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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:05,070 >> BUY A FRUIT BAR. 2 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:07,139 OKAY. 3 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:09,808 BUY A FRUIT BAR. 4 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,710 OKAY. 5 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,712 BUY A FRUIT BAR. 6 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,114 OKAY. 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:17,116 BUY A FRUIT BAR. 8 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,717 >> WHY? 9 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:19,385 >> I'M RAISING MONEY 10 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:20,119 FOR MY SCOUT TROOP. 11 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,554 BUY A FRUIT BAR. 12 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:23,756 >> I DON'T WANT A FRUIT BAR. 13 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,224 >> OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE ONE. 14 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:26,425 >> NO, I REALLY HA-- 15 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,226 NO, I DON'T-- 16 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:30,429 OKAY. 17 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,397 >> HEY, GUYS. 18 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:32,798 COME SEE WHAT I GOT. 19 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,066 >> IT'S GOING TO BE A BUCKET. 20 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:35,134 >> MAYBE IT WON'T BE. 21 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,169 >> IT'S GOING TO BE A BUCKET. 22 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:39,405 >> LOOK WHAT I GOT 23 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:41,807 FROM THE BUCKET HUT. 24 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,242 >> YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER BUCKET. 25 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:44,777 >> I TOLD YOU. 26 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,512 >> THIS ONES'S REALLY SPECIAL. 27 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:47,579 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT. SO-- 28 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,448 >> OOH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL. 29 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:50,149 HELLO? 30 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,819 OH, HEY. 31 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:54,586 >> I KNOW YOU'RE JUST 32 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:58,857 TALKING INTO A FRUIT BAR. 33 00:00:58,925 --> 00:00:59,758 >> JUST TELL ME 34 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:00,793 ABOUT YOUR BUCKET. 35 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:03,095 >> OKAY. 36 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:07,099 IT'S MAGNETIC. 37 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,600 >> WHOA. 38 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,302 WHO KNEW WE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY? 39 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,437 >> YEAH. 40 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:12,171 >> HEY, HEY, HEY. 41 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:12,771 SHE'S COMING. 42 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:13,439 HERE SHE COMES. 43 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:16,175 >> WHO'S COM-- 44 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,212 OH, MAN. 45 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,613 >> GO TALK TO HER. 46 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:22,614 >> WHO? BIANCA? 47 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:23,382 >> YEAH. 48 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,551 YOU KNOW YOU LIKE HER. 49 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:25,818 >> YEAH. 50 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,120 >> BUT HENRY LIKES CHLOE. 51 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,324 >> HE'S NOT GOING TO SEE CHLOE FOR MONTHS. >> HOW COME? 52 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,392 FOR MONTHS. >> HOW COME? >> SHE'S DOING THAT REALITY SHOW 53 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:34,126 >> HOW COME? >> SHE'S DOING THAT REALITY SHOW "KIDS IN THE WOODS." 54 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,495 >> SHE'S DOING THAT REALITY SHOW "KIDS IN THE WOODS." >> WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 55 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,797 "KIDS IN THE WOODS." >> WHAT'S IT ABOUT? >> KIDS IN THE WOODS. 56 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:42,468 >> WHAT'S IT ABOUT? >> KIDS IN THE WOODS. >> OH. GREAT TITLE. 57 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,136 >> KIDS IN THE WOODS. >> OH. GREAT TITLE. >> OOH LOOK, BIANCA'S ALONE. 58 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,871 >> OH. GREAT TITLE. >> OOH LOOK, BIANCA'S ALONE. >> OKAY. 59 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,107 >> OOH LOOK, BIANCA'S ALONE. >> OKAY. I'M GOING IN. 60 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:17,536 >> YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HER. >> I LET MY EYES DO THE TALKING. >> YEAH. 61 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:21,140 >> I LET MY EYES DO THE TALKING. >> YEAH. AND THEY SAID, DUH, DUH-DE-DUH. 62 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:42,294 [ YELLING ] [ THUD ] [ DING ] 63 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:46,698 [ THUD ] [ DING ] >> HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE POOPS? 64 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,267 [ DING ] >> HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE POOPS? >> WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. 65 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,202 >> HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE POOPS? >> WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. >> WHA? 66 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,704 >> WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. >> WHA? >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE. 67 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,206 >> WHA? >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE. >> YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE. 68 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,274 >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE. >> YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE. >> WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. 69 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,875 >> YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE. >> WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. >> WELL, IT'S STILL BAD FOR ME. 70 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,710 >> WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. >> WELL, IT'S STILL BAD FOR ME. WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO 71 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,746 >> WELL, IT'S STILL BAD FOR ME. WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO WHEN YOU'RE ALL DEAD? 72 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:01,647 WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO WHEN YOU'RE ALL DEAD? >> WHOA, WHOA. 73 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,981 WHEN YOU'RE ALL DEAD? >> WHOA, WHOA. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 74 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,684 >> WHOA, WHOA. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? >> THAT. 75 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:12,891 >> WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT IS A SUPER VOLCANO 50 MILES BELOW THE SURFACE 76 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,627 >> THAT IS A SUPER VOLCANO 50 MILES BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH, 77 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,895 50 MILES BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH, RIGHT UNDER THIS TOWN. 78 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,630 OF THE EARTH, RIGHT UNDER THIS TOWN. >> OH. 79 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,498 RIGHT UNDER THIS TOWN. >> OH. HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK 80 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,233 >> OH. HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD GET MY TEETH WHITENED? 81 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:22,801 HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD GET MY TEETH WHITENED? >> HENRY. 82 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,435 I SHOULD GET MY TEETH WHITENED? >> HENRY. >> YOUR TEETH? 83 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,469 >> HENRY. >> YOUR TEETH? >> ARE YOU CRAZY? 