITH ME 334 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,546 HE'S GOING TO BE DOWN IN THE MAN CAVE WITH ME FOR LIKE AN HOUR. 335 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:42,113 IN THE MAN CAVE WITH ME FOR LIKE AN HOUR. >> SO? 336 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,448 FOR LIKE AN HOUR. >> SO? >> WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT-- 337 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,784 >> SO? >> WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT-- SHH. 338 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,384 >> WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT-- SHH. WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT 339 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,786 SHH. WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT I'M KID DANGER? 340 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:48,853 WHAT IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT I'M KID DANGER? >> THE ODDS OF JASPER WINNING 341 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:52,290 THAT I'M KID DANGER? >> THE ODDS OF JASPER WINNING ARE, LIKE, 50 MILLION TO ONE. 342 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,125 >> THE ODDS OF JASPER WINNING ARE, LIKE, 50 MILLION TO ONE. >> ALL RIGHT. 343 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,428 ARE, LIKE, 50 MILLION TO ONE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH, LET'S KEEP UP THE PACE. 344 00:09:56,430 --> 00:10:00,298 >> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH, LET'S KEEP UP THE PACE. COME ON, MY GRANDMA CAN TYPE 345 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,068 >> YEAH, LET'S KEEP UP THE PACE. COME ON, MY GRANDMA CAN TYPE RANDOM NUMBERS FASTER THAN THAT. 346 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,972 COME ON, MY GRANDMA CAN TYPE RANDOM NUMBERS FASTER THAN THAT. >> PIPER, WHAT'S GOING ON? 347 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:07,973 RANDOM NUMBERS FASTER THAN THAT. >> PIPER, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I'M PAYING THESE KIDS 348 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:08,873 >> PIPER, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I'M PAYING THESE KIDS TO HELP ME WIN THE CONTEST 349 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,075 >> I'M PAYING THESE KIDS TO HELP ME WIN THE CONTEST SO I CAN GO TO CAPTAIN MAN 350 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:10,642 TO HELP ME WIN THE CONTEST SO I CAN GO TO CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER'S 351 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:14,579 SO I CAN GO TO CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS. 352 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,947 AND KID DANGER'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE 353 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,148 SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE ANY OF THESE KIDS ARE GOING 354 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,917 >> THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE ANY OF THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO GUESS THE RIGHT NU-- 355 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:19,751 ANY OF THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO GUESS THE RIGHT NU-- >> I GOT IT! 356 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,654 TO GUESS THE RIGHT NU-- >> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER! 357 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,655 >> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> I GOT IT! 358 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,924 I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER! 359 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,159 >> I GOT IT! I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> YAY. 360 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,762 I GUESSED THE NUMBER! >> YAY. >> CAN I HAVE MY LAPTOP BACK? 361 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,830 >> YAY. >> CAN I HAVE MY LAPTOP BACK? >> NO! 362 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,498 >> CAN I HAVE MY LAPTOP BACK? >> NO! MINE NOW! 363 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:37,435 >> NO! MINE NOW! >> I GUESS YOU GUYS 364 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,237 MINE NOW! >> I GUESS YOU GUYS CAN GO HOME NOW. 365 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,305 >> I GUESS YOU GUYS CAN GO HOME NOW. >> NO, WE CAN'T. 366 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,474 CAN GO HOME NOW. >> NO, WE CAN'T. >> PIPER TOOK OUR SHOES. 367 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:47,278 >> NO, WE CAN'T. >> PIPER TOOK OUR SHOES. >> WELL, THREE LUCKY WINNERS 368 00:10:55,735 --> 00:11:00,171 WILL SOON BE VIP GUESTS IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER. 369 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:01,239 IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GREAT 370 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:03,074 OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GREAT OF CAPTAIN MAN TO DO THIS. 371 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:03,808 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GREAT OF CAPTAIN MAN TO DO THIS. >> I WASN'T DONE 372 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:04,809 OF CAPTAIN MAN TO DO THIS. >> I WASN'T DONE READING THE STORY. 373 00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:06,478 >> I WASN'T DONE READING THE STORY. >> OH. SORRY. 