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[ MUSIC ]
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>> HEY, WHAT'S UP HENRY?
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>> SAME OLD THING.
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[ LOCKER BEEPS ]
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[ LOCKER HONKS ]
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>> OH, COME ON.
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[ LOCKER HONKS ]
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STUPID THING.
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[ LOCKER BEEPS ]
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SHOW OFF.
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UGH.
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>> HEY CHAR,
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CAN I BORROW
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YOUR CHEMISTRY NOTES?
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[ LOCKER HONKS ]
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>> UGH!
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WHY?
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>> OKAY.
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I'LL BORROW JASPER'S.
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>> MY LOCK IS BROKEN AGAIN.
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UGH.
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DANG PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
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HEY, WILL YOU...
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>> WHAT?
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>> USE YOUR WHIZ WATCH
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TO OPEN THE LOCK.
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>> NO. WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES?
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>> I'LL CREATE A DISTRACTION.
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>> YOU KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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>> WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
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[ CHATTER ]
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>> OKAY, I'M FINE NOW.
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THANK YOU.
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>> YEP.
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>> HENRY!
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HENRY, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
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>> HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
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BE IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL HALLWAY.
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>> WHERE'S MY PHONE?
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>> WH--
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I DON'T KNOW
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WHERE YOUR PHONE IS.
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>> HEY HENRY, QUICK QUESTION.
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>> GET OUT OF HERE!
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>> AH.
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>> LOOK PIPER,
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I DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONE, OKAY?
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SO YOU JUST NEED TO--
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OH.
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I MUST'VE PICKED IT UP
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BY MISTAKE.
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>> DANG IT.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YOU BUTT DIALED
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JANA TETRAZZINI.
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>> SO?
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>> I HATE JANA TETRAZZINI.
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>> THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP
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HER NUMBER IN YOUR PHONE?
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>> BECAUSE IF SHE CALLS ME,
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I NEED TO KNOW IT'S HER
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SO I CAN IGNORE IT.
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>> LOVE YOU.
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>> WHO CARES?
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>> AND THIS IS
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MY FAVORITE HALLWAY.
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>> IT'S VERY NICE.
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>> AND THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS.
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HENRY. CHARLOTTE.
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>> HEY, MAN.
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>> THIS IS ORTHO.
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HE'S NEW HERE.
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>> AH. HEY.
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>> WHAT'S UP?
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>> DOESN'T ORTHO
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HAVE THICK HAIR?
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>> THICK.
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>> SURE.
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>> I'VE ASKED YOU
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TO STOP DOING THAT.
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>> SO, HOW DO YOU
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LIKE OUR SCHOOL SO FAR?
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>> IT'S NICE.
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HEY, CAN YOU TELL ME
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ABOUT THE SCHOOL'S
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MAIN WATER SUPPLY?
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>> OUR WATER SUPPLY?
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>> YES. YOU KNOW,
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THE WATER THAT ALL THE TEACHERS
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AND STUDENTS HERE DRINK.
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>> WHY DO YOU WANT
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TO KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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>> I HAVE REASONS.
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>> SORRY, ORTHO.
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THEY DON'T REALLY TELL US
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ABOUT OUR WATER SUPPLY.
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>> I SEE.
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HEY, DOES THIS SCHOOL
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HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS?
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>> SECURITY CAMERAS?
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>> YES.
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WHERE ARE YOUR CAMERAS?
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>> THERE MIGHT BE SOME OUTSIDE.
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>> I DON'T THINK WE HAVE
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SECURITY CAMERAS
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HERE IN THE HALLWAYS.
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>> THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
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>> HEY, ORTHO,
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YOU WANT TO SEE MY LOCKER?
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>> YES, IMMEDIATELY.
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[ LOCKER BEEPS ]
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>> THIS IS WHERE I KEEP
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MY BOOKS, MY LUNCH.
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AND THIS IS CAPTAIN MAN.
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HE CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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>> OH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT
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CAPTAIN MAN.
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AND ONE DAY, HOPEFULLY,
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MY FATHER WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
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>> TAKE CARE OF CAPTAIN MAN HOW?
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>> I SHOULDN'T SAY.
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WE'RE STILL
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IN THE PLANNING PHASE.
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>> ISN'T HE NEAT?
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>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
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>> MY DAD WAS
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AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
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>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
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>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
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HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
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AH!
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>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
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AND MET
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A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
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>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
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NOW I PROTECT
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THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW
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WHO CALL ME...
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>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
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>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
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>> CAPTAIN MAN.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
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IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
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BEING A SUPERHERO
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IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
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>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
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>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
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>> I, HENRY HART...
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>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
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TELL ANYONE...
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>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
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SECRET SIDEKICK.
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>> IT IS DONE.
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>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
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>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
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>> FEELS GOOD.
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>> CALL IT.
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>> UP THE TUBE!
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OH, MY BOOT.
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>> AH!
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>> OH, YES.
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OH, YOU'RE A NICE THING.
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>> GOOCH! WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHY DID YOU SEND ME
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AN EMERGENCY SIGNAL?
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>> LOOK.
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THAT'S A GARBAGE JUICER.
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>> A GARBAGE JUICER?
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>> IT JUICES GARBAGE.
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>> GOOCH,
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I WAS BUSY DOWNSTAIRS
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RESEARCHING CRIMINALS.
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>> WATCH.
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I JUST DUMP THE GARBAGE
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INTO THE THINGY.
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>> GOOCH.
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>> NOW, OBSERVE.
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YOU SEE?
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THE GARBAGE IS GONE.
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IT'S ALL IN THE JUICE.
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>> CAN I GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS NOW?
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>> RAY, WE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT. >> THERE'S A CREEPY NEW KID
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>> THIS IS IMPORTANT.
>> THERE'S A CREEPY NEW KID AT OUR SCHOOL.
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>> THERE'S A CREEPY NEW KID
AT OUR SCHOOL. >> UGH, CAN WE TALK
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AT OUR SCHOOL.
>> UGH, CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT DOWNSTAIRS?
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>> UGH, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT IT DOWNSTAIRS? GOOCH'S JUICE SMELLS.
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ABOUT IT DOWNSTAIRS?
GOOCH'S JUICE SMELLS. >> OKAY.
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GOOCH'S JUICE SMELLS.
>> OKAY. >> I'M COMING TOO.
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>> GOOD GOD,
THAT'S A BAND-DUDE. [ BURPS ]
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>> WHY DO YOU THINK
THIS ORTHO KID IS UP TO SOMETHING?
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THIS ORTHO KID
IS UP TO SOMETHING? >> WELL, HE WAS ASKING
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IS UP TO SOMETHING?
>> WELL, HE WAS ASKING ABOUT THE SCHOOL'S WATER SUPPLY.