84 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,837 >> YOUR TEETH? >> ARE YOU CRAZY? TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO 85 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,739 >> ARE YOU CRAZY? TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP LIKE A BIG, 86 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:28,907 TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP LIKE A BIG, RED-HOT THROBBING PIMPLE. 87 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,008 IS GOING TO POP LIKE A BIG, RED-HOT THROBBING PIMPLE. >> EW. 88 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,411 RED-HOT THROBBING PIMPLE. >> EW. >> BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA 89 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,579 >> EW. >> BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND 90 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:34,947 >> BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING. 91 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:35,847 WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING. >> YOU MEAN MELT 92 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:36,915 AND MELT EVERYTHING. >> YOU MEAN MELT ALL OF SWELLVIEW? 93 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,651 >> YOU MEAN MELT ALL OF SWELLVIEW? >> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD. 94 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,419 ALL OF SWELLVIEW? >> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD. >> BUT I JUST ORDERED 95 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,921 >> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD. >> BUT I JUST ORDERED A NEW BIKE ONLINE. 96 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,423 >> BUT I JUST ORDERED A NEW BIKE ONLINE. >> WHEN DOES IT GET HERE? 97 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:48,660 A NEW BIKE ONLINE. >> WHEN DOES IT GET HERE? >> NEXT WEEK. 98 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:49,261 >> WHEN DOES IT GET HERE? >> NEXT WEEK. OH, MAN. 99 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,430 >> NEXT WEEK. OH, MAN. THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO END? 100 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,464 OH, MAN. THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO END? YOU'RE SURE OF THIS? 101 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,498 THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO END? YOU'RE SURE OF THIS? >> YES. 102 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,366 YOU'RE SURE OF THIS? >> YES. >> SCHWOZ HAS BEEN WATCHING 103 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:54,933 >> YES. >> SCHWOZ HAS BEEN WATCHING THE VOLCANO, 104 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,268 >> SCHWOZ HAS BEEN WATCHING THE VOLCANO, MONITORING THE VIBRATIONS, 105 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,636 THE VOLCANO, MONITORING THE VIBRATIONS, AND DOING 106 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,605 MONITORING THE VIBRATIONS, AND DOING ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS. 107 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:00,038 AND DOING ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS. >> HOW MUCH TIME 108 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,942 ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS. >> HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT? 109 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,043 >> HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT? >> JUST UNDER TWO DAYS. 110 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,945 DO WE HAVE LEFT? >> JUST UNDER TWO DAYS. >> OH, OH, JEEZ. 111 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,780 >> JUST UNDER TWO DAYS. >> OH, OH, JEEZ. I GOT TO GO TELL MY MOM AND DAD. 112 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,615 >> OH, OH, JEEZ. I GOT TO GO TELL MY MOM AND DAD. AND MY COUSINS. 113 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,016 I GOT TO GO TELL MY MOM AND DAD. AND MY COUSINS. AND EVERYONE. 114 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:27,966 YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID, "HENRY, COME BACK." >> IT'S BETTER IF PEOPLE 115 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,701 "HENRY, COME BACK." >> IT'S BETTER IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE VOLCANO. 116 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:30,502 >> IT'S BETTER IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE VOLCANO. >> WHY? 117 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:31,036 DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE VOLCANO. >> WHY? >> SO THEY CAN SPEND 118 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:31,803 >> WHY? >> SO THEY CAN SPEND THEIR LAST TWO DAYS 119 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,572 >> SO THEY CAN SPEND THEIR LAST TWO DAYS LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES. 120 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:34,539 THEIR LAST TWO DAYS LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES. >> RIGHT. 121 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,474 LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES. >> RIGHT. ENJOYING THE SIMPLE, 122 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,408 >> RIGHT. ENJOYING THE SIMPLE, IMPORTANT THINGS 123 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,478 ENJOYING THE SIMPLE, IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE PETTING THEIR DOGS, 124 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,846 IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE PETTING THEIR DOGS, AND WATCHING TELEVISION, 125 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,481 LIKE PETTING THEIR DOGS, AND WATCHING TELEVISION, AND GOING ON THE INTERNET 126 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,915 AND WATCHING TELEVISION, AND GOING ON THE INTERNET AND EXPRESSING STRONG OPINIONS 127 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:44,583 AND GOING ON THE INTERNET AND EXPRESSING STRONG OPINIONS BASED ON LITTLE 128 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,486 AND EXPRESSING STRONG OPINIONS BASED ON LITTLE OR NO KNOWLEDGE OR INFORMATION. 129 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,888 BASED ON LITTLE OR NO KNOWLEDGE OR INFORMATION. >> I DO THAT. 130 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:50,989 OR NO KNOWLEDGE OR INFORMATION. >> I DO THAT. >> WELL, IF I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS 131 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,525 >> I DO THAT. >> WELL, IF I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT ON THIS EARTH, 132 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,327 >> WELL, IF I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT ON THIS EARTH, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 133 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:01,767 A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND A SPOON. >> A GALLON OF ICE CREAM 134 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,335 AND A SPOON. >> A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND A SPOON. 135 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,609 >> OH, COME ON, CHARLOTTE. YOU CAN'T SPEND YOUR LAST TWO DAYS ON EARTH 136 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,611 YOU CAN'T SPEND YOUR LAST TWO DAYS ON EARTH JUST STUFFING YOUR FACE. 137 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,813 YOUR LAST TWO DAYS ON EARTH JUST STUFFING YOUR FACE. >> YES, I CAN. 138 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:21,019 >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. 139 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,954 >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. 140 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:23,855 AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, 141 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,924 >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. 142 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:26,391 >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! 143 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,960 HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE 144 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:29,594 AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET 145 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,063 >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. 146 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:32,864 AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 147 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:33,465 A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT 148 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,400 >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. 149 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:35,867 NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... 150 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,102 THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... 151 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,537 WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. 