374 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,345 READING THE STORY. >> OH. SORRY. >> ARE YOU? 375 00:11:07,347 --> 00:11:07,879 >> OH. SORRY. >> ARE YOU? BECAUSE YOU DO THIS 376 00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:10,515 >> ARE YOU? BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME. 377 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:12,016 BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME. >> DAH. YOU HEAR THAT? 378 00:11:12,018 --> 00:11:13,585 ALL THE TIME. >> DAH. YOU HEAR THAT? THEY LOVE ME NOW. 379 00:11:13,587 --> 00:11:15,987 >> DAH. YOU HEAR THAT? THEY LOVE ME NOW. BOOSH. 380 00:11:15,989 --> 00:11:16,688 THEY LOVE ME NOW. BOOSH. >> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN 381 00:11:16,690 --> 00:11:17,889 BOOSH. >> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE HORRIBLE THING 382 00:11:17,891 --> 00:11:19,023 >> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE HORRIBLE THING YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS' 383 00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:20,091 MENTION THE HORRIBLE THING YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS' LEMONADE STAND. 384 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,025 YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS' LEMONADE STAND. >> I KNOW. 385 00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:24,262 LEMONADE STAND. >> I KNOW. HYAH! 386 00:11:24,264 --> 00:11:25,263 >> I KNOW. HYAH! >> AND YOUR FACEPAGE 387 00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:27,832 HYAH! >> AND YOUR FACEPAGE HAS 4,000 NEW THUMBS UPSES. 388 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,267 >> AND YOUR FACEPAGE HAS 4,000 NEW THUMBS UPSES. >> [ LAUGHS ] 389 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:30,702 HAS 4,000 NEW THUMBS UPSES. >> [ LAUGHS ] THIS WHOLE VIP TOUR THING 390 00:11:30,704 --> 00:11:32,704 >> [ LAUGHS ] THIS WHOLE VIP TOUR THING WAS THE PERFECT IDEA. 391 00:11:32,706 --> 00:11:34,873 THIS WHOLE VIP TOUR THING WAS THE PERFECT IDEA. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 392 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:35,440 WAS THE PERFECT IDEA. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] >> WE GOT TO CANCEL 393 00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:37,275 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] >> WE GOT TO CANCEL THE VIP TOUR THING. 394 00:11:37,277 --> 00:11:38,109 >> WE GOT TO CANCEL THE VIP TOUR THING. >> WHAT? 395 00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:38,710 THE VIP TOUR THING. >> WHAT? >> ONE OF THE WINNERS 396 00:11:38,712 --> 00:11:40,445 >> WHAT? >> ONE OF THE WINNERS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER. 397 00:11:40,447 --> 00:11:41,746 >> ONE OF THE WINNERS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER. >> REALLY? 398 00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:42,414 IS MY LITTLE SISTER, PIPER. >> REALLY? WHO'S SHE GOING TO BRING 399 00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:44,115 >> REALLY? WHO'S SHE GOING TO BRING AS HER GUEST? 400 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:46,117 WHO'S SHE GOING TO BRING AS HER GUEST? SHE GOING TO BRING YOUR MOM? 401 00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:46,684 AS HER GUEST? SHE GOING TO BRING YOUR MOM? >> I DON'T KNOW 402 00:11:46,686 --> 00:11:47,552 SHE GOING TO BRING YOUR MOM? >> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S BRINGING. 403 00:11:47,554 --> 00:11:48,119 >> I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S BRINGING. >> HENRY'S AFRAID 404 00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:48,720 WHO SHE'S BRINGING. >> HENRY'S AFRAID THAT PIPER'S GOING 405 00:11:48,722 --> 00:11:50,088 >> HENRY'S AFRAID THAT PIPER'S GOING TO RECOGNIZE HIM. 406 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:51,389 THAT PIPER'S GOING TO RECOGNIZE HIM. >> OH, NO, SHE WON'T. 407 00:11:51,391 --> 00:11:52,056 TO RECOGNIZE HIM. >> OH, NO, SHE WON'T. >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE 408 00:11:52,058 --> 00:11:53,391 >> OH, NO, SHE WON'T. >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN YOUR KID DANGER SUIT 409 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:54,559 >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN YOUR KID DANGER SUIT AND MASK. 410 00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:55,093 IN YOUR KID DANGER SUIT AND MASK. >> WELL, YEAH, 411 00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:56,294 AND MASK. >> WELL, YEAH, BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE DOWN HERE 412 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,062 >> WELL, YEAH, BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE DOWN HERE WITH US FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR. 413 00:11:58,064 --> 00:11:58,596 BUT SHE'S GOING TO BE DOWN HERE WITH US FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR. >> ALL RIGHT, 414 00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:01,065 WITH US FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR. >> ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN YOUR PANTS. 415 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,600 >> ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN YOUR PANTS. SCHWOZ CAN DISGUISE YOUR FACE. 416 00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:03,968 CALM DOWN YOUR PANTS. SCHWOZ CAN DISGUISE YOUR FACE. >> REALLY? 