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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:04,536 [ MUSIC ] 2 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,078 >> NO, NO. 3 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,213 MOVE ALL THOSE THINGS 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,180 TO THE SIDE. 5 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:17,149 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 6 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:23,088 >> HEY, YOU GUYS. 7 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,089 >> HEY. 8 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,258 >> YOU ARE LATE FOR WORK. 9 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:27,259 >> IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 10 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:27,593 THERE WAS A LI 11 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:30,129 AT THE CORN DOGGERY. 12 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,463 >> YOU GOT US CORN DOGS? 13 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,031 >> YEAH, DUDE. 14 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:36,135 >> THIS IS NOT CORN DOG TIME. 15 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,237 OKAY, GIVE ME A CORN DOG. 16 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,475 >> SO, WHAT IS ALL THIS? 17 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,445 >> THAT IS A BIG ROCK. 18 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,947 >> FROM OUTER SPACE. 19 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:49,281 >> NO, I MEAN, 20 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,417 WHAT'S THIS CRANE FOR? 21 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,452 >> TO MOVE THE ROCK. 22 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,088 IT WEIGHS OVER 7,000 POUNDS. 23 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,456 >> WOW. 24 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:58,290 CAN I BORROW THIS CRANE 25 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,726 TO MOVE MY BIG UNCLE ROSCO? 26 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:01,460 BECAUSE HE'S BEEN 27 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:05,064 ON OUR COUCH SINCE CHRISTMAS. 28 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:08,100 >> DARN IT. 29 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,134 WHICH ONE OF THESE CONTROLS 30 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:12,004 MAKES THE-- 31 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,373 [ CRASHING THROUGH FLOORS ] 32 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,613 >> YOU DROPPED THE ROCK. 33 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,749 >> WOW, THAT THING IS GOING 34 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:24,783 TO FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN 35 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,352 TO THE MAN CAVE. 36 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,487 >> RAY. 37 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:34,593 [ BEEPING ] 38 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:38,497 >> HEY, I CAN'T TALK. 39 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:41,166 I'M HULA-SIZING WITH LAYLANI. 40 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:41,700 >> RAY. 41 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,001 THERE'S A 7,000-POUND SPACE ROCK 42 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:44,169 ON ITS WAY DOWN THERE. 43 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,338 >> THERE'S A WHAT 44 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,307 ON ITS WAY DOWN WHERE? 45 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:49,508 [ SCREAMS ] 46 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:54,279 >> RAY? 47 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:01,487 >> RAY? 48 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:02,321 YOU THERE? 49 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:03,055 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 50 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:03,455 >> I DON'T KNOW. 51 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,357 RAY, A VERY HEAVY ROCK IS ABOUT 52 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:09,128 TO CRASH THROUGH YOUR CEILING. 53 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,196 >> YEAH. 54 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:12,798 THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP. 55 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:18,370 >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. 56 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:18,804 >> MY DAD WAS 57 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,205 AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. 58 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,541 >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. 59 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,375 >> AND BY ACCIDENT, 60 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,677 HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. 61 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:26,845 AH! 62 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,214 >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE 63 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:29,715 AND MET 64 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:31,049 A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. 65 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,651 >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 66 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:33,318 NOW I PROTECT 67 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,220 THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. 68 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,155 WHO CALL ME... 69 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:37,389 >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... 70 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,323 >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. 71 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,424 >> CAPTAIN MAN. 72 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,425 >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. 73 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,860 IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT 74 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,162 BEING A SUPERHERO 75 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:44,229 IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. 76 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:45,063 >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. 77 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:47,399 >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. 78 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,367 >> I, HENRY HART... 79 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:49,334 >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER 80 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,269 TELL ANYONE... 81 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:50,836 >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S 82 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,237 SECRET SIDEKICK. 83 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:52,571 >> IT IS DONE. 84 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,406 >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. 85 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,674 >> AND FIGHT CRIME. 86 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:56,708 >> FEELS GOOD. 87 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,090 >> CALL IT. 88 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,426 >> UP THE TUBE! 89 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,627 OH, MY BOOT. 90 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:16,728 >> AH! 91 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,602 >> HENRY! 92 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:24,636 >> WHAT, PIPER? 93 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,939 >> MAKE JASPER LEAVE. 94 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:27,573 >> NO. 95 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,941 I TOLD HIM HE COULD USE MY ROOM. 96 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:29,541 >> BUT HE'S DOING 97 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,276 HIS STUPID BUCKET PODCAST. 98 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,911 >> SO? 99 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:33,579 >> HE'S SUCKING UP 100 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:36,481 ALL OUR BANDWIDTH. 101 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:37,950 >> HE'LL BE DONE SOON. 102 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:38,750 >> BUT I'M TRYING TO DOWNLOAD 103 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,786 THE NEW GINGER FOX MUSIC VIDEO 104 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:43,655 AND IT'S TAKING FOREVER. 