152 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:39,571 >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. 153 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,639 >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. 154 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:41,940 >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT 155 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,041 >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO 156 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,876 IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. 157 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:45,977 BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. 158 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,079 IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. 159 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:48,480 >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... 160 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,548 >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER 161 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,415 >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... 162 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,049 >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S 163 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,384 TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. 164 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:52,818 >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. 165 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:53,618 SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. 166 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,887 >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. 167 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:56,521 >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD. 168 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:12,037 >> CALL IT. 169 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,606 >> UP THE TUBE! 170 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:15,841 OH, MY BOOT. 171 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:16,074 >> HA! 172 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:19,478 >> NO. 173 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,980 NO. 174 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,248 NO. 175 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,117 BAD. 176 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:26,485 OKAY. 177 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,387 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 178 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,157 >> HI, HONEY. 179 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:32,891 I DYED MY HAIR BROWN 180 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,159 AND THEN I FINISHED 181 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,595 CUTTING DOWN THAT OLD TREE. 182 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,397 >> NICE. 183 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:39,297 DID YOU GET THE STUMP OUT? 184 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,832 >> NOT YET. 185 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,299 >> WELL, YOU GOT 186 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:45,570 TO GET THE STUMP OUT. 187 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:48,473 >> PIPER, WHY ARE YOU THROWING 188 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,942 ALL THAT FOOD IN THE TRASH? 189 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,344 >> BECAUSE ALL THESE FOODS 190 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,112 CONTAIN GLUTEN. 191 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,447 >> YEAH, SO? 192 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,616 >> I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT. 193 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:01,453 >> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 194 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,055 YOU'RE GLUTEN INTOLERANT? 195 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:09,428 >> MY FRIEND MARLA CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS 196 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,363 CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL, 197 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:12,030 AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL, AND THERE'S LOTS 198 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,465 I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL, AND THERE'S LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES 199 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,033 AND THERE'S LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD. 200 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:18,970 OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD. AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING. 201 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:19,604 WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD. AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING. >> WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN'T 202 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,372 AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING. >> WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK 203 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:22,441 >> WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. 204 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,209 TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. >> WHAT IS THIS? 205 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,511 YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE 206 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:27,279 >> WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE 207 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,113 >> OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I 208 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,347 OF WEDDING CAKE FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I GOT MARRIED. 209 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:29,848 FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I GOT MARRIED. >> GLUTEN. 210 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,956 >> PIPER, IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN, WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU 211 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,159 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN, WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU TO A DOCTOR TO GET AN OPINION. 212 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:41,893 WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU TO A DOCTOR TO GET AN OPINION. >> FINE. 213 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,395 TO A DOCTOR TO GET AN OPINION. >> FINE. BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT. 214 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:44,329 >> FINE. BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT. >> I WILL. 215 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,664 BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT. >> I WILL. >> GOOD. 216 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,305 >> HEY, GUYS, I'M HOME FROM WORK. >> HI, BABY. 217 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,373 I'M HOME FROM WORK. >> HI, BABY. >> HEY, HEN. 218 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,208 >> HI, BABY. >> HEY, HEN. >> HEY, I THINK I'M GOING 219 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,375 >> HEY, HEN. >> HEY, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE IF CHUCK 220 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:00,579 >> HEY, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE IF CHUCK WANTS TO WATCH "PITCH PERFECT." 221 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,581 TO GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE IF CHUCK WANTS TO WATCH "PITCH PERFECT." >> BYE. 222 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,415 WANTS TO WATCH "PITCH PERFECT." >> BYE. >> I THINK I'M GOING TO GET 223 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:04,649 >> BYE. >> I THINK I'M GOING TO GET SOME MORE BROWN HAIR DYE. 224 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:08,420 >> I THINK I'M GOING TO GET SOME MORE BROWN HAIR DYE. >> BYE. 225 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:09,087 SOME MORE BROWN HAIR DYE. >> BYE. >> HEY, HEY, WAIT. 226 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:09,588 >> BYE. >> HEY, HEY, WAIT. WAIT UP, GUYS. 227 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,156 >> HEY, HEY, WAIT. WAIT UP, GUYS. >> WHAT? 228 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:11,590 WAIT UP, GUYS. >> WHAT? >> WHATCHA NEED? 229 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,592 >> WHAT? >> WHATCHA NEED? >> WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE A FAMILY 230 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:17,329 >> WHATCHA NEED? >> WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE A FAMILY AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER NOW, 231 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,699 >> WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE A FAMILY AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER NOW, BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WON'T BE. 232 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,167 AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER NOW, BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WON'T BE. SO, CAN'T WE ALL JUST 233 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:26,338 BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WON'T BE. SO, CAN'T WE ALL JUST HANG OUT AND TALK? 234 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:26,671 SO, CAN'T WE ALL JUST HANG OUT AND TALK? >> WHY? 235 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,339 HANG OUT AND TALK? >> WHY? >> NO. 236 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:27,906 >> WHY? >> NO. >> GROSS. 