417 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:04,602 SCHWOZ CAN DISGUISE YOUR FACE. >> REALLY? >> YEAH, I GIVE YOU 418 00:12:04,604 --> 00:12:06,738 >> REALLY? >> YEAH, I GIVE YOU GOOD FACE DISGUISE. 419 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:07,772 >> YEAH, I GIVE YOU GOOD FACE DISGUISE. >> WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE? 420 00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:08,306 GOOD FACE DISGUISE. >> WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE? >> CAN YOU DISGUISE 421 00:12:08,308 --> 00:12:09,974 >> WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE? >> CAN YOU DISGUISE HIS VOICE, TOO? 422 00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:11,810 >> CAN YOU DISGUISE HIS VOICE, TOO? >> EASY. 423 00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:13,945 HIS VOICE, TOO? >> EASY. LOOK. 424 00:12:13,947 --> 00:12:15,413 >> EASY. LOOK. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 425 00:12:15,415 --> 00:12:18,316 LOOK. [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ KID VOICE ] EXCUSE ME. 426 00:12:18,318 --> 00:12:19,117 [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ KID VOICE ] EXCUSE ME. HENRY? 427 00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:21,886 [ KID VOICE ] EXCUSE ME. HENRY? WILL YOU HELP ME FIND MY MOMMY? 428 00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:22,821 HENRY? WILL YOU HELP ME FIND MY MOMMY? >> OOH, QUIT IT. 429 00:12:22,823 --> 00:12:24,656 WILL YOU HELP ME FIND MY MOMMY? >> OOH, QUIT IT. THAT'S SO CREEPY. 430 00:12:24,658 --> 00:12:25,957 >> OOH, QUIT IT. THAT'S SO CREEPY. >> WILL YOU BUY ME A PONY? 431 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:26,558 THAT'S SO CREEPY. >> WILL YOU BUY ME A PONY? >> AAH. 432 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,759 >> WILL YOU BUY ME A PONY? >> AAH. >> STOP THAT. 433 00:12:27,761 --> 00:12:34,065 >> AAH. >> STOP THAT. >> PLEASE? 434 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,800 >> STOP THAT. >> PLEASE? >> NO. 435 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:36,935 >> PLEASE? >> NO. >> BUT IT'S MY DREAM TO SEE 436 00:12:36,937 --> 00:12:38,436 >> NO. >> BUT IT'S MY DREAM TO SEE CAPTAIN MAN'S HEADQUARTERS. 437 00:12:38,438 --> 00:12:41,406 >> BUT IT'S MY DREAM TO SEE CAPTAIN MAN'S HEADQUARTERS. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR GUEST. 438 00:12:41,408 --> 00:12:41,906 CAPTAIN MAN'S HEADQUARTERS. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR GUEST. >> WILL YOU WEAR 439 00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:43,975 PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR GUEST. >> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? 440 00:12:43,977 --> 00:12:45,343 >> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I DON'T KNOW. 441 00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:48,179 WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I DON'T KNOW. MY MOM USUALLY PICKS MY OUTFITS. 442 00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:49,514 >> I DON'T KNOW. MY MOM USUALLY PICKS MY OUTFITS. >> WILL YOU WEAR 443 00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:51,749 MY MOM USUALLY PICKS MY OUTFITS. >> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? 444 00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:52,817 >> WILL YOU WEAR WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I... 445 00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:53,451 WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO WEAR? >> I... >> YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS 446 00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:54,452 >> I... >> YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO ANSWER. 447 00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:55,119 >> YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO ANSWER. ONE... 448 00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:55,620 TO ANSWER. ONE... >> WAIT. 449 00:12:55,622 --> 00:12:56,154 ONE... >> WAIT. >> TWO... 450 00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:56,955 >> WAIT. >> TWO... >> YES, I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. 451 00:12:56,957 --> 00:12:59,924 >> TWO... >> YES, I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. 452 00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:01,593 >> YES, I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. >> FINE. 453 00:13:01,595 --> 00:13:03,294 I'LL WEAR ANYTHING. >> FINE. YOU CAN BE MY GUEST. 454 00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:04,696 >> FINE. YOU CAN BE MY GUEST. >> YES. 455 00:13:04,698 --> 00:13:05,964 YOU CAN BE MY GUEST. >> YES. ALL RIGHT. 456 00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:07,031 >> YES. ALL RIGHT. WHOO. 457 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,666 ALL RIGHT. WHOO. YEAH. 458 00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,969 WHOO. YEAH. OH. 459 00:13:10,971 --> 00:13:12,604 YEAH. OH. >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 460 00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:13,838 OH. >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? >> I'M GOING TO BE PIPER'S GUEST 461 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,139 >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? >> I'M GOING TO BE PIPER'S GUEST WHEN SHE GOES TO CAPTAIN MAN'S 462 00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:17,509 >> I'M GOING TO BE PIPER'S GUEST WHEN SHE GOES TO CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS. 463 00:13:17,511 --> 00:13:20,311 WHEN SHE GOES TO CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> GYAH. 464 00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:21,145 SECRET HEADQUARTERS. >> GYAH. THAT'S GREAT, MAN. 465 00:13:21,147 --> 00:13:22,614 >> GYAH. THAT'S GREAT, MAN. GYAH. 466 00:13:22,616 --> 00:13:34,292 THAT'S GREAT, MAN. GYAH. >> HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 467 00:13:34,294 --> 00:13:41,032 GYAH. >> HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> WHOA. 468 00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:44,335 >> HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. >> WHOA. WOW. 469 00:13:44,337 --> 00:13:45,403 >> WHOA. WOW. >> HOW DO I LOOK? 470 00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:47,305 WOW. >> HOW DO I LOOK? >> COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE. 471 00:13:47,307 --> 00:13:48,239 >> HOW DO I LOOK? >> COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE. >> GOOD. 472 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:48,973 >> COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE. >> GOOD. >> WAIT. 473 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:50,174 >> GOOD. >> WAIT. WHAT ABOUT HIS VOICE? 474 00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:53,378 >> WAIT. WHAT ABOUT HIS VOICE? >> OH, YEAH. 475 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,812 WHAT ABOUT HIS VOICE? >> OH, YEAH. NOW, SING THE LITTLE 476 00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:56,581 >> OH, YEAH. NOW, SING THE LITTLE PEA POD SONG. 477 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,382 NOW, SING THE LITTLE PEA POD SONG. >> [ LOW VOICE ] 478 00:13:57,384 --> 00:13:59,250 PEA POD SONG. >> [ LOW VOICE ] ? I'M A LITTLE PEA POD ? 479 00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:01,052 >> [ LOW VOICE ] ? I'M A LITTLE PEA POD ? ? GREEN AND FLAT ? 480 00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:03,054 ? I'M A LITTLE PEA POD ? ? GREEN AND FLAT ? ? SQUEEZE ME IN THE MIDDLE ? 481 00:14:03,056 --> 00:14:05,690 ? GREEN AND FLAT ? ? SQUEEZE ME IN THE MIDDLE ? ? AND SQUIRT OUT MY BEANS ? 482 00:14:05,692 --> 00:14:11,829 ? SQUEEZE ME IN THE MIDDLE ? ? AND SQUIRT OUT MY BEANS ? OH, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY. 483 00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:13,231 ? AND SQUIRT OUT MY BEANS ? OH, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY. >> HENRY, GOOD LUCK. 484 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,232 OH, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY. >> HENRY, GOOD LUCK. CHARLOTTE, LET'S GO. 485 00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:14,699 >> HENRY, GOOD LUCK. CHARLOTTE, LET'S GO. >> OKAY. 486 00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:15,099 CHARLOTTE, LET'S GO. >> OKAY. >> WHOA. 487 00:14:15,101 --> 00:14:16,100 >> OKAY. >> WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING CHARLOTTE? 488 00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:16,701 >> WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING CHARLOTTE? >> TO PICK UP MY SISTER 489 00:14:16,703 --> 00:14:17,702 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING CHARLOTTE? >> TO PICK UP MY SISTER FROM THE AIRPORT. 490 00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:18,102 >> TO PICK UP MY SISTER FROM THE AIRPORT. >> YOUR SISTER 491 00:14:18,104 --> 00:14:19,170 FROM THE AIRPORT. >> YOUR SISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE A HORSE? 492 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:22,040 >> YOUR SISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE A HORSE? >> YEAH, THAT ONE. 493 00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:22,874 WHO LOOKS LIKE A HORSE? >> YEAH, THAT ONE. >> COME ON. 494 00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:23,541 >> YEAH, THAT ONE. >> COME ON. IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY 495 00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:24,375 >> COME ON. IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY THAT YOUR OWN SISTER 496 00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:26,110 IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY THAT YOUR OWN SISTER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. 497 00:14:26,112 --> 00:14:28,680 THAT YOUR OWN SISTER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. >> SHOW HER A PIC. 498 00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:32,717 LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. >> SHOW HER A PIC. >> OH. 499 00:14:32,719 --> 00:14:33,217 >> SHOW HER A PIC. >> OH. >> THAT IS ONE 500 00:14:33,219 --> 00:14:36,054 >> OH. >> THAT IS ONE CRAZY LOOKING LADY. 501 00:14:36,056 --> 00:14:38,189 >> THAT IS ONE CRAZY LOOKING LADY. >> HER NAME IS WINNIE. 502 00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:40,058 CRAZY LOOKING LADY. >> HER NAME IS WINNIE. >> FOR REAL? 503 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,192 >> HER NAME IS WINNIE. >> FOR REAL? >> WINNIE. 