105 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,090 >> LOOK, I TOLD JASPER 106 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:45,891 HE COULD DO HIS PODCAST 107 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:46,558 FROM MY ROOM, 108 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:48,827 AND THAT'S HOW IT IS. 109 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:49,461 >> WELL, WHY CAN'T 110 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:50,629 HE DO HIS DUMB PODCAST 111 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,098 FROM HIS OWN DUMB HOUSE? 112 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:53,899 >> BECAUSE JASPER'S PARENTS 113 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:59,805 DON'T BELIEVE IN THE INTERNET. >> THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. >> WHY DON'T I GO 114 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:00,839 >> THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. >> WHY DON'T I GO CHECK ON JASPER? 115 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,608 >> WHY DON'T I GO CHECK ON JASPER? >> YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU? 116 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:09,648 >> SO, RON, I HEAR THAT YOU WENT TO BUCKET-CON IN SAN DIEGO. 117 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,618 THAT YOU WENT TO BUCKET-CON IN SAN DIEGO. >> YEAH. IT WAS WILD. 118 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,752 IN SAN DIEGO. >> YEAH. IT WAS WILD. AND I PICKED UP A LOT 119 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,988 >> YEAH. IT WAS WILD. AND I PICKED UP A LOT OF BUCKET KNOWLEDGE THERE. 120 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:17,689 AND I PICKED UP A LOT OF BUCKET KNOWLEDGE THERE. SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE. 121 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,959 OF BUCKET KNOWLEDGE THERE. SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE. >> GREAT, GREAT PEOPLE. 122 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,027 SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE. >> GREAT, GREAT PEOPLE. HEY, MY PAL HENRY 123 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,029 >> GREAT, GREAT PEOPLE. HEY, MY PAL HENRY JUST WALKED IN. 124 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:24,830 HEY, MY PAL HENRY JUST WALKED IN. MAYBE WE'LL GET HIM 125 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:25,998 JUST WALKED IN. MAYBE WE'LL GET HIM TO COME ON OUR PODCAST LATER 126 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,001 MAYBE WE'LL GET HIM TO COME ON OUR PODCAST LATER AND TALK BUCKETS WITH US. 127 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:32,137 TO COME ON OUR PODCAST LATER AND TALK BUCKETS WITH US. OR NOT. 128 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,705 AND TALK BUCKETS WITH US. OR NOT. SO, RON, I UNDERSTAND 129 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,506 OR NOT. SO, RON, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU LEARNED EVERYTHING 130 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,674 SO, RON, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU LEARNED EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT BUCKETS 131 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,942 THAT YOU LEARNED EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT BUCKETS FROM YOUR FATHER. 132 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:37,542 YOU KNOW ABOUT BUCKETS FROM YOUR FATHER. >> THAT IS CORRECT. 133 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:39,011 FROM YOUR FATHER. >> THAT IS CORRECT. MY DAD IS A CERTIFIED 134 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:40,112 >> THAT IS CORRECT. MY DAD IS A CERTIFIED BUCKET MASTER. 135 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,114 MY DAD IS A CERTIFIED BUCKET MASTER. >> RIGHT, AND I HEAR HE'S MAKING 136 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:44,149 BUCKET MASTER. >> RIGHT, AND I HEAR HE'S MAKING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT-- 137 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:46,018 >> RIGHT, AND I HEAR HE'S MAKING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT-- YEAH, SURE. 138 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:48,520 A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT-- YEAH, SURE. OKAY. 139 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,554 YEAH, SURE. OKAY. UNTIL NEXT TIME, 140 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:50,889 OKAY. UNTIL NEXT TIME, THIS IS JASPER DUNLOP 141 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,824 UNTIL NEXT TIME, THIS IS JASPER DUNLOP SENDING YOU... 142 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,861 THIS IS JASPER DUNLOP SENDING YOU... BUCKETS OF LOVE. 143 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,696 SENDING YOU... BUCKETS OF LOVE. >> OH MY GOD. 144 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,031 BUCKETS OF LOVE. >> OH MY GOD. >> HEY, GREAT SHOW, RON. 145 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:01,733 >> OH MY GOD. >> HEY, GREAT SHOW, RON. >> AH, DANG IT. 146 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:02,868 >> HEY, GREAT SHOW, RON. >> AH, DANG IT. >> WHAT NOW? 147 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:03,902 >> AH, DANG IT. >> WHAT NOW? >> FOR ONE HOUR THEY WERE 148 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:04,670 >> WHAT NOW? >> FOR ONE HOUR THEY WERE LETTING EVERYONE DOWNLOAD 149 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,371 >> FOR ONE HOUR THEY WERE LETTING EVERYONE DOWNLOAD THE NEW GINGER FOX VIDEO 150 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,373 LETTING EVERYONE DOWNLOAD THE NEW GINGER FOX VIDEO FOR FREE. 151 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,542 THE NEW GINGER FOX VIDEO FOR FREE. NOW I GOT TO PAY FOR IT. 152 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,178 FOR FREE. NOW I GOT TO PAY FOR IT. THANKS A LOT, JASPER. 153 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,646 NOW I GOT TO PAY FOR IT. THANKS A LOT, JASPER. >> YOU KNOW, PIPER, 154 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,016 THANKS A LOT, JASPER. >> YOU KNOW, PIPER, YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. 155 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,551 >> YOU KNOW, PIPER, YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. [ SCREAMING ] 156 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,353 YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. [ SCREAMING ] >> NO, I DON'T. 157 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:30,896 >> COME ON. COME ON. BREAK IT UP. >> YOUR SISTER'S NUTS. 158 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:31,563 BREAK IT UP. >> YOUR SISTER'S NUTS. >> YOU BETTER JUST GO. 159 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,098 >> YOUR SISTER'S NUTS. >> YOU BETTER JUST GO. >> ALL RIGHT. COME ON, RON. 160 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,068 >> YOU BETTER JUST GO. >> ALL RIGHT. COME ON, RON. >> THIS ISN'T OVER, JASPER. 161 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:37,402 >> ALL RIGHT. COME ON, RON. >> THIS ISN'T OVER, JASPER. YOU'RE GOING TO PAY 162 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:40,906 >> THIS ISN'T OVER, JASPER. YOU'RE GOING TO PAY IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT. 163 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,509 [ SCREAMING ] 164 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,847 >> CALM DOWN. >> NO. >> USE YOUR WORDS. 165 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:49,181 >> NO. >> USE YOUR WORDS. >> NO. 166 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:49,915 >> USE YOUR WORDS. >> NO. >> USE YOUR WORDS. 167 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:50,949 >> NO. >> USE YOUR WORDS. >> NO. 168 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:51,416 >> USE YOUR WORDS. >> NO. [ SCREAMS ] 169 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:07,899 >> RAY, WHAT'S WRONG? >> SHH. >> SHH. 170 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:08,633 >> SHH. >> SHH. >> HOW COME YOU GUYS ARE-- 171 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,570 >> SHH. >> HOW COME YOU GUYS ARE-- >> SHH. 172 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,205 >> HOW COME YOU GUYS ARE-- >> SHH. >> WHY ARE YOU SHUSHING ME? 173 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:13,939 >> SHH. >> WHY ARE YOU SHUSHING ME? >> I DON'T KNOW. 174 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,474 >> WHY ARE YOU SHUSHING ME? >> I DON'T KNOW. THEY STARTED IT. 175 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,808 >> I DON'T KNOW. THEY STARTED IT. >> WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET? 176 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,542 THEY STARTED IT. >> WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET? >> WE HAVE A SITUATION. 177 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,177 >> WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET? >> WE HAVE A SITUATION. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 178 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:35,127 >> OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO USE YOUR WORDS. >> LOOK AT THE SPACE ROCK. 179 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:39,498 TO HAVE TO USE YOUR WORDS. >> LOOK AT THE SPACE ROCK. >> WHAT THE JACK HAPPENED? 