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>> WELL, HE WAS ASKING
ABOUT THE SCHOOL'S WATER SUPPLY. >> AND HE WANTED TO KNOW
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ABOUT THE SCHOOL'S WATER SUPPLY.
>> AND HE WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SECURITY CAMERAS
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>> AND HE WANTED TO KNOW
ABOUT THE SECURITY CAMERAS AND--
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ABOUT THE SECURITY CAMERAS
AND-- [ ELEVATOR BUZZES ]
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AND--
[ ELEVATOR BUZZES ] [ SCREAMING ]
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>> I WONDER WHY HE WAS
ASKING ABOUT THOSE THINGS. GUYS?
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ASKING ABOUT THOSE THINGS.
GUYS? OH, STOP SCREAMING.
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>> CAN'T THAT ELEVATOR
BE ADJUSTED? >> WHY DO YOU SAY
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BE ADJUSTED?
>> WHY DO YOU SAY THIS ORTHO KID IS CREEPY?
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>> WHY DO YOU SAY
THIS ORTHO KID IS CREEPY? >> BECAUSE HE SAYS WEIRD STUFF.
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THIS ORTHO KID IS CREEPY?
>> BECAUSE HE SAYS WEIRD STUFF. AND HE'S GOT THIS CRAZY
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>> BECAUSE HE SAYS WEIRD STUFF.
AND HE'S GOT THIS CRAZY PSYCHO LOOK IN HIS EYE.
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AND HE'S GOT THIS CRAZY
PSYCHO LOOK IN HIS EYE. >> YOU GOT A PIC?
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PSYCHO LOOK IN HIS EYE.
>> YOU GOT A PIC? >> UH...
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>> YOU GOT A PIC?
>> UH... >> UH...
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>> UH...
>> UH... >> JASPER'S TWITFLASH.
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>> UH...
>> JASPER'S TWITFLASH. >> OH, YEAH.
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>> JASPER'S TWITFLASH.
>> OH, YEAH. JASPER POSTED A PIC
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>> OH, YEAH.
JASPER POSTED A PIC OF HIM AND ORTHO
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JASPER POSTED A PIC
OF HIM AND ORTHO ON HIS TWITFLASH.
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OF HIM AND ORTHO
ON HIS TWITFLASH. >> THEN I SAY WE LOOK
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ON HIS TWITFLASH.
>> THEN I SAY WE LOOK AT JASPER'S TWITFLASH.
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>> BUCKET. BUCKET.
SELFIE WITH BUCKET. BUCKET. BUCKET.
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SELFIE WITH BUCKET.
BUCKET. BUCKET. AH. THAT'S ORTHO RIGHT THERE.
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BUCKET. BUCKET.
AH. THAT'S ORTHO RIGHT THERE. >> HMM. HE'S A BOY, ALL RIGHT.
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AH. THAT'S ORTHO RIGHT THERE.
>> HMM. HE'S A BOY, ALL RIGHT. >> A BOY THAT'S UP TO NO GOOD.
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>> HMM. HE'S A BOY, ALL RIGHT.
>> A BOY THAT'S UP TO NO GOOD. >> OH, GIVE HIM A BREAK.
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>> A BOY THAT'S UP TO NO GOOD.
>> OH, GIVE HIM A BREAK. >> WHAT?
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>> OH, GIVE HIM A BREAK.
>> WHAT? >> WHAT?
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>> WHAT?
>> WHAT? >> THE KID'S NEW TO YOUR SCHOOL,
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>> WHAT?
>> THE KID'S NEW TO YOUR SCHOOL, HE'S PROBABLY
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>> THE KID'S NEW TO YOUR SCHOOL,
HE'S PROBABLY JUST A LITTLE AWKWARD.
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HE'S PROBABLY
JUST A LITTLE AWKWARD. LET'S NOT MAKE MUMPS
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JUST A LITTLE AWKWARD.
LET'S NOT MAKE MUMPS OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS.
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LET'S NOT MAKE MUMPS
OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS. >> HE ALSO THREATENED YOU.
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OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS.
>> HE ALSO THREATENED YOU. >> ME?
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>> HE ALSO THREATENED YOU.
>> ME? WHAT'D THAT
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>> ME?
WHAT'D THAT LITTLE MARSH MUMP SAY?
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WHAT'D THAT
LITTLE MARSH MUMP SAY? >> THAT HIS FATHER WAS GOING
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LITTLE MARSH MUMP SAY?
>> THAT HIS FATHER WAS GOING TO "TAKE CARE" OF YOU.
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>> THAT HIS FATHER WAS GOING
TO "TAKE CARE" OF YOU. >> OH, DID HE?
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TO "TAKE CARE" OF YOU.
>> OH, DID HE? WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT...
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>> OH, DID HE?
WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT... WAIT.
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WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT...
WAIT. HE SAID HIS FATHER
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WAIT.
HE SAID HIS FATHER WAS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME?
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HE SAID HIS FATHER
WAS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME? >> YEP.
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WAS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME?
>> YEP. >> SURE DID.
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>> YEP.
>> SURE DID. >> PUT THAT KID'S PIC BACK UP
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>> SURE DID.
>> PUT THAT KID'S PIC BACK UP ON THE MONITOR AND ZOOM IN.
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THAT HAIR.
YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF DRILL FINGER?
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YOU GUYS EVER HEARD
OF DRILL FINGER? >> THOSE LITTLE PICKLES?
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OF DRILL FINGER?
>> THOSE LITTLE PICKLES? >> I THINK THOSE ARE
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>> THOSE LITTLE PICKLES?
>> I THINK THOSE ARE DILL FINGERS.
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>> I THINK THOSE ARE
DILL FINGERS. >> I LOVE DILL FINGERS.
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DILL FINGERS.
>> I LOVE DILL FINGERS. >> THIS IS NOT ABOUT PICKLES.
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>> I LOVE DILL FINGERS.
>> THIS IS NOT ABOUT PICKLES. I'M TALKING ABOUT A DENTIST.
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>> THIS IS NOT ABOUT PICKLES.
I'M TALKING ABOUT A DENTIST. >> NAMED DRILL FINGER?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT A DENTIST.
>> NAMED DRILL FINGER? >> YEAH.
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>> NAMED DRILL FINGER?
>> YEAH. HE USED TO BE A DENTIST
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>> YEAH.
HE USED TO BE A DENTIST BEFORE HE TURNED
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HE USED TO BE A DENTIST
BEFORE HE TURNED TO A LIFE OF CRIME.
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BEFORE HE TURNED
TO A LIFE OF CRIME. THREE YEARS AGO HE KIDNAPPED
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TO A LIFE OF CRIME.