504 00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:42,927 >> FOR REAL? >> WINNIE. >> [ WHINNIES ] 505 00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:57,575 >> WINNIE. >> [ WHINNIES ] >> HEY, IF WE GET 506 00:14:57,577 --> 00:14:58,876 >> [ WHINNIES ] >> HEY, IF WE GET PULLED OVER BY A COP, 507 00:14:58,878 --> 00:14:59,711 >> HEY, IF WE GET PULLED OVER BY A COP, SWITCH PLACES WITH ME 508 00:14:59,713 --> 00:15:02,547 PULLED OVER BY A COP, SWITCH PLACES WITH ME REAL QUICK, OKAY? 509 00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:03,314 SWITCH PLACES WITH ME REAL QUICK, OKAY? >> WHY? 510 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:04,749 REAL QUICK, OKAY? >> WHY? >> BECAUSE I'M NOT LEGALLY 511 00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:07,251 >> WHY? >> BECAUSE I'M NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRIVE. 512 00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:07,819 >> BECAUSE I'M NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRIVE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE 513 00:15:07,821 --> 00:15:09,787 ALLOWED TO DRIVE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE? 514 00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:11,456 >> YOU DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE? >> NO, I DO. I DO. 515 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,423 A DRIVER'S LICENSE? >> NO, I DO. I DO. BUT IT SAYS I HAVE TO BE 516 00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:13,391 >> NO, I DO. I DO. BUT IT SAYS I HAVE TO BE WEARING MY GLASSES 517 00:15:13,393 --> 00:15:15,760 BUT IT SAYS I HAVE TO BE WEARING MY GLASSES BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT. 518 00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:17,295 WEARING MY GLASSES BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT. >> YOU CAN'T SEE? 519 00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:19,430 BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT. >> YOU CAN'T SEE? >> NO, I CAN SEE. 520 00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:24,636 >> YOU CAN'T SEE? >> NO, I CAN SEE. LIKE, I KNOW WE'RE IN A CAR. 521 00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:26,337 >> NO, I CAN SEE. LIKE, I KNOW WE'RE IN A CAR. >> CAN YOU SEE THOSE TRASH CANS? 522 00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:27,572 LIKE, I KNOW WE'RE IN A CAR. >> CAN YOU SEE THOSE TRASH CANS? >> HUH? 523 00:15:27,574 --> 00:15:34,178 >> CAN YOU SEE THOSE TRASH CANS? >> HUH? >> I'LL TRY TO WARN YOU SOONER 524 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:35,246 >> HUH? >> I'LL TRY TO WARN YOU SOONER NEXT TIME. 525 00:15:35,248 --> 00:15:37,115 >> I'LL TRY TO WARN YOU SOONER NEXT TIME. >> YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT. 526 00:15:37,117 --> 00:15:48,126 NEXT TIME. >> YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT. >> HEY, THERE. 527 00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:49,427 >> YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT. >> HEY, THERE. WE GOT YOU. 528 00:15:49,429 --> 00:15:50,495 >> HEY, THERE. WE GOT YOU. ALL RIGHT. 529 00:15:50,497 --> 00:15:52,263 WE GOT YOU. ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO. 530 00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:55,266 ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO. ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. 531 00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:56,668 THERE WE GO. ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. OKAY, CONTEST WINNERS 532 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:57,869 ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. OKAY, CONTEST WINNERS AND GUESTS. 533 00:15:57,871 --> 00:16:01,873 OKAY, CONTEST WINNERS AND GUESTS. DROP YOUR SACKS. 534 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:05,009 AND GUESTS. DROP YOUR SACKS. >> WELCOME TO THE MAN CAVE. 535 00:16:05,011 --> 00:16:07,478 DROP YOUR SACKS. >> WELCOME TO THE MAN CAVE. >> WOW. 536 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,479 >> WELCOME TO THE MAN CAVE. >> WOW. I'M JASPER. 537 00:16:08,481 --> 00:16:09,313 >> WOW. I'M JASPER. REMEMBER ME? 538 00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:11,182 I'M JASPER. REMEMBER ME? >> YEAH. 539 00:16:11,184 --> 00:16:12,450 REMEMBER ME? >> YEAH. WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? 540 00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:16,154 >> YEAH. WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? >> OH, SHE MADE ME. 541 00:16:16,156 --> 00:16:17,488 WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? >> OH, SHE MADE ME. >> NICE. 542 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:18,723 >> OH, SHE MADE ME. >> NICE. CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM ME? 543 00:16:18,725 --> 00:16:21,225 >> NICE. CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM ME? >> OH, SURE. 544 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:21,826 CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM ME? >> OH, SURE. >> OF COURSE YOU PEOPLE 545 00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:23,361 >> OH, SURE. >> OF COURSE YOU PEOPLE ALL KNOW MY SIDEKICK. 546 00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:24,896 >> OF COURSE YOU PEOPLE ALL KNOW MY SIDEKICK. >> KID DANGER. 547 00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:26,164 ALL KNOW MY SIDEKICK. >> KID DANGER. >> THAT'S RIGHT. 548 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:26,831 >> KID DANGER. >> THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE REALLY EXCITED 549 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,033 >> THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE REALLY EXCITED TO SHOW YOU THE MAN CAVE. 550 00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:29,834 WE'RE REALLY EXCITED TO SHOW YOU THE MAN CAVE. >> WHAT'S WRONG 551 00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:31,235 TO SHOW YOU THE MAN CAVE. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE? 552 00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:33,237 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE? >> AND YOUR FACE? 553 00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:34,172 WITH YOUR VOICE? >> AND YOUR FACE? >> HE-- 554 00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:36,841 >> AND YOUR FACE? >> HE-- >> I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. 555 00:16:36,843 --> 00:16:38,342 >> HE-- >> I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. >> NOW, YOU TWO I'VE MET BEFORE, 556 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,010 >> I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. >> NOW, YOU TWO I'VE MET BEFORE, BUT... 557 00:16:39,012 --> 00:16:40,344 >> NOW, YOU TWO I'VE MET BEFORE, BUT... >> WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? 558 00:16:40,346 --> 00:16:48,386 BUT... >> WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? >> AND YOU? 559 00:16:48,388 --> 00:16:49,921 >> WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? >> AND YOU? >> I'M DENNIS. 560 00:16:49,923 --> 00:16:53,891 >> AND YOU? >> I'M DENNIS. I COLLECT CELEBRITY SOCKS. 561 00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:55,359 >> I'M DENNIS. I COLLECT CELEBRITY SOCKS. >> WHERE'S YOUR GUEST? 562 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,862 I COLLECT CELEBRITY SOCKS. >> WHERE'S YOUR GUEST? >> I CAME ALONE. 563 00:16:57,864 --> 00:16:58,563 >> WHERE'S YOUR GUEST? >> I CAME ALONE. THIS SOCK BELONGED 564 00:16:58,565 --> 00:17:00,198 >> I CAME ALONE. THIS SOCK BELONGED TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE. 565 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:04,669 THIS SOCK BELONGED TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE. >> WOW. THAT'S COOL. 566 00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:05,536 TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE. >> WOW. THAT'S COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL, MAN. 567 00:17:05,538 --> 00:17:07,839 >> WOW. THAT'S COOL. >> THAT'S REALLY COOL, MAN. >> NOT AT ALL WEIRD. 568 00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,107 >> THAT'S REALLY COOL, MAN. >> NOT AT ALL WEIRD. >> SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS 569 00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:11,008 >> NOT AT ALL WEIRD. >> SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR WEAPONS? 570 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:14,545 >> SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR WEAPONS? >> WE'RE GOING 571 00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:16,180 KEEP YOUR WEAPONS? >> WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THOSE LATER. 572 00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:17,749 >> WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THOSE LATER. >> GOOD. 573 00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:20,184 TO SHOW YOU THOSE LATER. >> GOOD. >> HEY. 574 00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,053 >> GOOD. >> HEY. WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU DOING THERE? 575 00:17:22,055 --> 00:17:22,887 >> HEY. WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU DOING THERE? >> AH! 576 00:17:22,889 --> 00:17:25,389 WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU DOING THERE? >> AH! >> OOH! 577 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:26,557 >> AH! >> OOH! >> GUYS? 578 00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:28,459 >> OOH! >> GUYS? WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE TOUR. 579 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:31,429 >> GUYS? WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE TOUR. THIS ISN'T PART-- 580 00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:34,065 WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE TOUR. THIS ISN'T PART-- OKAY, THE REST OF YOU, THIS WAY. 581 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:45,309 THIS ISN'T PART-- OKAY, THE REST OF YOU, THIS WAY. >> SO... 582 00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:47,311 OKAY, THE REST OF YOU, THIS WAY. >> SO... HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? 583 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:48,212 >> SO... HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? >> BAD. 584 00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:50,481 HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? >> BAD. THEY GAVE ME NO SNACKS. 585 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,750 >> BAD. THEY GAVE ME NO SNACKS. SCHWOZ, YOU BRING ME A SNACK? 586 00:17:52,752 --> 00:17:54,152 THEY GAVE ME NO SNACKS. SCHWOZ, YOU BRING ME A SNACK? >> YEAH, YEAH. 587 00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:55,253 SCHWOZ, YOU BRING ME A SNACK? >> YEAH, YEAH. CHARLOTTE, THERE'S SOME 588 00:17:55,255 --> 00:17:57,922 >> YEAH, YEAH. CHARLOTTE, THERE'S SOME SUGAR CUBES IN THAT BAG THERE. 