180 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,966 >> LOOK AT THE SPACE ROCK. >> WHAT THE JACK HAPPENED? >> IT HATCHED. 181 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,134 >> WHAT THE JACK HAPPENED? >> IT HATCHED. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HATCHED? 182 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:43,001 >> IT HATCHED. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HATCHED? IT'S A ROCK. 183 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:43,802 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HATCHED? IT'S A ROCK. ROCKS DON'T HATCH. 184 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:44,136 IT'S A ROCK. ROCKS DON'T HATCH. DO ROCKS HATCH 185 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:47,239 ROCKS DON'T HATCH. DO ROCKS HATCH >> NO. EGGS HATCH. 186 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,573 DO ROCKS HATCH >> NO. EGGS HATCH. >> SO... 187 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:48,907 >> NO. EGGS HATCH. >> SO... THE SPACE ROCK 188 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,942 >> SO... THE SPACE ROCK WAS REALLY A SPACE EGG? 189 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:51,910 THE SPACE ROCK WAS REALLY A SPACE EGG? >> YEAH. 190 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,578 WAS REALLY A SPACE EGG? >> YEAH. AND LAST NIGHT IT HATCHED 191 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,246 >> YEAH. AND LAST NIGHT IT HATCHED AND SOME THING 192 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:57,149 AND LAST NIGHT IT HATCHED AND SOME THING CRAWLED OUT OF IT. 193 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,583 AND SOME THING CRAWLED OUT OF IT. >> WELL, WHERE'D IT GO? 194 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,652 CRAWLED OUT OF IT. >> WELL, WHERE'D IT GO? >> WE DON'T KNOW. 195 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:00,986 >> WELL, WHERE'D IT GO? >> WE DON'T KNOW. >> BUT IT LEFT 196 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,655 >> WE DON'T KNOW. >> BUT IT LEFT THAT PURPLE SLIME TRAIL. 197 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:04,289 >> BUT IT LEFT THAT PURPLE SLIME TRAIL. >> SO, YOU'RE SAYING THAT 198 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,659 THAT PURPLE SLIME TRAIL. >> SO, YOU'RE SAYING THAT SOME CREATURE FROM OUTER SPACE 199 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,494 >> SO, YOU'RE SAYING THAT SOME CREATURE FROM OUTER SPACE CRAWLED OUT OF THAT EGG ROCK 200 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:09,995 SOME CREATURE FROM OUTER SPACE CRAWLED OUT OF THAT EGG ROCK AND NOW IT'S SOMEWHERE 201 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,530 CRAWLED OUT OF THAT EGG ROCK AND NOW IT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE, 202 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,298 AND NOW IT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS? 203 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,001 AROUND HERE, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS? >> THAT'S RIGHT. 204 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,269 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS? >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> OKAY THEN. 205 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:26,978 UP THE TUBE. 206 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:35,220 >> SO, SHE'S GONE. [ SQUEAKING ] >> I HEAR IT. 207 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,822 [ SQUEAKING ] >> I HEAR IT. GOOCH, TURN OFF 208 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:37,556 >> I HEAR IT. GOOCH, TURN OFF ALL NON-ESSENTIAL EQUIPMENT. 209 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,290 GOOCH, TURN OFF ALL NON-ESSENTIAL EQUIPMENT. >> RIGHT. 210 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:50,535 >> OH MY GOD, SOMETHING'S SQUEEZING ME. >> AND HENRY IS GONE. 211 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,304 SOMETHING'S SQUEEZING ME. >> AND HENRY IS GONE. >> I'M RIGHT HERE. 212 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:59,311 >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS STUPID. WE DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID. >> EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 213 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,580 WE DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID. >> EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. >> YEAH, YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE. 214 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,047 >> EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. >> YEAH, YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE. NO CREATURE 215 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:02,714 >> YEAH, YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE. NO CREATURE IS GOING TO HURT YOU. 216 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,149 NO CREATURE IS GOING TO HURT YOU. >> OH YEAH? 217 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,717 IS GOING TO HURT YOU. >> OH YEAH? WHAT IF IT CRAWLS UP MY LEG? 218 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,351 >> OH YEAH? WHAT IF IT CRAWLS UP MY LEG? I DON'T NEED SOME ALIEN THING 219 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,354 WHAT IF IT CRAWLS UP MY LEG? I DON'T NEED SOME ALIEN THING ALL UP IN THERE. 220 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:12,724 I DON'T NEED SOME ALIEN THING ALL UP IN THERE. >> SO, WHAT DO WE DO? 221 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,992 ALL UP IN THERE. >> SO, WHAT DO WE DO? >> I THINK IF WE JUST 222 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,161 >> SO, WHAT DO WE DO? >> I THINK IF WE JUST CALMLY SEARCH THE MAN CAVE-- 223 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:16,928 >> I THINK IF WE JUST CALMLY SEARCH THE MAN CAVE-- [ SQUEAKING ] 224 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,196 CALMLY SEARCH THE MAN CAVE-- [ SQUEAKING ] [ SCREAMING ] 225 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,180 >> UP THE TUBE. 226 00:08:55,468 --> 00:09:00,772 >> YEAH. YEAH, SHE'S HERE AT MY HOUSE. GOOCH WANTS TO KNOW 227 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,107 YEAH, SHE'S HERE AT MY HOUSE. GOOCH WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT AT WORK. 228 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:02,908 GOOCH WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT AT WORK. >> I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE 229 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:03,942 WHY YOU'RE NOT AT WORK. >> I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE UNTIL SOMEBODY 230 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,076 >> I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE UNTIL SOMEBODY CATCHES THAT CREATURE 231 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,778 UNTIL SOMEBODY CATCHES THAT CREATURE AND GETS RID OF IT. 232 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:07,946 CATCHES THAT CREATURE AND GETS RID OF IT. >> DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE IT? 233 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:08,713 AND GETS RID OF IT. >> DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE IT? >> YEAH, I WANT TO SEE IT. 234 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:12,217 >> DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE IT? >> YEAH, I WANT TO SEE IT. I WANT TO SEE IT DEAD. 235 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:12,884 >> YEAH, I WANT TO SEE IT. I WANT TO SEE IT DEAD. >> SHE SAYS 236 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,785 I WANT TO SEE IT DEAD. >> SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT COMING BACK TO WORK 237 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:17,088 >> SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT COMING BACK TO WORK UNTIL WE CATCH THE... 238 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,157 SHE'S NOT COMING BACK TO WORK UNTIL WE CATCH THE... YOU KNOW WHAT. 239 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,292 UNTIL WE CATCH THE... YOU KNOW WHAT. YEAH. 240 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:23,128 YOU KNOW WHAT. YEAH. WOMEN DO BE CRAZY. 241 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,330 YEAH. WOMEN DO BE CRAZY. >> I HEARD THAT. 242 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,798 WOMEN DO BE CRAZY. >> I HEARD THAT. >> HEY, I LEFT MY BACKPACK 243 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,633 >> I HEARD THAT. >> HEY, I LEFT MY BACKPACK DOWN IN THE... 244 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,969 >> HEY, I LEFT MY BACKPACK DOWN IN THE... OH, YOU DID? 245 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,304 DOWN IN THE... OH, YOU DID? HEY, PIPER. 246 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:33,672 OH, YOU DID? HEY, PIPER. >> WHAT? 247 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,139 HEY, PIPER. >> WHAT? >> A GUY I WORK WITH 248 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:34,940 >> WHAT? >> A GUY I WORK WITH SAYS HE DROPPED 249 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,074 >> A GUY I WORK WITH SAYS HE DROPPED MY BACKPACK OFF HERE. 250 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,675 SAYS HE DROPPED MY BACKPACK OFF HERE. >> YEAH. MOM HAS IT. 251 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:40,312 MY BACKPACK OFF HERE. >> YEAH. MOM HAS IT. STOP BOTHERING ME. 252 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:43,448 >> YEAH. MOM HAS IT. STOP BOTHERING ME. >> YEAH, I GOT IT, THANKS. 