THREE YEARS AGO HE KIDNAPPED THE MAYOR OF SWELLVIEW
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THREE YEARS AGO HE KIDNAPPED
THE MAYOR OF SWELLVIEW AND REMOVED ALL HIS TEETH,
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THE MAYOR OF SWELLVIEW
AND REMOVED ALL HIS TEETH, WHICH LEFT HIM TOOTHLESS.
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AND REMOVED ALL HIS TEETH,
WHICH LEFT HIM TOOTHLESS. >> THAT'S WHY HE ONLY EATS SOUP.
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WHICH LEFT HIM TOOTHLESS.
>> THAT'S WHY HE ONLY EATS SOUP. >> EXACTLY.
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>> THAT'S WHY HE ONLY EATS SOUP.
>> EXACTLY. >> AND WHAT HAPPENED
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>> EXACTLY.
>> AND WHAT HAPPENED TO DRILL FINGER?
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>> AND WHAT HAPPENED
TO DRILL FINGER? >> I CAPTURED HIM
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TO DRILL FINGER?
>> I CAPTURED HIM AND TOOK HIM TO JAIL.
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>> I CAPTURED HIM
AND TOOK HIM TO JAIL. BUT HE WAS RELEASED
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AND TOOK HIM TO JAIL.
BUT HE WAS RELEASED THREE WEEKS AGO.
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THAT'S DRILL FINGER.
>> DOES HE ALWAYS WEAR A MASK? >> YEAH, BUT LOOK AT HIS HAIR.
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>> JUST LIKE ORTHO'S.
>> GOOCH. >> HEY, I CAN'T TALK NOW.
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>> GOOCH.
>> HEY, I CAN'T TALK NOW. I'M ON THE PHONE
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>> HEY, I CAN'T TALK NOW.
I'M ON THE PHONE WITH MY NEPHEW, BENJI.
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I'M ON THE PHONE
WITH MY NEPHEW, BENJI. HE HAS THE CHICKEN POX.
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WITH MY NEPHEW, BENJI.
HE HAS THE CHICKEN POX. >> DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I PUT
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HE HAS THE CHICKEN POX.
>> DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I PUT DRILL FINGER IN JAIL?
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>> DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I PUT
DRILL FINGER IN JAIL? >> OF COURSE.
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DRILL FINGER IN JAIL?
>> OF COURSE. >> WHAT WERE HIS EXACT WORDS
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>> OF COURSE.
>> WHAT WERE HIS EXACT WORDS AS THEY TOOK HIM AWAY?
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>> WHAT WERE HIS EXACT WORDS
AS THEY TOOK HIM AWAY? >> HE SAID, "AS SOON
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AS THEY TOOK HIM AWAY?
>> HE SAID, "AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE,
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>> HE SAID, "AS SOON
AS I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
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AS I GET OUT OF HERE,
I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF CAPTAIN MAN."
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I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF CAPTAIN MAN." >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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OF CAPTAIN MAN."
>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> GREAT. I GOT TO GO.
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>> SO, ORTHO IS THE SON
OF DRILL FINGER. >> I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
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OF DRILL FINGER.
>> I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT BOY WAS EVIL.
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>> I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
I KNEW THAT BOY WAS EVIL. I KNEW IT.
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I KNEW THAT BOY WAS EVIL.
I KNEW IT. >> YEAH, BUT DID YOU KNOW IT?
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I KNEW IT.
>> YEAH, BUT DID YOU KNOW IT? >> I DID.
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>> YEAH, BUT DID YOU KNOW IT?
>> I DID. >> BUT WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?
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>> I DID.
>> BUT WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? [ SIGHS ]
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>> BUT WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?
[ SIGHS ] WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT GOING
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[ SIGHS ]
WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT
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WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT GOING
TO FIGURE IT OUT JUST BY WEARING A LOUD SHIRT
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TO FIGURE IT OUT
JUST BY WEARING A LOUD SHIRT AND STROKING MY CHIN.
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JUST BY WEARING A LOUD SHIRT
AND STROKING MY CHIN. >> WHAT DO WE DO?
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AND STROKING MY CHIN.
>> WHAT DO WE DO? >> I AM GOING
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>> WHAT DO WE DO?
>> I AM GOING TO DO A LITTLE SPYING
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>> I AM GOING
TO DO A LITTLE SPYING ON YOUR NEW CLASSMATE, ORTHO.
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TO DO A LITTLE SPYING
ON YOUR NEW CLASSMATE, ORTHO. I'M GOING TO HAVE
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ON YOUR NEW CLASSMATE, ORTHO.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO FIGURE OUT A WAY INTO YOUR SCHOOL,
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TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
INTO YOUR SCHOOL, MAYBE AS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
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INTO YOUR SCHOOL,
MAYBE AS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. >> WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST WAIT
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MAYBE AS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST WAIT UNTIL ONE OF OUR TEACHERS
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>> WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST WAIT
UNTIL ONE OF OUR TEACHERS GETS SICK.
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UNTIL ONE OF OUR TEACHERS
GETS SICK. >> HMM. GOOD POINT.
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GETS SICK.
>> HMM. GOOD POINT. I'LL HAVE TO THINK OF A PLAN.
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>> TRY STROKING YOUR CHIN.
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>> THERE.
THAT'S ONE OF HENRY'S TEACHERS, MISS SHAPEN.
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THAT'S ONE OF HENRY'S TEACHERS,
MISS SHAPEN. >> LET'S DO THIS.
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MISS SHAPEN.
>> LET'S DO THIS. >> MY CHICKEN POX ITCH.
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>> LET'S DO THIS.
>> MY CHICKEN POX ITCH. >> BENJI, JUST REMEMBER,
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>> MY CHICKEN POX ITCH.
>> BENJI, JUST REMEMBER, NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.
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>> BENJI, JUST REMEMBER,
NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. >> OKAY, UNCLE GOOCH.
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>> NOW!
>> TRONYA! >> WHAT? HEY!
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>> TRONYA!
>> WHAT? HEY! STOP!
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>> WHAT? HEY!
STOP! AH! OH! WHAT IS GOING ON?
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STOP!
AH! OH! WHAT IS GOING ON? [ SCREAMING ]
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[ CHATTER ]
>> HEY, GUYS! HEY, GUYS!
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>> HEY, GUYS!
HEY, GUYS! >> HOLD ON ONE SEC.
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HEY, GUYS!
>> HOLD ON ONE SEC. HEY, GUYS.
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>> HOLD ON ONE SEC.
HEY, GUYS. [ SILENCE ]
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>> PRINCIPAL SAYS MISS SHAPEN
HAS CHICKEN POX. >> ALL RIGHT, FREE DAY.
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HAS CHICKEN POX.
>> ALL RIGHT, FREE DAY. [ CHEERING ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, FREE DAY.
[ CHEERING ] >> NO, NO, NO.
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[ CHEERING ]
>> NO, NO, NO. NO.