589 00:17:57,924 --> 00:17:59,457 CHARLOTTE, THERE'S SOME SUGAR CUBES IN THAT BAG THERE. >> OKAY. 590 00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:06,597 SUGAR CUBES IN THAT BAG THERE. >> OKAY. HERE YOU GO. 591 00:18:06,599 --> 00:18:09,100 >> OKAY. HERE YOU GO. OH. 592 00:18:09,102 --> 00:18:10,635 HERE YOU GO. OH. OH, HER TONGUE FEELS WEIRD 593 00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:13,571 OH. OH, HER TONGUE FEELS WEIRD ON MY HAND. 594 00:18:13,573 --> 00:18:15,573 OH, HER TONGUE FEELS WEIRD ON MY HAND. >> TELL ME ABOUT IT. 595 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,275 ON MY HAND. >> TELL ME ABOUT IT. [ WHINNY LAUGHS ] 596 00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:32,590 >> TELL ME ABOUT IT. [ WHINNY LAUGHS ] >> OKAY, DENNIS, YOUR TURN. 597 00:18:32,592 --> 00:18:40,031 [ WHINNY LAUGHS ] >> OKAY, DENNIS, YOUR TURN. I'M OKAY. 598 00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:44,302 >> OKAY, DENNIS, YOUR TURN. I'M OKAY. THANK YOU. 599 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:45,002 I'M OKAY. THANK YOU. NOW THAT YOU'VE ALL HAD 600 00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:48,206 THANK YOU. NOW THAT YOU'VE ALL HAD A CHANCE TO BREAK A CHAIR ON ME, 601 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,140 NOW THAT YOU'VE ALL HAD A CHANCE TO BREAK A CHAIR ON ME, LET'S GO CHECK OUT-- 602 00:18:49,142 --> 00:18:51,876 A CHANCE TO BREAK A CHAIR ON ME, LET'S GO CHECK OUT-- >> YOUR WEAPONS? 603 00:18:51,878 --> 00:18:54,045 LET'S GO CHECK OUT-- >> YOUR WEAPONS? >> YEAH. OUR WEAPONS. 604 00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:55,646 >> YOUR WEAPONS? >> YEAH. OUR WEAPONS. >> YES. 605 00:18:55,648 --> 00:19:07,692 >> YEAH. OUR WEAPONS. >> YES. >> NOW, THESE ARE SOME 606 00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,126 >> YES. >> NOW, THESE ARE SOME OF OUR BEST WEAPONS 607 00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,494 >> NOW, THESE ARE SOME OF OUR BEST WEAPONS THAT KID DANGER AND I USE 608 00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:12,196 OF OUR BEST WEAPONS THAT KID DANGER AND I USE FOR CRIME FIGHTING. 609 00:19:12,198 --> 00:19:13,898 THAT KID DANGER AND I USE FOR CRIME FIGHTING. >> WHAT'S THAT HOT DOG FOR? 610 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,833 FOR CRIME FIGHTING. >> WHAT'S THAT HOT DOG FOR? >> AH. 611 00:19:15,835 --> 00:19:16,567 >> WHAT'S THAT HOT DOG FOR? >> AH. IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG, 612 00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:18,069 >> AH. IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG, DOESN'T IT? 613 00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:18,836 IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG, DOESN'T IT? WE CALL THIS 614 00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:21,505 DOESN'T IT? WE CALL THIS THE "COVERT WEINER." 615 00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:23,207 WE CALL THIS THE "COVERT WEINER." >> COVERT WEINER? 616 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:24,642 THE "COVERT WEINER." >> COVERT WEINER? >> YES. 617 00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:27,011 >> COVERT WEINER? >> YES. KID DANGER? 618 00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:28,312 >> YES. KID DANGER? YOU SEE, HE APPEARS TO BE 619 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:29,313 KID DANGER? YOU SEE, HE APPEARS TO BE A NORMAL CITIZEN 620 00:19:29,315 --> 00:19:32,049 YOU SEE, HE APPEARS TO BE A NORMAL CITIZEN JUST ENJOYING A HOT DOG. 621 00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:35,186 A NORMAL CITIZEN JUST ENJOYING A HOT DOG. >> WHAT A TASTY HOT DOG. 622 00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:36,520 JUST ENJOYING A HOT DOG. >> WHAT A TASTY HOT DOG. >> BUT WATCH THIS. 623 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,656 >> WHAT A TASTY HOT DOG. >> BUT WATCH THIS. KID DANGER, BAD GUY OVER THERE! 624 00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:40,391 >> BUT WATCH THIS. KID DANGER, BAD GUY OVER THERE! >> FREEZE, SUCKER! 625 00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:45,997 KID DANGER, BAD GUY OVER THERE! >> FREEZE, SUCKER! >> WHOA! 626 00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:46,831 >> FREEZE, SUCKER! >> WHOA! >> AWESOME! 627 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,867 >> WHOA! >> AWESOME! >> YES! 628 00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:50,368 >> AWESOME! >> YES! >> YES, 629 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:51,736 >> YES! >> YES, IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. 630 00:19:51,738 --> 00:19:53,571 >> YES, IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. ANY ONE PERSON COULD USE 631 00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:55,539 IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. ANY ONE PERSON COULD USE THIS WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE 632 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,541 ANY ONE PERSON COULD USE THIS WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE ARMY OF A SMALL COUNTRY. 633 00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,376 THIS WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE ARMY OF A SMALL COUNTRY. >> CAN I SEE IT? 634 00:19:58,378 --> 00:19:59,877 ARMY OF A SMALL COUNTRY. >> CAN I SEE IT? >> YEAH, SURE. 635 00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:03,581 >> CAN I SEE IT? >> YEAH, SURE. >> OKAY, NOBODY MOVE! 636 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:07,051 >> YEAH, SURE. >> OKAY, NOBODY MOVE! >> HE'S GOT THE WEINER! 637 00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:07,952 >> OKAY, NOBODY MOVE! >> HE'S GOT THE WEINER! >> PUT THAT HOT DOG DOWN, 638 00:20:07,954 --> 00:20:08,719 >> HE'S GOT THE WEINER! >> PUT THAT HOT DOG DOWN, DENNIS! 639 00:20:08,721 --> 00:20:09,754 >> PUT THAT HOT DOG DOWN, DENNIS! >> NO! 640 00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:13,224 DENNIS! >> NO! >> YOU SICK LONER! 