253 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,151 STOP BOTHERING ME. >> YEAH, I GOT IT, THANKS. OKAY, LATER. 254 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,186 >> YEAH, I GOT IT, THANKS. OKAY, LATER. SO, DID YOU-- 255 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:48,787 OKAY, LATER. SO, DID YOU-- DID YOU FIND OUT 256 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:49,454 SO, DID YOU-- DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPACE ROCK 257 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,923 DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPACE ROCK OR EGG OR WHATEVER? 258 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,291 ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPACE ROCK OR EGG OR WHATEVER? >> YEAH, AND I'M WORRIED. 259 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,793 OR EGG OR WHATEVER? >> YEAH, AND I'M WORRIED. >> ABOUT? 260 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,327 >> YEAH, AND I'M WORRIED. >> ABOUT? >> WHAT IF THAT WAS JUST 261 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,996 >> ABOUT? >> WHAT IF THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST ALIEN SPACE ROCK EGG? 262 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,097 >> WHAT IF THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST ALIEN SPACE ROCK EGG? WHAT IF MORE COME 263 00:09:59,099 --> 00:09:59,831 THE FIRST ALIEN SPACE ROCK EGG? WHAT IF MORE COME AND THEN THE ALIENS 264 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,865 WHAT IF MORE COME AND THEN THE ALIENS TAKE OVER THE EARTH 265 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,768 AND THEN THE ALIENS TAKE OVER THE EARTH AND USE US HUMANS AS FOOD? 266 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,103 TAKE OVER THE EARTH AND USE US HUMANS AS FOOD? >> THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. 267 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:05,704 AND USE US HUMANS AS FOOD? >> THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. >> WHY NOT? 268 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,172 >> THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE IF THEY'RE ALIENS 269 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:07,973 >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE IF THEY'RE ALIENS WHO TRAVELED HERE, 270 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:08,473 >> BECAUSE IF THEY'RE ALIENS WHO TRAVELED HERE, THAT MEANS THEY'D HAVE 271 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,341 WHO TRAVELED HERE, THAT MEANS THEY'D HAVE TO BE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. 272 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,376 THAT MEANS THEY'D HAVE TO BE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. AND HIGHLY INTELLIGENT CREATURES 273 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:11,876 TO BE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. AND HIGHLY INTELLIGENT CREATURES WOULDN'T EAT 274 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,311 AND HIGHLY INTELLIGENT CREATURES WOULDN'T EAT OTHER LIVING CREATURES. 275 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,919 >> WOULDN'T THEY? 276 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:24,656 >> OH MY GOD. 277 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:34,466 >> OH YEAH, OH YEAH. I AM THE GOLDEN BOY. >> SHOWTIME. 278 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:39,504 >> WHAT ARE YOU ALL PUMPED UP ABOUT? >> YEAH, JASPER, WHAT'S UP? 279 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,039 ALL PUMPED UP ABOUT? >> YEAH, JASPER, WHAT'S UP? >> YOU GUYS KNOW 280 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,741 >> YEAH, JASPER, WHAT'S UP? >> YOU GUYS KNOW MY LATEST BUCKET PODCAST? 281 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,708 >> YOU GUYS KNOW MY LATEST BUCKET PODCAST? >> YEAH? 282 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,478 MY LATEST BUCKET PODCAST? >> YEAH? >> 100,007 DOWNLOADS. 283 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,313 >> YEAH? >> 100,007 DOWNLOADS. >> WHAT? 284 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,049 >> 100,007 DOWNLOADS. >> WHAT? >> NO. 285 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:51,516 >> WHAT? >> NO. >> THAT MANY PEOPLE 286 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,218 >> NO. >> THAT MANY PEOPLE DOWNLOADED YOUR NEW PODCAST? 287 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,085 >> THAT MANY PEOPLE DOWNLOADED YOUR NEW PODCAST? >> YES, SIR. 288 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:54,753 DOWNLOADED YOUR NEW PODCAST? >> YES, SIR. >> AND WHAT'S THE MOST 289 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,187 >> YES, SIR. >> AND WHAT'S THE MOST YOU'VE EVER GOT BEFORE? 290 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,224 >> AND WHAT'S THE MOST YOU'VE EVER GOT BEFORE? >> SEVEN. 291 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,226 YOU'VE EVER GOT BEFORE? >> SEVEN. >> WOW, THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 292 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,093 >> SEVEN. >> WOW, THAT'S REALLY GREAT. I BET THIS SUCCESS 293 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,261 >> WOW, THAT'S REALLY GREAT. I BET THIS SUCCESS MAKES YOU FEEL SO MUCH BETTER 294 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,831 I BET THIS SUCCESS MAKES YOU FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF AS A PERSON. 295 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,900 MAKES YOU FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF AS A PERSON. >> IT DOES. 296 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:09,434 ABOUT YOURSELF AS A PERSON. >> IT DOES. LATER, I'M GOING TO GO 297 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,368 >> IT DOES. LATER, I'M GOING TO GO TO MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE 298 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,036 LATER, I'M GOING TO GO TO MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE AND I'M GOING TO SAY, 299 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,204 TO MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE AND I'M GOING TO SAY, "HEY GRANDMA, 300 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,441 AND I'M GOING TO SAY, "HEY GRANDMA, WHO'S USELESS NOW?" 301 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,842 "HEY GRANDMA, WHO'S USELESS NOW?" >> GOOD FOR YOU, JASP. 302 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:18,343 WHO'S USELESS NOW?" >> GOOD FOR YOU, JASP. >> THANKS. 303 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,110 >> GOOD FOR YOU, JASP. >> THANKS. HEY, CAN I GO UP TO YOUR ROOM 304 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,245 >> THANKS. HEY, CAN I GO UP TO YOUR ROOM AND RECORD A SPECIAL 305 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,846 HEY, CAN I GO UP TO YOUR ROOM AND RECORD A SPECIAL THANK YOU MESSAGE FOR MY FANS? 306 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,080 AND RECORD A SPECIAL THANK YOU MESSAGE FOR MY FANS? >> SURE. 307 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,548 THANK YOU MESSAGE FOR MY FANS? >> SURE. >> THANKS. 308 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,916 >> SURE. >> THANKS. >> WAY TO GO, JASPER. 309 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,419 >> THANKS. >> WAY TO GO, JASPER. YOU'RE A ROCK STAR. 310 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:30,455 >> WAY TO GO, JASPER. YOU'RE A ROCK STAR. >> THAT'S HOW I FEEL. 311 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,558 YOU'RE A ROCK STAR. >> THAT'S HOW I FEEL. >> HA! 312 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,260 >> THAT'S HOW I FEEL. >> HA! >> SHE DID SOMETHING. 313 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,094 >> HA! >> SHE DID SOMETHING. >> PIPER... 314 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:36,961 >> SHE DID SOMETHING. >> PIPER... >> YEAH? 315 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:37,962 >> PIPER... >> YEAH? >> WHAT DID YOU DO? 316 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,265 >> YEAH? >> WHAT DID YOU DO? >> OKAY. OKAY. 317 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,933 >> WHAT DID YOU DO? >> OKAY. OKAY. I WENT ON A WEBSITE 318 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,134 >> OKAY. OKAY. I WENT ON A WEBSITE AND FOR 10 BUCKS, 319 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,035 I WENT ON A WEBSITE AND FOR 10 BUCKS, I BOUGHT JASPER 320 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,205 AND FOR 10 BUCKS, I BOUGHT JASPER 100,000 FAKE DOWNLOADS. 