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>> NO, NO, NO.
NO. HE SAID WE'RE GETTING
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NO.
HE SAID WE'RE GETTING A SUBSTITUTE.
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HE SAID WE'RE GETTING
A SUBSTITUTE. [ GROANING ]
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A SUBSTITUTE.
[ GROANING ] >> YOU DON'T THINK RAY...
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[ GROANING ]
>> YOU DON'T THINK RAY... >> NAH, HE WOULDN'T.
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>> YOU DON'T THINK RAY...
>> NAH, HE WOULDN'T. >> HELLO, CHILDREN.
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>> NAH, HE WOULDN'T.
>> HELLO, CHILDREN. EVERYONE,
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>> HELLO, CHILDREN.
EVERYONE, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.
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EVERYONE,
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. IT SEEMS YOUR REGULAR TEACHER
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PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.
IT SEEMS YOUR REGULAR TEACHER HAS CAUGHT THE POX
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IT SEEMS YOUR REGULAR TEACHER
HAS CAUGHT THE POX OF A CHICKEN.
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HAS CAUGHT THE POX
OF A CHICKEN. NASTY RED BUMPIES ALL OVER.
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OF A CHICKEN.
NASTY RED BUMPIES ALL OVER. BUT NOT TO WORRY,
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NASTY RED BUMPIES ALL OVER.
BUT NOT TO WORRY, I AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE,
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BUT NOT TO WORRY,
I AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE, MR. GELDING.
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>> RAY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> SHH, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. >> THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK.
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>> SHH, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
>> THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. IT MIGHT WORK IF YOU--
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>> THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK.
IT MIGHT WORK IF YOU-- >> YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
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IT MIGHT WORK IF YOU--
>> YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. >> JUST SIT DOWN.
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>> YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
>> JUST SIT DOWN. >> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
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>> JUST SIT DOWN.
>> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? >> I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS.
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>> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
>> I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS. SIT DOWN AND TRUST ME.
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>> I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS.
SIT DOWN AND TRUST ME. >> I JUST WANT TO--
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SIT DOWN AND TRUST ME.
>> I JUST WANT TO-- >> SIT DOWN, BOY.
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>> I JUST WANT TO--
>> SIT DOWN, BOY. >> YES, MR. GELDING.
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>> NOW, THEN,
LET'S HAVE A ROLL CALL. WE'LL START WITH FIRST NAMES
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LET'S HAVE A ROLL CALL.
WE'LL START WITH FIRST NAMES THAT BEGIN WITH THE LETTER "O."
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WE'LL START WITH FIRST NAMES
THAT BEGIN WITH THE LETTER "O." >> MY NAME IS OLIVER.
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THAT BEGIN WITH THE LETTER "O."
>> MY NAME IS OLIVER. >> SHUT UP, OLIVER.
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>> MY NAME IS OLIVER.
>> SHUT UP, OLIVER. WHERE'S ORTHO?
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HELLO, ORTHO.
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>> NOW THEN, CLASS,
WHO CAN TELL ME ABOUT THE ISOSCELES TRIANGLE?
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WHO CAN TELL ME
ABOUT THE ISOSCELES TRIANGLE? >> SIR?
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ABOUT THE ISOSCELES TRIANGLE?
>> SIR? THIS IS A HISTORY CLASS.
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>> SIR?
THIS IS A HISTORY CLASS. >> WHO CAN TELL ME
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THIS IS A HISTORY CLASS.
>> WHO CAN TELL ME ABOUT THE HISTORY
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>> WHO CAN TELL ME
ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE ISOSCELES TRIANGLE?
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ABOUT THE HISTORY
OF THE ISOSCELES TRIANGLE? ORTHO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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OF THE ISOSCELES TRIANGLE?
ORTHO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? >> I...
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ORTHO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
>> I... I'M NEW.
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>> I...
I'M NEW. >> EXCUSE ME, MR. GELDING.
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I'M NEW.
>> EXCUSE ME, MR. GELDING. CAN I PLEASE TALK TO YOU
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>> EXCUSE ME, MR. GELDING.
CAN I PLEASE TALK TO YOU OUT IN THE HALL?
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CAN I PLEASE TALK TO YOU
OUT IN THE HALL? >> I'M IN THE MIDDLE
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OUT IN THE HALL?
>> I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON.
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>> I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF A LESSON. >> I HAVE A QUESTION
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OF A LESSON.
>> I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT MY PERSONAL HYGIENE.
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>> I HAVE A QUESTION
ABOUT MY PERSONAL HYGIENE. >> TO THE HALL WE GO.
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ABOUT MY PERSONAL HYGIENE.
>> TO THE HALL WE GO. >> HEY, I HAVE LOTS
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>> TO THE HALL WE GO.
>> HEY, I HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT MY HYGIENE.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHY ARE YOU IN MY SCHOOL? >> I'M SPYING ON ORTHO.
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WHY ARE YOU IN MY SCHOOL?
>> I'M SPYING ON ORTHO. >> WILL YOU STOP
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>> I'M SPYING ON ORTHO.
>> WILL YOU STOP WITH THE ACCENT?
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>> WILL YOU STOP
WITH THE ACCENT? >> I'M SPYING ON ORTHO.
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WITH THE ACCENT?
>> I'M SPYING ON ORTHO. >> WELL, WHAT'D YOU DO
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>> I'M SPYING ON ORTHO.
>> WELL, WHAT'D YOU DO WITH OUR REGULAR TEACHER?
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>> WELL, WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH OUR REGULAR TEACHER? >> I GAVE HER A DISEASE.
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WITH OUR REGULAR TEACHER?
>> I GAVE HER A DISEASE. >> OH MY GOD.
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>> I GAVE HER A DISEASE.
>> OH MY GOD. >> JUST CHICKEN POX.
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>> OH MY GOD.
>> JUST CHICKEN POX. >> THAT'S THE WORST KIND OF POX.
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>> JUST CHICKEN POX.
>> THAT'S THE WORST KIND OF POX. >> WHAT ABOUT TUNA POX?
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>> THAT'S THE WORST KIND OF POX.
>> WHAT ABOUT TUNA POX? >> THERE'S NO SUCH THING
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>> WHAT ABOUT TUNA POX?
>> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TUNA POX.
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>> THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS TUNA POX. >> LOOK, YOU AND CHARLOTTE
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AS TUNA POX.
>> LOOK, YOU AND CHARLOTTE WERE THE ONES THAT SAID
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>> LOOK, YOU AND CHARLOTTE
WERE THE ONES THAT SAID THAT ORTHO'S UP TO NO GOOD.
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WERE THE ONES THAT SAID
THAT ORTHO'S UP TO NO GOOD. >> I KNOW--
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THAT ORTHO'S UP TO NO GOOD.