237 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:36,181 >> TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP. >> BILLIONS OF TONS 238 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,249 THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP. >> BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW 239 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:37,716 >> BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND 240 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,184 OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING. 241 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,687 FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING. >> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD. 242 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,190 AND MELT EVERYTHING. >> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD. >> HEY, HENRY. 243 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,360 >> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD. >> HEY, HENRY. >> YOU EVER LOOK AT THE STARS? 244 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,095 >> HEY, HENRY. >> YOU EVER LOOK AT THE STARS? >> HUH? 245 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:50,962 >> YOU EVER LOOK AT THE STARS? >> HUH? >> STARS ARE AMAZING. 246 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,098 >> HUH? >> STARS ARE AMAZING. THOUSANDS OF TWINKLING 247 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:53,732 >> STARS ARE AMAZING. THOUSANDS OF TWINKLING LITTLE LIGHTS 248 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,767 THOUSANDS OF TWINKLING LITTLE LIGHTS SHINING IN THE NIGHT SKY. 249 00:08:55,769 --> 00:09:01,206 LITTLE LIGHTS SHINING IN THE NIGHT SKY. >> ALL RIGHT. 250 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,774 SHINING IN THE NIGHT SKY. >> ALL RIGHT. >> I LOVE YOU, MAN. 251 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,977 >> ALL RIGHT. >> I LOVE YOU, MAN. >> OKAY, DUDE. 252 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,379 >> I LOVE YOU, MAN. >> OKAY, DUDE. HEY. 253 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,079 >> OKAY, DUDE. HEY. WANT TO SEE A PIC 254 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:08,547 HEY. WANT TO SEE A PIC OF MY NEW BUCKET 255 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,981 WANT TO SEE A PIC OF MY NEW BUCKET THAT I POSTED ONLINE? 256 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:13,151 OF MY NEW BUCKET THAT I POSTED ONLINE? >> NO, NOT REALLY. 257 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,554 THAT I POSTED ONLINE? >> NO, NOT REALLY. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 258 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,288 >> NO, NOT REALLY. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> NOBODY CARES 259 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,089 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB BUCKETS. 260 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:22,327 >> NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB BUCKETS. [ GASPS ] 261 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,628 ABOUT YOUR DUMB BUCKETS. [ GASPS ] >> WHA, WHA, WHA. 262 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,634 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? >> WHAT? >> FIRST YOU TELL ME 263 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:30,235 >> WHAT? >> FIRST YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, 264 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,337 >> FIRST YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, THEN YOU SCREAM AT ME. 265 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,440 YOU LOVE ME, THEN YOU SCREAM AT ME. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY MOM. 266 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,342 THEN YOU SCREAM AT ME. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY MOM. >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 267 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:40,512 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY MOM. >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN. IT'S JUST LIFE IS SHORT AND-- 268 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:41,179 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN. IT'S JUST LIFE IS SHORT AND-- >> HEY, GUYS. 269 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,582 IT'S JUST LIFE IS SHORT AND-- >> HEY, GUYS. >> HERE COMES CHARLOTTE. 270 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:50,188 >> WHAT'S UP? >> YOU WENT TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER? 271 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:50,689 >> YOU WENT TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER? >> YUP. 272 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,324 TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER? >> YUP. >> SINCE WHEN DO YOU EAT 273 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:53,024 >> YUP. >> SINCE WHEN DO YOU EAT CHILI CHEESEBURGERS? 274 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,426 >> SINCE WHEN DO YOU EAT CHILI CHEESEBURGERS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING 275 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,695 CHILI CHEESEBURGERS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING IN GREAT SHAPE FOR THAT 10K RUN. 276 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,430 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING IN GREAT SHAPE FOR THAT 10K RUN. >> I WAS. 277 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,133 NOW I'M EATING THIS. 278 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,738 >> CAN I? >> YEAH, GET IN THERE. 279 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:19,284 >> THESE HAVE PICKLES ON THEM. >> SO? >> I THOUGHT YOU BOTH 280 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,719 >> SO? >> I THOUGHT YOU BOTH HATED PICKLES. 281 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,520 >> I THOUGHT YOU BOTH HATED PICKLES. >> WELL, ONE DAY, JASPER, 282 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,555 HATED PICKLES. >> WELL, ONE DAY, JASPER, WE MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE 283 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:24,856 >> WELL, ONE DAY, JASPER, WE MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE TO LOVE OR HATE PICKLES. 284 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,626 WE MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE TO LOVE OR HATE PICKLES. SO WHILE I AM HERE, I'M GOING 285 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,728 TO LOVE OR HATE PICKLES. SO WHILE I AM HERE, I'M GOING TO GIVE PICKLES A CHANCE. 286 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,831 SO WHILE I AM HERE, I'M GOING TO GIVE PICKLES A CHANCE. >> ME TOO. 287 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,567 TO GIVE PICKLES A CHANCE. >> ME TOO. >> OKAY, PICKLES ARE GROSS. 288 00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,202 >> ME TOO. >> OKAY, PICKLES ARE GROSS. >> I CAN'T EAT THIS PICKLE. 289 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,809 >> LET'S GET TO IT, SCHWOZ, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 290 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:53,251 >> COME ON, RAY, WHY I HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS? >> I TOLD YOU. 291 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,252 WHY I HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS? >> I TOLD YOU. I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER 292 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,153 >> I TOLD YOU. I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER THAT ONE DAY I'D LEARN 293 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,888 I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER THAT ONE DAY I'D LEARN HOW TO DANCE THE JITTERBUG. 