321 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,443 >> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> TO GET HIM ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED 322 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,446 >> TO GET HIM ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED SO LATER I CAN CRUSH HIM. 323 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,146 ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED SO LATER I CAN CRUSH HIM. >> OKAY, THAT'S A REALLY 324 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,114 SO LATER I CAN CRUSH HIM. >> OKAY, THAT'S A REALLY MEAN THING TO-- 325 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,449 >> OKAY, THAT'S A REALLY MEAN THING TO-- >> [ SCREAMING ] 326 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:58,450 MEAN THING TO-- >> [ SCREAMING ] >> MOM? 327 00:11:58,452 --> 00:11:59,584 >> [ SCREAMING ] >> MOM? >> WHERE'S THE BUG SPRAY? 328 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,486 >> MOM? >> WHERE'S THE BUG SPRAY? I NEED THE BUG SPRAY 329 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,821 >> WHERE'S THE BUG SPRAY? I NEED THE BUG SPRAY AND A BASEBALL BAT. 330 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:03,955 I NEED THE BUG SPRAY AND A BASEBALL BAT. >> MOM. MOM. 331 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,989 AND A BASEBALL BAT. >> MOM. MOM. MOM, WHAT'S WRONG? 332 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:05,790 >> MOM. MOM. MOM, WHAT'S WRONG? >> I... 333 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:06,458 MOM, WHAT'S WRONG? >> I... I WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT 334 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,125 >> I... I WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT WASHING YOUR BACKPACK 335 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:07,892 I WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT WASHING YOUR BACKPACK BECAUSE IT WAS 336 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,094 WASHING YOUR BACKPACK BECAUSE IT WAS ALL STICKY INSIDE. 337 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:09,461 BECAUSE IT WAS ALL STICKY INSIDE. OH, HI, CHARLOTT 338 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:10,595 ALL STICKY INSIDE. OH, HI, CHARLOTT AND THERE WAS THIS BUG 339 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,997 OH, HI, CHARLOTT AND THERE WAS THIS BUG OR MAYBE IT WAS A RAT, 340 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:13,598 AND THERE WAS THIS BUG OR MAYBE IT WAS A RAT, WHATEVER IT WAS, 341 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,132 OR MAYBE IT WAS A RAT, WHATEVER IT WAS, IT JUMPED ON ME 342 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,235 WHATEVER IT WAS, IT JUMPED ON ME AND LANDED ON MY SHOULDER. 343 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:23,308 >> UH-OH. >> WHA... I GOT TO GO NEXT DOOR 344 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,809 >> WHA... I GOT TO GO NEXT DOOR AND BORROW SOME BUG SPRAY 345 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,112 I GOT TO GO NEXT DOOR AND BORROW SOME BUG SPRAY AND MAYBE A SHOTGUN. 346 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,950 >> MY BACKPACK. THE CREATURE MUST'VE CRAWLED IN MY BACKPACK AT WORK. 347 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:32,851 THE CREATURE MUST'VE CRAWLED IN MY BACKPACK AT WORK. >> AND NOW IT'S HERE. 348 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,418 IN MY BACKPACK AT WORK. >> AND NOW IT'S HERE. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS 349 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,352 >> AND NOW IT'S HERE. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 350 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,153 >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? >> NOTHING. 351 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,189 TALKING ABOUT? >> NOTHING. >> YOU'RE NOTHING. 352 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,191 >> NOTHING. >> YOU'RE NOTHING. >> WE GOT TO FIND THAT CREATURE. 353 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:40,492 >> YOU'RE NOTHING. >> WE GOT TO FIND THAT CREATURE. COME DOWN 354 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:41,459 >> WE GOT TO FIND THAT CREATURE. COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT WITH ME. 355 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,594 COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT WITH ME. >> I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 356 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,129 TO THE BASEMENT WITH ME. >> I GOT A BETTER IDEA. >> WHAT? 357 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,572 SO... SHE'S GONE. 358 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,213 >> OH, HONEY, WOULD YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE? >> I'LL COME DOWN 359 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:02,981 GET DOWN FROM THERE? >> I'LL COME DOWN AFTER YOU SHOW ME 360 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,482 >> I'LL COME DOWN AFTER YOU SHOW ME ITS DEAD LIFELESS BODY. 361 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,316 AFTER YOU SHOW ME ITS DEAD LIFELESS BODY. >> WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED 362 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,217 ITS DEAD LIFELESS BODY. >> WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF A BUG? 363 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,886 >> WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF A BUG? >> IT'S NOT JUST A BUG. 364 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,488 OF A BUG? >> IT'S NOT JUST A BUG. IT'S A HUGE ICKY CREATURE THING. 365 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,624 >> IT'S NOT JUST A BUG. IT'S A HUGE ICKY CREATURE THING. >> LADIES BE CRAZY. 366 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,392 IT'S A HUGE ICKY CREATURE THING. >> LADIES BE CRAZY. >> SOMETIMES LADIES 367 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,028 >> LADIES BE CRAZY. >> SOMETIMES LADIES BE MAKING SENSE. 368 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,495 >> SOMETIMES LADIES BE MAKING SENSE. >> JUST GO KILL IT. 369 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,564 BE MAKING SENSE. >> JUST GO KILL IT. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING. 370 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,367 >> JUST GO KILL IT. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING. TWO X CHROMOSOMES. 371 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:31,042 >> RAY. RAY. >> HEY, HENRY, I CAN'T TALK. GOOCH AND I ARE STILL LOOKING 372 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:31,976 >> HEY, HENRY, I CAN'T TALK. GOOCH AND I ARE STILL LOOKING FOR THE CREATURE. 373 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:32,410 GOOCH AND I ARE STILL LOOKING FOR THE CREATURE. >> YEAH, I DON'T THI 374 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,878 FOR THE CREATURE. >> YEAH, I DON'T THI YOU'RE GOING TO FIND IT. 375 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,179 >> YEAH, I DON'T THI YOU'RE GOING TO FIND IT. >> WHY NOT? 376 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,915 YOU'RE GOING TO FIND IT. >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE IT'S IN MY HOUSE. 377 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,183 >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE IT'S IN MY HOUSE. >> WHAT? 378 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:38,516 >> BECAUSE IT'S IN MY HOUSE. >> WHAT? >> GOOCH DROPP 379 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,184 >> WHAT? >> GOOCH DROPP MY BACKPACK OFF HERE 380 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:42,353 >> GOOCH DROPP MY BACKPACK OFF HERE AND I GUESS IT WAS INSIDE. 381 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,087 MY BACKPACK OFF HERE AND I GUESS IT WAS INSIDE. >> DID YOU SEE THE CREATURE? 382 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,857 AND I GUESS IT WAS INSIDE. >> DID YOU SEE THE CREATURE? >> NO, BUT IT JUMPED ON MY MOM. 383 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,325 >> DID YOU SEE THE CREATURE? >> NO, BUT IT JUMPED ON MY MOM. >> OH, MAN, IS YOUR MOM OKAY? 384 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,227 >> NO, BUT IT JUMPED ON MY MOM. >> OH, MAN, IS YOUR MOM OKAY? >> YEAH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 385 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:49,661 >> OH, MAN, IS YOUR MOM OKAY? >> YEAH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. >> BECAUSE SHE IS 386 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,596 >> YEAH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. >> BECAUSE SHE IS ONE FINE LOOKING LADY. 387 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,932 >> BECAUSE SHE IS ONE FINE LOOKING LADY. >> RAY, WILL YOU JUST-- 388 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:57,068 ONE FINE LOOKING LADY. >> RAY, WILL YOU JUST-- >> [ SCREAMING ] 389 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:57,569 >> RAY, WILL YOU JUST-- >> [ SCREAMING ] >> WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 390 00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,404 >> [ SCREAMING ] >> WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU SEE THE BUG? 391 00:13:59,406 --> 00:13:59,671 >> WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU SEE THE BUG? >> YEP. 392 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,573 DID YOU SEE THE BUG? >> YEP. >> WELL, DID YOU KILL IT? 393 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:05,210 >> YEP. >> WELL, DID YOU KILL IT? >> NOPE. 394 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,345 >> WELL, DID YOU KILL IT? >> NOPE. >> YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE. 395 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,520 >> OKAY, TO ALL MY LISTENERS OUT THERE WHO'VE ALREADY TUNED IN, MY NEXT OFFICIAL 396 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,956 OUT THERE WHO'VE ALREADY TUNED IN, MY NEXT OFFICIAL "JUST BUCKET" LIVE PODCAST 397 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,624 TUNED IN, MY NEXT OFFICIAL "JUST BUCKET" LIVE PODCAST WILL BEGIN IN SEVEN MINUTES. 