>> I KNOW-- >> WE ALREADY KNOW
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>> I KNOW--
>> WE ALREADY KNOW HIS DAD IS DRILL FINGER.
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>> WE ALREADY KNOW
HIS DAD IS DRILL FINGER. NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT
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HIS DAD IS DRILL FINGER.
NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING.
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NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING. >> YOU GUYS,
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WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING.
>> YOU GUYS, JASPER KEEPS ASKING ME QUESTIONS
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>> YOU GUYS,
JASPER KEEPS ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS PERSONAL HYGIENE.
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JASPER KEEPS ASKING ME QUESTIONS
ABOUT HIS PERSONAL HYGIENE. >> SO?
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ABOUT HIS PERSONAL HYGIENE.
>> SO? >> SO YOU BETTER
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>> SO?
>> SO YOU BETTER GET BACK TO CLASS
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>> SO YOU BETTER
GET BACK TO CLASS BEFORE I TELL HIM THINGS
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GET BACK TO CLASS
BEFORE I TELL HIM THINGS HE DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW.
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>> OKAY.
YOU CLEAR ON THE PLAN? >> NO.
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YOU CLEAR ON THE PLAN?
>> NO. >> LET'S GO.
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>> NO.
>> LET'S GO. >> I JUST WANT TO KNOW
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>> LET'S GO.
>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I SHOULD USE DIFFERENT SOAPS
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>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW
IF I SHOULD USE DIFFERENT SOAPS FOR DIFFERENT PARTS OF ME.
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IF I SHOULD USE DIFFERENT SOAPS
FOR DIFFERENT PARTS OF ME. >> SHH.
412
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,187
FOR DIFFERENT PARTS OF ME.
>> SHH. >> NOW, HISTORY IS FILLED
413
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:42,854
>> SHH.
>> NOW, HISTORY IS FILLED WITH STORIES
414
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,223
>> NOW, HISTORY IS FILLED
WITH STORIES OF EVIL NASTY PEOPLE.
415
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,724
WITH STORIES
OF EVIL NASTY PEOPLE. >> WHO CAN NAME SOME?
416
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,892
OF EVIL NASTY PEOPLE.
>> WHO CAN NAME SOME? >> OOH. GENGHIS KHAN.
417
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:48,860
>> WHO CAN NAME SOME?
>> OOH. GENGHIS KHAN. >> YES.
418
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:49,828
>> OOH. GENGHIS KHAN.
>> YES. >> VOLDEMORT.
419
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:50,895
>> YES.
>> VOLDEMORT. >> GOOD ONE.
420
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:51,963
>> VOLDEMORT.
>> GOOD ONE. >> BIG BIRD.
421
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,832
>> GOOD ONE.
>> BIG BIRD. >> ABSOLUTELY.
422
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,666
>> BIG BIRD.
>> ABSOLUTELY. NOW...
423
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,166
>> ABSOLUTELY.
NOW... WHO CAN NAME
424
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,735
NOW...
WHO CAN NAME SOME OTHER EVIL PEOPLE?
425
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,305
WHO CAN NAME
SOME OTHER EVIL PEOPLE? ORTHO?
426
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:00,905
SOME OTHER EVIL PEOPLE?
ORTHO? >> UM...
427
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,007
ORTHO?
>> UM... >> OH, THINK, ORTHO.
428
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,576
>> UM...
>> OH, THINK, ORTHO. SURELY YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE
429
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:06,978
>> OH, THINK, ORTHO.
SURELY YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE WITH EVIL INTENTIONS.
430
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:07,745
SURELY YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE
WITH EVIL INTENTIONS. >> LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE PLANNING
431
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,081
WITH EVIL INTENTIONS.
>> LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE PLANNING TO SABOTAGE THIS SCHOOL?
432
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,584
>> LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE PLANNING
TO SABOTAGE THIS SCHOOL? >> YEAH, ORTHO.
433
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,986
TO SABOTAGE THIS SCHOOL?
>> YEAH, ORTHO. >> I, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
434
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,689
>> YEAH, ORTHO.
>> I, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. >> WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
435
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,090
>> I, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? >> AFTER CLASS I PLAN
436
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,592
>> WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
>> AFTER CLASS I PLAN TO EAT A TURKEY WRAP.
437
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:23,061
>> AFTER CLASS I PLAN
TO EAT A TURKEY WRAP. >> AH HA.
438
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,162
TO EAT A TURKEY WRAP.
>> AH HA. >> YOU, STUDENT,
439
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,831
>> AH HA.
>> YOU, STUDENT, EXAMINE ORTHO'S TURKEY WRAP.
440
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,666
>> YOU, STUDENT,
EXAMINE ORTHO'S TURKEY WRAP. >> WHAT IS GOING ON?
441
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,705
>> WRAP'S CLEAN.
442
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:42,347
>> NOW, STUDENTS,
TO REALLY KNOW HISTORY, WE MUST FIRST LEARN
443
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,082
TO REALLY KNOW HISTORY,
WE MUST FIRST LEARN YOUR HISTORY.
444
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,885
WE MUST FIRST LEARN
YOUR HISTORY. THEREFORE, TOMORROW SHALL BE
445
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,119
YOUR HISTORY.
THEREFORE, TOMORROW SHALL BE "BRING YOUR FATHER
446
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,754
THEREFORE, TOMORROW SHALL BE
"BRING YOUR FATHER TO CLASS" DAY.
447
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,189
"BRING YOUR FATHER
TO CLASS" DAY. >> ALL OF OUR FATHERS?
448
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,056
TO CLASS" DAY.
>> ALL OF OUR FATHERS? >> NO, LET'S JUST START
449
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,058
>> ALL OF OUR FATHERS?
>> NO, LET'S JUST START WITH ONE FATHER.
450
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:54,792
>> NO, LET'S JUST START
WITH ONE FATHER. >> MY FATHER LIVES
451
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,861
WITH ONE FATHER.
>> MY FATHER LIVES IN OUR BASEMENT.
452
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:57,362
>> MY FATHER LIVES
IN OUR BASEMENT. >> PUT YOUR HANDS
453
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,063
IN OUR BASEMENT.
>> PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR FACE.
454
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:04,302
ORTHO.
YOU BRING YOUR FATHER TO CLASS TOMORROW.
455
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,138
YOU BRING YOUR FATHER
TO CLASS TOMORROW. >> OKAY.
456
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,573
TO CLASS TOMORROW.
>> OKAY. >> LOOK, I PUT YOUR WRAP
457
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,008
>> OKAY.
>> LOOK, I PUT YOUR WRAP BACK TOGETHER.
458
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,345
>> I CAN'T BREATHE.
459
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,151
>> HEY, ORTHO.
>> HI. >> SORRY OUR TEACHER
460
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,552
>> HI.