294 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,658 THAT ONE DAY I'D LEARN HOW TO DANCE THE JITTERBUG. AND IN 42 HOURS 295 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,525 HOW TO DANCE THE JITTERBUG. AND IN 42 HOURS THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY LEFT 296 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,593 AND IN 42 HOURS THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY LEFT ON EARTH TO PRACTICE WITH. 297 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,595 THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY LEFT ON EARTH TO PRACTICE WITH. NOW, COME ON. 298 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:04,729 ON EARTH TO PRACTICE WITH. NOW, COME ON. [ BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS ] 299 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,473 AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 300 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:40,198 >> BUY A FRUIT BAR. HEY. BUY A FRUIT BAR. 301 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,866 HEY. BUY A FRUIT BAR. >> YEAH. 302 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:42,767 BUY A FRUIT BAR. >> YEAH. I'LL TAKE A FRUIT BAR. 303 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:51,376 >> THAT'LL BE TWO DOLLARS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL TAKE TWO MORE 304 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,777 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL TAKE TWO MORE OF YOUR FRUIT BARS. 305 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,782 >> I TAKE CASH OR CHECKS. 306 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,954 >> I'M GOING OVER THERE. >> NO. YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS 307 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,155 >> NO. YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH MITCH BILSKY. 308 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,657 YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH MITCH BILSKY. HE'S BIG AND CRAZY. 309 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:06,958 WITH MITCH BILSKY. HE'S BIG AND CRAZY. >> HE'S PICKING ON OLIVER. 310 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,826 HE'S BIG AND CRAZY. >> HE'S PICKING ON OLIVER. >> SO? 311 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,794 >> HE'S PICKING ON OLIVER. >> SO? OLIVER DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE IT. 312 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,735 >> LOOK, WE ONLY HAVE 28 HOURS LEFT BEFORE THAT VOLCANO 313 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:17,836 28 HOURS LEFT BEFORE THAT VOLCANO DESTROYS THE WHOLE WORLD 314 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:18,436 BEFORE THAT VOLCANO DESTROYS THE WHOLE WORLD ON FRIDAY. 315 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:18,903 DESTROYS THE WHOLE WORLD ON FRIDAY. >> I KNOW, BUT-- 316 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,438 ON FRIDAY. >> I KNOW, BUT-- >> I'M NOT HOLDING 317 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,639 >> I KNOW, BUT-- >> I'M NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK ANYMORE. 318 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,307 >> I'M NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK ANYMORE. I TOLD JASPER 319 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,508 ANYTHING BACK ANYMORE. I TOLD JASPER I DON'T LIKE BUCKETS, 320 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,809 I TOLD JASPER I DON'T LIKE BUCKETS, I ATE FIVE CHILI CHEESEBURGERS 321 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,745 I DON'T LIKE BUCKETS, I ATE FIVE CHILI CHEESEBURGERS AFTER DINNER LAST NIGHT, 322 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,946 I ATE FIVE CHILI CHEESEBURGERS AFTER DINNER LAST NIGHT, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO STAND UP 323 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,681 AFTER DINNER LAST NIGHT, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO STAND UP TO THE BIGGEST JERK IN SCHOOL. 324 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,783 AND NOW, I'M GOING TO STAND UP TO THE BIGGEST JERK IN SCHOOL. I FEAR NO MAN. 325 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,320 HEY, MITCH! 326 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,957 I THINK YOU DROPPED THIS. 327 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:49,300 >> OKAY, HART. NOW... YOU AND ME 328 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,802 NOW... YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO FIGHT. 329 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:51,936 YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO FIGHT. >> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD 330 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,172 ARE GOING TO FIGHT. >> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD GET YOUR TEETH WHITENED. 331 00:12:55,074 --> 00:13:00,011 >> IF YOU GUYS FIGHT HERE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY TEACHERS IN FIVE SECONDS. 332 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,646 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY TEACHERS IN FIVE SECONDS. >> YEAH. 333 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,181 BY TEACHERS IN FIVE SECONDS. >> YEAH. >> IT'S TRUE. 334 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:10,388 >> MONDAY, AFTER SCHOOL IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND THAT JEWISH CHURCH. 335 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,891 AFTER SCHOOL IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND THAT JEWISH CHURCH. >> THEY'RE CALLED SYNAGOGUES, 336 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,527 BEHIND THAT JEWISH CHURCH. >> THEY'RE CALLED SYNAGOGUES, IDIOT. 337 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:16,694 >> THEY'RE CALLED SYNAGOGUES, IDIOT. >> WHATEVER. 338 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,396 IDIOT. >> WHATEVER. MONDAY AFTER SCHOOL 339 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,899 >> WHATEVER. MONDAY AFTER SCHOOL BEHIND THE CINDERDOG. 340 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,469 MONDAY AFTER SCHOOL BEHIND THE CINDERDOG. >> ON MONDAY? 341 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,970 BEHIND THE CINDERDOG. >> ON MONDAY? YEAH, SURE, DUDE. 342 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,305 >> ON MONDAY? YEAH, SURE, DUDE. LET'S FIGHT ON MONDAY. 343 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,207 YEAH, SURE, DUDE. LET'S FIGHT ON MONDAY. SOUNDS GOOD. 344 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:37,549 >> COME ON. >> HEY, MITCH! I TAKE CREDIT CARDS. 345 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,663 HEY, HENRY. 346 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,234 >> WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> YOU WANT TO COME ICE FISHING WITH ME 347 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,570 >> YOU WANT TO COME ICE FISHING WITH ME A WEEK FROM SATURDAY? 348 00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,171 ICE FISHING WITH ME A WEEK FROM SATURDAY? >> OLIVER, EVERY MONTH 349 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,005 A WEEK FROM SATURDAY? >> OLIVER, EVERY MONTH YOU ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO 350 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,574 >> OLIVER, EVERY MONTH YOU ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU. 351 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,709 YOU ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU. AND WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME? 352 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,543 ICE FISHING WITH YOU. AND WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME? >> WHEN I ASK IN PERSON, 353 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,679 AND WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME? >> WHEN I ASK IN PERSON, YOU SAY NO. 354 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:08,646 >> WHEN I ASK IN PERSON, YOU SAY NO. >> RIGHT. 355 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,214 YOU SAY NO. >> RIGHT. >> AND WHEN I TEXT YOU, 356 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,014 >> RIGHT. >> AND WHEN I TEXT YOU, YOU JUST PRETEND 357 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,317 >> AND WHEN I TEXT YOU, YOU JUST PRETEND YOU NEVER GOT THE TEXT. 358 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,519 YOU JUST PRETEND YOU NEVER GOT THE TEXT. >> EXACTLY. 359 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,854 YOU NEVER GOT THE TEXT. >> EXACTLY. NOW, GUESS WHAT? 360 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:16,754 >> EXACTLY. NOW, GUESS WHAT? >> WHAT? 361 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,655 NOW, GUESS WHAT? >> WHAT? >> I'D LOVE TO GO 362 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,256 >> WHAT? >> I'D LOVE TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU 363 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,158 >> I'D LOVE TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU A WEEK FROM SATURDAY. 364 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,527 ICE FISHING WITH YOU A WEEK FROM SATURDAY. >> SERIOUSLY? 365 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,528 A WEEK FROM SATURDAY. >> SERIOUSLY? >> YEP. 366 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:23,995 >> SERIOUSLY? >> YEP. >> HENRY HART, 367 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,064 >> YEP. >> HENRY HART, YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. 