398 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,626 "JUST BUCKET" LIVE PODCAST WILL BEGIN IN SEVEN MINUTES. >> YES. 399 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,295 WILL BEGIN IN SEVEN MINUTES. >> YES. START PODDING ALREADY. 400 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:24,863 >> YES. START PODDING ALREADY. [ DOOR KNOCKING ] 401 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:33,571 >> HEY, JASPER. >> SORRY, PIPER, YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN TODAY. 402 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,572 >> SORRY, PIPER, YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN TODAY. YOU KNOW WHY? 403 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:39,410 YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN TODAY. YOU KNOW WHY? 100,007 DOWNLOADS. 404 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:39,944 YOU KNOW WHY? 100,007 DOWNLOADS. >> I DON'T WANT 405 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,412 100,007 DOWNLOADS. >> I DON'T WANT TO BRING YOU DOWN. 406 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,080 >> I DON'T WANT TO BRING YOU DOWN. I JUST WANT TO KNOW 407 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:42,413 TO BRING YOU DOWN. I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN MAYBE 408 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:46,050 I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN MAYBE BE A GUEST ON YOUR PODCAST. 409 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:46,718 IF I CAN MAYBE BE A GUEST ON YOUR PODCAST. >> WHY? 410 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,219 BE A GUEST ON YOUR PODCAST. >> WHY? YOU'RE NOT A BUCKET LOVER. 411 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,122 >> WHY? YOU'RE NOT A BUCKET LOVER. YOU'RE A BUCKET HATER. 412 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,991 YOU'RE NOT A BUCKET LOVER. YOU'RE A BUCKET HATER. >> NO, NO, NO. 413 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,094 YOU'RE A BUCKET HATER. >> NO, NO, NO. YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG, FRIEND. 414 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,096 >> NO, NO, NO. YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG, FRIEND. I'M NOT A BUCKET HATER. 415 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:02,133 YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG, FRIEND. I'M NOT A BUCKET HATER. I'M BUCKET CURIOUS. 416 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,067 I'M NOT A BUCKET HATER. I'M BUCKET CURIOUS. >> YOU ARE? 417 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,002 I'M BUCKET CURIOUS. >> YOU ARE? >> YEAH. 418 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,303 >> YOU ARE? >> YEAH. AND MAYBE IF I LEARN MORE 419 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,138 >> YEAH. AND MAYBE IF I LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, ONE DAY I COULD BE 420 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,239 AND MAYBE IF I LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, ONE DAY I COULD BE A BUCKETEER LIKE YOU 421 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,975 ABOUT THEM, ONE DAY I COULD BE A BUCKETEER LIKE YOU AND ALL YOUR FANS. 422 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,510 A BUCKETEER LIKE YOU AND ALL YOUR FANS. >> OKAY. SURE. 423 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,111 AND ALL YOUR FANS. >> OKAY. SURE. YOU CAN BE A GUEST 424 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:13,611 >> OKAY. SURE. YOU CAN BE A GUEST ON MY PODCAST. 425 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,114 YOU CAN BE A GUEST ON MY PODCAST. >> GREAT. 426 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,190 >> WHERE'S THE EXTERMINATOR? >> I DON'T KNOW. HENRY, JUST GO DOWN 427 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,292 >> I DON'T KNOW. HENRY, JUST GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT 428 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,192 HENRY, JUST GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND KILL THAT THING. 429 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:28,626 TO THE BASEMENT AND KILL THAT THING. >> OH, YOU'RE GOING 430 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,661 AND KILL THAT THING. >> OH, YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME DOWN THERE? 431 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:30,662 >> OH, YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME DOWN THERE? >> ARE YOU CRAZY? 432 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,096 TO SEND ME DOWN THERE? >> ARE YOU CRAZY? WE ARE NOT SENDING OUR SON 433 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:32,964 >> ARE YOU CRAZY? WE ARE NOT SENDING OUR SON TO DO BATTLE WITH SOME 434 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:36,334 WE ARE NOT SENDING OUR SON TO DO BATTLE WITH SOME DANGEROUS FREAKY RAT BUG. 435 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,635 TO DO BATTLE WITH SOME DANGEROUS FREAKY RAT BUG. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 436 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,670 DANGEROUS FREAKY RAT BUG. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. PIPER! 437 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:39,337 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. PIPER! MOMMY AND DADDY 438 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,307 PIPER! MOMMY AND DADDY HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO! 439 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,474 MOMMY AND DADDY HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO! [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 440 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,176 HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO! [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> I GOT IT. 441 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:52,617 >> HI. >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- >> JUST PLAY ALONG. 442 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,653 >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- >> JUST PLAY ALONG. HELLO, CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. 443 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,455 >> JUST PLAY ALONG. HELLO, CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. >> OH MY GOD, IT'S CAPTAIN MAN. 444 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,656 HELLO, CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. >> OH MY GOD, IT'S CAPTAIN MAN. >> IN OUR HOUSE. 445 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,025 >> OH MY GOD, IT'S CAPTAIN MAN. >> IN OUR HOUSE. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 446 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:01,659 >> IN OUR HOUSE. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WELL, SOMETIMES I GO AROUND 447 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,795 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WELL, SOMETIMES I GO AROUND TO VARIOUS NEIGHBORHOODS 448 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,631 >> WELL, SOMETIMES I GO AROUND TO VARIOUS NEIGHBORHOODS IN SWELLVIEW TAKING SURVEYS. 449 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,199 TO VARIOUS NEIGHBORHOODS IN SWELLVIEW TAKING SURVEYS. >> SURVEYS? 450 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,334 IN SWELLVIEW TAKING SURVEYS. >> SURVEYS? >> OH YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT 451 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,069 >> SURVEYS? >> OH YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT ON THE NEWS. 452 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:11,469 >> OH YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT ON THE NEWS. >> YOU GUYS MIND 453 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,504 ON THE NEWS. >> YOU GUYS MIND TAKING A SURVEY? 454 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,072 >> YOU GUYS MIND TAKING A SURVEY? >> NOT AT ALL. 455 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,239 TAKING A SURVEY? >> NOT AT ALL. >> GO AHEAD. 456 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,507 >> NOT AT ALL. >> GO AHEAD. >> GREAT. 457 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,176 >> GO AHEAD. >> GREAT. QUESTION ONE, 458 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:18,409 >> GREAT. QUESTION ONE, HOW OFTE 459 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,744 QUESTION ONE, HOW OFTE DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN SURVEYS? 460 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,679 HOW OFTE DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN SURVEYS? "A," OFTEN, 461 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,349 DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN SURVEYS? "A," OFTEN, B, RARELY, 462 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,418 "A," OFTEN, B, RARELY, OR C, THIS IS MY FIRST SURVEY. 