>> SORRY OUR TEACHER WAS BEING SO WEIRD TO YOU.
461
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,787
>> SORRY OUR TEACHER
WAS BEING SO WEIRD TO YOU. >> AH, IT'S OKAY.
462
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:23,821
WAS BEING SO WEIRD TO YOU.
>> AH, IT'S OKAY. I JUST WISH THAT YOUR FRIEND
463
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:28,226
>> AH, IT'S OKAY.
I JUST WISH THAT YOUR FRIEND HADN'T MUTILATED MY TURKEY WRAP.
464
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,460
I JUST WISH THAT YOUR FRIEND
HADN'T MUTILATED MY TURKEY WRAP. >> YEAH.
465
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,328
HADN'T MUTILATED MY TURKEY WRAP.
>> YEAH. OH.
466
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,931
>> YEAH.
OH. I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
467
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,667
OH.
I GOT YOU A PRESENT. IT'S A MINI BUCKET.
468
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:37,335
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
IT'S A MINI BUCKET. >> THANKS.
469
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,002
IT'S A MINI BUCKET.
>> THANKS. >> YOU CAN KEEP ANYTHING
470
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:38,803
>> THANKS.
>> YOU CAN KEEP ANYTHING IN THERE,
471
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,973
>> YOU CAN KEEP ANYTHING
IN THERE, PAPER CLIPS, BUTTONS, CORN.
472
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,107
IN THERE,
PAPER CLIPS, BUTTONS, CORN. >> COOL. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
473
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:43,741
PAPER CLIPS, BUTTONS, CORN.
>> COOL. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT CORN OUT
474
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,843
>> COOL. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO EAT CORN OUT OF A SMALL BUCKET.
475
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,346
TO EAT CORN OUT
OF A SMALL BUCKET. >> WHO HASN'T?
476
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,349
OF A SMALL BUCKET.
>> WHO HASN'T? [ PHONE RINGING ]
477
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,418
>> WHO HASN'T?
[ PHONE RINGING ] >> HELLO, FATHER.
478
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,286
[ PHONE RINGING ]
>> HELLO, FATHER. DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE?
479
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:55,687
>> HELLO, FATHER.
DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE? RIGHT.
480
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:56,120
DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE?
RIGHT. YOU NEED TO BE
481
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,956
RIGHT.
YOU NEED TO BE AT SCHOOL TOMORROW.
482
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:58,690
YOU NEED TO BE
AT SCHOOL TOMORROW. YES.
483
00:15:58,692 --> 00:15:59,691
AT SCHOOL TOMORROW.
YES. AFTERWARDS, WE CAN DISCUSS
484
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,626
YES.
AFTERWARDS, WE CAN DISCUSS THE PLANNING PHASE.
485
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:09,434
>> LOOK.
>> [ SCREAMS ] DON'T DO THAT.
486
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:19,711
[ CHATTER ]
[ BELL RINGS ] >> ALL RIGHT, LADS AND LOONIES.
487
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,846
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> ALL RIGHT, LADS AND LOONIES. RUMPS IN CHAIRS.
488
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:28,886
>> HELLO.
IS THIS... OH, HI, ORTHO.
489
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,888
IS THIS...
OH, HI, ORTHO. >> HELLO, FATHER.
490
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,557
OH, HI, ORTHO.
>> HELLO, FATHER. >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
491
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,624
>> HELLO, FATHER.
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T ORTHO'S DADDY.
492
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,826
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
ORTHO'S DADDY. >> ACCENT.
493
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,662
ORTHO'S DADDY.
>> ACCENT. >> IF IT ISN'T ORTHO'S DADDY.
494
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,162
>> ACCENT.
>> IF IT ISN'T ORTHO'S DADDY. >> YEAH.
495
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,130
>> IF IT ISN'T ORTHO'S DADDY.
>> YEAH. SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE.
496
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,865
>> YEAH.
SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE. I HAD SOME THINGS TO DO.
497
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,467
SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE.
I HAD SOME THINGS TO DO. >> WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
498
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,370
I HAD SOME THINGS TO DO.
>> WHAT KIND OF THINGS? >> YEAH, WHAT THINGS?
499
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,071
>> WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
>> YEAH, WHAT THINGS? >> JUST SOME WORK STUFF.
500
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,473
>> YEAH, WHAT THINGS?
>> JUST SOME WORK STUFF. SO I WAS TOLD
501
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,374
>> JUST SOME WORK STUFF.
SO I WAS TOLD IT'S "BRING YOUR FATHER
502
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,342
SO I WAS TOLD
IT'S "BRING YOUR FATHER TO CLASS" DAY.
503
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,911
IT'S "BRING YOUR FATHER
TO CLASS" DAY. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
504
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,180
TO CLASS" DAY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> OKAY.
505
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,217
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> OKAY. SO, NOW WHAT?
506
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,689
>> MAYBE YOU COULD
TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT THE TYPE OF WORK YOU DO
507
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,825
TELL THE CHILDREN
ABOUT THE TYPE OF WORK YOU DO AND--
508
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,726
ABOUT THE TYPE OF WORK YOU DO
AND-- >> FATHER!
509
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,595
AND--
>> FATHER! >> OH, BAD LUCK.
510
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,829
>> FATHER!
>> OH, BAD LUCK. IT APPEARS THAT ORTHO'S FATHER
511
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,765
>> OH, BAD LUCK.
IT APPEARS THAT ORTHO'S FATHER IS HAVING A MEDICAL EPISODE.
512
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:14,565
IT APPEARS THAT ORTHO'S FATHER
IS HAVING A MEDICAL EPISODE. >> NO, I THINK
513
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,402
IS HAVING A MEDICAL EPISODE.
>> NO, I THINK YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM.
514
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,603
>> NO, I THINK
YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM. I'M CALLING MY MOM AND THEN
515
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,505
YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM.
I'M CALLING MY MOM AND THEN YOU'LL BE IN BIG--
516
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:26,210
>> UH-OH, THERE GOES ORTHO.
>> GOOD HEAVENS, THE MEDICAL PROBLEM
517
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,279
>> GOOD HEAVENS,
THE MEDICAL PROBLEM MUST BE GENETIC.
518
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:28,880
THE MEDICAL PROBLEM
MUST BE GENETIC. >> WE SHOULD TAKE THEM
519
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:29,881
MUST BE GENETIC.
>> WE SHOULD TAKE THEM TO THE SCHOOL NURSE.
520
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:30,615
>> WE SHOULD TAKE THEM
TO THE SCHOOL NURSE. >> GOOD IDEA.
521
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,783
TO THE SCHOOL NURSE.
>> GOOD IDEA. LET'S HURRY UP, SHALL WE?
522
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,151
>> GOOD IDEA.