368 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:36,341 >> ICE FISHING WITH OLIVER? >> A WEEK FROM SATURDAY, THE WORLD WON'T EVEN BE HERE. 369 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:40,278 >> A WEEK FROM SATURDAY, THE WORLD WON'T EVEN BE HERE. >> YEAH, I KNOW. 370 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,579 THE WORLD WON'T EVEN BE HERE. >> YEAH, I KNOW. >> WHAT ARE YOU EATING? 371 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,213 >> YEAH, I KNOW. >> WHAT ARE YOU EATING? >> A STICK OF BUTTER 372 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,549 >> WHAT ARE YOU EATING? >> A STICK OF BUTTER WITH SPRINKLES. 373 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:44,883 >> A STICK OF BUTTER WITH SPRINKLES. >> WHY? 374 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,852 WITH SPRINKLES. >> WHY? >> WHY NOT? 375 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:48,887 >> WHY? >> WHY NOT? HEY, HEY. 376 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,054 >> WHY NOT? HEY, HEY. THERE'S BIANCA. 377 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,089 HEY, HEY. THERE'S BIANCA. GO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER. 378 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,857 THERE'S BIANCA. GO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER. >> WHAT'S THE POINT? 379 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:53,725 GO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER. >> WHAT'S THE POINT? NONE OF US ARE GOING TO EXIST 380 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,792 >> WHAT'S THE POINT? NONE OF US ARE GOING TO EXIST AFTER TOMORROW. 381 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,261 NONE OF US ARE GOING TO EXIST AFTER TOMORROW. >> YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL HER, 382 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,128 AFTER TOMORROW. >> YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL HER, MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO KISS HER 383 00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:01,232 >> YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL HER, MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO KISS HER BEFORE, YOU KNOW... 384 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:14,779 >> HEY, BIANCA! >> OH, HI, HENRY! >> I LIKE YOU. 385 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,580 >> OH, HI, HENRY! >> I LIKE YOU. AND I DON'T JUST MEAN 386 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,782 >> I LIKE YOU. AND I DON'T JUST MEAN "I LIKE YOU," 387 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,819 AND I DON'T JUST MEAN "I LIKE YOU," I MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE YOU. 388 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,954 "I LIKE YOU," I MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE YOU. >> COOL. 389 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,789 I MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE YOU. >> COOL. ANYTHING ELSE? 390 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,924 >> COOL. ANYTHING ELSE? >> NAH. 391 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,392 ANYTHING ELSE? >> NAH. YES. 392 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,260 >> NAH. YES. I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU 393 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,296 YES. I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT. 394 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,265 I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT. >> WITH EVERYONE WATCHING? 395 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,300 IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT. >> WITH EVERYONE WATCHING? >> YEAH. 396 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:35,967 >> WITH EVERYONE WATCHING? >> YEAH. LET'S SHOW THEM 397 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,869 >> YEAH. LET'S SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE, SON. 398 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,378 >> HOW DO YOU FEEL? >> FEEL GOOD. 399 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,857 >> OKAY, PIPER, I WENT OVER EVERYTHING WITH OUR DIETITIAN. 400 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,025 I WENT OVER EVERYTHING WITH OUR DIETITIAN. >> WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? 401 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:01,793 WITH OUR DIETITIAN. >> WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? >> THAT YOU CAN EAT 402 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,361 >> WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? >> THAT YOU CAN EAT ALL THE GLUTEN YOU WANT. 403 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,930 >> THAT YOU CAN EAT ALL THE GLUTEN YOU WANT. >> WHAT? 404 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:06,831 ALL THE GLUTEN YOU WANT. >> WHAT? >> YOU SEE? 405 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,632 >> WHAT? >> YOU SEE? >> NO, I DON'T SEE. 406 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,300 >> YOU SEE? >> NO, I DON'T SEE. I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. 407 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,970 >> NO, I DON'T SEE. I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. I TOLD YOU, BREAD MAKES ME SICK. 408 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:12,770 I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. I TOLD YOU, BREAD MAKES ME SICK. >> BUT YOU ALSO SAID 409 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:13,638 I TOLD YOU, BREAD MAKES ME SICK. >> BUT YOU ALSO SAID YOU LOVE SPAGHETTI. 410 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,373 >> BUT YOU ALSO SAID YOU LOVE SPAGHETTI. >> SO? 411 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,107 YOU LOVE SPAGHETTI. >> SO? >> DOES SPAGHETTI 412 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,208 >> SO? >> DOES SPAGHETTI MAKE YOU FEEL SICK? 413 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:17,942 >> DOES SPAGHETTI MAKE YOU FEEL SICK? >> NO, IT MAKES ME 414 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,311 MAKE YOU FEEL SICK? >> NO, IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL. 415 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,846 >> NO, IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL. >> WELL, SPAGHETTI 416 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,281 FEEL POWERFUL. >> WELL, SPAGHETTI IS FULL OF GLUTEN. 417 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,148 >> WELL, SPAGHETTI IS FULL OF GLUTEN. AND SINCE IT DOESN'T 418 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,149 IS FULL OF GLUTEN. AND SINCE IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SICK, 419 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:25,950 AND SINCE IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SICK, YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM 420 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:26,851 MAKE YOU SICK, YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN. 421 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:27,852 YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN. >> BUT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS 422 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:28,286 WITH GLUTEN. >> BUT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS IN MY CLASS 423 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,387 >> BUT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS IN MY CLASS SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. 424 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,822 IN MY CLASS SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. AND LOTS 425 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,990 SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. AND LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES 426 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,225 AND LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE IT. 427 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,026 OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE IT. >> PIPER, GLUTEN 428 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:35,960 SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE IT. >> PIPER, GLUTEN IS A REAL PROBLEM 429 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:36,828 >> PIPER, GLUTEN IS A REAL PROBLEM FOR SOME PEOPLE 430 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,329 IS A REAL PROBLEM FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE GLUTEN SENSITIVE, 431 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,331 FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE GLUTEN SENSITIVE, BUT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU. 432 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,700 WHO ARE GLUTEN SENSITIVE, BUT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU. IN FACT, 433 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,969 BUT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU. IN FACT, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. 