641 00:20:13,226 --> 00:20:14,458 >> NO! >> YOU SICK LONER! >> DON'T DO IT! 642 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:19,397 >> YOU SICK LONER! >> DON'T DO IT! NOW, ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME, 643 00:20:19,399 --> 00:20:20,598 >> DON'T DO IT! NOW, ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME, THIS WEIRDLY DRESSED KID 644 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,199 NOW, ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME, THIS WEIRDLY DRESSED KID GETS IT. 645 00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:23,434 THIS WEIRDLY DRESSED KID GETS IT. >> ALL RIGHT, DENNIS, 646 00:20:23,436 --> 00:20:25,236 GETS IT. >> ALL RIGHT, DENNIS, JUST RELAX. 647 00:20:25,238 --> 00:20:26,304 >> ALL RIGHT, DENNIS, JUST RELAX. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 648 00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:27,071 JUST RELAX. EVERYTHING'S FINE. >> DON'T TALK TO ME 649 00:20:27,073 --> 00:20:29,073 EVERYTHING'S FINE. >> DON'T TALK TO ME IN A CALMING VOICE! 650 00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:29,807 >> DON'T TALK TO ME IN A CALMING VOICE! JUST TELL ME THE FASTEST WAY 651 00:20:29,809 --> 00:20:31,108 IN A CALMING VOICE! JUST TELL ME THE FASTEST WAY OUT OF HERE! 652 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,410 JUST TELL ME THE FASTEST WAY OUT OF HERE! >> ALL RIGHT. 653 00:20:32,412 --> 00:20:34,245 OUT OF HERE! >> ALL RIGHT. JUST STEP UP THERE AND A TUBE 654 00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:36,314 >> ALL RIGHT. JUST STEP UP THERE AND A TUBE WILL COME DOWN OVER YOU. 655 00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:37,081 JUST STEP UP THERE AND A TUBE WILL COME DOWN OVER YOU. >> AND THEN YOU JUST SAY 656 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,750 WILL COME DOWN OVER YOU. >> AND THEN YOU JUST SAY "UP THE TUBE." 657 00:20:39,752 --> 00:20:46,223 >> AND THEN YOU JUST SAY "UP THE TUBE." >> UP THE TUBE! 658 00:20:46,225 --> 00:20:50,428 "UP THE TUBE." >> UP THE TUBE! >> YOU LET HIM GET AWAY! 659 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:51,929 >> UP THE TUBE! >> YOU LET HIM GET AWAY! >> DID I? 660 00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:53,431 >> YOU LET HIM GET AWAY! >> DID I? OVERRIDE. 661 00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:54,432 >> DID I? OVERRIDE. [ ALARM BEEPING ] 662 00:20:54,434 --> 00:20:55,466 OVERRIDE. [ ALARM BEEPING ] >> REVERSE SUCKAGE. 663 00:20:55,468 --> 00:20:57,001 [ ALARM BEEPING ] >> REVERSE SUCKAGE. >> DOUBLE POWER. 664 00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,971 >> REVERSE SUCKAGE. >> DOUBLE POWER. >> OH! 665 00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:00,905 >> DOUBLE POWER. >> OH! >> UP THE TUBE! 666 00:21:00,907 --> 00:21:02,773 >> OH! >> UP THE TUBE! >> NO, WAIT! 667 00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:05,009 >> UP THE TUBE! >> NO, WAIT! >> DOWN THE TUBE! 668 00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:05,843 >> NO, WAIT! >> DOWN THE TUBE! >> UGH! 669 00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:07,611 >> DOWN THE TUBE! >> UGH! >> TUBE UP! 670 00:21:07,613 --> 00:21:11,415 >> UGH! >> TUBE UP! RIGHT TUBE DOWN! 671 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:13,851 >> TUBE UP! RIGHT TUBE DOWN! >> NO, WAIT, OW! 672 00:21:13,853 --> 00:21:14,952 RIGHT TUBE DOWN! >> NO, WAIT, OW! >> GET THE COVERT WEINER. 673 00:21:14,954 --> 00:21:16,454 >> NO, WAIT, OW! >> GET THE COVERT WEINER. >> YEP. 674 00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:20,458 >> GET THE COVERT WEINER. >> YEP. >> NICE GOING, KID DANGER. 675 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:23,794 >> YEP. >> NICE GOING, KID DANGER. >> JUST DOING MY JOB, BROTHER. 676 00:21:23,796 --> 00:21:26,097 >> NICE GOING, KID DANGER. >> JUST DOING MY JOB, BROTHER. >> AND NOW, TRIPLE SEQUENCE. 677 00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:27,131 >> JUST DOING MY JOB, BROTHER. >> AND NOW, TRIPLE SEQUENCE. TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, 678 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:29,300 >> AND NOW, TRIPLE SEQUENCE. TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN... 679 00:21:29,302 --> 00:21:30,034 TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN... GO. 680 00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:32,136 TUBE DOWN, TUBE UP, TUBE DOWN... GO. >> PLEASE TURN OFF THE--OW! 681 00:21:32,138 --> 00:21:34,271 GO. >> PLEASE TURN OFF THE--OW! HEY--OW! 682 00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:38,275 >> PLEASE TURN OFF THE--OW! HEY--OW! I CAN'T TAKE IT--OW! 683 00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:39,610 HEY--OW! I CAN'T TAKE IT--OW! >> HEY, REMEMBER WHEN 684 00:21:39,612 --> 00:21:40,644 I CAN'T TAKE IT--OW! >> HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SMASHED THAT LEMONADE STAND 685 00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:42,480 >> HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SMASHED THAT LEMONADE STAND AND EVERYBODY WAS MAD AT YOU? 686 00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:43,381 YOU SMASHED THAT LEMONADE STAND AND EVERYBODY WAS MAD AT YOU? >> YEAH. 687 00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:43,981 AND EVERYBODY WAS MAD AT YOU? >> YEAH. THAT SEEMS LIKE 688 00:21:43,983 --> 00:21:45,816 >> YEAH. THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO. 689 00:21:45,818 --> 00:21:47,485 THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO. >> RIGHT? 690 00:21:47,586 --> 00:22:01,198 [ OVEN BELL ] 691 00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:05,798 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62183

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