LET'S HURRY UP, SHALL WE? >> HELP ME GET ORTHO.
523
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,494
>> EXCUSE ME.
TERRIBLY SORRY.
524
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:57,075
>> WHERE ARE WE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, SON.
525
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,147
>> WELL...
>> WELL... >> WELL.
526
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,082
>> WELL...
>> WELL. >> WELL.
527
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,149
>> WELL.
>> WELL. >> WE ONLY DO THREE WELLS.
528
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,617
>> WELL.
>> WE ONLY DO THREE WELLS. >> SORRY.
529
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,619
>> WE ONLY DO THREE WELLS.
>> SORRY. >> SO, MISTER.
530
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,320
>> SORRY.
>> SO, MISTER. ARE YOU READY TO ADMIT
531
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,823
>> SO, MISTER.
ARE YOU READY TO ADMIT THAT YOU'RE DRILL FINGER?
532
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:12,657
ARE YOU READY TO ADMIT
THAT YOU'RE DRILL FINGER? >> WHAT?
533
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,826
THAT YOU'RE DRILL FINGER?
>> WHAT? >> WHO'S DRILL FINGER?
534
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,395
>> WHAT?
>> WHO'S DRILL FINGER? >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRILL FINGER.
535
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,162
>> WHO'S DRILL FINGER?
>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRILL FINGER. >> YOU'RE A PSYCHOTIC
536
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,397
>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRILL FINGER.
>> YOU'RE A PSYCHOTIC EVIL DENTIST.
537
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,099
>> YOU'RE A PSYCHOTIC
EVIL DENTIST. >> AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
538
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,668
EVIL DENTIST.
>> AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO GET DRILLED.
539
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,268
>> AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
TO GET DRILLED. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
540
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:28,005
TO GET DRILLED.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
541
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,507
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> I'M NOT A DENTIST.
542
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,476
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
>> I'M NOT A DENTIST. I DON'T EVEN FLOSS.
543
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,443
>> I'M NOT A DENTIST.
I DON'T EVEN FLOSS. [ BEEPING ]
544
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,412
I DON'T EVEN FLOSS.
[ BEEPING ] >> JUST A SECOND.
545
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,179
[ BEEPING ]
>> JUST A SECOND. WHAT, GOOCH?
546
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,614
>> JUST A SECOND.
WHAT, GOOCH? I'M BUSY WITH DRILL FINGER.
547
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,249
WHAT, GOOCH?
I'M BUSY WITH DRILL FINGER. >> NO YOU'RE NOT.
548
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,083
I'M BUSY WITH DRILL FINGER.
>> NO YOU'RE NOT. >> HUH?
549
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:39,517
>> NO YOU'RE NOT.
>> HUH? >> DRILL FINGER
550
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,186
>> HUH?
>> DRILL FINGER WAS JUST SPOTTED IN NEBRASKA.
551
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,621
>> DRILL FINGER
WAS JUST SPOTTED IN NEBRASKA. >> NEBRASKA?
552
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,689
WAS JUST SPOTTED IN NEBRASKA.
>> NEBRASKA? >> AFFIRMATIVE.
553
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,491
>> NEBRASKA?
>> AFFIRMATIVE. HE PUT FOUR MEGATONS OF SUGAR
554
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,493
>> AFFIRMATIVE.
HE PUT FOUR MEGATONS OF SUGAR INTO THE WATER SUPPLY.
555
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,594
HE PUT FOUR MEGATONS OF SUGAR
INTO THE WATER SUPPLY. >> SITUATION?
556
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,928
INTO THE WATER SUPPLY.
>> SITUATION? >> WATER VERY SWEET.
557
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,864
>> SITUATION?
>> WATER VERY SWEET. TEETH IN DANGER.
558
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:55,833
>> WATER VERY SWEET.
TEETH IN DANGER. >> UNDERSTOOD.
559
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,301
TEETH IN DANGER.
>> UNDERSTOOD. >> WHAT DO WE DO?
560
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,169
>> UNDERSTOOD.
>> WHAT DO WE DO? >> NOTHING.
561
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,804
>> WHAT DO WE DO?
>> NOTHING. WE ONLY PROTECT SWELLVIEW.
562
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,005
>> NOTHING.
WE ONLY PROTECT SWELLVIEW. NEBRASKA, NOT OUR PROBLEM.
563
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,875
WE ONLY PROTECT SWELLVIEW.
NEBRASKA, NOT OUR PROBLEM. >> RIGHT.
564
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,109
NEBRASKA, NOT OUR PROBLEM.
>> RIGHT. >> BUT YOU GUYS,
565
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,210
>> RIGHT.
>> BUT YOU GUYS, IF THE REAL DRILL FINGER
566
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:09,280
>> BUT YOU GUYS,
IF THE REAL DRILL FINGER IS IN NEBRASKA, WHO'S THAT GUY?
567
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,049
IF THE REAL DRILL FINGER
IS IN NEBRASKA, WHO'S THAT GUY? >> HE'S MY DAD, YOU DIP TWITS.
568
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:12,817
IS IN NEBRASKA, WHO'S THAT GUY?
>> HE'S MY DAD, YOU DIP TWITS. >> BUT...
569
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,818
>> HE'S MY DAD, YOU DIP TWITS.
>> BUT... BUT WHY'D YOU WANT TO KNOW
570
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,352
>> BUT...
BUT WHY'D YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE OUR SCHOOL'S
571
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,453
BUT WHY'D YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE OUR SCHOOL'S WATER SUPPLY WAS?
572
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,554
WHERE OUR SCHOOL'S
WATER SUPPLY WAS? >> BECAUSE MY UNCLE
573
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,955
WATER SUPPLY WAS?
>> BECAUSE MY UNCLE SELLS WATER FILTERS
574
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:18,489
>> BECAUSE MY UNCLE
SELLS WATER FILTERS FOR SCHOOLS
575
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,725
SELLS WATER FILTERS
FOR SCHOOLS AND SMALL BUSINESSES.
576
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,459
FOR SCHOOLS
AND SMALL BUSINESSES. >> OH.
577
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,226
AND SMALL BUSINESSES.
>> OH. >> OH.
578
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,794
>> OH.
>> OH. >> OH.
579
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,296
>> OH.
>> OH. >> OKAY, BUT WHY DID YOU ASK
580
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:25,897
>> OH.
>> OKAY, BUT WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT OUR SCHOOL'S
581
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,231
>> OKAY, BUT WHY DID YOU ASK
ABOUT OUR SCHOOL'S SECURITY CAMERAS?
582
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:27,899
ABOUT OUR SCHOOL'S
SECURITY CAMERAS? >> BECAUSE AT ORTHO'S
583
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,033
SECURITY CAMERAS?