434 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,904 IN FACT, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. >> WHAT IS IT? 435 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,173 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. >> WHAT IS IT? >> A GLUTEN POT PIE. 436 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,343 >> WHAT IS IT? >> A GLUTEN POT PIE. >> OOH, I LOVE POT PIE. 437 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,044 >> A GLUTEN POT PIE. >> OOH, I LOVE POT PIE. >> WELL, THIS ONE 438 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,079 >> OOH, I LOVE POT PIE. >> WELL, THIS ONE IS LOADED WITH GLUTEN, 439 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,314 >> WELL, THIS ONE IS LOADED WITH GLUTEN, WHICH MAKES IT PERFECT 440 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,715 IS LOADED WITH GLUTEN, WHICH MAKES IT PERFECT FOR LITTLE PIPER. 441 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,851 WHICH MAKES IT PERFECT FOR LITTLE PIPER. >> WELL, THANKS A LOT, DOC. 442 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,019 FOR LITTLE PIPER. >> WELL, THANKS A LOT, DOC. THANKS FOR RUINING 443 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,921 >> WELL, THANKS A LOT, DOC. THANKS FOR RUINING MY SOCIAL LIFE. 444 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,223 THANKS FOR RUINING MY SOCIAL LIFE. >> PIPER! 445 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,824 MY SOCIAL LIFE. >> PIPER! I'LL BE IN THE CAR! 446 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,835 [ BEEPING ] 447 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:27,745 >> WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? >> IN THE MAN-COPTER... >> FLYING OVER SWELLVIEW 448 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,880 >> IN THE MAN-COPTER... >> FLYING OVER SWELLVIEW LOOKING AROUND... 449 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,115 >> FLYING OVER SWELLVIEW LOOKING AROUND... >> ONE LAST TIME. 450 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,750 LOOKING AROUND... >> ONE LAST TIME. >> NICE. 451 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,451 >> ONE LAST TIME. >> NICE. >> YEAH, I GUESS. 452 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,352 >> NICE. >> YEAH, I GUESS. >> EH. 453 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:44,095 >> HEY, PEOPLES, LOOK IT. I GOT MEMBERSHIP TO MUSCLE WORKS. 454 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,463 I GOT MEMBERSHIP TO MUSCLE WORKS. >> YOU JOINED A GYM? 455 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,230 TO MUSCLE WORKS. >> YOU JOINED A GYM? >> YEAH. 456 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,232 >> YOU JOINED A GYM? >> YEAH. I PAID FOR FIVE YEARS UP FRONT, 457 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,767 >> YEAH. I PAID FOR FIVE YEARS UP FRONT, WHICH GOT ME TWO PERCENT OFF 458 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,436 I PAID FOR FIVE YEARS UP FRONT, WHICH GOT ME TWO PERCENT OFF AND THIS TANK TOP. 459 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,738 WHICH GOT ME TWO PERCENT OFF AND THIS TANK TOP. >> NO, NO, SCHWOZ, 460 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,106 AND THIS TANK TOP. >> NO, NO, SCHWOZ, WHY DID YOU PAY 461 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:55,873 >> NO, NO, SCHWOZ, WHY DID YOU PAY FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP 462 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:56,441 WHY DID YOU PAY FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP WHEN YOU KNOW THE WORLD 463 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,909 FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP WHEN YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS GOING TO END TOMORROW? 464 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:58,309 WHEN YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS GOING TO END TOMORROW? >> YEAH, WHY? 465 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,410 IS GOING TO END TOMORROW? >> YEAH, WHY? >> YEAH, WH-- 466 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,246 >> YEAH, WHY? >> YEAH, WH-- >> YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET MY TEXT? 467 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:02,880 >> YEAH, WH-- >> YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET MY TEXT? >> WHAT TEXT? 468 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:03,448 >> YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET MY TEXT? >> WHAT TEXT? >> WHAT TEXT? 469 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,049 >> WHAT TEXT? >> WHAT TEXT? >> WELL, YOU KNOW 470 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:05,550 >> WHAT TEXT? >> WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I FIGURED OUT 471 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,751 >> WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I FIGURED OUT THAT THE SUPER VOLCANO 472 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,986 HOW I FIGURED OUT THAT THE SUPER VOLCANO GO KABOOM TOMORROW? 473 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:09,487 THAT THE SUPER VOLCANO GO KABOOM TOMORROW? >> YEAH. 474 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,088 GO KABOOM TOMORROW? >> YEAH. >> UH-HUH. 475 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,055 >> YEAH. >> UH-HUH. >> IT'S NOT GOING 476 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,423 >> UH-HUH. >> IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW. 477 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,058 >> IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW. >> THEN WHEN? 478 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:19,063 TO HAPPEN TOMORROW. >> THEN WHEN? >> IN ABOUT 17 MILLION YEARS. 479 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,299 >> THEN WHEN? >> IN ABOUT 17 MILLION YEARS. I SWEAR I SENT YOU A TEXT. 480 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,944 >> (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. 481 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,177 HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! 482 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,278 (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. 483 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:34,512 HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! 484 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,279 (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. 485 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,180 HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! 486 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:36,981 (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. 487 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,082 HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! 488 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:53,598 >> HEY, BUDDY. >> OH, HEY, HEN. >> I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 489 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,868 >> OH, HEY, HEN. >> I GOT YOU SOMETHING. >> A BICENTENNIAL BUCKET? 490 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:57,502 >> I GOT YOU SOMETHING. >> A BICENTENNIAL BUCKET? >> YEP. 491 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:01,606 >> A BICENTENNIAL BUCKET? >> YEP. VINTAGE FROM 1976. 492 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,942 >> YEP. VINTAGE FROM 1976. >> WOW. 493 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:05,843 VINTAGE FROM 1976. >> WOW. BUT YOU SAID NOBODY CARES 494 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,112 >> WOW. BUT YOU SAID NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY DUMB BUCKETS. 495 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,447 BUT YOU SAID NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY DUMB BUCKETS. >> YEAH. 496 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,882 ABOUT MY DUMB BUCKETS. >> YEAH. LISTEN... 497 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,017 >> YEAH. LISTEN... I WAS JUST JEALOUS 498 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,285 LISTEN... I WAS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE 499 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,553 I WAS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH A COOL BUCKET COLLECTION, 500 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:19,390 BECAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH A COOL BUCKET COLLECTION, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY. 501 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,026 SUCH A COOL BUCKET COLLECTION, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY. >> THANKS, MAN. 502 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,227 AND I DON'T HAVE ANY. >> THANKS, MAN. HEY, GUYS! 503 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,562 >> THANKS, MAN. HEY, GUYS! CHECK OUT MY NEW BUCKET! 