463 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:27,685 B, RARELY, OR C, THIS IS MY FIRST SURVEY. >> I THINK 464 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,419 OR C, THIS IS MY FIRST SURVEY. >> I THINK THIS IS OUR FIRST SURVEY. 465 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,688 >> I THINK THIS IS OUR FIRST SURVEY. >> I THINK IT IS. 466 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,322 THIS IS OUR FIRST SURVEY. >> I THINK IT IS. >> CAPTAIN MAN... 467 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,324 >> I THINK IT IS. >> CAPTAIN MAN... >> YES, BOY? 468 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,192 >> CAPTAIN MAN... >> YES, BOY? >> SINCE YOU JUST HAPPEN 469 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,360 >> YES, BOY? >> SINCE YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HERE, 470 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,527 >> SINCE YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HERE, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT 471 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,095 TO BE HERE, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT WITH A PROBLEM? 472 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,596 MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT WITH A PROBLEM? >> PROBLEM? 473 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,197 WITH A PROBLEM? >> PROBLEM? >> YEAH. 474 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:39,697 >> PROBLEM? >> YEAH. WE GOT A BIG SCARY BUG 475 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,199 >> YEAH. WE GOT A BIG SCARY BUG DOWN IN OUR BASEMENT. 476 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,834 WE GOT A BIG SCARY BUG DOWN IN OUR BASEMENT. >> A SCARY BUG, HUH? 477 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,102 DOWN IN OUR BASEMENT. >> A SCARY BUG, HUH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY 478 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:44,736 >> A SCARY BUG, HUH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY I TAKE THIS 479 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:45,703 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY I TAKE THIS DOWN TO YOUR BASEMENT 480 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:50,375 I TAKE THIS DOWN TO YOUR BASEMENT AND TEACH THAT BUG SOME MANNERS? 481 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,075 DOWN TO YOUR BASEMENT AND TEACH THAT BUG SOME MANNERS? THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU, 482 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,543 AND TEACH THAT BUG SOME MANNERS? THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU, PRETTY LADY? 483 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,745 THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU, PRETTY LADY? >> IT DOES. 484 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,514 PRETTY LADY? >> IT DOES. >> YEAH, IT DOES. 485 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:01,085 >> SO, GOOD LUCK, CAPTAIN MAN. >> RIGHT. 486 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,259 >> I HOPE HE KILLS THE BUG. >> YEAH. THEN WE CAN FINISH THAT SURVEY. 487 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,562 >> YEAH. THEN WE CAN FINISH THAT SURVEY. >> RIGHT. 488 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,232 THEN WE CAN FINISH THAT SURVEY. >> RIGHT. >> EAT LASER, SLIME BEAST. 489 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,366 >> RIGHT. >> EAT LASER, SLIME BEAST. YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET 490 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,467 >> EAT LASER, SLIME BEAST. YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET TO HATCH ON. 491 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,702 YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET TO HATCH ON. I GOT YOU. 492 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,105 TO HATCH ON. I GOT YOU. OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT DEAD. 493 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,778 NO, NOBODY THERE. >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK MY PODCAST 494 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,713 >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK MY PODCAST IS HELPING SPREAD EXCITEMENT 495 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,314 I REALLY THINK MY PODCAST IS HELPING SPREAD EXCITEMENT ABOUT BUCKETEERING. 496 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,418 IS HELPING SPREAD EXCITEMENT ABOUT BUCKETEERING. >> AMEN, BROTHER. POD ON. 497 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,254 ABOUT BUCKETEERING. >> AMEN, BROTHER. POD ON. [ CRASHING ] 498 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:36,587 >> AMEN, BROTHER. POD ON. [ CRASHING ] >> I'M NOT SUR 499 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,223 [ CRASHING ] >> I'M NOT SUR WHAT ALL THAT NOISE IS. 500 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,593 >> I'M NOT SUR WHAT ALL THAT NOISE IS. [ SCREAMING ] 501 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,227 WHAT ALL THAT NOISE IS. [ SCREAMING ] BUT RIGHT NOW 502 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,162 [ SCREAMING ] BUT RIGHT NOW I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU 503 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:44,762 BUT RIGHT NOW I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A SPECIAL GUEST. 504 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,131 I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A SPECIAL GUEST. SO, PLEASE PUT YOUR BUCKETS 505 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,766 TO A SPECIAL GUEST. SO, PLEASE PUT YOUR BUCKETS TOGETHER FOR PIPER HART. 506 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,235 SO, PLEASE PUT YOUR BUCKETS TOGETHER FOR PIPER HART. [ APPLAUSE ] 507 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:57,442 >> IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE, JASPER. WE'RE LIVE, RIGHT? 508 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,342 JASPER. WE'RE LIVE, RIGHT? >> OH YEAH. 509 00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,610 WE'RE LIVE, RIGHT? >> OH YEAH. WE'RE LIVE ON THE WEB. 510 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,746 >> OH YEAH. WE'RE LIVE ON THE WEB. EVEN MY GRANDMA IS LISTENING. 511 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,614 WE'RE LIVE ON THE WEB. EVEN MY GRANDMA IS LISTENING. >> NICE. 512 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,450 EVEN MY GRANDMA IS LISTENING. >> NICE. SO, I HEAR YOUR LAST PODCAST 513 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,485 >> NICE. SO, I HEAR YOUR LAST PODCAST GOT HOW MANY DOWNLOADS? 514 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,254 SO, I HEAR YOUR LAST PODCAST GOT HOW MANY DOWNLOADS? >> 100,007. 515 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,756 GOT HOW MANY DOWNLOADS? >> 100,007. SO FAR. 516 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,758 >> 100,007. SO FAR. >> WOW, IMPRESSIVE. 517 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,626 SO FAR. >> WOW, IMPRESSIVE. >> ISN'T IT? 518 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,762 >> WOW, IMPRESSIVE. >> ISN'T IT? >> IT WOULD BE EXCEPT THAT 519 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,797 >> ISN'T IT? >> IT WOULD BE EXCEPT THAT 100,000 OF THOSE DOWNLOADS 520 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:20,798 >> IT WOULD BE EXCEPT THAT 100,000 OF THOSE DOWNLOADS ARE FAKE. 521 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,468 100,000 OF THOSE DOWNLOADS ARE FAKE. >> SAY WHAT? 522 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,268 ARE FAKE. >> SAY WHAT? >> YEAH. 523 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,436 >> SAY WHAT? >> YEAH. I WENT ONLINE AND BOUGHT YOU 524 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,473 >> YEAH. I WENT ONLINE AND BOUGHT YOU 100,000 FAKE DOWNLOADS. 525 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,608 I WENT ONLINE AND BOUGHT YOU 100,000 FAKE DOWNLOADS. >> [ GASPS ] 526 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,275 100,000 FAKE DOWNLOADS. >> [ GASPS ] >> WHY? 527 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:31,843 >> [ GASPS ] >> WHY? >> SO YOU'D THINK YOUR PODCA 528 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,645 >> WHY? >> SO YOU'D THINK YOUR PODCA WAS REALLY POPULAR, 529 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,447 >> SO YOU'D THINK YOUR PODCA WAS REALLY POPULAR, WHICH IT'S NOT. 530 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,687 >> [ PANTING ] 531 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,527 HEY. >> HI. >> WHAT HAPPENED? 532 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:49,894 >> HI. >> WHAT HAPPENED? >> DID YOU KILL 533 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:50,528 >> WHAT HAPPENED? >> DID YOU KILL THE CREATURE THING? 534 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,829 >> DID YOU KILL THE CREATURE THING? >> ALMOST. 