>> BECAUSE AT ORTHO'S LAST SCHOOL,
584
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:29,834
>> BECAUSE AT ORTHO'S
LAST SCHOOL, THE SECURITY CAMERAS
585
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,803
LAST SCHOOL,
THE SECURITY CAMERAS CAUGHT HIM PICKING HIS NOSE.
586
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,371
THE SECURITY CAMERAS
CAUGHT HIM PICKING HIS NOSE. >> EW.
587
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,005
CAUGHT HIM PICKING HIS NOSE.
>> EW. >> OH.
588
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,573
>> EW.
>> OH. >> OH.
589
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,240
>> OH.
>> OH. >> AFTER THAT,
590
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,074
>> OH.
>> AFTER THAT, SOME OF THE OTHER KIDS
591
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,210
>> AFTER THAT,
SOME OF THE OTHER KIDS CALLED ME "BOOGER BOY."
592
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:48,152
>> KIDS CAN BE CRUEL.
>> OKAY, WAIT. THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR DAD
593
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:48,920
>> OKAY, WAIT.
THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR DAD WAS GOING TO "TAKE CARE"
594
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,087
THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR DAD
WAS GOING TO "TAKE CARE" OF CAPTAIN MAN?
595
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:50,588
WAS GOING TO "TAKE CARE"
OF CAPTAIN MAN? >> YEAH.
596
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,422
OF CAPTAIN MAN?
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
597
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:51,923
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> BECAUSE MY FATHER
598
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:52,657
>> YEAH.
>> BECAUSE MY FATHER OWNS A CHAIN
599
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,591
>> BECAUSE MY FATHER
OWNS A CHAIN OF RETIREMENT HOMES
600
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,026
OWNS A CHAIN
OF RETIREMENT HOMES FOR OLD PEOPLE.
601
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:55,927
OF RETIREMENT HOMES
FOR OLD PEOPLE. >> AND I'M BUILDING A NEW ONE
602
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,562
FOR OLD PEOPLE.
>> AND I'M BUILDING A NEW ONE HERE IN SWELLVIEW.
603
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:57,995
>> AND I'M BUILDING A NEW ONE
HERE IN SWELLVIEW. >> IT'S STILL
604
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,065
HERE IN SWELLVIEW.
>> IT'S STILL IN THE PLANNING PHASE.
605
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:01,999
>> IT'S STILL
IN THE PLANNING PHASE. >> AND WHEN
606
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,334
IN THE PLANNING PHASE.
>> AND WHEN CAPTAIN MAN GETS OLD,
607
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,268
>> AND WHEN
CAPTAIN MAN GETS OLD, I HOPED I COULD
608
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,204
CAPTAIN MAN GETS OLD,
I HOPED I COULD TAKE CARE OF HIM...
609
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,371
I HOPED I COULD
TAKE CARE OF HIM... TO THANK HIM FOR BEING
610
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,942
TAKE CARE OF HIM...
TO THANK HIM FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL SUPERHERO.
611
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,076
TO THANK HIM FOR BEING
SUCH A WONDERFUL SUPERHERO. >> [ CHUCKLES ]
612
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,344
SUCH A WONDERFUL SUPERHERO.
>> [ CHUCKLES ] WILL YOU EXCUSE US
613
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,780
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WILL YOU EXCUSE US FOR JUST ONE SECOND?
614
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,081
WILL YOU EXCUSE US
FOR JUST ONE SECOND? WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
615
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:25,756
OKAY, WE SCREWED UP BAD.
>> I BETTER NOT GET IN TROUBLE. >> LET'S JUST CALM DOWN.
616
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,624
>> I BETTER NOT GET IN TROUBLE.
>> LET'S JUST CALM DOWN. >> HEY. JUST KNOW
617
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,625
>> LET'S JUST CALM DOWN.
>> HEY. JUST KNOW I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL
618
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,759
>> HEY. JUST KNOW
I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL FOR THE TWO OF YOU.
619
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,293
I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL
FOR THE TWO OF YOU. >> SHH.
620
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,329
FOR THE TWO OF YOU.
>> SHH. >> SHH.
621
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:40,304
>> HEY.
SO, GOOD NEWS. >> WHAT?
622
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:40,771
SO, GOOD NEWS.
>> WHAT? >> WE'VE CLEARLY
623
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,974
>> WHAT?
>> WE'VE CLEARLY MADE A MISTAKE HERE.
624
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:43,474
>> WE'VE CLEARLY
MADE A MISTAKE HERE. >> SO WE'RE GOING
625
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,309
MADE A MISTAKE HERE.
>> SO WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU BOTH GO.
626
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:45,977
>> SO WE'RE GOING
TO LET YOU BOTH GO. >> AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE
627
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,211
TO LET YOU BOTH GO.
>> AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE NOT TO MENTION
628
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,980
>> AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE
NOT TO MENTION ALL THIS TO ANYONE.
629
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,314
NOT TO MENTION
ALL THIS TO ANYONE. >> ARE YOU NUTS?
630
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,282
ALL THIS TO ANYONE.
>> ARE YOU NUTS? >> AS SOON AS WE GET OUT
631
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:51,749
>> ARE YOU NUTS?
>> AS SOON AS WE GET OUT OF HERE,
632
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,919
>> AS SOON AS WE GET OUT
OF HERE, WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO THE POLICE.
633
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,288
OF HERE,
WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO THE POLICE. >> WELL, IN THAT CASE...
634
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:03,628
>> WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
>> JUST HELP ME GET THEM DOWN. >> AW, MAN.
635
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,473
WILL YOU GUYS HURRY UP?
636
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:21,345
>> WHAT ABOUT WHEN THEY WAKE UP?
THEY'RE GOING TO GET US IN TROUBLE.
637
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,179
THEY'RE GOING TO GET US
IN TROUBLE. >> NOT IF THEY DON'T REMEMBER
638
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,081
IN TROUBLE.
>> NOT IF THEY DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
639
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,325
>> THERE.
>> NOW THEY WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING?
640
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,327
>> NOW THEY WON'T
REMEMBER ANYTHING? >> NOT EVEN WHERE THEY LIVE.
641
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:39,263
REMEMBER ANYTHING?
>> NOT EVEN WHERE THEY LIVE. >> AWESOME.
642
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,197
>> NOT EVEN WHERE THEY LIVE.
>> AWESOME. >> THEY'RE WAKING UP.
643
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,299
>> AWESOME.
>> THEY'RE WAKING UP. >> RUN!
644
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,967
>> THEY'RE WAKING UP.
>> RUN! >> LET'S GO.
645
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,104
[ CAR DRIVES AWAY ]
646
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:53,878
>> WHO ARE YOU?
647
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,846
>> I THINK I'M...
648
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:58,249
BOOGER BOY.
649
00:21:58,299 --> 00:22:02,849
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