504 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,297 HEY, GUYS! CHECK OUT MY NEW BUCKET! [ GROANING ] 505 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:33,638 >> AH. MITCH. >> YOU KNOW 506 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,372 MITCH. >> YOU KNOW OUR LITTLE APPOINTMENT 507 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,240 >> YOU KNOW OUR LITTLE APPOINTMENT TO FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY? 508 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,341 OUR LITTLE APPOINTMENT TO FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY? >> OH, YEAH. 509 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,142 TO FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY? >> OH, YEAH. >> WELL, I CAN'T MAKE IT 510 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,010 >> OH, YEAH. >> WELL, I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MONDAY. 511 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,345 >> WELL, I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MONDAY. I'M GETTING MY TEETH WHITENED. 512 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,180 ON MONDAY. I'M GETTING MY TEETH WHITENED. >> OH. 513 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,482 I'M GETTING MY TEETH WHITENED. >> OH. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 514 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,250 >> OH. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. >> NO IT'S NOT. 515 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,185 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. >> NO IT'S NOT. EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL'S 516 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:47,919 >> NO IT'S NOT. EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL'S AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW 517 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:48,586 EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL'S AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW IN THE AUDITORIUM. 518 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,588 AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW IN THE AUDITORIUM. >> ARE THEY? 519 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,522 IN THE AUDITORIUM. >> ARE THEY? >> YEAH, DUDE. 520 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,326 >> ARE THEY? >> YEAH, DUDE. SO LET'S RUN IT RIGHT NOW. 521 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:04,168 >> ALL RIGHT. I'LL FIGHT YOU. JUST... 522 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:04,569 I'LL FIGHT YOU. JUST... I'M JUST GOING 523 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,670 JUST... I'M JUST GOING TO STRETCH A LITTLE. 524 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,538 I'M JUST GOING TO STRETCH A LITTLE. >> HE'S GONNA STRETCH A LITTLE. 525 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,873 TO STRETCH A LITTLE. >> HE'S GONNA STRETCH A LITTLE. >> YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM. 526 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,175 >> HE'S GONNA STRETCH A LITTLE. >> YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM. HE'LL MURDER YOU. 527 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:11,876 >> YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM. HE'LL MURDER YOU. >> NOT IF I ZAP HIM 528 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,511 HE'LL MURDER YOU. >> NOT IF I ZAP HIM WITH THIS FIRST. 529 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,412 >> NOT IF I ZAP HIM WITH THIS FIRST. >> YOU KNOW RAY SAYS 530 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,279 WITH THIS FIRST. >> YOU KNOW RAY SAYS YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO USE 531 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,414 >> YOU KNOW RAY SAYS YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR KID DANGER STUFF 532 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,882 YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR KID DANGER STUFF FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS. 533 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,583 YOUR KID DANGER STUFF FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS. >> I KNOW. 534 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,052 FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS. >> I KNOW. BUT HE NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T. 535 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,687 >> I KNOW. BUT HE NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T. >> UGH. 536 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,589 BUT HE NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T. >> UGH. >> ZAP HIM BEFORE HE HITS ME. 537 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,556 >> UGH. >> ZAP HIM BEFORE HE HITS ME. >> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 538 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,692 >> ZAP HIM BEFORE HE HITS ME. >> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. UGH. 539 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,229 >> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. UGH. >> ALL RIGHT, MITCH. 540 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,597 UGH. >> ALL RIGHT, MITCH. IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, 541 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,900 >> ALL RIGHT, MITCH. IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN WHY DON'T YOU AND I JUST... 542 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,602 IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN WHY DON'T YOU AND I JUST... AND I'M OFF THE GROUND. 543 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:43,941 >> AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL SOME PAIN. >> YES. 544 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:44,642 TO FEEL SOME PAIN. >> YES. NOW WOULD BE 545 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,112 >> YES. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THAT. 546 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,981 NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THAT. I SAY... 547 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:50,414 A GOOD TIME FOR THAT. I SAY... NOW WOULD BE 548 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,084 I SAY... NOW WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME FOR ACTION. 549 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:04,462 >> PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HENRY. >> THANKS. >> WE SHOULD HANG OUT 550 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,663 >> THANKS. >> WE SHOULD HANG OUT NEXT WEEKEND. 551 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:09,600 >> WE SHOULD HANG OUT NEXT WEEKEND. >> WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO. 552 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,434 NEXT WEEKEND. >> WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO. >> COOL. 553 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,102 >> WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO. >> COOL. SO I WAS THINKING 554 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:11,602 >> COOL. SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD-- 555 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,639 SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD-- >> EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! 556 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,073 MAYBE WE COULD-- >> EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! HENRY ALREADY HAS PLANS 557 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,442 >> EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! HENRY ALREADY HAS PLANS FOR NEXT WEEKEND. 558 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,076 HENRY ALREADY HAS PLANS FOR NEXT WEEKEND. >> WHAT PLANS? 559 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,946 FOR NEXT WEEKEND. >> WHAT PLANS? >> YOU AND ME, ICE FISHING. 560 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,149 >> WHAT PLANS? >> YOU AND ME, ICE FISHING. >> OH YEAH. 561 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,017 >> YOU AND ME, ICE FISHING. >> OH YEAH. BUT... 562 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:26,484 >> OH YEAH. BUT... DON'T YOU THINK 563 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,518 BUT... DON'T YOU THINK IT'LL BE TOO COLD ON THE TOP 564 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,619 DON'T YOU THINK IT'LL BE TOO COLD ON THE TOP OF MOUNT SWELLVIEW NEXT WEEKEND? 565 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,187 IT'LL BE TOO COLD ON THE TOP OF MOUNT SWELLVIEW NEXT WEEKEND? >> THAT'S WHY I RENTED 566 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,622 OF MOUNT SWELLVIEW NEXT WEEKEND? >> THAT'S WHY I RENTED A TANDEM JACKET. 567 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,492 >> THAT'S WHY I RENTED A TANDEM JACKET. >> WHAT'S A TANDEM JACKET? 568 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:46,237 >> OOH, I FEEL A TUG. HELP ME PULL. 569 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,144 YES. NICE HALIBUT. 570 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,248 CLAP WITH ME. 571 00:21:57,298 --> 00:22:01,848 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53258

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