535 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,197 THE CREATURE THING? >> ALMOST. DID YOU GUYS 536 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:53,831 >> ALMOST. DID YOU GUYS SEE IT CRAWL UP HERE? 537 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,532 DID YOU GUYS SEE IT CRAWL UP HERE? >> UP HERE? 538 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:54,832 SEE IT CRAWL UP HERE? >> UP HERE? >> WHAT? 539 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,366 >> UP HERE? >> WHAT? >> YOU LOST IT? 540 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:55,967 >> WHAT? >> YOU LOST IT? >> NO, NO. 541 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,668 >> YOU LOST IT? >> NO, NO. BUT IT CRAWLED INTO 542 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,403 >> NO, NO. BUT IT CRAWLED INTO YOUR AIR CONDITIONING VENT. 543 00:18:59,405 --> 00:18:59,837 BUT IT CRAWLED INTO YOUR AIR CONDITIONING VENT. I THINK IT MIGHT BE 544 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,839 YOUR AIR CONDITIONING VENT. I THINK IT MIGHT BE HEADED UP TO THE ROOF. 545 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,641 I THINK IT MIGHT BE HEADED UP TO THE ROOF. YOU PEOPLE WAIT HERE. 546 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:09,347 >> CAPTAIN MAN? >> YES? >> AFTER YOU KILL THE THING, 547 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:09,714 >> YES? >> AFTER YOU KILL THE THING, ARE WE GOING 548 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,582 >> AFTER YOU KILL THE THING, ARE WE GOING TO FINISH THE SURVEY? 549 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,817 ARE WE GOING TO FINISH THE SURVEY? >> OH YEAH. 550 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:19,257 >> WILL YOU GO KILL IT? >> RIGHT. >> SO YOU PAID MONEY 551 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:19,857 >> RIGHT. >> SO YOU PAID MONEY JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL 552 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,826 >> SO YOU PAID MONEY JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED 553 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,361 JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR NOTHING? 554 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,395 ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR NOTHING? >> NO. 555 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,696 FOR NOTHING? >> NO. I PAID MONEY TO MAKE YOU FEEL 556 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,764 >> NO. I PAID MONEY TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED 557 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,565 I PAID MONEY TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED SO THAT THEN I COULD MAKE YOU 558 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,769 ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED SO THAT THEN I COULD MAKE YOU FEEL ALL SAD AND DEPRESSED. 559 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,006 SO THAT THEN I COULD MAKE YOU FEEL ALL SAD AND DEPRESSED. UPDATE, IT WORKED. 560 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:35,940 FEEL ALL SAD AND DEPRESSED. UPDATE, IT WORKED. >> BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 561 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,009 UPDATE, IT WORKED. >> BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? BECAUSE WHEN YOU DID 562 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,510 >> BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? BECAUSE WHEN YOU DID YOUR LAST PODCAST HERE, 563 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,378 BECAUSE WHEN YOU DID YOUR LAST PODCAST HERE, I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD 564 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,747 YOUR LAST PODCAST HERE, I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD GINGER FOX'S NEW VIDEO. 565 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:43,614 I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD GINGER FOX'S NEW VIDEO. >> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW 566 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,248 GINGER FOX'S NEW VIDEO. >> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TRYING 567 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:44,849 >> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING. 568 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,385 YOU WERE TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING. >> WELL, YOU KNOW NOW, 569 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:47,919 TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING. >> WELL, YOU KNOW NOW, DON'T YOU? 570 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,787 >> WELL, YOU KNOW NOW, DON'T YOU? >> BUT COULDN'T YOU HAVE 571 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,521 DON'T YOU? >> BUT COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST TOLD ME 572 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,456 >> BUT COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE TRYING-- 573 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,591 JUST TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE TRYING-- CAPTAIN MAN? 574 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:53,925 THAT YOU WERE TRYING-- CAPTAIN MAN? >> WHAT THE-- 575 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,393 CAPTAIN MAN? >> WHAT THE-- >> NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS. 576 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,328 >> WHAT THE-- >> NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS. DIE, ALIEN SCUM! 577 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:05,369 >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING AT? >> AN ALIEN. 578 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:10,875 >> BEST PODCAST EVER. 579 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,689 >> OH MY GOD. >> THE CREATURE. 580 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:32,863 >> MOM! >> WAIT! COME BACK! >> NO! 581 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:40,571 >> WELL, I MAY NOT HAVE 100,000 DOWNLOADS, BUT AT LEAST 582 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,973 100,000 DOWNLOADS, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A SLIMEY ALIEN 583 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,941 BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A SLIMEY ALIEN STUCK TO MY FACE. 584 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,981 >> IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. 585 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:50,915 IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. 586 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,083 IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. 587 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,818 IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. 588 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,485 IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. 589 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,286 IT'S ON MY FACE. IT'S ON MY FACE. >> EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. 590 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,087 IT'S ON MY FACE. >> EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. LITTLE GIRL! 591 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,855 >> EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. LITTLE GIRL! STOP RUNNING SO I CAN 592 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,924 LITTLE GIRL! STOP RUNNING SO I CAN SHOOT IT OFF YOUR FACE! 593 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,296 >> HE'LL PROBABLY JUST SHOOT IT OFF HER FACE. [ SHOOTING ] 594 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,764 SHOOT IT OFF HER FACE. [ SHOOTING ] [ SCREAMING ] 595 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,603 >> I GOT YOU. 596 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:23,547 WELL, THE CREATURE CHEWED HER CHEEK UP A LITTLE, BUT SHE'S OKAY. 597 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,982 CHEWED HER CHEEK UP A LITTLE, BUT SHE'S OKAY. >> I AM NOT OKAY. 598 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:33,858 >> OH, PIPER, DON'T BE A DRAMA QUEEN. >> SERIOUSLY. 599 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:34,992 DON'T BE A DRAMA QUEEN. >> SERIOUSLY. >> WHAT ABOUT THE CREATURE? 600 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,027 >> SERIOUSLY. >> WHAT ABOUT THE CREATURE? DID YOU KILL IT? 601 00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:38,129 >> WHAT ABOUT THE CREATURE? DID YOU KILL IT? >> OH, I THINK SO. 602 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,897 DID YOU KILL IT? >> OH, I THINK SO. I SHOT HIM WITH THIS THING 603 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:40,998 >> OH, I THINK SO. I SHOT HIM WITH THIS THING NINE TIMES AND IT CRAWLED 604 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,133 I SHOT HIM WITH THIS THING NINE TIMES AND IT CRAWLED UNDER A BUSH TO DIE. 605 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,000 NINE TIMES AND IT CRAWLED UNDER A BUSH TO DIE. I DON'T THINK THAT CREATURE 606 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,771 UNDER A BUSH TO DIE. I DON'T THINK THAT CREATURE WILL BOTHER ANYONE EVER AGAIN. 607 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,546 [ ALIEN SQUEALING ] 608 00:21:55,596 --> 00:22:00,146 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55608

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